"Mousey~ Hey Mousey~" "Connor?" "In the Garage Mousey! "Connor where are you?" "On the desk Mousey, flip the tenga" "What, I'm gonna touch this and you're gonna say it was used or something?" "Just flip it Mousey, the pay off is huge." "I turned myself into a tenga! I'm CTengaVA!!"
I think what is even more terrifying is if you watch some of those cop shows they struggle to understand how to use a breathalyzer which means that they are DRUNKER than Connor is here
Seeing Connor like this is, pardon the bad pun, sobering. Normally he's so collected but this is the other side of the coin. The Hyde to his Jekyll lol
This is extra funny bc you can genuinely hear when mouse uses her real voice when she gets audibly angry or concerned when Connor says or doesn’t something inappropriate. ADORABLE 🥰
you know what... this is the softest tone of mouse I've ever heard. She sounds like she's either sleepy and is watching Conner's stream to fall asleep to or she just woke up and decided to watch Conner's stream to pass the time
I think this is just every sober to drunk friend conversation Can't really raise your voice when they're drunk if you're trying to steer the conversation
I like how he went "Ikura desu ka?" which means how much? but actually only really used for asking about money and not drunkenness level. Really adds to the scuffness of it all.
You can literally hear how happy she gets when she talks to connor cuz you can hear her smiling the entire time and shes got more pep to her voice than any other time
I like how connor just constantly burbs and hiccups trying to pull himself together only to commit 11 counts of vehicular homicide and talking understandable gibberish
5:57 “Oh Jesus oh gosh Morty! My truck isn’t working. My Mercedes Benz- I’ve always wanted to drive a Mercedes Morty! Oh god there’s a truck! My car won’t start Morty!!” 😂
Man drunk dials Pete thinking he wasn't in the middle of a stream himself and then mouse. Now mouse knows how Connor's chat feel all the time shes medicated. 😂
@@toadfan64 I don't even drive a vehicle. I wouldn't risk my life or others knowing that I have been drinking by getting behind the wheel. Even my family and friends wouldn't because by NOT drinking and driving, we are being responsible adults. And furthermore, I choose not to drink because it is a life choice for me.
the entire time, that engine was screaming! also, one day i want to see meds-zooted Mousey and 0.128 BAL-drunk Connor crash a Vshojo stream without warning.
First time seeing the monke fucked up like this and I gotta say....he's _fuuuuucked_ up fucked up LMAO Streamer mode still mostly active with the jokes and improve, still delivering a good time even if his truck sim deliveries were off, but good lord man...How many in was he at this point? He blew a 0.128 but what was he actually drinking?
I know a bit late, but at a later point he blew again and it came out as 0.21 - he drank more after that tho, so it could have reached smth like 0.25-0.30 in the worst case lmao
Mouse: How many drinks have you had Connor:5 Mouse: No you have not! Connor: 6 Mouse: I've been watching this whole time! Connor: *Mongolian Throat singing intensifies*
@@callme_elllllll101Interesting. Mine goes to 13:50 but past 11:45 is silent. TH-cam must be screwed rn💀 Maybe the end was edited out and youtube broke?
You know Connor is hella drunk when he starts talking like Rick with burps every two seconds.
"BURRRRRP-AH shit I tried" and "Why is the police blockin my-HIC-my way?"
Literally the first thing that came to my mind. Glad this was also the first comment I read XD
@@sjonnohsame here i also thought of rick when he's burping and hiccuping😂
"Mousey~ Hey Mousey~"
"Connor?"
"In the Garage Mousey!
"Connor where are you?"
"On the desk Mousey, flip the tenga"
"What, I'm gonna touch this and you're gonna say it was used or something?"
"Just flip it Mousey, the pay off is huge."
"I turned myself into a tenga! I'm CTengaVA!!"
You couldn't have said it better 😂😂
This is straight up medicated mouse role reversal LMAO
It's really so unique and funny 😂
zoot monke and sober mouse.
And on brand, Connor broke something, again!
Hi Punpun.
I agree!
Goated pfp btw 😊
TRUUUUUE tho
Even drunk he is a better driver than Zen
Henya (when she worked for a rental car company) wrote off 2 cars in a week. Nothing beats that.
Damn, and she's not even here to defend herself 😅
💀 dam 💀
Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! *in kettle*
Just like in Apex?
"How about don't drink and drive?"
"That's crazy you'd say that to me."
Connor is becoming more and more American each and every day.
Pretty sure that's him reverting to his Welsh factory settings
“You gotta drink and drive…it’s the only way I know how” I’m dead
@@KamikaZedMangaLMAO WELSH FACTORY SETTINGS 😂👏
@@KamikaZedMangaHe went to hit the Welsh setting and hit southern drunkard instead.
@@KamikaZedMangaHe’s drinking enough to make a Scotsman proud 😂
A year ago we have a medicated mouse talking to connor
Now, we have drunk connor talking to mousey
why not both? :)
@@jps_user20both sober
@@Godfredozila or both zooted?
It's a wonderful world we live in 🐒🥴 🐀🤣
this is terrifying to watch solely based on the idea somebody somewhere is probably driving just like this while this fucked up irl
It goes to show how drinking and driving truly don't mix at all.
And yet there are people who still act like it's no big deal and will roll their eyes if you talk about how bad it is
I think what is even more terrifying is if you watch some of those cop shows they struggle to understand how to use a breathalyzer which means that they are DRUNKER than Connor is here
in indonesia for sure
@@Bomtaker01Had a drunk driver take out an electrical pole two months ago and it knocked out electricity for a row of houses
God gives his biggest drinks to his truck drivers.
God gives his biggest drinks to his truckest drivers.
@@axelkusanagi4139 goddest gibbers his biggy dwinkys to his trucky wucky dwibers
God gives his biggest keys to his drunkest drivers
God give his biggest trucks to his drink drivers.
God gives his biggest drivers to his truck drinks.
To think that I didn't 100% believed Pete when he said that whenever Connor gets drunk the first person he calls is Ironmouse - but here we are XD
when did he say that
@@navo159 type: ironmouse and cdawgva "aww" moment told by drunk Pete
The video is 6 month old
@@soundhamer thanks mate
I want what they have fr 😂
Technically, he called Pete a couple hours before.
Seeing Connor like this is, pardon the bad pun, sobering. Normally he's so collected but this is the other side of the coin. The Hyde to his Jekyll lol
He's british.
Fun fact the first time we meet Hyde he straight up walks over a child. Cdawg here, drives over them
@@ceresbane No he's not
He's welsh which is in the uk so yes he is british
@@SamienBBdenial
This is extra funny bc you can genuinely hear when mouse uses her real voice when she gets audibly angry or concerned when Connor says or doesn’t something inappropriate. ADORABLE 🥰
Mouse finally understood what it means dealing with zooted person
She always knew. I'm pretty sure one of the first people Connor contacts when he is inebriated is mouse.
@@LITTLEFOOT918 Yeah Pete reveals when Connor gets drunk he always want to talk to Mouse. These two are so adorable ❤
@@LITTLEFOOT918Do you have a clip of Mouse talking about how Connor drunk texted her talking about popcorn I think it was?
@@Red-mg4rosearch up iron mouse and cdawg va “awww” moment told by drunk Pete
Edit: nvm lmao I misread the comment
Therapist: Trucker Connor is not real, he can't hurt you
Trucker Connor:
Ironmouse was so wholesome the entire time while Connor gave up hope lol
you know what... this is the softest tone of mouse I've ever heard. She sounds like she's either sleepy and is watching Conner's stream to fall asleep to or she just woke up and decided to watch Conner's stream to pass the time
It sounds like she's concerned for him... Yet still bullying him it's great
She sounds exactly how my GF sounds when I'm shit faced drunk and both of us are chilling at home.
I think this is just every sober to drunk friend conversation
Can't really raise your voice when they're drunk if you're trying to steer the conversation
I really like this Mousey voice
she sounds just like my uncle it’s really endearing
its a special level of drunk when you try to turn around with barriers on the road
oh how the turns have tabled. No more Monke taking care of zooted Mouse, now its Mouse taking care of the drunk Monke
Dronke
I like how he went "Ikura desu ka?" which means how much? but actually only really used for asking about money and not drunkenness level. Really adds to the scuffness of it all.
incorrect time stamp
I mean ive heard "いくら飲みましたか" but yea its rare
@@brownpaperbag1651 bot
You can literally hear how happy she gets when she talks to connor cuz you can hear her smiling the entire time and shes got more pep to her voice than any other time
Read this at 3:25 and good Lord the giddiness is so real lmaooo
And vice versa! They have such a wholesome relationship
I've seen a lot of videos of people playing video games while drunk and I can tell what, they were no where near this drunk.
7:28
Now this is a drunk response. Reminds me of nights I'm happy to not repeat ever again but look back on, laugh and shake my head.
It feels weird that Connor is more zooted than mouse. It's an entirely different perspective.
I like how connor just constantly burbs and hiccups trying to pull himself together only to commit 11 counts of vehicular homicide and talking understandable gibberish
still easier to understand than xQc lmao
@@itsTyrionOnly thing you can understand from that guy is dude I swear. God knows how he has an audience and a massive one at that
LMAO the _first_ thing he says is "sumimasen, chotto tasukete onegaishimasu."
His default state of mind is crane games
The best part of this is hearing Connor's slipped-out American accent whilst drinking & driving at the same time. 👍
Ironmouse would definitely be the friend to have for times like this
Oh he needs to do a reaction when he's sober
He's asking Mouse...she can't even see over the steering wheel, he really must be drunk.
Bro
Oh that's why I can't see mouse in this clip, she's in the UK side passenger seat
his welsh accent coming out more as well....my man is FADED
"How many drinks have you had?"
"Fifteen."
"What?!"
"Five."
Nice try on the save there, Connor. I think she bought it.
5:57 “Oh Jesus oh gosh Morty! My truck isn’t working. My Mercedes Benz- I’ve always wanted to drive a Mercedes Morty! Oh god there’s a truck! My car won’t start Morty!!” 😂
This is literally just Rick playing
Man i've never seen Connor drunk but god damn its hilarious.
you need to watch his drunk IRL streams or vlogs then lol. He‘s fuckin’ british all right I‘ll tell you that
I now need to see Drunk Connor and Medicated Mouse having a stream together
Was watching Pete’s stream when he drunk dialed Pete. Good to know the chaos continued 😂
Man drunk dials Pete thinking he wasn't in the middle of a stream himself and then mouse. Now mouse knows how Connor's chat feel all the time shes medicated. 😂
1:36
Connor: ˢᶦˣ :⁾
Mouse: I've been watching this whole time >_>
Connor: *𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞*
by the way mouse said "what?" with such horror, you would think he was actually driving for real.
I thought it only happened in cartoons but some people ACTUALLY hiccup and burp when they are drunk. I am so fascinated!
Cause beer is carbonated typically and gas builds up, so burping.
"How many drinks have you had?"
"15- ... 5"
"You did *not* have just 5 drinks."
"..........6"
The instant backdown from 15 to 5 is stellar
6
Connor has singlehandedly made drunk driving uncool.
drunk driving had never been cool to begin with
@@Foervraengdnah people LOVE drunk driving
@@OscarMendez-s8eyeah people love it to death
@@OscarMendez-s8especially those black and white cars that follow you with festive holiday sirens
@@Foervraengdi disagree.😠
As a trucker, this hurt my soul
The engine light being lit in a Mercedes is so damn accurate, tho
What a couple…of besties. 🥰
Drunk connor and zooted mouse would be a hilarious stream
There was a part later in the stream where that was the case.
i dont think ive giggled this damn much while watching a video in so long. cheers Ironmouse and CDawgva. thanks for the good laughs!
This is why you don't drink and drive.
Spoken like a drunk crasher. Giving us drunk drivers a bad name.
@@toadfan64 I don't even drive a vehicle. I wouldn't risk my life or others knowing that I have been drinking by getting behind the wheel. Even my family and friends wouldn't because by NOT drinking and driving, we are being responsible adults. And furthermore, I choose not to drink because it is a life choice for me.
@@toadfan64he took it personally
@@mr.s5165 Spoken like a true drunk crasher, smh.
@@toadfan64they are bad and annoying af
the entire time, that engine was screaming! also, one day i want to see meds-zooted Mousey and 0.128 BAL-drunk Connor crash a Vshojo stream without warning.
Drunk Connor would look at an exploded car and say "I know what's wrong with it. It ain't got no gas in it." The way he acts just reminds me of that.
The fact he straight up callsd mouse when his out of it is a good indication of friendship
0.128 and pouring a new drink? Dude was plastered!
Im sorry the few times he spoke Japanese floored me because of his accent and tone. 😭☠️
Drunk Connor and Medicated Mouse: The Worst Crime Fighting Duo
I think "Drunken Welshman lapsing randomly into Japanese while simulating driving a semi through Europe" is my new favorite genre of comedy.
11:19 Connor’s drunk spanish killed me. 😂
We need a stream with a drunk Connor and a zooted mouse 😂
0:54 “Help step-mouse, I’m stuck.”
I fucking love how she was like "conner you're being silly"
this stream was so good i couldnt stop laughing the moment he got drunk
Is it just me or are Mousey's voice and laugh way cuter than usual in this? I love when she's zooted. 😂
no, they really are! she sounds rly sweet and gentle in this 🥰. so cute
I don’t think she’s zooted in this, it sounds more like she was just watching Connor’s stream to fall asleep, super sleepy lol
When Ironmouse asked him how many drinks he'd had, and his answer was an actual number... x3
"15"
"What?!"
"5"
"You did not have 5 drinks"
"6" 💀
"ive had 5" *starts Mongolian throat singing*
Mouse is so damn adorable in this
Bro was burping more than fucking Rick, lmao.
I need my own ironmouse in my life
even drunk he wholesome except for overconfidence 😂
For the love of God Connor, don't ever quit your day job 😂
First time seeing the monke fucked up like this and I gotta say....he's _fuuuuucked_ up fucked up LMAO
Streamer mode still mostly active with the jokes and improve, still delivering a good time even if his truck sim deliveries were off, but good lord man...How many in was he at this point? He blew a 0.128 but what was he actually drinking?
at 1:28 he mentions he’s had 5. but he does say 15 first as a joke and 6 after saying 5 so who knows!
If i remember correctly he had 5 500ml cans which makes me wonder how he didnt puke on stream. At one point he was burping non stop.
@pit19931 2.5l of beer won't make you puke, however it will make you want to pee non stop
@@andresmartinezramos7513 It makes me puke, I think I may be doing something wrong.
I know a bit late, but at a later point he blew again and it came out as 0.21 - he drank more after that tho, so it could have reached smth like 0.25-0.30 in the worst case lmao
Finally we get to witnesses for the first time live, and she wasn't kidding 😂
Acts like Old Joseph "Help me! Oh my God!" and calls Mouse while being drunk
Mouse: How many drinks have you had
Connor:5
Mouse: No you have not!
Connor: 6
Mouse: I've been watching this whole time!
Connor: *Mongolian Throat singing intensifies*
Sometimes he goes so deep, he just sounds like a didgeridoo lol.
Man even in video games, connor cant stop breaking cars
Connor went on a BOOZE CRUISE, He's gods drunkest driver fr fr.
Tables have turned, its Zooted Connor and sober Mouse now.
He does the same hicup as Rick from Rick & Morty
Actual cartoon character moment with those hiccups and burps...
I think this is the first time we've had a sober Mouse with a zooted Connor
"Dale" - Connor 2023
Why is this so hilarious and cute?!
Ironmom be like: "Oh no, what happened to Fancy Boy, is he sad, why is he drinking???"
Best episode of Nightrider I ever seen, Don't remember Kit being female though...
*The return of trucker Connor!*
“Just listen to my voice” yes ma’am
“Don’t crash.”🗣️🔥
My dawg totally drunk 💀
3:22 iron mouse kinda sounds like a concerned wife no shipping just weird how it lines up
The cartoon character hiccups every sentence really make this.
Imagine if he was driving like this way and it wasnt what we all expected as ironmouse is in the passenger seat
"Don't drink and drive or this is going to happen to you" sounds fun, I'm in
Help me, step-mouse, I'm stuck
Connor: "Stepmouse, I'm stuck"
3:40 "What's a Liquor? I don't lick things."
Zooted & Wasted, the unlikely cop duo who never solves any crime, but somehow keeps cruising.
We need to get a drunk Connor and zooted Ironmouse on the same stream. 😂
The way he says “15. 5” is hilarious.
Someone could easily animate this...
Eeh… the way she talked to him as he was drunk reminds me of how I got married to my wife😂🙌🏻
They seem like a couple but they are just best friends who care for each other a lot
@@Bolt_action_sent-to-god yeah I'm obviously not pushing them to do anything, I'm just stating how my life went in a similar situation.
Mouse: "I've been watching this whole time"
Connor: *Mongolian throat singing*
The scream in the beginning 😭💀
This is the most Rick drunk I've ever seen someone.
Anyone else have no audio past 11:45?
Thats the end of the video??
@@callme_elllllll101You're missing a whole 2 minutes and 5 seconds if 11:45 is the end for you💀
@@O111e oh really??? the end of the video is 11:46 for me🧍♂
@@callme_elllllll101Interesting. Mine goes to 13:50 but past 11:45 is silent. TH-cam must be screwed rn💀
Maybe the end was edited out and youtube broke?
@@O111e hmm probably. TH-cam is very scuffed