Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE WILD, WILD PLANET

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  • @georgeoldsterd8994
    @georgeoldsterd8994 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The Colonel's secret recipe!", damn, that one brought back some memories.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I laugh every time Brandon says "The fiend!"

  • @anthonyemanuel1114
    @anthonyemanuel1114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This show is THE BEST I've ever watched,I get a damn kick out of Brandon's comments & jokes,I hope this guy does this show for a lot of years,keep up the good work and GREAT job Brandon!!!

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Watch out for those gadgets on their chest!" I started laughing at that line even before you commented on it. I am going to find a way to use that as a pick up line.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The toy Jetson car crash was classic.

    • @jonnysokkoatduckdotcom
      @jonnysokkoatduckdotcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey wait, either take me with you or pay me $5.00...
      or use. "what do you call a couple of physicians?..," a paradocs (paradox). Or "what's a pirates favorite kind of sock?... arrrrrrrrrgyle." Ive got more and different ones ;)

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?

  • @runvalddarkstone5517
    @runvalddarkstone5517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:26 this is what is the more close to a "fantastic 4- the beggining" with one of the more "Reed Richards award of the sciencey DGAF" pickup line ever.

  • @JamesW6179
    @JamesW6179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesus Christ, that beer mug at 4:01. Everybody in space must get totally shitfaced.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Brandon: I don’t think sawing a woman in half is perfection!
    Art the Clown: :(

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better to chemically castrate boys and turn them into girls.

  • @chriscarlisle5676
    @chriscarlisle5676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:52 don't worry it just the Broadway release of mothra vs battra.

  • @tomazzo8093
    @tomazzo8093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact, ..."Wild, Wild Planet" is part one of five movies in the same universe, with different and partly same actors in same roles.
    1. Wild, Wild Planet
    2. Deadly Diaphonoids, - (Bringers of Death, War of the Planets)
    3. Orion 3000, - or (Mission wandering Planet, Planet on the Prowl, War between the Planets)
    4. The Devil Men from Space, or - (The Snow Devils, The Blue Devils, Snow Demons, Space Devils)
    5. The Green Slime

    • @SuZ4242
      @SuZ4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is it impossible to find this full movie anywhere? I have it on DVD, but I can never find it on TH-cam, etc. 🤔

  • @Richard-ow3cj
    @Richard-ow3cj ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was just what I needed. My only brother passed away last Tuesday and I have been bummed out for three days.

  • @TIMWReigo
    @TIMWReigo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how there's an actual movie titled "War Between The Planets"

  • @Enshohma
    @Enshohma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:49 - Now playing at the Protfo Theater, MOTHRA! The More-So-Than-Usual Musical!

  • @reeferman502
    @reeferman502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:45-No one in four years picked up on the Orgasmatron from "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask". It 's even arrowed on screen but nothing.

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:18 LEGIT THANKS FOR ASKING THIS Q. Because I was thinking it for the last 30 Seconds..HAHAH

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well, he chokes everyone and gets answers. You have to admit... that's one effective interrogation technique, chief. ;) XD

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does he? I'm not sure he got any answers. Besides, it doesn't tend to encourage communication when you make it impossible for your subject to talk.

  • @veryrancid3128
    @veryrancid3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "in absence of real butterflies you can use humans in capes"

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:30 Maybe by "perfect being", Nurmi meant "perfect for the lead in "Glen or Glenda""?

  • @OrangeElixir
    @OrangeElixir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I have a feeling that The Monarch, from The Venture Brothers, watched this movie as a child.
    Oh, and if you want to see a really creepy doll, you should watch The Brotherhood Of Satan. Perhaps...*tenting fingers*...you could then review it?

  • @CartoonTriper
    @CartoonTriper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Happy New Year Brandon!
    9:37 Classical sloppy fight choreagraphy from the 60´s

  • @denniskristos3800
    @denniskristos3800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Re: the sequels... "War Of The Planets", "War Between The Planets" and "Snow Devils" are not the only ones. The fourth sequel and final movie in the Gamma One series is (though not directed by Antonio Margheriti) and made in Japan by Kinji Fukasaku, is "The Green Slime" (a.k.a. "Gamma One: Operation Outer Space") which starred Robert Horton, Richard Jaeckel and the oh-so-delectable, Luciana Paluzzi.

  • @inferno1580
    @inferno1580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Keep up the great work. I like your commentary on these types of movies especially Godzilla.

  • @wugglesx
    @wugglesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man i wonder what starry night would sound like with 4 hands...

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How did they end up with three Kardashian brains? I thought they shared one between them.

  • @KRhetor
    @KRhetor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    RIP Tony Russell. ;( I love this movie BTW; I like to think of it as the movie Marcello Mastroianni was making in 8 1/2.

  • @ninjalove666
    @ninjalove666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Joe Satriani was the first "real" concert I went to. I was 13 years old and my dad surprised me with tickets. He let me skip school and we spent the day in Atlanta til it was time to go to the Fox Theater. It was a great day!

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool; what a small world we live in!

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the blooper reel like.?.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe should very much get in touch with these villains; he could have multiple tours of Joe Satrianis (Joes Satriani? Cloning is hard on grammar).

    • @freereinvoltaic
      @freereinvoltaic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I first saw Satch during the Flying in a Blue Dream tour with Eric Johnson opening. Freakin’ great!!

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Italian* 60s sci-fi movie? Hoo boy, strap in boys!

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, who knew there was an Italian prequel to Phantasm?

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Reminds me how people who lived through the '60s say the first five years were just more of the '50s.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Madam butterfly sci Fi. Version.

    • @jonnysokkoatduckdotcom
      @jonnysokkoatduckdotcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that maybe right in general. I think it takes about 5 years for a decade to shed its self of the ways of the previous decade and the next 5 years for the current decade to define its self.

  • @ClockworkOuroborous
    @ClockworkOuroborous 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I often wonder how much the drug budget was for Italian films from the 60's.

  • @245-TRIOXIN
    @245-TRIOXIN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved how at the end of the movie they all laugh at the guy who got shrunk to half size.

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know this would be a fantastic origin story for Dr. Frankenfuter from rocky horror picture show. Could you just imagine Tim curry appearing in drag as the result of fusing the two! LMAO

  • @munstrumridcully
    @munstrumridcully 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would love to see you review _Lexx: I Worship His Shadow_ or _Gigashadow_ :)

  • @AlextheKaijuFan
    @AlextheKaijuFan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should do the next two sequels.

  • @whitewing2
    @whitewing2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "When she and I become one, thats when I become a Perfect being"
    Baron Ashura: You got to be kidding me

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:52 great, first the weird clown-TV hybrid thing from "2019: after the fall of New York" and now this. What's with italian SciFi films including weird creepy dolls in their movies?

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh man, reminds me of Wild Zero which if you haven't watched yet I highly recommend it.

  • @colinfarren8326
    @colinfarren8326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love the Joe Satriani comparisons. Kinda spot on. With 4 arms he'd sound amazing! :o)

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 arms? He could have dozens, attached to multiple Joes Satriani. Hundreds! He could literally be his own orchestra. Hell, he could be his own audience.
      Might be hard to divide the paycheques, though.

  • @j2gaming345
    @j2gaming345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can probably push a hot wheels faster than that Jetsons car

  • @thethirdchimpanzee
    @thethirdchimpanzee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So...wait...is this taking place on a space station, or a planet? The characters are on a space station...then a planet...then the station again...

  • @Richard-ow3cj
    @Richard-ow3cj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's only one Halstead and his first name is is Jay!

  • @felipecardoza9967
    @felipecardoza9967 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact: a couple years after this came out, a band from California named Spirit hit the scene, with a drummer who was bald and almost always had shades on. He was actually one of the other band member's father in law and was twice the age of the others.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well this is a great way to start the new year! :D

  • @gyrrakavian
    @gyrrakavian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So......Dr. Nermi is an alchemist?

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the look of this setting. It looks like a prewar fallout city.

  • @ZarakiKenpachi9100
    @ZarakiKenpachi9100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great way to start a new Year :D keep it coming

  • @gaillewis5472
    @gaillewis5472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:59 their hunks o' meat look like coal. 4:51does that evil doll have a comb-over?!

  • @ranchoth
    @ranchoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:00 Actually, I think the pile of calf's lungs under the plastic dome being inflated with a bellows looks more like an Amazing Futuristic City than what the Asylum's version of the new Blade Runner will look like.

  • @puppiesarepower3682
    @puppiesarepower3682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So it's Glen or Glenda in space.

  • @mrhatred3652
    @mrhatred3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very fun to watch, thanks

  • @komori88
    @komori88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the bad guys plan... I think I need to borrow the sage words of a wise Ghoul to accurately respond to them " you fucking weirdo"

  • @ravinderpalsingh7729
    @ravinderpalsingh7729 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you were off for few videos
    but this time you just nailed it

  • @philipmonihan8222
    @philipmonihan8222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this franchise and I hope you get around to the other movies some time. Also, it may interest you to know all four movies were actually shot concurrently!

  • @ScarletCandlelight
    @ScarletCandlelight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The acting is crazy

  • @nicksothep8472
    @nicksothep8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You made so many videos that very often one pops on my feed that I never watched, like this one, from a flick i don't even know! Absute treat! And lotsa pretty ladies too! 😅🖤

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I put this on my "to watch" list when Brandon's review came out, as it looked like it could be bonkers fun. I finally got to see it tonight. It's a bit sluggish but it kept me entertained, mostly because the villain's plan is so bonkers! You never really knew what daft thing you'd be seeing or hearing next. 😀

  • @ambiakhamaly9950
    @ambiakhamaly9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kardashion joke was brilliant

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the brains are still too large ;)

  • @JosephXFS
    @JosephXFS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Three sequels??!! Do them!

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 ปีที่แล้ว

      Four sequels. The Green Slime is also part of this franchise, apparently.

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad to see abstract art (in the theatre scene) is about as understandable as it is today. Plus, was that doll the Annabelle of the future? ;P

  • @KaijuCommander
    @KaijuCommander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun review as always Brandon, Happy New Year :D

  • @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ
    @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you please review "Evil Toons","island of fire" and "Schlock"?

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3 years later and you still haven't touched the sequels? what're you waiting for, we want the complete set! lol

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    C'mon dude, the Kardasians' brains would be much smaller than that. ;)

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet they can spell Kardashian though..

    • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
      @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are too optimistic with non-existent brains.

    • @mauricedavis8261
      @mauricedavis8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy playing Nearmy was also the bad guy in Medusa against the Son of Hercules.

  • @parus6422
    @parus6422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in old school alchemy a Rebis, a perfect being, was both man and woman.

  • @LittleMissGrosser
    @LittleMissGrosser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I melted a Barbie doll I got for Christmas.

  • @tifla108
    @tifla108 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd like to see your review of Devil's Rain 1975.

  • @TheNomadicPyramid
    @TheNomadicPyramid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Nothing like a cheesy, strange sci-fi movie review to start 2017 off right

  • @Awakeandalive1
    @Awakeandalive1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently the writers were well-educated enough to know Plato's account of Aristotle's myth about the origins of humankind and sexuality...but lacked the common-sense necessary to realize that everyone wouldn't necessarily recognize what they were referencing. www.anselm.edu/homepage/dbanach/sym.htm

  • @drewgehringer7813
    @drewgehringer7813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:18 also what happens to the other halves of you two? Won't you be becoming two split-down-the-middle people? or are you just throwing the other halves away?

  • @ethantone4981
    @ethantone4981 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    New Brandon for the new year,fuck yes please

  • @BalorShield
    @BalorShield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wasnt Antonio Margheriti one of the inglourious Basterds

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wasn't Gamma One in Green Slime also?

  • @KlunkerRider
    @KlunkerRider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this movie! It is so weird and insane.

  • @henrykujawa4427
    @henrykujawa4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Antonio Margharetti earlier made the classic "CASTLE OF BLOOD". That one's one my wanted list!
    In the mid-2000s, TCM ran a whole series of these cheap, schlocky ITALIAN sci-fi flicks on Friday afternoons, where only unemployed people could watch them. They ran this and its sequels, all of which had some vague connection with Space Station GAMMA I.
    And then they ran the unofficial sequel, the one that took place on Space Station GAMMA III. Yep. "THE GREEN SLIME". I'd been wanting to watch that since 1969. Ever since, there's like not a year that goes by without me watching it. Given a choice between that and "ALIEN", every time, I'll pick "THE GREEN SLIME".
    There was only one problem... it's the only movie i know of that TCM ran in "fullscreen", instead of "widescreen" / "letterbox". WHY? Who knows. But now that I'm buying DVDs, it's on my list for an upgrade. In the close-ups, you're genuinely missing HALF of the fight scenes.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like if Ed Wood made Barbarella! I'm going to have to find this one!

  • @JarlStaubhold
    @JarlStaubhold 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Three nipples? Scaramanga??

  • @barackclinton568
    @barackclinton568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You gotta do ”war of the planets". It had huge space batles. And Claude Rains.

    • @thomastarwater2989
      @thomastarwater2989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Claude Rains was in “Battle Of The Worlds”.

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:16 Newmie?!! What are *you* doing here? Baywatch needs you, you're the best guy they've got!
    Oh, wait, NERMIE...nvm. :P

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:33 Well at least they had touch tone dialing, no wait, it has only nine keys.

  • @PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE
    @PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The greatest monologue of all time 15:17

  • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
    @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:07 "This's a gag, no ? '' Priceless !

  • @Omega0850
    @Omega0850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Star Wars... has plots that actually make sense?"
    Ah, a pre episode 8 comment...
    PS: 4:51 There is definitly something naughty going on under his/her clothes.

  • @menslady125eif2590
    @menslady125eif2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, I'm glad to know that in the future, people do weird ballets dressed like Mothra's fifth cousin twice removed!

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:58 Talking Tina: Even I think you’re way too creepy!

  • @jonnysokkoatduckdotcom
    @jonnysokkoatduckdotcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italian george Clooney? Time traveler? Is there no end?

  • @mistystudios1163
    @mistystudios1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this is funny as hell. As usual your reviews are awesome.

  • @adaptabledisease
    @adaptabledisease 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit that guy burned his face!!! 16:31

  • @Nat20streak
    @Nat20streak 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:37 I think that the computer has a paint tray... You know one of those little plastic trays with the six indents well I can see one on that computer on the far right

  • @M-CH_
    @M-CH_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's not a pubic hair! It's a 60s' Italian movie, it's a beard hair!

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited
    @LibraGamesUnlimited 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and here I thought the plan was to shrink people down, smuggle them somewhere, the harvet all their organs. Guess that would've been too out landish or something.

  • @JonPoolegrandcentral
    @JonPoolegrandcentral 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    happy new year...lets have plenty of brit flicks please

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This movie is really wild on the flipside

  • @monkshao1289
    @monkshao1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man these movies are fun i will watch again

  • @floridarusticrepairs
    @floridarusticrepairs 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Joe Satriani reference is spot on and hilarious.

  • @Godzilla-tu2cd
    @Godzilla-tu2cd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's up brandon great video and happy new year

  • @firstelvys
    @firstelvys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Definitely looks like something I have to watch!!

  • @Avenger85438
    @Avenger85438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the villain wants to become Vivec from Morrowind?

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:43 ... cause he's getting the best of both worlds? I know it was on the tip of your tongue... XD

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:16 That really dates this video, since it was clearly released before “The Force Awakens.”

  • @jommyheyman1180
    @jommyheyman1180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:20 Man Mothra went off the deep end!