Everything Wrong With Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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  • @Carlos-fb6bv
    @Carlos-fb6bv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2995

    Really surprised that Disney overlooked the electrical outlets...

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      They didn't, but it's not like the owner would let you do _anything_ to his well preserved castle.
      This isn't a cardboard house where you pay the owners a few thousand bucks for the damages you caused while filming and call it a day.

    • @k2cr
      @k2cr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      It's called furniture.
      It's fairly good at being opaque.

    • @joehoe222
      @joehoe222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      or just put a plank before it, just for the movie...

    • @kieranarnold-wright3477
      @kieranarnold-wright3477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

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    • @Quintonias
      @Quintonias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Kieran Arnold - wright Mind writing that in the exact opposite of whatever cypher/code/enigma/language that was?

  • @sjl9640
    @sjl9640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    "Why is the name of this movie "On Stranger Tides" and NOT "The Fountain of Youth"?" It's funny because French title is exactly "The Fountain of Youth"

    • @keithchristmas7315
      @keithchristmas7315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It's because it was based on the completely unrelated to Pirates of the Carribean novel On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. Published in 1987 and also a big influence on the Monkey Island games. They bought the rights, replaced the original main character with Jack Sparrow, then.. This.

    • @jstarwars360
      @jstarwars360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The International for Pirates 5 is Salazar's Revenge. Why Do those overseas always get the more straightforward titles.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      More interestingly, why do overseas titles always get different names? Just make it the same damn thing, translated if necessary, everywhere.

    • @anroroco
      @anroroco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, I prefer Salazar's revenge, thank you.

    • @samuelcrawford1611
      @samuelcrawford1611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because the US wants to hint at the plot rather than give it

  • @Dolphinman300
    @Dolphinman300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2632

    "This electrical outlet, this electrical outlet, and this HVAC vent" best sin ever

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm personally still partial to "rhino nipple".

    • @seasonedcurlies8598
      @seasonedcurlies8598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ROLF thanks the magic ruined XD

    • @thatgirl298
      @thatgirl298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trandoshan3000 Trandoshan3000. when was this?

    • @Peter_Samuels
      @Peter_Samuels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that girl 3:22

    • @thatgirl298
      @thatgirl298 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PikaSamus thanks

  • @joeshoesmith
    @joeshoesmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    Cinema sins sinned someone falling in love with a mermaid instantly.
    Isn't that sort of the point of mermaids?

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I think that's rather sirens, but yeah, you're right

    • @sandyr5407
      @sandyr5407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It’s sirens that would make the listeners become charmed by them. Idk about mermaids, though.

    • @TheJoker-zm6lm
      @TheJoker-zm6lm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "character falling in love with a mermaid cliche" mermaids can do more than falling in love... (Insert inappropriate mermaid-me too-hashtag-joke here)

    • @DmitriasBehindTheWheel
      @DmitriasBehindTheWheel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Objectively examining a sin. That's ten sins right there.
      D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ding!

    • @zacharycombes496
      @zacharycombes496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn't sinning stuff about movies sort of the point of CinemaSins?

  • @jessesmith4167
    @jessesmith4167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    14:30 I mean I know its all in good fun, and is supposed to be tongue and cheek, but given Jack and Barbossa's history with Undead sailors, I can kinda see why they aren't terribly keen on messing with the disturbingly active corpse

  • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
    @benjaminmiddaugh2729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Art imitates life and life is stupid." 2nd best sin ever.

    • @ilovemetal1100
      @ilovemetal1100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and what is the best sin? i think it should be ughughughugh!, that made me laugh so hard. that came totally out of nowhere

    • @IQuarent
      @IQuarent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When Adam from Yourmoviesucks saw Life(2017) he had this to say about it:
      I just saw Life, and just like real life, it was painfully average, kind of boring, and really fucking stupid.

    • @advancedstupidity5459
      @advancedstupidity5459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The best sin is "Uhhhh, no." from the movie 2012.

    • @IQuarent
      @IQuarent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I am partial to "DIE HUMANS DIE AHAHAHAHAHA" from San Andreas.

  • @realhyperhamster
    @realhyperhamster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    "THIS Electrical outlet, and THIS electrical outlet, and THIS HVAC vent!!!" 3:23
    Best
    Line
    Of
    The
    Whole
    Video

    • @GDSK09
      @GDSK09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Harry Holdstock have to admit, i didn't even see those when i watched the movie

    • @AdzNecromancer
      @AdzNecromancer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Really? I thought the best line was "Uggghghghghhgh".

    • @shadowbrain4814
      @shadowbrain4814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get that one, honestly.

    • @realhyperhamster
      @realhyperhamster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GDSK09 Have to agree with you there man xD

    • @samb.6579
      @samb.6579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      shadowbrain4814
      Why would electrical outlets exist back when the movie takes place?

  • @Mr.JoScope
    @Mr.JoScope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    “ we still need an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet while the other one do like this.”
    Honestly, that shit was funny.

    • @draconiclegends2007
      @draconiclegends2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Then the next move barbossa says some shit then stabs the bottle.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'll bring the goats. I suck at trumpeting.

    • @xyzak47-pl
      @xyzak47-pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LadyOnikara Why do you suck? It's blowing device.

    • @BigJeremyBeyer
      @BigJeremyBeyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was Johnny Depp's dinner order.
      It accidentally made it into the final movie.

  • @KevinThePilgrim
    @KevinThePilgrim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    I still remember when I went to see this movie and it was dubbed in Spanish.
    When they name the mermaid, Syrena, my whole showing was laughing.
    The reason is that mermaid is "sirena" in Spanish, so the line sounded like "the mermaid's name is mermaid".
    Funny thing, that only works because of the dubbing.

