@@Milk-ck1wv Yes I can. We were on a break, not broken up. And he left me, called me a liar and cheater a few days before the most difficult day of my life. He wasn't there when I needed him. He is not my rock, he is a rock thrown in my face. He can go back to his sock.
What hurt about this is he left the listener when she needed him the most, all alone. I mean the last 9 days are so intense, and then being alone trying to give birth and having to have c-section and just for then for him to come back. That is traumatizing. And to be so quick with assumptions, giving up everything so easily. He has alot to prove and make up for her. Damn, this one was so emotional! 10/10👍
Something like this actually happened to my best friend and it nearly destroyed her. She did everything to prove it to him, he dragged his feet with the paternity test, finally took it and she was his, **literally looks like him**
“You’re not the father.” “But the test said-“ “You said she’s not yours. So, no, you are NOT the father. And she is not your daughter. And I’m not your anything.” “…” “Get out.”
@@RinTheRebel no 💀 I planned my whole schooling time, including university, in order to have no math classes. This man ain't ruining that. Not happening. I succeeded in my avoiding maths plan. Lemme alone now 😭
Obviously it wasn’t just math that did that, he subconsciously doesn’t want to be the father. That came from deep rooted insecurities, he thought he wanted to be the father but he was having doubts. Which caused him to freak out, I honestly would’ve either gotten back with him and forced him to take therapy, or I would’ve said get away from me. 😅
Also his math was wrong bc he did something along the lines of adding the days in the months (it will get you the wrong answer) but instead pregnancy can last up to 40-42 weeks which means 280-294 days, but if he would’ve studied it properly he would’ve gotten the right answer. So yall don’t do that 😅
Honestly, I ain't letting him come back that easily after the stress he caused WHILE PREGNANT?! Things can go wrong and hurt the mother and the baby. The mother deserves better bec someone can't do basic math and make dumbass assumptions 🙃😂
Nah cuz he hes gonna act like this. Ima be a single mother cuz aint no way i would take a man that doubts me back. The trust is gone i would het a dna test done and be like yo there is the test ur her father
Funny how HE’S the one jumping the gun and messing things up but you are being a victim blamer. Have fun finding a long term partner woth an attitude like that
This was so adorable. And it is so true, we need to throw this whole 9 months pregnancy thing out the window because it is so wrong and causes so much trouble. It’s 40 weeks…40 WEEKS… the math needs to math😅
@@Call_me_bree I could go for an hour listing down all the health/life threatening conditions ahead of me going through the pregnancy, risking losing my job, my body will never be the same again - and he thinks making a ritualized promise in front of bunch of witnesses that he is in this for the long run is too much of a commitment? Pathetic. Why have a family with this man? Hell, why have a _coffe_ with this man? He's a loser and he's wasting my time.
It was a narative choice. I usually have end screens too, but I wanted the ending to be abrupt. Ultimately, the listener picked the name, so only you know the next line.
Okay when he said she's not my baby that got me mad I swear then a red flag is " she is my baby lets get back together" the listener should've said nope you can see her but I'm not getting back with you that's what should have happen
This was amazing!!! I’m crying now, the baby is adorable, but my heart is still shattered of the title 🥲 But this was amazing to listen to!!! Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤ Love your audio!!!😊
I love all the little things you added! (Yes, even the toilet one >.>") It's so cuuute! Damn, almost gave me baby fever again 😭 (just almost e.e) You did sooo great! As usual, but I feel like I didn't tell you for a while how great of a VA you are, so there you go 💙
Considering stress can increase the chances of moms hemorrhaging >.> that uhh could even be a the little reason leading to a momma passing giving birth sooo be tender with preg people :(
Math almost never math's for a firstborn. My sister was 10 days late, and my older nephew was a couple of weeks to the point they had to induce. I'm only 4 minutes in, but that is something I would bring up in this scenario. Cheerio, I'm going back in.
Yes a pregnancy lasts 40 weeks, or 10 months because you count from the last period. Also spern can survive up to 5 days (i think) in the uterus(?) So that leaves a lot of time for fertilisation. (Not 100% sure about the last part so don't quote me on that)
The math ain’t mathing? The relationship aint relationshiping? Your baby ain’t gonna be your babying? But the relationship is now relationshiping? The marriage is marriaging?
Ohgod that listener is so kind. She hasn't done anything wrong but she still said 'thank you' . If that were me, I would get furious and go crazy, just keep saying 'fuxkkkkkkkk hahahahaha! Sorry, I'm rude🙊
This man would not like me very much for about a week and a part of me would enjoy it with this man being a human pillow , cooking and any other thing i can find
I had to pause for a second. That lullaby was in a white stuffed bear my great grandma gave to me before she died of breath cancer, so if y'all could PLEASEEEE find it 😭🙏🏼
(the first part of the asmr when he was all happy and in awe of baby stuff) OMG GUYS THIS IS HUSBAND MATERIAL 😍✨If my husband isn't like this man I don't want him well the first part when he was in awe of the baby clothes (the last part of the down hill) But were saved we are the mother were good bbg's out there Love you pookie with these audios keep up the good work
You know if he really didn't believe the kid was his there's one simple way to solve this, it's called get a DNA test their problem solved… now be prepared to pay child support
Sometimes pregnancy takes longer or shorter than expected. It’s not always 9 months. My own birth is proof of that. I was supposed to be born December 12th, 1995. Instead, I was born January 19th, 1996. I was a month over my expected due date and my mom was swearing to ground me the moment I was born, LOL! Luckily for me, I had two things in my favor: 1. I was too cute when I was born that my mom forgave me the moment she saw me. 2., and this is probably the best part, the specific day I was born was incredibly important to my mom’s family. Three years prior, my mom’s sister was expecting her first son but there were very unfortunate circumstances with her pregnancy. She ended up losing her son before he was even born. Had he lived, his birthdate would have been January 19th, 1993. I was born the exact day my cousin was supposed to be. As soon as my mom realized what day I was born, she called her sister to tell her about the little miracle that happened. My aunt was in tears as it almost felt like her son was with me and making sure I was born safely. Although I know I gave my mom a hard time with her pregnancy with me and making her wait another month, I’m very happy that I was born on such a special day. It really does feel like my cousin is with me and watching over me. I love him very much! If I ever get pregnant and have the baby’s father beside me and something like this happens, I’ll be sure to assure him that situations like this can happen. It happened with me, after all. It’s best to clear any misconceptions up before accusations are made. And I’m sure I’ll tell my partner about my own birth as soon as I’m expecting just so we can be prepared in case anything does happen.
@@UTC_Audio From what I understand, a lot of people are still under the assumption that pregnancy only lasts 9 months. Until recent years, I also thought it was common for children to be born within 9 months and that overdue birthdates were rare. They are often portrayed in media, but I thought it was more of a running gag for pregnant mothers-to-be to complain about still being pregnant past their due date. Now I understand that 9 months is actually the safe period of time to wait until the child is born. Hopefully this does become more well known these days. I'm glad you enjoyed my story. I was just so strongly reminded of the situation with my birth listening to this ASMR. Luckily, my dad didn't pull the stunt this dad did. I was just reminded of it because of the complications of the time not seeming to match up with long long pregnancies can actually last. As much grief as it caused my mom, I'm really glad that I was born on such a day that it felt like a miracle for my family. Things like this really do make you believe in guardian angels and miracles and stuff, I guess.
While development taking 9 months is the common idea, in reality most pregnancies take 40 weeks (not a perfect number for months) By week 36 you are nine months pregnant I assume 36 weeks ago we were 'on a break' So the Listener was likely already pregnant before then (Or, that's what I got from it?)
If this was posted in march, amd we're 9 months pregnant, that means we got pregnant in july, not September since from march to September its only 7 months 💀 (yes i did count that in my fingers..)
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''There's no way she's going to forgive me after that!''
You're right I ain't sir. You just lost your dad privileges.
🤣🤣🤣
I would be like that I mean seriously why are you acting like we're still together 😂
“The math ain’t mathing “
WELL BODYS DONT BODY LIKE THAT😭
That’s what I’m saying 😭😭😭
The fact it went from happy to not so happy real quick.
Same.
😂
Frrr
“Your dads a bit dumb”
I think dad skipped the 3rd grade.
