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[@Pyrocynical]

Pyrovision Youtooz 28th February
youtooz.com/pages/pyrovision-giveaway
cop 'em boys

[@fatmarley6750]

Hello daddy Pyro

[@IInferno]

Should i buy it? Idk mate. Seems like a simpscam.

[@JODRecaps]

hi Pyro. btw wobba wobba

[@fryingpan9503]

Gamers don't accept giveaways. We complain on twitter until we get what we want.

[@bruh-bj1dw]

Ill get the jar lol

[@harbis4058]

E-boy epidemic:
Most common cause of
Virginity. Unlimited Potential.

[@JODRecaps]

hi harb. btw wobba wobba

[@puffandflip]

JODisHere how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

[@brokemono]

@@JODRecaps give me your lunch money, kid.

[@SunfishFan68]

You'd be surprised how many girls like the e-boy aesthetic, i'm guessing you don't speak to enough to know this though.

[@belisarius6949]

@@SunfishFan68 As a representive of everyone that is not a mentally challenged human, we DONT.

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

"my massive chin, I can literally reach the accelerator pedal"
Leafy can only wish.

[@TeaKiwi]

Matt Smith

[@domabstract9287]

leafy is back

[@sonicjuice1]

NFDL

[@illmatticx]

*laughs in idubbbz*

[@adronius147]

That's a name I haven't heard in decades.

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

i still cant believe these are real life people going out of their way to humiliate themselves and show it to the public in order to be famous.

[@craigcallaghan571]

It's nothing new big brother is 20 this year. People think fame is the answer to happiness. Look at Caroline Flack. As the saying goes, be careful what you wish for.

[@JODRecaps]

hi toad. btw wobba wobba

[@palerider9952]

@@JODRecaps
stop embarrassing yourself fam

[@sherlock7898]

Jake Paul
Logan Paul
Lele Pons
RiceGum
Lil Tay
The Dobre Brothers

[@sugarbear4865]

Milena Strmole leech*

[@Awesome_Pers0n]

"That funny music app that may or may not be leaking your data to mainland China"
Pyro is a prophet?

[@tylerblevins500]

I mean he pretty much prophesied covid as well in the minecraft server video

[@odysseusnobody678]

China stealing data ain't nothing new tho

[@kittenbursworthy9613]

I can’t tell if their target audience is gay middle aged men or weeby emo girls.

[@goldenduwang1060]

They'll take anything, it is tiktok

[@sultanofswag8901]

Yes

[@recyclingbin_]

Its gay middle aged weeby emo girls

[@katherinestirling2440]

Kinda hoping the latter to be honest
Because female weebs are not a thing so they would be appealing to noone

[@recyclingbin_]

@@katherinestirling2440 Females? Never heard of them

[@ElffieElix]

"put the quirky deviantart character in the jar"
Pyro please stop hanging out with the Animal Crossing fandom and/or the MLP fandom, you're giving me flashbacks

[@JustAnOrdinaryPolarBear]

Cum jar time.

[@lau_taro0037]

You were brave enough to leave. We're proud of you

[@sliceofham3737]

No, not animal crossing too! Please tell me it’s not as bad as the my little pony stuff.

[@ElffieElix]

@@sliceofham3737 I've seen some shit in Animal Crossing Hell on facebook

[@a.duarte9393]

car sex

[@toodarnshooty8820]

" We need a reverse curfew, like a time of day were people are forced outside of there homes"
Pyro has come up with a solution for all of our social problems guys.

[@sarah-jaynemcdonald2594]

Bang on.

[@orion2826]

"We did it boys, social problem is no more"

[@crazygamer4260]

So like, a government enforced version of Nickelodeon's go out and play day?

[@mrtrashinthecan345]

I have a curfew set by the state right now

[@Kuro2x]

r/agedlikemilk

[@sancer1781]

"We need a reverse curfew, people need to go out." Damn, he really jinxed us.

[@DolanDarker]

Hi pyro

[@Pyrocynical]

Hi

[@tuxido4913]

Hi

[@alexkochergen7995]

No don’t bother

[@alexkochergen7995]

Geese are better

[@sherifferror7934]

Duck

[@laumishhhh]

"I'm down for ripped jeans, but bruh, there's more ripped than jeans."

