"Boy... Have you ever heard of the Ship Of Theseus" 'Change' "Have you ever heard of Theseus The Ship" 'CHANGE!' "I want to tell you a story about a boat"
@@katiehoffmeyer1595 Ah man, you know this episode reminds me of a thought experiment about a ship and how if it is or isn't the same ship after replacing everything. Crazy.
@@timeslice it was one of their food related episodes where they reveal that wade absolutely hates tacos and whenever new people find out, they don't believe him and have him try a taco. And of course, Wade doesn't like it.
The interpretation for caveman from Bob and Mark made me cry from laughing, just two hilarious juxtapositions as a Englishmen Science Man and Oonga Boonga in Love 😭
Usually when I listen at night, I'm really good at doing a quiet laugh but Mark continuously trying to talk about the Ship of Theseus actually got me to burst into proper laughter.
Just wanted to say a huge Thank You to Wade for doing his best to always be as inclusive as possible and helping the audio-audience understand what's going on visually Also this was an absolutely hilarious episode and I'm so glad I was able to listen to it on Thanksgiving to keep myself amused while being overstimulated and annoyed by the chaos of holidays
This is easily one of my favourite episodes alongside Bobs fridge and the one where they pretty much talk about literal sh*t the whole time. Listened to this one at work initially and I can only imagine people were looking at me like I was a complete weirdo because I had tears streaming down my face from laughter.
"It'll either have happened or have not because this is in the future but I'll be doing it tomorrow which is in the past." My God, he's fixing it in pre
I spent most of this episode cry-laughing. The sheer frustration in the boys' voices and then the struggle to keep it together was fantastic. Please do more improv!
I came back and listened to this one again and it was funnier the second time, I didn’t pay enough attention the first time. This was an easily A tier maybe even S tier episode
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Parent Bob: Passive aggressive
Parent Mark: Kratos
Fr that's what I thought lol "Boi."
"Boy... Have you ever heard of the Ship Of Theseus"
'Change'
"Have you ever heard of Theseus The Ship"
'CHANGE!'
"I want to tell you a story about a boat"
That's if Kratos, Atreus, and Mimir played Change, and Kratos *really* wants to tell that story
I really wanted to hear more lol
Please let this be a recurring theme/topic/thing! This is gold!
Change
@@Bongus_Bubogus FUCK THIS TOPIC IT'S ONLY BEEN ONCE AND IT'S ALREADY OLD.
@@Bongus_Bubogus This concept was atrocious! How dare they!!
Change
@@katiehoffmeyer1595 Ah man, you know this episode reminds me of a thought experiment about a ship and how if it is or isn't the same ship after replacing everything. Crazy.
i am very high and mark’s “boy, have you heard of theseus? it’s a ship” made me cry laughing 💀
Same
ahhh yes, finally, the stoner corner of the distractible fans. listening to distractible while being a lil bit toasted makes this 10x funnier
@@dadstiny_ straight facts
@@taru3374 same
I was sober at work and nearly died laughing from it.
I hope the Ship of Theseus never stops being a thing in Distractible. XDDDD
Bob's fridge, Wade's tacos, and Mark's ship of Theseus
@@mrmoonman4552 Wade's what. From where
@@timeslice it was one of their food related episodes where they reveal that wade absolutely hates tacos and whenever new people find out, they don't believe him and have him try a taco. And of course, Wade doesn't like it.
@@timeslice king of meat
Also Bob's we are getting older, and Wade's my dog is fine
Mark's role as parent was just straight up Kratos from God of War, loved it.
Mark is just being Kratos telling the story about the ship of Theseus to child Bob, it's freaking hilarious I'm crying LOL
Exactly what I was thinking
The interpretation for caveman from Bob and Mark made me cry from laughing, just two hilarious juxtapositions as a Englishmen Science Man and Oonga Boonga in Love 😭
"You're a father talking to your son"
Mark: Kratos, got it.
Man. Props to these guys on their Improv. It is immensely good to listen too!
They have more improv in person if you didn't know on marks channel
Change!
Usually when I listen at night, I'm really good at doing a quiet laugh but Mark continuously trying to talk about the Ship of Theseus actually got me to burst into proper laughter.
Just wanted to say a huge Thank You to Wade for doing his best to always be as inclusive as possible and helping the audio-audience understand what's going on visually
Also this was an absolutely hilarious episode and I'm so glad I was able to listen to it on Thanksgiving to keep myself amused while being overstimulated and annoyed by the chaos of holidays
This episode had me rolling down the hill our grandparents walked to school😭
This made me squeak with laughter stop it
Oh God he's stuck in an eternal loop of going downhill both ways
It's been a hot minute since I laughed so hard I legitimately choked on my own saliva. I need more improv games from these guys
"How could you not have gone to hell?!?!"
Good lord I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
I probably look like a weirdo delivering packages laughing to myself listening to this 😂
don't crash your car
Na you only live once it’s fun to be a weirdo 😂
I would rather see someone laughing and having a good time then yelling in a rage in a car 🤣
This is easily one of my favourite episodes alongside Bobs fridge and the one where they pretty much talk about literal sh*t the whole time.
Listened to this one at work initially and I can only imagine people were looking at me like I was a complete weirdo because I had tears streaming down my face from laughter.
I lost it at Bob’s “You know how I’ve been trying to find a way to make sex worse?!”
This is probably my favorite episode! Please more improv!!
The episode based on one of my favorite improv bits from the You're Welcome Tour several years back, hell yeah! It's time to get distracted
Cool name :)
@@river2030 Hello there fellow River :D
@@river559 hello :D
It's just as good in only audio, I hope this becomes a regular theme! I laughed so hard and I was thoroughly distracted 😁
This episode was literally just Interdimensional Cable and I hope they never stop making these
Absolutely loved this one, laughed so hard no matter how bad yall thought it was. Still gold
So happy the “change” came is back! I loved that back then and I love it now ❤
Listening to this while sleep deprived is like being a giggly drunk, I'm loving every second of it
Couldn’t agree more 😂
This is by far one of the most funniest episodes
"It'll either have happened or have not because this is in the future but I'll be doing it tomorrow which is in the past."
My God, he's fixing it in pre
I love it when mark does a occasional Samuel L. Jackson voice.😂
Please do more improv! I had to wash my face I was cry laughing so much!
26:40 we all love this part. Ur welcome! 🤣🤣🤣
I spent most of this episode cry-laughing. The sheer frustration in the boys' voices and then the struggle to keep it together was fantastic. Please do more improv!
This was the funniest episode by far! Dear god, my face hurts and I can't see I'm crying. LOL! xD
That Ship of Theseus bit had me dying laughing. XD
I hope you guys do more episodes like this, I missed the improv games!
When Wade first said "Change" and Bob had that visceral reaction, I just about died XD
One of the funniest episodes! Hope that you'll do this again sometime :D
This podcast is single handedly getting me through college. Thank you, Mark, Bob, and Wade.
Honestly one of the best episodes
LOL funny Distractible HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB 🎉🎊 I liked this Podcast yes!!!!👍😅
I'm not sure I ever knew what was going on, but I never wanted to and loved every second of it. XD
i was listening while scrolling through Facebook and came across an ad for God of War when Mark said "Boy, have you heard of the ship of Theseus?"
My god, This might be my one of the top 3 funniest episodes.
Y'all the VOD for this is on Mark's Twitch, they streamed it on Oct 15th and the Distractible segment starts at the 1 hour 10 minute mark
I haven’t laughed this hard in a little while, please do more of these!! ❤
I came back and listened to this one again and it was funnier the second time, I didn’t pay enough attention the first time. This was an easily A tier maybe even S tier episode
This was friggin hilarious! 😂
I was listening to this at work trying not to laugh but when Mark started talking about the ship of Theseus I had to pause it cracking up laughing
45:23 "price is only gonna go up, man" 🤣
Happy birthday Bob 🎉🎉🎉
the mental image of Kratos talking to Atreus like that is the funniest thing ever
G.O.A.T. tier episode. 🤩
This... This is beyond gold...
Love this podcast ❤️
I was crying I was laughing so hard, this was so good!
An this stuff is good I am loving it 🤠
"Penis sleeve" LOL! This whole episode was hysterical 🤣
This was the best episode
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BOOOOOB!!! I'm at work now. I listen to the podcast at work so i don't have a mental meltdown
Ship of Theseus, never gets old.
Damnit. This made me bust out laughing almost infront of a customer at work today 😅 this is amazing.
I'm literally dying after this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love mark saying boy like Kratos
Lmao i LOVE Distractable. It has become my thing now. Just stuff my face hole with food and earholes with funny words
listened to this while being cold on my couch
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When this first came out the ship of Thesius bit destroyed me.
Happy Birthday Bob!!! 🎂🎁🎉🎈🥳
Happy birthday Bob!!! 🎂
My favorite episode
I will never get tired of the ship of theseus
26:15 The ship of Theseus but is soo funny idk why 😂
The Ship of Theseus-bit always makes me laugh XD
Happy Birthday, Bodacious Bob!
Man I wish there was a live of this one 😂 I wanted to see the faces
That john Hammond impression was amazing.
this is the BEST episode
This is the episode i laughed the most in, i almost died
Bodacious Birthday Bob!
"Boy have you heard about the ship of Theseus"
"I have not father is it Odin's"
Sorry it sounded so much like god of war
Thanks for bringing change back
Mark and that stupid boat made me burst out laughing at work
my favorite episode ahahah watched at least 40ish episodes xD
I’m at work and all the customers just think I’m a crackhead laughing at myself
This episode had me crying laughing! Thanks for the laughs gents.
HOLY FUCK THIS WAS FUNNY, The fucking Theseius! I-Its...a boat
Mark's cave man voice is more British than his British voice
How does distractible not have millions of subs?
My favorite episode by far
Happy birthday BOB! 🎂 🥳 🎉
Aww. I was hoping they would get the actual Livestream of the episode uploaded onto here.
Where was it streamed first?
@@Zirkules4 on Mark's Twitch channel - you can still find the VOD there, their facial expressions during the game make it even funnier
Happy Birthday Bodacious Bob!
This itches my brain in all the right ways
Whoooo Whoooo love you guys.....
Mark’s Pari and Saharara bit gave me peanut Jeff Dunham vibes😂
Bro I'm playing GOW Ragnorok and when he started talking like Kratos, I lost it.
I heard on the preview from Will. Happy birthday Bob. Ready to see more raft videos. Maybe a throwback of pubg.
This podcast is literally just D4C's ability
This is my favorite episode 😂
😂😂 loved this one
Holy shit, this was awesome! XD