Team Fortress 2 logic - Soldiers with Rocket Launchers are in the air Snipers with Bows and Arrows are right behind enemy lines Spies are on the other end of the map sniping with a revolver Scouts are taking teleporters Engies are turtling in the enemy team base Medics are killing people Heavies are healing people Demo is blowing himself up And Pyro is extinguishing people.
Getting the achievement for pointlessly licking all the way through a candy cane barrier in Saints Row IV is funny, especially since the game itself can't quite believe you're wasting your time doing it.
Up there with "Click on door 430 five times" in Stanleys Parabel.. (And of course the "Go Outside" where you wait 5 years to play the game again. I want even mention the baby mini-game :O
There's also the achievement in the Ghostbusters video game for hitting yourself with your own weapon. Proud to say it is also the only achievement I have in that game.
Also, the real sarcastic achievement in CoD: WaW is for completing the game on Veteran difficulty... ... After you've pushed past the billions of enemy grenades, one shot snipers and useless teammates...
wouldn't there be a achievement for crossing streams i cant imagine anyone not trying that first thing or the developers not doing anything about that.
My addition would have to include "Darwin's Parachute" from Battlefield: Bad Company. The description before unlocking reads, "Parachute to safety". So once you bail out of the helicopter and frantically spam every button imaginable before finally meeting your fate on the ground, it pings. The unlocked description reads, "Wait, there is no parachute." Genius, haha.
I actually got the HALO 4 Pitchin' A Tent; I killed a couple enemies, found a nice quiet spot, went to get a snack and drink, came back and left my Spartan sitting in the same spot while I ate, heard the little trophy sound, pressed the button as I was bewildered what the achievement was, and when I saw it was for camping, and called "pitching a tent" I started cracking up. Still one of my favorite gaming stories to tell to this day, glad to see it get some recognition.
Litsky Pancakes back in 2010, during a reach match, I hijacked an enemy Falcon, but there were still enemies in the turret seats, so I drove the Falcon into an ocean, killing me and the two enemies
My favorite achievement is the achievement "I Knew Someone Would Do It" from Enter the Gungeon. To get this, you need to shove a table into a pit. The flavor text is "Why" and nothing else. It's basically a direct insult for doing something pointless and stupid. But it does unlock an item that stops you from taking damage from falling into pits, so...
Darkest Dungeon has an achievement for dying to Wilbur, a little piggy that is mostly harmless and does very little damage. The achievement is even called "That'll do pig, that'll do..."
I love "There was a car?!?" from Payday 2 during the Meltdown heist. My buddies and I legitimately did not know there was a car and spent around 2 hours or longer trying to secure the nuclear warheads. We did it, and then that popped up. Went back in and were able to do the same mission in 20 minutes using the car.
I did knew there was a car, but I didn't knew I could get the warheads on to the car, so I was like " WHAT THE HELL, WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT????". Bruh.
I'd suggest the "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" achievement from PAYDAY 2 (I think it's only on the Steam version). You get it by completing the stealth-only Shadow Raid heist with a minigun and an RPG. Best of luck.
"Touchdown!" in Fallout 4 gave you an achievement for dying by being hit by a Super Mutant Behemoth's Nuke Toss. It really makes being turned into Jam satisfying.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol Why? I love the old RvB seasons, they're still hilarious. Also I love your name, Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies
That description sums it up perfectly, especially when Wheatley put so much effort into convincing you, I jumped in because I felt sorry for the poor guy
Actually, a sniper does not have to sit in one spot, if the enemy knows the location of the gun shot then your screwed, so you are gonna move and then take another shot
I deliberately chose to get the "Good Listener" achievement, I swear. I just wanted to see *how* GLaDOS would kill me, and I definitely didn't actually fall for her diabolical trap.
Personally, I was just genuinely curious about what would happen. I mean, I figured nothing *good* would come of it, but I wanted to see just how bad it was, and I wasn't disappointed; got a good laugh out of it.
follow de way . i got that acheivment falling off a cliff :3. It was particularly funny becase i had wandered off the edge. Not messed up an action or been. Killed by a boss. So it was like. This is dark souls were you will die by cliff XD
Looks like someone is on bad terms with fun. That's the fundamental point of taunts in TF2 to begin with, to use after killing someone so they'll see it in the killcam shot. That's why they're called "taunts" and not "emotes." They were there for that purpose (that is, since the beginning,) before any achievements related to them were added.
countrybluegrass i completely understand. i have the achievements for freezecam while taunting as sniper (for some reason got both at the same kill). its just that you are probably expected to actually fight when you get ubercharged and ruin it by taunting instead
you didnt do pit boss from portal 2 by jumping into a bottemless pit wheatley says you parents, a pony farm, a boy band, an escape ift, and a "triple portal device". the third portal wouldnt even do anything
What about Carbon Faceprint(I think that's the name)from CoD: Ghosts? The description: Catch the falling copier with your face. For those who haven't played:It's in an action scene where you're climbing a skyscraper and a copier falls out the window and if it hits you, you get the achievement.
There was a house in a neighborhood next to my kindergarten and one of the houses blew up but I never knew why. Long story short a couple years later I found out that there was a meth lab in the basement and the person must've cooked it wrong.
I think there's one for exploiting a glitch to get yourself out of bounds from the beggining. There's even some special narration when you do that, too!
In the Rats mission in Payday 2 I've found that most people purposely fail the meth lab part so they can get that part over with because on the hardest difficulty it provides a lot of EXP so they want to be able to repeat it as much as possible.
Your journey, it began because you died. Out of your cell you ran and then you died. You pause to catch you breath And die another gruesome death So now you creep around each corner terrified.
I got pitching a tent in halo 4 by accident. I gave my vote for ragnarok, went off to get a drink and when I came back the match was already going. Then I put on my headset and it plopped up. I was like: "The fuck did I just do?". I didn't even know about that achievement! 😂
It rewarded you for returning to the game, it is super easy to get distracted when you go to do something. Had COD Ghosts drop me from a game because I went to pee and it started. I wasn’t even gone long
I got mine when I was going to the toilet. I think I pretty much stood in the enemy base and I didn’t even get killed... Back when people wouldn’t get the free kill, huh.
I would like to add the 'Touchdown' Achievement from Fallout 4 to the list 4. You get it for being blown up in to million pieces by a super mutant suicider.
Boxed In 7G- Watch 10 outsidexbox videos - Your Wife's Box 10G- As a husband, have your wife watch outsidexbox, or being a wife, just watch one yourself. - Boxing Champion 0G- Watch every outsidexbox video to date.
Good taste 4G-watch 10 outside Xbox videos after watching 100 Watch Mojo videos Traitor 1G- Watch 10 PlayStation acess videos after watching ALL outside Xbox videos
Yesterday Payday 2 got an update that added a sort of ingame achievement Its for pressing a button to burn all of your offshore cash The button unlocks at $50,000,000,000
I honestly got the GLaDOS achievement on purpose, and wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't known there was a trophy involved. I also got the Wheatley one on purpose, the one where you jump into the pit you just escaped from because he tells you to. What can I say? I'm a completionist. V_V (BTW, no sarcasm, I truly only did those things for the trophy.)
Last time I played console was the game Constantine in PS2, great game, and I was wrecking those demons, also played BLACK and I was better than the owner of the PS2, there was one level that he got 1 health literally, I managed to kill some guys without being hit, get a health pack and finish the level after, never got a console myself, always bought PCs
This one's kinda out there but "My God, It's Full of Stars" from the game Contrast is given if you fall into the void during your first time confronted with the possibility of doing so. The part that really stings about getting it is that there's another achievement for making it across the jump on your first try without falling into the void
Camping is the right way to do the job. Imagine a bunch of soldiers running heads first into the enemy territory without any strategy. A single soldier camping could take them out without moving an inch. And that's exactly what happens in online shooters, the campers get the advantage over the stupid flies that keep flying aimlessly on the battlefield. It doesn't help that developers don't make their games more focused on the strategies of wars and fully utilize camping to enhance the experience, but rather make games were you are supposed to be a stupid fly! I don't get mad at campers for each kill they get, I get mad at developers for never addressing this particular mechanic in their games!
TwilightWolf032 Camping itself isn't bad, but when people do it for free kills (damage-blocking wall in the corner of a room with two ways in, where neither of them can get behind you, for example) is when it gets annoying.
you forgot the fact that real people have real lives to save. this is what i never understood with people trying to justify camping by comparing it with real life
Said it once, will say it again : how about a episode of ''Times when you were sure you were fighting the final boss when there was an other one lurking in the darkness'' ? Among others, quote MGS Peace Walker, Final fantasy Crystal Chronicle, Super Paper Mario, Fable 1, Bayonetta 1.
Tales of Vesperia comes to mind for me. I wasn't ecpecting Duke to be the actual final boss since I only remember seeing him a few time during the entire game and I don't remember thinking he was a bad guy before then. Unless I completely missed something which is possible. I can't remember which boss I though was the final one before that. It's been years since I played that game. Tales games always go on for longer than you expect though.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is another example: you destroy the Excelsus, you think it's finally over and then you get football-ed by an US Senator. Also Nanomachines. Well... Expecially Nanomachines!
I got "Pitching a Tent" on the Valhalla map on matchmaking while contributing. I was using the dmr while crouched near the man cannon on the base opposite the sea/ocean and I sat there like a quarter of the match. It was a pretty good match
there's "Huge Success" in Thomas Was Alone for dying 100 times and "Why Are You Like This?" in Superliminal for cloning an apple 100 times ANDDDD "The Dusty Toss" from The Big Con for getting kicked from a moving train
I am legitimately watching your videos, even these old ones, right now because I feel like utter crap and your videos generally improve my mood. So Andy's comment at the end definitely got a smile. Thanks.
the reason why Jason Bourne doesn't look like mat Damon is simply that mat Damon looks nothing like Jason Bourne, Jason Bourne according to the books looks more like what you see in the game.
I'm a bit surprised 'Pit Boss' from Portal 2 wasn't on the list - Wheatley literally asks you to come back and jump in a pit after he screwed up his elaborate plan to kill you.
How about 'No Excuse' from the Sims 4? Yeah, it's not *strictly* sarcastic, but I was pretty embarassed when that got on my cheevo list. (For those not in the know, it's for a character who loses control of their bladder on a lot with five or more bathrooms)
The description of the Purple Heart achievement isn't really all that sarcastic. It shares its name with an actual military decoration that was awarded by the president to those wounded or killed in action. "Show courage and persevere" is basically telling you "you can get through this, just keep trying!," not "get good, skrub!" And it's telling you this genuinely. If it was being sarcastic, it would say something like, I dunno, "try not to suck so bad" or "die a million times over until you finally get through it". It would actually be an honor to get this 5G/Bronze achievement, not a bad thing.
@@hollowPoet_ I never made that connection! 😂 But anyways, the Purple Heart is a decorative medal given to soldiers that were wounded or killed in action.
What about the "Butterhands" achievement in SuperHot VR? When you use an entire mag and hit no one, a sticky note falls down that reads "ButterHands" with a little picture that looks like a dude with paralyzing anxiety.
A Call of Duty game giving you sarcastic attitude? The nerve! Is there, by any chance, a sarcastic achievement in the CoD games called "Greatest and most innovative video game franchise of all time"?
The camping achievement in halo 4 was the hardest to get. I dont camp but i wanted the achievement. It seemed so easy to do. Just stay in one spot. No. It took me 6 matches to try.
It's expected for you to die in that game so I doubt it's so much of a sarcastic achievement as it is just showing you that you will be dying a lot in the game. I'd consider it more sarcastic if they gave you an achievement for getting through the entire game without dying from the get go.
I think you guys forgot the "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat" and "Should Have Swam Faster" ones for GTA V and Mafia 3, respectively. (Become shark/gator chow)
The only thing that happens when I come early is a disappointed wife who has to finish herself. ... Should I be worried that she's been referring to her vibrator as her husband more than me lately?
Someone should make an achievement called "LISTEN TO MY BACKSTORY!" if you skip a cinematic introduction.
true
The Not-So cool kid 101 if I ever become a game dev I’ll make one. Good idea
FUCKIN GENIOUS
The Not-So cool kid 101 yeah.
I think it should be called " You never were somebody to listen. "
Oh, how about the Minecraft advancement "Serious Dedication," which is; "Craft and completely use a diamond hoe, then rethink your life choices."
Memegamouth that’s the first think I thought about lol
There is one
I’m great at using hoes
Since 1.16, its requirements have been updated:
Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a diamond hoe, then reevaluate your life choices.
@@zapdragon5942 oh god now it’s not rethink, its re-evaluate
Call of Duty Logic: Soldiers with Assult Rifles stay in corners
Soldiers with Sniper Rifles run around the map
Team Fortress 2 logic - Soldiers with Rocket Launchers are in the air
Snipers with Bows and Arrows are right behind enemy lines
Spies are on the other end of the map sniping with a revolver
Scouts are taking teleporters
Engies are turtling in the enemy team base
Medics are killing people
Heavies are healing people
Demo is blowing himself up
And Pyro is extinguishing people.
@@Forestxavier20 and that's why I love that game
yep so true I always run in middle of map with a sniper
@@triborg7919 I don't like the hole sniper do more damage than a assult rifle of the same caliber is bullshit
@@buildawall5803 there's no assault rifles in tf2
Getting the achievement for pointlessly licking all the way through a candy cane barrier in Saints Row IV is funny, especially since the game itself can't quite believe you're wasting your time doing it.
theres one earlier on in the same game which is finish eating your pancakes instead of answering the front door
HyalineJustice I did the candy cane one I didn't realize the pancakes
What about the You Chose Poorly achievement?
Up there with "Click on door 430 five times" in Stanleys Parabel.. (And of course the "Go Outside" where you wait 5 years to play the game again.
I want even mention the baby mini-game :O
You can go back to the packakes?!?!?
There's also the achievement in the Ghostbusters video game for hitting yourself with your own weapon.
Proud to say it is also the only achievement I have in that game.
Also, the real sarcastic achievement in CoD: WaW is for completing the game on Veteran difficulty...
... After you've pushed past the billions of enemy grenades, one shot snipers and useless teammates...
wait.... how? I assume you mean grenades and the like since I dont imagine you can shoot yourself.... can you?
Lol your profile pic though XD
TheDark4light I honestly don't know. All I remember is a big explosion and an achievement popping. I don't recall any grenades, though.
wouldn't there be a achievement for crossing streams i cant imagine anyone not trying that first thing or the developers not doing anything about that.
My addition would have to include "Darwin's Parachute" from Battlefield: Bad Company. The description before unlocking reads, "Parachute to safety". So once you bail out of the helicopter and frantically spam every button imaginable before finally meeting your fate on the ground, it pings. The unlocked description reads, "Wait, there is no parachute." Genius, haha.
I actually got the HALO 4 Pitchin' A Tent; I killed a couple enemies, found a nice quiet spot, went to get a snack and drink, came back and left my Spartan sitting in the same spot while I ate, heard the little trophy sound, pressed the button as I was bewildered what the achievement was, and when I saw it was for camping, and called "pitching a tent" I started cracking up. Still one of my favorite gaming stories to tell to this day, glad to see it get some recognition.
Litsky Pancakes back in 2010, during a reach match, I hijacked an enemy Falcon, but there were still enemies in the turret seats, so I drove the Falcon into an ocean, killing me and the two enemies
Tobi Logar calm your tits mate
Good cover up story...
Cool story bro
@@dappercrown46 Totally worth it.
My favorite achievement is the achievement "I Knew Someone Would Do It" from Enter the Gungeon. To get this, you need to shove a table into a pit. The flavor text is "Why" and nothing else. It's basically a direct insult for doing something pointless and stupid. But it does unlock an item that stops you from taking damage from falling into pits, so...
camping? no no no its tactically holding position
Fuck off noob.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol it was a joke....
Conor McNaul Fair enough dude.
but really in certain games (games that are realistic like arma and so on) camping is a tactic that is not fround apon for reasons.
Campers are cowards.
This is like watchmojo but actually good and interesting
yes
maybe because they know what they are talking about
And fans don't pick the ranking so there's so point of watching Cous normally the most watched/popular thing is top no matter if it's good or not
...and with actual thought put into their lists.
* continues shitting on watchmojo and praising ox *
Darkest Dungeon has an achievement for dying to Wilbur, a little piggy that is mostly harmless and does very little damage. The achievement is even called "That'll do pig, that'll do..."
That expert marksman achievement gave me a chuckle. It would've been better if it said "Nice shot".
XD true
Make it Hey Man Nice Shot for the Filter reference
"You want a cookie?" An achievement in Battleblock Theatre for dying 20 times in the same level
That game is hilarious!
very surprised I don't have that one yet.
*Puts on Stamper Voice*
Rated T For Blood,Violence and Crude Humor,what’s that like French or something
Another one: Consolation Prize: "Die enough times and you get a reward" (something similar to that)
JDJackaa I got that
I love "There was a car?!?" from Payday 2 during the Meltdown heist. My buddies and I legitimately did not know there was a car and spent around 2 hours or longer trying to secure the nuclear warheads. We did it, and then that popped up. Went back in and were able to do the same mission in 20 minutes using the car.
I did knew there was a car, but I didn't knew I could get the warheads on to the car, so I was like " WHAT THE HELL, WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT????". Bruh.
I'd suggest the "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" achievement from PAYDAY 2 (I think it's only on the Steam version). You get it by completing the stealth-only Shadow Raid heist with a minigun and an RPG. Best of luck.
or DW ecm rush
stride99 or the f in chemistry on deathwish or higher. (explosion that takes out the map)
Or, as it's known in the UK, "Miking it!"
no the worst one is FUCKING JUMPING
A
A
A-A ACHIEVMENT FOR JUMPING
But that requires actual skill (or good friends). Most of these are mocking you for being horrible.
"Touchdown!" in Fallout 4 gave you an achievement for dying by being hit by a Super Mutant Behemoth's Nuke Toss. It really makes being turned into Jam satisfying.
Haha, yup, we've got that one -_-
And touchdown, for getting hit by a super mutant suicider's NUKE.
Actually , it was called Touchdown!
Joomes Shistie ohhh thats what i needed to do to get that achievement.
That's what I said. I didin't edit it. No. Psh.
Assassin’s Creed 3: “How About Them Apples?”
I’ve never felt so betrayed. You lied to me, Haytham!
I like how Halo 4 just subtlety throws shade at you for camping, but 40 F*CKING G?!?!?!
Stefan James ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY
lmao is it bad or good that I read that in the same way that one guy from Red vs Blue said it? xD
I hope you're fucking joking.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
Why? I love the old RvB seasons, they're still hilarious. Also I love your name, Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies
If a camper kills you more than twice, you're the one with the problem
you forgot the killing yourself in portal 2 by coming back when the villian asks u and jumping into a hole when the villian asks u
i did it about 5 times
FalconCourt I was about to say that. It's called Pit Boss. The description: Show that pit who's boss.
you mean Wheatley
Ferd Boyd These bots man...
That description sums it up perfectly, especially when Wheatley put so much effort into convincing you, I jumped in because I felt sorry for the poor guy
I'm not sure how to be a sniper without camping that's literally their job description
Have you never heard of quick scoping?? You don't have to camp to snipe, your aim is probably garbage
KillerReborn34 , quickscoping is as bad as camping though. In fact, It’s an automatic disqualification to all reasonable human beings.
Actually, a sniper does not have to sit in one spot, if the enemy knows the location of the gun shot then your screwed, so you are gonna move and then take another shot
the shocker0045 , you *occasionally* move. Enemy at the Gates depicts it fairly well.
@@brutusjudas5842 mhm, but when you wanna say snipers in games it's different
I deliberately chose to get the "Good Listener" achievement, I swear. I just wanted to see *how* GLaDOS would kill me, and I definitely didn't actually fall for her diabolical trap.
Pnevma Ton'Dason I'd probably be more likely to believe you if you were less defensive about it. Personally, I did it for the achievement.
Pnevma Ton'Dason I got it after I beat the game, I started over for it.
Personally, I was just genuinely curious about what would happen. I mean, I figured nothing *good* would come of it, but I wanted to see just how bad it was, and I wasn't disappointed; got a good laugh out of it.
Personally, I didn't do it lol.
begrudge look metal ball your not fooling anyone you totally fell for it HAHAhahahah
Portal 2 also had "Pit Boss," which you get for throwing yourself into a spiky death pit because you were told to.
I was expecting THAT to make this list over "Good Listener".
Show that pit who's boss!
Jesse Clark XD
Barde Kennedy Want COD points? Google ihatethesecomments
dark souls 2, the achievement "this is dark souls" awarded for die for the first time
for not putting this on your list
YOU FAIL
Literally the first achievement I got from that game.
Anarchic Doktor I did that 1 on purpose cuz I knew that I was gonna die anyway
Everyone knows about that achievement though, like 99.99% of all DS2 players have gotten it
follow de way . i got that acheivment falling off a cliff :3. It was particularly funny becase i had wandered off the edge. Not messed up an action or been. Killed by a boss. So it was like. This is dark souls were you will die by cliff XD
TF2 has an achievement called 'consolidation price', which is earned when you've got backstabbed no less than 20 times while playing Sniper.
Sterkens Maxim i know that achiev, it's hilarious to get imo
what about photostroika? (as heavy, provide a freezecam of you taunting while ubercharged) shows you care more about achievements than winning
I have put in like 1000 hours into TF2 and since I never play sniper I don't have that one yet.
Looks like someone is on bad terms with fun. That's the fundamental point of taunts in TF2 to begin with, to use after killing someone so they'll see it in the killcam shot. That's why they're called "taunts" and not "emotes." They were there for that purpose (that is, since the beginning,) before any achievements related to them were added.
countrybluegrass i completely understand. i have the achievements for freezecam while taunting as sniper (for some reason got both at the same kill). its just that you are probably expected to actually fight when you get ubercharged and ruin it by taunting instead
I went afk to take a shit and got pitchin' a tent
latebkr that is awesome
same thing happened to me
latebkr You're not alone
i see
I went afk to have a fap and got pitchin' a tent... I thought it knew
you didnt do pit boss from portal 2 by jumping into a bottemless pit wheatley says you parents, a pony farm, a boy band, an escape ift, and a "triple portal device". the third portal wouldnt even do anything
The third portal would work as it would be one side for either portal the other fore the other .
Hmm, it would probably clone you
Rulyhyperion82 That was so funny when I played it a few months back. That game was amazing man.
3:44 "It's a legitimate strategy!"
dasuberkaiser6 I love you
dasuberkaiser6 RvB?
dasuberkaiser6 who is she btw
What about Carbon Faceprint(I think that's the name)from CoD: Ghosts? The description: Catch the falling copier with your face.
For those who haven't played:It's in an action scene where you're climbing a skyscraper and a copier falls out the window and if it hits you, you get the achievement.
They've already mentioned it in a previous top ten list about achievements!
+Victoria Talyarin Oh, thanks. Do you know what it's called?
Top (something) funniest achievements you need on your gamercard
I think
I got that. It barely touched me.
"I'm not camping, I'm just waiting a second to formulate my battle plan ..." - Love it! :D
There was a house in a neighborhood next to my kindergarten and one of the houses blew up but I never knew why. Long story short a couple years later I found out that there was a meth lab in the basement and the person must've cooked it wrong.
XD I see what u did there +adopolus ops. yeah I got it by complete accident trying to do it RIGHT actually.
A friend of mine has pretty much that same story
F in Chemistry
adopolus ops lol
r/thathappened
"You Cant Jump" from Stanley Parable.. made me laugh though
Gizmos Monster
Me to. The Stanley Parable had some hilarious achievements.
Commitment: Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Go outside: Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years
then theres the literally impossible achievement lol
I think there's one for exploiting a glitch to get yourself out of bounds from the beggining. There's even some special narration when you do that, too!
I thought the Payday achievement would be Fish AI, the achievement for throwing a bag of coke into the water.
XD me too, I got that one without realizing it was an achievement.
My friend got that for accidently _throwing the bag through both helicopter doors and into the ocean_.
Zeb Williams Listen fucker, what the hell does COD points have to do with Payday 2?
A Perticularly Drunk Bird I know right
Well the achievement name was a joke about COD's Advanced Fish AI.
Wheatley: That is beyond her edge of hearing!
GLaDOS: Look, *Metalball*
I unlocked the pitching a tent from being afk XD
Hahaha so funny
And not possible you would have been kicked
@@lma0718 fuck off
Halo 4?
Xkingpredx afc!!!
Fuck me, we needed those damn cooks. I'm going with caustic soda.
FIYAH, FIYAH, FIYAH!
sooo, acid?
***** All jokes aside I fuckin hate it when he changes his mind.
Alex Krycek I thought you died in the eighth season
homerheartdonuts 1
Well, Smoking Man is supposed to be dead too. This never stopped him.
In the Rats mission in Payday 2 I've found that most people purposely fail the meth lab part so they can get that part over with because on the hardest difficulty it provides a lot of EXP so they want to be able to repeat it as much as possible.
Then they must suck...rats isn't that good of a map for exp farming.
@@NotChicoAndPico Try holdout 9/9
"Get scared by a plant" achievement from Outlast. Not exactly sarcastic, but a harsh to own up too.
+BlueGriffin20 That's not a real achievement!
Ooooh you got called out!
I get the reference m8 XD
the only time i got scared by a plant was [SPOILERS] Omega Flowey.
Bl
You forgot to include the Dark Souls 2 achievement that you get when you die.
Which one? "Welcome to Dark Souls"?
Your journey, it began because you died.
Out of your cell you ran and then you died.
You pause to catch you breath
And die another gruesome death
So now you creep around each corner terrified.
very true
Well, Dark Souls 2 being Dark Souls, that's not so much "sarcastic" or "makes you feel like an idiot" as it is "I'm surprised it took this long".
they did in another video and its not sarcastic... the game creators just put it in for you to learn that dark souls 2 ain't gonna be easy
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ
Dark Souls - Die for the first time.
Trials Fusion - Get run over by your own bike.
Well, it is Dark Souls.
I got pitching a tent in halo 4 by accident. I gave my vote for ragnarok, went off to get a drink and when I came back the match was already going. Then I put on my headset and it plopped up. I was like: "The fuck did I just do?". I didn't even know about that achievement! 😂
Daniel LLITPEK Lol it rewarded you for getting a drink
I got mine by getting a snack and getting sidetracked by a call
It rewarded you for returning to the game, it is super easy to get distracted when you go to do something. Had COD Ghosts drop me from a game because I went to pee and it started. I wasn’t even gone long
I got mine when I was going to the toilet. I think I pretty much stood in the enemy base and I didn’t even get killed...
Back when people wouldn’t get the free kill, huh.
"Oh no, look at him. He's not angry, he's just disappointed." That absolutely cracked me up
I am a PC gamer but I love to watch OutsideXbox and PlayStation Access. :)
I'm exactly that too.
But only Outsidexbox . And it really doesn't matter at all. This channel isn't only about Xbox related stuff.
I think they have included games from other platforms too in their videos. This is a great TH-cam channel.
Emil Andersen I'm a PlayStation and a PC Gamer but I still watch these people even though I don't have an Xbox
Same. Both channels have likeable people, unlike some other channels that make me nauseous.
What about LEGO Star Wars The Force Awakens "Stormtrooper Syndrome" for missing your target ten times.
Duktor Alecus yeah, I got that one easily.
Y’all are talking about achievements and I’m focusing on how much I like her Lisa Simpson shirt
I would like to add the 'Touchdown' Achievement from Fallout 4 to the list 4. You get it for being blown up in to million pieces by a super mutant suicider.
4:50 what I find way more hilarious is, that ingame characters will actually mock you if you die by falling off a cliff near them.
"Use your powers to protect the citizens of Earth." OutsideXbox: *LITERALLY BLOWS UP A CAR AND LASERS A HUMAN.*
What about the achievement you get when you enter Zero Gravity in the Moonraker level of 007 Legends? You get Zero gamerscore. ZERO G.
Lol G
Get back in that box
5G- Watched an entire outsidexbox Video (Now get a life)
bronze trophy - regularly watch outsidexbox videos despite being a PS player
Boxed In
7G- Watch 10 outsidexbox videos
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Your Wife's Box
10G- As a husband, have your wife watch outsidexbox, or being a wife, just watch one yourself.
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Boxing Champion
0G- Watch every outsidexbox video to date.
very mad guy I unlocked that too
Good taste
4G-watch 10 outside Xbox videos after watching 100 Watch Mojo videos
Traitor
1G- Watch 10 PlayStation acess videos after watching ALL outside Xbox videos
Pepsia Gaming Welp, looks like I have that Traitor achievement.
It's not camping, it's tactilely waiting
Tactically
MC JC exactly
Its not camping. Its simply digging in and going on the defense. After all, a good defense is the best offense 😉👍
Sporky wooosh
Copied
Well, unfortunately, I'm guilty of falling for that "Good listener" thing!
Conway Kelley fuck off mate
Yesterday Payday 2 got an update that added a sort of ingame achievement
Its for pressing a button to burn all of your offshore cash
The button unlocks at $50,000,000,000
O rly?
Yep and all worth it for an ugly ass picture! :D
Detective「Jorge Joestar ||」 50,000,000* I have it at 745,000,000
Wait, wasn't that a requirement for upping infamy rank?
Alex Krycek the requirement was to burn all your spending money, your offshore just got 200,000,000 taken out.
I honestly got the GLaDOS achievement on purpose, and wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't known there was a trophy involved. I also got the Wheatley one on purpose, the one where you jump into the pit you just escaped from because he tells you to. What can I say? I'm a completionist. V_V
(BTW, no sarcasm, I truly only did those things for the trophy.)
Me too. I have literally every single player achievement
8:12
He's not dead. He just gave up on trying and is currently coming to terms with his life choices.
This reminded me that I should replay Portal 2 this weekend.
Thanks for the info
You're very welcome :)
sold mine
needed crack
octoberlarone Ookayyyyyy...
An "achievement" with '0' G is NOT an achievement and hence the sarcasm.
lol
Kameo Elements of Power has many of those. -_-
08:05
I could have sworn that was Nathan Drake for a second.
The Ultimate Braixen same voice actor
the Bourne conspiracy one is when a pc gamer plays with a controller for the first time
ibrahim ahmed Coming from the perspective of a PC gamer, you're 100% right.
ibrahim ahmed It's also when a console player tries K + M for the first time. We should just all stick to what we're used to. Lol.
And then there's me who is used to both.
Last time I played console was the game Constantine in PS2, great game, and I was wrecking those demons, also played BLACK and I was better than the owner of the PS2, there was one level that he got 1 health literally, I managed to kill some guys without being hit, get a health pack and finish the level after, never got a console myself, always bought PCs
Reon Thornton - ahh you're the Jack of All Trade (but master of none) type
This one's kinda out there but "My God, It's Full of Stars" from the game Contrast is given if you fall into the void during your first time confronted with the possibility of doing so. The part that really stings about getting it is that there's another achievement for making it across the jump on your first try without falling into the void
Shit I realized i got the f in chemistry achievement.
On the Xbox or your report card?
Cain Soren Xbox mate
BlueStar it's Bain's fault, it's always Bain's fault.
Horatius Wood what?
Remember it wasn't you, it was the lvl 22 noob with a suit and ECM.
Camping is the right way to do the job. Imagine a bunch of soldiers running heads first into the enemy territory without any strategy. A single soldier camping could take them out without moving an inch. And that's exactly what happens in online shooters, the campers get the advantage over the stupid flies that keep flying aimlessly on the battlefield. It doesn't help that developers don't make their games more focused on the strategies of wars and fully utilize camping to enhance the experience, but rather make games were you are supposed to be a stupid fly!
I don't get mad at campers for each kill they get, I get mad at developers for never addressing this particular mechanic in their games!
TwilightWolf032 Bo3 improved anti camping by making each room 4 way in
Rainbow Six Siege does it right in my opinion.
TwilightWolf032 Camping itself isn't bad, but when people do it for free kills (damage-blocking wall in the corner of a room with two ways in, where neither of them can get behind you, for example) is when it gets annoying.
you forgot the fact that real people have real lives to save. this is what i never understood with people trying to justify camping by comparing it with real life
uhmm, thron a granade in there!
Did anyone see that guy in halo who shot a grenade and it bounced back?
Said it once, will say it again : how about a episode of ''Times when you were sure you were fighting the final boss when there was an other one lurking in the darkness'' ? Among others, quote MGS Peace Walker, Final fantasy Crystal Chronicle, Super Paper Mario, Fable 1, Bayonetta 1.
Fred Dernaut and undertale
Brant DeGroat shit ain't on Xbox Aldo its just shit
Fred Dernaut every dark souls ever?
Tales of Vesperia comes to mind for me. I wasn't ecpecting Duke to be the actual final boss since I only remember seeing him a few time during the entire game and I don't remember thinking he was a bad guy before then. Unless I completely missed something which is possible. I can't remember which boss I though was the final one before that. It's been years since I played that game.
Tales games always go on for longer than you expect though.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is another example: you destroy the Excelsus, you think it's finally over and then you get football-ed by an US Senator. Also Nanomachines. Well... Expecially Nanomachines!
Whaaaaa?! I loved Max Payne 3!
Haha, we did too, but it was so long!
outsidexbox Is that a bad thing?
+outsidexbox That's what she said
he didnt say he didnt like it he said it was too long
"Relief that you don't have to play Max Payne 3 anymore" Obvs misunderstood that....
I got "Pitching a Tent" on the Valhalla map on matchmaking while contributing. I was using the dmr while crouched near the man cannon on the base opposite the sea/ocean and I sat there like a quarter of the match. It was a pretty good match
I knew about Good Listener being a bad choice, but I wanted that achievement!
I remember unlocking the Purple Heart achievement because I was playing on veteran. It all makes so much sense now. Plus veteran is HARD!
there's "Huge Success" in Thomas Was Alone for dying 100 times and "Why Are You Like This?" in Superliminal for cloning an apple 100 times ANDDDD "The Dusty Toss" from The Big Con for getting kicked from a moving train
"time to go outside" from pvz gw2. you get it by maxing out one of your characters.
The grassy knoll comment got me.
I am legitimately watching your videos, even these old ones, right now because I feel like utter crap and your videos generally improve my mood. So Andy's comment at the end definitely got a smile. Thanks.
Yes, but do any of the games released over the past few years have an achievement of "Is this Mike playing?"
I wish...
the reason why Jason Bourne doesn't look like mat Damon is simply that mat Damon looks nothing like Jason Bourne, Jason Bourne according to the books looks more like what you see in the game.
Right, Bourne obviously looks just like Richard Chamberlain.
I'm a bit surprised 'Pit Boss' from Portal 2 wasn't on the list - Wheatley literally asks you to come back and jump in a pit after he screwed up his elaborate plan to kill you.
9:00 To be fair, that's actually what real life gun fights tend to be like. That's why they last longer than 15 seconds.
How about 'No Excuse' from the Sims 4? Yeah, it's not *strictly* sarcastic, but I was pretty embarassed when that got on my cheevo list.
(For those not in the know, it's for a character who loses control of their bladder on a lot with five or more bathrooms)
I cant be the only person who intentionally earned good listener knowing the consequences ahead of time just for that sweet 100% completion, right?
the only non-bad one is the "purple heart" achievement, since purple represents perseverance. :3
the buty of song 23 I wonder if they considered that when they made it, it makes sense
the buty of song 23 I wonder if they considered that when they made it, it makes sense
You mean it is kinda similar to undertale’s perseverance soul? Purple soul?
bobstery 7977 stop
@@bobstery6288 I agree! Undertale is my favorite game!
How come you beep the f-bombs that Team OXBOX use, but leave in the ones from in-game dialogue? Always wondered that :)
Seems funnier that way.
Heh makes sense!:D Thought it might've been some weird copyright thing about editing game footage or something.
Not how copyright works lol
The description of the Purple Heart achievement isn't really all that sarcastic. It shares its name with an actual military decoration that was awarded by the president to those wounded or killed in action.
"Show courage and persevere" is basically telling you "you can get through this, just keep trying!," not "get good, skrub!" And it's telling you this genuinely. If it was being sarcastic, it would say something like, I dunno, "try not to suck so bad" or "die a million times over until you finally get through it".
It would actually be an honor to get this 5G/Bronze achievement, not a bad thing.
Also Undertale perseverance soul is purple!
@@hollowPoet_ I never made that connection! 😂
But anyways, the Purple Heart is a decorative medal given to soldiers that were wounded or killed in action.
Why is dark souls 2 "THIS IS DARK SOULS" not on here.
2:27 that JFK reference geeked me out
What about the "Butterhands" achievement in SuperHot VR? When you use an entire mag and hit no one, a sticky note falls down that reads "ButterHands" with a little picture that looks like a dude with paralyzing anxiety.
At least they can say games have snarky humor.
Jason Brown
Jason Brown Jesus Christ it's... oh, my bad
First, understand the context of the comment, then comment.
A Call of Duty game giving you sarcastic attitude? The nerve! Is there, by any chance, a sarcastic achievement in the CoD games called "Greatest and most innovative video game franchise of all time"?
L
Coremensch
You must be 10
Wouldnt that go to doom? or Ocarina of time? Hell Id accept gears of war.
Aldrich Leblanc
Neither is the CoD franchise.
Noob
"Miller! You're okay; thank god. We're going to make them pay for what they've done."
Is this World at War or The Phantom Pain?
Wait what's wrong with Max Payne 3 ??? Games mind blowingly good
ScotchGaming I'm assuming they're talking about the grind achievements
ScotchGaming The shadows rushed me... go for that achievement and then you're done with the game forever.
Is it wrong to love you guys and Rob from PlayStation Access?.. If so I don't want to right.
Four OverZero I do the same and I don't even own a console :)
Emil Andersen 😏
Four OverZero we are all console gamers except for the PC Nazis
The camping achievement in halo 4 was the hardest to get. I dont camp but i wanted the achievement. It seemed so easy to do. Just stay in one spot. No. It took me 6 matches to try.
I expect to see Welcome To Dark Souls
CGN- Fan Ryne I don't know because I expect to die at some point in the game so I didn't really feel like a idiot
It's expected for you to die in that game so I doubt it's so much of a sarcastic achievement as it is just showing you that you will be dying a lot in the game. I'd consider it more sarcastic if they gave you an achievement for getting through the entire game without dying from the get go.
Nice grim fandango shirt. where to get?
Gametee.co.uk!
outsidexbox thanks so much. I love the game, glad to see its still out there.
A single calcified tear!
~ TDG
Inaqui Loza
OMG yes
4:36
*Vulture*: “Uber Eats, you do not disappoint!”
I think you guys forgot the "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat" and "Should Have Swam Faster" ones for GTA V and Mafia 3, respectively. (Become shark/gator chow)
come on, getting that first trophy took a great amount of psychological effort...
very mad guy More than walking into an obvious trap?
Legend has it if you come early outside Xbox will respond
Wake me up Inside but only outside the xbox
It does not seem so
They are propably to scared of stuff.. because it is now international stuff day... and nothing they can do will change that
Valdemar M. R. Lenschow okay?
The only thing that happens when I come early is a disappointed wife who has to finish herself.
...
Should I be worried that she's been referring to her vibrator as her husband more than me lately?
The risen achievement should've been fallen
Logan M that's the whole point of a sarcastic title you goosebum
I think they should of included the achievement for jumping into the pit from Portal 2
How about a Mike achievement?Description reads....You just Miked up the game good job.
Petition for it to be added to all games.
outsidexbox I'd sign it.Also who's replying this time?
5:35
Oops... I might've fell for that one😹😹
But I didn't rly want to escape the tests were fun and easy
Oh please Jane we all know your Halo skills are legendary.
Legendarily bad.
But legendary none the less.