[@dottier9477]

"cover those knees young man, you'll get pneumonia"

[@crispyattucks]

Yes, you watched the video

[@ammagon4519]

@@warrenkeystone5195 what a nice country right?

[@warrenkeystone5195]

Ammagon debatable

[@BaconCop]

ripped, but not the abs kind of sense, no there is 50% body fat there

[@marionm1953]

how can these boys post these thirst trap tiktoks and just go to school the next day without getting bullied???? like??

[@kuchenteig4240]

they're all old men pretenting to be teenagers therefore they dont have to worry about that

[@kakot_t3330]

They DIY there hair back

[@alexgrady5869]

They are considered "cool"

[@cerberus9832]

Well... it wouldnt change the tumour they've become on sociaty, but i did at school😂made some good matches for them including some lockerdoors😂

[@GabrielGamingAtYt]

In my country if you tik tok your famous. Ew. Just ew.

[@f4ptr989]

There’s nothing less attractive than a shallow and self-absorbed guy.

[@soberserotonin1850]

Facts, these guys probably jack off while looking at themselves in the mirror lol that or while watching their own TikToks. such remarkably unattractive people

[@user-ey1sf6fy3f]

shallow and self-absorbed girls exist

[@chooyoo]

@@user-ey1sf6fy3f yes and there's nothing less attractive

[@mecha417]

"I'm going to get the quirky DeviantArt character and put it in a jar"
Why do I have a very, VERY bad feeling about this?

[@lostbean5454]

Mecha the nut jar

[@Irondragon1945]

@@lostbean5454 N O O O O O O O O I

[@DTheAustralian]

Mecha
MLP Cum Jar 2!

[@BigBeerus]

Its a coom jar reference

[@bungiesblueflames]

semen jar

[@rabidbunnyman1678]

6:11 A guy who both likes anime AND watches anime? Wow, I've never met someone who does both. All of the people I know only watch anime because it was prescribed by their doctors.

[@trashyhobo4957]

Make sure to listen to your doctor get your daily dose of weeaboo

[@xephyre6955]

@@icedm0cha. it's sarcasm.

[@ragingnep]

Really the only people I know who watch anime say they watch it for academic purposes

[@livekuwanareaction42]

I miss 10 seconds ago when I never knew that existed

[@izanagi5136]

rebelllion force ah yes, cells at work

[@radaloui9312]

"Equally, they are Joji..."
wtf dude, I swear I came here directly after listening to Joji's hit song "Nickelodeon girls"

[@grellsutclif9815]

RadAloui they were probably more referring to his persona now to be fair, not that I agree with them

[@USA-cc1kx]

that album slapped ngl

[@igbinedion6410]

Yo, remember "Club Banger 3000?"

[@BigBeerus]

Thats pink guy not joji get it right

[@beeboy3727]

Big Beerus they are the same person

[@zacharyharris7767]

They all have the default male nord hair from Skyrim

[@juchenecromancer5644]

LMAO yeah. I simp for khajiits though ngl

[@unknowngod8221]

@@juchenecromancer5644 Just Don simp to e-girl

[@arby327]

bosmer e boys

[@engrishproductions1431]

Imagine being in highschool and then the next day being harassed by middle schoolers in the street because TH-camr Pyrocynical made a video with you in it

[@engrishproductions1431]

@Sir Handel That too

[@ammagon4519]

@@engrishproductions1431 you mean hordes of kindergarteners attacking you?

[@guyatridaskerr4676]

I can only dream

[@_____._..--_]

Makaran Productions serves them right for acting like this in the internet

[@tseye2478]

Ammagon I’m in 6th grade and if I will come with a flamethrower and flame you if a high schooler use TIk tok

[@alex.k4757]

E boy: a teenage male wearing a pantera shirt yet doesn’t what a band is.

[@michiel6718]

tfw you don't what a band is

[@thomasmoriarty04]

@Gabe Davis a fellow Cowboy From Hell.

