@@Justalittlewitch most monsters in games would just awkwardly stand by the hole and then walk away. When dat hoe dropped to her knees and started crawling I damn near threw my phone across the room.
Of all the 3 Scary Games that I've watched, no jumpscare has gotten me worse than that first stupid cap'n crunch jumpscare. I am really dissapointed by that.
@@McThiccvms We can become desensitized, but that irrational fear will never go away. I have a fear of life-like things (including mannequins). I can be in the same room and get used to it, but that doesn't mean I could get comfortable. It's one of two fears that has been a constant in my life.
@@patiencejones694 I have a irrational fear of human beings, For context im scared of myself and everyone So this is what an introvert feels like... OH WAIT IVE BEEN ONE FOREVER HAHAHAAAA
@@remubruh8896 I'm an introverted extrovert. Basically, my social anxiety doesn't like me being around people unless I'm comfortable. Once I'm comfortable, You won't hear the end of it from me. XD
Mark: *Chooses hardest difficulty for Captain Crunch game* Captain Crunch: _I'm about to end this man's entire upper part of his mouth with my sharp cereal_
Pretty certain it was D. I can't imagine having that much time pretty much wasted >_< Though my fiancé did something similar with our online DnD game. He accidentally hit a transition screen while streaming it, so it was nothing but audio.
It's strangely comforting to know that even the "pros" goof in such relatable ways, and I love that Mark doesn't try to hide it. His reaction is so genuine.
3 scary games is the only thing that I make a point to watch often since his FNAF Help Wanted playthrough. I've teaching and studying to do. So, I'm glad that Mark's been taking the, "If it Ain't Broke, Don't Fix it" approach. Also, routines can be very beneficial.
Player 2: "Don't deliver that flag!" Mark: *Delivers it* Mark: *dies* Mark: "I am guessing I am not supposed to deliver that" Sometimes I think Mark is a goldfish in disguise
Nah, Wattpaders are more interested in writing "lemons" of Undertale, Fnaf, and Baldi. And then the werewolf stories with the "bad boy" cliché. Trust me, I sometimes go onto Wattpad and it's scary there. The only upside is the Warrior Cat fanfictions. Edit: Speaking of good Warrior Cats fanfictions, I myself am writing one. It's called "The Hidden Danger", and I would be happy if some of you checked it out if interested. I usually don't self-advertise but oh well, it would be fun if it got a bit more views! And I would like some constructive critism.
@A. T. I have no idea. I think there is even a lemon with dragons. It is gross, they're writing porn of animals 😒 But I am lucky to have never even seen the cover of a lemon of Warriors. And I read an ironic fanfiction that used clichés and stuff, it was pretty funny. But I mostly read serious fanfictions, like Shadows of Blood by Dawnmist and the one about Dawnstar (Dawnstar's Trouble, was it?), and the books relating to that one.
That was an awesome game mechanic! My fave thing in horror games is when the ambience and actual gameplay is good enough where you don't need jumpscares.
Mark was too poor to meet other people, the only old people he knows are his grandparents who also lived in the same house as they were too poor to live separately.
I’m so happy that the first game has the antagonist crawl into the “hole of invincibility” giving you truly nowhere safe! So many more games should do this.
I don’t think I would like it much. I love horror games but not being able to get a break and collect your thoughts to plan your next move would be tiring, especially when they’d be chasing after you the entire game until you successfully brush them off.
Every single intro to these videos shows how desperately Mark wants to begin a string of murders and have his epic monologue while his victims are tied to a chair in a random cellar.
I want a horror game where you think you're the one being terrorized but it turns out you're the spooky evil thing that's scarying someone else. Edit: I'm taking notes on every game mentioned. I didn't realize how many there actually are. Gonna buy and play a few. Since so many people keep commenting now how about y'all hit me with your favorite horror games or just games you want to be made in general.
Commenting in this thread to get a notification in case somebody comments that something like this already exists because that's an awesome fucking idea.
I thought I heard that there is a game like that, but when I heard about it the game was a PC only game and I just shrugged it off (Because I'm a console player)... So... Idk what it was called or was about.
Mark: "Sometimes the most surprising things hit you in the most unsurprising ways-" Ad: " *HI IM AT PLANET THIRTEEN, A WEED DISPENSING MALL IN THE US WHERE IT AINT EVEN FULLY LEGAL* "
*In a deep, scary voice* "Sometimes things hit you in the most surprising ways" _upbeat music starts playing as the ad starts_ "Myntra right to fashion sale is here!"
35:02 The cipher is a letter shift of 7 and this is the translation: "The server is cursed The game is cursed You are now cursed too There's no way to stop it now, face it It came from the other world Parrarel (misspelled) universe It's out of our understanding We will never know what it really is"
Well, this cipher is a letter shift cipher. The idea is to shift the letters of the alphabet to get a sequence to encode messages. For example, if I were to do a shift 1 cipher, A, B, C, and D would translate into Z, A, B, and C respectively. So a letter shift of 7 would mean that ABCDEFGHIJK ...= TUVWXYZABCD ... So just shift the alphabet over by 7 However, if this was a vigenere cipher, then I'd never figure it out.
