Only Fools and Horses - Albert wets himself

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  • A classic moment from Only Fools and Horses (He Aint Heavy, He's My Uncle). According to the family, Uncle Albert got mugged my a gang, and he explains the story of how he last was scared when he went face to face with a lion. He then wets himself by screaming on the chair, much to Del's dissapointment. But his dissapointment turns to laughter when Rodney comes home and sits on it. Haha, brilliant!
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  • @Markhayes1963
    @Markhayes1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The safety chain on the door is the very essence of John Sullivan..detail detail details

    • @User-3O3
      @User-3O3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't believe it(!)

  • @simonlloyd7557
    @simonlloyd7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    this is why John Sullivan was such a genius
    0:33

  • @robertbray2195
    @robertbray2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Trigger once said he never knew his father he died two years before he was born brilliant piece of comedy.

    • @michaelgrace1298
      @michaelgrace1298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some soldiers

    • @W1LLP
      @W1LLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye I remember that

    • @anthonyscott5376
      @anthonyscott5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did she put odsn under fathers name

    • @christopherobrien7115
      @christopherobrien7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ashes to ashes episode his nan dies he said his grandfather

    • @lifeslessons9889
      @lifeslessons9889 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Evemeister12
    @Evemeister12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love how Rodders just takes off the security chain from outdoors

  • @WAKE-UP-BRITAIN
    @WAKE-UP-BRITAIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    By far the greatest series ever for me personally it's had a big impact on society 💯❤

  • @robertallen2832
    @robertallen2832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    One of the funniest sketches in the series.

  • @charlottecole5281
    @charlottecole5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    David Jason just wants to laugh

  • @johntaylor6345
    @johntaylor6345 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Can't stop laughing. Only Fools and horses was the best. Fantastic. Great writing. Perfect situation comedy. Great method acting.

  • @raymondvaughan6262
    @raymondvaughan6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Brilliant comedy great writing from John sullivan great cast never be another trotters never see this stuff again on tele classic comedy

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based on an old joke.

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I love how Rodney is so oblivious to the fact that he's sitting on Uncle Albert's piss. 🤣

    • @muhammadalieesaa3379
      @muhammadalieesaa3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you listen carefully at 0:55, sounds like Rodney farts.

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@muhammadalieesaa3379 No he's just chuckling.

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jrspiritcommunicator7611 No, that’s just him saying, “Oh?”

    • @GrrMeister
      @GrrMeister ปีที่แล้ว

  • @carlcullen5059
    @carlcullen5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pissing me off all this laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisfox4466
    @chrisfox4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Del's Smile when Rodders Sat Down HA HA

  • @jasondonnelly6058
    @jasondonnelly6058 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the episode i actually hated del for 5mins because the way he threw albert out and found him at the docks

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Who edited the cuts on this? Mickey Pearce? The whole buildup is missing,

    • @stephensnell1379
      @stephensnell1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the whole thing was on TH-cam it would break copyright laws

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephensnell1379 yeah true enough.

    • @NickJay
      @NickJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As well as the punchline at the end when Rodney realises what's happened! :(

    • @stephensnell1379
      @stephensnell1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@musefan12345 and as you know breaking Copyright Laws is totally illegal to do

    • @User-3O3
      @User-3O3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephensnell1379 It's copyright infringement by it being on here at all. If you're going to upload it, you might as well upload the whole thing. Also, this video was uploaded in 2009. If it was going to be taken down due to copyright infringement, I reckon it would've happened by now, don't you?

  • @ellcee2571
    @ellcee2571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I MEAN JUST THERE WHEN I WENT GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • @bosnianjoker_1896
    @bosnianjoker_1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:04 Rodney's laugh 😂😂😂
    Bloody hell😂😂😂😂😂

    • @QuakeGames
      @QuakeGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bosnian Joker_18 u mean Del boy

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:25 LOL

  • @DamiensTrainsandTravels
    @DamiensTrainsandTravels 11 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    shame there no lion impression missed b4 start

  • @TheKonga88
    @TheKonga88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've just pissed in my pants and there's nothing anybody can do about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dances with wolves, the general after he gives Dunbar his post..

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m surprised you didn’t yell, “RAAAAAAAAA!”

  • @grog7772
    @grog7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best thing on tv ever !!

  • @topgmotiv8tion
    @topgmotiv8tion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Genius

  • @james34800
    @james34800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love only fools and horses it's so funny video

  • @errolstewart5155
    @errolstewart5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Classic🖤💛❤️🇦🇺😅😂

  • @abacgrs
    @abacgrs 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:04 hahahaahahahahaha I almost cry on that

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:01 "I did a very childish thing. I wet me self." LOL

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From an old joke.

  • @davidoftheglen3447
    @davidoftheglen3447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    LoL 3:03 Dave's face ha ha ha 😄

    • @NexusCool1
      @NexusCool1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why do you call him Dave? He's name is not Dave, Its Rodney.

    • @hootenanee29
      @hootenanee29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So what's dave then a nickname?

    • @alfiepickering7932
      @alfiepickering7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His names Rodney, Trigger calls him Dave

    • @hootenanee29
      @hootenanee29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *facepalms* always one isn't there. Seems we have our own real life trigger right here in the comments section.
      We know that Alfie we were quoting from another episode ffs!
      th-cam.com/video/r6TsxDGtMpA/w-d-xo.html there!

    • @davidoftheglen3447
      @davidoftheglen3447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alfiepickering7932 I know !!!! ha ha ha That's why we call him Dave *shakes head*

  • @en0rag
    @en0rag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Does that newspaper have anything other than adverts in it? Guess not much has changed since then

    • @billygiles3276
      @billygiles3276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah propaganda

    • @stephensnell1379
      @stephensnell1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because it's not even a real life newspaper. The newspaper was just used for the only Fools and HORSES episodes

  • @james34800
    @james34800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rodney u plonker

  • @manjinderdhesi9403
    @manjinderdhesi9403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic

  • @tillycat3062
    @tillycat3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👍🏻😜🤣😁😆 😭

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Too much is edited out. You should have included the telling of the lion story. The scene amounts to nothing without it! 🙄

  • @paulinebarber5102
    @paulinebarber5102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Leeteuk super junior dan anak laki laki 5

  • @NIGameYeah
    @NIGameYeah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Albert reminds me of family guy's version of god with the baldness and the beard.

  • @calvaryapologetics
    @calvaryapologetics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol

  • @stephenwalsh8184
    @stephenwalsh8184 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Piss? No, SHITE.

  • @donnn-sg4mk
    @donnn-sg4mk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They cut the bit where del gets tough with Albert!!!!???? Wtf!!!????

    • @stephensnell1379
      @stephensnell1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part is way too extreme to have on TH-cam
      I have the box set of only fools and horses and in that part of the episode you are referring to Del is so nasty to Albert that Raquel finds he isn't in his bedroom the following morning

    • @AJ-cv9zf
      @AJ-cv9zf ปีที่แล้ว

      Too extreme???? OMG are you having fun in your safe space little one? 😂

    • @stephensnell5707
      @stephensnell5707 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AJ-cv9zf yes it is very harsh and you need to talk to me properly in the comments you prune
      I happen to be a fully grown adult

  • @MrJeremyWeeks
    @MrJeremyWeeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Because I'm an old fart, I remember that joke on Dave Allen at Large! Still funny though!!

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what joke> i love dave allen. watched his show on tv years ago. i still go back and wwatch his stand up comedy. hilarious. not vulgarity except for some swear words but not as bad as what we hear nowadays.

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessiejames7492 The joke about wetting himself when he roared.

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Trev359 is that what it means 'ONLY WHEN I LAUGH' they even made a comedy out of that saying.

  • @fcukstrateduk
    @fcukstrateduk 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    @7039TS isn't it ironic to think that they considered Jim Broadbent for the part of Del Boy?! It just beggars belief! How weird would the series be?

    • @martinwilliamrandall
      @martinwilliamrandall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know you wouldn't get as many series our episodes

    • @tobyjones205
      @tobyjones205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They got him to play Slater though. Perfect for the role and all.

    • @benmatheson1189
      @benmatheson1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would of flopped

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benmatheson1189 How do you know it would have flopped. Jim Broadbent is an excellent actor. He was supurb as Slater. The character would have come across differently but he is good enough to have pulled it off if he had been chosen.People only think it wouldn't have worked because David Jason played the role for so many years we can't now imagine anyone else but at the time either would have been a good choice.

    • @benmatheson1189
      @benmatheson1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Trev359 my expert opinion says otherwise

  • @james34800
    @james34800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does grandad wet himself

    • @stephensnell1379
      @stephensnell1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a dickhead!
      It's Uncle Albert in this episode

  • @franceshicks5337
    @franceshicks5337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Raquel was never a favourite

  • @jessiejames7492
    @jessiejames7492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    why did del boy tell his wife to change her clothes in the airing cupboard?

    • @lamportnholt9509
      @lamportnholt9509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "yer go on HE'S got a change of clothes in the airing cupboard"

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh I see. thanks for clearing that up! :)

    • @vaw796
      @vaw796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This commented cracked me up 😂 . I know it was easy to mishear what David Jason said, but the image of a pregnant Raquel changing in an airing cupboard is hilarious.

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i dont even know what an airing cupboard is. i would suppose its to air wet or damp clothes. I live in a warm country ..we dont have airing cupboards...ha ha

    • @james34800
      @james34800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May be there was dirty

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Buster Merryfield was awesome but I still found Lennard Pearce funnier.

    • @donnn-sg4mk
      @donnn-sg4mk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buster had very little acting experience compared to Leonard.. Rip both of them

    • @stephensnell1379
      @stephensnell1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wrong,Buster Merryfield aka Uncle Albert was by far the best

  • @muhammadalieesaa3379
    @muhammadalieesaa3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Listen carefully everyone, Rodney farts at 0:55.

  • @ThreeLions82
    @ThreeLions82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't stand Albert man he was a drag. Once grandad died they should have left it at that.

    • @stephensnell5707
      @stephensnell5707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do shut up moaning
      Albert is the best and totally hilarious
      It's good that only fools carried on even after the death of Lennard Pearce

  • @alans4081
    @alans4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @theweatherman111
    @theweatherman111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol