No you’re wrong! I see you know nothing about the chess! The one who lost doesn’t become a “loser”, he may be a good opponent if he played well and that’s what happened with Misha! It is actually an honor for him if he in the age of 3 is already able to play with a grandmaster!
@@whoareyou7399 No you're wrong! I see you know nothing about memes! The one who wins doesn't become a "winner", he may be a good memester if he had memed well and that's what happened with McFly2015AD! It is actually an honor for him if he in the year of 2021 is already able to meme with a grandmemester!
*Misha at his wedding:* Priest: "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" Misha: "I do." Priest: "Unfortunately, MIsha, your wife couldn't be here today. However, we invited the 100 times World Champion Grandmaster..."
And your wife, international grandmaster, women's world champion, player in the top 10 best chess players in the world, with a rating of 2735, Judit Polgar!!
@@dolan149 yeah, im russian (u can see it by the amount of mistakes i made lol), so i understand em i can see why subs saying "he sucks" tho. Misha's saying that Karjakin is a worse player compared to Magnus, so subs say that he (Karjakin) sucks. however, they're actually talking about how good Magnus is. i can give u the literal translation: Misha: -Karjakin is playing nice, but Magnus is playing more nicely. Galkin: -so Magnus is like, playing elegant, eh? Misha: -yes, more nicely. again, sry for mistakes, hopefully u understood what i said xD
Sergey: I'm surprised Anatoly actually let you go, good for you I guess... I'm here to claim what is left of you and I wouldn't be so merciful!! Misha: *having PTSD and dying inside*
@@vladislavshon4719 well, he said that Magnus playstyle was more beautiful, so he is glad that Magnus won Karjakin, and taxi joke was translated correctly.
Misha after dying to Anatoly Karpov decided to play slow this time, He began doing all the side quests and when things were beginning to look good, Misha decided he would go in a minor show to gain some rare gifts but ended up in the boss's lair. Poor Misha! 😔
Misha: Do you wanna play some tetris? Random someone: Tetris? I cant play tetris misha... But i know someone who can, THE TREE TIMES CHAMPION OF... Misha: PLz no *runs away*
That was not what the guy really said, subtitles are wrong. Misha said Mgnus plays, quote: "more beautiful", and the show guy added "So, Magnus games are more elegant".
Misha out with prodigy friends for some fine dining: What's today's special? Waitress: Well sir, we have sautéed black sea caviar and a side of smoked salmon served with lemon sauce, seasoned Garry Kasparov and almonds. Misha: That sounds wonderf... wait... I must have heard you wrong but did you say... Kasparov: starts walking in *DARK SOULS BOSS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*
"Thank you, Misha for coming onto our show for a third time. AND NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE: THE FIRST FULLY AUTONOMOUS CHESS ROBOT TO EVER BEAT A GRANDMASTER, DEEP BLUE!!"
Misha: Ugh, I somehow managed to survive the fight with Karpov... and I got that cool, new armour too, with +30 resistance against attacks from old men... Oh, elfs! I wonder where they want me to go? *goes through the fog gate* Misha: Wait, this is that host guy again! NO, NO, NO, I'M OUT OF HERE BEFORE- *boss music starts playing* Misha: ('-')
Okay, don’t want to be THAT guy haha, but as a Russian I should say that for entertainment purposes they “translate” it that Misha says that Karjakin sucks, but irl he wasn’t saying anything about him sucking. They were just speaking about how both of masters play fancy, but Magnus (to the Misha’s view) plays even fancier. So there was no bad blood between him and Sergey. Just Misha being adorable by saying that Magnus is his favorite. Other from that is a joke (a good one btw)
I’ll admit, in the manga this battle was intense. But nothing can match the final battle in the Anatoly Karpov arc. Also the introduction for him was more intense than this one, he was way more powerful aswell, but Misha was lucky he spared his life.
Misha was wasn’t ready for the final boss...
*Karpov PTSD intensifies*
never has been
lol
the final boss is to strong for his states
888 like. nice
edit: now it's not anymore 😔
Misha : i dont know why i keep coming to your show
Kek
dude wtf you absolutly everywhere, i suggest because from your very high ground you see everything.
ahahahahah
Hmmm...
