Why this youtuber is the worst on the platform
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The 3 stages of jaystaion
1: mourning
2: acceptance
3: 3AM challenge
Kyle McMaster 4: clickbait
1: acceptance
2: 3AM challenge
3: *ouija board*
5. Killing off family member
6: profit
Haha
"get your tickets now, for a life time supply of toilet paper" why tf did this age so well
aged like a fine jar of toilet paper moonshine
It aged like gold for goblins
It came out in February 2020
@@landonw2835 people werent buying up all the toilet paper yet
@@amoraacho6181 you are pretty much right
9:42
The lack is self awareness in that statement gets me every time. How can you say “in a tragic car accident” in the same sentence as “what’s poppin guys, back with another 3am challenge”.
*m o n e y*
"WHATS POPPIN GUYS, BACK WITH ANOTHER 3AM CHALLENGE ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND WHO DIED IN A TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT!'
I just like how he put an actual bingo card for Jaystation
Ngl i want to play that bingo game
You guys remember the emoji movie trailer bingo card?
@Sumberson is a bop fan of church
Alexia: "Everybody hates you, Jay. Everybody hates you..."
Give or take, Jay. That's a fact.
Except for he's partner in crime
@@apuppetandacookie8200 To be fair, maybe he secretly hates him too. I mean, I would even if I was working with him.
I don't think his fetus subcsribers have the emotional capacity to hate.
hi joe. btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM E
I imagine his dad was a magician, who's only trick was turning beer into domestic abuse
Yes
OMG i gotta remember this, it is too perfect
This is my stealacommentnator 🤖
LMAO
mr Reddit
11:35
If he broke up with Alexia and she isn't “dead” who gave him the smooch?
The only logical answer is the other guy on set....
Dw, I’m sure they kept the socks on and said no homo before and after the procedure.
@@ShibuNub3305, Well they were the same ones that used the "Gay Toddler Potion" as an excuse... I can't believe that's a thing.
Yes that is the joke Pyro made in the video, well done.
Pyro knows.
They obviously drank the bi potion...
Jaystation saying he would definitely be in the bible is HILARIOUS.
I mean he's not wrong, he'd just be the guy that gets smited for his iniquities
“Drew Gooden talked about it” shows video of Danny Gonzalez. A man of culture.
Good point, i was right about to write that
But...thats Drew
What are you talking about
ThiagoEsteves300 ahh it‘s really easy to confused them, because they’re the same person.
drew GOLDEN
He is truly Greg
Jaystation looks like that guy in your book that is used as an example of a drug addict
True or a easy to kill monster
no he looks like a tic tac that is slowly fading away
So true 😂
Rareinsults
True
5:40 thank you for making this point. A friend of mine died in a car accident (on his phone AND drunk) and this made me bring up this memory. I’m sad now. And yeah, that is VERY disrespectful.
Aw man, I’m sorry about that..
Stay safe dude
Timestamps for Pyro putting his hats on
6:30
7:00
7:15
8:33
9:20
10:20
11:56
14:59
Yeah
WHATS POPPIN GUYS SO MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED
Yes
yes
That psychopath would be happy becouse without her no one can stop his shitty and cringey videos where he exploits the dead
@@niggussimmals9649 yeah but shes not dead
Press X to doubt
jaystation: *GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED IM SO SAD GUYS BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THAT GUYS THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS GUYS*
*HAVE YOU HEARD OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS???*
Rosie Ink
*IT HAS GrEaT gRaPhIcS AND EpIc GaMePlAy PLAY IT NOWWWWWJWHJDHDHSHWBWNSJDJJSJSJAIAOAOAOSOAJSKWI*
ONANOTHERNOTEHAVEYOUWANTEDTOWATCHHIGHQUALITYANIMEONEHOURAFTERITSREALISEDINJAPANHAVEYOUHEARDOFCRUNCHYROLL
BUTPLAYINGRAIDSHADOWLEGENDSANDWATCHINGANIMEISDANGEROUSINPUBLICWHENUSINGPUBLICWIFIUSENORDVPN
ISNORDVPNTOOEXPENSIVEFORYOU?TRYHONEYTHEFREEBROWSEREXTENTIONTHATSAVESYOUMONEY
THE GAME FEATURES IN DEPTH CHARACTER MODELS SUCH AS THIS GREEN SHREK LOOKIN DUDE WHO IS A GAMETHEORY CONFIRMED FURRY AND HAS A IN-DEPTH RELATIONSHIP WITH A 15-YEAR OLD FRENCH GIRL NAMED BAGUETTE.
they had me in the second half
Jaystation : "as you guys know, we had a channel together called Dream Team"
_An original channel name that Popular Minecraft Speedrunner _*_"Dream"_*_ would shamelessly steal 1 year after_
Ah yes, they also stole from the Mario and Kirby franchises.
--I'm seeing SCP usernames so often it starts freaking me out, like I'm actually being spied on sheesh.--
Ah we meet again doctor peppers! Albeit a bit late of course
I like how the bingo sheet was fully crossed out in the end, except the square that says "Being a human with genuine emotions for once"
He literally doesn’t realize he ruined his own life
Texting You he’s jaystation everything will be forgotten in a couple of weeks
Ikr
Its the heat, the heats gotten to him. He just needs one fat reality check
@@lolstuffenjoy9880 someone needs to beat his ass or something idk
At this point probably he wants to squeeze all the amount of money he can possibly make before everyone and single one of his viewers hates him and stops watching him and after that he will move somewhere no one recognize him
I legit cannot tell if he is actually being sponsored, or if he's just memeing on us.
hi William. btw hisss
@@MrDankTM bruh why the fuck u here nigga
@@MrDankTM where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, cotton eye JOD
The meme is the sponsor, they are evolving. Tricking us to let it slide
Sponsors: *"I see this as an absolute win!"*
We have a Polish version of him, he says "guys" as much as jay and makes ouija board videos. His name is Dawid Czech
Thanks for content lol
Czech... Czech republic.. i dont think hes polish :D
Nvm then
You made me blow on my phone for a whole minuet because I thought your pfp was actually a hair..............
Oh right
"wE BoUGht A coFfIn, GuYs!" That statement from Jay is the single most hilarious thing I have ever heard someone say while pleading for forgiveness and claiming innocence.
Jaystation:
*"FuRrIeS aRe WeIrDoS gUyS"*
Pyro Foxy The Pirate:
...
I have brain damage
Yes
@@TrueConscript so guys, we diddnt do it
*250k subscriber music stops*
@@JohnMclane1988 r/yiff is the best place to find it
Jaystation: **girlfriend dies**
Also jaystation: *forgets where eyes are located*
hello black. btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM wibba wobba wabba
@@MrDankTM stop
@@MrDankTM delete urself you damn spambot
But, wobba wobba 🥺
"this wine wont affect my child!"
his child 30 years later:
HIS? so the man was pregnant.
@@spammer44 the chances are low, but never 0
@@tremeschinion9420 oh... oh shit
This video is just an excuse for Pyro to show off to us how many caps he had.
“When I was a kid, I had a girlfriend and she passed away”
If I was her I would too
Same
Bruh, lol.
Same
Holy shit dam
Judging from his gay potion videos I don't think he would date me, but also cuz I would just drop kick his ass into jail
"when i was a kid, i had a girlfriend and she passed away"
what
bruh 😂
MoiraNeko she hung herself with his hat
I just died laughing 🤣
*wait*
wot
Is he jokeing or not
"IF YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT FURRIES ARE THEY ARE BASICALLY WEIRDOS"
pyrocynical got hit hard with this one
They ain’t wrong
all the people who just like drawing sfw content with animals on two legs standing here like: 🧍♂️
@@fallingasleepaswespeak *raises hand* what if i draw myself as a snake without legs and with wings? Thats still a scalesona right? Because i don’t feel snakes are really snakes if they have legs
9:54 BOTTEM RIGHT HIS CHAIR WAS MOVING
Ghost of alexia
Alexia’s funeral was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
She turned into Shadow Knight
Elitemation she got a free shield and +200 gold
braydenxwhelan She has an entire wooden body armour shaped like a box with a cross on it
To quote my favorite musician on TH-cam "Join raid now and get 500 silver, also known as less than one dollar"
Don’t forget during the speech they made sure we liked and subbed
"If you don't know what furries are they are basically weirdos"
So pyro is a weirdo confirmed?
yeah, because that wasn't obvious before
pyro isn't a furry... he's a virgin
@@Redarshia a hot virgin
@@Redarshia RIP pyro
@@Redarshia and a lesbian
“For a lifetime supply of toilet paper” one month, just one month later
pyros cap stacking skills are still admired to this day
"Drew Gooden talked about it"
*Shows Danny Gonzalez*
Man of God right here
No, he showed Drew
I just got that joke
No he showed a PlayStation lmao
Theyre the same person smh
hi Henri. btw wobba wobba
first vid:
"killing myself its over"
second vid:
"calling myself with the ouija board at 3am (i answered)"
"SUICIDE AT 3AM CHALLENGE! (OMG I DIED)"
Yes very good
That’s gotta be a very hard video to make
Marcos Sepulveda imagine him actually saying that in a video
2:25 G R E G
Gerg
i will never get tired of the clip of noel screaming "what the FUCK" in a power stance
"we have drew gooden"
*shows danny gonzalez*
same person
hello
No dip
Oh look someone with 1.8 million subs chilling in the comments
Herobrine
hi taylor. btw wobba wobba
Jaystation: fakes his girlfriend’s death
Jaystation: now that’s content
Kevin Hayde just like Jake Paul but in another whole level
s t o n k s
She didn’t die he just assaulted her no biggie, he’s a great guy
T R U S T M E
DON’T FACETIME YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIEND AT 3AM!!! (SHE BROKE UP WITH ME)
@@ilikelobsters.2376 I mean hes not wrong
Jay: makes video at 3am
Me who is still awake at 4:30: „weak“
When jaystation looked at the video of the “monster”, it straight up looked like a cursed Elmo 😂
He's saying his girlfriend is dead because she's just his imagination.
This is pyros fan base
hi Noah. btw wobba wobba
@@MrDankTM How are you not in Pyro's spam folder? When I tried too comment on every comment It was "spam." Also, I'm lowkey scared that Belle Delphine quit TH-cam. Her vids are dumb and that's why I like 'em
He's braindead.
Oof size: Large
Whenever Jaystation says "guys", it sounds like he's constantly referring to the viewer to get their attention, cause he's so uninteresting that they'll forget he's even in the video.
hi fred. btw wobba wobba
JODisHere dawg ya channel is dead, stop tryna self promote.
Got you to 69 likes
JODisHere why do I see u in every video I watch
I think the main reason he says guys so much is to get the attention of the 4 year olds because their attention span is so low but that just adds to the fire
Alternative Jay's intro:
" What's Poppin guys, I just realized I survived from my dad's broken condom "
“Lifetime supply of toilet paper” damn that hits to close
jays girlfriend: "dies"
jay: I N F L A T I O N
S T O N K S
S T O N K S
S T O N K S
Jay station is the master of capitalism
STONKS
7 children get killed in a hostage situation
Jaystation: it’s free real estate
Fkn Faze mains
Random Person ikr legit who says “free real estate” in 2020 lmao
Actually 2015 meme smh my head
Greyzz yes good sir, this is gratuitous freehold!
Greyzz who says smh in 2020 my dick is wet
Greyzz Shaking my head my head
"But every 50 minutes. Someone dies from drunk driving. Now I’m not saying-" *gets an alcohol ad*
Okay but did anyone notice he kept putting on more hats? Lmao
WHATS POPPING GUYS IVE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND AM GOING TO DIE GUYS IT HURTS SO MUCH GUYS
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Tonigh' on bo'um gea
Lol same
guys you guys have to subscribe in the next five seconds guys or guys I WILL commit arson guys
WHAT'S POPPPING GUYS? SPEAKING OF POPPING I'VE BEEN POPPING PILLS
Not only did he do an “Etika 3AM Challenge”, after the onslaught of dislikes he got, he pinned his comment saying “One like = 1 Prayer, One dislike = 2 Prayers”.
