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It reminds me of the Thomas Sanders vine where he walks by a man walking his dog and said something along the lines of "he is so beautiful. The man walking him was ok" 😅😂😂😂
Lol on the bus today someone yelled out "What stinks?" So I yelled back "Your salty breath." Then I ducked down so they wouldn't notice but one of my friends were like, "Savannah! 😂"
Popcorn Trust me. It does here. Someone said hey to me today and I didn't want to talk to them. It smelled like they had a whole cup of salt or something. It smelled horrible!
I relate to these on a personal level 😂. My mother doesn't seem to understand that I don't want or need to know what's going on between her and her fiance.
... *hello* Here is a chocolate cake recipe. Serves: 12 (this is here for those weird people who actually share cake) Ingredients: 2 cups all-purpose flour, sifted. 2 cups sugar, sifted. ¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder. 2 teaspoons baking powder. 1½ teaspoons baking soda. 1 teaspoon salt. 1 teaspoon espresso powder (optional) 1 cup milk, buttermilk, almond, or coconut milk. ½ cup vegetable, canola oil, or melted coconut oil. 2 large eggs. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract. 1 cup boiling water. Instructions: Preheat oven to 350º F. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans; spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring. For the chocolate cake: Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl. Mix until well blended. Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together. Add the boiling water to the cake batter until well combined. Keep mixing. Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean. Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 15 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely. Chocolate Buttercream Frosting Recipe: Ingredients: 1½ cups butter (3 sticks), softened. 1 cup unsweetened cocoa. 5 cups confectioner’s sugar, sifted. ½ cup milk. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract. ½ teaspoon espresso powder (optional) Instructions: Add cocoa to a bowl. Whisk through to remove any lumps. Mix together butter and cocoa powder until well-combined. Add sugar and milk to cocoa mixture by adding 1 cup of sugar followed by about a tablespoon of milk. After each addition has been combined, mix until smooth. Repeat until all sugar and milk have been added. Add vanilla extract, espresso powder, and mix. If frosting appears too dry add more milk- a tablespoon at a time until it reaches the consistency desired. If it appears too wet and does not hold its form add more confectioner’s sugar- a tablespoon at a time until it reaches the right consistency.
The "Ok, just don't get any blood on your clothes" sounds like something my mom would say to me It's funny because she actually used to be a criminal but now ironically the guy she's dating is a cop... lmao
I dont feel like saying all the times i was a savage but one time my mom was ordering food and she asked me to text her friend and see if he wanted anything so i called him 3 times and he didnt answer so i texted him and said "do u want food?" 10 mins later no answer texted him again. "Were ordering food. Answer the phone or starve" he still didnt answer so i called him one more time. He didnt answer so I texted him one more time and said "Ok you can starve and rot in the trash where you live" then he called me and said he wanted pizza
This is one of my very interesting stories.. My friend: Are you my friend?" Teacher: No. *A whole argument took place in that* Teacher: *gets fired for touching a little girl* Edit: they're was a lottttt more involved in that story, but ig that's sorta a summary. He freaked me out, bc he was creepy.
Nope, I pay for the candy and sweets including pop tarts. My grandma pays for all her gluten free food. My first sister pays for the a random food each time. My 2 little sisters pay for the Mac and cheese ingeredens I help with that. And my mom and dad pay for the rest. We just pay our mom back the part of the money spent once she comes back. We are helpful 😁
I saw the one about the girl getting a job at hooters and her dad said, “your a huge disappointment” and I was like, “at hooters, they only hire people with big chests.” It’s true tho. Ask any girl that works at hooters
Olivia Goulet not the most savage thing I done but this is very savage what I am about to tell u so my mom said don't eat anymore bowls of cereal so instead I got a plate of cereal
my friend came to my house and he wanted me to play Fortnite but I was playing Roblox and he said "Fortnite houses arent trash like adopt me houses" and I said "well there is with you in it" 😂😂
love all you, have an awesome day :D
SSSniperWolf love u
same to yoouuuu :)
hi
SSSniperWolf I'm the ferst one to like the coment 😊😊😊😊
SSSniperWolf I love you sssiperwolf you too
When i was 8 my dad asked me who i loved more him or my mom and i said the dog
Gacha Human lmao I did the same thing
A hahahaha but i don’t have a dog I would have said K.F.C fried chicken 😎😎
Lol
Gacha Human hahahahahahahaha I love this!
Gacha Human dam 🤣
The most savage thing I ever had done was some one at school said. "Does your face hurt because ohhhh man " and I replied " it Does looking at you "
Yay a like
hahaha😑
yikes thats good one
why does the word does always have a capital i understand first but not second time its the middle of a sentence!
Audri ?
Yes most cops teach their children how to avoid getting in big trouble..
one time, i was walking with my dad, who is a cop and i walked on the skateboard ramp and got grounded
i bet you would get a lot more subs if you leaked some sssniperwolf membership videos
@@ave5704
lol nice try
@@shuntarochishiyaswife haha
*nobody would ever leak sssniperwolf videos... right?*
Lia : imagine your mum trying to find a guy for you lol
me : *an Indian girl in the mid-twenties* sweats profusely
🤣🤣🤣
p-p-pwahahahaha relatable AF
@@Mandy_143 ik right!
lol yesss
fax XD
“We don’t need to know anything about mom and dad”
Me: asks mom all about dad
That don’t love u so shut it kid
O. O
just ask your dad
Brandon Wetsch you shut it
Israel Hernandez that’s not possible
"look at my daghter look at her shes cute right!" sniperwolf showing ash lol
I mean she's her daughter
Ngl the dog's super adorable and floofy
My Mom: I'm not your friend... I'm your mom
Me: ExPlAiN ThE GoOd TiMeS We HaD GeTtInG FoOd AnD nAiLsS DoNe.
;-;
OMG IKR 😂
lol same but for me I say explain the nails movies ice cream spa days everything we did together
This texts are actually savage and funny
HEY STFU APPLE
My mom and dad literally hate each other so no worries about them doing anything bad 😂
In front of you in alone they do bang bang
Same..
Umm put your self in adoptshon them sir/ma'am
Same
Well ur lucky. As for mine, 😭
Lia: Oh her name is Sable. Like where horses live.
Me: umm no I’m pretty sure that that’s a sTable
that dog is adorable which breed is that aw
@@artemis.w. my doggy is a mutt we have no idea what breeds are in her
@@artemis.w. we’re trying to convince my parents to get a dna test for her so we can figure it out
Please don't be mad at me, but I cant tell if your comment was sarcasm on top of sarcasm or not
@@ShadowWolf14__ I’m not tryna be mean or anything but where should the sarcasm be exactly?
After this video did anyone google "spicy dresses for ladies over 50" or nah
NO
Lmao
No
I did
NOPE
this video makes me happy my parents dont sleep in the same room
Same-🤡
Tell me about it
My don’t live in the same state
Lol
@@dvasque3ify samee
“U trying to find me a dog with a mans wait ..................no...”me:😂😂😂😂😂😂this is why I subscribed like a long time ago and I sill am.
It reminds me of the Thomas Sanders vine where he walks by a man walking his dog and said something along the lines of "he is so beautiful. The man walking him was ok" 😅😂😂😂
Thats why I get dogs and not boyfriends 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LISSA0591 LOL😂
SSSniper wolf: Hi, parents.
All parents watching: 👁️👄👁️
5:28 for anyone who wants to know what was in that split second.
Nope didnt see it- just for a milisecond
it was like a hotel room
@@tinyberry. its a hotel room, slow it down to 0.25 time the speed and u can c
hotel room
It's kinda creepy if you play it slower
Lol on the bus today someone yelled out "What stinks?" So I yelled back "Your salty breath." Then I ducked down so they wouldn't notice but one of my friends were like, "Savannah! 😂"
Savannah Rav 😂😂😂😂
Salt doesn't smell of much
Popcorn Trust me. It does here. Someone said hey to me today and I didn't want to talk to them. It smelled like they had a whole cup of salt or something. It smelled horrible!
Savannah Rav I’ve snort salt, like a line lmao and it didn’t smell
H2O Apocolyptic My friends breath sure smelled like salt.
Omggg the last one ended the teacher 👨🏫!!!
Oh my god god god
Lololololololol
👨🏽
Who else was tryna pause on the "now Everytime I close my eyes" part. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got it, it’s just a red and white bed room
I did it
4:14
AD: *Comfort Food Near Me*
Me: LMFAO
got chill, dad?
Lana Mel Rey sorry....i ran out of chills yesterday..i will buy new ones today
Got dad, chill?
NachtPlan *this is chill speaking*
We have 10 more dads left....if you want one please hurry and get one to your nearest shop
I love your username 0oF
Lana Mel Rey no
*maybe even APPRECIATE THEM*
Noooooooo
I already do
Sure, we'll go with that
*WaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaaAaaAHhHhHhhHhHhHhHhHhhTtTttTtTtT?!?!*
Dreamasia Cream 😂😂😂
“The only time I should hear about *that* is the first time I come out of it”
Are you coming out of it again or something?
I love your username
@@babo152 thanks!
@@a-rebels-arcade welcome :)
I relate to these on a personal level 😂. My mother doesn't seem to understand that I don't want or need to know what's going on between her and her fiance.
You think that's bad I once saw my parents getting it on in the bedroom I'm scarted for life
I love the thumbnail😂
Unførgïvéñ gross
??
a kid in my class was arguing with me, and she said, "well at least some of us matured over the summer."
Then me be like, "ha! Not u!"
I would have said “yea I did. Did you? Oh wait you never will!“
Me:eating*
SSSniperWolf:reads im pooping r u here?*
Me:vommited the food*
A couple days ago I was mad at m mom and I screamed at her, "THATS WHY DADDY CHEATED ON YOU" I'm so petty
you did it wrong!
Your not baddie or funny 😒
Your not petty your just rude and hurting your moms feelings
Yea that’s just asking for then to disown u
I get away with a lot with my dad but I would never say anything like that to him
Love you Sssniperwolf wolf another great video rlly appreciate it
I love her so so so much too more than anything
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We are subbed
How bout u?
Yep
I did
Yep
Yep yerp yarp yes yet yee
YAAAASSSSS
Once my mom reminded me I’m not the mom and I said thank god for that. I was grounded for 2 months
Lol
I love it I can't breathe of laughter 😂😂
Frist step stop laughing
Secant step BRaeATHE
@@Idk15648 "first"
*secant"
Girl:A guy just asked me out
Mom: oh free dinner
Girl:Mother I don't like guys
Mom:But you like dinner
Me: Laughing my head off
U like girls good on u
Me in two years cause I’m NEVER coming out to my mom lol
Dude. The girl, is me
( I'm saying I don't like guys but I like dinner )
Bryn F literally same tho lmao
@Hope Cromwell oml xD
... *hello*
Here is a chocolate cake recipe.
Serves: 12 (this is here for those weird people who actually share cake)
Ingredients:
2 cups all-purpose flour, sifted.
2 cups sugar, sifted.
¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder.
2 teaspoons baking powder.
1½ teaspoons baking soda.
1 teaspoon salt.
1 teaspoon espresso powder (optional)
1 cup milk, buttermilk, almond, or coconut milk.
½ cup vegetable, canola oil, or melted coconut oil.
2 large eggs.
2 teaspoons vanilla extract.
1 cup boiling water.
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 350º F. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans; spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring.
For the chocolate cake:
Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl. Mix until well blended.
Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together. Add the boiling water to the cake batter until well combined. Keep mixing.
Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean.
Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 15 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely.
Chocolate Buttercream Frosting Recipe:
Ingredients:
1½ cups butter (3 sticks), softened.
1 cup unsweetened cocoa.
5 cups confectioner’s sugar, sifted.
½ cup milk.
2 teaspoons vanilla extract.
½ teaspoon espresso powder (optional)
Instructions:
Add cocoa to a bowl. Whisk through to remove any lumps.
Mix together butter and cocoa powder until well-combined.
Add sugar and milk to cocoa mixture by adding 1 cup of sugar followed by about a tablespoon of milk. After each addition has been combined, mix until smooth.
Repeat until all sugar and milk have been added. Add vanilla extract, espresso powder, and mix.
If frosting appears too dry add more milk- a tablespoon at a time until it reaches the consistency desired. If it appears too wet and does not hold its form add more confectioner’s sugar- a tablespoon at a time until it reaches the right consistency.
THANKS YOU AWSOME
THANK YOU
Thanks
Cp3088 hniah niahahahellppmeh man you did well
O wow
I was watching the video and then at 8:04 in the video it played an ad, what a perfect timing!😂
Oh god same
Lia: talks about poop
Me: *eating chocolate ice cream* O~O
7:33 "you know" NOOOO I DONT NEED TO KNOWWWW!!