MIsha: I know I'm a prodigy, but please stop sending literal world champions after me
In future: *Misha becomes international grandmaster*
Tv show host: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
Kkkkkk
I use the Stones to destroy the stones
Then Magnus Carlsen Come in.
You where supposed to defeat the Grand Masters not joint hem!
@@wadedeon5824No, then Mikhail Tal comin from coffin
Misha Osipov: Exists
Every Grandmaster in Russia: *GOES FULL ANAKIN SKYWALKER ON THE KID*
younglings slayer 9999 lmao
But Anakin didn't receive the rank of master
@@reinhardt_tv can't become master if there is no council
Не смешно.
@@reinhardt_tv ooof
kid: runs for class president.
*Russians*: Bring Vladimir Putin.
Best one out there
Russian media: Misha committed suicide by feeding himself to his pet dog.
@@mohammedazamali6234 Dark one
It will either be
*Putin won with incredible 146%
or
*Putin lost to a pre-schooler. Nobody is surprised
legend
This poor kid is going to have lifelong anxiety and trust issues of Grandmaster Boss encounters happening whenever he talks to someone about chess.
No you’re wrong! I see you know nothing about the chess! The one who lost doesn’t become a “loser”, he may be a good opponent if he played well and that’s what happened with Misha! It is actually an honor for him if he in the age of 3 is already able to play with a grandmaster!
@@whoareyou7399 No you're wrong! I see you know nothing about memes! The one who wins doesn't become a "winner", he may be a good memester if he had memed well and that's what happened with McFly2015AD! It is actually an honor for him if he in the year of 2021 is already able to meme with a grandmemester!
@@TalkingAboutGames I'm dying
Wait until he becomes a Grand Master himself.
@@mirror8519 isnt he the youngest GM?
2 year old: talks for the first time
Russia: Bring Out Eminem
Bring out kendrick lamar
@@frankocean6676 公部 ケニ
@@ADeeSHUPA اينمةقسىنحج زى ثثة
@@_Yombo 욤ボ
He's 3yo, not 2yo.
Anyway, learning chess in this age is abnormal, so they brought someone they think he can play with.
His face just says “oh god, here we go again”
So true ! XD
1:10
You missed the opportunity for : shiit here we go again
And not your favorite chess player
@@krauser18x yeah man
Can this poor kid go one day without having a GM summoned to fight him like some ancient eldritch beast?
no
its russia
*boss music swells*
He shall overcome them and become the one and true chess master. He shall liberate us all
@@mr.bomzalo9563 from the grasp of Magnus Carlsen?
*Misha at his wedding:*
Priest: "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"
Misha: "I do."
Priest: "Unfortunately, MIsha, your wife couldn't be here today. However, we invited the 100 times World Champion Grandmaster..."
And your wife, international grandmaster, women's world champion, player in the top 10 best chess players in the world, with a rating of 2735, Judit Polgar!!
@@ММмм-н2н judit's age is almost same to Misha's grandmother
@@sweet_stranger114Are there any negative attributes?
@@user-tk5rg6hc8s No
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Just wait till he gets into chess boxing and has a match with Mike Tyson
r/cursedcomments
Hi there
Nicolai Valuev in Russia
you did it wrong
it should be in this format -
3yo-learns boxing
Russians- release the Mike Tyson
korone vs mike tyson chess boxing
Misha Osipov: exists
Every GM in Russia: I'm gonna end this man's whole career
Kid's*
Dick*
@@alexcat6685 make it backward
This kid keeps going through the bosses one after the other, he is going to burn through his humanity really fast like that!
He is doing a boss rush
Misha said Magnus played more beautifully than Karjakin so we do know the third final boss.
@@joaquinriosrodriguez7316 so magnus
Ashen one don't be afraid.
Until he become a boss himself.
dialog:
-so he's good?
-yeah, he's good.
subtitles:
-so he sucks?
-he does suck
Oh, really?
@@dolan149 yeah, im russian (u can see it by the amount of mistakes i made lol), so i understand em
i can see why subs saying "he sucks" tho. Misha's saying that Karjakin is a worse player compared to Magnus, so subs say that he (Karjakin) sucks. however, they're actually talking about how good Magnus is.
i can give u the literal translation:
Misha: -Karjakin is playing nice, but Magnus is playing more nicely.
Galkin: -so Magnus is like, playing elegant, eh?
Misha: -yes, more nicely.
again, sry for mistakes, hopefully u understood what i said xD
@@friendlysiberian3783 yeah man, thank you for the effort!
Thank you
@@friendlysiberian3783 i love russia
Sergey to Karpov:
"I will finish what you started"
"Impressive.... Most Impressive ")))))
Sergey: I'm surprised Anatoly actually let you go, good for you I guess... I'm here to claim what is left of you and I wouldn't be so merciful!!
Misha: *having PTSD and dying inside*
@@Moinia6434 Sergey: ignites lightsaber
"We invited Grandmaster, World Blitz Champion..."
Misha: Ah shit, here we go again
The Kid: My time has come
* PTSD kicks in *
Anytime Misha talks about anything chess related, a Grandmaster will manifest somewhere within the vicinity and make their way to Misha.
Invaded by dark spirit karpov!
You can tell this is his second playtrough, as the sadness and despair are only internal.
After barely surviving Anatoly Karpov, he's just used to this
Imagine Misha's surprise when Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru Nakamura shows up in a double boss fight
We need this
I am wondering which boss can replace Radagon in chess
@@goktugonvermez8140 Pawneater Midir
I can imagine Magnus failing and Hikaru taking his power.
Everybody gansta untill Anatoly Karpov arrives.
Wait until Magnus or Hikaru appears, we do not know that Magnus would ever come but, Hikaru will surely do it for the memes
@@tathagatdhaneriya7485 Bruh..
@@tathagatdhaneriya7485 why hikaru’s name is even mentioned? Do you know who is ANATOLY KARPOV?
@@g1kluang I do know about Anatoly Karpov
@@tathagatdhaneriya7485 They gotta be Russian. They are Final Bosses of Russian chess.
when you are 3 years old and want to play a friendly/fun game of chess but some russian tv show host keeps throwing grandmasters at you
Kid : juggle with ball
Russians : let's bring him Cristiano Ronaldo
showmen's evil. He's again summoned the chess boss
let's bring him Cherishev
Ronaldinho Gaúcho, o Bruxo
besides giving this kid a PTSD, this is a good move to give this kid attention.
@@francesco5201 real madrid legend
...for the b team
They just won't give this kid a break, they want to demolish him while he's still young.
what makes it more funny is how he trash talked him before coming in, now the boss is enraged
*Secret Final Boss Unlocked*
Sorry to ruin this for you, but he actually didn't. I know russian, so english translation here is a bit inaccurate 😂
DLC Boss [Revived] Abyss Prince Sergey Karjakin (First Form)
@@ramnie5814 it's okay, just for meme and fun purpose only
Peace 😂🙏
It was wrong translate, he said that «Karjakin plays gracefully, but Magnus plays more gracefully»
@@vladislavshon4719 well, he said that Magnus playstyle was more beautiful, so he is glad that Magnus won Karjakin, and taxi joke was translated correctly.
Misha: gets born*
The world: let's challenge him with our best soldiers*
Bro the way he entered is like he’s gonna show the kid no mercy
Misha after dying to Anatoly Karpov decided to play slow this time, He began doing all the side quests and when things were beginning to look good, Misha decided he would go in a minor show to gain some rare gifts but ended up in the boss's lair.
Poor Misha! 😔
You can see his confidence slowly go down as the monster approaches
Misha: Do you wanna play some tetris?
Random someone: Tetris? I cant play tetris misha... But i know someone who can, THE TREE TIMES CHAMPION OF...
Misha: PLz no *runs away*
Coincidentally, there IS a Tetris world championship
Let me introduce you, Amemiya Taiyou! The man who destroyed 98 players all at once
What happened of the champion he mention is HOSHIMATCHI SUISEI!!!