THE FACT I SKIPPED TWO GRADES
so true like bro sorry to break it to ya bud but ur dad cant do simple maths🤣🤣 like come on
Or maybe every grade after that
Did he sleep through math for a couple of years???🤣
@@Lily-gj6vz if he was a teenager, probably 😭
_Taking him back?_ He'll be lucky if I ever let him see his child! How are you ever gonna trust a man like this again?
I mean can you blame him for being suspicious? They took a break
@@Milk-ck1wv Yes I can. We were on a break, not broken up. And he left me, called me a liar and cheater a few days before the most difficult day of my life. He wasn't there when I needed him. He is not my rock, he is a rock thrown in my face. He can go back to his sock.
@@Milk-ck1wvmy guy didn’t even start with asking for a dna test, just straight to accusations
What hurt about this is he left the listener when she needed him the most, all alone. I mean the last 9 days are so intense, and then being alone trying to give birth and having to have c-section and just for then for him to come back. That is traumatizing. And to be so quick with assumptions, giving up everything so easily. He has alot to prove and make up for her. Damn, this one was so emotional! 10/10👍
Honestly i wouldn't let him near my baby until i forgave him, witch would probably be a while since i struggle forgiving people😅
Valid
Ok so I'm not the only one that's great
He better not help her with math homework later
what kind of „logic“ is bro doing here😭😭math really ain’t mathing 💀
Math never maths to me 😁
Real
Something like this actually happened to my best friend and it nearly destroyed her. She did everything to prove it to him, he dragged his feet with the paternity test, finally took it and she was his, **literally looks like him**
My bio dad said I wasn't his even after the paternity test, lol
@@hannahleigh6152my bio dad ran away ☺️
“You’re not the father.”
“But the test said-“
“You said she’s not yours. So, no, you are NOT the father. And she is not your daughter. And I’m not your anything.”
“…”
“Get out.”
Damn
👏👏👏👏
The true villain is and always has been basic math. Lol
I told UTC I hated him for actually making me doing maths for this script 😂
@@naelan9 UTC on his way to becoming our Math teachers asking about Homework
@@RinTheRebel no 💀 I planned my whole schooling time, including university, in order to have no math classes. This man ain't ruining that. Not happening. I succeeded in my avoiding maths plan. Lemme alone now 😭
Math does mean Mental Abuse To Humans.
That is so accurate, the only thing I'm struggling with is math in college 😭
Woah, he’s talking about marriage after he just accused her of cheating?Clearly there’s a lack of trust here….
🤣So true
That’s crazy 💀
Obviously it wasn’t just math that did that, he subconsciously doesn’t want to be the father. That came from deep rooted insecurities, he thought he wanted to be the father but he was having doubts. Which caused him to freak out, I honestly would’ve either gotten back with him and forced him to take therapy, or I would’ve said get away from me. 😅
Also his math was wrong bc he did something along the lines of adding the days in the months (it will get you the wrong answer) but instead pregnancy can last up to 40-42 weeks which means 280-294 days, but if he would’ve studied it properly he would’ve gotten the right answer. So yall don’t do that 😅
all you gotta put in the bio is "instantly regrets it" and it will be a Dhar Mann video
So you see
@@luckyeight4148 lol that got me good🤣🤣🤣
"It's called logic!-"
🧍♂️Sir, I myself was born premature, a whole 2 months early-
Nice PSA video for letting people know about the dangers of not passing your 3rd grade Math quiz. You are doing the Lord's work ❤
He # really dumb on math
yes, when he realized his mistake i was
Dumbass..you done messed up. @@julygranger2946
Honestly, I ain't letting him come back that easily after the stress he caused WHILE PREGNANT?! Things can go wrong and hurt the mother and the baby.
The mother deserves better bec someone can't do basic math and make dumbass assumptions 🙃😂
Nah cuz he hes gonna act like this. Ima be a single mother cuz aint no way i would take a man that doubts me back. The trust is gone i would het a dna test done and be like yo there is the test ur her father
FACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
But you'd also demand child support and force him to pay for the child it's not like you'd get a actual job 😂😂
@@sammywilliam8156 tf you talking about or on bugga boo
Funny how HE’S the one jumping the gun and messing things up but you are being a victim blamer. Have fun finding a long term partner woth an attitude like that
@xxangelaurarenegadexx5144 where is the part where i gave af about your opinion
“Future husband” PFFFFFTTTTT- Absolutely not.
SO OFFENDED AT BEING DOUBTED LIKE THAT😤😤😤
Math homework? No! Mommy's gonna take care of that, yeah- I'm good at math. 😂
This was so adorable. And it is so true, we need to throw this whole 9 months pregnancy thing out the window because it is so wrong and causes so much trouble. It’s 40 weeks…40 WEEKS… the math needs to math😅
I thought it was 48
@noploxq5593 38 actually, but the baby can take a bit longer so it can go to 40
And the fact that it coute with either the first or last day of ur period not tje actusll dade of baby making
I am carrying this man's child and he's just _a boyfriend?_ That's a promising start 🤨
LOL NAHHH💀🤚🏽
@@Call_me_bree I could go for an hour listing down all the health/life threatening conditions ahead of me going through the pregnancy, risking losing my job, my body will never be the same again - and he thinks making a ritualized promise in front of bunch of witnesses that he is in this for the long run is too much of a commitment?
Pathetic.
Why have a family with this man? Hell, why have a _coffe_ with this man? He's a loser and he's wasting my time.
@@Danka42 FR YOU ATE😝❤️🔥
"shes not my baby"
Me: looking at him in disbelief😭
“She’s not mine “
Me:looks at him like b****
2:02 that lullaby was actually in my childhood toy 🤨
okay im about to cry from the title and the intro itself , seriously UTC ?? ✋😭
okay i cried lol both sad and happy tears haha
Ngl the lullaby caught me off guard i thought my siblings were going through me stuff again 💀
Same, it reminded me of a baby toy I had
6:53 Boy you mean "ex"
11:33 But we broke up...
15:28 I forgive you
the audio just cut off when it said "welcome to the world my little-" like damn but this was adorable! Math shall always be the villain
It was a narative choice. I usually have end screens too, but I wanted the ending to be abrupt. Ultimately, the listener picked the name, so only you know the next line.
@@UTC_Audio Ahh alright but i loved it!
THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FAST
UTC, coming in hot with the cruelty!
Imagine if we died, UTC! And that's the last words you said to us!
AND YOU DOUBTED US!!!!
I think I would've preferred that so he'll regret it
@@yuumisnow I waited until the end to see if it would happen! I was almost 100% sure it would!!!
Maybe we can hope for an alternate ending where we get that?@@babbzilla
@@jazmine6705 And another catastrophic devastating situation brought upon us by maths!
DAMN YOU, MATHS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
Maybe a dream that his math wasn't mathing and we died. (Great possiblity for a reverse comfort video)
Bro got happy and cool then turn fake and don't know what he said when he was at the hospital
Okay when he said she's not my baby that got me mad I swear then a red flag is " she is my baby lets get back together" the listener should've said nope you can see her but I'm not getting back with you that's what should have happen
Y’all are better than me. I would have taken him back. I do chances.
Math ain't mathing. Ever heard of premature babies and such? Heck I was 4 weeks early-
See i was the opposite, 3 weeks late.
I was 3 weeks late too!
I was a whole 2 weeks early, myself 😭
I was either 8 or 14 weeks early, I don't remember
Aight, pack yo bags, bro. This yo last strike
"little shrimp" HELP ME LORD 😭😭
Bro messed up big time
Hes excitement turned into suspicion turned into confusion to "wait Im the father?!?!?!"
The switch up crazy
Well this escalated quickly 😮
Him: *Does the math and cusses me out*
Me: *Stares at him blankly*
My brain: I got knocked up by a dumba-
Sum um this episode in one sentence : The math ain't mathin xD
✋😭 I would NOT have let that man join me in the hospital, hell I'd rather my parents be with me at that point
This is the definition of boy math-
Hunny, that's not how bodies work, its takes a little bit for a baby to GROW-
Where we even asked if we want this dude in our Emergency C-Section room AFTER he just left us for "cheating"?! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT HIM THERE GIRL
This is legit my parents at my birth except I was born with gastroschisis so I had to stay in the hospital for three months...
