So, either they have some weird mentsl illness, just realy fucked up dreams or murdered presumably a chuld.(The skeleton in the bloodtub was rather small)
@@privpi yuo can just have weird dreams bro lol my dreams consist of me being inside the stomach of chronos with inanimate rotting versions of myself but that doesnt mean i have some form of self-loathing
Hey, I'm the developer of "This Game Is Real". I just saw a huge rise in downloads and was wondering if my game featured somewhere and OMG Markiplier himself played it! Thank you so much for playing! The build you played is a very early one, there have been much more added in the game since then, including a second chapter. I understand the game is confusing but that is because it is based on some weird nightmares I and some other person I found on the internet had. It is very personal. I am right now developing a side project and after that the third and final chapter of this game. Again I can't thank you enough, this is like a dream coming true!
Not sure if this is actually the developer or if your a copycat if you are the real deal then CONGRATULATIONS glad you got the big boost of attention to your game I hope you can take marks advice and make the game a bit more clear and help make the story more clear❤️
Well yeah, they're more interested in the part where actually got genuinely scared for once, and didn't just play up a reaction. Personally I disagree, I like to see him talk about coming more
This comment is a diamond surrounded by the rough of comments literally only mention mark saying not to turn around. Thank you for originality sir(or maam)
Mark's main dialogue in literally every scary game he plays: "Hello?" "Grandma?" "This is very resident evil." "Wanna run that by me again?" After reading the comments, I feel like I've basically watched another Mark video, as I read them all in his voice. 😆
"Do I have to drink the poop bucket? Okay..." "N-No Mark you don't have to drink the poop bucket! You're in the wrong bathroom!" " *choking noises* Kill me!"
Mark: Just because there’s blood doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun. Me: Oh ya, I’m sure they’re having fun and bouncing around WITHOUT A SPINE.
I. Have sympathy. But also, consider. When I was setting up my room, I was a fool. My bed is against ZERO walls. But I do have my high school senior class photo on the wall behind me. So there's that.
Mark doing his “don’t turn around” thing, I turn around and meet the eyes of my smiling and adorable 6 month old daughter wearing a fluffy pink dress with bunnies on it... hmm, yes absolutely terrifying
Darkiplier: “Hi. You’re in the right place. You DID click on a three scary games video...” Me: *thank goodness I thought I clicked on dank doodle memes for a second there, thanks for clearing that up for me*
Me: *Literally just eating subway and drinking a large Dr. Pepper while watching this at like 3 A.M. in a cozy blanket in a dark room with a night light on while chilling* The demon outside my house: lucky son of a gun
Me: eating McDonald’s and drinking a medium dr.pepper while watching this at 1 AM and seeing this comment that is relaying my situation Also me: now wait just a second
i was watching this on the tv and my mom was cooking dinner, and she just walked out of the kitchen and sighed and said "god his voice is so perfect" IM DYING.
@@ashley2482 he is strict and a neat freak lol. but my mom is super easy going and nice. my dad is the complete opposite. also my parents are divorced sooo
Everybody: watches mark say something they think is funny then immediately posting the same Joke seriously its kinda sad have a nice life sitting on yo ass no life
"This game is real" is actually a game based on strange dreams from the users of a horror forum. That's why it's confusing at times.
Oh, cool.
do you know which forum it’s from? that’s pretty neat
Man that's interesting
So, either they have some weird mentsl illness, just realy fucked up dreams or murdered presumably a chuld.(The skeleton in the bloodtub was rather small)
@@privpi yuo can just have weird dreams bro lol
my dreams consist of me being inside the stomach of chronos with inanimate rotting versions of myself but that doesnt mean i have some form of self-loathing
Hey, I'm the developer of "This Game Is Real". I just saw a huge rise in downloads and was wondering if my game featured somewhere and OMG Markiplier himself played it! Thank you so much for playing!
The build you played is a very early one, there have been much more added in the game since then, including a second chapter.
I understand the game is confusing but that is because it is based on some weird nightmares I and some other person I found on the internet had. It is very personal.
I am right now developing a side project and after that the third and final chapter of this game.
Again I can't thank you enough, this is like a dream coming true!
i hope you make them! i would love to buy and play it!
@@kasra602 Thank you! They will be free actually! I want as much feedback as possible to get better and start working on more complex projects.
Not sure if this is actually the developer or if your a copycat if you are the real deal then CONGRATULATIONS glad you got the big boost of attention to your game I hope you can take marks advice and make the game a bit more clear and help make the story more clear❤️
Love it
Unknown X I’m very excited!!! Keep creating!❤️💜
Mark: “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead.. maybe they had fun!” Me: *suddenly worried about Amy*
Tsk tsk tsk. Needs more LuBrIcAtIoN
Hey hey my reply to someone elses comment on someone else's video got a like. I must be famous.
*Yes, Your LuBrIcATiOn comment will earn you millions of moneyz*
apple Mcnugget 😂😂😂 why did i think of subnautica?!
@@Soundviolence r/comedycemetery
4:30 the part you were looking for. You’re welcome
i love you
@@archytype.mp3i love you
The hero we needed, but didn’t deserve…
the way I was way later in the video but knew exactly what you were talking about
Thank you!
"Just because there's blood everywhere doesn't mean they're dead, maybe they had fun."
Only mark would ever say such a thing lmao
He's a masochist after all
Lol
THIS IS A VERY REAL COMMENT
yeah such a markiplier thing to say! lmao
I'm sat here watching your likes go up :)
"I'm glad I stand at sitting height"
Oh, Mark. No need to make yourself sound any taller than you already aren't
We all know you'r 3 feet tall, mark.
edit: spelling
@@planetz8559 2*
I was hoping someone had commented on that. Thank you
I applaud you
DAMMMNNNN
Me: *watching this at night*
Mark: “Don’t turn around”
Me: *turns around*
My dog standing ominously in the door way :3
Me: *adrenaline rush for days*
turns out you dont have a dog
EGHHHKJFFBITXB👁👃🏻👁
👄
Me: *Sitting against a wall* yeah right
@@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 *wall creaks behind you*
@@courage2434 OOF
I am shocked that 4:30 isn't the most replayed part of the video yet.
IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT
Huh, HE. HE WHO IS CUMMING.
Well yeah, they're more interested in the part where actually got genuinely scared for once, and didn't just play up a reaction.
Personally I disagree, I like to see him talk about coming more
It's probably because this video is 3 years old, and this meme only got really popular like 3 months ago
@@treygaming334LET ME SEE IT! SHOW ME! Hah? He! HE WHO IS COMING!
Mark: "We're gonna have so much fun"
*Mark literally like 5 minutes later* "who's coming? Are you coming? Am I gonna watch you come"
Think u used the wrong come
@@lil_toaded7013 r/wooosh
@@lil_toaded7013 Dude wtf 😂😂
Draven Keiffer r/wooosh you don’t get it
Whos cumming
Mark: "don't look behind you"
Me while watching this with a broken neck:*sob*
Oof
meeeeeeeeeeeee
oh nooo
Oof XD ( I was your 100th like btw UwU
Hope you get better soon
I find it funny that "This Game Is Real" was made with the UNREAL Engine
This comment is a diamond surrounded by the rough of comments literally only mention mark saying not to turn around. Thank you for originality sir(or maam)
That is what makes it so real
It’s unreally real
Unrealistically real
love the bad ending theater pfp
4:30 HE WHO IS COMING
The One Who Comes
Or Heehoo
HE WHO IS so Portugese.
Welcome
but why are my pants wet?
Merkleperkle: "Don't look behind you..."
Me, my back to a wall: 3 scary games has taught me not to have a "behind" me anymore.
You mean Markiplier?
@Kim V Markimoo.
But what if it's inside the wall?
Michael Hale then I guess I’m screwed. Be sure to give me a 21 kazoo salute at my funeral.
Lol I make sure I am on my bed where there is a mirror that faces where I can see behind me XD
Mark: “don’t look behind you”
Me: Ah yes, the Wall is made out of W A L L
And pillow is made out of *P I L L O W*
Lmao when I looked back I though my pillow was someone sitting in my room😂Lmao I got scared for a second
_they are in the wall_
-they will always be behind you 👽👽😈😈😈-
Ah yes the bed is made of B E D
Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"
Also Mark: "I don't know why there is blood everywhere, maybe they had fun?"
I wonder what happened to the tomato soup thing when he sees blood
Maybe we are the masochists and he is the only normal person in the world
Hes not a masochist he "just wants to know what its like"
Maybe he's a sadist instead 😂
mark continually saying, "ARE YOU COMING? WHERE ARE YOU COMING?" is honestly the highlight of my night
Npc
"I WANNA SEE YOU COME"
Sorry that i said this i was being hateful and i hope you can forgive me
Lmao
@@OkartaSamuel we've witnessed an entire character arc in the span of 17 words. amazing.
" Nooo, silly bitch!" Possibly my favorite line from this whole video.
Couldn’t agree more 😂
p i s h p o s h
same
0:39
“IF YOURE COMING RIGHT NOW LET ME SEE IT!”
"Just wait. It'll be gone soon but you can't. Look. Behind you."
... The only thing behind me is my bed. Please don't take my bed, Mark.
Me every night
My bed is behind me too
I'm on a couch
My cat was behind me-
Same
Mark: "Don't look behind you."
Me, propped up against a wall, in a small frightened voice: "Is it a spider?"
I was looking for this lol
THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
Rox F if it was a. Spider you would not be typing now cause whatever your on would be broke by you throwing it at a wall
I looked behind me to find my dog, I was bit scared of her presence
TheGeladoo DOOOODOOOOO DODODODOODODOOODOOOODOOOOOOOOOODDOODOODOODOOO
4:30 I'm pretty sure the entire Cyberpunk soundtrack played in my head during that rant with the amount of times he said it.
Mark: “The best 3 scary games videos around”
8bitRyan: *sobbing in a corner*
OOF lol
Yeah good, let him stay there
*OOF*
Clobz shush
Bruh, literal comment stealer.
Game: He's Coming Better Hide.
Mark: *Makes Odd noises*
Markiplier: “Dont look behind you “
Me: “Looks behind me at my back door wide open”
The Demon: *I’m coming for you*
@@Sarg1236 funni
That's a no no
When i was smaller i actually let my room door open 😅 never again
LordTachanka - SAME! I have no idea why
"Is this my shittin' bucket?" He says, standing directly in front of a toilet.
Mark's main dialogue in literally every scary game he plays:
"Hello?"
"Grandma?"
"This is very resident evil."
"Wanna run that by me again?"
After reading the comments, I feel like I've basically watched another Mark video, as I read them all in his voice. 😆
You forgot "that is so dead space"
Yes
You forgot “eXCuSe mE”
".... I'm sorry?"
Your daughter's really cute
“If you’re coming right now lemme see it”
-Mark, 2020
ii Am Meat and 69 likes😂😂
ii Am Meat I put that out of context
I should be the one saying that to mark
Taco 😐
27:52 The man behind the slaughter
5:25
Mark: * looks at a bucket* “Is this my shittin bucket?
*is currently two feet from a toilet*
That's what I was thinking 😂
You mean turlet right?
Literally what I came to the comments to see
"Do I have to drink the poop bucket? Okay..."
"N-No Mark you don't have to drink the poop bucket! You're in the wrong bathroom!"
" *choking noises* Kill me!"
@Insomnia_Gaming lmao I couldn't resist
08:44 always fun for some reason to see him genuinely jump scared to the point he needs a breather. This one looks like it actually hurt him too.
Mark: Just because there’s blood doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun.
Me: Oh ya, I’m sure they’re having fun and bouncing around WITHOUT A SPINE.
😂
True level of masochism😂
Hey look who are you to judge of a person way of fun, mabey they like that. You never know
Is that not the meaning of the dance move 'boneless chicken'?