Jumpscare stamps 5:50 Grandma catches Mark 9:05 Screen glitches and makes loud noise 14:25 Mark tries to stab grandma 15:10 The very late intro jumpscare 18:05 Captain Crunch catches Mark 18:42 Not a jumpscare just Captain Cruch talking 18:59 Cheap jumpscare 20:27 Bird sound 26:50 Very minor shadow jumpscare 28:44 Shadow again 29:45 Shadow
@Lucas Gawor congratulations you are better at a language that I learned from watching my little pony with subtitles and yes I might be incredibly stupid, pointing out the obvious here, but at least I know how to mind my own business. Anyway, I'ma go eat lasagna now. Have a lovely day~
29:15 That's Morse for "I'm God" (coded message: .. .----. -- / --. --- -..) 35:00 Using a Caesar cipher with a shift of 7, you get the message: The server is cursed The game is cursed You are now cursed too There's no way to stop it now Face it It came from the other world "Parrarel" universe (note: it was probably supposed to be "parallel") It's out of our understanding We will never know what it really is
Mark when playing No Players Online: *shoots phonograph, bad things happen* Mark when playing No Connections Allowed: *didn’t learn his lesson and shoots the jukebox*
"If you remember a game called No Players Online this one is similar." If by "similar" you mean "exactly the same in every possible aspect" then yeah it's pretty similar.
35:00 "the server is cursed the game is cursed You are now cursed too There's no way to stop it now Face it It came from the other world Parrarel universe It's out of our understanding We will never know what it really is"
34:55 it is just caesar cipher with a shift of 7; it decodes to this: "The server is cursed The game is cursed You are now cursed too There's no way to stop it now Face it It came from the other world Parrarel universe It's out of our understanding We will never know what it really is"
35:00 can be decoded with a 7-shift Caesar cipher and reads as following: "The server is cursed The game is cursed You are now cursed too There's no way to stop it now Face it It came from the other world Parrarel universe It's out of our understanding We will never know what it really is"
34:56 I managed to decipher the text here. It says: the server is cursed the game is cursed you are now cursed too there's no way to stop it now face it it came from the other world parrarel universe it's out of our understanding we will never know what it really is
@@pokemonhunter4life831 It was real easy, once I noticed the pattern. Every letter is just replaced by the letter 19 spaces later/ 7 spaces earlier in the alphabet. So it's: A -> T B -> U C -> V D -> W E -> X F -> Y G -> Z H -> A I -> B J -> C K -> D L -> E M -> F N -> G O -> H P -> I Q -> J R -> K S -> L T -> M U -> N V -> O W -> P X -> Q Y -> R Z -> S
Guys it really isn’t funny anymore, it’s just annoying. I’m talking about the comment that start like “Me:” “also me:” or quoting the you tuber it isn’t funny.
3:46 Mark: "I don't know if it was a good idea to go in the hole" Me: **Throwback to A Heist With Markiplier** "Uuuuuhhh... I'm cool Mark, you go ahead."
Markiplier: "Sometimes.. the most surprising things.. hit you, in the most unsurprising ways.....💀 *Immediately after* Ad: Here in comes our new end of winter clothing sale! 🌸
Yo when the faceless lady got down and crawled after him I was like, "AHHHH OH SHIT" and I'm not even the one playing the game lol. He expected her to just stand there and so did I.
Same! I was like, "Ha she's stuck now, good job Mark." That was me till she freaking starts to get *DOWN ON HER KNEES* and CRAWLS! Funny thing is I was even *backing away* from my phone. 😅
@@genisisibarra4370 Yea they definitely surprised people with that one. She even goes under tables and caught him hiding in the locker. The AI in this one is actually intelligent.
I went to play the demo and ditched the moment my dog tripped me over while I was on edge and like -- I thought I was legit dying for a few moments. Ya boy nearly c r i e d
game: “SHE CAN HEAR YOU”
mark: *frantically opens and closes all the drawers as fast as he can*
Yes, best comment ever
😂😂
Mark: noO
3:00
*crouches into hole*
"Safe"
*Enemy also crouches in hole*
"Wait, that's illegal"
“Well hello there”
Why hello I'm ol gregg
@Lachlan Savige Happy advanced B-Day
Lachlan Savige happy early bday
yes that's very illegal
Cap’n Crunch:ooooOoOoOoOoOHhhHhHH sCaRy
Mark: *SCREAM*
That part absolutely destroyed me! XD
Best part to this video xD
Food scares me too mark lol
C o me g e t y a s o m e c r u n c h y b o y
MaRk: aHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHhhhhhHHhhhhhhHHHhhhHhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhHhHHHHHHhHHHHhHHHHHHhHh
Mark: "I'm going to crawl in this hole"
Enemy: "This little maneuver is going to cost you 51 years."
Lol
Here in 2024 and still valid
For Unthread: There's a hole in the wall by one of the beds with a "voodoo" doll in it. That's where you set up the candles to complete the ritual.