It’s so wrong on so many levels, not only is it falsely telling kids that the dislikes weren’t criticism, it also shows JayStation’s lack of care/empathy towards Etika‘s tragic death and the people it affected.
Guy is a total douchebag he shouldnt receive a platform
anz0 you can’t even like twice lmao
You mean "1 dislike = 2 prayers"
Go onto r/EtikaRedditNetwork, Etika's official subreddit.
You will see the effects his death had where people who didn't even know him IRL are still mourning for him
Aren’t even bothered to read so long
1:46 cody ko lookin like MatPat😂
Pyro had to wear so many hats for this video. Honestly, I like the look.
Girl: *_physically dies_*
JayStation: Now THAT'S content
Pyrocynical: Now THAT'S content
The only 'dialogue' meme that i ever laughed at. Well done
How do u write in italique
And I'm your 400th like
This is some meta shit lol
@@imkesd9568 use _ before and after the sentence. _This will be result_
Edit: Just want to tell you that to make them bold use * before and after the sentence. *Like this* . Use them both to make them *_look like this_*
Should’ve just titled this:
“Reaffirming what you already know”
Spuzz
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LEGO Boba Fett Shut. U. Fuck. Moth. Guck. Did shshsgss. Oscar. Kemkn
@@ArkSucksAtGames ha jokes on you I know the Rick link by heart
"Reaffirming what you already know but slightly funnier"
noooooooooo the hats 13:50
The use of the Pillar Men theme I-
Fun Fact: Jaystation is yet to be arrested (he's back at Dream Team and I guess they didn't break up at all)
My question is was this whole thing an act to get eyes on their channels or is it a classic example of an abusive relationship?
@@drakozash8153 an Act
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente That was my first thought the only reason I question it is because based on their videos neither of them seem to have the acting ability to fake the emotions they showed when they were "breaking up".
It was a publicity stunt so the girl is crazy bitch he fakes her death for attention and she still protects him
Hey bro I got your comment to 169 likes.. and whoever doesn’t keep it that way sucks for ruining such beauty
bruh 10:14 had me dead
When someone takes "you're dead to me" to an extreme
Anyone dies:
Jaystation: *Slowly pulls out ouija board*
Soon to be koby Bryan
the person who died pulls out a 1911
@@ryderkurtz8061 nah he didn't, Jay said in Twitter he said "I'm not going to make a cobe death video"
Press "X" to doubt
Calling raid at 3am with my ouija board
@David Jones Me: Jaystation, if you pull out your board one more time, I am going to make a 3 AM video about you with the same board.
Crazy how we made fun of him for saying Banger, but nowadays whenever we like something, we all say it's a Banger.
"And below that on the pyramid, there's a really small separate part of that pyramid that's just titled, jaystation" I laughed so hard
If Jaystation dies let's all agree to make videos talking to him at 3am on our Ouija boards from the dark web
Agreed
Hey looks its Creeps
Hi creeps
I agree
agreed
Friendship ended with Raid: Shadow Legends
Now Dragon City is my friend
Time to make fun of him for that
bruh
Raid: shadow legends is too proudy
hi Bruh. btw wobba wobba
@A Freaking Idiot because our sleep schedules are fucked
“You had drew gooden make a video on him”
*proceeds to show Danny Gonzalez*
Jaystation being charged with assault:You know what let’s film a clown
Imagine if his gf didn’t know what he made and she was just driving and saw a memorial.
That's a banger
Nice username.
LMAO
Turns up to her own funeral
Jaystation: HEY GUY WERE ABOUT TO HIT 666 LIKES ON THIS COMMENT
Beloved person: *Dies*
Jaystation: "Mmm, I can smell the moneybags"
Open your eyes... Open your eyes. Wake up link.
That is a Sheikah Slate. Take it. It will help guide you after your long slumber.
*gets sheikah slate*
Okay I’ll fucking stop now...
Am I really gonna defile this mans grave for money?
YOU BET I AM!!!
Here comes the money
7:49 I’ll fix this: “The álions are coming! We’ve been comprised!” “Spit it out general” “oh captain... we are so fu-ortnite battle royals” now free to play.
Jaystation looks like he is perpetually high while looking like he is on his way to his local dealer to get high
Logan Paul: found a dead body in Japan
Jay: *BREAK UP WITH A DEAD BODY*
break up with ya girlfriend. And pretend she is dead
Typical fucking comment
Something ain’t right
The Year is 2025, and the world will forever remember the day when Jaystation was put in prison. On that day world peace followed immediately after jay was sent to prison. That’s when the world was truly POPPIN.
Amen
@Crafty Earthy ......
*delete the comment now*
@Crafty Earthy *wait I meant for @Luke Perkins to delete theirs, yours is fine, it's giving us a warning before the jinx has already tooken effect-*
@Crafty Earthy *nuuuuuuu-*
*also nice profile-*
From what I heard, he’s already out of jail lmao
This entire video can be summed up with
“Just because you can speak, doesn’t make you smart”
“Drew Gooden who also did a video on jaystation”
Danny Gonzales video plays
wdym they're the same guy
“Furries are weirdos”
Pyrocynical: and I took that personally
ngl, that's actually mega rude for furries.
I'm not one myself, but man if I was, I'd be pretty pissed.
How bruh you’re clearly a furry
@@veggieov3035 And your evidence for your arguement is...?
Just because they side with the other party in saying it would be rude or offensive...doesn't mean they're part of that 2nd party...that's like saying if a terrorist suddenly started believing that what they're doing is wrong,they're now saints...it's a completely false statement that means absolutely nothing.
@@veggieov3035 Hah,No.
@@cosmix0072 haha 😆 yes 🤓
Imagine if his girlfriend actually died in a car crash. Imagine if he still went on to make another god damn three am video on it.
He’s so detached from reality that I can’t imagine he wouldn’t.
Hortense brainlet
He looks like he went to the Robbie Parker school for crying.
Feb 2020 Pyro: Get your tickets now to have a life time supply of toilet paper!
Everyone 2 months later: 😪
0:28 This aged like fine wine
I mean, Alexia isn’t wrong. Everyone DOES hate him
*WOOF*
Furkin furrys
And he IS a trash human being
@@supermegaepictriangleguy6899 hm?
@@V1R90 hmm!
He was too embarrassed to say that she dumped him so he pretended that she died
This is literally something that would happen in a fucking pre-schooler playground
She propably realized what she had gotten into
N*gga
Nigga
it was actually a stunt they planned when still together
He even got her to record lines of her final message to him she was supposed to have said over the phone before she died
Originally, he was supposed to use a Ouija board and being her back to life. No joke. That was the fucking plan. They fake her death to jumpstart their dream team channel, then host her resurrection
He rants in one of his response videos about how angry he is that she ruined the plan. it's a big part of what broke them up, and he legitimately is upset that her family has the gall to question him about their daughters sudden fake death after he broadcasts it online
There's just so much to unpack with Jays logic and his story, but it's stupid as fuck.
She did agree to do it, but she honestly didn't seem that on board and it clearly destroyed their relationship. The recording he got her to do of her last message to him was gained by bothering her whilst she was trying to sleep, with a microphone in her face until she said her lines
the monster is looking at his search history
WHATS UP GUYS JAYSTATION HERE TODAY MY PARENTS WERE SHOT FATALLY AND I BARELY SURVIVED IN THE HOSPITAL, ALSO ALL MY FRIENDS GOT BLOWN UP IN THE TRAGIC BOMBING RECENTLY, ANYWAY IM GOING TO OUIJ boRD ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE FOR CONTENT
Pyro: “Come to insomnia to meet me!”
