He goes to her funeral, buried the body. and she just appears in a hospital with a head wrap? Thats some good writing, a twist no one would see coming.
Just like the "twist" in _Happy Birthday to Me._ Make it nonsensical enough and no one will see it coming. Except in this case, the description of the movie on the VHS straight-up says there's a "surprise twist ending," so it's actually pretty easy to predict once you get past the climax and there's still been no twist.
Wings Hauser once directed AND starred in a movie where he plays a detective where he hunts a couple of serial killers. It's so ineptly made, it deserves to be seen at least once.
@@racheledwards2352 ack, can't remember the name. But the serial killers ennacted horror movie scenes while killing their victims and he portrayed his own caracther (the detective) as the ultimate nice guy who only solves the case because the killers literally went straight to him.
I first encountered this movie about three months ago in a Bad Movie Bible video on bad "egosploitation" vanity projects. With the singing, the Hamlet soliloquy, and everything else, they theorized that the movie was largely intended to be a massive audition tape. According to them, Wings Hauser's dialogue actually was almost entirely drunken adlibbing.
I love how the top review for this movie I immediately saw on IMDB was titled, "I almost went to the garage...started the car...and waited for sweet death." That's when you know the movie is a special little gem.
Maybe it's one of those crowds from Japan because when I was over in Japan when I was in the military,me and my friend's singed karaoke and we sounded horrible but the Japanese audience clapped anyway. Like they enjoyed our singing which was terrible.
Oh Wings Hausser was LEGIT drunk a lot on set. He did ad lib a lot and at one point starts wearing clothes like a huck finn cosplay he came up because of his characters name. Apparently he got so drunk he feel in love with the idea and no one could or would talk him out of it.
I dont know the stories i heard was that he was a fun drunk only sometimes he was very insulting and we are talking about black out, fall down, puking on co stars level of drunk. Like he started drinking the second day of shooting and didnt stop. I dont think you see it in this video but creates his own religion around Huck finn because his name is "huck Finny" and even dresses up like him and that was NOT in the original script. I cannot imagine he was great to be around on set for filming.
Vampire? It’s only been 10 years which isn’t a lot of time. Average person looks almost the same 10 years apart unless they’ve gone through something to change appearance.
@@POLE7645 He should have. It would have elevated the whole assemble. Now we can only imagine what that would have been like. Just a sweet, unreachable dream...
To see something like this, well, it cures my self esteem issues and reinvigorates my desire to start writing again. I mean, if this can get made, there must be hope for me!
The moral of the story is that literally anyone can made their own movie if they have enough money to throw around so nobody ask any questions (especially questioning their life choices). You dont even need to have the slight clue of what youre doing, as long as you have someone around who does (or at least has any idea whatsoever about it), then theres no need to worry about a thing. Talent may come later, if at all. What really matters is to be aware of how much of a amateur you are. If youre self-aware about it, chances are is not gonna end like this (which is not saying much, i know).
Just mentally block out the ugly old lech and you're fine. Or block out the annoying naked women and get your mustachioed grand-DILF gerontophilia kink on. Whatever rocks your boat...
Aparently he had more than enough money to keep it himself in stock, otherwise i dont know how any copy of this movie wasnt buried deep underground to never see the light of day again.
Even though this obviously so-bad-it's-good movie had already been covered by a number of cult movie review TH-camrs like RedLetterMedia and The Fanboy Flicks, I always wanted Brandon would give it his own opinion. And finally he did and I'm so happy!!!
Shoutout to Good Bad or Bad Bad for also covering this movie last year. The more coverage this gets, the better the chance we get for this thing getting a cult status.
This movie is the definition of a "so bad, it's good", vanity project! I have never seen a more incompetently made movie EVER. I don't think Wings Hauser was actually cast in this. I think he was stumbling past, in a drunken stupor, saw that they had beer on set, just walked into shot, and, everyone was too scared to ask him to leave.
I love the "deer in headlights" look in his eyes while he's singing that god awful song. I've seen a few reviews of this one, but I swear yours is the funniest. Great job!
Something interesting I did discover while watching this, is that there is some cast overlap with another similar kind of movie called "Shadow of the Dragon." Same actor playing the villain, and one of the leads from Shadow plays a henchman in this flick. "Shadow of the Dragon" came out first, so I have a feeling John DeHart might have known the crew behind Shadow and got them involved to make "Champagne and Bullets."
But what if Brandon is secretly conspiring to make sure that the days when he has a video upload scheduled are shitty for you, just so his videos can then be seen as coming to the rescue! We cannot underestimate the depths of his cruel Canadian cunning!
John De Hart, Neil Breen, Tommy Wiseau and James Nguyen should team up to make an anthology film and call it CRAPSHOW! One of your best videos-ever! De Hart looks like a deer in the headlights when he is singing that song-his eyes look terrifed, almost as much as the audience whlie listening to it!
I was trying to figure out what was bugging me about how he was holding the gun.... finally got it at the very end. He's not using his index finger to shoot. He's using his freakin middle finger...
Hey Brandon, congratulations on an impeccable choice of movie! I discovered this film several years ago on Jason Brant's channel and it has never quite left my brain since. I'm always up for another postmortem of it. In my opinion everybody should watch Champagne And Bullets once in their lives, it's a viewing experience like no other. The film seems to possess an indefinable X factor that raises it above the infinitely vast cess pool of the usual Z list movies. Whether it's John DeHart's unassailable and utterly misguided self-confidence in his wooden delivery or the innumerable and obvious filming gaffs I just find there is something that makes me feel warmly towards this film where I wouldn't towards Turkish Spiderman, say, or any Stephen Seagal film.
Oh fuck yes. I was hoping more people would see this movie and spread the word after Good Bad/Bad Bad put out an episode on it. This movie is wild and I love it
So they somehow buried the girlfriend then dug her up and put her in the hospital without news reaching our “hero”. I just… Wow. 25:47 is the only reaction you can have to that.
Hey Brandon, I've got a movie suggestion that I think is right up your alley. It's called *"Wild Man"* from 1989. The level of schlock is... impressive.
I was thinking 'they're not gonna resurrect her, right?' When it did (sorta) happen, I had to laugh a bit too loudly :D Thanks for another great video, Brandon!
It is the absolute purity of a vanity project with absolutely no self-awareness that makes this an absolute classic in the bad movie hall of fame. It's the reason you can't make a movie like this twice once you're aware of what you're trying to do is simply isn't possible. It's the equivalent of someone jumping head first into an empty pool. You know the outcome is going to be bad, probably really bad. But deep down you have to kinda respect the absolute insane balls (and of course a massive ego) it takes to even attempt something like this.
Damn, I thought Satan (Male or Female, whichever is funnier) would show up as the final boss in a terrible end fight scene, then Wings Hauser helps out with a Shotgun and Miller Lite as backup weapons. Boom, best shitty ending.
3:09 "And if we don't find any dope, we'll just plant some!" Provided that the ATF doesn't end up "accidentally" setting this guy's house on fire. This was made in _1993_ , after all.
I LOVE this movie. When I was looking to get a physical copy to add to my collection however, I was struck with sticker-shock (a used copy can even be staggeringly expensive). This film needs a wide release for the masses to enjoy!
I'd like to thank you for what you do. Because of the things I've learned from you (and several other TH-camrs) about films and special effects, I landed a dream side gig building sets and practical special effects for a low budget film. Thanks for spreading knowledge in an entertaining fashion.
I like how she nonchalantly told the other lady a story about her involvement in killing a baby, like it was just a small part of her time with the Satanist.
I recognized that mustache from the art cover immediately. I've seen this movie referenced so many times. Red Letter was one and fanboy flicks. This boomer guy who was already over the hill thought he was way cooler than he actually was.
'' Now that we established that we all love Satan, let's get drunk & listen to Mercyful Fate!" You know what? I'm in for it! 🤘 P.S. If you insist, I'm O.K. with Celtic Frost.
It's perfectly possible to be scientifically-motivated atheist and still love Mercyful Fate. Not that I am one, you understand. I'm just saying. Oh, and Celtic Frost suck donkey balls so . . .
I'm not complaining but this is like the 10th TH-cam review I've seen for this movie. Either I'm subscribed to too many of these types of channels or the world is running out of bad movies to cover.
I'm actually glad you said that last shiz. He phuking did it Bro! I cant get over my fear of failure. I love "Champagne and Bullets" always have. Cheers for shining more like on this bloody ripper of a flick.
Only seen the trailer for this one. And yeah, this deserves to be part of the "so bad its good" hall of fame. Alongside other legendary bad movies like "Troll 2", "The Room", and the endless library of Neil Breen movies. In fact, this movie should be considered of "The Room" of Action Thrillers. Awesome review, now everybody do the Shimmy Slide!!!
I don't know if that said this before but the main reason why I love your channel so much is the number of strange and unusual movies that you review prove that some of the movies that I thought were a fever dream were actually real
Words can't explain how happy it makes me to see Weird Movies With Mark when Brandon shows the screenshot of other TH-cam reviews of this movie. I love it when my two favorite (Canadian) movie reviewers intersect.
Good Bad or Bad Bad is another great channel that riff on bad/cult films though they're American and not Canadian, lol. I suggest you watch their video on this film, it's hilarious and it's like an hour long which is great. They are around 200 episodes in, but each episode is usually between 55-75 minutes long (Which I love because they go a lot more in depth to the films they review compared to Brandon or Mark).
I honestly thought the movie would end with a smash cut to another karaoke scene. The wackiness of Cindy suddenly being alive escaped me at first because I had forgotten that they had a funeral for her, just like the director did.
Everybody do the shimmy slide!
You should cover this next time you're touring.
And I'll do the twist too. 😂👍
What? Since when do we, the legion of #BrandonTenold, take commands from Brandon Tenold? 🤣
25:47
Movie in a nutshell
*Give me $5 and I'll do whatever you want...*
... anything but "choco" games!
He goes to her funeral, buried the body. and she just appears in a hospital with a head wrap? Thats some good writing, a twist no one would see coming.
It was obviously a set-up to a zombie romance sequel that never happened.
@@Dendarang
Bullets and Champagne 2:
Zombie Bugaloo
😏😎
@@DendarangPerfect answer 😂
I'd have paid good money to see that happen to Rose of Noonvale in the Redwall novels.
Just like the "twist" in _Happy Birthday to Me._ Make it nonsensical enough and no one will see it coming.
Except in this case, the description of the movie on the VHS straight-up says there's a "surprise twist ending," so it's actually pretty easy to predict once you get past the climax and there's still been no twist.
Wings Hauser once directed AND starred in a movie where he plays a detective where he hunts a couple of serial killers. It's so ineptly made, it deserves to be seen at least once.
Name of the movie?
What's the title?
According to imdb there are multiple bad cop flicks he directed and starred in. Cold fire, living to die and the art of dying
@@JW666 After reading the plot synopses of the movies he directed it has to be *The Art of Dying (1991)*
@@racheledwards2352 ack, can't remember the name. But the serial killers ennacted horror movie scenes while killing their victims and he portrayed his own caracther (the detective) as the ultimate nice guy who only solves the case because the killers literally went straight to him.
Some people call it 'Champagne and Bullets', 'Road to Revenge' or 'GetEven' - William Smith and Wings Hauser call it 'Drinkin' Money.'
I first encountered this movie about three months ago in a Bad Movie Bible video on bad "egosploitation" vanity projects. With the singing, the Hamlet soliloquy, and everything else, they theorized that the movie was largely intended to be a massive audition tape. According to them, Wings Hauser's dialogue actually was almost entirely drunken adlibbing.
I saw it on RLM first. They did it on Best of the Worst years back.
@@Guardian978 Same, they're the Simpsons of bad movies, RLM did it first!.
@@scottneil1187 Tell me about it.
John De Hart looks like everyone's tired, out of shape uncle who just wants the weekend to come.
I love how the top review for this movie I immediately saw on IMDB was titled, "I almost went to the garage...started the car...and waited for sweet death." That's when you know the movie is a special little gem.
Maybe it's one of those crowds from Japan because when I was over in Japan when I was in the military,me and my friend's singed karaoke and we sounded horrible but the Japanese audience clapped anyway. Like they enjoyed our singing which was terrible.
This and Strike Commando are the peak of the “why the hell isn’t this an iconic so bad it’s good movie?” Pile
Pile being the key word.
This is on its way up to that.
Reb Brown for life, man.
Because it's just inept and boring.
Oh Wings Hausser was LEGIT drunk a lot on set. He did ad lib a lot and at one point starts wearing clothes like a huck finn cosplay he came up because of his characters name. Apparently he got so drunk he feel in love with the idea and no one could or would talk him out of it.
There should be more movies based around giving Wings Hausser all the alcohol he could handle and telling him, "Go nuts, buckaroo."
@@Matt421975 so Drunk history with Wings Hausser?
I dont know the stories i heard was that he was a fun drunk only sometimes he was very insulting and we are talking about black out, fall down, puking on co stars level of drunk. Like he started drinking the second day of shooting and didnt stop. I dont think you see it in this video but creates his own religion around Huck finn because his name is "huck Finny" and even dresses up like him and that was NOT in the original script. I cannot imagine he was great to be around on set for filming.
Good.
Does Brandon ever age? I've seen videos of his from 10 years ago and he looks exactly the same. Is he a vampire??
Vampire? It’s only been 10 years which isn’t a lot of time. Average person looks almost the same 10 years apart unless they’ve gone through something to change appearance.
@@KBWeeds Ohh, to be young and innocent again.
@@torstenwehnert8549 At 45, I can agree to that.
He's one of those other sun-avoiding ghouls; he's Canadian. 😉
It’s all that pure maple syrup and Molson.
"You've got enough dope to serve 30 years, Normad..."
Wings Hauser walks in. "Great, there's still some left. I thought I used it all this afternoon."
If "Vanity Project" had a label, this movie poster would be it.
I think The Room is still king.
@@scottneil1187 I think it got dethroned.
At least Tommy Wiseau didn't sing.
@@POLE7645 He should have. It would have elevated the whole assemble. Now we can only imagine what that would have been like. Just a sweet, unreachable dream...
When you said the theme song was one of the best in the movie, I went “nothing will ever beat The Shimmy Slide”
Wings Hauser wasn’t acting in a movie. They were just following and filming him in his daily life.
To see something like this, well, it cures my self esteem issues and reinvigorates my desire to start writing again. I mean, if this can get made, there must be hope for me!
The moral of the story is that literally anyone can made their own movie if they have enough money to throw around so nobody ask any questions (especially questioning their life choices). You dont even need to have the slight clue of what youre doing, as long as you have someone around who does (or at least has any idea whatsoever about it), then theres no need to worry about a thing. Talent may come later, if at all. What really matters is to be aware of how much of a amateur you are. If youre self-aware about it, chances are is not gonna end like this (which is not saying much, i know).
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...
“A group of thugs wander in from the living room”😂😂😂
The music is something truly special. Possibly the greatest singer-songwriter-actor yet featured on the show
Vanity- The Last Dragon
The way he blinks every time he shoots is hilarious.
This movie is your guaranteed ticket to erectile dysfunction
heh joke's on you; I already have erectile dysfunction.
Bfff 🤣🤣🤣
I've already got that. Wonder what else it'll do to me.
Just mentally block out the ugly old lech and you're fine.
Or block out the annoying naked women and get your mustachioed grand-DILF gerontophilia kink on. Whatever rocks your boat...
@@Pantheragem Concave Weiner???
😏😈😳🤯
its always fun when Brandon clearly enjoys the movie he is riffing.
I don't think I've ever seen a film where the whole thing is just the first act.
John De Hart has a stage presence that money just can't buy...because no one in their right mind would keep it in stock.
Aparently he had more than enough money to keep it himself in stock, otherwise i dont know how any copy of this movie wasnt buried deep underground to never see the light of day again.
"About to get Waco'ed"
Comedic genius
Even though this obviously so-bad-it's-good movie had already been covered by a number of cult movie review TH-camrs like RedLetterMedia and The Fanboy Flicks, I always wanted Brandon would give it his own opinion. And finally he did and I'm so happy!!!
You need to do "Werewolves on Wheels', a real "classic" from the 70s. It "stars" Barry McGuire, who sang the song "Eve of Destruction".
Between your video and Fanboyflick's, we definitely need a crossover between you two Canadian cult reviewers in the future
Fanboyflick is Canadian too?!
I thought the same thing
They are my fav two along with goodbadflicks
I thought I was the only one subscribed to both lol
Brandon is Canadian?
I admit the part where the girlfriend is somehow still alive despite having her funeral earlier broke my brain.
So did he bury her alive? There's questions and I'm worried about the answers.
Who knew embalming wasn't fatal.?
That huckleberry Finn rant was pure gold
You are a stronger man than I, sir. This movie must have taken an iron will to make it through.
I don't think I've ever seen Brandon so obviously holding back his laughter as during this review. I don't blame him. This killed me.
Shoutout to Good Bad or Bad Bad for also covering this movie last year. The more coverage this gets, the better the chance we get for this thing getting a cult status.
This movie is the definition of a "so bad, it's good", vanity project! I have never seen a more incompetently made movie EVER. I don't think Wings Hauser was actually cast in this. I think he was stumbling past, in a drunken stupor, saw that they had beer on set, just walked into shot, and, everyone was too scared to ask him to leave.
He looks TERRIFIED when he's singing!
😂😂😂
This movie has probably inspired Neil Breen to make his own films.
FACTS
Comparing Neil Breen to this is like comparing Scorcese to....well, something. Neil Breen is somehow way better, I'm saying.
@@davidpa9266no way, Breen is far worse
I love the "deer in headlights" look in his eyes while he's singing that god awful song.
I've seen a few reviews of this one, but I swear yours is the funniest. Great job!
I swear he doesn't blink through the entire song
This movie is a carnival ride: You must be at least as drunk as Wings Hauser to watch it.
I thought it'd end as a fever dream Wings had while in hospital.
If the whole movie was really just a dream Wings had while passed out on the couch, that would somehow make more sense.
@@TheBrandonTenold lol
Of all the TH-cam reviews of this one, Brandon hit a grand slam!
"Miller Lite And Alimony." Brandon, you absolute MADLAD.
William Smith was great in "Conan" and "Every Which Way You Can". Wonder how big a check he needed to be in this.
I thought he was great in the second Philo Beddoe movie. He had such stage presence, he almost eclipsed Clint Eastwood.
ALL the coke
Something interesting I did discover while watching this, is that there is some cast overlap with another similar kind of movie called "Shadow of the Dragon." Same actor playing the villain, and one of the leads from Shadow plays a henchman in this flick. "Shadow of the Dragon" came out first, so I have a feeling John DeHart might have known the crew behind Shadow and got them involved to make "Champagne and Bullets."
23:19 that guy doing a front flip after receiving the arrow , what a performance . Oscar material right there .
You always turn a sh*ty day into a better one. Thank you bro.!
But what if Brandon is secretly conspiring to make sure that the days when he has a video upload scheduled are shitty for you, just so his videos can then be seen as coming to the rescue! We cannot underestimate the depths of his cruel Canadian cunning!
@@RLanceHunter 100% still worth it🤣
You can tell he's a real hard ass tough guy from the way he blinks and flinches every time he fires his gun.
I thought it was going to end with a 4th sex scene. So, I guessed that Cindy was alive.
John De Hart, Neil Breen, Tommy Wiseau and James Nguyen should team up to make an anthology film and call it CRAPSHOW! One of your best videos-ever! De Hart looks like a deer in the headlights when he is singing that song-his eyes look terrifed, almost as much as the audience whlie listening to it!
The world would collapse in a black hole of ineptitude and boredom. Agreed with the deer in the headlights, he looks genuinely scared!.
🤣
Only Neil Breen would not get it's clearly satire and will legit act pissed if he's told as such
With a special appearance by Steven Seagal.
@@Chuck_ELWassau wouldn’t understand why everyone was cringing while DeHart was too drunk to care
I was trying to figure out what was bugging me about how he was holding the gun.... finally got it at the very end. He's not using his index finger to shoot. He's using his freakin middle finger...
Hey Brandon, congratulations on an impeccable choice of movie! I discovered this film several years ago on Jason Brant's channel and it has never quite left my brain since. I'm always up for another postmortem of it. In my opinion everybody should watch Champagne And Bullets once in their lives, it's a viewing experience like no other. The film seems to possess an indefinable X factor that raises it above the infinitely vast cess pool of the usual Z list movies. Whether it's John DeHart's unassailable and utterly misguided self-confidence in his wooden delivery or the innumerable and obvious filming gaffs I just find there is something that makes me feel warmly towards this film where I wouldn't towards Turkish Spiderman, say, or any Stephen Seagal film.
Oh fuck yes. I was hoping more people would see this movie and spread the word after Good Bad/Bad Bad put out an episode on it. This movie is wild and I love it
3:05 "about to get Waco'ed".
Ya know, for a Canadian, you speak pretty good Texan my friend.
An aggressive definition of the term Vanity Project.
After a shite week. This is the video I needed. It made me chuckle, so thank you sir.
So they somehow buried the girlfriend then dug her up and put her in the hospital without news reaching our “hero”. I just… Wow. 25:47 is the only reaction you can have to that.
The nuns resurrected her, and kept it a big secret because knew how much this vanity project meant to him
Hey Brandon, I've got a movie suggestion that I think is right up your alley. It's called *"Wild Man"* from 1989. The level of schlock is... impressive.
It's like that one soap opera that airs after all the good ones go off
Oh god it's Geteven!
De Hart is an action hero in the same way that Steven Seagal is a track runner.
but ironically more believable as one than Seagal
"Road to Revenge" is probably the better title considering how long it takes to get to the revenge.
Reminds me of the first Mad Max in that way.
