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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Officer Bart & Officer Lydia are on the CASE: An unnerving amount of tips have pointed them to YOUR bedroom... the most horrific, ILLEGAL sleep habits they have EVER SEEN. Life's tough when you're on the force, but they can handle it all.
PLEASE check out my favorite sleep police videos -- the first of which is I'm pretty sure Bart's twin brother LOLLL and one of my favorite videos of ALL time:
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The last ASMR video to help me sleep:
No seriously. Watch this one.
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I'm CRACKING UP reading the comments omg!! i'M SO SO glad you are all enjoying. :) For those of you who didn't read the description -- this was of course partly inspired by the many cop tropes in media, but of course, our good friend The ASMR Ryan and Officer Gutierrez!! In a perfect world...he and Bart are related LMAO. Please check out his video and channel and tell him I said I AIN'T PLAYING GAMES! th-cam.com/video/hNb0bq9V5h4/w-d-xo.html
I DIED LAUPHING WHEN YOU WALKED IN WITH A MUSTACH LOL IM CRYING!
"And you don't wanna know what I could do to you >;}" dammm gibi calmmm downnn 😂😂
When you said the room was 75 I looked at my clock witch had a thermometer in it and it said 75
Omg I'm dead. I laughed so hard. I use asmr for sleep but this made me laugh so hard. Gibi you are the best!
The mustache is awesome
😂
*takes a sip of coffee at 5:01 pm*
_sirens can be heard in the distance_
**through radio**
“you need to get outta there!”
666 likes
🤣🤣🤣
DUDE I WAS ACTUALLY DRINKING COFFEE AND IT IS *5:01* OMFG I-
{lisa Cookie} CHUG IT! HURRY! Lol
Schools: you need to get 8-9 hours of sleep
Also schools: gives 8-9 hours of homework
Elisa Costas lol
It izzzzz what it izzzzzz
Facts
I SPEND ALL NIGHT ON THAT AND THEY GET MAD AT ME FOR CATCHING UP ON SLEEP that’s what I always say to the principal when I get sent to the office when I’m sleeping in class
The struggle is real
Police: Open up!
Me: Is this because daisy did my taxes?
yep
Well it did seem a tad shady
ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅
I don’t get it
@@ilikememes8253
Gibi did a video where the character Daisy worked as an accountant.
hol up....
if the neighbors can see my light on at 4 am doesnt that also automatically put them in violation of sleeping laws?
"No no, he's got a point.... "
Where do you think Daisy lives? She sure as hell doesn't live with Lorelei... And Syble is an interdimensional being. So... She kinda stole the apartment and is keeping gibi hostage so she doesn't have to pay rent
O_o
They just woke up really early
Hopefully at least
I’m not a snitch
Exactly.
"Your room is 75°"
Me: *Panics in Celsius*
I felt very confused for a moment too.
75° for a room is still also really hot in Fahrenheit😂
@@owlslayer6900 yeah my room doesnt go over 60
Gabe carter: My room doesn’t go over 60
Me:looks at thermometer *screams in Floridian*
The air conditioning broke in my house and my room is 85
"Do you go on your phone at night?"
*watching this video on my phone at quarter to midnight*
"...no."
Me though
Lol it’s 11:14 right now
I’m dead.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eliáš Machálek last night i went to bed at 6:30 am
No I watch till 11 then get up at 5
Gibi: What’s your sleep schedule?
Me: ah shit, here we go again...
Dooo dooo dah te da da da
Me: no, just no.
"Excuse me, I have a search warrant"
*Briefly flashes piece of paper with "search warranted" written on it*
hey that's like real police!
@@sunny-qk3uk 😔
@@sunny-qk3uk omg
Me: *stays up late*
Officer Bart: “Now this is an Avengers level threat”
Underrated comment
@@keeprkyd agreed
@@keeprkyd overrused comment both of yours
@@ImJustLayZ okay and 🤡
hahahah that's funny!!
**me, eating chocolate at 1am**
_officer bart wants to know your location_
DDD:
Dats meh Xd
Just for eating chocolate
Officer bart hated that
>:D _Passes weapon_ 🔫🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪
Officer Bart seems like he probably eats breakfast really aggressively and drinks straight black coffee
Rena Laine this made me laugh so hard!!!! 😂😂😂
Bart: SHUT UP EGG, AND GET IN MA MOUTH *eats egg*
Rest of plate: ah shit, here we go again
Nah he probably just straight up eats the coffee beans
Looks like the guy who would aggressively make you eat breakfast
“eats breakfast aggressively” 😂
Bart is just trying to be the bad cop but is emotionally vulnerable and is trying to hide it behind sarcasm and anger. Lydia is his supportive and loving partner
What in the wattpad is this
You are gay
@@liamhelland8975 no way
@@liamhelland8975 and proud
I didn't realize that asmr had such deep lore
Officer Bart: OPEN UP!
Me: *has insomnia* wait I have a permit for this!
Esla 188 literally WAIT I HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP
Indeed.
im really sorry for asking but what is insomnia?
@@mgclngt search it on Google
@@mgclngt Since Flower patch is a dick, it basically means you have trouble sleeping. From minor difficulties to needing heavy medication to get healthy amounts of sleep.
Therapist: Bad cop Gibi with a mustache doesn't exist, she can't hurt you
Bad cop Gibi with a mustache :
ValeBreck Bad cop Gibi with a mustache: FBI OPEN UP
ValeBreck therapist:
Therapist:
Underrated comment
@@big_von6232 ?
Looool what brought u here out of all ppl valebreck leavs souls games and comes to watch asmr
Littt
Can we have an Officer Bart series, I need that in my life.
Same fam
WELL TO BAD
Omg same
Yassss
Y e s
Gibi: “How many all nighters did you pull?!”
Me: “High school”
This deserves WAY more likes...
this shouldn’t be so relatable....
As a high schooler, that's an oof
*AHA*
I'm procrasti- taking a break from studying for an upcoming exam right now!
Hahaha *hahHAHA*
@@lowkeystudios5026 I hear the pain in those laughs
Imagine a swat team crashing through your house, breaking everything in their path just because you had a cup of coffee
Thank you for all the likes ❤️❤❤
Specifically at 5:01 pm
wait, that doesnt happen to you?
XD
Omg I would die. Especially if I did eat one of my starbursts!
Me: **has insomnia**
Officer Bart: *OPEN UP*
Officer Bart:it’s Bart B.A.R.T not fart I’m not playing games
Me:yes officer cart
Bisexual Zoe you can tell there is a story behind that
Hardstop Lucas : Hey that’s my line!
This made laugh out loud. Thank you for this comment. You legitimately brought some happiness to my otherwise normal day. 😁 Thanks!!!
I mean, how many times was he called officer Bart for him to say that straight away
yes officer tart
" You need 7-8 hours of sleep each night"
*Schools: "4 minutes, take it or leave it"*
You get four minutes????????
Lucky
you get sleep! lucky
Now that's luck i get -10 minutes of sleep
@@moonknight5588 at least you get minutes
Me: *drinks coffee in the evening*
Dad: wHy Is ThE fBi OuTsIdE oUr HoUsE
You have a dad-
🤣😂🤣😂
Lucky you :( I didnt know people kept dads past the age of 6
Momo yaoyorozu
*oof*
It’s not the fbi it’s the SSU (special sleepy unit)
Therapist: so tell me what happened
Me: a woman with a moustache broke into my house and proceeded to try and make me go to sleep
Therapist: So it’s gonna be one of those days
Mr Gabumon 😂😂
Gabumon mhhhhhhh that reminds me of a DIGIMON
*DIGIMON IS BETTER ThEN POKeANMON*
Hahahah actually a good one!
Mr Gabumon haha
This and the videos made me laugh (Mr. Gab comment)
Bart: "What is this?" *holds up bag of cocaine*
Me: Ummmmm... Lunch?
My G-fuel
Powdered sugar lol
Also Bart: Oh um.... I thought it was... um.. coffee. I uhhh.... didn't know that it was your lunch.... sry 😶😶😐
Also Me: Ok...😎😎😎
It was sugar
It was my multiple grains of love for everyone that liked my post 😁, have a great day y'all
Bart: "how many cups have u had"
Highschool students: "i stoped counting after 8"
"Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?"
"Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?"
This deserves WAY more likes
Bro it be like that
@GORDON LEHRKE bet
"It's Barthalemu."
"You've never gone by that before."
"WeLl I dO nOw."
Bartholomeu
Sound like one of my parents favourite drama's.
Now streaming: *Bartholemu SEASON 5*
What a mood😂
*Bartholomew
They obviously want to look cool in front of their crush
Lydia: Bart you need to calm down,
Bart: *has stroke in frustration*
Lydia:bart your bein too loud
@@medusa7690 *you're
d e a d m a n 4 4 ok nobody likes ppl like u
@@tournesoltulipe4425 ok boomer
@@elliot_p1 ok zoomer
Ok but Officer Bart must have arrested Daisy at least once
No, at least 20 times.
You just said the best asmr video ever
Eva Schwartz officer Bart is daisies dad😁
Oh, $h*t! I can already see the scenarios Gibi's probably cooking up right now. 😀
If someone wearing a fake moustache and sunglasses INSIDE rocks up to my house NAMED BART telling me to get some sleep imma keep it real with yall imma GET SOME SLEEP
i love that name
@@notevenmefr same
Ayy Tsuyu Asui
You really have the energy as a fellow coryxkenshin fan
@@raiden3531 the fact that I am an indeed a samurai-
That's the fakest fake mustache I've ever seen and it's glorious.
👌
It's not fake.
@@I-ARE-AsiAce lol
Lol I love it too
Asi Ace
UM THATS BARTHOLOMEW TO YOU
Wait a minute... why are my neighbors up that late to report my lights are on? Think you should investigate that
Congratulations you played your self
@Jonathan Lumbreras they were awake, so they could see the lights
Jonathan Lumbreras wtf lights can’t wake u up across houses🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jonathan Lumbreras the lights in the bedroom are pretty dim and people dont usually sleep with their curtains opened.
@Jonathan Lumbreras still, the lights are pretty dim, Not light enough to wake somebody else. The point is how the "neighbors" were awake.
Who here is coming back after the manicure video?
I have
When she took her glasses off she looks like a girl in disguise but she put them on and looks like a whole man from the 1900's
I think you meant the 90's, right?
The 1900’s, dude fr 😂
Doofensmirtz:
"A police officer?"
"Gibi the officer?"
*GIBI ASMR?!*
Technically, the 1990’s are in the 1900’s....?
Holy crap I thought I was the only one
Me: Takes a sip of coffee at 12 oclock
Officer Bart: OPEN THAT GOD DAMN DOOR RIGHT NOW
Me: **about to pull an all nighter**
Bart: THIS IS THE 15th TIME THIS MONTH WHY DO YOU HATE SLEEP
me: I’m an insomniac
..... I'm sorry...
Haven't you people ever heard of....
CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR? NO?
Brendon Urie: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
Burst through the door like the kool-aide man😂😂
Me: *throws coffee onto the floor in a panic*
IT WASNT ME I SWEAR
_ironically trying to stay awake while being interrogated for not sleeping_
😂
If something he woke us up by knocking and making us get out of bed and open the door
But why would u watch ASMR while tryin to stay awake?
｢(ｰﾍー)
TheIncompetentMyth Its a joke
How would my neighbors know that I was up "very late at night" if they weren't up too?
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Yeah, and who was at the SSU department to receive the call?
And why are the cops up. And the others outside
popocot popocot 🤭
popocot popocot oh my people are making whole backstories in the comments
Gibi: Do you know why I'm in your bedroom?
Me: *Mom the guys back again*
This comment deserves more likes
I like your name Simon
It’s noobmaster69!!!
Again?
Cuz you’re black
Officer Bart: “Do you go on your phone at night”
*Me watching this on my phone:* ...no?
damn i watch on laptop
It's 21:48 in the afternoon. So no :P Not like a few nights ago ( using phone at 1:30 )
Gibi: what’s your sleep schedule?!
Me: 6am to 3pm, why?
Gibi: 👁 o 👁
Mines 6 am until 9pm or 12am- thats not really good
Literally my sleep schedule
@@jwjkd1 are you even alive 😭😭 nigga's awake 1-2 hours a day 💀
That your sleep schedule mine 3am to 3:37 am
No one:
Officer Bart: aggressively takes off sunglasses every 30 seconds
Omg LoL your user. Sameeee
Your user is a mood
He is trying to show off that fleek eyeliner lol
Army💜
Btw true😂
I love Min Yoongi same here btw I purple you
Officer bart: “I have a search warrant”
* holds up a piece of paper for .0001 seconds that says ‘search warrant’ and nothing else *
me: yeah that checks out officer
Sophie Pope McCright ok but this was hilarious
it said search warranted tho, as in past tense which is 100% better
I know, that was awesome, haha xD
YO MAMA ULGY lmfao amazing.
Actually it says "SEARCH WARRANTED"
Officer Bart: we’ve received reports that your light has been on very very very very very late at night...
Me: *scrambles to shove my DS under my pillow*
Luna Lolita The real question is if you were playing Mario and Luigi Dream Team
Or playing black and white with the dead dream radar thing
im not playing mario kart ds who do you take me for a 7 year old in a 16 year old body because haha thats exactly what i am
don’t let resetti yell at you.
OMG I used to do that all the time
What’s funny is that it’s currently 6 AM and the sun is already out and I have not slept all night and I am using this to fall asleep :)
I hope it’s your day off/weekend
bart: “how many all-nighters do you pull?”
me: “yes”
Copied
to stick
Callie Carter describes college(or high school) in a nutshell😂😂😂
Chicken Bot ? i didn’t copy it
8:15 timestamp
BAD COP: I have a search warrant
PAPER: "search Warranted"
idk why but it had me rolling
Me also she is a goofball
ROFL LLLOOOOOOL SO FUNNY
She showed it for -.5 seconds lol I was like PFFT
That mustache is ridiculous xD!
Gibi: I’m gonna need you to open up.
Me: As a child I was forced to eat dog food-
viatrix beatus please say sike-
bruh just open the door--
Open the fucking door
I laughed at this for way to long
😂😂😂😂 died
I feel bad because, though it triggers those sweet sweet tingles, it just too darn hilarious. Everything is played so perfectly.
My two brain cells trying to convince me to sleep be like :
No Limits I totally photosynthesise with this
More like my two personalitys
Officer bart really looks like he needs a donut right about now
Yes...a donut(s)
Me: But wait shouldn’t YOU be asleep right now?
Officer Bart: *panicked taking off of sunglasses*
I played bass in a band called panicked taking off of sunglasses
hodjo.plays what an interesting band name
@@hodjokosan What songs do you play?
Debo , you obviously dont know much about bands if you think we “play songs”
@@hodjokosan Well thats what bands do.
"This is the police, im gonna need you to open up"
Ok so one time in fifth grade I had a bee in my hair, and I thought it was a stick so I grabner it to pull it out and when I realized it was a bee I got scared and threw it and it landed on a girl and stung her and I havent lived it down...
-oh you mean the door.
“Are you aware of nIGHT-MODE???”
*casually turns on night mode*
“yes sir-“
*slowly pulls out baseball bat*
Skully 16
OH GOD OH F-
Omg SAMEEE
syrup and pancakes *BONK*
I did that too 😂😂
Wait..how would the neighbors know my light was on
If they weren’t awake...Officer Bart, you’ve got the wrong guy.
Your light was disturbing the -peace- sleep and that's another crime.
Officer Bret: it’s Bart... that’s spelled B-A-R-D
Me: yup... that’s right brad
Officer Bird: Am I a joke to you?
@@hiddio i nearly broke my neck, cuz of laughing 😂
GameNstuff 😂
@@hiddio best comment ever!
Bart:Do you get on your phone at night?
/Me watching this at 2 AM/
*Feels attacked*
peopleandanimalslovm me:YeAh ToTaLlY nOt
I'm watching this at 3:30 AM. 😂
6:15
7:24 God has left us
1:30am for me
Why do I feel like Lydia is Sybil's little sister. I just get that vibe
The Gibiverse is expanding
Me: _Has drink that is not sleep formula_
Bart: *This is beyond science*
Indeed.
Bart: I have a search warrant
Warrant: Search Warranted
Me: Well, can’t argue with that.
E
AwesomeSauce87100
“I do what I want.”
-Ron Swanson
mom : we have games at home
games at home :
Misses Bed time by 0.00005 seconds.
GIBI: *FBI OPEN UP*
Reddemonz SSU*
No....it’s worse it’s your mom
**The USSR breaks into ur home**
"How many all nighters have you pulled?"
"I don't know, how many loafs of bread have you eaten?"
Is that a JoJo reference....?
@@ryo7645 I'm so glad someone said it, or I would have-
Officer Bart: What's your sleep schedule
Me: My what now
ik i was confused too
3:22 is Bart's reaction
Whenever TF I want!!
(Actually no I have sleeping problems and don't get nearly enough sleep I'm worried about my health help me)
In the criminal justice system, sleepless night offenses are considered especially heinous.
On Gibi ASMR channel, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Sleepy Unit. These are their stories .
Darth Vyrassu omg I wish I could like this comment more than once XD
*DUN DUN*
Yes I was waiting for this comment
@@nickmiller2636 I knew someone would do it 😂😂😂
DUN DUN!!!!
no one :
not a single person :
officer bart : **lowers shades**
officer bart : **raises shades**
🤩😆🤣
***Mission accomplished: Shades***
+ Respect
**Pointy anime shades**
She took my job.
Bart: *takes room temperature* 75 degrees?!
Me: *sweats in Celsius*
literally lol
At least he didn't check the corners
I find Officer Bart quite nice. Despite his bad temper, he was polite and refrained himself quite a few times. He reminds me of a parent.
And the only reason he was even acting harsh was because he was concerned with our physical and mental health due to lack of sleep.
@@beebupp aww yeah I think Officer Bart is growing on me.
No one:
Not even a single person:
Not even me:
Officer Bart: **aggressively removes shades** *FREEZE, YOU STAY RIGHT THERE*
I’ve got hostages, you pigs come here I start killing people ( this is just a joke don’t swat me )
@@TRXLLGE *putting people to sleep... Permanently.
Speed **Gets M4A1** Ah shit, Here we go again
I read this comment right as she said it 😂😂😂
I was at that exact part when I read this
No one:
Not a living soul:
Bart: *T H A T ' S F R E S H I C E.*
For some reason I read French ice and i was very confused
Bart: “were you thinking of drinking this *N O W ?”*
I preffer
AH Fresh Meat
It’s like that one scene from Mega Mind where they talk about how the ice hasn’t melted yet
“my name is officer bart. thats b a r t. not fart.” has the same energy from that one episode from the office when dwight was like “my middle name is kurt. not fart.” 😂
YES LOL
LMAO🤣🤣 TRUE
Mr poop?
Mr SCHRUTE :(
Me: Not Sleeping
Officer Bart: Stop resisting A(r)rest
Responsible_Idiot I mentally and physically face palmed when I read this comment (it was still funny)
"What is your sleep schedule?"
Me: **sweats**
Cøzy well Rn it’s a2:25 am
Cøzy me: **panics(! in my bedroom)** uhhh
😤👌
4:35 AM.....is when I sleep.......
2:23 in mah country •√•
Clock: *8:20 PM*
Me: *drinks coffee while watching video*
Bart: *im finna have to write you a citation for drinking caffeine after 5pm*
Me: *slowly puts cup down*
Loganslog Pringlepug
Ever thought of it might being their child or cousin?
Why wouldn’t a grown woman? Do women not have humor and don’t want to relax?
This is just a fun asmr! It’s not meant for kids, only also kid appropriate. I’m an adult and really enjoyed watching this!
Wait, are you judging me because of my *playlists* now? If you don’t like them, don’t look at them.
The playlist is called “Yaas gurl” cause I’m a drag queen, that’s basically my everyday lingo.
If you’re in an argument with somebody, at least use valid points that match the subject. Not my fucking playlists.
@@woahwoah3831 lmao. 34 year old man and I most certainly do watch role play ASMR. That is a really weird judgemental attitude you got there. Trying to create a stereotype from nothing haha.
can we talk abt how smooth bart was putting his glasses back on when he rages abt our sleep schedule
Officer Bart: How many all nighters did you pull?
Me: How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?
I had sandwiches for lunch everyday for years I'd hate to think about that number
A lot
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE??!??!
Kono Dio Da!!!!!!!
IM CRYING seeing gibi with a mustache is something I never knew I needed 😂😂
I didn’t expect this many likes thank you guys 💀
Only what I can say is
Same😂
you don't, you would've been just fine if you didn't see that
Lol right!?
Gibi plus moustache, uniform, and shades is way more attractive than it has any right to be HOT DAMN
same
Me: **is finally asleep after a LONG day**
**bart nocks on door
Me: Has to get up and answer it
I wonder how many times Gibi had to refilm this video because she kept laughing
Could you imagine the suspect resisting the sleep police?
Officer Bart: GO TO SLEEP!
Me: NO!
Officer Bart: *shoots sleep gun*
Put your pillow behind your head and lay down slowly!
@@irishghost3603 be nice. Lol
@@irishghost3603 makes sense I guess, you refuse a regular nap so you get a dirt nap xD
I meant for this to be a joke. 😐
@@DtheEvil *puts pillow over face and smothers you
The way Bart stares into your SOUL when putting the candy wrapper in the evidence bag.
Time stamp?
@@theholymothqueen 4:16
@@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx thank you
But, Officer Bart, aren’t you awake too?
Gibi as the cops: We're here because you don't sleep healthily.
Also Gibi: Ok so I'm shooting this at 3 am.
Cops don’t have to follow the law, silly... Everybody knows that
Lydia: get 8 hours of sleep
Me: *gets 10*
Bart: *aggressively knocks on door*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even me:
Gibi: the *special sleepy unit*
i would laugh but i always see this comments everytime and they not even funny
Mr. Satans alright then, not all comments are funny to everyone
another Gucci one of these comments
@@ndgulli1225 was talking about the no one joke
*DUH DUH*
Alternate Title: "Good Cop vs. Dr Disrespect ASMR"
No one:
Literally not a soul:
Officer Bart: I am officer BART. That’s B-a-r-t not FART
Princess Pug I thought he said not Bert
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
*dwight from the office*
*hes not playing games today*
Not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or sleep 🤨 10/10 would break law again
after 00:13 I couldn't go to sleep from laughing so hard!!
**Thanos trying to enjoy a good, and healthy homemade meal**
The Avengers: 00:13
I clicked on the time stamp and got hit with an ad.
Veroorzaakt classic
Veroorzaakt Classic
Veroorzaakt classic
Veroorzaakt Classic
Her waving the thermometer around was the funniest thing🤣🤣🤣
bart/gibi: u eating junkfood after bedtime?
me: bro its 7:14 pm calm down
blizzard lmao I’m eating chocolate and it’s nearly 1 am
Kiera Ward officer Bart wants to know your location
BTS&TXT STAN he will never gives me
Find*
Gibi didn’t ask, Bart did
Lydia: *is a delight to be around *
Everyone: BART BART BART BART
Mykie Gore IT BARTHOLOMEW
I literally just put this up and it already has a like that isn’t me
gibi: does that say sleep formula to you?
me, a game developer: what’s a “sleep”?
Yeah. God does it suck up time lol
You remember that things sims do in their beds besides woohoo'ing?
Officer Fart: wha- *lowers and raises shades*
Me a gamer : What is sleep?
You work for kizi
“Do you know why I’m in your bedroom today?”
Jokes on you I’m sleeping on the couch
bart: *_holds my cup_*
bart: what is this?
me: nitroglycerin
bart: *_licc_*
me: hold up
Luigi Bart: Smiles
Me: wth
Bart: winks
Me: *pulls out a match* see you in hell pig
Shit... **Loads M16**
Me: Bedroom temp is 68°
*OFFICER BART WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Officer Bart: do u know why I’m in ur bedroom tonight?
Me: excuse me Officer _Fart_ im half naked & don’t appreciate u barging in like this
Officer Bart: *takes* *glasses* *off*
Me: OH NO HE’S HOT
Kimberly M. 🤣🤣🤣 that’s great!!!😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing
Everything about this is hilarious
When Bart aggressively gets up to your face it makes me DEAD
Hahaha say that again hahaha 😌🤤🍻🍺🥃🍹🍹😲🙄
The search warrant just says “search warranted”.😂 I love that
I caught that to LOL LMAO
I read shawn mendes the first time
....seems legit tho
Well... It's not wrong, you know... LOL
Bart: How many all nighters did you pull
Me: all of them
What did it cost?
Pat Gaming Apa's Style dammit stole my idea
Bart: How many all nighters did you pull
Me: yes
@@PatGamingApasStyle everything
Kryptorex 460
Bart: how many all nighters did you pull
Me: **eyes twitching, hair mess, has digital drawing stylist in hand** Y E S
i love the idea of a mustached man coming into my bedroom and berating me about my sleep habits
😂 lol
I feel so called out by this video.
"What's your sleep schedule?"
*sweats nervously:* "My what?"
Lucy Sky same lol tf is sleep
What is a sleep schedule? 😅
Sleep? What's that?
The hell is sleep
@Diomar Sierra me: sleeps at 6 in the morning then wakes up in an hour for school😅😅😅😅
*me sleeps at 68° F*
Officer Bart:DO YOU THINK THIS IS TROPICAL CANCUN
Lol
Rahman Noodles bro i sleep at 75
Idk what that is but I sleep at 16°C
dat1gamer 12 16° C is 60° F
ConnorDoesVids dude I can’t even sleep past 70°
_"Don't you "Bart" me, Lydia... Don't "Bart" me... It's Bartholomew. Ok?"_
This was amazing.