    • @ana-maria8248
      @ana-maria8248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kevin H. Pilgrim Well, I believe that in the original mythology sirens were the ones that had fish tails and lured men to their death by singing to them. So, it should sound weird in English too.(" The siren's name is Syrena")

    • @macklyon7476
      @macklyon7476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      sirens were greek i believe, they were originally half bird half woman. i don't know where the fish came.

    • @oliviacaron7088
      @oliviacaron7088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      MackLyon actually a harpy is a bird lady not a siren

    • @adnelg319
      @adnelg319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Olivia Caron Both harpies and sirens are half bird creatures. Harpies are incredibly ugly and steal food or they take people who have done wrong. Sirens are beautiful and use their voices to lure men to their deaths.

    • @Νοναμε-ρ9τ
      @Νοναμε-ρ9τ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It must have been weird for the actress then since she was spanish and barely knew english back then. for her it was probably like "hey you have a role, you're a mermaid and your name is mermaid!"

  • @wolfybat3335
    @wolfybat3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Saw the new one and had to laugh when the bad guy said "Dead men tell no tales" and I straight away heard "Roll credits" from a few rows ahead.. And that was even before the title came on screen

    • @draconiclegends2007
      @draconiclegends2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The man himself might be sitting upfront said rows...
      Xd xd

    • @Sonic1991-z9h
      @Sonic1991-z9h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should have said “Salazar’s Revenge” in the UK version.

  • @littlemissmello
    @littlemissmello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    This movie was obviously disappointing by all measures but that twist at the end with the Spaniards wanting to get rid of the Fountain was brilliant and it delighted me to no ends. It's so unexpectedly in character for the Spaniards at the time. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      littlemissmello
      It was also a really good call on the Spaniards' part. That place would have started wars.

    • @shibadiba8778
      @shibadiba8778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The Brit getting shot trying to claim the fountain for "His Majesty" was also by far the funniest part of the movie.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      How was it funny? I'm with the Spaniard some one should make a note of that man's bravery. Also why is his majesty put in quotation marks?

    • @mystic-malevolence
      @mystic-malevolence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It makes sense, honestly.

    • @Anders4Anders
      @Anders4Anders 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must be a real "party starter" huh?

  • @zacharywolf5666
    @zacharywolf5666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    "Looks like the Spanish Inquisition went to the Lois Lane School of Disposing of Things" a great line out of context

    • @sanya5538
      @sanya5538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not if you know what it is 😂

  • @Raken531
    @Raken531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "Love at first sight is real, as long as you're incredibly hot."

  • @maggus999
    @maggus999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I never even considered the screams for the falling voodoo doll is due to the sensation of falling. I just thought he was freaking out expecting the worst when it hit the ground.

    • @Nate-tx9fp
      @Nate-tx9fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eseem wow... I just realized that... three years after your comment

    • @lukepatterson-snell8477
      @lukepatterson-snell8477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg wait what I have just realised

    • @kazma5428
      @kazma5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He actually was freaking out for the expectation he’d die from the hit of the ground when he threw the doll, this channel is stupid asf on this

    • @boulevard14
      @boulevard14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe both?

    • @Xscape128
      @Xscape128 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he still keeps screaming as the doll hits the water

  • @leejoelbeasley5005
    @leejoelbeasley5005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    13:35 If a mermaid falls in love with a man. she gives him the kiss of breath, so when she drag him to the deep he does not drown

    • @masterpenguin8472
      @masterpenguin8472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Makes sense.

    • @sovietapples6122
      @sovietapples6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Somehow it didn’t work at the Disney theme park

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sovietapples6122 haha

    • @adriob7520
      @adriob7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, mermaids aren’t real, every story can make their characteristics whatever they want, if no one in this universe mentions it than they do not have that ability in this universe. An author can create a fantasy world where mermaids are flying lizards, it would be weird but totally legitimate.

    • @leejoelbeasley5005
      @leejoelbeasley5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adriob7520 Yucatán?

  • @erwinhilgers5574
    @erwinhilgers5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Also: why wasn't Blackbeard one of the pirate lords in the previous movie? I mean, if he's so high profile in this universe as well. they should have given him a seat at the table, or some explanation on why he wasn't there at the very least right?

    • @meya4557
      @meya4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I think it's bc he operates independentaly

    • @j.pnewcomer1069
      @j.pnewcomer1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@meya4557 That or no one wanted to pass it on to him, which is how all of the other lords gain the position.

    • @caydencollin6772
      @caydencollin6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I think everyone hates him and Blackbeard doesn’t care about the pirate code.

    • @thepearsthickass
      @thepearsthickass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think its jsit because this movie is jsut a filler and isnt actually part of the plot

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Introducing blackbeard in the third film would have been a bad idea... On paper. If this is set in the early 1700's it could have been set up that black beard was in his prime off the coast of north carolina and he wasn't ready to give that up to save all of his buddies. But considering what the shit that they did do with him... Black beard in our world had a buddy who was NOTORIOUSLY BAD at being a pirate. If anything it could have been set up that Jack was working under the dude who took over blackbeard's buddy's ship.

  • @AnonymousMemeConnoisseur
    @AnonymousMemeConnoisseur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    I wasn't waiting for the Spanish Inquisition reference because NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

  • @moxskeleton
    @moxskeleton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    I know it's an older movie, but I'd really like to see The Road to El Dorado

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's only 17 years old yes it's needs to be sinned for Spain.

    • @axl_angulo00
      @axl_angulo00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YES. YES TO ALL OF THIS COMMENT.

    • @victoriapetz
      @victoriapetz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grace Baker YES OMG PLEASE

    • @terranova1203
      @terranova1203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love that movie!

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!

  • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
    @coralineparmentierworldpianist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    after "Prometheus School of running away from things", ladies and gentlemen, there is "Lois Lane School of Disposing of Things" XD

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CORALINE PARMENTIER, pianiste -> I caught that too, Love It!

    • @kynigosthewolf4573
      @kynigosthewolf4573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They needed a secondary school.

    • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
      @coralineparmentierworldpianist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KynigosTheWolf yeah I totally guess so, and I agree :-)

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What's next?
      The Leeroy Jenkins school of military strategy?

    • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
      @coralineparmentierworldpianist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dastvan I love that one xD

  • @scoutymcscoutface2957
    @scoutymcscoutface2957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    6:42 "It's almost like the environment evolves in real time based on what the plot requires of it."
    That's actually an interesting concept for a movie, or at least a video game.

  • @donquijotedegranada
    @donquijotedegranada 7 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    and about the cut-cut-cut-cut fight scene... it was filmed that way to hide penélope cruz was pregnant and was replaced by her look-a-like sister mónica cruz 😉

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Cool.

    • @BlutigeTranen
      @BlutigeTranen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      don quijote de bolonia I just like that she has a sister that I presume is also hot AF

    • @silkcrenshaw
      @silkcrenshaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tom G. Oh She is....She, is...
      I present, Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur! I personally LOVE this ad campaign she stars in;
      th-cam.com/video/7DY728GDWI0/w-d-xo.html
      Also she and Penelope have a whole Lingerie Line called 'L'Agent for Agent Provocateur'.😍

  • @OdditiesandRarities
    @OdditiesandRarities 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    My favourites:
    4:19 two men carrying a f*cking board when one person would normally just carry it under their arm
    6:48 "well they're clearly gone forever..." brilliant
    5:37 "only one person alive knows that move" *kissy action* ... turns out its Barbossa

  • @dmdm232323
    @dmdm232323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    As he moves up the palm trunk, it gets thinner. This makes the ropes looser, and allows him to slip through them.

    • @tobiashagstrom4168
      @tobiashagstrom4168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sure, but if you look at the profile of the trunk's base, it does not appear to have any immediate taper to it. In fact, if anything, the point at which Jack was tied seems ever so slightly narrower than the point right above it. And since a clothed human has less friction and more give than a palm trunk, it should actually have been easier to crawl out of the ropes right away than to move up the trunk. And that's not considering the fact that climbing up a tree using that technique backwards, with no apparent ability to really manipulate the rope in relation to your body would be extremely difficult/impossible, and definitely would not work unless you had a bit of slack to start with.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In addition to Tobias's comments, there's also the fact that even if the trunk narrowed a bit,that wouldn't explain how he navigated past the top end of the tree with all of it's extending palm branches which would stop him from getting off the top. And then there's the fact that even if somehow you managed that; you would pop off the top facing the wrong way with nothing to grab on to; you'd just fall face first off the tree once you came off the top.
      There's nothing about that escape that is logical, which is why they avoided showing it, the answer is movie magic and magic like that is just a writers crutch that we're expected to accept as a half assed joke

    • @farming8757
      @farming8757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      maybe he managed it because its just a movie, idk.

    • @LJofSpadesTV
      @LJofSpadesTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Farming Ah, the Tommy Wiseau school of movie logic.

  • @Azumadofu
    @Azumadofu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    The 3rd movie sin: 170 in 20 minutes.
    The 4th movie sin: 147 in 19 minutes.
    I said at least it's slightly improvement.

    • @qnzman578
      @qnzman578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I just unnecessarily did the math, that's 8.5 sins a minute for the 3rd and 7.7 sins a minute for the 4th

    • @r.upendram5107
      @r.upendram5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why is the third one more

    • @swifttransactions3595
      @swifttransactions3595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it's also only 2/3 the length of At Worlds End so adjusting Stranger Tides for inflation you're looking at more like 220+

    • @crushdino6442
      @crushdino6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya but the first one got 50 sins

    • @sheevpalps3846
      @sheevpalps3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeh first one was made when cinemasins used to go short and quick videos so it doesn’t count.

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    It's called "On Stranger Tides" because that's the name of the book the film is sort of based on. The book had no characters from Pirates of the Caribbean in it, so *ding*

    • @aposvlah1855
      @aposvlah1855 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonah Falcon does it says anything abouy what mermaid did go priest?

    • @NextGenVixen
      @NextGenVixen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes, it goes into great detail, I believe that chapter was called "Bow Chicka Bow Wow"

    • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
      @HarryBillyBobGeorge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey chicka bump bump

    • @kylegilliam5389
      @kylegilliam5389 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get these references.

    • @samueldavid1621
      @samueldavid1621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually no, the book has a character named Jack. So, they went with that.

  • @olivluv89
    @olivluv89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Is that tear still fresh?"
    ...thank you.

  • @TheDBrennan922
    @TheDBrennan922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Young White Male -> 😄😄😄

    • @Redhotquagmire
      @Redhotquagmire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Young White Male they killed Jesus, ya know, eh?

    • @Airay552
      @Airay552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Young White Male i'm dead

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That one was pure brilliance. lol

    • @BeaudoinMotorsports
      @BeaudoinMotorsports 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHHA

  • @bbria28
    @bbria28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    So I’m sinning cinemasins for not realizing that the king is Mr.Dudley from Harry Potter and an extra sin for not making a joke. Sinner gotta sin yo

    • @Dragonair08
      @Dragonair08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dudley was the cousin, Mr Dursley is the king. That's still a valid ding for CinemaSins

    • @dylan1406
      @dylan1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bbria28 guy on the King’s left side is Qyburn

    • @5Davideo
      @5Davideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dylan1406 Guy on the other side is the Voice of London from V for Vendetta.

    • @TheChampionofthepeople
      @TheChampionofthepeople 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who gives a fuck about Harry Bitch Potter Asshole

    • @TheChampionofthepeople
      @TheChampionofthepeople 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Døggo who cares about the fame mate. Fuck fame.. im rich 🙏🤑🥂🖕

  • @Termay1
    @Termay1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    you gotta delete at least 20 sins just for the soundtrack alone they are always amazing.

  • @RockinThaSoLows
    @RockinThaSoLows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Still laughing about the outlets

    • @thrillspeak2861
      @thrillspeak2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where?? Timestamp?

    • @maxchur
      @maxchur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thrillspeak that was two years ago lad

    • @AndreasVesaliusTF2
      @AndreasVesaliusTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thrillspeak2861 3:22 I gotchu fam

  • @Klespyrian
    @Klespyrian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I watch Pirates of the Caribbean movies for the sole purpose of watching Jack say wonderfully convoluted statements about everything. I like that sort of thing

  • @opstellar
    @opstellar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Just FYI about the 'secrets of the fountain,' you missed one key detail: The ring that Jack stole from Calypso. He recognized it, which is why he stole it. He gives it to Angelica, and she says she traded it to learn the secrets of the fountain. So if you want to know who made that mess up about mermaids, the answer is Tia Dalma, a.k.a. Calypso. This franchise requires great attention to detail and reading into things that are not made obvious.

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    18:15 "Uggghghghghhgh" Probably my favorite line you've ever spoken. LMAO!

    • @supersandman86
      @supersandman86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he turned into a murlock

    • @vivekpanchpal6987
      @vivekpanchpal6987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @runninglo112365 Is Nobody here going to say anything about Jack saying I support the missionarys position in a Disney movie I think catering to a more adult audience has gone too far

    • @cortedemico
      @cortedemico 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thought i would never hear that sound again... even poorly enunciated. ;)

  • @xtrucky
    @xtrucky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "the myth that puncturing a barrel of liquor makes it spew like a geyser"
    I work in a bottlethop, and i can comfirm that when you break a pressurised container of liqour with sudden force it does, in fact, go off like a grenade.
    Source: many hours spent cleaning up after Guinness grenades

    • @adamfleisner6019
      @adamfleisner6019 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Untitled-1 wood barrels aren't pressurized.

    • @xtrucky
      @xtrucky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're made to be airtight and watertight, and the alcohol inside releases gasses which creates a difference in pressure from the outside.

  • @annlyp6303
    @annlyp6303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Between the mermaid and the Philip" too funny

  • @Jonpotterart
    @Jonpotterart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Cinemasins are going to have a goddamn field day with 'Dead Men Tell No Tales'...

  • @hostileraccoon9604
    @hostileraccoon9604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    4th sin. "Cadiz, Spain. Not to be confused with Cadiz, Kentucky... Wait, there is a Cadiz, Kentucky? Well, f*ck." *GIVES A SIN*

    • @SakEma7
      @SakEma7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, the movie is set somewhere around 1700. Cadiz Ketucky was founded in 1820 (not sure, maybe later, but not before that year). So, it's a sin.

    • @invisoDustin123
      @invisoDustin123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But the point is it exists to the viewers of the movie, the text isn't for the immersion or for the characters, it's to inform the audience, keeping it clear as they did should not have been sinned, however the sins are not the point of these videos, these aren't reviews, they're comedy.

    • @chrisblackwell8288
      @chrisblackwell8288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HostileRaccoon
      The sin is that they put the info of the place when he *cinemasins* doesn't care for it

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because probably about 60% of the cities in the US are named after somewhere else in the world.

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was half expecting the London bit to be "Not to be confused with London Texas".

  • @dreacranford
    @dreacranford 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    So that's how Finnick got his swimming ability...

    • @spikelilgirl
      @spikelilgirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yep, he was turned into a merman!

    • @miserylitmedia1050
      @miserylitmedia1050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AND he was *eaten* by fish-people... Just sayin'.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drea C 😝

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:09
    Nope, she doesn’t eat him
    Earlier during the film during the Whitecap Bay scene there is a blink and you’ll miss it line about a legend that a kiss from a mermaid will save sailors from drowning.
    As Philip and Syrena descend into the underwater caves, it’s difficult to notice but, you can see that Philip is breathing underwater.

  • @cillianbrouder
    @cillianbrouder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    I always just refer to this movie as the fourth one

    • @coolnoah8183
      @coolnoah8183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cillian Brouder thats because it is?

    • @Charleadem
      @Charleadem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn
      That was an harsh experience

    • @jackdonohue7893
      @jackdonohue7893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cillian Brouder I don't think people refer it to anything else?

    • @kimhughes8307
      @kimhughes8307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fourth is this one XD

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s why he calls it that

  • @LongAct94
    @LongAct94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Breasts without nipples: Good
    Breasts with nipples: Bad
    Movie logic.

    • @2know4sure
      @2know4sure 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +HeilEvalionMienFuhrer, Mien lovely Fräulein, I beg to disagree!
      & I am QUITE sure that you yourself are a case in "point"! (stay beautiful!)