Voo yay Voo yay boo yay boo yay
the epic dimond 69 very cool very cool
hahahahahah sounds like my neighbor
I'm the 420th like on this...amen
Wow. I didn’t even start the video and I saw this comment. Guess this is going to be interesting.
The scariest part in the first game was when that monster “mother” being could follow Mark into the hole in the wall. Instant anxiety 😫
Donielle Love *SAME*
Ikr
Saaaaame bro I dont have claustrophobia but boi do i get anxious when somethings coming up behind me no matter where i am
@@ellie5318 I have claustrophobia.Let me tell you, it was horrible.
It scared me bc mobs usually aren't supposed to be able to follow you into small spaces XD
4:12 had me so shook cuz monsters never crawl into spaces after you. i was lacking
Eli Guy246 The worst jump scare of 2020
@@Justalittlewitch most monsters in games would just awkwardly stand by the hole and then walk away. When dat hoe dropped to her knees and started crawling I damn near threw my phone across the room.
Eli Guy246 I tried to crawl backward myself but I had a wall behind me 😂
alien isolation much
Nun massacre my dude look it up
Of all the 3 Scary Games that I've watched, no jumpscare has gotten me worse than that first stupid cap'n crunch jumpscare. I am really dissapointed by that.
Ohohohoh scary
@@eisleymaeen9919 lmao
Same that jump scared the shit out of me mostly cuz I never expected that
The part where mark opened the vent made me jump(because of the vent hitting the floor XD)
To be fair, he basically got him through a wall. That shit was really unexpected
Mark: *casually opens and closes every closet and shelf*
Game : She Can Hear You
Mark: *opens and closes closets and shelves stressfully*
I'm the 1900th like
.... XD
Old Markiplier: *_"I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF MANNEQUINS I CAN'T"_*
New Markiplier: *_"Mannequins, cool."_*
OzzyOscy he’s prolly desensitized at this point ngl
@@McThiccvms We can become desensitized, but that irrational fear will never go away. I have a fear of life-like things (including mannequins). I can be in the same room and get used to it, but that doesn't mean I could get comfortable. It's one of two fears that has been a constant in my life.
@@patiencejones694 I have a irrational fear of human beings,
For context im scared of myself and everyone
So this is what an introvert feels like... OH WAIT IVE BEEN ONE FOREVER HAHAHAAAA
@@remubruh8896 I'm an introverted extrovert. Basically, my social anxiety doesn't like me being around people unless I'm comfortable. Once I'm comfortable, You won't hear the end of it from me. XD
Mark has mastered the art of overcoming fears via immersion therapy.
Mark: "I don't have any other scares to give you."
Lixian: ... Sigh..."Here we go again..."
Literally the first thought I had when I heard him saying it
Yaaasss man
I wish Lixian didn't edit anything in the beginning so mark would look stupid.
I have an idea why dont you just watch horror clips instead of playing a horror game
I think that mark edited this one
when lixian does the nose thing when mark sniffs is the funniest shit you can't change my mind
He does it every video and it gets me each time
Also when Mark gets scared, he'll sometimes pause to process it and they edit his eyes to blink at different times or point in different directions
When he pat his head 🥺🥺🥺
If Lixian didn't specifically do this, I wouldn't even notice Mark is sniffly. It's hilarious.
And when he takes a drink of something the slurping, vibrating edit is hilarious
"Find the flag but dont deliver it"
Mark: *delivers flag*
Mark: *dies*
Mark: ...was I not supposed to deliver the flag?
1000 IQ
AnticArtist yess😂😂
What if mark was right and the game was wrong
Danny now you got me thinking😳
Ol Dumbass 💀
Mark: *Chooses hardest difficulty for Captain Crunch game*
Captain Crunch: _I'm about to end this man's entire upper part of his mouth with my sharp cereal_
Hi Pecan!
hi
Fruit loops are the ones that shred my upper jaw. That bird did not like me...
*_SHARP_* cereal
Pecan it’s the cereal that hurts your face
Darkiplier: "Sometimes, the most surprising things hit you in the most unsurprising ways."
*ad plays*
Me: oh, I get it
Heh
Same
Ads can’t play within the first minute
@@smileynova2399 Agreed.
Evan Nova
But, some ads play before the video starts, counting inside of the first minute.
"I was in a closet! I assumed that i was safe!" that hit different
the gays getting outed to their family felt this on another dimension
oh same- I've never related more lmao
@@wixkedbruixes as a trans male who got outed, do agree
This comment has no right being this funny
Closeted trans female and lesbian. Thankfully haven’t been outed yet, but I’m sorry to hear some people here have
"Sometimes, the most surprising things, hit you in the most unsurprising ways."
Cake Advertisement plays
Me: OH DEAR LORD
There goes Detroit again
The cake is a lie and we're all going to DIE! Run for your life! Children and Unus Annus supporters first to the lifeboats!
i got a flu medication ad
WAS IS BETTY CROCKER??
The flame Mark scared me More, then the jumpscare
*_"Sometimes.. Things hit you, in the most unsurprising way.."_*
Well, that's a new dope Darkiplier line.
E. va Thats was my go to thought!
Oops sorry
Well that's a dope cringe line.
@@Hitoshuratdn Nah man, it is not cringe. Dope and cringe can't go together so only dope it is. ;)
I mean are expecting to get hit with a rock?
Anyone else think that after mark did his outro he either:
A. Burst into tears
B. Screamed
C. Raged
D. All of the above
I say D but mostly A and B and E ( E is give up)
Pretty certain it was D. I can't imagine having that much time pretty much wasted >_< Though my fiancé did something similar with our online DnD game. He accidentally hit a transition screen while streaming it, so it was nothing but audio.
D
Definitely D.
Chloe Henderson all of the above in that order
It's strangely comforting to know that even the "pros" goof in such relatable ways, and I love that Mark doesn't try to hide it. His reaction is so genuine.
Mark: "You can't repeat the same things over and over and expect them to be fresh."
Also Mark: "Welcome to 3 Scary Games #39!"
However 3 scary games is the best playthrough he's done since the last of us and scp containment breach
Declan MacNeal And we’re gonna get an even better play through with last of us 2 :D
Can we have 6 scary movies??
hey this “series” is gold
3 scary games is the only thing that I make a point to watch often since his FNAF Help Wanted playthrough. I've teaching and studying to do. So, I'm glad that Mark's been taking the, "If it Ain't Broke, Don't Fix it" approach. Also, routines can be very beneficial.
Player 2: "Don't deliver that flag!"
Mark: *Delivers it*
Mark: *dies*
Mark: "I am guessing I am not supposed to deliver that"
Sometimes I think Mark is a goldfish in disguise
Sometimes?
I thought he was a sea slug but yeh that's a possibility.
Name one instance of this
A goldfish is small :\
Bass Knight no he is FOSH
Granny: "Show me what you´ve got"
Mark: "A knIFE!!!"
Granny: "NooOOoO"
I did a jumpscare list for wen he played granny...it was terrifying.
Granny: *Unholy static noises*
Bob bingy: **bark**
Omg people this is a meme reference that I laughed really hard to
@@pedrorhodes6206 It does not even look like a Bob!
18:06
*The most genuinely startled I've seen mark react to a jumpscare*
Killer: *can crouch through things*
*now this is an avengers level threat*
Riyyan's Animations lol 😂
That's a far from home reference😂🤣😂
Hahaha
I know right?
Mark: "There is no jumpscare."
**Press X to doubt**
X
*X*
Ex
X
X
Mark: Do they have Captain Crunch fan fictions?
Wattpad writers: WRITE THAT DOWN!
Nah, Wattpaders are more interested in writing "lemons" of Undertale, Fnaf, and Baldi. And then the werewolf stories with the "bad boy" cliché. Trust me, I sometimes go onto Wattpad and it's scary there. The only upside is the Warrior Cat fanfictions.
Edit: Speaking of good Warrior Cats fanfictions, I myself am writing one. It's called "The Hidden Danger", and I would be happy if some of you checked it out if interested. I usually don't self-advertise but oh well, it would be fun if it got a bit more views! And I would like some constructive critism.
You know how long I laughed at this for
@A. T. I have no idea. I think there is even a lemon with dragons. It is gross, they're writing porn of animals 😒 But I am lucky to have never even seen the cover of a lemon of Warriors. And I read an ironic fanfiction that used clichés and stuff, it was pretty funny. But I mostly read serious fanfictions, like Shadows of Blood by Dawnmist and the one about Dawnstar (Dawnstar's Trouble, was it?), and the books relating to that one.
@@iclynnx woosh
@@iclynnx you're gay for that
Mark has gone crazy, let’s help him with a controlled shock :)
haha, *No*
Cringe
Ayyyy local mcyt fan!
@@Reyrey42006 ayyy
@@yesget7396 it’s not tho
I nearly pissed myself when the lady started crawling in the hole too 😂
420ᴛH ʟIᴋE
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i dont want to ruin the 420 likes
but i like this post
Timestamp?
That was an awesome game mechanic! My fave thing in horror games is when the ambience and actual gameplay is good enough where you don't need jumpscares.
@@obnoxiouscucco5904 4:13
"Is there Captain Crunch fanfiction?"
...
...
There is now.
sounds like a masterpiece
o h n o
Davis M I-
@Davis M ✨kinky✨
Oh no, oh God, oh shit
Mark: Sometimes the most surprising thing hits you-
Ad: *_DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE HEARING?!_*
Me: Now I do
I get death timer app ad instead *now im concerned*
I got a sewing one
On mobile, I get shitty game ads that think a feckin streamer douche is gonna make me play it...
@@AvaTheCat454 Incorrect.
Ad is advertisement
Add is addition or attention deficit disorder.
Sleepy Gacha pup
but it’s ad. add is for addition
mark in game one: if you can outrun the monster it's no longer scary
mark in game two: |rapid screaming| *THATS NOT FAIIIIR!*
mark: *sees any older figure in a horror game*
“gran-ma-ma? papA?”
Mark was too poor to meet other people, the only old people he knows are his grandparents who also lived in the same house as they were too poor to live separately.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts 0 contact is better than being raped.
@@JosiahIronclad this is the best thing i have ever seen and its now my headcanon.
"Sometimes, the most surprising things, hit you in the most unsurprising ways"
*2 seconds later*
"LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, START NOW FOR FREE"
James Curtis I got the same ad! XDD
When does this happen?
@@Elwik_ to you have youtube premium?
My Internet is so bad that TH-cam didn't even bothered to display an ad
I got an unskippable ad about wedding music. As a single woman, I'm not sure if Google's data mining bots are trying to tell me something or not.
“Flesh puppets”
That’s what I’m calling my children
malibusodaq I’m calling mine “failures”
i’m calling mine “non-existent”
i’m calling mine “dinner”
yes
Adopt me
Mark having the entirety of Jim Carrey’s The Grinch Who Stole Christmas memorized is my favorite thing
I’m so happy that the first game has the antagonist crawl into the “hole of invincibility” giving you truly nowhere safe! So many more games should do this.
I both love and hate the thought of games getting rid of the hole of invincibility
@@irljellywyrm yeah same like it's so much more difficult which makes it a better experience but also a terrifying exp
TheShooterman90 ikr??Exactly!
I don’t think I would like it much. I love horror games but not being able to get a break and collect your thoughts to plan your next move would be tiring, especially when they’d be chasing after you the entire game until you successfully brush them off.
You can chill there if you don't get see
Mark should just blurt out “TAXES!” at the start of one of these.
Start REALLY scaring people.
Either that or SCHOOL
That makes me shit my pants even if I'm not in school anymore
Exams.
Just screech FINALS
Link Gamer *Student debt!*
Mom calling you by your full name
Mark: I’m faster than Grandma!
Everyone: **faint clapping**
Here, have a reply
@@doreloprea7454 here have a shit even though nobody gives any(I'm sorry that was mean I didn't actually mean it lol)
@@doreloprea7454 Here, have a reply to the reply
@@aprilhdunmoyer little heads up, that's literally what he did... He gave a reply to the reply... Just so ya know 🙂
@@aprilhdunmoyer Have a reply to your reply reply
18:06
Me: * has a heart attack *
Also me: * bursts out laughing when he says ‘scary’ *
O
Lmfao yes 😂 I instantly rolled over and showed my Fiancé and she got spoofed but I just wanted to point out the Ahahahahaha Scary
@@LordStencil I saw his reaction in slow motion for like 20 times and then made a gif of it😂😂
I wanna super-like this comment.
You are not wrong about this part of the video. It got me good 😟
Mark: **Thinks he found a knife, but it was a screwdriver**
*Couple of minutes later*
Mark: **Finds an actual knife** “WHAT DO I DO WITH A KNIFE?!”
Mark: Ya think there's Cap'n Crunch FanFiction?
Me: **Immediately opens wattpad**
Everything is on wattpad, every fan fiction. 😅
xd yesh
Sunaii Blake omg yes😂
Does this seriously exist
If it doesn’t, I’m making one-
Mark: "Sometimes the most surprising things hit you in the most unsurprising ways..."
_Ad plays immediately after_
Mine didnt
Im glad I didn’t have an ad. I have premium 😅
@@MissM25 I'm glad I'm eating popcorn before watching
Meghan W. You really felt the need to say that?
Meghan W. you have premium yet can’t afford to set yourself a profile picture
Every single intro to these videos shows how desperately Mark wants to begin a string of murders and have his epic monologue while his victims are tied to a chair in a random cellar.
I kind of want him to voice act as a villain for a horror game tbh. He'd be damn good at it
I want a horror game where you think you're the one being terrorized but it turns out you're the spooky evil thing that's scarying someone else.
Edit: I'm taking notes on every game mentioned. I didn't realize how many there actually are. Gonna buy and play a few.
Since so many people keep commenting now how about y'all hit me with your favorite horror games or just games you want to be made in general.
oooh that sounds really cool
Noice
Commenting in this thread to get a notification in case somebody comments that something like this already exists because that's an awesome fucking idea.
@@diamonddog2638 what you said-
I thought I heard that there is a game like that, but when I heard about it the game was a PC only game and I just shrugged it off (Because I'm a console player)... So... Idk what it was called or was about.
Mark gets in crawlspace: Thinks he's safe
Enemy: CRAWLING IN MY CRAAAWL
@Maria! I love sех! Тар on my photo I came here for mark not por- not your pron
These wounds will never CRAWL
HBASHSGFSF :')
THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT CRAAAAAWWLLLL
I hear crawling in my skin-
Game: “fog is thicker in hard mode!”
Mark: “ok I’ll give that a go”
Fog: *is nonexistent*
Maybe it is? By fog do they mean they black fog?
Mark: Oh ThAt MaDE my TOeS CuRL
Me: *literally can’t stop laughing*
ikr i was cackling
I READ THAT RIGHT AS HE WAS SAYING IT-
Mark: "Sometimes the most surprising things hit you in the most unsurprising ways-"
Ad: " *HI IM AT PLANET THIRTEEN, A WEED DISPENSING MALL IN THE US WHERE IT AINT EVEN FULLY LEGAL* "
Lava Dad What kinda ads you be getting?
My ad was singing"truth hurts"
Sorta like him playing 30 minutes of the third game and did not record it! Very surprising yet the most unsurprising way!
thanks for that, be gettin some weed soon
I think I remember a story of a similar place where a Girl Scout sold cookies and made a profit
*In a deep, scary voice* "Sometimes things hit you in the most surprising ways"
_upbeat music starts playing as the ad starts_ "Myntra right to fashion sale is here!"
Mine was a prostate exam ad
Got a Hershey’s ad
I got the vaping ad
I got a really creepy Gretel and Hanzel ad so that worked out tbh
Amethyst Jin I got a Sakura blossom rocket league ad
jumpscare list:
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-
-
-
4:10 (minor)
5:50
9:06
14:24 (minor)
15:10
18:06
18:41 (minor)
18:58
28:44 (minor)
37:25 (minor)
38:11 (minor)
if ive missed any, please let me know!
Nobody is born cool except: people who list jumpscares
Thank you.
Thanks!
38:09
4:10
40:05 This is an entire vibe, like I just accidentally deleted my entire final project for class, vibe.
mark: oh god he’s coming after me on NO WHY IS HE COMING AFTER ME?
me: well, for starters, you are stealing his capt’n crunch
35:02
The cipher is a letter shift of 7 and this is the translation:
"The server is cursed
The game is cursed
You are now cursed too
There's no way to stop it now, face it
It came from the other world
Parrarel (misspelled) universe
It's out of our understanding
We will never know what it really is"
Thank you so much, dude!
letter shift of 7? What does that mean? Can you explain?
Well, this cipher is a letter shift cipher. The idea is to shift the letters of the alphabet to get a sequence to encode messages.
For example, if I were to do a shift 1 cipher, A, B, C, and D would translate into Z, A, B, and C respectively.
So a letter shift of 7 would mean that ABCDEFGHIJK ...= TUVWXYZABCD ...
So just shift the alphabet over by 7
However, if this was a vigenere cipher, then I'd never figure it out.
@@ashleydean8895 cause if it''s vigenere you need a key to solve, if I remember right
@@valentinewhite9298 You would be correct. I do better at brute force methods than guessing what a key could be.
Jumpscare stamps
5:50 Grandma catches Mark
9:05 Screen glitches and makes loud noise
14:25 Mark tries to stab grandma
15:10 The very late intro jumpscare
18:05 Captain Crunch catches Mark
18:42 Not a jumpscare just Captain Cruch talking
18:59 Cheap jumpscare
20:27 Bird sound
26:50 Very minor shadow jumpscare
28:44 Shadow again
29:45 Shadow
thanks man
Thank you
Thx man
Thanks
There was a like five other shadows
Why is nobody talking about how he say crowbar....”cRoWbEr”
Omg I can’t stop laughing at that! XDD
Oop uhm I saw this comment right as he said it
Mark : *reads controls *
Mark 2 minutes later : It would of been great to know the buttons!
@Lucas Gawor Stop being so aggressive for no reason no one f*cking cares about your problems.
@Lucas Gawor congratulations you are better at a language that I learned from watching my little pony with subtitles and yes I might be incredibly stupid, pointing out the obvious here, but at least I know how to mind my own business. Anyway, I'ma go eat lasagna now.
Have a lovely day~
Lucas Gawor and you’re incredibly rude :/
BloodMoonLps that’s my dad
Lucas Gawor yo calm tf down we aren’t all perfect
29:15 That's Morse for "I'm God" (coded message: .. .----. -- / --. --- -..)
35:00 Using a Caesar cipher with a shift of 7, you get the message:
The server is cursed
The game is cursed
You are now cursed too
There's no way to stop it now
Face it
It came from the other world
"Parrarel" universe (note: it was probably supposed to be "parallel")
It's out of our understanding
We will never know what it really is
this game trying way too hard
I just deciphered it by hand but someone already made this comment goddamnit
Good job btw
37:09 (.... . .-. . / .. / .- --) "Here I am"
37:11 (-.. / .. / .) "Die"
Pedro Stormrage SHIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Decoding lv 100
19:35 I actually had to google his question to see if there was Captain Crunch fanfiction. It exists. DON'T recommend it.
I'm so sorry I didn't listen. Please save me.
...I'm gonna read it
@@yourlocalsam924 how was it?
@@jadehughes1509 it was interesting
@@yourlocalsam924 should I go read it?
Mark when playing No Players Online: *shoots phonograph, bad things happen*
Mark when playing No Connections Allowed: *didn’t learn his lesson and shoots the jukebox*
Mark: I'm not scared of anything.
*bob bingi*
Lol
Hah!
OMG, I love that video. He was so mad at the fact that the dog's name was Bob Bingi!
How dare you bring up that name in my presence
No-no don't even say that name
Mark: I’m short on time
Also mark: I just wasted thirty mins replaying through a game to access a secret area and didn’t record any of it 🙃
i am the 300 like, face my wrath.
@@PISTOLER0. the power
@@PISTOLER0. THE POWER
@@PISTOLER0. THE POWER!
@@PISTOLER0. THE POWER
mark: “GOOD NEWS IS- im faster than grandma.”
everyone: ....*slowly claps*
hailey johnson lol we raw
*confused slow clapping*
💟💟
Lol I read this and started slowly clapping
hailey johnson
Except she crawls faster...
mark: hits us with a jumpscare
me: **straight face, no expression**.... my soul is gone
“Sometimes, the most surprising things hit you in the most unsurprising ways”
21:23: DURRRR
I SEE SOMETHING! IT'S COMING THIS WAY!!!
"If you remember a game called No Players Online this one is similar."
If by "similar" you mean "exactly the same in every possible aspect" then yeah it's pretty similar.
Is it my the same devs or is it just a copy
Dick 😀
@@slinkywhite9255 Yeah you are! :D
No theres a lot of differences, no players online is a layered experience,
Yuuup.
Mark: Read and says "Get the flag but don't deliver it."
Also Mark: Proceeds to deliver the flag!!!
I read this right as Mark said it.
@Maria! I love sех! Тар on my photo your replying to a lot of comments with nothing but emojis... Why?
Mark: you can’t repeat the same thing over and over again and hope it still stays fresh.
Also mark: Hello my name is markiplier
That line is like alcohol
“You can’t repeat things every time”
‘True’ story animators: watch me
Ok cool
@@LolaTheGardevoir ok cool.
Lola the Gardevoir ok cool
ok cool
Ok, Cool.
"Get the flag but DON'T DELIVER IT"
"*delivers it* OH WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO DELIVER IT?"
🤦🏿♂️ Who else BUT Mooman?!
That's typical for him.
35:00
"the server is cursed
the game is cursed
You are now cursed too
There's no way to stop it now
Face it
It came from the other world
Parrarel universe
It's out of our understanding
We will never know what it really is"
You Can Call Me Dad it’s easy just read it like a cipher
Just use 7 steps back, take what's up on the red screen of death, and go 7 letters back
Awol Slaya that’s the cipher
I think the first map he played on that game was from Metro 2033.. I recognized a few rooms and one tunnel
EDIT: read my other comment
zedelk it was
Mark: “Knife?! What am I supposed to do with a kNiFe?!” first thought... bathroom.
Me: Why is your first thought the bathroom, why not the kitchen?
I mean I have 3 kitchen knives but I have 4 poop knives.
@@RealCryptoTest poop knives? Do you have any soap knives I could borrow?
@@kzkaa. I got a soap spork, take it or leave it
@@RealCryptoTest … what about a towel fork.. got Any I could borrow?
@@RealCryptoTest Sorry for being late, but I will take it thank you very much.
34:55 it is just caesar cipher with a shift of 7; it decodes to this:
"The server is cursed
The game is cursed
You are now cursed too
There's no way to stop it now
Face it
It came from the other world
Parrarel universe
It's out of our understanding
We will never know what it really is"
You think you're so fucking smart. Who even let you out of your box?
Type ‘x’ to doubt
Sovereign Snorlax you did
Thanks! Secret messages are so intresting!
@MaNameIsJeff Agreed.
The objective of the first game :
Get in the closet before grandma walks into your room.
Grandma I'm straight
Pineapple Animations sweet HOME ALABAMA
Dam it but I came out of that thing ages ago
@@zagqueenofchaos8352 well grandma said "you better get your ass back in there or I'm going to beat it!"
Alabama rule #1 :your either straight or a kissing cousin,there's no in between (im kidding ofcourse😄)
The third game: *tells Mark to type commands*
Mark: *doesn't type commands*
Mark: *dies*
Also Mark: Why can't I win this? :(
Did anyone else shit themselves when we realised the lady could crawl after him? 😱💀🤣
"Sometimes, the most surprising things hit you in the most unsurprising ways"
Me right after: *gets an ad*
Also me: oh.
"whhooooooaaaaaa scary." Is the best jumpscare sound effect ever
indeed
Lmao
"Sometimes.. Things hit , in the most unsurprising way"
*Looks directly at his hand*
When the mother started crawling, I was chanting "You're not supposed to do that."
35:00 can be decoded with a 7-shift Caesar cipher and reads as following:
"The server is cursed
The game is cursed
You are now cursed too
There's no way to stop it now
Face it
It came from the other world
Parrarel universe
It's out of our understanding
We will never know what it really is"
Ahhh I love Caesar cyphers
Mark: plays Crunchy
Me: slowly looks down at the Captain Crunch cereal I'm currently eating
• PhoenixMaster2 • lol
someone DIED for that cereal!! you better enjoy every BITE!! lol
*slowly looks down at the goldfish I'm eating*
Howed you know??