[@soobdiv5886]

A yes who doesnt what a band is like the most disgusting thing eva

[@evgenyreshetnikov3483]

@@thomasmoriarty04 more like from ram ranch

[@thomasmoriarty04]

@@evgenyreshetnikov3483 a vulgar display of power coming from that comment.

[@Crow_Mauler_]

I know the dude who said "hey babe" he's at my school. Embarrased for him

[@CoBALT23]

No shit

[@c.harlotte]

Oof

[@therealdave06]

Show him this video then

[@PJ-rp9eo]

AHHHH hahahaha please whatever you do, make sure he sees this video

[@seveamin1]

I think it was ironic

[@lolers9524]

I hate how most of these e-boys wear metal shirts, yet probably on .05% of them actually listen to metal

[@lolers9524]

Chief Roomyoni it may be generic, but it goes to either, symphony of destruction, or the four horsemen

[@nakar882]

They claim to be dead depressed and something. Bullshit if they go out mid day and the sun is 1 degree hotter than usual and without their sunscreen they would drop unconscious

[@Yawyna124]

@@nakar882 Sounds like a vampire, tbh.

[@milenam870]

Half of the shits don't wear a shirt...

[@khai5210]

@Chief Roomyoni 2019 guy

[@fryingpan9503]

I almost thought this was a Notification from a year ago.

[@Diego-by2rz]

Bro same

[@Diego-by2rz]

I was like tf

[@JODRecaps]

hi Pan. btw wobba wobba

[@luveyourself]

Yea shame

[@goofstertroopster]

@@JODRecaps cock

[@smonk3074]

”Honey, there’s a home invader. Oh nevermind he’s white.”

[@faustas6030]

That's racist?

[@helliswar]

@@madeleineisabelle9383 you know sarcasm ?

[@BirdEgg123]

@@helliswar No, maddie is correct, you absolute bellend.

[@moist3963]

lol the comments

[@smonk3074]

Didn’t mean to come off as racist.The black and white edit just made it look like he changed skincolours.

[@buzzthealmighty5063]

Eboy vs Egirl: who will get more simps?

[@JODRecaps]

hi Buzz. btw wobba wobba

[@bard_xo]

@@JODRecaps hello

[@theknightsofawesomeness2701]

Well Ebay of course! YOU SHALL LAUGH NOW!

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

E-Traps > E-Boys
...almost no difference tbh but
It takes an E-connoisseur to know the difference.

[@YoungYuri19]

Egirl for sure

[@ru.potatoz]

I love coming back to this video to see pyro foreshadow his mid part of today.

[@zolikat4458]

Pyro: doesn't want to lose ad revenue
Also Pyro: plays Battlefield 4 and Persona 5 music

[@chu9259]

@Shane Coghlan it absolutely is

[@Igneeka]

@Shane Coghlan Why wouldn't it be ?

[@MolnarSPeter]

Most video game OSTs are not copyrighted, you can use them freely in your soutube videos

[@bellSmell]

I thought one was fire emblem

[@hallowedbarrel4953]

I've never seen such good music disrespected

[@Vleaso]

Why does Pyro looks like a legitimate e-boy tho

[@fryingpan9503]

*E-Girl

[@JODRecaps]

hi Vlea. btw wobba wobba

[@googlymoogly5373]

Have you not seen Pyro in make-up?
The mad lad is fucking gorgeous

[@michiev]

e-lesbian

[@paulfisher1859]

He doesn’t have the jawline

[@celestite409]

Pyro: * parts hair *
Everyone: "PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!!!"

[@notme5501]

Undo please

[@arctorusmedia]

He looks like Billie Eyelash

[@Hhhh22222-w]

He looked like Boris when he was parting his hair

[@srz1993]

I like it tho

[@aadrei8322]

I style my hair like that, does that make me an e-boy?

[@schmity1679]

fun fact: E boy is a child of EA

[@lite5815]

Makes sense now

[@Zan3486]

EA
=enternet Adult

[@1800JokesOnYou]

E boy, son of E adult. I like it.