This was amazing!!! I’m crying now, the baby is adorable, but my heart is still shattered of the title 🥲 But this was amazing to listen to!!! Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤
Love your audio!!!😊
Thank you so much
@@UTC_Audioyou’re welcome ☺️
I love all the little things you added! (Yes, even the toilet one >.>")
It's so cuuute! Damn, almost gave me baby fever again 😭 (just almost e.e)
You did sooo great! As usual, but I feel like I didn't tell you for a while how great of a VA you are, so there you go 💙
Skibidy Toilet thanks you
@@UTC_Audio Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Me.
😂😂
@@naelan9😂😂😂
"I bet flowers and chocolate would smooth things over" OH REALLY? You dumb thing better bring DIAMONDS after all this trauma.. Damn... 🙄
I MEAN, WHEN HE GON PUT A RING ON IT???? A BABY IS ALREADY IN HER TUMMY BUT STILL NO DIAMOND 💍
‘By a woman like you’
Actually I’m non binary-
💀💀
... Math... am I right?
Considering stress can increase the chances of moms hemorrhaging >.> that uhh could even be a the little reason leading to a momma passing giving birth sooo be tender with preg people :(
"Let me just melt while I look at her"...moments later...
Ain't no way... I'd have the nurse kick him out. There's no way I'd let him near me or my kid after that bs..🙄 gtfo 😰
Nah bro is not treating me and my baby like this (Im a boy and never plan to have kids) 💀
Math almost never math's for a firstborn. My sister was 10 days late, and my older nephew was a couple of weeks to the point they had to induce. I'm only 4 minutes in, but that is something I would bring up in this scenario. Cheerio, I'm going back in.
“Flowers and chocolate” haha. 😂 that’s really funny. THATS REALLYYYY FUNNY.
Nah no WAY. He treated her that way and she APOLOGIZED in the delivery room?!
Yes a pregnancy lasts 40 weeks, or 10 months because you count from the last period.
Also spern can survive up to 5 days (i think) in the uterus(?) So that leaves a lot of time for fertilisation.
(Not 100% sure about the last part so don't quote me on that)
Oh my god baby girl crying is cute🥰💕
3:01 that’s when you know- you duck up-
Bro this made my shit cry ( hey guys hey utc 😀)
The math ain’t mathing?
The relationship aint relationshiping?
Your baby ain’t gonna be your babying?
But the relationship is now relationshiping?
The marriage is marriaging?
"I just thought I was"
Sir SIR. You cannot be frl.
Ohgod that listener is so kind. She hasn't done anything wrong but she still said 'thank you' . If that were me, I would get furious and go crazy, just keep saying 'fuxkkkkkkkk hahahahaha! Sorry, I'm rude🙊
Him: you should be mad but instead you're js smiling at me.😊
Me: does this look like a smile to you?👹
This was the weirdest roller coaster 😅
Not the Cliffhanger.... I need more parts to this story....
My little-
My little WHAT?
SHRIMP? EXCUSE YOU?
I know right! I was like "don't call my baby a shrimp! Ill knock your lights out!"
Butter is crying in a corner but still approves your video
The acting is so well done
If my bf broke up with me over MATH. istg
This man would not like me very much for about a week and a part of me would enjoy it with this man being a human pillow , cooking and any other thing i can find
I had to pause for a second.
That lullaby was in a white stuffed bear my great grandma gave to me before she died of breath cancer, so if y'all could PLEASEEEE find it 😭🙏🏼
I spent a lot of time looking, but the lullaby isn't particular to any bear. Sorry.
@@UTC_Audio you're fine.. thanks for looking.. can you tell me the lullaby's name please? It'll be nice to listen to it more in memory of her 🫂
Ok so first of all it is yours and you are never ever aloud to see her never
What is the baby name you can't just leave me on cliffhanger that's not fair 😢
Its for you to decide!
@@UTC_Audio Can it be Bella 🤩
I’m horrible at names so I’m just going to agree on Bella 😂
I HAVE A STUFFED HIPPO THAT PLAYS THAT SAME LULABY OMG
I think if I was there, I’d named her Anala,that means fire because she’s burns the brightest under the stars
“Just tell her to hold on” ERM IM GOING INTO A C SECTION LABOR WHAT😢
At least I’m good at math…I’ll
Help with your homework..
