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  • @SlightlyBittah
    @SlightlyBittah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    When he looks back to make sure they’re laughing too it gets me

    • @PGLos
      @PGLos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Frrrrr lol

    • @Flexie1234
      @Flexie1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ahaaa! Hahahaha

    • @Mika-ib5kb
      @Mika-ib5kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Its the way they all pose at the beginning for me

    • @bartierjefe6827
      @bartierjefe6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I swear bro 😂😂😂😂

    • @VillianEra.Q
      @VillianEra.Q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Mika-ib5kb i didn't even notice that 😂💀

  • @gabrielaortega3698
    @gabrielaortega3698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    “No doubt they’re after my sugarcane tobacco and spices”😂😂

    • @robbiets1799
      @robbiets1799 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “Well Shelly Booth Bishop isn’t about to let you over-egg this pudding!!”

    • @cardinalchaos2278
      @cardinalchaos2278 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “prepare to be boarded!”

    • @vn5774
      @vn5774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Spices that he probably doesn't use

    • @olgaboyko7510
      @olgaboyko7510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You will never take my cargo

  • @reyvillegasjr166
    @reyvillegasjr166 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Mad respect for Shelly BoothBishop,he held his ground and tried to protect his cargo but was outnumbered 4 to 1

    • @alexdredge655
      @alexdredge655 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Went down like a true Brit lol

    • @thewheatness
      @thewheatness ปีที่แล้ว +31

      not since Nelson has there been a more gallant captain who has sailed the highways for Crown and Country

    • @l.e.miller1208
      @l.e.miller1208 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thewheatness But Peter had Town and Country

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    The amount of property damage Peter causes is just hilarious

    • @belgiumcomics2537
      @belgiumcomics2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah.
      That guy causes more property damage than the Avengers.

    • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
      @JayAshBranAudioScripts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@belgiumcomics2537 but less than Superman

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not to mention to his own car, Lois is going to be mad at him for it but then again, she's always mad at him for something.......

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha
      Other mates: hahaha

    • @sethsholtis5297
      @sethsholtis5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In this episode or just in general?

  • @liviofonseca
    @liviofonseca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    The most historical accurate sword fight in cinema and tv history

    • @Luxington1
      @Luxington1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That distinction belongs to Potop.

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shadiversity needs to review it.

    • @barnacle_bill2257
      @barnacle_bill2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah that goes to Master and Commander

    • @deeburke7392
      @deeburke7392 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except for he called them privateers

    • @UreksatheJade
      @UreksatheJade ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@deeburke7392that's accurate though

  • @hoopschoop3339
    @hoopschoop3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "ThEY STINK OF GOOD CHEER"
    AAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @Jester-15
      @Jester-15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      HAHAHAHA

    • @nojustno.justno
      @nojustno.justno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Jester-15 after we had our fill of bread and wine. We shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine.

    • @Chris_Figiel
      @Chris_Figiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nojustno.justno AAAAAAAHAHA

    • @lichkinggamer5708
      @lichkinggamer5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Chris_Figiel HAHHAHH!

  • @TheEternalSteelAngel
    @TheEternalSteelAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    00:48
    “AghhhGHHHHHgghh!!!! Kristallnacht!!!!”
    I swear this makes me laugh uncontrollably every time.

    • @Mrowa066
      @Mrowa066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      and most of the people don't get it xD

    • @j.lawrence9242
      @j.lawrence9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes so damn funy lol, thousands of people killed, raa ped and homes destroyed

    • @Mrowa066
      @Mrowa066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@j.lawrence9242 it's ok to not be fond of dark humor

    • @j.lawrence9242
      @j.lawrence9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mrowa066 dark "humor" can be many times used to send anoter message

    • @Mrowa066
      @Mrowa066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@j.lawrence9242 that's so woke xD

  • @LordFhalkyn
    @LordFhalkyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    I like how the British guy is driving a British car (you can tell from where the driver's seat is located.) It's the little details.

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      hes also on the lfet side of the road

    • @QPRTokyo
      @QPRTokyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s a Mini Cooper. In fact they were well known for rallying. The Mini would handle corners better than the cartoon version.