[@displeasedgentleman7360]

So a spawn of Satan

[@thehaloscrolls391]

Pyrocynical, the only guy who would put a cod theme and a battlefield theme in the same video

[@42LMS]

I would do that

[@illmatticx]

Both are trash so they fit a similar theme

[@Artemisc16]

And the morrowind theme

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

Which track is the one that usually plays, that sounds like a spirit phone bonus track?

[@nakar882]

Nemesis wtf battlefield theme is really great but ok I guess

[@mr.ic3223]

Pyro isn't bullying like the old days..... he's gone soft

[@ortherner]

ya

[@hunterexe2560]

Facts

[@peachbat126]

Mr.īç3 he doesnt wanna get demonitized for calling someone a big dumb dummy

[@Ch1ldish]

You still holding onto old pyro

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

After a while you just get tired and give up

[@venessaap25]

pyro: says "Chinese"
*plays World at war Russian theme*

[@tasmanbutler30]

RII 5 it’s communism same thing brother

[@woosix7735]

It’s not Russian , it’s communist

[@lishanglong6762]

Tasman Butler
our communism

[@tasmanbutler30]

Minimal Effort comrades unite

[@yesok4244]

proletariat of china and russia, unite!

[@mirrorhymn]

i like how pyro memed about the curtain hair and now he unironically have that hair now

[@squwuid7940]

Pyro’s jawline is hotter than every e-boy’s out here.

[@hairyputter5363]

But can he reach accelerator with that jawline?

[@blitz9445]

Ikr. It's taking me years of training to not nut everytime I see it.

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

They look like James Charles' cousins.

[@JODRecaps]

hi Club. btw wobba wobba

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

@JODisHere sup

[@fatmarley6750]

JODisHere Fuck you

[@cooming]

Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz bruh... true?

[@eazilyunreal2701]

I see u on every mcla vid or blackpanthaa and 100+ more :D

[@jonathankleine6872]

I love how the E-boys are lip syncing but then pyro was like “Nah, Morrowind theme to prevent copyright”

[@TomStapo]

Nerevar Rising is beautiful and it beats any song that was actually playing

[@lagmion4061]

Thank you, I genuinely thought that it was Dragorborn but slower. I had no idea it's almost the same song

[@TomStapo]

@@lagmion4061 It's the Elder Scrolls theme, and it's always a wonderful piece of music.
If you have the time, listen to
- Nerevar Rising
- Reign of the Septims
- For Blood, for Glory, for Honor
- A Land of War and Poetry

[@lordcrusader861]

@@TomStapo imo the road most travelled and blessings of vivec are top tier

[@TomStapo]

@@lordcrusader861 Too bad the Morrowind soundtrack was removed from goddamn Spotify :)))

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

This is the reason I love the Internet. People like this. People like them are the people we can have a laugh at not because they are funny, but because they are the worst examples of human intelligence.

[@Hal-fi2zg]

9:00 is that Anthony Padilla ???????
That has to be him that’s even his youtube stage set lmaooo.

[@leacsaidhmackenzie8083]

Its from when he did the I talk to E-boys video. He dressed up and made tik toks with one of them

[@blphsyco8005]

Gray that’s what I was thinking too

[@Hal-fi2zg]

Leacsaidh Mackenzie OOO ok that makes sense lol

[@JODRecaps]

hi gray. btw wobba wobba

[@Hal-fi2zg]

JODisHere do I know you? lol

[@Dynamite___Harry]

10:21 I'd be surprised if that guy even knows 1 Iron Maiden song.

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

ok

[@MrLump]

Viktor Fant I don’t either, but I pirated a couple of there albums. No titles given.

[@thog4529]

ThE TrOoPeR

[@Irondragon1945]

Ironie meiden!

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Their best songs are Fear Of The Dark and The Trooper, me and my mate aren't even into something as soft as Iron Maiden normally but when Fear Of The Dark plays, we let it play and we know everything about it.

[@crashschwarzen4642]

Pyro is getting closer to looking like a kpop singer

[@JODRecaps]

hi crash. btw wobba wobba

[@gavinf28]

Just wait till his eyes slant

[@grooveman503]

@@JODRecaps bruh

[@jacobhuss16]

Soon he will be on Dr Phil saying "people will pass by me on the streets and say 'oh my god, its Jimin'"

[@philky1015]

Some people spend a ton of money on surgery and end up looking nothing like k-pop stars... then Pyro's here with that accidental k-pop look

[@suchisasamuraiskill9812]

0:10 HE PREDICTED IT! THE WISE MAGICIAN PYROCYNICAL!

[@razizarook5366]

Eboys look like onision and William Eyelids had a baby

[@drunkiwilizardbruh7660]

“I’ll never make another Tik Tok video” -pyro early 2019

[@JODRecaps]

hi lizard. btw wobba wobba

[@nicbigmc3169]

@@JODRecaps you are everywhere

[@stray6167]

7:07 how everyone thinks british people look like vs reality

[@qr-code6334]

Would be more fitting if the first pic was Grand Moff Tarkin and the second one was Shrek with especially yellow teeth.

[@stray6167]

Can confirm the second pic

[@추억-w5z]

🤣🤣🤣True

[@Ki-on1ev]

Boneless Pizza OI BIG MAN, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT OUR LEADER LIKE THAT BRUV. TALK AB HIM LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME AN ILL SPIN YA JAW MATE

[@unanimated7084]

sad innit ow ye kiddoes ensalt aus lok dat. blotee kieds. Lok SHAT UP WONT YE

[@MrAlexandreRocha]

0:12 "recently there's been an epidemic"
oof

[@akuma-5335]

yeah uh

[@Synthetically]

This vid was made during Covid

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@Synthetically before covid actually

[@jonatan8853]

"im down for ripped jeans, but bruh this more ripped than jeans"
Pyrocinical - 2020

[@byrgenwerthh]

theres more rip than jeans

[@jonatan8853]

@@byrgenwerthh my bad :sadface:

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

@Sir Handel you're bad.

[@sarah-jaynemcdonald2594]

I caught that too, that was funny af.

[@wetnaptkins3363]

As a member of the Battlefield 4 community, we apologize for the horrendous use of our theme song.

[@mazevlad2263]

I forgive you

[@fembill]

Agreed fellow comrade.

[@ulfricstormcloak9096]

It’s pyro covering copyrighted music. He did the same with the tes music

[@fembill]

@@ulfricstormcloak9096 I understand that, as well as my comrades.

[@scrublord9166]

Apology accepted comrade

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Pyro looks like a Billie Eilish fan once he changed his hair

[@AxxLAfriku]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF TH-cam AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST TH-camR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye billie

[@JODRecaps]

hi Dio. btw wobba wobba

[@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382]

@@JODRecaps delete your fucking channel

[@spidey1100]

@@JODRecaps Hi jackass. btw unfunny.

[@johnwest6690]

​@@JODRecaps I love how channels with like, hundreds of thousands of subscribers are now replying to load of comments on popular youtuber's because their channels are so dead. lmfao

[@jockeyfield1954]

eboys: *thinks about the concept of game ending themselves* ye, i'm depressed
depressed people: *literally are in need of help as they get closer and closer to game ending themselves everyday* ok

[@unknowngod8221]

Ok i need to know what this people need (if i am lucky i can have depressed people but i Don see any)

[@nigerianprince9496]

Genuine psychopaths 0-0

[@atsign_]

Fine, I’ll game end him myself!

[@PijusB]

Finally Pyro's back at doing these low effort vids, but I ain't complaining.

[@JODRecaps]

hi Pyus. btw wobba wobba

[@twenks4443]

JODisHere stop replying to every comment for clout

[@N00b0super]

@@twenks4443 Just report this dude for spam, it's the least we can do

[@andrewjennings7306]

@@twenks4443 I swear he is a bot he is replying to every comment on every TH-cam video.

[@JokerChany]

7:48.... Pyro I see you like persona 5.... Rivers in the desert? Good choice.

[@deusprometh169]

Banger

[@ballsman8140]

Ah yes

[@jamesvanitas]

Guess we know what Pyro plays

[@borrelstargamerextraordina7234]

This isn't tictok! This is just the Shido boss battle in phase 2

[@USMNT_G]

Best song in Persona 5

[@kirara4953]

Coronavirus? No concern.
TikTok? Eliminate.

[@MilkBaggins]

SebMerican seems to be killing way faster than cancer lately :/

[@chillcult1613]

i have shotgun with blast ammo.
You want some??

[@schizgats]

Darksoul lover I have raygun lmao

[@mutant1019]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@Nobody-gf8or]

this didn't age well lol

[@mr.buckets5585]

Therapist: Asian Adam Sandler can't hurt you he isn't real.
Asian Adam Sandler: 7:39

[@jimbojones5299]

Hmmm.... No hoodie to hoodies....
"why do good girls like bad guys....."

[@PÉTRIC-m7f]

When you can’t play copyrighted music because you’re scared Susan will eat you
*plays JoJo music*

[@jester8229]

So i See you have Played eoh?

[@tanhis314]

D4C

[@epicmajimamoments1605]

Hey funny valentine can you tell me why I got runned over

[@hrnorde6101]

Datu deedz done daty chepz

[@taccm386]

Thank you Mr. President

[@itsyaboiroi17]

7:47 was not expecting rivers in the desert to start playing, holy shit

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Alright. We need Phantom Thieves on their ass.

[@stxriesunfold]

Ready to send the calling card

[@thewayfayer3268]

@@stxriesunfold You're too tired though!

[@bigboi1247]

Damien Ryan this is where persomna meet up

[@samt3412]

Pyro added that in during post to not get copyrighy

[@C0MB00]

8:54 how tf he didn't recognise Anthony 😂

[@uwuvision3211]

I'm tolerant of E-boys but the "pretending to be insane" shit... nah bro. it's time to stop ✋

[@ammagon4519]

Cause they're baiting those quirky Billy Elish fans.

[@Recordman3345]

They are trying to be joker so bad.

[@sansgolem168]

@@Recordman3345 they are joker but the suicide squad joker

[@Recordman3345]

@@sansgolem168 and on their forehead it should say " brain damage "

[@Bowfella]

Tolerant? You sir just became guilty by association.

[@Meltryllis_AE]

Hearing Rivers in the Desert over E-Boys is a very strange experience.

[@Diaisdumb]

First I hear it over a buff bald guy, then now it’s over e-boys

[@jadenkarpoff9158]

Made me want to drink a bottle of bleach to end my suffering.
Wait after reading the other comments, I was stupid thinking that was the Eboy’s choice not Pyro’s. Guess I’ll save the bleach for another day.

[@a.duarte9393]

car sex

[@a.duarte9393]

@@Diaisdumb car sex

[@a.duarte9393]

@@jadenkarpoff9158 car sex

[@cookieblobber]

Seeing all these e-boys on tiktok makes me realize we aren’t bullying enough people

[@moosh134]

Yup

[@wgyn6178]

Break their knee cap

[@Flopster101]

*G a m e e n d a l l o f t h e m*

[@thur1]

"you like my veins?"
what veins

[@clayfrye4526]

Pyro: does anything
People: petscop 2

[@lalacustard]

“Cover up those knees young man. You’ll get pneumonia”
😂😂😂

[@TomStapo]

Read this exactly as he said it

[@conkerlive101]

KNEW MONIA

[@punishediskala7314]

The persona music fits since they all seem like they would be persona villains

[@Sylvie00]

Specifically the kid that murders the teacher in persona 4

[@DynoSkrimisher]

I thought that was JoJo music. Wtf

[@CEO__OF__HELL]

DynoSkrimisher wtf me too

[@lpld1820]

akechi

[@chromefacedkarma]

WE NEED TO CHANGE THE HEART OF E-BOY #5246

[@Turner_Strait]

It has been three months and I cannot stop thinking about this video, help

[@chickenwingchai1948]

So guys we did it...
We got caught smuggling Jilly Juice across the border of Mexico. Help bail us out.

[@bombito3722]

"Ah, so you're finally awake."

[@JODRecaps]

hi mish. btw wobba wobba

[@Dumbsy]

Don’t think I didn’t notice “River’s in the Desert”. You’re a man of class, Pyro

[@sadpee7710]

David Esp he always uses a lot of awesomely epic songs like that. other one i noticed was the UNATCO theme. couple others too. huge swagboner when he played the cafe music from disco elysium that one time in a different vid too

[@banlemn2548]

Rivers is mid, Life will Change is much better

[@fairlywren3664]

@@banlemn2548 I'm a lady of class, I prefer Last Surprise.

[@chic2359]

Our beginning is also good

[@jayford1482]

Whims of fate is absolutely the best

[@levelmake7758]

Hey pyro someone changed the definition of pyrocynical to, “The coming of a lord” does that mean petscope 2 will be coming 1-2 months sooner?

[@vanjasenjanin1797]

So 2124

[@illmatticx]

*laughs in Night Mind*

[@jakewalmsley7104]

1:18 Hits different... na u good u will be fine pyro

[@cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740]

Pyrocynical script: "Unironically"

[@nikolai5738]

8:58 things really didn't go down well for anthony after he left smosh

[@archipielagodelidealismo]

E-Boys will be one of the things future historists will study and that is gonna be in my mind till' the day I die.

[@maceface2892]

Lol "historists"

[@mariobaic6180]

Ah, the hybrid child of soundcloud rappers and emos is a thing...

[@CheeseYourself]

I fear no man.
But that thing...
**the amount of plague inc. references in this video**
It scares me.

[@joaquinparedes899]

No, no i.. i aint talking about that meme alright.....his not gonna play it is he?
How do i turn the phone off!?

[@soran727]

Finally after 18 years he uploaded

[@sawkmicoc4287]

It's been a week

[@JODRecaps]

hi Wild. btw wobba wobba

[@grumpiesttitan7930]

Didn't you see last vid

[@tgh4v0c48]

JODisHere you’re fricken everywhere

[@soran727]

typical twat I know It has just felt like a long time.

[@soliderfromtf2]

10:25 that poor iron maiden shirt

[@brandonkunkel2770]

corpse grinder right?? Lmao btw nice name mane 🤘

[@RudyRamone13]

FFFFFFF

[@hoffvolk]

Fucking hate kids like them. The kind that wears band tees they’ve never even listened to.

[@SharlyTV]

"omg i love iron man!"

[@lilo04]

I was looking for a comment like this...

[@annaisgaming6944]

Now every time I hear “River in the Desert” I’ll see this

[@GIRru11]

7:46 they really did Rivers in the Desert dirty by using it

[@pileofanxiety1255]

Maki Ruby Rose They totally did.

[@chromefacedkarma]

THE LAST ACE IN A LOST HAND

[@bazza19]

WHEN THE HOPES OF NEW BEGINNINGS BURNED OUR FEET

[@Meltryllis_AE]

@@chromefacedkarma
WHEN OUR HOPE OF NEW BEGINNINGS BURNED OUR FEET
NOW WE NEED IT

[@deskest6173]

They didn't use it, pyro edited it in like all the others

[@4zechan271]

2:17
Have mercy, anything but the jar.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Justin Whang knows what will happen next.

[@dhruvaadityaaganesh654]

When he said “ive dated someone with an Aussie accent” I thought he was talking about You-know-who

[@budakbaongsiah]

@@Polar_ized
It's Dolan Dark.

[@budakbaongsiah]

@Devon Crusader
ImAlexx? Oh wait, you mean kingani?

[@dhruvaadityaaganesh654]

budakbaong siah no it’s someone else

[@dhruvaadityaaganesh654]

tortoise hyojin, who helped spread false rape allegations against Slazo, also pyros ex

[@budakbaongsiah]

@@dhruvaadityaaganesh654
Bah, you spoiled it.

[@diamondjohn48]

7:47
Looks like we need to steal their distorted desires.

[@muz426]

Pyro isn’t like PewDiePie, he didn’t take a break, he just forgot us entirely

[@maya_void3923]

Pyro is ultimate softboy, he finally admitted to this after all those years
*I'm sorry Jesus but I'm gay for pyro*

[@maya_void3923]

can we make religion out of this

[@maya_void3923]

@Samb0808 not my fault pyro is a homogenerator

[@cringe_bread6531]

@artem44 You’re Brain is on airplane mode

[@johnsmovies287]

He looks like ProJared with white hair, ngl.

