To me, "Don't love me in the bedroom" translates to "I wanna bang, not make love every single time". She wants him to be freakier and not so predictable. She's bored.
My wife had to tell me remember when we first met and you bent me over every piece of furniture in your apartment? I need that. Hahaha now it's like we just met in the bedroom
To paraphrase that famous quote by Margaret Atwood: "Men are afraid women will want to use a vibrator, women are afraid men will pee directly on their face with no warning."
I heard "love me and spoil me but I don't wanna put out anymore" "you failed in the bedroom so I'll find someone else to do that while you do the work"
Really what she should be doing is talking to her husband and not asking two strangers cause this is a pattern a lot of people who have been together for a while fall into the key is learning how to say “hey I find it really hot when you xyz” or “hey I wanna try xyz would you be down for that” or “hey I’ve noticed that the spice in the bedroom is starting to become flour when I’m looking for chili powder is there anything you’ve been wanting to try out cause there are some things I’d like to try”
My embarrassing story is me and my wife were sorting the mail. She was on top and we were on the floor. Thank god she had a blanket over us. My son opened the door ran in and jumped on her back and yelled my turn! Go Mommy. It was horrible. Piggy back rides were never the same.
I appreciate Rhett trying to be thoughtful towards his own preferences & being aware about why he might like certain things, but it honestly isn't a misogynistic thing for him to like women naked in heels. You don't need to pathologize and get down to the psychological root of every little kink or fetish because at the end of the day it just might not be that deep. The way high heels look on a person & accentuate their legs can just be aesthetically pleasing for people, including the person who's actually wearing them.
I agree, and while I think our kinks and preferences can absolutely be shaped by misogynistic social expectations (for instance, younger men thinking it's somehow gross and unnatural for a woman to have a bush), I think that something simple like the aesthetic of heels, so long as nobody is being pressured into an uncomfortable situation, is perfectly normal and ok.
It's not misogynistic...Women definitely DONT wear heels for comfort! It's 100% to appeal to a partner. We gotta stop hating on men to THIS degree that it's making them ALMOST apologize for what attracts them..
I really like Sextember. The episodes are so relatable and open without judgement. Much needed. Thanks for doing it again. I hope it becomes a regular thing every year!
haven't watched Mythical Morning in years and I come back to hear Rhett talking about licking himself like an unruly dog. It's gonna be fun catching up with these guys. 😵
@@keithrogers2295 I think it really just plays into his openness of not knowing who or what god is. They seem pretty genuine to their true emotions here on ear biscuits, though there’s the occasional sarcastic moment I don’t see that as being disingenuous
@@keithrogers2295 Keith they talk about sucking their own limb in this episode. I don’t think they’re trying to cater to the so called “woke feminists”
@@keithrogers2295 If you’re using the term “woke feminists” I don’t think you’re in the right place buddy. Rhett and Link are open minded. Especially Rhett, and especially when it comes to religion.
@@TheAdventuresOfLiz You're right. "Woke feminist" is redundant in almost all cases....But NoOoOooo. Theyre not open minded. What you meant is California has brainwashed them to be "tolerant". Ie Scared of not being woke. Rhett waaay more so. Its not actual open mindedness. Ffs, thats whhhy theyre atheists. Because they assumed toxic aspects of religion, that no one taught them, and instead of recognizing theyre applying their own bad ideas, they just quit the whole thing...
About the socks: there are some people (mainly afab) who find that they orgasm better and longer when they wear socks. Either it's a heat retention thing or a restriction around your limbs, but either way it's a real thing.
For me the sight of feet is an EXTREME turn off idk what it is but feet make me very uncomfortable and the moment I see a bare foot I am completely repulsed
I have been binging episodes of ear biscuits lately. Being recently married and discussing children, it’s like listening to a cliff notes audiobook of marriage advice and parenthood techniques. My internet dads are giving me the life advice I never got from my own father.
No matter where I see Rhett/Link (GMM & GMM,etc) Rhett always “pushes the boundaries “ aka says what we’re thinking 😂 and Link always tries to make it stop in very creative ways 🤣
To the person asking about introducing a vibrator without possibly making their partner feel weird: maybe you could go to a toy shop together and ask them to pick one out with you. Then they would feel like they were still playing a role in your pleasure when you use it.
My first advice would be tell them to get over it, they should be happy for you to experience as much pleasure as possible! If they're intimidated by a small vibrator they have a problem.
As a cis-woman who was on an SSRI, it was the MOST frustrating feeling ever. Basically felt completely numb and unable to finish. I'm surprised to hear it might feel different for a person with the other equipment! I personally wanted to cry every time lol.
I don’t think people talk about this enough. It’s so frustrating. You need your meds to remain sane but you might sacrifice your pleasure. It’s a tough place to be.
As a man that was on ssri, it's awful. The erectile dysfunction was awful. It's mainly ssris that have such a powerful libido-reducing effect. Maois should be better. It's all down to the mechanism of action
I came home from work to find the package I'd received a delivery notice on, missing. I went to the bottom of the stairs intending to ask my teenage daughter, my only child, what she did with my shoes. Instead, I found, that she had been engaged in sorting other mail and did not hear me arrive. I will never forget those sounds. 😆 I made a snack for myself and went outside with the dog until they came down. Was an awkward conversation later, but we laugh about it now.
Who is Jenna? Is she a person on the crew? At first I didn't even realize it wasn't Stevie cuz their voices are somewhat similar (I didn't necessarily think it was Stevie cuz I would recognize her voice immediately, but I didn't fully recognize it *wasn't* her either) but I haven't tuned in in a while either so it wasn't the first thing in my mind either
@@chickensarecool01 First off, chickens are cool and secondly beards can absolutely be uncomfortable, itchy, and painful if not cared for properly. Over or under washing can lead to dry irritated skin, trapped perspiration can lead to breakouts or rashes, and just having a semblance of a beard can exacerbate certain skin conditions. Some say that facial hair is comparable to the tensile strength of copper wire of the same thickness. Now imagine growing copper wire out of your face. I know, it’s not a apples to apples comparison, but as I’ve said before both are cosmetic choices someone may find attractive and there’s nothing wrong about Rhett liking heels. Not a comparison of physical properties.
@@Good2GrowYT suits and work boots serve a practical purpose, additional feet protection over casual footwear and to give off an impression of professionalism, while it can be argued that high heels and beards do not serve a practical purpose beyond cosmetic appeal. At least I cannot think of one where having a beard verses shaved resulted in another outcome that didn’t involve dating.
@@13thGeek I agree that there's nothing wrong with Rhett liking heels. Though I would say theirs an argument to be made that heels are also used in the work place to given off an impression of professionalism, such as a business woman. And I don't think heels and beards are exactly comparable because some men naturally grow beards and that of course isn't the case for any women in heels. I agree with ASL who say it's more equivalent to finding a man in a suit or in a tie sexy.
@@13thGeek I would have to disagree. Suits serve no practical purpose other than giving off a certain impression of the wearer which can also be said of heels. Their purposes are both solely aesthetic.
Vibratory and toys are NOT competition.....they are your allies! Not something to feel threatened by. But work to incorporate to so all parties are consenting and satisfied.
Years ago while tubing down the river I saw a couple give each other golden showers while on the raft floating down the river. Me and my family were like WTF.
I wish I knew this was a thing because I have a very funny story about embarrassing moments so in European culture when we see are parents we give them a kiss on the cheek or mouth so keep that in mind ... my ex an I were enjoying ourselves and he was going down on me and like rhetts wife I do the same thing as she does ... well my exs father called him and told him he was waiting outside of my house to pick him up which gave him no time to clean up or anything so ... I watched him kiss his dad on the cheek and I couldn't help but be in shock and embarrassed and laugh all at the same time ...
As a 65 year old woman, who has also had only one partner, I learned an awful lot from you and your beasts. Plus, I have always said that the term “blow job” is wrongly named.
I really like that Rhett and Link no longer believe in "losing one's virginity." I'll be honest, my first experience was under very bad circumstances. I had a hard time grappling with the fact that my "virginity was lost" so someone who did not have my well-being in mind. So, in a way, it's healing to hear them say that there is no such thing.
I also thought the same thing about blowing, luckily i learned the difference before attempting one :P so the last caller, and Jenna, you are not alone 😅
40:25 just wanna say……. As a woman….. if a guy lasts longer than five minutes the first time around, after all the f*replay and what not… I’m offended 🤣🤣🤣 not even joking. I definitely think we need to stop that stigma. It’s normal to finish fast and as long as you’re doing some fun stuff beforehand, I appreciate when it doesn’t last long. Maybe that’s just me but any woman I’ve heard talk about it feels the same way. IMO, f*replay and the build up is more fun anyways. So fellas, make sure you’re doing that first!!! Don’t just try to go right in.
I think everyone is different and theres no one size/time fits all. Although, I will say you're right. Ive gotten waaaay more arguments about girls saying I lasted too long. Than the opposite. Yes, including being offended by it. Just be open about stuff and try to match your partner. We're dudes, it comes easy to us most of the time. Pun intended.
holy crap I did not know Jessie is only 5'3". I'm 5'5" and the height difference between me and Rhett would be absurd, I cant imagine being a bit shorter too, thats crazy
i know this is old but im really glad link mentioned that sort of difficulty getting aroused and hard time finishing while on psych meds around 35 mins in, its obviously an adjustment period till your body gets used to it but it is really demoralizing not feeling pleasure by yourself or with a partner like you usually would while on meds, just gotta hang in there for a while :(
I lost my virginity with that same Def Leppard album playing the whole time. Pour some sugar on me and Love Bites always brings back a very specific memory. Also just gave away my age.
I wish I would have saw the tweet asking for these stories because unfortunately I have quite a few. But I think it is also a good topic because so many people and young people may have experiences that they are so embarrassed about and knowing others have had the same experience, or worse ones, and they can laugh about it now could be good for those that are still feeling bad about it.
That may be true for some, but I doubt it's a gender thing. Socks on my feet would probably block me from getting there 🤣 My last bf, however, couldn't get turned on if he wasnt in a warm environment (and often wearing socks even if he was naked otherwise 😅)
LINK IS A TOOL FAN THATS MY FAVORITE BAND AAAAAHHHHHH You guys should absolutely try to get Maynard James Keenan (Lead singer) as a guest or even Adamm Jones the Guitarist, he is a verry interesting person and has actually worked on Jurassic Park and many other movies that required sculpturing, also fantastic podcast love it so far.
I got caught when I was 16 at my wife's moms house. Her mom walked in on us and was pissed. And her dad found out and he could care less about it. He mother never liked me no more that was 16 years ago. Her dad still doesn't care lol
56:12 my first time my socks stayed on because i had worn new shoes to walk to his house and they had badly hurt my feet like the skin on the back of my heels had just been Scraped off. so maybe she also wore her new doc martins
8:20 I am a die hard OG TOOL fan from '92!!! I remember when I first seen that cover, I felt very weird about it! I love women and I never actually thought about doing that act before then, I can't do it, won't reach! I had thought to myself, why is this on there? But, I trust the wisdom of TOOL and became less ashamed of what that act represented, in the larger picture of my life. For some reason, I'm tickled to know that Link had experienced TOOL. I would really love to know what he really thinks of that band. Rhett too, to be honest. I would love to know what they think! (I've always wondered if Rhett and Link actually read these themselves. So I'm not expecting much of a reply back, at all!) Still, It's super cool hearing link mention TOOL!!!
I was a security guard at my former university and I can confirm, most fire alarms are false alarms. it's better to be safe than sorry but if you're weighing the pro's and con's of the moment, fire alarm due to someone burning their popcorn is probably less of an issue 😂😂😂
I whole heartedly disagree. If someone walks in on you, you don't skip a beat, finish your business, and both make intense eye contact with them until they leave.
I know you're making a joke, but I'm afraid that won't work on a lot of people... TMI Ive had a sibling barge in when I was younger and with a gf. And then just stand there staring until I yelled at her to get out...Although to be fair, we didn't keep going. Just kinda paused for that 30 seconds of awkwardness. ...Maybe you're right and I wouldn't have had to yell at her if I kept moving. I'll remember that for next time.
Random but can y’all please never have cheating scandals? I’m so bummed. Another TH-camr I grew up loving just got exposed for cheating…that’s like.. four now. If either of y’all, I swear! Lol. Them women of yours are too stunning and perfect.
To me, "Don't love me in the bedroom" translates to "I wanna bang, not make love every single time". She wants him to be freakier and not so predictable. She's bored.
Yep sometimes we want to feel like it’s with a stranger or just about carnal pleasure
My wife had to tell me remember when we first met and you bent me over every piece of furniture in your apartment? I need that. Hahaha now it's like we just met in the bedroom
Thats exactly what I heard as well, I think (no judgement on R&L) that as men they don't see that perspective.
@@beckaplays is that common among men in your experience (or opinion, doesn't have to be experience)?
Wow I never would've guessed..
To paraphrase that famous quote by Margaret Atwood: "Men are afraid women will want to use a vibrator, women are afraid men will pee directly on their face with no warning."
“Don’t love me in the bedroom” she wants it spicier and naughty instead of nice and loving.
I heard "love me and spoil me but I don't wanna put out anymore"
"you failed in the bedroom so I'll find someone else to do that while you do the work"
Really what she should be doing is talking to her husband and not asking two strangers cause this is a pattern a lot of people who have been together for a while fall into the key is learning how to say “hey I find it really hot when you xyz” or “hey I wanna try xyz would you be down for that” or “hey I’ve noticed that the spice in the bedroom is starting to become flour when I’m looking for chili powder is there anything you’ve been wanting to try out cause there are some things I’d like to try”
That's how I understood it as well
She wants to get punched in the bedroom
Thats exactly what i heard.
Can Sextember be all year long? I love these legit vulnerable and funny candid conversations
RIGHT? I feel like it could be a once a month or every couple of months thing vs once a year
I feel like we could possibly finally get the will it penis episode 😂
100% agreed. I absofuckinlutely love these episodes! Raw, honest, open conversations, especially with the Dr. Emily's and Jenna.
Rhett: You ever worn only just a belt?
Link: Yeah.
Link: *processes* uh no
My embarrassing story is me and my wife were sorting the mail. She was on top and we were on the floor. Thank god she had a blanket over us. My son opened the door ran in and jumped on her back and yelled my turn! Go Mommy. It was horrible. Piggy back rides were never the same.
Oh my god I would die
Oh nooooooo
Daaamn, for the love of God lock the doors everytime 😅
Omg that’s mortifying 😂
absolutely obsessed with link’s “hush yourself…hush” lmao
Thank you for having a woman’s perspective this month with Jenna.
Who is Jenna? Is she the one hosting it/talking with them as the 3rd person on the podcast?
@@dudeman5303 ye
I appreciate Rhett trying to be thoughtful towards his own preferences & being aware about why he might like certain things, but it honestly isn't a misogynistic thing for him to like women naked in heels. You don't need to pathologize and get down to the psychological root of every little kink or fetish because at the end of the day it just might not be that deep. The way high heels look on a person & accentuate their legs can just be aesthetically pleasing for people, including the person who's actually wearing them.
I agree, and while I think our kinks and preferences can absolutely be shaped by misogynistic social expectations (for instance, younger men thinking it's somehow gross and unnatural for a woman to have a bush), I think that something simple like the aesthetic of heels, so long as nobody is being pressured into an uncomfortable situation, is perfectly normal and ok.
It's not misogynistic...Women definitely DONT wear heels for comfort! It's 100% to appeal to a partner. We gotta stop hating on men to THIS degree that it's making them ALMOST apologize for what attracts them..
They’re two mostly straight white men in Hollywood. They’ve been conditioned to be apologetic about their entire existence
Rhett and Link even referencing Tool is a beautiful thing.
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I really like Sextember. The episodes are so relatable and open without judgement. Much needed. Thanks for doing it again. I hope it becomes a regular thing every year!
haven't watched Mythical Morning in years and I come back to hear Rhett talking about licking himself like an unruly dog.
It's gonna be fun catching up with these guys.
😵
Sextember podcasts are my favorite Ear Biscuits videos. Jenna’s point of view was welcomed this year. Great job everyone.
Rhett using she/her pronouns for God made my day
Why? It’s just him trying to appease the woke feminists. It’s not sincere, so why buy into it?