    • @FunkafiedBandit
      @FunkafiedBandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its a mini cooper, british rally car, too that's why I was cracking up 😂

    • @jedizelfknight
      @jedizelfknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't mini cooper italian? Or isn't mini cooper german cuz it's owned by BMW?

    • @FunkafiedBandit
      @FunkafiedBandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jedizelfknight That's fiat bro. And no it's british, just because BMW owns it doesn't make it german. They were originally founded in England and BMW bought them to make them their british line of cars

  • @langarasg1463
    @langarasg1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    What's funny is that this was one of the more successful jobs Peter's ever had. He's got people working for him, robbed Mort, and successfully took a Brit's entire cargo. I don't know how much Mort's stuff worth, but the cargo would probably be a few hundred dollars at least.
    !Probable Math Alert (if you don't wanna get bored, stop here)!
    Alright, so let's assume those crates/barrels can hold 50 pounds each (can't tell for sure since I don't know their dimensions, but that pirate didn't have any trouble whatsoever lifting each up and tossing them to his buddy), and the Brit said he carried tobacco, spices, and sugarcane. I could only see the pirates taking 8 of those containers, so we'll also assume that that was everything the guy had in his car.
    Tobacco (~$2.03 per pound) would be about $100 per container, a pretty decent haul.
    Sugarcane on the other hand (~$0.03... I think? It's hard to tell for sure, too many different costs found) would only be worth about $1.50 per container, Peter would've gotten more from selling the wood making up the containers.
    Spices are more broad, so let's assume it's Cinnamon ($6) since it was one of the more cheaper ones I could find (seriously, some spices were >$200 per pound). That alone would be $300 per container, and again, this is for one of the cheaper spices.
    With 8 containers total, let's separate this as evenly as we can: 2 for Cinnamon (due to price to make things more fair), 3 for Sugarcane (sugar's addictive), and 3 for tobacco (same reason as Sugarcane). The spices would be $600, Tobacco $300, and Sugarcane $4.50. That's an estimated $904.50, almost a thousand dollars!
    Even if he had to split the earnings evenly between his 4-man crew, he'd be walking away with over $200. The average Manager's annual salary is $123,972 (according to salary.com), or about $60/hour (www.calcxml.com/calculators/convert-salary-to-hourly?skn=606#results); and Peter made over $200 in less than 3 minutes! If he stayed on as a Pirate I have no doubt he'd be swimming in money (though he did do that once, and that didn't work out for him)!

    • @RenegadeElite101
      @RenegadeElite101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If he only his car repairs and expense of firing the cannon were less than that.

    • @izzfizz9721
      @izzfizz9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is the most effort I've ever seen anyone put into a comment on a family guy video of all things

    • @langarasg1463
      @langarasg1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RenegadeElite101 Well actually, if he's a pirate, he probably just stole them. I think the outfit, parrot, and likely gunpowder would be his only real expense on this endeavor (simply due to how much powder needed would be more than he can reasonably steal [also faster just to pay for it]). Otherwise, he can simply rob the docks to try and get the weapons, like how he got his crew (Quahog is an old settler town, so there's bound to be at least one ship with canons).

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shame he'd be arrested for... highway piracy.

    • @ladyspicy6840
      @ladyspicy6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this scene would serve as a fun math lesson for middle school math class or something

  • @Voysh2Voysh69
    @Voysh2Voysh69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    After we’ve had our fill of bread & wine, we shall tell tales of OTHER times we’ve had our fill of bread & wine.

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Being a pirate wasn't that great. There were many times when they did not have their bread and wine, which is why they bothered to tell stories about it.

    • @brianban110
      @brianban110 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds more like a pot head telling you about other times they've gotten high

  • @Robert-hz9bj
    @Robert-hz9bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Say what you will about Boothbishop. Dude died like a true Englishman...

  • @benx101cool5
    @benx101cool5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Say what you might, but Peter is surprisingly agile for a guy of his weight.
    Dude was able to sword fight and then backflip on a moving car.