[@ronramen5827]

Sorry Gyro, Jesus told me to kill the president, and sorry Jesus, but I’m gay.

[@neeborg1]

i’m the last one alive, it’s been 3 years since the outbreak has happened. all my family and friends have been infected with the tiktok

[@THEthedominette]

Oh my gosh,you are not infected?THANK GOSH

[@TiernanWilkinson]

A FELLOW SURVIVOR

[@ZaneKun33]

A survivor? I was half infected when i became self aware about what i'm about to do

[@arandomboi805]

lets all group up

[@feedbacksandwich1069]

Boi what are those jeans
I’m down for ripped jeans
but bruh there’s more rip than jeans
cover up those knees young man you’ll get pneumonia

[@samuelcox9656]

“Donate to charity” for the last time pyro I’m not buying your youtooz

[@SuperMidH]

"Pyrovision"
Where have I heard that before...

[@scott428]

"Its more ripped than jeans" the exact description of at least 1/3 of the people on my campus.

[@benjaminbaki1758]

Scott than*

[@scott428]

@@benjaminbaki1758 What you talking about?

[@benjaminbaki1758]

My penis is unbelievably small, But you’re the slow one here my man💀

[@scott428]

@@benjaminbaki1758 Twas a joke my friend. I fixed it, then acted as if nothing had happened.

[@benjaminbaki1758]

Scott Yes i’m fully aware, but this man said i lost a chromosome because he didn’t notice that fact lol

[@funnyvalentine9681]

Pyro:"The plague has spread alot more by then"
Coincidence *I THINK NOT*

[@speisman3731]

Pyro 6 months before: Ricegum, you are like 9 months late to this
Pyro now: A year and 3 months late to this

[@cryojudgement2376]

7:08 I forgot what 2016 pyro looked like and I remember when I was overweight, toxic and liked playing overwatch alot too lmao

[@andrewp8284]

I too remember when I was overweight, (in)toxic(cated) and liked playing video games a lot...just like it was yesterday.
Well, it was LOL

[@OddityProgidy]

these people are the only thing that actually makes me uncomfortable

[@RBLOXPRO-cv1fd]

Your grammar make me uncomfortable

[@mysliphoto8400]

@@RBLOXPRO-cv1fd wdym

[@nacho6311]

What about how pyro is a furry now. That part makes me want to commit seppuku

[@pinni_alt2592]

4:47 is it weird I know that this is the bite of 87 meme-

[@polopiegames]

😂

[@schizgats]

What

[@Templar07]

its not weird😂

[@MegamiYura]

I heard Persona 5 music. Rivers in the Desert lets go. Now this is epic.

[@mr.sekiro3637]

I heared the poker music from jojo eyes of heaven

[@Yarida929]

THEY MASSACRED IT

[@alial-issa6893]

Poop Is Amazing enricho pucci

[@FancyScanty]

5:15 as soon as he slapped his own butt I got and ad and Obama just said he’s a hero

[@hamzasahi2559]

Dorito Man thanks bro

[@POTUSOfficial]

Nice bro just use adblock?

[@pikapi985]

"go tell someone you love them, donate to charity"
bruh wasn't expecting to almost cry in a tiktok video

[@aarry4819]

That one who said he likes anime makes me ashamed to say I like anime

[@pillowmaster420]

PYRO'S A FURRY?!
time for the nut jar.

[@cheese5081]

Please no have mercy

[@cream_pieluver]

@@cheese5081 there is no mercy
*Zaps lighting insert star wars animations meme.exe*

[@Yaneko7]

*holy music stops*

[@DrBotnus]

Owo whats this? (Yes i am a furry

[@cheese5081]

@@DrBotnus that's cool but
*I don't remember anybody asking*

[@boogeyman8926]

They look more like a lesbian Billie Eilish than lesbian Billie Eilish.

[@sansgolem168]

i didn't know it was possible to learn that power

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

How go to look lesbianism?please answer, I'm the.

[@athena8474]

@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse yes

[@Kirbo14]

Me: gets a tiktok ad on this video
Also me: The Virus truly has spread