@@keithrogers2295 I think it really just plays into his openness of not knowing who or what god is. They seem pretty genuine to their true emotions here on ear biscuits, though there’s the occasional sarcastic moment I don’t see that as being disingenuous
@@keithrogers2295 Keith they talk about sucking their own limb in this episode. I don’t think they’re trying to cater to the so called “woke feminists”
@@keithrogers2295 If you’re using the term “woke feminists” I don’t think you’re in the right place buddy. Rhett and Link are open minded. Especially Rhett, and especially when it comes to religion.
@@TheAdventuresOfLiz You're right. "Woke feminist" is redundant in almost all cases....But NoOoOooo. Theyre not open minded. What you meant is California has brainwashed them to be "tolerant". Ie Scared of not being woke. Rhett waaay more so. Its not actual open mindedness. Ffs, thats whhhy theyre atheists. Because they assumed toxic aspects of religion, that no one taught them, and instead of recognizing theyre applying their own bad ideas, they just quit the whole thing...
I hope you guys do something big for episode #360 as a way to respect the ROUND TABLE! 👀
I second that, that's a fantastic idea!
The "unless you're into it" is really reminding me of the Seinfeld "not that there's anything wrong with that" 😂
About the socks: there are some people (mainly afab) who find that they orgasm better and longer when they wear socks. Either it's a heat retention thing or a restriction around your limbs, but either way it's a real thing.
For me, socks equal a security blanket... Like if it's been a while between partners or I wasn't feeling self-confident.
For me the sight of feet is an EXTREME turn off idk what it is but feet make me very uncomfortable and the moment I see a bare foot I am completely repulsed
I have been binging episodes of ear biscuits lately. Being recently married and discussing children, it’s like listening to a cliff notes audiobook of marriage advice and parenthood techniques. My internet dads are giving me the life advice I never got from my own father.
No matter where I see Rhett/Link (GMM & GMM,etc) Rhett always “pushes the boundaries “ aka says what we’re thinking 😂 and Link always tries to make it stop in very creative ways 🤣
To the person asking about introducing a vibrator without possibly making their partner feel weird: maybe you could go to a toy shop together and ask them to pick one out with you. Then they would feel like they were still playing a role in your pleasure when you use it.
My first advice would be tell them to get over it, they should be happy for you to experience as much pleasure as possible! If they're intimidated by a small vibrator they have a problem.
@@craigape I'm not sad and alone, and yes you're right. But if a guy is intimidated by a vibrator that is definitely a him problem.
@@powderandpaint14 You're right, and the fact that you're getting these kind of responses here shows much of these guys issues...
@@casey2415 I'm not alone, I have a great partner who has no problem with toys in the bedroom.
@@powderandpaint14 They didnt say you were, he said you deserve to be
Boy you couldn't waterboard some of these answers outta me LMAOOOOO
I think it’s time for an inverse “my hair goes up my hair goes down” music video.
As a cis-woman who was on an SSRI, it was the MOST frustrating feeling ever. Basically felt completely numb and unable to finish. I'm surprised to hear it might feel different for a person with the other equipment! I personally wanted to cry every time lol.
I don’t think people talk about this enough. It’s so frustrating.
You need your meds to remain sane but you might sacrifice your pleasure. It’s a tough place to be.
As a man that was on ssri, it's awful. The erectile dysfunction was awful. It's mainly ssris that have such a powerful libido-reducing effect. Maois should be better. It's all down to the mechanism of action
I came home from work to find the package I'd received a delivery notice on, missing. I went to the bottom of the stairs intending to ask my teenage daughter, my only child, what she did with my shoes. Instead, I found, that she had been engaged in sorting other mail and did not hear me arrive. I will never forget those sounds. 😆
I made a snack for myself and went outside with the dog until they came down. Was an awkward conversation later, but we laugh about it now.
What?!
I got caught by a police officer while doing the deed once. Definitely did NOT extend my hand for a shake. 😭😂
Same same
Diedddd laughing at link’s travis scott/nardwuar belt reference at 59:23
Please - more of Jenna’s input on these episodes in the future!!!
Who is Jenna? Is she a person on the crew? At first I didn't even realize it wasn't Stevie cuz their voices are somewhat similar (I didn't necessarily think it was Stevie cuz I would recognize her voice immediately, but I didn't fully recognize it *wasn't* her either) but I haven't tuned in in a while either so it wasn't the first thing in my mind either
@@dudeman5303 Jenna is their personal assistant. She has been with them for a while now.
A vibrator is not a threat, that's my coworker
Link's tension about pee and pooh is admirable. He doesn't like tomatoes, so he is allowed to be turned off by conversations.
Rhett, I would submit that finding women in high heels attractive is no different than a preference for men with beards or body hair.
Probably more equivalent to finding a man in a suit sexy or, my preference, finding a man in work boots attractive.
@@chickensarecool01 First off, chickens are cool and secondly beards can absolutely be uncomfortable, itchy, and painful if not cared for properly. Over or under washing can lead to dry irritated skin, trapped perspiration can lead to breakouts or rashes, and just having a semblance of a beard can exacerbate certain skin conditions. Some say that facial hair is comparable to the tensile strength of copper wire of the same thickness. Now imagine growing copper wire out of your face. I know, it’s not a apples to apples comparison, but as I’ve said before both are cosmetic choices someone may find attractive and there’s nothing wrong about Rhett liking heels. Not a comparison of physical properties.
@@Good2GrowYT suits and work boots serve a practical purpose, additional feet protection over casual footwear and to give off an impression of professionalism, while it can be argued that high heels and beards do not serve a practical purpose beyond cosmetic appeal. At least I cannot think of one where having a beard verses shaved resulted in another outcome that didn’t involve dating.
@@13thGeek I agree that there's nothing wrong with Rhett liking heels. Though I would say theirs an argument to be made that heels are also used in the work place to given off an impression of professionalism, such as a business woman. And I don't think heels and beards are exactly comparable because some men naturally grow beards and that of course isn't the case for any women in heels. I agree with ASL who say it's more equivalent to finding a man in a suit or in a tie sexy.
@@13thGeek I would have to disagree. Suits serve no practical purpose other than giving off a certain impression of the wearer which can also be said of heels. Their purposes are both solely aesthetic.
The fact that a Nickelodeon add interrupted the story about sucking own joints 😂
Those are the best friends she could ever have to call her anytime that song is on the radio just so she could be reminded of that one day.
Vibratory and toys are NOT competition.....they are your allies!
Not something to feel threatened by. But work to incorporate to so all parties are consenting and satisfied.
Rhett trying not to be...suckreligious 😆
1:09:08 it was called a "below job" in old english, and that eventually got shortended to a b'low job, which then became blow.
I thought Rhett said "Richard Nixon" too many times but then he said, "former president Richard Nixon" and I lost it😂
I was dying for Rhett to say "what this mouth do tho?"
"Don't love me in the bedroom" means her husband isn't hitting it right and she is bored. She wants to be hate-effed not made love to.
That person needs to get better at writing. So unclear.
Years ago while tubing down the river I saw a couple give each other golden showers while on the raft floating down the river. Me and my family were like WTF.
Umm wtf
Bigfood be going wild.
Please do a Halloween episode! You can tell ghost stories, your own/families paranormal experiences! I’d absolutely love it
"A nice assertive wave..." I just picture asserting dominance and waving the 'wrong' appendage
14:05 "Hush yourself, Hush" 🤣
Regarding the fire alarm story, my college does room checks during fire drills, so if one were to stay inside, you’ll definitely get caught
Ohhhh the mental image Rhett so openly provided for us...😜lol I love the sextember series! Thanks for bringing it back!
1:04:47 was a missed “go all the way down” opportunity
Can't wait to hear the reads for "utility" belts only for 3rd degree Mythical Society members lol
The harmony on Sextemberrrrrrrr! was great! 😆
I don't know why but around 26 minutes I realised how neat Rhett's eyebrows are
I wish I knew this was a thing because I have a very funny story about embarrassing moments so in European culture when we see are parents we give them a kiss on the cheek or mouth so keep that in mind ... my ex an I were enjoying ourselves and he was going down on me and like rhetts wife I do the same thing as she does ... well my exs father called him and told him he was waiting outside of my house to pick him up which gave him no time to clean up or anything so ... I watched him kiss his dad on the cheek and I couldn't help but be in shock and embarrassed and laugh all at the same time ...
may be the best episode of ear biscuits yet 😂 We need more funny stories from beasts
As a 65 year old woman, who has also had only one partner, I learned an awful lot from you and your beasts. Plus, I have always said that the term “blow job” is wrongly named.
I really like that Rhett and Link no longer believe in "losing one's virginity." I'll be honest, my first experience was under very bad circumstances. I had a hard time grappling with the fact that my "virginity was lost" so someone who did not have my well-being in mind. So, in a way, it's healing to hear them say that there is no such thing.
Yeah exactly! Don’t touch! And no firm anything when the parents enter the room!
Loveeeee these podcast #Sextember
I also thought the same thing about blowing, luckily i learned the difference before attempting one :P so the last caller, and Jenna, you are not alone 😅
y does he think he has to like high heels less lol like yea they aren’t the most comfortable shoe but they are cute
Love the pod boys!
40:25 just wanna say……. As a woman….. if a guy lasts longer than five minutes the first time around, after all the f*replay and what not…
I’m offended 🤣🤣🤣 not even joking.
I definitely think we need to stop that stigma. It’s normal to finish fast and as long as you’re doing some fun stuff beforehand, I appreciate when it doesn’t last long. Maybe that’s just me but any woman I’ve heard talk about it feels the same way.
IMO, f*replay and the build up is more fun anyways. So fellas, make sure you’re doing that first!!! Don’t just try to go right in.
I think everyone is different and theres no one size/time fits all. Although, I will say you're right. Ive gotten waaaay more arguments about girls saying I lasted too long. Than the opposite. Yes, including being offended by it. Just be open about stuff and try to match your partner. We're dudes, it comes easy to us most of the time. Pun intended.
That was hot and enlightening to read ngl
holy crap I did not know Jessie is only 5'3". I'm 5'5" and the height difference between me and Rhett would be absurd, I cant imagine being a bit shorter too, thats crazy
I'm 5'4 and I met Rhett and Link once at a meet and greet and being between the two was ridiculous lmfao 😭
I'm 4'11" and my first bf was 6'3". Getting horizontal makes up for a lot of reach problems 😆
i know this is old but im really glad link mentioned that sort of difficulty getting aroused and hard time finishing while on psych meds around 35 mins in, its obviously an adjustment period till your body gets used to it but it is really demoralizing not feeling pleasure by yourself or with a partner like you usually would while on meds, just gotta hang in there for a while :(
Sorry dudes..the Sistine Chapel painting depicts God reaching his hand to Adam at the moment of creation! Just FYI. LOL!
He could've knocked the bottom out and I still wouldn't have came off of my Diablo 2 ...
*bernie voice* I am once again asking for an asexuality episode 😄
they talked a bit about asexuality in the episode with dr. nagoski!!
Lmao if I'm not mistaken it wasn't originally called "blow" it was a "below job" bc below the belt
Um actually, most etymology says it refers "blow" as in orgasm. Yeah, I've heard the "below job" thing too, but blow predates that...
Nobody's getting a handshake after ur hands been on their daughter lol unless they go out and let me clean my hands first
I lost my virginity with that same Def Leppard album playing the whole time. Pour some sugar on me and Love Bites always brings back a very specific memory. Also just gave away my age.
I feel like rhett may have a size difference kink and I love that for him.
How could you even avoid that when youre 8ft tall?
I wish I would have saw the tweet asking for these stories because unfortunately I have quite a few. But I think it is also a good topic because so many people and young people may have experiences that they are so embarrassed about and knowing others have had the same experience, or worse ones, and they can laugh about it now could be good for those that are still feeling bad about it.
The person on that Tool album was actually a woman, she was contortionist Alana Cain
56:00 in response to this part of the podcast I’ve definitely heard that ,women in particular, O better when their feet are warm lol😂
Yes literally read that in a magazine like 10 years ago!! I hoped someone would mention it 😅
That may be true for some, but I doubt it's a gender thing. Socks on my feet would probably block me from getting there 🤣 My last bf, however, couldn't get turned on if he wasnt in a warm environment (and often wearing socks even if he was naked otherwise 😅)
I loved this series!
Taking about peeing on people I've been asked if it's okay if they took a dump on me 😂 never happened thank God!
My face when that girl said her boyfriend peed on her face 😲
My face was more like 😨🤬
Sometimes I can’t believe what they can put on TH-cam lolol
1:05:21 I had a buddy in college that was on the receiving end of a similar situation!🤣😂 But he told her she was doing it wrong.
1:10:10 Please tell me someone has said a Savor Favor 😛🤣🤣🤣
LINK IS A TOOL FAN THATS MY FAVORITE BAND AAAAAHHHHHH
You guys should absolutely try to get Maynard James Keenan (Lead singer) as a guest or even Adamm Jones the Guitarist, he is a verry interesting person and has actually worked on Jurassic Park and many other movies that required sculpturing, also fantastic podcast love it so far.
AGH! rhett referring to God as She made me SMILE
I agree, Rhett!! If we could reach, why wouldn't we?! I would never leave the house :P
great show. chillin outro music ... cool.
I got caught when I was 16 at my wife's moms house. Her mom walked in on us and was pissed. And her dad found out and he could care less about it. He mother never liked me no more that was 16 years ago. Her dad still doesn't care lol
*Couldn't care less. But yeah, same. When my dad caught me when I was younger he literally just said he thinks I should slow down. And that was it.
Sooooo if you sit down with a suction cup butt plug, do you get stuck to the chair? 😂
Idk about y'all, but my cheeks prevent my actual anus from reaching whatever seat I'm on 😆
56:12 my first time my socks stayed on because i had worn new shoes to walk to his house and they had badly hurt my feet like the skin on the back of my heels had just been Scraped off. so maybe she also wore her new doc martins
Link, seriously. You gotta tell all the kids and not just wait or hope the siblings pass it on in the right way
🤣🤣🤣OMG 😲 😂😂😂 😮whooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I
Can't
Breathe!!🤣🤣🤣
Really kickin it off with a bang!!
First one is ridiculously funny💀
The Sistine chapel is Adam and god almost touching. There are angels around god
Love hearing from Jenna as well as you guys!
8:20 I am a die hard OG TOOL fan from '92!!! I remember when I first seen that cover, I felt very weird about it! I love women and I never actually thought about doing that act before then, I can't do it, won't reach! I had thought to myself, why is this on there? But, I trust the wisdom of TOOL and became less ashamed of what that act represented, in the larger picture of my life. For some reason, I'm tickled to know that Link had experienced TOOL. I would really love to know what he really thinks of that band. Rhett too, to be honest. I would love to know what they think! (I've always wondered if Rhett and Link actually read these themselves. So I'm not expecting much of a reply back, at all!) Still, It's super cool hearing link mention TOOL!!!
I've definitely used the blanket move a few times
I was a security guard at my former university and I can confirm, most fire alarms are false alarms. it's better to be safe than sorry but if you're weighing the pro's and con's of the moment, fire alarm due to someone burning their popcorn is probably less of an issue 😂😂😂
I whole heartedly disagree. If someone walks in on you, you don't skip a beat, finish your business, and both make intense eye contact with them until they leave.
I know you're making a joke, but I'm afraid that won't work on a lot of people...
TMI Ive had a sibling barge in when I was younger and with a gf. And then just stand there staring until I yelled at her to get out...Although to be fair, we didn't keep going. Just kinda paused for that 30 seconds of awkwardness.
...Maybe you're right and I wouldn't have had to yell at her if I kept moving. I'll remember that for next time.
Make eye contact and pick up the pace
Rhett's eyes at 46:11
Women need men to last because we don't finish otherwise. It's not just because it's "fun". And it's not fun never being able to finish
Personally, I like to keep my socks on because my feet cramp up when they get cold. It’s very distracting!
Hehe Rhett did it right 🤣
Random but can y’all please never have cheating scandals? I’m so bummed. Another TH-camr I grew up loving just got exposed for cheating…that’s like.. four now. If either of y’all, I swear! Lol. Them women of yours are too stunning and perfect.
Instead of using the word normal, you could use "typical"
Or we could stop being offended by normal words...
Worry about the words that come out of your mouth, not others
I wasn't offended or worried. They were looking for another word, you goofs! Lol
I’d say a German word for “sucking on something with the intention to lick on it” would be the verb “lutschen” 1:09:56
The girl who wanted to spice things up in the bedroom I would use toys it will change the whole experience.
It used to be "below job" as in below the belt and was then shortened to what is now.