John Van GOD DAMN HAHA
Me: *accidentally clicks video*
Mark: “hi, you are in the right place”
Me: I guess so *stays*
Same
E
fhn fact: that's how i found markiplier in the first place
"There are no accidents."
-Master Oogway
It’s 12:15 am so I thought I really messed up but he said I was supposed to be here so idek
When it said: "He is coming, better hide." My rooster did a cock-a-doodle-doo outside my window and it scared the crap out of me.
*the rooster knows*
It’s never too late to kill it
@@Itznot_jay77 why resort to killing it.
@@javidmirza4584 idk
Roosters are mf mean
"Dont turn around"
-Immideatly turns around
-sees a mirror
*Nothing but disappointment behind me*
Ouch I felt that-
Facts
Mark: "is this my s**tin bucket"
*the toilet*
"I'm literally right here"
Well you know, there could be someone behind you aaand behind the wall... you neever know...
Only noobs use a toilet. Colonel 100's use a bucket
Me on the toilet: *ironic*
Tactical Broskis roblox
Me: hey... you got some toilet paper? 🧻
Mark: “Don’t turn around”
Me who is sitting against a wall: “I-I can’t”
me who sits in with my back to a window... :-:
Me laying on my bed: DEMON LET ME OFF OF YOU IM A KID PLEASE 😭
@@dumiighostii i like your name
@@felix_rabbit6607 thank you
@@royliu2282 THATS TERRIFYING WHAT IF IT JUST BREAKS
Markiplier in a normal video: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier.
Markiplier in 3 scary games: *H I*
I want to say that, but maybe later.
"Mah nehbur t-toro"
Beautiful words spoken by the great Markiplier
my favourite amine
Mark: “man I’m glad a stand at sitting height.” Me: you referring to the game or yourself mark???
hooooooooo damn
This Game Is Real, right down to his real height XD
pewdiepie.
It's Markiplier simulator height edition
Can we get a E in the chat for markimoo's feelings
Mark: "Don't turn around."
Me: *slowly turns*
My cat: 👁👅👁
My mom who said I was grounded 👁👃👁✋🔪
Skia Kardia
My sleep paralysis demon: 👈🏿🗿👈🏿
same
this comment thread is beautiful
@@cami7139 funny how you used the evil eye emoji
Mark: “why am I standing at sitting height”. Me: Mark don’t you do that in real life?
Adam Seiden Wooooowwwwww
Oooooooh!! Roasted
Adam Seiden oof
ouchie
Ooooo burn!!
note: "he's coming better hide"
Mark: "I WOULD LOVE TO, HOW?"
mark: "were you expecting a jump scare?"
me: lowers volume for the rest of the video
Mark should try using the atmosphere instead of loud noises. It worked for Squimpus
Same thooooo lmao 😂
Mark: “Don’t turn around”
Me, laying down with a wall behind me: *”you fool”*
Me: *suddenly get Excalibur vibes from Soul Eater* Fool!
XD
right?
*You turn around to find there is now a hole in your wall*
Lol me too. That's how I always watch scary games
"dont look behind you"
me sitting against a wall: *mixture of laughter and nervousness*
Then you realize demons can come through the floor so they can probably past through walls TwT
*It's time to get S C A R E D*
I. Have sympathy. But also, consider.
When I was setting up my room, I was a fool. My bed is against ZERO walls.
But I do have my high school senior class photo on the wall behind me. So there's that.
@@waifualexace i had the other half of my bed, definitely a mistake to watch this at 11pm 😂
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
The sounds seem to have stopped...for now...
*Grues can fly through walls*
Wall monster will get you then
omfg i love that mark immediately stopped his "hey baby!!" when he noticed they were taken its just so wholesome and nice to hear
Game: He’s coming. Hide.
Mark: Pics or it didn’t happen.
Dear god
Namjooooon
Hi
Mark: "Seriously, don't look behind you."
My kitten: *jumps onto head from bed frame scaring the absolute sh*t out of me*
Honestly, it sucks that these jokes fill every comment section where he makes this joke. And I hate that they are all funny
He who is coming hath commed
@@Fan-imator Got me in the first half, not gonna lie. Same tho.
Mark: "Seriously don't look behind you"
Mark I'm on the toilet, anything within a 2 foot radius of me is going to choke to death.
Same here.
Same
o my freaking god my clone!
🤣🤣🤣
ahhdje s a m e
I looked behind me and there it was, the most terrifying thing to ever be.
A fan.
Mark doing his “don’t turn around” thing, I turn around and meet the eyes of my smiling and adorable 6 month old daughter wearing a fluffy pink dress with bunnies on it... hmm, yes absolutely terrifying
Spooky
Foonyplayz I think the law frowns apon that sort of thing
@@ladyrepunsel4567 only if you get caught
@@roo8874 *eat the spawn*
The horror.
Mark: *_DONT TURN AROUND_*
Me: sees my ugly ass face reflected on my screen
Also me: *_Im above the law_*
Facts
*I AM THE LAW-*
Well given that im the scariest thing in this universe i guess... i have nothing to worry about
Me turning around would jumpscare it
don't turn around (uh-oh)
der kommissar's in town (uh-oh)
Mark: "Did you expect a jumpscare?"
Me: *Always*
Sage sammoy have you heard of a fnaf fan game called fun times at Homer's?????
Noo..*silly bitch*
@@daddymacaree6083 😂😂😂😂
Lilly?
What are u people talking about lol
15:44 he actually looks at the camera to see if something’s behind him
Darkiplier: “Hi. You’re in the right place. You DID click on a three scary games video...”
Me: *thank goodness I thought I clicked on dank doodle memes for a second there, thanks for clearing that up for me*
Yes, just yes
Ah, yes.
i literally thought the same thing lmao
I thought i was watching "Step son $%$&%^#$% His step mom
that wasn't darkiplier, darkiplier is always in a suit, that was just mark trying to be darkiplier
Mark: "dont look behind you"
Me: looks at pillow "don't be killing me, ok?"
It's going to suffocate you later, lol
Same
Lol me too
If it's a Black huge comfy pillow then it will kill you 😂.
I have a dark closet behind me 😫
Mark: "Oh its another bedroom, what is this a streamer house?"
Me: Aren't you the same man who has 5 ovens?
Same
*5
He doesn't anymore.
You right
“I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”
It’s rare that an innuendo (the wallgina) gets even more confirmed the more you learn about it
"I conk."
Name: Markiplier
Occupation: Professional Conker
Omg I laughed too hard at this XD
@@5H4TT3R3D have you heard of a fnaf fan game called fun times at Homer's????
I’m sorry but he’s a professional COW PUNCHER excUUUUUse yOu
Does that mean Mark will also have a Bad Fur Day?
Rahh *throws up shield and flail*
I love when Mark's reaction to something unexpected is just "I'M SORRY!?"
Yea
is it the polite "what the fuck??"
SAME WTF
I love that so much!
Game: *Says something is wet or talks about a hole*
Mark’s dirty mind: *Awkward laugh*
c h e r i i _ c o l a i see that
What if the game talks about a well?
c h e r i i _ c o l a rain + mouth = success
"Wet"
"Hole"
not to mention the bone key being a lil wet
12:54
Mark: Nice codpiece!
The armor: Doesn't have a codpiece
Chainmail codpiece
Mark: Very Unus Annus
People in a few years that never watched/ heard of it: hahahahaha what
Anus
Unus
Anus
Unus
Anus
Mark: "is this my sh*tting bucket?"
Also Mark: *standing right next to a toilet*
he washes his hands in the toilet showers in the sink and the bath is the guest bed
When he was a kid his family was to poor to afford a toilet they had a bucket they used for pooping in instead.
joseph milner no he was too poor to afford a bucket
Alternate title: Mark tries to find in what room the creature is *COMIN’*
2:08 “Why are all the Windows bricked up?”
-Markiplier 2023
19:11
" there's a crisp draft coming through your bedroom window"
My dumbass: *Why is it CRISPY*
crithpy
"What did you expect, a jump scare?"
*chuckles slightly*
"N O S I L L Y B I T C H"
I spat water everywhere when he said that, now I've fizzy water up my nose and all over me 😂😂
I died 🤣😭❤
😂 i laughed way harder than i should’ve
Mark: "What's important is that you're here with me."
Me: "Yes, six feet apart, of course."
direction is very important. six feet above? you’re a seagull. six feet below? you’re dead.
Clare_Chan1738 ಠ_ಠ of course
Social distancing
I'm getting real Sep 107 vibes-markiplier
in a hob tub cause you're not gay
Mark: “Don’t turn around...”
Me, who is literally laying in bed: “How do I even-“
They're under your bed, that's how.
Are we not going to talk about how Mark sounds like he's hosting a late-night radio station
because it is quiet and the way he speaks
I think it’s the whole covid 19 thing . People have to live life on the slow lane now and it’s effecting their personality a bit
DEKU IS BEST BOI
@@davesartdesk1778 he didn't seem different to me.
Shh, let us rest and enjoy it.
Me: *Literally just eating subway and drinking a large Dr. Pepper while watching this at like 3 A.M. in a cozy blanket in a dark room with a night light on while chilling*
The demon outside my house: lucky son of a gun
Dr. Pepper: What's the worst that can happen? 😎
Dude u have subways open that late? I'm jealous af
Daaaaaaaayum surn!! Noice 😎
i love how oddly specific this is.
Me: eating McDonald’s and drinking a medium dr.pepper while watching this at 1 AM and seeing this comment that is relaying my situation
Also me: now wait just a second
0:35 “What, did you expect a jump scare? Oh no, pish posh. Silly biiitch.”
Your weapons cannot harm me do you know what the f**k I am? I’m the juggernaut
Yes,no, maybe?Idk
@@MagniZZZ I'm the juggernaut biatch
2019: normal Mark video
now: WHO'S COMING
Mark: “... grandma?”
Game: makes noise
Mark: “..Oh O.o”
le
i was watching this on the tv and my mom was cooking dinner, and she just walked out of the kitchen and sighed and said "god his voice is so perfect" IM DYING.
Hah really? Mine just complains about his swearing 😂
@@dgbritton thats what my dad does lol.
lucy lachlan you have a dad? What’s he like.
@@ashley2482 he is strict and a neat freak lol. but my mom is super easy going and nice. my dad is the complete opposite. also my parents are divorced sooo
Why you gotta flex that you have 2 parents b r o
Mark: “Don’t look behind you”
Me: *Turns around*
Jacksflims: “Nothin’ Personal Kid.”
So are you knocked out or what happens?
@@Thedrivebye nobody knows
@@Thedrivebye Unless they respond I think it's safe to assume OP died.
@@lynn4840 Rest in Pepporonies OP
@Star Shadows there is something under your bed, be careful. Don't look underneath.
I love how Lixian can literally make mark, just saying hello to the viewers, sound like the most menacing person alive, props to Lixian
Mark: "Don't look behind you."
Me: _Turns around_
My Toilet: "Hey there."
Toilet buds
Toilet pals
Bro S A M E
I once was watching one of these on the toilet and then a jump scare came up and it just all came out.
Bruv sameeeeee
Mark: “Don’t look behind you.”
My puppy: *Jumping on my back and biting my shoulder*
Me: *Son. Don’t scare me like that.*
😂
Tfw you unironically call your pet your "son"
But why did it jump at you? Why would it bite?
@@zedox2363 puppies just wanna play man
The puppy was in on Mark's plan
I swear, Mark's voice is the only thing making this quarantine bareable
And ethan but thats me🤷♀️
yes it is
Don’t forget jack
Naw, Coryxkenshins is better🤣🤣🤣just kidding, their both equally good
Same as Sean, but your right
Love how I cracked open a coke right as he started playing the Dr. Pepper game
Mark: dont turn around
Me doing my best carl wheezer impression: hey Jimmy
E tiger miniman -Ethan Watkins cuasoii
Hey Jimmy🤪
Could it be you're craving my croissant
My minds telling me no, but my body is telling me yes.
Mark: I stand at sitting height
Me: oh, so this game really IS real
I feel you 😂😂 short ppl squad
Ha 6*4 over here. -Tall gang
@@ak-cardwell bruh i wish
Mark: "Whatever you do, don't turn around."
Me: *turning in circles* "You spin me right round, baby, right round!"
Oh god I got meat spinner flashbacks
i'm impressed on how Mark can memorized all the scp name and their threat.
People, when told not to look behind them: Yeah, that doesn't scare me, it's just a wall.
Said people's wall: *squelches putridly*
Mark: Maybe they had fun?! Me:: So you’re telling me they had a bloody good time?
Mark: *sees bone* A spoon!
Everyone else: *concerned noises*
i thought it was a large qtip
Well what the hell are YOUR spoons made out of?
I thought it was a switch. You know...the thing people used to hit children back then
@@rubberho344 a WHAT
@@rubberho344 I thought people used canes. That’s probably for the richer ones tho
Mark: “Hah. pish posh, nooooo. Silly bitch.”
Me: and I took that personally
Mark: "oh did you expect a jumpscare?"
Me: *expects the jumpscare the whole video*
Alex UwU I was DETERMINED to be ready lmao
Mia Z lmfao sameee
@@miaz347 me 2
Anxiety level *1000* 😂
Markiplier: " I'm glad I stand at sitting height. "
Me, almost 19, and 4"11': " First time? "
Dang I'm almost 19 too except I'm 4'8
Well, at least I can relate, I’m incredibly short.
And then there’s me who is 13 and is a 5,5 female
Markimoo shorter than you
@@bobbyboi4667 girl that was me, I'm finished growing at 5'10 🤪
Mark: “Don’t turn around”
Me: in bed and my closet is behind me
*ahaha Im in danger*
Me....window... Lol
I got a Danny DeVito cardboard cutout so I’m fine
I got a wall.
I’m in my bed against my pillow so maybe my pillow is plotting to swallow me in my sleep
@@Slickkicks76 samee
4:30 thank me later
I came
Thanks
Mark: " Is this my poop bucket " While crouching next to a toilet
It's always good to have a pooping bucket. Just in case the toilet gremlins show up.
Everybody: watches mark say something they think is funny then immediately posting the same
Joke seriously its kinda sad have a nice life sitting on yo ass no life
@@josephchapson8162 Sounds to me you don't have a poop bucket.
dazed trapper are ya salty that ya ain’t funny 0-0? Too bad hope ya have a shit day
We all use the poop bucket
"You stand at sitting height."
Me being 4'10..... I always stand at sitting height...
Don’t worry, so does Mark
short kings and queens, unite!
Starr Densmore I myself am not short but many of my friends are and I absolutely love them, short people are the best
:DDDDD HEIGHT TWINS!!
Im abt to be 15 and im 4'11
Mark: “don’t look behind you” Me: *looks behind while laying on my bed*
I flipped the bird behind me and then he said okay it's gone right after
Umbrus that poor bird😭 lmao
Adrianna Urbina not that type of bird lmao
@@Lilly-jh6wy Awe lad you didn't get the sarcasm
The demon was spooning you
4:21
*Markiplier is not real*
He's just a burning memory...
He doesn’t know who’s coming
"oh, hello, baby. oh, i see you're taken."
a true gentleman. 😌
Ethan when he met Amy for the first time.....
Beepbeep Lettuce Ethan when he saw mark was taken.
idk if you or anyone else reading this knows this but that statue is from a game called Infinity Blade 2
what even are the replies in this section.
Mark: *perfectly narrates*
Also Mark: “I have no idea what that was”
Title: This game is real
Credits: "Made with *Unreal* engine 4"
Me: Bruh
best comment
Haha😂
*visible confusion*
(Amy walks into Mark's room for the first time)
mark: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
amy: " Tf, you ok?"