    • @scienceuser99
      @scienceuser99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Tbf. Peter is canonically a very strong guy. He's done physically impressive feats from handling heavy artillery to fighting giant chickens 😂😭

  • @exaltedfinalist9488
    @exaltedfinalist9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    1:35 this is actually what pirates did on the high seas. they put up flags of British ships in order to seem friendly to merchants before raising their pirate flag and going in for the booty

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's where the term "false flag" came from.

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think we could all go in for that.

    • @joechilds3256
      @joechilds3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks Colombo

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@carultch that is where the term “Fraying Fish” came from actually.

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y

  • @takodahager4165
    @takodahager4165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love it when Peter destroys the pharmacy toys. Too real man

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    For no reason I'm going to fire this cannon all over your store. Ha ha ha

    • @yunidai16
      @yunidai16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A-HA! Terrible pharmacy toys! We'll see to it that no child ever receives these as a last-minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party!

    • @jmal
      @jmal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yunidai16 I put terrible pharmacy toys in the same category as those "ultimate guides" you see at the checkout aisles.

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Lmao he’s humming “Rule, Britania” as he goes down with his car! 🤣

  • @knightandlord
    @knightandlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "After we've had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine."
    Classic pirate quotes.

    • @amiersmith7700
      @amiersmith7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      like whattt😭😭😭😭

    • @ViewtifulAce
      @ViewtifulAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is a pirate quote:
      "I'm going to be King of the Pirates!"

    • @maxav1-exe
      @maxav1-exe ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “I Got A Jar Of Dirt”

  • @akazasoyama_x
    @akazasoyama_x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    This is hands down my favorite family guy episode, I love it when they laugh so much lmao

    • @ClarkKentPeter
      @ClarkKentPeter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which season which episode?

    • @humbletimezarrangements
      @humbletimezarrangements ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ClarkKentPeterlast episode of season 5 I believe, if not 6

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@humbletimezarrangements But after Peter becomes a pirate, he then becomes a nonfactor as the rest of the episode is about Chris falling in love with Anna, the local veterinarian. Peter does give Chris some advice, but the advice is to act like a jerk because girls like bad boys, I guess? But that doesn't work (obviously Peter should've known better because acting like a jerk didn't get Lois to love him) and Chris ends up back to square one. Also, he hits Brian with a chair to use as an excuse to see Anna. Did I forget to mention Amanda Bynes voiced Anna?

  • @twistedstrength.
    @twistedstrength. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That was one determined Brit; he defended his cargo against four men for a good couple of minutes while speeding down a roadway.

    • @Wishmaster787
      @Wishmaster787 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And gracefully went down with his ship

  • @kennyfrykberg9352
    @kennyfrykberg9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I want to play. Assassin's Creed Black Flag. Now.
    I got a lust after seeing this. 😁

    • @hellsinginferno6359
      @hellsinginferno6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I knew I wasn't the only one

    • @femboygaming9886
      @femboygaming9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Play sea of thieves

    • @BarberShave19
      @BarberShave19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@femboygaming9886 Pfft, heck no. Sea of Thieves is a haven for griefers and trolls. Black Flag is WAY better.

    • @radicalthunder5740
      @radicalthunder5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@femboygaming9886 you have terrible taste in games if you recommend playing that asinine game

    • @thewizard7396
      @thewizard7396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BarberShave19 I’ve played both, and black flag has too many limits. Half the game is just following people around.

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “That car is coming up awfully fast…. But at least it’s flying the British flag 🇬🇧” 😂

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if it was the American flag they were waving?🤣 🇺🇲

    • @hannablackwell9544
      @hannablackwell9544 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🏴‍☠️
      Har-har!

    • @konighartzderiv.4898
      @konighartzderiv.4898 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@monkeycat48depends on the century.

    • @superkylorentrevor2408
      @superkylorentrevor2408 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh no pirates! No doubt they're after the sugar cane tobacco and spices.

  • @leplanteurdesaigon246
    @leplanteurdesaigon246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    What I find even more hilarious with this scene is that in French a "carjacking" is called "piraterie routière" piracy road and that's exactly what I imagine with this term.

  • @Sully2001
    @Sully2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    0:50 Mort saying Night of Glass had me dying of laughter😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s sad but funny at the same time.

    • @codiefitz3876
      @codiefitz3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ChaseMcCain81 No, it’s simply hilarious. Not sad at all.

    • @thelastyeetbender4429
      @thelastyeetbender4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@codiefitz3876 ah, an antisemite, i see

    • @amourabidi492
      @amourabidi492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelastyeetbender4429 that term doesn’t even make sense, literally the entire Middle East is Semitic

    • @zhysari3083
      @zhysari3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amourabidi492 the term "Semetic" is just in use in linguistics today. The terms "anti-Semite" or "antisemitism" came by a circuitous route to refer more narrowly to anyone who was hostile or discriminatory towards Jews in particular. (Wikipedia)

  • @sreekanthsyamala9892
    @sreekanthsyamala9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:31 The way the parrot looked at Peter like “Bruh”

    • @Blank_490
      @Blank_490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude this comment is hella underrated

  • @leifewald5117
    @leifewald5117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Keeping a cannon in the back of your car?
    Now that’s pirating...

  • @bluetarantulaproductions6179
    @bluetarantulaproductions6179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    One of my favorite moments from Family Guy

  • @sighberia7732
    @sighberia7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Peter did a Jedi backflip to get back in the car lmao

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      frontflip but yea

    • @mikep9312
      @mikep9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At around 300 pounds, thats an amazing gymnastic feat.

  • @newman6434
    @newman6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    notice how they are both driving on the correct side of the road

  • @kambiz7556
    @kambiz7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The cultural and historic references are at another level.

  • @ETHAN-is3li
    @ETHAN-is3li ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One of the most rewatched scenes of Family Guy

  • @ALoneWoIf
    @ALoneWoIf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His "Ha Haaaa" before every statement he makes still cracks me up even now lol. 😂

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Peter would literally get several life sentences for all this in real life.

    • @vorlux6354
      @vorlux6354 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True In the US the sentence for Piracy is a life sentence in prison

  • @dylantennant6594
    @dylantennant6594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I would love to see Lois' reaction when Peter comes home with the car destroyed.

    • @stabbityjoe7588
      @stabbityjoe7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She would be upset I think

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@stabbityjoe7588 Its ok. He'll repair it with the proceeds he gets from all that sugarcane, spice and tobacco he plundered.

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U mean a wheel ship right? 😅

    • @ladyspicy6840
      @ladyspicy6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she wouldn't care probably since the car will be magically fixed in the next scene if it's not the main focus of the plot

  • @jasonchilado
    @jasonchilado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That’s legitimately an amazing action sequence.

  • @joeymoran6967
    @joeymoran6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    1:21
    There is a bart doll in that explosion

    • @N0b0dyh3re
      @N0b0dyh3re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joey Moran good catch

    • @ansch8333
      @ansch8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wooow nice one

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man I must slowed down video to 0,25 to see it :D

    • @CloudNey
      @CloudNey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy Moly! That's true

    • @negeritopizza6103
      @negeritopizza6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man of culture and keen sight

  • @riverstyx928
    @riverstyx928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "there's me wench" lol.

  • @supereddify
    @supereddify ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!" ☠️

  • @SlayerTank99
    @SlayerTank99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You got to love how most Family Guy episodes just consist of Peter going through phases.

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shame that the pirate phase couldn't last an entire episode's length worthy of jokes, scenes of him on the high seas, and Joe dressed as a pirate

  • @MichaelOfRohan
    @MichaelOfRohan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "After weve had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine!!"
    That one has stuck with me for over a decade.

  • @ryansmith5359
    @ryansmith5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:48 elite comedy😂😂

    • @tundraffa2597
      @tundraffa2597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s actually the funniest part of the video

  • @jg2904
    @jg2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The music at 1:54 is from The Sea Hawk by Erich Wolfgang Korngold. Leave it to a Seth MacFarlane project to reference film scores from 1940.

    • @Man-From-Another-Place
      @Man-From-Another-Place 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The battle sequence and music reminded me of the beginning of Monty Python's Meaning of Life, but they were also probably parodying the same film.

