Nick Carlson I had one with all these sob stories about how their mom stole their money and they would loose their financial aid and they HAD to get a B... I let them retake the class (and gave them an incomplete) and they did WORSE the second time around.
Watching and listening to this with a friend who said "Wait, was this an exact conversation you had with one of your students?" No... it's a combination between two former students.
Those 8 classes missed don't count because he had to go to France for the funeral for his dead grandmother... I mean, grandfather... I mean, favourite grandparent, you bastard! :p
The prof recommends the student repeat the course with another instructor. I had to repeat a few courses and found a new prof made a 100% improvement. I just wonder why some ppl OPT to repeat it with the same prof, several times. Maybe the prof's method of teaching does not correspond to the students method of learning. Indeed profs also ask their students why they don't try it with someone else.
so some teacher was showing a video to sophomores, the video ended and this video opened up but it was paused. My senior class came to the classroom next, and my teacher was like ooh a video lets watch it...and she explained to us later that she was sorry if someone got offended and didn't know this stuff was in the video lol
"Do you want fries with that?" What he'll actually be saying in a few years is "Mr. Speaker, may I have another three minutes." or "My fellow Alaskans." or "Thank you for taking my call, Mr. Limbaugh."
@msteber88 Try "most of them" squandered it. Students like you are one of the only reasons professors can get through the day without resorting to drugs/
This clip makes me sad when I think of the students who slacked off in one of my college English classes. Clearly I was one of the few students who gave 100 percent effort and subsequently received an A. It broke my heart knowing that my professor gave the students many opportunities to ace the class. Sadly, some of them squandered it.
Yea, my letters are written exactly in the same manner as youtube comments that I post while taking a crap ~.~ Also " you have a job of any significance" is that where you landed with your conformity?
I thought college students actually geared themselves to pass, but once I got to college myself I realized this was far from the truth in the general education classes anyway, such as English. Clearly their parents are forcing them to attend college and paying their way through it, hence why the students are lazy. I myself want to get a career, so I am in college thanks to my dad paying for me to go, but I am actually passing! I'm down to my last semester in fact because I actually car to pass.
And.. the sad thing is that 90% of teachers (according to the comment section) as well as mine were careless as well and showed this video to class.. after that they said “oh i did not know!” Well, did you check it ? Sounds most teachers who hate being called like that are the ones who fail students.. as they are careless :) the tables had flipped that day in class we laughed so hard🤣
The prof may very well have odd expectations. You have no control over that but you failed to adjust to those expectations. That's part of learning how to think, how to adapt & you didn't do that. Pretty much any path you take in life you will have to deal with difficult people in one way or another. If you work for/own a company there will be difficult clients you will be expected to deal with & adapt to. See the point I am making here? Learning to deal with those situations is part of college
I've seen people like this ... I failed an English course, once. It sucked. I worked my ass off, spent about six hours a night, every night, redrafting and perfecting each of my essays, doing everything I could to do the best possible work, and the professor still gave me 20% and 30% on all of them. Also, I always got 100%s in every other English course I've ever taken, and I didn't put nearly as much effort into any of those, so maybe my professor did just hate me ...
"no effort", "it's your fault" -I beg your pardon? And yes, I can prove that my grade is unjust by entering an inside process of litigation. It's composed of several steps more or less like a real court situation. So far I've proved wrong mathematically (management science models) my right to get significantly better grade (B+ from F) and management accounting - where I've proved that exam was really poorly constructed by getting opinion from Deloitte consultants (Also B+ from F), only to
It's very true. I'm a student and I've heard so many lazy students give these excuses to both me and the professors. It's sad and annoying. Probably one of the rare times I actually feel sorry for teachers. Imagine having to hear this every semester.
It feels like the teacher is the king just like that and the student is the slave he just has to do this and that even thu some teachers work hard to teach but most of them they just care abt giving u the fucking material and u do things ur own and if u did a mistake they blame you .. i am not talking abt failing.. talking specifically abt getting a C in a course that u think u r excellent at (and u really are) its just the professor.. want an evidence? Sure, my friend has a phd in physics and my professor also has a phd, i got a very low grades on the exams even thu i solved it right and most of the questions i solve them almost rightly, but still a low grade. I talked to my friend asking him to grade my papers fairly and i did the math, i should get B+/A-, and when u go to the professor’s office he makes u feel as if the mistake is yours not his and that he did a PERFECT job in giving the materials.. yea guess what, no one is perfect, neither u nor i.. shoutout to every good professor who thinks like a student and works like a teacher.
Can't stop laughing over ":Smack My Bitch Up".
my 80 year old theology teacher played this at my catholic school and he WAS LAUGHING
My god. I've taught for almost twenty years now, and this is my life every December and May. I've been triggered. :)
Sorry you must teach so many morons. I'm a decent student but not in math and guess what if I fail (which I have) Guess who's fault it is? MINE .
I wish more college professors were like this. Most of them caved in to this bullshit and made it all too easy, and now here we are.
"Oh. .....well....but I need an A."
Nick Carlson I had one with all these sob stories about how their mom stole their money and they would loose their financial aid and they HAD to get a B... I let them retake the class (and gave them an incomplete) and they did WORSE the second time around.
Watching and listening to this with a friend who said "Wait, was this an exact conversation you had with one of your students?"
No... it's a combination between two former students.
I'm watching this while in my last semester of university to remind myself not to slack off during these last two months.
Student: "I showed up for every class's
Also student: Didn't attend the first class, and missed 8 classes because "his balls fell off"
"One of my balls fell off."
I almost died :D
Goes along with "I have a hard-on.com"
Well he shouldn't have been rubbing himself.
There were 5 papers. You turned in 3. Why did you turn in only 3?
My grandma died.
Twice...
"One of my ovaries fell out."
Aw yeah, I remember that beautiful song "Smack my Bitch Up"
Another classic from Elvis
I love your intentional 'silences' that you do.
Adds quite the amount of humor to the scene. >w
"I don't understand why all of my professors hate me.'
Missed 8 classes yet also attended every class at the same time? GIVE THIS BEAR AN A!!!
Those 8 classes missed don't count because he had to go to France for the funeral for his dead grandmother... I mean, grandfather... I mean, favourite grandparent, you bastard! :p
Wow. This is art.
This is amazing. English professors are not the only teachers that have to deal with this. It seems like I hear this every day.
The prof recommends the student repeat the course with another instructor. I had to repeat a few courses and found a new prof made a 100% improvement. I just wonder why some ppl OPT to repeat it with the same prof, several times. Maybe the prof's method of teaching does not correspond to the students method of learning. Indeed profs also ask their students why they don't try it with someone else.
so some teacher was showing a video to sophomores, the video ended and this video opened up but it was paused. My senior class came to the classroom next, and my teacher was like ooh a video lets watch it...and she explained to us later that she was sorry if someone got offended and didn't know this stuff was in the video lol
Ordinarily, the monotone voices would drive me nuts. In this case they really enhance the writing.
I also love the little *wiggleduh* they do.
People like this are all over that Rate My Professor website..... it's hilarious
This is a classic.
My favorite Elvis song is "Smack My Bitch Up", as well. lmao
Had many of these same conversations with students.
"SMACK MY BITCH UP" i can't stop laughing :))
I teach English at oil companies and can soooooooooooooo relate! This is just unbelievably accurate! I love it.
"I failed. I'm trying to rationalize my failure to myself." - TruthLoverofgod
I missed these
He's sadly smarter than most college students today. That's depressing to think about.
3:25 I laughed for three minutes straight 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I was in the hospital, because one of my balls fell off." ...seems legit.
Yup, there are a whole lot of college students who REALLY are this ridiculous.
no wonder we have so many graduates who would be cleaning houses in other countries lol
Hahaha. I've had this conversation with students before!
Every kid ever
I never understood how my friends failed English classes now I understand
Thank you, sir. You unintentionally validate my point, and yes, I would like fries with that.
"One of my Ovaries Fell off" I LOLed That was hilarious!
yeah, most of my classmates just don't give a sh*t and they're the ones who complain the most about their grades LOL
"Do you want fries with that?" What he'll actually be saying in a few years is "Mr. Speaker, may I have another three minutes." or "My fellow Alaskans." or "Thank you for taking my call, Mr. Limbaugh."
"just three of them"
omg, that killed me
its just to differentiate between each, when turning 180 and if both were the same, then you would not be able to tell the difference (with headshots)
My English teacher showed this in class. XD
Perfect! I've heard them all, already!
"but I fell asleep three times" Heh, you did better than me at some of my 9 AM classes.
Wow...this student was in my Psych class, too.
This nigga said, "one of my ovaries fell out." Oh my fucking god. I've been crying for the last 5 minutes. That's the funniest shit in the world. XD
"And your personal ads at 'I Have a Hardon dot com.' lmao
Yep. That's just about correct. I wonder if I should make this required viewing for my classes next semester? :-)
@msteber88 Try "most of them" squandered it. Students like you are one of the only reasons professors can get through the day without resorting to drugs/
Bobby you SPEAK English!
DAMNIT JELIN NOT AGAIN, WE GOTTA SAVE THIS ONE
"The white bear is trying to keep the black bear down!" - Al Sharpton
They're pigs, not bears.
Stay in school don't make excuses
LAWLLLLLLLLLLL DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?????????????
freaking Brilliant, just freaking brilliant
OMG! This is EXACTLY what students do😂😂😂
Thank you!!
Hahahahhahahaa it's so so funny !!!))) I love this video )
I'm surprise how he's knew about all the activity on his phone
I didn't think stupidity could become this severe, I think we've lost him.
Yes, I am certain that teachers would find this cathartic.
Is it sad that only me and one girl try our hardest in a reinforced math class while everybody else yells swears and messes with music on there phone
This clip makes me sad when I think of the students who slacked off in one of my college English classes. Clearly I was one of the few students who gave 100 percent effort and subsequently received an A. It broke my heart knowing that my professor gave the students many opportunities to ace the class. Sadly, some of them squandered it.
no, i've seen one where the black piggy/kitty is the teacher
How did he get a scholarship? Just being 'special?'
Yea, my letters are written exactly in the same manner as youtube comments that I post while taking a crap ~.~ Also " you have a job of any significance" is that where you landed with your conformity?
I thought college students actually geared themselves to pass, but once I got to college myself I realized this was far from the truth in the general education classes anyway, such as English. Clearly their parents are forcing them to attend college and paying their way through it, hence why the students are lazy. I myself want to get a career, so I am in college thanks to my dad paying for me to go, but I am actually passing! I'm down to my last semester in fact because I actually car to pass.
Absolutely hilarious.
This is just like high school, except that the teacher would have to be take the threats seriously...
excellent vid!
Well this video is inspiring. Now I know for sure what I SHOULDN'T do in college.
quite good
I do pay attention. I'm one of the best students.In fact they let me in debate team a year earlier because my English grade was so high.
This video only "sucks" if you're the student this video makes fun of. Otherwise, this is COMPLETELY ACCURATE.
And then you think how did these students get into college?
@lisapoet you can make your own, just go to the xtranormal web site.
Don't wake up in a road-side ditch
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
HAH, But soon they will put the patty in the soft drink thinking its ice. Yes even fast food needs some kind of brains.
And.. the sad thing is that 90% of teachers (according to the comment section) as well as mine were careless as well and showed this video to class.. after that they said “oh i did not know!” Well, did you check it ? Sounds most teachers who hate being called like that are the ones who fail students.. as they are careless :) the tables had flipped that day in class we laughed so hard🤣
Hey dude I need to umm like graduate from college man
3:04 Had me dying 😂
What should i do i had plans for summer and im afraid if i didnt pass the course in summer school???
This is SO on the money.
The prof may very well have odd expectations. You have no control over that but you failed to adjust to those expectations. That's part of learning how to think, how to adapt & you didn't do that. Pretty much any path you take in life you will have to deal with difficult people in one way or another. If you work for/own a company there will be difficult clients you will be expected to deal with & adapt to. See the point I am making here? Learning to deal with those situations is part of college
I've seen people like this ...
I failed an English course, once. It sucked. I worked my ass off, spent about six hours a night, every night, redrafting and perfecting each of my essays, doing everything I could to do the best possible work, and the professor still gave me 20% and 30% on all of them. Also, I always got 100%s in every other English course I've ever taken, and I didn't put nearly as much effort into any of those, so maybe my professor did just hate me ...
DarthFennec a
I want to take intro to Elvis.
No, I didn't. Some things, like commas, are optional.
"no effort", "it's your fault" -I beg your pardon? And yes, I can prove that my grade is unjust by entering an inside process of litigation. It's composed of several steps more or less like a real court situation. So far I've proved wrong mathematically (management science models) my right to get significantly better grade (B+ from F) and management accounting - where I've proved that exam was really poorly constructed by getting opinion from Deloitte consultants (Also B+ from F), only to
I've seen this at Radford.
Imagine the reaction to 3:00 if it was made today
Please tell me this is fake. Please tell me people aren't really this stupid
It's true. Almost word for word. Ask any professor
It's very true. I'm a student and I've heard so many lazy students give these excuses to both me and the professors. It's sad and annoying. Probably one of the rare times I actually feel sorry for teachers. Imagine having to hear this every semester.
James Michel It's obviously fake.
+James Michel Unfortunately, yes, people really are that stupid. Have you ever been to the DMV?
Joe FYYFF Not recently
I m doing english university in my school and im falling and my teacher sauf i have to take summer school
I actually used to know someone like that lol
Yes, deal with it.
9 McDonalds workers were not amused.
i would have loved to be there
It feels like the teacher is the king just like that and the student is the slave he just has to do this and that even thu some teachers work hard to teach but most of them they just care abt giving u the fucking material and u do things ur own and if u did a mistake they blame you .. i am not talking abt failing.. talking specifically abt getting a C in a course that u think u r excellent at (and u really are) its just the professor.. want an evidence? Sure, my friend has a phd in physics and my professor also has a phd, i got a very low grades on the exams even thu i solved it right and most of the questions i solve them almost rightly, but still a low grade. I talked to my friend asking him to grade my papers fairly and i did the math, i should get B+/A-, and when u go to the professor’s office he makes u feel as if the mistake is yours not his and that he did a PERFECT job in giving the materials.. yea guess what, no one is perfect, neither u nor i.. shoutout to every good professor who thinks like a student and works like a teacher.
LOOOLOLOL
one of my ovaries fell out LOL
It just seem like it was at first.