Fun fact:
The founder of Tetris is the Russian Alexey Bajitnov. So, inviting him would make perfect sense.
Misha: is an incredibly talented 3 y/o boy who will make himself a name in the world of chess in the future
Internet: „Haha memes go brrrrrrrr“
lmao same
don't you dare like this comment unless its already over 69 likes
He's not 3 years old now. He's 6-7.
@@scofdie6116 He is 8. Wonder how much he progressed.
Misha: is an incredibly talented 3 y/o boy
Russians: LET'S MAKE HIM FACE OUR GREATEST CHAMPIONS AND CRUSH HIM TO THE GROUND
Misha: throws a tantrum and hits something with his fist
Russians: I INVITE MUHAMMAD ALI TO THE STUDIO
Cassius Clay
He's only 3yo.
Learning chess in this age is abnormal, so they brought someone they think he can play with.
@@user-gy6fq3lu7q it’s a joke you moldy loaf
@@flap.d.jack247 r/rareinsults
@@confederaterussian5945 They are the same person
Kid : *learnt to dribble the basketball.
The Russians: release Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James.
Kobe dead
@@michaelking1188 Nah they faked his death, the russians will bring him back don't worry.
@@RonJeremy514 lmao
@@RonJeremy514 wtf... Lmao
"He sucks"
*And I took that personally*
That was not what the guy really said, subtitles are wrong. Misha said Mgnus plays, quote: "more beautiful", and the show guy added "So, Magnus games are more elegant".
This kid did not learn his lesson lol
He might be small but he has gone through hell more times than any of us.
Kid: *"Not this sh*t again!!"*
4 yo Misha: “He does suck”
Sergey: And I took that personally
Interviewer did him dirty setting him up like that. And I loved it.
The subtitles are fake lol
*3 y/o kid learns to dance*
Russians (Men of culture): *Time to summon Michael Jackson from the dead*
XD
He's only 3yo.
Learning chess in this age is abnormal, so they brought someone they think he can play with.
@@user-gy6fq3lu7q it’s a joke
@@flap.d.jack247 I'm not talking with you, foreign hooligan.
@@user-gy6fq3lu7q and? You didn’t understand the joke, and you commenting everywhere is really annoying
Misha: Yeah Karjakin sucks
*ok let's send him*
Then *fight*
Misha out with prodigy friends for some fine dining: What's today's special?
Waitress: Well sir, we have sautéed black sea caviar and a side of smoked salmon served with lemon sauce, seasoned Garry Kasparov and almonds.
Misha: That sounds wonderf... wait... I must have heard you wrong but did you say...
Kasparov: starts walking in
*DARK SOULS BOSS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*
Poor 3/y o kid getting tortured by all these grandmasters just for the memes
By
Bye
0:04
Misha Osipov; Level 1 Crook
1:01
Sergey Karjakin;Level 100 The final boos of chess
Kids, thats what happens when you dont complete side quests
when u talk trash online to some dude, and then he is knocking on your door minutes later
Misha: Yes, Karjakin sucks.
Karjakin: *How many times must you learn this lesson, young man?*
It was wrong translate, in Russian, he said that “Karjakin plays gracefully, but Magnus plays more gracefully”
@@vladislavshon4719 no that part the video got correctly, it was the part after
@@kharkovluzhin8333 after that part he say: so gracefully yes? i understand you. then misha reply: YES he plays more beautifully
"Thank you, Misha for coming onto our show for a third time. AND NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE: THE FIRST FULLY AUTONOMOUS CHESS ROBOT TO EVER BEAT A GRANDMASTER, DEEP BLUE!!"
Oh shit! It's him, the man himself!
😂😂
Kid: Eats something.
Them: Have you ever heard about Gordon Ramsey, soon you'll work with him.
when you talk bad about a person behind his back, he comes inside right after and has heard everything you said :D
1:24
The man has no sympathy in his eyes, only enjoyment from the pain of those around him
I guess the video aged well and stuff?
Kid is probably thankful he took up chess and not boxing
The child's expression is the embodiment of
_chuckles, I'm in danger_
Misha: Ugh, I somehow managed to survive the fight with Karpov... and I got that cool, new armour too, with +30 resistance against attacks from old men... Oh, elfs! I wonder where they want me to go?
*goes through the fog gate*
Misha: Wait, this is that host guy again! NO, NO, NO, I'M OUT OF HERE BEFORE-
*boss music starts playing*
Misha: ('-')
He's nervous because he forgot to 'save' after the last boss fight
This is pure gold, im literally crying
Now you will experience the full power of checkmate
Sergey Karjakin, the first boss fight in chess who lost half his health before the battle even began.
Misha : Not again. 😭
1:02 damn he's got a huge health bar
Sergei Karjakin's sort of nickname in the chess world is the minister of defence, that huge health bar fits perfectly
This kid is going to eventually surpass all known mortal chess players and become the Lord of Chess.
Misha : "Ah, shit here we go again"
Okay, don’t want to be THAT guy haha, but as a Russian I should say that for entertainment purposes they “translate” it that Misha says that Karjakin sucks, but irl he wasn’t saying anything about him sucking. They were just speaking about how both of masters play fancy, but Magnus (to the Misha’s view) plays even fancier. So there was no bad blood between him and Sergey. Just Misha being adorable by saying that Magnus is his favorite. Other from that is a joke (a good one btw)
Absolutely sir, I did put a disclaimer in my description - the subtitles are just for comedic purposes.
YES MY FRIEND YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT AND IF ANY KGB AGENTS ARE MONITORING, WE ARE JUST HAVING FUN
All of that smiling from Misha to hide that he's dead on the inside
misha: he plays very Beautifull
subtitles: he sucks
I’ll admit, in the manga this battle was intense. But nothing can match the final battle in the Anatoly Karpov arc. Also the introduction for him was more intense than this one, he was way more powerful aswell, but Misha was lucky he spared his life.
Karpov was a final boss who ascended to chess champion, Karjakin failed.
Man why do they love traumatizing this kid😭
When the first boss has the most final boss sounding music ever...
"second boss", just to correct you
@@theocesar8695 I consider Gundyr to be more of a tutorial boss, with Vordt being the first proper boss, but yeah, you're right.
@@mnmmcg3543Well, you have a point
People: "He's only 3 years old, he's gonna die"
Sergey Karjakin: "If he dies, he dies"
If he can breath then HE CAN BLEED
I wish Misha grows up and faces a kid like this
Lol the way karjakin walks so fast like he took it personally.
Misha: *Chess Masters saga: any% speedrun*
his nightmare never ends 😭
TV presenter: İ İNVİTE..... I INVITE TO THIS STUDIO.....
Misha: O sh## here we go again..
01:02 Man walking like he's gonna clean up some scrubs.
„RELEASE THE KARJAKIN!“
I like how the captions are correct except for that random "so Karyakin sucks?" lol.
Misha smiled like he's used to encountering GMs already. Big chracter development from when he met Anatoly and called for his mother.
You know you'll lose the game when the opponent wears a CEO suit with messed up teeth.
What Misha says: he plays beautiful
Subtitles: he sucks
This would've triggered PTSD to him.
Even Spartan wouldn’t be so cruel to a child
Misha is having Vietnam flashbacks!😂
Baby: Gets first tooth
Russians: give him the jawbreaker
he gained more experience points, didn't cry this time
Love it when Russians seem to be bullying him but Misha probably loves meeting all these grandmasters and learning from them.
As soon as he enters the studio the objective changes:
*survive
it is your destiny, Misha, to face these monsters :'(
bro having flashbacks when he faced Anatoly
3 years old : liking basketball
Russia : now defeat LeBron James
Soulsbourne players talking smack about difficult bosses versus actually facing those bosses:
When you're just strolling around collecting loot and a boss fight starts out of random.
Is he speedrunning chess?
No matter where this kid goes, he can never escape!
His health bar and stats are increasing
Can this poor kid just play chess without having some grandmaster with more hours in chess than he has on earth summoned?
Misha got that DLC and forgot that meant more bosses to fight
The host is the evil genius who always take Misha by surprise with a final boss
Kid talks to his friend about chess
Friend : I present you Anatoly Karpova