Me, a southern, American man, that lives on a farm: “Ah yes, a short walk from where I reside”
A Dog In a Cowboy Hat New Zealand
Where ya from, jefe?
Same here :(
I'm in Japan which will take about 24 hours or more to go to America making the expenses very high
*cries in Brazil*
“We were so close to a million”
*Has 300K subscribers*
dgarrard100 closer than 5? Yeah sure. But 300k to a million is still a lot
@@dgarrard100 you're right only 700k to go
hi Sabber. btw wobba wobba
Hi JOD nice video
@@MrDankTM hi JOD. btw wobba wobba
Music at 1:17?
The Standuser can be anyone! The Standuser: 15:00
I'm more focused on how Pyro is able to balance several hats on his head and also move around without dropping any
Si
Yes
Endernoob Plays nice profile picture
Its called gamerness
Its his hidden talent
Jaystation: *says "guys" a billion times*
Morgz: My true successor
He would actually say:
*Guys there's this Jaystation guy guys what the heck guys he's just like me guys--Guys Guys Guys Guys Guys*
Fair enough 😂
Typical fucking comment
At least Morgz is ironic entertaining, Jaystation is just shit
The jojo music when he was pretending to summon an Egyptian pharaoh was awesome lol.
19:50 america accepts your apology.
Mom: smoking and drinking won’t hurt my child
The child:
@@killert41 why? Your mom smoke and or drink?
i honestly do not know if you’re talking about pyro or jaystation, but this is some funny shit
Both
Oh! Oh my god guys! oh my god!
Overdone even when this was posted
80 year old Jaystation will still be wondering why his girlfriend broke up him
hi Dylan. btw wobba wobba
Yeah, how could anyone break up with this absolute piece of garbage?
@@MrDankTM you have to much time to reply to everyone
JODisHere next video: calling alexia at 3 am (very scary) (not click bait) (sexual)
I like ur profile pic
in Germany, we describe people like him with "Fremdscham"
20:15 thought something was gonna pop up behind him lol
I like how he talks about his girlfriend like it's his dog.
Tbh he probably fucked both
@@hamidehjalileh6172 what
aye b0ss *hol up*
@@hamidehjalileh6172 r/cursedcomments
both are walked on leash
WHATS POPPIN GUYS TODAY I OVERDOSED ON COCAINE AND I DIED, IT IS COLD ON THE OTHER SIDE, THERES NOTHING BUT THE VOICES GUYS, THEY NEVER STOP GUYS HELP ME GUYS
1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER GUYS GET ME OUT OF HERE GUYS BUY MY MERCH ITS WHAT I WOULD’VE WANTED IF I WAS ALIVE GUYS
WHATS POPPIN GUYS IM ALSO BROKE IN THE OTHER WORLD BECAUSE OF ALL THE COKE I BOUGHT OFF OF THAT PERSON IN THE ALLEYWAY
HEY WHATS UP GUYS IM IN THE NINTH LAYER OF HELL TIME FOR A TOUR OF MY NEW HOUSE WHICH MY GOBLIN LOOKIN ASS LIVES IN, THE HOUSE IS LOCATED IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO WHERE I CAN BURN AS I SLEEP
You didnt say guys enough Guys sorry guys
certified funny moment guys
every time jays says guys take a shot
no way i existed back at thees times, i feel like i jumped between universes
Necromancers are everywhere on TH-cam nowadays.
My dyslexic ass thought you said necromorph
What's a necromancer
@@zynexion3468 an necromancer is someone who brings back the dead
And yet they still lack the collective power to revive doge memes.
@@zynexion3468 someone who brings dead back to life again i guess?
A man has fallen into a river In Lego City
*His funeral is in February 24 2020, attend please.*
Where?
@@mariakennedy8045 the river in Lego city
Ofc
No its march 22
*CONTACTING THE LEGO MAN WHO FELL INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY AT 3 AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG*