DARTH TRUMP - Auralnauts
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"I love war, but only when we win"
That scene was PERFECT!
+Augusto Konrad By the way, when was the last time we won a war? LMAO
'When was the last time we won a war!'
+Jill Freedman Grenada? Battle of the Beach Bulge.
+alex mclaughlin The last war that was officially declared by Congress...WWII.
+Love Big Cats The U.S. missed the first three years of that one.
I have the most midichlorians, the doctor said he's never seen anyone with this many midichlorians
Doug Wingate is true thi
Truth was written here.
Midichlorians don't exist
Word
@@AntilleanConfederation Don't be a dumb shit.
7 years later...and it still doesn't get old. 😂
Lando: (Is trying to talk to Vader)
Vader: *T r u m p s t e a k s*
Let's build another Death Star and make the Rebels pay for it.
lol
White Void
It's a great plan,that way when they blow it up we don't have to worry about money.They wasted their own money!
I know-Believe me.
Best comment on here for shure! Not that is anything special everyone else is just quoting or doing fucking smilies xD :) ;) !!!
I know - Believe me
TRUMP WON!
Your comment was a positive experience.
I'm going to build a Death Star and make Rebel Scum pay for it.
+Samniss Arandeen #makethegalaxygreatagain
Rebels: "No way!"
Darth Trump: "That Death Star just got 10 miles wider."
The Rebel Alliance isn't sending us their best; they're sending us people with a lot of problems; angsty teenagers, drug runners, wookiees...
lolololololol #Prankstergangsternation
OK that was good
"That's not true!"
"No it's true"
"That's impossible!"
"No no no it happened. All of that stuff happened"
"NOOOOOOO!"
"So here's the good news. So Macy's..."
"I hit somebody in the face with a padlock"
No choice - your sanity or your life. Luke had to jump.
“How dare the press not believe me that i went after my mother with a hammer”
When he turns his head at 3:01 and saids “but only when we win” I died laughing.
I wish you did.
@@iim4xii129 Tf
I almost missed it laughing at "...but only when we win *cue Darth Vader theme*"
I actually thought he said that and looked for this comment but couldnt find it lmfao
“Whoah.....The rebels!” I’m dying LMFAO
Loooooool
I love how they somehow found those sound bites of Trump to splice that in.
@@Agent1W Easy to do, they're all over the TV and internet!
@Thunderrunner I can do a few different impressions... my best is probably Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Also, a decent John Cleese (when he's like... spastic,) Tommy Chong, Sean Connery...
maybe a few others, but that's about it! :-)
Everytime he said Whoah.....! actually though Lol hahaha 😅😂🤣
4:19 I love how trump keeps talking after the elevator closes XD
Life just jeeps cutting him off.
head massage asmr
And to THINK: These things are just the things he said before 2016. Imagine the absolute gold there is to mine for a sequel.
This needs a part two. The amount of source material generated in the past 5 years is too good to let go to waste.
If only you could see 2023!
They'd be hard pressed to make the newer stuff watchable, let alone good.
"Whoa~! The rebels."
Fucking LMAO. Every time.
LoL yep
woa !
"I love war, but only when we win"
Classic Tump
Admiral, when did we last time win a war?
The biggest laugh for me, it fits the character of darth. Only when we win.
Well he must hate it then😂
Sounds more like a line democrats would say.
(Choking) “You’re fired.”
i love how they never let him finish his sentece, like theyve learned over time that if you let him keep going you'll be standing there for hours
"The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to- ah!"
"You're fired."
Perfect.
I about lost it on that one :D That and the timing of the Trump Steaks scene, PERFECTO.
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+Auralnauts Great video Auralnauts! This has made me more excited for Episode VII somehow :P
+Auralnauts Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!
+Smidt Tom Yeah, just chill.
+Auralnauts I'm voting TRUMP and I love this. I almost lost my shit!
+Auralnauts 4:27 - 5:28
I just love how the door closes when he is still talking.
I was just going to say that. you beat me to it. 🤣😂
You mean the elevator door
But that’s okay
The part where Luke lets go and drops to get away from it is just as good lol
@@ChildovGhad his incoherent ramblings led Luke to suicide
@@nathangiovanni3750 "elevator door" = "elevator" + "door", aka a door, for an elevator. It baffles me that you think calling an elevator door a door is inaccurate. It's still a door. They just decided not to specify that it's an elevator door, because they didn't think it was important to their comment. I don't understand why you felt the need to try to correct that.
Edit: and now I see that this was 3 years ago, so maybe you'll be just as baffled as me.
The way he just stopped talking when Luke jumped from the tower thing... 😂
Make the Galaxy Great Again.
omg the timing on some of these scenes is just TOO good XD
scratch that. ALL of these XD
Joshua Ford that ending was funny with the Trump ghost and he still won't stop talking LOL
“I am more militaristic than anyone in this room” Lmao
it's funny becasue it's true lmao
@@medalgear654 THIS MAN
"WHOA!! The Rebels!"
Btw, when's the last time we won a war
Mike Schaeffer when have we not been at war? lol
A Trump parody that's actually funny and everyone can enjoy. Bravo.
fuck *rump
I’m a Trump fan and this was great!
All Trump parodies are hilarious, because he's such a fucking clown!
I find this video super offensive because I actually like Darth Vader! 🤣🤣🤣
@@sirjadly same here. his constant idiotic buffoonery and incoherent rambling goes so well with the dialogue…especially when he gets cut off by his colleagues or the end of the scene
The endless babbling in all those scenes...omg, that's just gold.
Adding hair to Vader when he took his mask off had me dying lol
Still looks better with his skin burned to a crisp than Trump does with his spray-tanned flesh hanging off his skull
That was the best reveal I’ve ever seen.
"See these cufflinks from Macy's?"
I lost it. Absolutely brilliant.
This never gets old.
the fuckin' billboard on the star destroyer kills me everytime 😂
3:01 when he turns and says “but only when we win.” Literally looks like the shot was meant for that! This video is so good! I’m dying XD
4:28
this "wooah" cracks me up
woah
that part is funny
I think it's so funny when he says
Hey Bill and he starts rambling
lol, me too.
Fucking hell it's so well timed
How could ANYONE ‘thumbs down’ this fucking video. I’ve been watching this for 5 fucking years, I STILL send it to people, I STILL quote lines from it regularly...it’s genius. ‘I just released my financials, they’re great.’
You know how many times a week I mention THE NEVADA POLL??!?
This was uploaded 2015? This should be redone now in 2021. So much greatness
Vader/Trump: *Turns to admiral and starts choking him* "You're fired."
Perfect scene lol!
I think that was Schiff
Yeah! Awesome. And his monologue towards Luke after he defeatet him in Cloudcity
Lol
Would have been funnier if instead on the screen it was Putin 😂😂
That was Admiral Ozzel played by Michael Sheard.
I am seeing this in 2019 for the first time, pure genius
jaggededges same I like trump and I’m fucking dying this shit is hilarious
2020, so don't feel bad about being late
@@manuelroberts7379 I hate the draft dodging fatass and this is hilarious
2020 now, still good...
I agree. I love Trump but this is fantastic :)
I've loved Auralnauts for a long time but hadn't seen this one until tonight. Holy shit I love you Auralnauts. This was fucking ace and I really needed a good chuckle.
8 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos ever.
I just went to the Sharper Image and asked for a Trump steak. I explained that is was the most flavorful steak in the world and how excited I was. They were not amused.
+JC POWERS For some reason, they end up giving you the Skittleshits.
oh god
😂
+JC POWERS *_TRUMP'S A ROCK STAR!!_*
Lmfao😂😂😂😂
This. Will. Go. Viral.
Who are you?
+YOYO MAN Hesbatman
+Batman certainly funny enough, but maybe too long
like all their vids
+Batman I hope so, these guys are brilliant. There other videos are amazing too
My favorite is where Darth Trump goes from talking about hitting someone with a padlock to his deal with Macy’s which drives Luke to madness
He started telling Luke about Christmas@Macys… it sent luke over the edge (*literally)…
this is amazing and I can't believe I'm just seeing this in 2024!! LOL
I love how trumps rambling about Macy’s just drove luke to suicide
Well, it was less of a suicide and more of an escape.
He gets rescued by Lando and Leia as he's hanging off the antenna.
Btw, I do not recommend that move. RF signals will cook a person's muscles.
And why the hell is he talking to Boba Fett about steak rofl
@@generaltech512 Boba Fett likes steak, but he can’t always go to one of the world’s finest steakhouses or a Trump Resort. Every backwater spaceport has a Sharper Image, and now they sell Trump Steaks.
They drove me to suicide; hello from the afterlife.
@@generaltech512 that was my favorite part of the video. That whole pitch for Trump steaks had me in tears!
"The Border is a disaster, Bill." ...killin' me.
...that and Darth Trump rambling on and on and Luke just can't take it and leaps to his certain demise.
Matt Poslusny that part was hilarious af XDD
That “woah” when he slips at 4:29 cracks me up
"I'm gonna have a general who's so mean and so smart..."😂😂
We Will Make The Empire Great Again!
Brah Sumatra Its Great Now I'm a #Jetihater
XxGamerbossxX Roblox,Android,Unboxing,andmore F*** the Jedi, they're Terrorists.
Brah Sumatra Indo?
Mujin Park Perhaps?
Brah Sumatra yep The US Empire
When Luke took off Vader's helmet Trump should of said the hair is real
lol yea
lol
6:35 I like the sign even blend in with the background
i already miss him yuuuuuugely. compared to what we have now this was pure joy.
@ThatMNTishman
Not as insane as your culture's idols. Have fun suuuggin Ezra Miller's schlongus. :)
@ThatMNTishman You mean sane.
This needs to be a 3 hour long feature length epic movie.
They need to remake the original trilogy but with Trump vader
Cool now make Hilary Palpatine. She has the face for it.
She's much uglier than Palpatine!
+MrOnomatopoiea thats flaw
With that shrill witch laugh, she is definitely the emperor, only about 100 points lower in IQ
George Soros is Palpatine, don't you see it?
MattyFizzle04 sorry I don't support the embodiment of corruption.
"You're fired" - straight to the point, doesn't mince words.
Just saw this. Regardless of affiliation or lack thereof, this was well put together and hilarious. Love the hair at the end.
4:45 that quick “no, it’s true” 😂🤣
Liam J. Great comedic timing.!!!😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds Just like the Guy from "The Room"
NONONONO IT HAPPENED!
This needs a sequel.
*prequel
@@matveisoykin4182 Yes, Anakin Trumpwalker
"He sent me beautiful letters and we fell in love."
Agreed! Especially now!
It's called 4 more years
3:11 "The border is a disaster bill" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm actually interested in trump steak now
"You're fired" Lmao
That takes on special significance this week ! LOL !
I will build the most tremendous death star you've ever seen, believe me. It's going to be YUUUGE! It'll be such a tremendous death star, and we'll make the rebels pay for it!
Wookies are rapists, murderers. They've gotta go.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you plan to construct. The ability to make Rebels pay for what they've done is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
A big, beautiful, Southern Death Star. With a big beautiful door.
If you have to make it twice, Trump, be sure the width and height of the door are less than four meters the second time. Luke ... there is ... another ... for-- eigner.
☺lol.
win
i love coming back to this for a little giggle every once in a while. this is perfectly made
"I don't know what you're talking about."
-- Us, this entire term.
"WOAH!....the rebels"
+sydable4 That was the best line ;) Also the first chocking scene.
*Off Camera* "By the way when was the last time we won a war?"
The prophecy has come true
America: "The polls told me what happened... They told me _she'd_ be president!"
Trump: "No... _I_ am your president..."
America "no.... That's not true... That's impossible...."
Trump: "Look at Wisconsin, you know it to be true..."
America: "Noooooooooooooooo!"
he is the chosen one
They should have him throw Obama down the shaft.And Say 'I win Big League.
Adam Korzon they should have made some scenes while he eas in the fighter flying in the trench of death star the first
Iman today it became true
So enjoyed this! Over and over again. Thanks.
After four years this video is still good, I actually saw it when it came out.
“Make the Galaxy Great Again” over the Death Star has me dead! Lmao
"I love war in a certain way... But only when we win."
I got this to 66 likes
@@dylanmau6606 you have successfully executed order 66
@Robert Patter idk. Not WW1, WW2 or the Vietnam War. Definitely some older war but not the most famous ones.
@@dylanmau6606 Now you are at 125 likes.
@@jacksonbangs6603 Well, we had it going for a while, but we can't keep Jedi genocide going on forever
Classy stuff indeed! Very enjoyable watching this, he deserves every laugh he invites..
I miss him
Love the lines, timing, and the absurdity.
The sound mixing in this is next level. Extremely well done.
When Trump said "woah" when Luke was climbing made me jump. And there entire conversation was hilarious! 🤣
4 more years! Win baby, just win!
Suck it, loser! Wanting Trump back in again is like willingly voting for Emperor Palpatine...but without the latter's talents or intelligence.
"I love war...but only when we win."
That can't be original.
"And by the way when is the last time we went to war?"
"The clone wars sir. I cost you all your limbs"
LOL It's real I remember from the primaries.
*Won. (Spoder Man)
@Spoder Man he said "won a war"
"No no no it happend, all of that stuff happened!"
"NOOOOO! NOOOoooOO!"
AND THEN HE JUMPS WHILE TRUMP JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING...
@@GiygasTheUnbound I noticed that. Probably thought while looking down "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?"
Beautiful......just beautiful.
This is the greatest thing on the internet, can’t believe just now seeing it
I wonder if Donald Trump actually watched this.
+Agent1W
Trust me he is going to tweet this
+Uzair Djillali Yahud He won't be happy to see Luke fall because he was told the truth about Dr. Ben Carson, but at least the good news is that Luke was told about Trump's cufflinks being sold at Macy's!
+Hissing Kitty Cat! but he also destroyed a lot of it!
Donald Trump do you like it?
(face palm) i have never had one
_"I have the highest Midi-chlorian count in history... It's incredible, also my midi-chlorians are the best midi-chlorians ever. Even the Jedi council said it, and that's why they were against me, they couldn't handle someone as powerful as me, unbelievable!“_
It's true. He has the highest midi-chlorian count.
Which means that you have a lesser amount.
And I am the best pilot ever. I flew a star fighter when I was a kid and blew up a ship from the inside, mind you, I flew inside to blow it up. And then they flung the biggest parade ever, and everybody was there to see me, even the chancellor came to see me. He's such a lovely person. He sends me beautiful letters all the time.
@@scottskidmore8558 He has the best tricks. Some people are saying he does spins. Who does that? right? Spinning? The greatest tricks!
Noises now the Death Star, now that was the result of poor engineering and illegal alien labor. I mean it was a 3 meter exhaust port. EXAUST PORT. EXAUST PORTS EXAUST, THEY DONT INTAKE. Those torpedoes should have blown back out. But it's a win-win. Our new Death Star-it's bigger, it's beautiful,- designed by my bestest smartest brain. No more tiny EXAUST ports, no sir. We'll vent it out quicker thru YUGE exaust ports! I mean I was down there the other day and I said Vader these are beautiful vents. I even flew my fighter thru there, they're so YUGE.
And now Palpatine is coming here-he wrote me beautiful letters when I was a boy-he's coming to see my big beautiful station. And we will trap the rebels, then me and Palpy and Darth Nugent will go Ewok hunting.
Scott Skidmore hahahahaha, such expert writing
this is the best video i have ever seen! perfect!
I was scrolling along and this popped up, haven't seen this for over a year and it's still the best........... please do a part two.
“Sleepy Ben Kenobi never told you what happened to your stable genius of a father, Luke. Luke, I am your stable genius.”
“No-oh!
Bruh! I love how he just keeps talking, and Luke just like nope I’m out!🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@Silmarrillion123 - President Bone Spur would be dropped in ten seconds.
His bloated ass has trouble waddling down a ramp.
Trump is pretty far from being Captain America.
He is a lot more like The Tick, except a lot more flabby.
Nah my brother fainted seeing our father being possessed by weird spirit.
omfg, why I am only seeing this now?! so good
This is some funny stuff by friend and it makes my day every day~!! Must have been a ton of work and you should be rewarded heavily~!!
The "Whoah" part almost killed me, but nothing can truly kill me, I AM THE SENATE!
WHOAH!
It's treason, then.
@@LaraCroftTR lol Palpatine said it...just a reference. Go Trump! Darth or otherwise!! :)
Not. Yet.
NO!!!!! I AM THE SENATE!!!!!
I can't stand how insulting and unfair this video is... to Vader.
In all seriousness, I was actually thinking the same thing. I'm tired of Trump the Chump being compared to great super villains like Darth Vader and Lex Luthor. Trump is more like Biff from the Back to the Future trilogy, especially Back to the Future 2.
+Nick U #BiffTrump
"Trump the Chump"
If he was a chump, then how would he have kicked so much ass in Republican Primaries and currently kick ass by rallying so much support and BTFO'ing hillary constantly?
+Propane Salesman Because Americans are evidently not very bright.
MegaMadman64
Typical liberal. When democracy works in your favor, you adore it. When it works against you, you hate it.
You need to make another of these, we have way more audio of him available! This literally sounds like some of the dialogues he had with people in the White House.
That was brilliant! Thank you! I love Mexico! Best line.
The part where the elevator doors close on Cloud City and he just keeps selling himself...to himself.
Lolz
*MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN*
Mike Stoklasa MEGA
Mike Stoklasa are you the real Mike stoklasa?
Mike Stoklasa Those signs we're hilarious.
Trump 2020!
You're delusional, treasonous trump is make israel great, not America. BTW MAGA now means My Attorney Got Arrested
They didnt edit the Trump steaks part. He really did try to sell steaks at Sharper Images.😅
I really like this..Fr..Good job.
Perfect conversation starter: "HOW DARE THE PRESS NOT BELIEVE I WENT AFTER MY MOTHER WITH A HAMMER!"
Ruby?
@@sugdolomar Yes. Having a cigarette. Even good girls need to break down and be bad lol
@@berlin_42 well then, Welcome to the villains!
Robert E. Lee you said he went after his mother with a hammer. He wanted to hit her in the head.
Trump's own stupid words are some of the best comedy gold.
I remember when i thought we would never have a president as dimwitted as George W. Bush.
The stupid shit he said filled a few daily desk calendars.
Imagine how many fortune cookies could be filled with the stupidity of Donald Trump.
Are there enough strips of paper in the world?
"You don't have to be a total genius to figure this out, even though I am a genius, okay? I am more militaristic than anyone in this room, I love war, in a certain way. But only when we win." My god, I love this guy! XD
He's the greatest. DONALD JOHN TRUMP THE 45TH PRESIDENT
Frögemann Pepe Von Schuürburgenzen the Third H The fact that is something he actually said terrifies the hell out of me.
Zachary Rose we are very thankful!
Brendan = A crying, whining, liberal pussie.
5-2 @FAKES @criss+cross The BOARD #misdirectionEMPLOYED
He should have started talking about Trump Steaks again when Luke took his helmet off.
That little nod the lieutenant gives Vader/Trump when he says "You've known me a long time, Bill, I DO get along with people..." Perfect timing lol
When Luke kills himself to avoid listening!
I'm dying out here!!!! :-D
It was seriously the best part, although we all know Luke survives lol...
LOL
He didn’t try to kill himself. He force-pushed himself into an airlock.
It would make sense. Luke is a Democrat!
I would do the same XD
OMG, I feel like I'm watching Spaceballs again. xD
IKR
It's megamaid sir
I grabbed her by the _____
Need a part 2 of this
4:10
I lost it when the door closed with him still talking about the steaks.