    • @Grafknar
      @Grafknar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God bless you

  • @tallperson117
    @tallperson117 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that he asked for 5 tankards of ale when there's only four people, meaning one tankard is for the parrot. True pirate.

  • @MrGrant176
    @MrGrant176 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Family guy music composers writing the hardest orchestra pieces for literally no reason

  • @tasteful_trash4773
    @tasteful_trash4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    1:21 there was a bart Simpson plush toy in the explosion

  • @majinnazir9983
    @majinnazir9983 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I don't care who they are they stink
    Get em outta here"🤣😂

  • @jamesmarjan5481
    @jamesmarjan5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Englishman,fought gallantly.

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123
    @youtubeviolatedme7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Peter Griffin”

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Ahah, for no reason i’m going to fire this cannon all over your store” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanhowe5753
      @ryanhowe5753 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Ahah, terrible pharmacy toys! We’ll see to it that no child ever receives these as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party!”

  • @eagleflies9515
    @eagleflies9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mort thinking a bunch of thugs entering his shop was Kristallnacht is so underrated

  • @quotesnmantras-psychology-1864
    @quotesnmantras-psychology-1864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    that laugh gets me everytime!

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The reason pirates showed off their pirate flag instead of just going incognito with another flag the whole way and launch a surprise attack is because the usual tactic was to intimidate the enemy vessel into surrendering without a fight because a battle was actually a last resort.
    Pirates don't have the luxury of a government or patron to resupply them should they lose men, ammo or ship parts so the priority was to fight as little as possible to conserve their resources. Which is why the usual tactic was intimidation with all this flashy iconography.

  • @redviper6805
    @redviper6805 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:55 and onward. First time I saw this episode, that music felt familiar. Years later I learned it was the soundtrack from the Errol Flynn swashbuckling movie The Sea Hawk, specifically from the climatic duel scene. Erich Korngold was the John Williams for movies of the 1930s and 1940s

  • @InitialiseDisk
    @InitialiseDisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is funnier than every single funny moment of Friends combined.

  • @RobertoX98
    @RobertoX98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “AH HA, for no reason I’m gonna to fire this cannon all over your store.”

  • @blooddragon0906
    @blooddragon0906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Felt bad for Mort his pharmacy got mauled by Pirates

    • @MrPhantaze
      @MrPhantaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its Family Guy and Mort is Jew, so for them very reasonable

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven, same.

    • @battleblaster4203
      @battleblaster4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And on Kritallnacht too

    • @DIOBrando-ur5we
      @DIOBrando-ur5we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He deserves it lol

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the one who sold these stupid last-minute gifts, he had it coming.

  • @Flexie1234
    @Flexie1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ahaaaaa! Hahahahaha!

  • @onebleachpiece956
    @onebleachpiece956 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just loving the fact that they're laughing at everything 🤣

  • @onekthmatt
    @onekthmatt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The recycled animation of them laughing got me.

  • @toddmccoy5677
    @toddmccoy5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:22 HAHAAA HAHAHAHAHAA😂

    • @hopemueller2658
      @hopemueller2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (Looks heartily back at other pirates)

  • @julioflorence1859
    @julioflorence1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    BEST FAMILY GUY SCENE!
    PIRATE CAR BATTLE!

    • @jamescupedro
      @jamescupedro 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      followed closely by limo joust ;)

  • @NPGamer11
    @NPGamer11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Still better than pirates of the Carribean 5

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NPGamer11 No please don’t say that 🥺I’m on stranger tides in a marathon right now and I hope 5 isn’t that bad as everyone says.

    • @yeahbutontheotherhand
      @yeahbutontheotherhand 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taegotkash so how was it ?

    • @artemreinhart747
      @artemreinhart747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taegotkash don't leave me on a cliffhanger! how was the outcome? x.x

  • @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232
    @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is why I love family guy

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao that was a 2 minute swim to shore at most 😂

  • @superpig6186
    @superpig6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:07 Top Ten Best Fights Of All Time

  • @lionkingfan
    @lionkingfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The funny things is that actual pirates that lived a long time ago had short lives.even in 1900 live expectancy was like 46 or something.I can't imagine how short it was when pirates actually existed .

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's why buried treasure wasn't a thing. Because they didn't know how long they'd last (whatever the cause of death may be), they either wore their wealth and/or spent it at the nearest port.
      It's also why some wore earrings, as they were both a proto dog tag giving info as well as some wealth to leave to behind to a next of kin.
      (Also, those mortality rates are skewered because of a lot of infant/child deaths. If one made it to adulthood, then the life expectancy was more or less the same as today)

    • @lionkingfan
      @lionkingfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timfortune9 oh okay but to be honest did a lot of people like pirates have a different conceptualization of what old age like we do now because of how ancient that time period was anyway.I heard some 47 year old back in 1894 probably had a cane and could barely walk and could haven been some old scrooge guy who possibly loved running some coal mine all day or something.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lionkingfan
      Socrates, a man who lived nearly 3,000 years ago, died when he was 73.
      Life expectancy has always been between your 60s to 70s. Whenever life expectancy claims to be "in the 40s" it's because of bad science, and stupid people mixing child deaths in with the adult deaths which ruins the math.
      Besides that, yeah mist pirates assumed they wouldn't live very long, because being a pirate is super dangerous. Even pirates today act like every day is their last, because it very well could be. That's why they were a drunks who gambled away their wealth; it was the only chance they had to enjoy it.

    • @jmal
      @jmal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "A merry life, and a short one." - Bartholomew Roberts

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mostly due to bad hygiene, you were more likely to die from sickness than a stabbing or a hanging.

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:49 Wilhelm scream

  • @Gimrivi
    @Gimrivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The mast and the sails get me all the damn time

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact the British guy is driving an old school morris mini cooper makes it all the more hilarious

  • @a.w.sawtooth9469
    @a.w.sawtooth9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *Them*
    “So, what kind of work do you do?”
    1:56
    *Me*
    “It’s complicated..”

    • @lichkinggamer5708
      @lichkinggamer5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d love to be a pirate and steal cargo from anyone

  • @Hollows1997
    @Hollows1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We just gonna ignore the fact that the lone British sailor nearly fought off an enemy with superior numbers of crew, a larger ship and more power by himself and very nearly won.
    This… this is why we built the largest empire the world has ever seen.

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 ปีที่แล้ว

      The British are OP, their tea gives them super powers.

  • @BlaketheBlock
    @BlaketheBlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:28 let's not forget that Peter is supposed to be obese

    • @axostierIV
      @axostierIV 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was a gravity not a-
      *shut up meg*

  • @darthbradmedia8929
    @darthbradmedia8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:49 I’m honestly surprised that they would make a joke about The Night of Broken Glass, but this is Family Guy we are talking about.

  • @EventHorizonPrdctns
    @EventHorizonPrdctns ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man. Family Guy really was KING for a moment in history.

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shelley Boothbishop did a pretty good job considering it was just him. Peter had an entire crew.

  • @Mattropolis97
    @Mattropolis97 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank god every clip of this damn show is online so I can find anything I remember randomly when I’m drunk

  • @gregorbaby4269
    @gregorbaby4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Is noone going to talk about why that car was driving in middle of the road... Shiver me timbers he could've got caught.. Epic pirate battle parody though

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how they all pose for a second after bursting through the door

  • @hotshotelectrichead521
    @hotshotelectrichead521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:03 "AH-HA, FOR NO REASON, I'M GONNA FIRE THIS CANNON ALL OVER YOUR STORE!! HAHAHA!!"
    1:12 "AH-HA, TERRIBLE PHARMACY TOYS, WELL SEE TO IT THAT NO CHILD SHOULD EVER RECEIVE THESE AS A LAST MINUTE GIFT, HASTILY BOUGHT ON THE WAY TO THE PARTY!!"

  • @londonlynch4631
    @londonlynch4631 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "They promised me pirate action i didnt get the pirates, i wanted the pirate family guy, i didnt get the pirates!"

  • @reyvillegasjr166
    @reyvillegasjr166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone commented how funny it was how peter looks back at the guys to make sure they are laughing with him everytime peter does the "aaahhaaaahh_!! . I never thought it was that funny but the more I look at it now its a lot more funnier than I thought 😂

  • @teamfmreborn7045
    @teamfmreborn7045 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm British and that ending was one of the most British things I've ever seen and I've watched the movie Hot Fuzz twice 😂

  • @vinegart3211
    @vinegart3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol the repeated laughing animation

  • @Voysh2Voysh69
    @Voysh2Voysh69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “SHOOTITAGUNNNNN!”

    • @kadenharley8232
      @kadenharley8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "What? I didn't understand that!"😁

    • @Voysh2Voysh69
      @Voysh2Voysh69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kadenharley8232 I said, “Shoot it again, but I said it pirate-like.” 😂

  • @childhooddreamer6975
    @childhooddreamer6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:12 Those pharmacy toys don't look so bad.

  • @taslimoseni2231
    @taslimoseni2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least, the man fought with courage and valor.

  • @neeperdoodle9749
    @neeperdoodle9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    nobody asking why this guy was driving in the middle of the road 2:21

  • @manicvolcanic4542
    @manicvolcanic4542 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way he checks to make sure they all laughed 😂😂😂

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the top rated comment

  • @neonwarrior1014
    @neonwarrior1014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omjosh I love this show so much thank you.

    • @rat2001
      @rat2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omjosh I love this show so much thank you.

    • @neonwarrior1014
      @neonwarrior1014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omjosh I love this show so much thank you.

    • @rat2001
      @rat2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohjosh I love this show so much thank you..

    • @thatonemoth6718
      @thatonemoth6718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohjosh I love this show so much thank you.

    • @rat2001
      @rat2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohjosh I love this show so much thank you.

  • @muztahidmustafa1215
    @muztahidmustafa1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Peter looks brilliant as a swashbuckler.

  • @zachzitzow8306
    @zachzitzow8306 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a WAAAAAY better pirate tale than one piece, by FAR!!

  • @soavader9641
    @soavader9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "AHAAAAAA THERES ME WENCH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuasmith8865
      @joshuasmith8865 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter what the heck are you doing?

    • @KordaiHunter
      @KordaiHunter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's Long John Peter to you porthole

    • @soavader9641
      @soavader9641 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats long John Peter to you Porthole! HAHAHAHAAAAA​@joshuasmith8865

  • @2step181
    @2step181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Peter literally called his wife a wench

  • @brandonskanesauthor
    @brandonskanesauthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My thoughts, "But Mort is your friend" lol

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh right, this is back when the characters were friends...

    • @brandonskanesauthor
      @brandonskanesauthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stingerjohnny9951 well, there was also the more recent episode when Peter and Quagmire tried to help Mort with his business. I haven't seen a lot of episodes from the last few seasons, though.

  • @classicgunstoday1972
    @classicgunstoday1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun Note: the music soundtrack used when attacking the British car is from the Errol Flynn pirate movie The Sea Hawk from Warner Bros. in 1940.

    • @peterang78
      @peterang78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s cool, any name or link to that specific soundtrack?

    • @classicgunstoday1972
      @classicgunstoday1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterang78 here is most of it. The sword fighting part is when he is fighting the Spaniard captain in the beginning or duels the traitor Lord Wolfingham in the end.
      th-cam.com/video/cqLwhAepMw0/w-d-xo.html

    • @classicgunstoday1972
      @classicgunstoday1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterang78 here is the scene where you hear most of it in the beginning
      th-cam.com/video/3wUkq6JBoMQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @mranderson718
    @mranderson718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Peter standing directly behind that cannon is gonna lead to losing his foot when the recoil slams it into him

  • @purpleglitterladette
    @purpleglitterladette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The thing about pharmacy toys is too true lol

  • @Phentes
    @Phentes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:51 that sounds like a name roger would come up with 😂

    • @Skoopbooppoop
      @Skoopbooppoop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably that’s actually him

  • @kingwillsadventures2217
    @kingwillsadventures2217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was actually very Entertaining

  • @barneystinson9096
    @barneystinson9096 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:24 me when i hit someone in mario kart

  • @gorky1986
    @gorky1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best Peters adventures