    • @Sparx632
      @Sparx632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wounds without blood: Good
      Wounds with blood: Bad

    • @VonBlade
      @VonBlade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      pointless Male nipples : Good
      Evolved to give life female nipples : Bad

    • @MrOrdosan
      @MrOrdosan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      okay creepy white knighting asside... >.>
      ya thats basic movie logic for you. Violence = good. sexual anything = bad.
      coures then there are moves with tonnes of sex and violence but those are up in the higher ratings. but ya pg-13 and earlier anything violent is okay. while natural and/or important things (like our sexuality) is considered pretty taboo in alot of cases.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well lets be honest, half women half mermaid, probably doesn't come with milk

  • @ruddthree8105
    @ruddthree8105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "Both will try to eat you, but mermaids are hot and topless."
    *likes*

  • @benbastabeast7523
    @benbastabeast7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I feel like most of this movie wasn’t even spent on the ocean, and that I feel is the greatest sin. It’s basically just Indiana Jones but with the Pirates of the Caribbean characters.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly who cares, after those bloated 2 and 3 I was sick of seeing those damn ships (black pearl, dutchman etc)

    • @day8361
      @day8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leob4403 I care

  • @ParanoidBigfoot
    @ParanoidBigfoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Still waiting on those Mummy movies Jeremy, you better get to them soon, Tom Cruise isn't going to wait around for you. He's going to release his version whether you like it or not.

    • @syd_jzx100
      @syd_jzx100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ParanoidBigfoot I like Tom Cruise, but the fact he's infiltrated the Mummy franchise and Brendan Fraser is perfectly able to act in this role, is total bullshit.

    • @bosempuchane5631
      @bosempuchane5631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Charisma and how many action franchises is this man going to be in?! He already has Mission Impossible and Jack Reacher. But I think they should've given it to someone younger. Michael B. Jordan. Scott Eastwood. Anyone.

    • @BlueHero45
      @BlueHero45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, it's a reboot of the orginal mummy movie and has nothing to do with the Brendan Fraser movies, wich themselves were reboots of the orginal.

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charisma
      No, your comment is total bullshit. Universal monsters are fucking legendary, and Brendan is completely unsuited for the dark and spooky films they are trying to resurrect. The only thing he could play in this new Mummy franchise is a high-ranking desk jockey.

    • @nighton3
      @nighton3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I liked the Brendan Fraiser Mummy movies (third one not included). They where campy af but I found them enjoyable.

  • @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
    @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I'd say Blackbeard DID have such a bad reputation that sailors wouldn't want to work for him....

    • @spacedmoth5874
      @spacedmoth5874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hard Boiled Entertainment yes because it says he was a notorious pirate killer

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He could sent Edward Kenway instead of his sluty daughter.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How was his daughter sluty? She never slept with anyone and she was set to marry Jack the only one she ever kisses.

    • @acciuntxyz3462
      @acciuntxyz3462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess you missed the part where she slept with Jack while she was in a convent =P

  • @melodramaticdragon5826
    @melodramaticdragon5826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    8:45 Oh no, they dragged Peter Pan into this, didn't they?

    • @romeevanvessem7072
      @romeevanvessem7072 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      melodramatic dragon aperently I am not the only one who noticed that😂

    • @selinacarpenter
      @selinacarpenter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OUAT FANS

    • @pow-powshideout9277
      @pow-powshideout9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OUAT fans are the only ones who understand this and that makes me proud 😂

    • @personafanatic4597
      @personafanatic4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its Disney man this is probably part of pan's backstory

    • @corinnedrake3628
      @corinnedrake3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s so hot

  • @taniaferreira9375
    @taniaferreira9375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    As much as it pains me to say, this whole movie is a sin... It has nothing to do with the rest of the movies. If it was some other pirate movie it could have been something but as a continuation of the saga it's a total sin

    • @dariocarbajal191
      @dariocarbajal191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Just wait till you watch the new one...

    • @InBedGamer
      @InBedGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Dario Carbajal the new one is WAY better than this one. It actually felt like a continuation of the first three movies.

    • @taniaferreira9375
      @taniaferreira9375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Agreed! I just pretend the 4th didn't exist and this is a continuation of the trilogy. When I went to see it I was a bit aprehensive, but it really was better then the 4th, my expectations were exceeded on this one (thank heavens!!!!)

    • @hockeykings3793
      @hockeykings3793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tânia Ferreira get ready for another!

    • @misspelicula6251
      @misspelicula6251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tânia Ferreira Not to mention Jack Sparrow is not a leading character.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It says a lot about a movie when it makes over $1 billion worldwide and nobody remembers a single thing about it.

  • @kobnalux9581
    @kobnalux9581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I honestly think that some movie studios should seriously consider hiring these guys, to point out all the holes and flaws in their movie.

    • @aethermeyer2232
      @aethermeyer2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Exactly! They should make movies with instead of the 'directors cut' make it the 'cinemasins cut'!

    • @redviper324
      @redviper324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why would they want to reshoot? That'd cost way too much money and the quality of a movie has very little to do with its success. Especially when it's part of a successful franchise. Really, it'd just be a waste of money.

    • @kobnalux9581
      @kobnalux9581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Young Justice YJ Is Best genious idea!

    • @kobnalux9581
      @kobnalux9581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Red Viper then have them on from pre production! Have them look at the script as well before it is green lit

    • @redviper324
      @redviper324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd like that but most people are just too stupid or casual to see the difference, and those who aren't won't likely pay for such movies and just stream or download

  • @bengates9722
    @bengates9722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Y'know, when I was younger, I used to think pirates were all smiley.
    Now, as I am grown up, I know they're all Somali.

  • @quag311
    @quag311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Like her blouse, I am torn."

  • @loganbigmo
    @loganbigmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Mermaid+Phillip love story is more interesting than Jack+Angelica

    • @jacsoslayer
      @jacsoslayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Murali Thaya Both are still a better love story than Twilight.

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly, none of those comparisons are saying much...

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The shit it is. It was a breath of fresh air to have a male and female lead _not_ fall in love with each other. Angelica was a selfish, deceptive, despicable witch who got stranded on an island by her co-star, and that was a relief.

  • @JoeDurobot
    @JoeDurobot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    *No sins for fishermen in Spain speaking perfect English to talk to other Spanish people???*
    *Everybody speaks English in Hollywood!*

    • @donquijotedegranada
      @donquijotedegranada 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      JoeDurobot actually, in that period spanish was the international language, so it's kinda ironic they are portrayed speaking english...

    • @Boristien405
      @Boristien405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don quijote de bolonia - How is that ironic? And who are you contradicting??

    • @danielab1924
      @danielab1924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But that's movie making in general. The cast's language is geared towards the general audience the movie is for. If the target audience is people who speak english, then the movie will be in english. Just like no doubtedly the dubbed or subtitled versions will stay consistent to that language. Also hollywood produced movies sometimes add in the appropriate language depending on how long its going to go on for. Most people are ok with a little bit of subtitles but don't want to spend an entire movie reading subtitles.

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JoeDurobot if you think that's weird, if you watch the Chinese dub every character is speaking Chinese!

    • @PistoleroPF
      @PistoleroPF 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silvio Rodriguez

  • @adamwoolston253
    @adamwoolston253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Wherever and however that is used, I will always laugh

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:10 to be fair here, the guard doesn't have a gun. He has a musket. Even a skilled marksmen does need at least 30 seconds to load this thing. And you can't run around with the barrel loaded because keeping a musket loaded for a long period of time before shooting increases the misfire chance dramatically. You load a musket only when you are about to shoot it.

  • @lusitanimendes641
    @lusitanimendes641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Aw come on, Florida is not that bad"

    • @bendefusco8706
      @bendefusco8706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spoken like someone who lives in Florida.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes I wonder if the fountain of youth turns out to be at Universal Studios

    • @zaragozrex
      @zaragozrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jareth The Goblin King Probably is. Just nobody noticed.

  • @eccentricblobfish4250
    @eccentricblobfish4250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR YOU TO DO THIS FINALLY, THANK YOU!!

  • @RSK9903
    @RSK9903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I lost it at the end when the Spaniard is dubbed over by "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition."

  • @Kris-lu1rs
    @Kris-lu1rs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I have a question. Barbossa stabs Blackbeard with a poisonous sword, making him dying. Why does then Angelica get years of immortality instead of just a couple more minutes added to her life? I mean, he was gonna die anyway.Doesn`t that mean his life is shortened?

    • @miraigond8412
      @miraigond8412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Noone knows what the fountain of youth can do

    • @vortexastar193
      @vortexastar193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think the fountain takes the amount of years you have lived and will live (predetermined apparently) and gives it to the other person, so whether Blackbeard was dying or not, his daughter took all his years.

    • @DmitriasBehindTheWheel
      @DmitriasBehindTheWheel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good ol' Blackbeard survived a beheading and is skilled in necromancy (or at least, he can zombify people). Clever Barbossa had a plan with his poisons, but a plan of success does not always mean success.
      I wouldn't be surprised if that poisoned slash-and-stab was enough to incapacitate Blackbeard from the fight, but not kill him.

    • @CallicoJackracham
      @CallicoJackracham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the movie Angelica explains this to Jack but a lot of people seem to overlook it. Basically the fountain gives person A all the years that person B HAS lived and WOULD have lived in the the ideal circumstances. (as Angelia put it ''You get all the years that person has lived, and would have lived if fate had been kinder.'')

    • @marianthim.2454
      @marianthim.2454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CallicoJackracham so 100 years?

  • @billiamafton6528
    @billiamafton6528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Alright, let's cut to the chase, i'll give you 100,000 dollars and a like if you do the Bee Movie. It was originally 1,000 dollars but Ms. Crawly's fake eye landed on the "0" button and i did see it happen but did nothing to change the total.

    • @jgreen114
      @jgreen114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Wobbuffet WWWWWWAAAAAABOFET

    • @zephyrna6249
      @zephyrna6249 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bee Movie or Bust

  • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
    @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    9:20 Correction: Florida IS that bad. I should know, I've lived there my entire life.

    • @davidvilchez2209
      @davidvilchez2209 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. it is hot 10 months of the year and freezes over like 1 month and the other month is nice weather. Too many old people that come here to die that drive like shit and congest our roads.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidvilchez2209 Sorry, that one month was the time my mom and dad went there on vacation. I know they caused it.

  • @theanimekitten9635
    @theanimekitten9635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I feel the need to point this out now,
    They put a kid on a boat in which they knew mermaids were gonna attack....
    "Yo let's put the youngster on the death boat!"
    I know he ended up surviving but still.

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's blackbeard and the kid would probably help with the singing (higher voice than the rest) I know the comment is 2 years old

  • @machirim2805
    @machirim2805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Another sin: You forgot that the flag on the British ship has the cross representing Ireland when apparently this is during the reign of King George II, well before 1801.
    Also another sin: King George II here is portrayed as fat and demanding, but he wasn't (only towards the very end of his life he was). During this time he was leading his army into battle against the Jacobites. How have the mighty fallen.

    • @ilovemuslimfood666
      @ilovemuslimfood666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nova Also, the flags flown on top of the Spanish ships are those of modern-day Spain, and not the white background and jagged red “X” of the Spanish Empire, which would have been more appropriate for the film’s time period.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, this is like putting fat Elvis in a movie about his younger years.

    • @Lemon_Bowl
      @Lemon_Bowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you forget this isnt real life, but they should change the flag

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    absolutely love the nonsense in this series though

  • @ajc3256
    @ajc3256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Everyone in London new that jack sparrow was putting together a crew EXEPT for jack sparrow”

  • @juliuscaesar9216
    @juliuscaesar9216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I bet Fate of the furious has so many sins this guys is still working on it

    • @minddevastation508
      @minddevastation508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julius Caesar: it killed the sin counter, and then some.

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turns out, you don’t need any mermaid tears or silver chalices, the Spaniards just made that shit up. All you need is to sip straight from the fountain and boom! you’re good.

  • @dobbysboggart6883
    @dobbysboggart6883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    For sin 120, I think it's Philip's moral conscience, not just being attracted to Syrena.

    • @fxitfastah
      @fxitfastah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Another sin for an obvious name: Syrena = Sirene = Mermaid. The writers must have thought this was very clever, but it's lazy.

  • @leejay630
    @leejay630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "This electrical outlet and THIS electrical outlet and this HVAC vent!" had me in stitches :D

  • @speauks_4667
    @speauks_4667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This movie just felt like a way to tie the loose end of them discovering the fountain on the map so they could just move on to the fifth movie

  • @linkfields9159
    @linkfields9159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i cant watch any movie now without looking for someone eating an apple lol i love it

  • @captainjacksparrow8136
    @captainjacksparrow8136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    my dad is batman..

  • @GrudgeyCable
    @GrudgeyCable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scrum: “We take the ship than! Now!” XD I love the mutiny scene

  • @tommymoney2639
    @tommymoney2639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Jacks dad is batman lol

    • @frostplays1177
      @frostplays1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its keith richards and keith richards is batman

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frostplays 117 he was not Batman

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    aww I was hoping for a sin off, I loved hw Ponce was set up, just like a part of the ride. Aw Philip was my favorite character, the only good person, not a huge fan of mermaid love story but still. Also loved the Spanish destroying the fountain, that's historically accurate.

  • @DaltonCollinson
    @DaltonCollinson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    So how long until you do "Everything Wrong with Logan in 10 seconds of less"

    • @harrisonjones7420
      @harrisonjones7420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      TheMajorBuzzkill can't tell if that is trying to imply that there is very little wrong, or that the entire movie is wrong.

    • @Zeon081
      @Zeon081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      stupid fanboy thinks his fav movie is good and have no sins

    • @zoober3508
      @zoober3508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I appreciate and support your comment.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Off the top of my head, these are the sins I can come up with.
      1. All mutants are either dead or on the run. All of them. Even Magneto, the second-strongest mutant on the planet.
      2. Humanity has apparently "cured" the world of the mutant gene.
      3. Xavier manages to make it to Mexico despite being considered a "Weapon of Mass Destruction", which I can only assume would put you slightly higher on 'America's most wanted' than the most dangerous criminals to walk the planet.
      4. The Timeline. It's been rewritten twice now. We couldn't get a concise answer on what the fuck has happened to cause this calamity if we were shown it year by year.
      5.We can engineer the perfect Wolverine to fight for the enemy, but they could only reproduce the effects of him and just him? Not one other mutate was as successful as Wolverine?

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nathaniel Hagan Wolverine dies in the middle of a pine tree forest, stabbed against a fallen trunk that is immediately cut off by Laura, which means he indirectly taught her to be a lumberjack.
      Is that the most Canadian way to die ever or what? XD

  • @EarlsFamilyVlogs
    @EarlsFamilyVlogs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Going to see it tonight:) Date night with my wife!

    • @Inkypinky123
      @Inkypinky123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      At least you like it!

    • @dextermarley8645
      @dextermarley8645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You guys must have been the ONLY ones in the theater because this movie was pure garbage, hope you did the manly thing and got your money back but.....

    • @ReposedAkuma
      @ReposedAkuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You two aren’t divorced are ya?

    • @boinkingyamumsohardithurts12
      @boinkingyamumsohardithurts12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Inkypinky123 name yourself after him then insult him

    • @tacofingerz7247
      @tacofingerz7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dextermarley8645 lol chill the fuck out

  • @davidearnest5355
    @davidearnest5355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I cried when that love story between Serena and Phillip ended... Fight me

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Earnest
      They’ll have to fight me too because this movie so lacked the epic ness of the original and they are all too obvious to pair (in a way) because they’re the only young people around ... but I loved theirnstory

    • @Danyko33
      @Danyko33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But their story didn't end, she gave him the ability to breathe under water and they went to live together.

    • @flacker941
      @flacker941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't think it did end. If u mean BC its not in the other movie then yes

    • @notmyrealname6150
      @notmyrealname6150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He became a merman.

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God Almighty, the Creator was manifest in the flesh. He came into the world to take away the sin of the world. He gave up his own life to save yours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for your redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Those that reject redemption will go to hell.
      1 John 1:8-10 KJV
      If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. [9] If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. [10] If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
      John 1:1-3,10 KJV
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. [2] The same was in the beginning with God. [3] All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. [10] He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
      Isaiah 44:6 KJV
      Thus saith the Lord the King of Israel, and his redeemer the Lord of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.
      Revelation 1:17-18 KJV
      And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: [18] I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.
      Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV
      For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      Acts 4:12 KJV
      Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
      John 5:24 KJV
      Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

  • @isiscallenbach6287
    @isiscallenbach6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:08 she sold the ring jack has given to her in there relationship before to Tia Dalma but they cut that part out of the scene cause it was too sexy and its a Disney movie so it is also for younger viewers.

  • @garciafever
    @garciafever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @18:13 "she totally eats him, right?"
    Oh yes Jeremy, she totally eats something :D

    • @sanya5538
      @sanya5538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I spat my water LMAO

  • @mucsdnop
    @mucsdnop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    18:16 That was the best murloc impression I've ever heard.

  • @ThePalerider12
    @ThePalerider12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I actually very much enjoyed this movie, it was it's own story like the first Pirates movie.

  • @ajarthis1602
    @ajarthis1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Keith Richards is Jack's father and Paul McCartney is Jack's uncle. Next we'll find out that Ringo Starr is Jack's second cousin and Mick Jagger is Jack's kindergarten teacher.

  • @eleanorwalker1802
    @eleanorwalker1802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Straight up, my old history teacher was one of the guards in the opening scene,, If you look close enough, you can see one really fat guard and apparently it was because he managed to eat three full english breakfasts a day. He was singlehandedly the greatest history teacher!

  • @theinvisiblegentleman1142
    @theinvisiblegentleman1142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now every time I see a character eat an apple a little sin counter dings in my head.

  • @ATurnip
    @ATurnip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "how did jack not drown?" presumably because voodoo dolls don't have lungs?

  • @draconiclegends2007
    @draconiclegends2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Also, Blackbeard wasted a shit ton of flammable accelerant to kill this one crewmemb-"
    "Again!"
    "Godammit."
    Oh my god this killed me

  • @carteryeisley6548
    @carteryeisley6548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Can you do the Everything Wrong with Bee Movie?

    • @danielbone4231
      @danielbone4231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He would have to just play the entire bee movie...

    • @no-oneX
      @no-oneX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What're you talking about? There's nothing ring with Bee Movie! It's the greatest movie there is xD

    • @adibrahman6123
      @adibrahman6123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xorfalon Ring?

    • @Eqrlybird
      @Eqrlybird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YEAH THERE'S NOTHING RING WITH THE BEE MOVIE but there's a lot wrong with it

    • @Champion1209
      @Champion1209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Carter Yeisley Bee movie but everything is wrong with it

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I actually love the entire franchise. Including this one.

    • @karppaaa
      @karppaaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      First one only good one tbh.

    • @philhendrie100
      @philhendrie100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every movie has its sins. I know its hard watching him seemingly tear through a movie you love but its not always from a place of hate.

    • @sartaj_music
      @sartaj_music 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MegaSoulHero I've made a cover of He's a Pirate theme from Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.... check it on my channel..

    • @niamhrj
      @niamhrj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, this one is my fav

    • @wellshiet3410
      @wellshiet3410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I enjoyed all of them as well but first two are my favourites.

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    3 minutes ago? Last time I was this early....yadda yadda yadda....

  • @Chev8703
    @Chev8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:23
    I kid you not, I didn’t notice any of these errors when I watched this movie not long ago on Disney+.

  • @EclecticGreyWitch
    @EclecticGreyWitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was the most entertaining thing I've watched all day! Granted, it's 2:15 a.m. and the day's barely begun, but I haven't enjoyed anything this funny in awhile. I love the PotC movies, despite their faults, because I love (fictional) pirates, especially Barbossa!

  • @whaletopia7439
    @whaletopia7439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best part about these videos is Jeremy's voice. It fits perfectly.

  • @mitchellhogg4627
    @mitchellhogg4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3 years late ik but I've gotta defend the scene where jacks chained to the chair. You literally watch him plan his entire escape

  • @Nahnigga
    @Nahnigga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone at cinemasins: "hey theres a new pirates film coming out and we forgot to do a video about the fourth one" no better time than 6 years later

  • @forestfire4348
    @forestfire4348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    A add for the new Pirates of the Caribbean came on before this 😂😂😂

    • @hserer8943
      @hserer8943 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old Lady ABAY PRODUCTIONS funny move

    • @Tealeaf1221
      @Tealeaf1221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Old Lady ABAY PRODUCTIONS carabin huh?

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the worst thing is that this is the edited version....

  • @nopotleftbehind1590
    @nopotleftbehind1590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Do some Tinkerbell movies. I'd like to see you ruin that

  • @thehorrorhound6575
    @thehorrorhound6575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well if you look up syrenas character the ending with Philip is explained a bit clearer. When syrena finds Phillip after giving jack the chalices and he asks for forgiveness, apparently when she kissed him and pulled him under water her kiss healed his wounds and gave him the ability to breathe under water so they can be together like in the old mermaid stories the characters are based off where a mermaid falls in love with a boy from the church and she gives him the ability to be with her forever

  • @SeriousSirius
    @SeriousSirius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mermaid: 'I can't walk'
    Blackbeard: 'Then you'll die'
    Mermaid: 'Then you're never getting your eternal youth, go on, arsehole'

  • @jacintasnyder2597
    @jacintasnyder2597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:48 because Blackbeard, barbossa, and Jack are all trying to get to the fountain of youth first, and all their routes are different, so they are on stranger tides.