it would've been funny if they gave Bob a chance to win by generating a word for him too and if he unknowingly said it within a time limit he'd gain points
Yeah that reminds me of the funny song Bob sang while running from a monster in that one horror game he played with Mark and Wade and Jack where noise or light atract monsters and they got chased all the time. I remember Bob kept sprinting through the map yelling "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH IM OK DUH DUH DUH DUH OH SHIT THERE IS A FUCKING OH GOD IK GONNA DIE DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH NEVERMIND IM OK DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!" I forgot what that game was called. Imagine Bob singing that but while running across rocks floating shakily in magma or lava while wearing a balarina costume lol.
i burst out laughing at bob talking at length about marching band, how it gets underfunded, etc. then mark going "what about.. how high they jump" i love them
I love that Mark and Wade let Bob talk about marching band and the arts without interruption because it's an important topic to him and they knew that. That was very nice.
...and then mark immediately steered the conversation into how high they jump. Its kind of a beautiful dance of letting Bob speak and pushing him to speak in the right way
This episode is my favorite. It's like Wade's Secret Words but on crack and a dash of Mark's rampaging chaotic energy. The train song lives in my head rent free... Good god... Poor bob though
The funniest part is that they forgot to pick a winning condition for Bob. I would have loved to have seen Mark's and Wade's faces when they realize that Bob couldn't have earned any points.
@@gepettogreco I am sure this was on purpose since bob technically tried to guarantee his next win, by making both contestants the host. This episode is just fixing what Bob did.
“How did she die? Did she die in some weird way that I don’t know about?” “Uh, yeah, she fell off a bridge. Anyway!” Mark’s immediate dismissal of Wade’s bit was funnier than it’s given credit for.
I love how Mark and Wade try to sound interested in Bob's stories, but in reality they don't even care about his opinion and just want to win the game.
This reminded me of the opposite of the chaos of screaming answers, they just kept bombarding bob with hints like crazy and not letting him get a second to tell a story 🤣
Sport: "An activity involving physical exersion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment" I always had an issue with people who fought this. My mom was a professional ballerina and 15 years later has the muscle mass of a pro athlete without continued exercise. I've done orchestra my whole life, it is competition every step of the way. Maybe not in the sense only one person gets the top trophy, but we perform in front of several judges and earn a standing trophy or medal for it. And the amount of muscles used for playing is insane, you use muscles you didn't know even existed. Bob is right to say that these arts are indeed sports.
I like how when Bob was going on about marching band they let him go on and didn't interrupt him cause they could tell how passionate he felt about that
this is the hardest i've laughed at an episode oh my god Bob asking them if they were okay and trying to figure out what was going on absolutely killed me
This episode was damn near "executed" to perfection cos Bob is the most intelligent & open-minded one of the bunch, so being too aware ended up working against him. Mark & Wade nailed it!
Most kids scream on planes because their ears hurt from pressure changes. Bottles for the little ones and gum for the older ones will pop their ears and make them feel better.
Good shout on the marching band thing btw Bob! I totally agree that recognizing marching band and color guard (I was a color guard captain) as sports is more important than just for bragging rights or whatever else, it brings more district funding as well as funding from competition organizers like Bands of America and WGI. I don’t think that arts are deserving of less funding, but it somehow ends up that way. My best friend was and is a theatre guy and they had funding issues a lot of the time even though the theatre company at our school was fantastic. Edit: also wanted to point out that out of every activity at our high school, marching band’s “fair share” (aka cost the parents of every student have to pay per year) was atleast 2-3 times as expensive as any other activity.
Fellow color guard member! Completely agree- I used to argue with people all the time in high school that color guard was a competitive sport and that we definitely deserved more funding.
Everything else aside, what blows my mind the most is how Mark has absolutely no memory of when he and Bob double-hosted "King of Meat". Is this an ADD thing, like on Game Grumps how Arin has no memory of the Zelda II playthrough whenever Dan brings it up?
Wade’s “no defense” to bait Bob into saying “offense” is fucking genius and one of my favorite lines
Right!?? That’s is genuinely one of my favorite moments that’s ever happened on the podcast, a fucking humongous brain idea
It truly was absolutely genius
This was an S tier episode. Just the insane lengths Mark and Wade go to try and get clueless Bob to say their words.
When both Mark and Wade had the word "content", realised and then starting dying laughing was incredible!
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@@notskeerd1ss I see an infant got access to their parents TH-cam account.
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“No defense” was pretty clever ngl
That was so smart
it would've been funny if they gave Bob a chance to win by generating a word for him too and if he unknowingly said it within a time limit he'd gain points
Ooooh, yes!
This is a brilliant idea, and I hope they steal it for a future episode. :D
BOB DOESN'T KNOW 2
Bob dancing around “execution” and “conclusion” was like someone blissfully dancing with their eyes closed across rocks floating shakily in magma
That's a beautifully accurate image
I am just imagining Bob in a balarena costume dancing from one rock to another in floting magma
Yeah that reminds me of the funny song Bob sang while running from a monster in that one horror game he played with Mark and Wade and Jack where noise or light atract monsters and they got chased all the time. I remember Bob kept sprinting through the map yelling "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH IM OK DUH DUH DUH DUH OH SHIT THERE IS A FUCKING OH GOD IK GONNA DIE DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH NEVERMIND IM OK DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!" I forgot what that game was called. Imagine Bob singing that but while running across rocks floating shakily in magma or lava while wearing a balarina costume lol.
@@Kinseliplier i think it was sign of silence?
@@Miikiga oh yeah it might have been that lol
i burst out laughing at bob talking at length about marching band, how it gets underfunded, etc. then mark going "what about.. how high they jump" i love them
I love that Mark and Wade let Bob talk about marching band and the arts without interruption because it's an important topic to him and they knew that. That was very nice.
...and then mark immediately steered the conversation into how high they jump. Its kind of a beautiful dance of letting Bob speak and pushing him to speak in the right way
@@georgearbuckle7029 Right! This was such a fantastic episode.
This episode is my favorite. It's like Wade's Secret Words but on crack and a dash of Mark's rampaging chaotic energy. The train song lives in my head rent free... Good god... Poor bob though
The funniest part is that they forgot to pick a winning condition for Bob.
I would have loved to have seen Mark's and Wade's faces when they realize that Bob couldn't have earned any points.
lets be honest, instead of doing a dual hosted ep., they did a tiebreaker episode, AND I LOVE THAT.
@@gepettogreco I am sure this was on purpose since bob technically tried to guarantee his next win, by making both contestants the host. This episode is just fixing what Bob did.
As much as I love the stories on distractible, it being more of a wild ass game show is just so entertaining.
Bob constantly asking if they were okay had me nearly choking on my chips
39:44
There's NO way Bob just said WADE'S word immediately after saying Mark's... that's gotta burn so bad
Bob doesn't know about Mark's onlyfans.
Nah, he and wade were the first to sign up.
@@graetestfanever1 Friends and family discount.
Or my grilled cheese
“How did she die? Did she die in some weird way that I don’t know about?”
“Uh, yeah, she fell off a bridge. Anyway!”
Mark’s immediate dismissal of Wade’s bit was funnier than it’s given credit for.
I feel like this is one of those episodes that would be better as a visual podcast.
Yeah it doesn't hit home just listening... entire episode I've felt like I'm missing a punch line.
If someone has the time & permission to animate this entire episode, it would be an S2 tier episode
Wade- “no more about special occasions, special occasions are annoying” 😂
I love how Mark and Wade try to sound interested in Bob's stories, but in reality they don't even care about his opinion and just want to win the game.
@Hannah Smith Huh?
Wade sounded pretty interested for a while about Bob’s take of marching band being a sport.
@Hannah Smith ok.
I felt so bad for Bob throughout this episode. Just that feeling of awkward confusion
Mark singing about trains to keep Bob from saying alcohol made me laugh so hard omfg.
This episode is SO chaotic 😂
Wade sounds so depressed when Mark gets a point I love this
This reminded me of the opposite of the chaos of screaming answers, they just kept bombarding bob with hints like crazy and not letting him get a second to tell a story 🤣
Let's be honest we're all being blessed with all these episodes coming out like crazy 👊
@@AIejandro2025 I mean that's not much of a threat more like a reward
all of them have been on Spotify so they're not really new if you listened there lol
Bot?
@@Wolfie54545 nah man just thankful to have these on TH-cam. Don't use Spotify so here is convienet for me
@@joedally1797 nice man, I'm just rewatching them lmao
43:10 this part had me absolutely dying
i felt mark's pain with "clusioncon!" edit: .... and "conclusionairy" :sob:
Bob being completely befuddled at Mark's and Wade's erratic behaviour is the funniest thing.
I enjoyed how as soon as they realized Bob was speaking about his actual feeling, they just let him talk and not try to get him to say a word.
I have a feeling this episode will go down as one of the greats in distractible history
it shouldn't
You guys got me through a 7.5hr drive from Sacramento to Palm Desert, CA yesterday at 2AM with nothing but Distractible! Thank you!
Holy shit I love how they make it more and more obvious every round lmaoooo
"Don't react like that to anything I ever say again!"
Lmao, I do feel kind of bad for Bob.
This is one of my favorite episodes, it’s so funny
Wades strategy in round 2 was genius
This has to be my favorite episode so far. It's even better than Bobs Refrigerator lol
Just hearing mark attack wade like SHUT UP HE WAS SPEAKING ABOUT *MY* TOPIC
Clusion Con got me to cry I can't even believe this episode
Sport: "An activity involving physical exersion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment"
I always had an issue with people who fought this. My mom was a professional ballerina and 15 years later has the muscle mass of a pro athlete without continued exercise. I've done orchestra my whole life, it is competition every step of the way. Maybe not in the sense only one person gets the top trophy, but we perform in front of several judges and earn a standing trophy or medal for it. And the amount of muscles used for playing is insane, you use muscles you didn't know even existed. Bob is right to say that these arts are indeed sports.
Just listened to this with my dad and we were laughing like crazy.
Also loving the sound the boys make when Bob says their word, kinda gruntgasmic.
43:08 was hilarious LMAO Wade is so funny
I loved how they actually let Bob talk when marching band was brought up, shows they still care about what he has to say
I like how when Bob was going on about marching band they let him go on and didn't interrupt him cause they could tell how passionate he felt about that
I’m really glad I found this I’ve been listening to a lot of podcasts recently and finally a genuinely funny one is just great
One creative twist to a reused game 😂 best episode in the last few months
This one was a gem, the fact that they got Bob to start getting pissed in the end had me rollin. XD
The hints they "subtly" give him remind me of the greenscreen game on Whose Line.
As DISTRACTIBLE as I can often become during my day, it is wonderful I can rewind as often as I want and zero ads play when listening.
I remember the other duo hosting because it was one of my favorites. King of meat!
This is my favorite episode by far
Cluesion-con fucking killed me.
this is the hardest i've laughed at an episode oh my god
Bob asking them if they were okay and trying to figure out what was going on absolutely killed me
Absolutely top tier episode lmaooo Bob just being absolutely lost the whole time is crazy
I love these men with all my heart. That is all. Thanks
"Speaking of the word 'deck,' that's a good segue to our first topic."
The Ship of Theseus?
Reminder to everyone that we need to get this podcast, and gmfst, 1# on apple before mark gets his onlyfans
This episode was damn near "executed" to perfection cos Bob is the most intelligent & open-minded one of the bunch, so being too aware ended up working against him.
Mark & Wade nailed it!
I got real goosebumps from marks " _Hey_ _gentle_ _listener_ "
Man full episodes coming out every day is so awesome!!!
This is the first episode where everyone went insane
I want more random words distractable podcast competitions. They are so great!
Unfortunately, I think it only works for this one occasion just because of Bob being pretty intelligent but too much for his own good
I was dying lol you can feel the rage swelling in mark when Wades wit got him the win haha
God the choas of these vids is pure comedic gold
I find the absolute chaos Mark and Wade decend into trying to get Bob to say their words😂
Mark-"She fell off a bridge 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲!” This SENT me! 🤣
Confused Bob is my favorite Bob. This episode is a gem.
I love sleeping with the window open in winter!
I am Italian, and I thoroughly enjoy the Italian part of this episode!!
Scripted or not, this is hilarious. The lead up of each talk/subject is so laughable and wonderful.
Most kids scream on planes because their ears hurt from pressure changes. Bottles for the little ones and gum for the older ones will pop their ears and make them feel better.
22:12
As someone who was born, raised, and still lives in Oregon's Capital, i snortled at this.
43:00 continent 😂😂😂! And Wade's happy victory voice
I listen to these at work and I’m on like week 2 , I love it this shii awesome 🎉
Complete the gauntet. Who else is ready for Bob and Wade to co host over the one man chaos that is Mark?
I am!
I can’t live without y’all’s videos 😅
Love how much you guys are posting
Thanks bob fo making it longer.❤
The ending of this episode just made me think of mr Meeseeks with the "well that guy over there he pulled me into this"
The episode where Bob n Mark hosted was the episode titled; “King of Meat”
If ya haven’t listened to it yet, go check it out.
God, I love how chaotic this is XD
You know Mark said you can't crown themselves the winner yet in this episode he crowd himself the winner
Points:
(spoiler alert)
-Mark: 10
-Wade:9
Round 1
Mark: Hardware (✅)
Wade: Qualifications (❌)
Round 2
Mark: Triangle (❌)
Wade: Offense (✅)
Round 3
Mark: Transistion (✅)
Wade: Shareholder (❌)
Round 4
Mark: Infection (❌)
Wade: Circulate (✅)
Round 5
Mark: Express (✅)
Wade: Aluminum (❌)
Round 6
Mark: Conclusion (✅)
Wade: Execution (❌)
Round 7
Mark:Ministry (❌)
Wade: Mutation (✅)
Round 8
Mark: Rescue (✅)
Wade: Legend (❌)
Round 9
Mark: Collum (❌)
Wade: Desire (✅)
Round 10
Mark: Question (❌)
Wade: Outside (✅)
Round 11
Mark: Tycoon (✅)
Wade: Advance (❌)
Round 12
Mark: Vertical (❌)
Wade: Complain (✅)
Round 13
Mark: Virus (✅)
Wade: Helpless (❌)
Round 14
Mark: Foriegner (❌)
Wade: Eyebrow (✅)
Round 15
Mark: Content (✅)
Wade: Content (✅)
Round 16
Mark: Training (❌)
Wade: Alcohol (✅)
Round 17
Mark: Highway (✅)
Wade: Calender (❌)
Round 18
Mark: Pollution (✅)
Wade: Operational (❌)
Thank you this helps remember the words when I got distracted by laughing 😂
This made me laugh so god damn hard. One of my favorite videos ever🤣🤣 hahahahah
This one made my week
41:40 I laughed when Bob mentioned 20 F winter midwest weather in January. That is a beautiful sunny day. It gets -50.
30:45 I listened to this at work and when this part came up I fucking sprayed water all over myself. 😂 The way Mark just panics.
Glad that they cleared up that we have wade to thank for this glorious episode.
When Bob said views were down…. Oh buddy you’ve got a big storm coming
Good shout on the marching band thing btw Bob! I totally agree that recognizing marching band and color guard (I was a color guard captain) as sports is more important than just for bragging rights or whatever else, it brings more district funding as well as funding from competition organizers like Bands of America and WGI. I don’t think that arts are deserving of less funding, but it somehow ends up that way. My best friend was and is a theatre guy and they had funding issues a lot of the time even though the theatre company at our school was fantastic. Edit: also wanted to point out that out of every activity at our high school, marching band’s “fair share” (aka cost the parents of every student have to pay per year) was atleast 2-3 times as expensive as any other activity.
Fellow color guard member! Completely agree- I used to argue with people all the time in high school that color guard was a competitive sport and that we definitely deserved more funding.
"Famous people" "circulate" "infection." What even are the odds of that 🤭
This is my favourite episode and I'm glad it's finally made it to TH-cam
Yes, you did a double host episode before. The intro was quite hilarious and was a backfire on Wade.
Bro I love how confused bob gets🤣
I love how when bob started going on a tangent about the marching bands both mark and wade got sucked into his tangent
Everything else aside, what blows my mind the most is how Mark has absolutely no memory of when he and Bob double-hosted "King of Meat". Is this an ADD thing, like on Game Grumps how Arin has no memory of the Zelda II playthrough whenever Dan brings it up?
I'm wheezing from Mark trying so hard to redirect Bob from an airplane down back to the ground to a train.
Currently on my lunch break while working at FedEx Office and as soon as Mark said his word was "Express" I knew they'd bring up FedEx. Lol
BOB WHAT DO LIFEGUARDS DO?!
As a former marching band kid marching band is in fact a sport
Wade's whimper at 49:25 sent me 🤣
This episode had no sanity. 0% sanity.
I love this episode!!
Aw man poor Bob.
Man bob really got screwed with that one...