(the first part of the asmr when he was all happy and in awe of baby stuff) OMG GUYS THIS IS HUSBAND MATERIAL 😍✨If my husband isn't like this man I don't want him well the first part when he was in awe of the baby clothes (the last part of the down hill) But were saved we are the mother were good bbg's out there
Love you pookie with these audios keep up the good work
I’d scream at him to get out the delivery room and make the doctors call security to throw him out 🤷♀️
You know if he really didn't believe the kid was his there's one simple way to solve this, it's called get a DNA test their problem solved… now be prepared to pay child support
Me when i got to the married part: "So you where lying about the toilet seat 😂😂😂"
🎉THE KING POSTED
Sometimes pregnancy takes longer or shorter than expected. It’s not always 9 months. My own birth is proof of that. I was supposed to be born December 12th, 1995. Instead, I was born January 19th, 1996. I was a month over my expected due date and my mom was swearing to ground me the moment I was born, LOL!
Luckily for me, I had two things in my favor: 1. I was too cute when I was born that my mom forgave me the moment she saw me. 2., and this is probably the best part, the specific day I was born was incredibly important to my mom’s family. Three years prior, my mom’s sister was expecting her first son but there were very unfortunate circumstances with her pregnancy. She ended up losing her son before he was even born. Had he lived, his birthdate would have been January 19th, 1993. I was born the exact day my cousin was supposed to be. As soon as my mom realized what day I was born, she called her sister to tell her about the little miracle that happened. My aunt was in tears as it almost felt like her son was with me and making sure I was born safely.
Although I know I gave my mom a hard time with her pregnancy with me and making her wait another month, I’m very happy that I was born on such a special day. It really does feel like my cousin is with me and watching over me. I love him very much! If I ever get pregnant and have the baby’s father beside me and something like this happens, I’ll be sure to assure him that situations like this can happen. It happened with me, after all. It’s best to clear any misconceptions up before accusations are made. And I’m sure I’ll tell my partner about my own birth as soon as I’m expecting just so we can be prepared in case anything does happen.
I did play up the 9 month thing as a plot point. Hopefully dads these days are more informed. Thank you for sharing your story.
@@UTC_Audio From what I understand, a lot of people are still under the assumption that pregnancy only lasts 9 months. Until recent years, I also thought it was common for children to be born within 9 months and that overdue birthdates were rare. They are often portrayed in media, but I thought it was more of a running gag for pregnant mothers-to-be to complain about still being pregnant past their due date. Now I understand that 9 months is actually the safe period of time to wait until the child is born. Hopefully this does become more well known these days.
I'm glad you enjoyed my story. I was just so strongly reminded of the situation with my birth listening to this ASMR. Luckily, my dad didn't pull the stunt this dad did. I was just reminded of it because of the complications of the time not seeming to match up with long long pregnancies can actually last. As much grief as it caused my mom, I'm really glad that I was born on such a day that it felt like a miracle for my family. Things like this really do make you believe in guardian angels and miracles and stuff, I guess.
“thats far from being enough” you’re right it is far from being enough. Now get out
Take him back? Hahahahaha literally block him and move back to Brazil muahahahah bro never ever seeing his NOT daughter
HEY. HEY ME. HES RIGHT. DONT FORGIVE HIM SO QUICKLY.
Not gonna lie, I would have told him to get out when he walked in the hospital room.
Lol, my dad did this to my mom, and she maked him kneel every day with flowers to be able to get inside the house.
The end made me cry bc it’s so cute ❤
Can someone explain his calculation error to me, English is not my first language and I am terrible at math in any language lol
While development taking 9 months is the common idea, in reality most pregnancies take 40 weeks (not a perfect number for months)
By week 36 you are nine months pregnant
I assume 36 weeks ago we were 'on a break'
So the Listener was likely already pregnant before then
(Or, that's what I got from it?)
Yep!
the math is not mathing
h-hold on they went on a 3 week break and he wasn't even there 👁👄👁 this is getting JUICY
If this was posted in march, amd we're 9 months pregnant, that means we got pregnant in july, not September since from march to September its only 7 months 💀 (yes i did count that in my fingers..)