@@missmasquerade228 howed you know?!?!?!
34:56 I managed to decipher the text here. It says:
the server is cursed
the game is cursed
you are now cursed too
there's no way to stop it now
face it
it came from the other world
parrarel universe
it's out of our understanding
we will never know what it really is
EpicEverz whatis the cypher to it
I think it's a curse
@@pokemonhunter4life831 It was real easy, once I noticed the pattern. Every letter is just replaced by the letter 19 spaces later/ 7 spaces earlier in the alphabet.
So it's:
A -> T
B -> U
C -> V
D -> W
E -> X
F -> Y
G -> Z
H -> A
I -> B
J -> C
K -> D
L -> E
M -> F
N -> G
O -> H
P -> I
Q -> J
R -> K
S -> L
T -> M
U -> N
V -> O
W -> P
X -> Q
Y -> R
Z -> S
@@pokemonhunter4life831 It's caesar cipher with shift 19.
What about the morse?
"Jeezums Christmas Crimety Craw" is my new go-to surprised noise lol
Mark: "Like I said, my time is limited-"
All our time is limited, Mark
Memento mori, unus annus.
Tempus Fugen
Yeetus Deletis
Anus Unnus
I found out this translates to: Remember death, One Year.
time is limited one life one anus
“Cap’ns comin!”
*gets scared*
Cap’n: wolololo scary
Ikr
I got so scared at this and then the captain said that and I started to laugh so hard that I cried
Mark: SEES HANGING MANEQUINS
Also Mark: “I hate it all ready”
(*already) (sorry it was bothering me lol)
@@jck1794 😂😂 it was bothering me too but u already wrote it
Even tho you corrected yourself I’m still posting this on r/boneappletea
Guys it really isn’t funny anymore, it’s just annoying. I’m talking about the comment that start like “Me:” “also me:” or quoting the you tuber it isn’t funny.
24:02 I love how he starts quoting the Grinch randomly, anyone else catch that?
I caught it
Yeah like no one is saying anything about him quoting Jim Carey !!! 😂😂😂
This is the comment I have been looking for
3:46
Mark: "I don't know if it was a good idea to go in the hole"
Me: **Throwback to A Heist With Markiplier** "Uuuuuhhh... I'm cool Mark, you go ahead."
If anyone is wondering what that sick jazz jam is during Marks “Time Lapse,” the name of the song is “Mustaches and Martinis” by Chalalatas. 😉
THANK YOU!
Nobody:
Shazam
Mark playing as a mannequin: "hate it."
Crunchy:(makes the weirdest sound in history)
Mark:terrified af 18:56
Markiplier: "Sometimes.. the most surprising things.. hit you, in the most unsurprising ways.....💀
*Immediately after*
Ad: Here in comes our new end of winter clothing sale! 🌸
Markiplier
Reagan Kristine AH terrifying
Me too but with stuff about vapes
I had an ad about Penn & Teller teaching magic or something
I honestly dont know when there was darkipiler'
Grandma: Crawls towards Mark like a bat outta hell
Me: Hysterically flapping like a bird omfg
Lol same 🤣
Thats me if I get super scared i start flapping my arms wildly
YOU DO THE FLAP THING TOO????
Bats don't crawl they fly
@@christianblackmon5609 dont ruin the joke
Yo when the faceless lady got down and crawled after him I was like, "AHHHH OH SHIT" and I'm not even the one playing the game lol. He expected her to just stand there and so did I.
Same! I was like, "Ha she's stuck now, good job Mark." That was me till she freaking starts to get *DOWN ON HER KNEES* and CRAWLS! Funny thing is I was even *backing away* from my phone. 😅
@@genisisibarra4370 LOL That shit got me good as hell.
I think the game creator really knows what would freak everybody. That is if she saw you crawl under, she'll do the same thing as well.
@@genisisibarra4370 Yea they definitely surprised people with that one. She even goes under tables and caught him hiding in the locker. The AI in this one is actually intelligent.
@ItsUR Tube what do you mean by your comment
*JumpScare Alert*
18:05
*"UHOHOUOAHOUHO IM SCARY"*
Did He Really Say That?
My dude in case you didn’t know there’s an SCP vr game coming out called “blackout”. I’ve played a short demo and my god it’s good.
I went to play the demo and ditched the moment my dog tripped me over while I was on edge and like -- I thought I was legit dying for a few moments. Ya boy nearly c r i e d
Nobody:
Captain Crunch: *OAOAOOAOAOAOAOAO S C A R Y*
That was so frigin funny
I died
And it actually legit spooked Mark
"I gotta get in the hole, and then I just gotta keep moving"
I can't stop laughing at this-
I love your username
Oh shi-
@@jal555 thanks, yours is gold
@@starryseungmin6096 aw thank you so much ^^
The way that one grinch quote returns so many times in Markiplier videos is so funny to me 💀