Are year ago and there’s no comments on this comment sad but now there is
Best youtuber
Charaman1 world true
true
Teacher: What do we get from a *fat* cow???
Me: HOMEWORK
The "Ok, just don't get any blood on your clothes" sounds like something my mom would say to me
It's funny because she actually used to be a criminal but now ironically the guy she's dating is a cop... lmao
I’m actually tearing when the dad said holy sh** I Sh** a big one 😂😂😂😂😂
And then offered to show a picture!! 😂😂
KadenGoller the heck
My dad says shit and I learned the s word from him gosh
Ben Affleck hit me up
I dont feel like saying all the times i was a savage but one time my mom was ordering food and she asked me to text her friend and see if he wanted anything so i called him 3 times and he didnt answer so i texted him and said "do u want food?" 10 mins later no answer texted him again. "Were ordering food. Answer the phone or starve" he still didnt answer so i called him one more time. He didnt answer so I texted him one more time and said "Ok you can starve and rot in the trash where you live" then he called me and said he wanted pizza
Yeah so?
Lol
For the last one: * mom replies * I knew you were my daughter.
This is one of my very interesting stories..
My friend: Are you my friend?"
Teacher: No.
*A whole argument took place in that*
Teacher: *gets fired for touching a little girl*
Edit: they're was a lottttt more involved in that story, but ig that's sorta a summary. He freaked me out, bc he was creepy.
😳
My mom okay... But my grandma is WHOLE different story
Taneyah 's universe OMG SAMEEE
Taneyah 's universe At least be thankful that u have a grandma, I don't have one
Moms of singles be like: "Good morning beautiful." , xoxo ur imaginary bf \ gf
Singles: Do you want grandkids or not?
I ate a worm in front of my friend and said "delishis!"
I’m pooping. Are you here? LMAO IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂
I never asked my wife to see my toilet logs and I never will I don't even know why some guys are so proud of it like that 😆
"Toilet logs" 😂😂😂
Eww
7:55
Name: Sable
Lia: Where the horses live.
NO, THAT'S A STABLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
I'm glad someone else noticed.
Lol tru
I feel like she meant it.
“Dog with a mans”
LOL 😂
0:40
Brown Aunties:
Is that not normal?
What do you get from Chickens?
Eggs
What do you get from Pigs?
Bacon
What do you get from the fat cow?
Homework.
LOLzzzzz I love this!
That is so mean
so savageeeeeee
SAVAGEEEeEEsEEsEDSEDSEEeEEEeEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!
I'm so confused
IM DED🤣🤣😂😂
"Her name is Sable, like where a horse lives."
........ stable.......... the word you want is stable.
Christopher Powers glad I’m not the only one who picked up on that
"...very proud of their accomplishments..." 😂
Sssnipperwolf:maybe even appreciate them
Me whos dad forgot to feed me all day: *sureeeeeeeeeee*
Lol I was hoping for another video to upload ;D
look at da pusheeeeens
SSSniperWolf lol I didn’t really think that you would reply!!!! Ilysm!! And yah they’re so cuteee
Bluecat YT looks like you got a little more...lol....😀
Painter 😝😝
SSSniperWolf I love but pls do dear David
YOU’RE SO FUNNY LIA! *XD*
ikr
TheFrostDonutIsYummy
TheFrostDonut >-
your from roblox
! XD
Nope, I pay for the candy and sweets including pop tarts. My grandma pays for all her gluten free food. My first sister pays for the a random food each time. My 2 little sisters pay for the Mac and cheese ingeredens I help with that. And my mom and dad pay for the rest. We just pay our mom back the part of the money spent once she comes back. We are helpful 😁
Who pays for the salty foods? Man u have good comfy life I'm jelly jealous here
Reminds me of a meme called: MAMA NO!
Hi sniper wolf, love your vids
When I was 2 I hit my brothers heads together
Same bro
I accidently threw a shoe at my little brothers face
I kicked my brothers in the nuts.
I stepped on my brother's eyeball
Kronos Rogers was it in his head😦
I saw the one about the girl getting a job at hooters and her dad said, “your a huge disappointment” and I was like, “at hooters, they only hire people with big chests.” It’s true tho. Ask any girl that works at hooters
6:56 are you implying you came out more than once???? 🤣😂🤣😂
“Don’t talk to me I’m famous”
Me to people at school on a Monday morning
😂😂😂
I LOVE U LIA
no
Ravindra banchhod anu shalma weirdo
Dym Mia
Sofia O'Casey And Lia love's you!.😀
“Grandma died. Who’s gonna make me cookies?” Me: THATS THE MOST LF YOUR CONCERNNSSS!!!!!????? lol
Me : saying come here cutie bunch* and my friends are like what the fudge I thought you was single and then out of nowhere comes my little baby cousin
Thanks for giving me PTSD mom!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sssniperwolf:this is my daughter love her isn’t she cute DATE HER
Me:YES adorable I will date her😁😁😁😁😻😻😻😻
Even doh Ima girl
Beast_ OwO345 .........it was a joke....
🐶 😏
This is DISGASTING
Crystal Diamond they said it’s a joke
YOU HIT 20M!!! CONGRATS 🥳💙
0:26
A DOG WITH A MANZZ
VIDEO IDEA
tell us about you dealing with those kinds of cops
Maria Theresa No that's crazy, the cops in her area might single her out n make her life hell....
THE SQUIP HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
"hey hamlet, be more chill"
The theater kid community thanks you for your name and this comment
The most savage thing I’ve probably ever did was roast a fourth grader when I was in second grade I know it’s pretty sad
Love your videos ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I think you would be a good mom
I agree
Idk
She already have kids
Chara Dreemurr yes 🐶
@@rionachan938 her doggies uwu
"Sable, like where horses live"
THATS A STABLE AHAHAGA
+TheGreat1 quit talking about yourself
I was about to say the same thing. .lol
I didn't realize at first what the mom said when she said "your father's like Monday's they come to soon"
2:37 i imagine his girlfriend being like " what she doesn't know can't hurt her "
I just subscribed maybe 2 days ago, but i love your vids. Road to 10 million subscribers :)
HeRoKiLLeR welcome to the wolfpack fellow wolf! 🐺
Why you don't react to memes?
*I love you ❤*
PEWDIEPIE ALREADY DOES
MEME REVIEW
AND
LUWAY
human I mean *sssniperwolf memes*
I post pewdiepie memes on IG @xxdanksmokexx
What's your insta 😘
Sssniperwolf react toooooo memesssss😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
You insulted my father at 8:46! Btw he is a cool cop! He is so funny as well!
Omg lol this video is hilarious good work girl keep up the good work
My boyfriend has 2 cops as parents🤣
X Hannah X I have two fire fighters as parents
X Hannah X my mom is a cop and my dad is a fire fighter
X Hannah X
My dad is a cop, and my mom works for Apple
My mom is a manager in Starbucks and my dad is a seaman.
My dad has diabetes
SABLE ... like where horses live. People make mistakes with words, but I don't know why it really cracked me up.
ThEMiNdHaVoC that's what I do
0:45 ok 🐶
7:58 her name is Sable? Animal Crossi-
“Straigh *ENDED* her existence!”
Lmao 😂
The most savage thing I've ever done is...... eat pancakes with my hands
Olivia Goulet not the most savage thing I done but this is very savage what I am about to tell u so my mom said don't eat anymore bowls of cereal so instead I got a plate of cereal
Dark shadow 😂😂😂
*Naomi Plays* ty for laughing it makes me happy to make someone eals laugh
Dark shadow lmfao😂😂😜
This is stupid
I love ur vids!
"I don't want to *hear* your *texts!* "
Never wet
Ok
*LiKe* *YoUr* *GiRlFrIeNd*
I Stan Bts I scrolled onto this as soon as she said it. How wholesome
The most savage thing I’ve ever done was in first grade when I threw my crayon box at my teacher😂RIP mrs R.
I love ur vids 😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️!!!! :D
I subscribed yesterday and I love you videos I’ve been watching for 3 or 2 years
Most savage thing I've ever done was
Tell my teacher to shut up nd leave her class
Yeah....but now me nd the teacher are like friends
Damn
Awesome Food, no one gives a shit.
Awesome Food no
🙂Nobody gives a shit~! 🙂
most savage thing iv'e done "tell someone no" xD
"I GOT THE JOB DAD!"
"CONGRADULATIONS! You're a huge disappointment!
*me as a parent*
Yooooooo thats soooo mean!!!
Same
my friend came to my house and he wanted me to play Fortnite but I was playing Roblox and he said "Fortnite houses arent trash like adopt me houses" and I said "well there is with you in it" 😂😂
love your vids