Props for the Lethal Enforcer shoutout one of the best games ever!!
Better add this one to that list of "weird movies I saw on shows like this that I need to see for myself/own."
I was thinking 'they're not gonna resurrect her, right?'
When it did (sorta) happen, I had to laugh a bit too loudly :D
Thanks for another great video, Brandon!
It is the absolute purity of a vanity project with absolutely no self-awareness that makes this an absolute classic in the bad movie hall of fame. It's the reason you can't make a movie like this twice once you're aware of what you're trying to do is simply isn't possible. It's the equivalent of someone jumping head first into an empty pool. You know the outcome is going to be bad, probably really bad. But deep down you have to kinda respect the absolute insane balls (and of course a massive ego) it takes to even attempt something like this.
Damn, I thought Satan (Male or Female, whichever is funnier) would show up as the final boss in a terrible end fight scene, then Wings Hauser helps out with a Shotgun and Miller Lite as backup weapons. Boom, best shitty ending.
Jeff Jarrett's new movie looks great
I would LOVE to see Wings have a conversation with Gary Busey. I mean like....feature length.
William Smith’s character full name
Neitherhappy Normad
Man, good film or bad, William Smith had one of the most prolific careers an actor ever had! RIP Mr. Smith
Shimmy Slide is going to be stuck in my head (again).
I've been dying for this one! Thank you Mr. Tenold!
Speaking of RedLetterMedia actually, they have a pretty good name for this kind of movie I think
a Black T-Shirt movie
Black tanktop (aka "wifebeater")
@@NefariousKoel They don't just wear black tank tops though, it's t-shirts in general but they're all coloured black lol.
"Huckleberry Finn is beyond good and evil."
Schopenhauer, probably
I love the song replacement with the song from War of the Gargantuas.
John De Heart is amazing! - i also knew the movie and the director/actor just from the cartoon image haha he is so easy to spot.
3:09
"And if we don't find any dope, we'll just plant some!"
Provided that the ATF doesn't end up "accidentally" setting this guy's house on fire.
This was made in _1993_ , after all.
"A group of thugs wander in from the living room..." 🤣
That made me pause the video for a laugh break! 😆
Uncle Bob and his mail order bride 🤣🤣🤣
I love when actors blink and flinch while firing guns, and this is like the magnum opus of that trope
Nice to see the old Showbiz Pizza animatronic band recycled to do some musical numbers for this movie..
“Quit … got fired … what’s the difference!?” Erm … that’s a big difference 😂
“Samir Na… Naga… Na… Not gonna work here anymore…”
I LOVE this movie. When I was looking to get a physical copy to add to my collection however, I was struck with sticker-shock (a used copy can even be staggeringly expensive). This film needs a wide release for the masses to enjoy!
24:28 I was waiting for the Time Crisis soundtrack to start playing.
*"ACTION!"*
I'd like to thank you for what you do. Because of the things I've learned from you (and several other TH-camrs) about films and special effects, I landed a dream side gig building sets and practical special effects for a low budget film. Thanks for spreading knowledge in an entertaining fashion.
I like how she nonchalantly told the other lady a story about her involvement in killing a baby, like it was just a small part of her time with the Satanist.
I recognized that mustache from the art cover immediately. I've seen this movie referenced so many times. Red Letter was one and fanboy flicks. This boomer guy who was already over the hill thought he was way cooler than he actually was.
'' Now that we established that we all love Satan, let's get drunk & listen to Mercyful Fate!"
You know what? I'm in for it! 🤘
P.S. If you insist, I'm O.K. with Celtic Frost.
It's perfectly possible to be scientifically-motivated atheist and still love Mercyful Fate.
Not that I am one, you understand. I'm just saying.
Oh, and Celtic Frost suck donkey balls so . . .
Unless it's that Mexican Radio cover. Jesus
Thank you Brandon for saying Celtic Frost correctly...I mean...I can't thank you enough.
I'm not complaining but this is like the 10th TH-cam review I've seen for this movie. Either I'm subscribed to too many of these types of channels or the world is running out of bad movies to cover.
I'm actually glad you said that last shiz. He phuking did it Bro! I cant get over my fear of failure. I love "Champagne and Bullets" always have. Cheers for shining more like on this bloody ripper of a flick.
Props for leaving those shots of gratuitous 90's thong clad butts in bro. It's one of the high points for movies like this for me
Only seen the trailer for this one. And yeah, this deserves to be part of the "so bad its good" hall of fame. Alongside other legendary bad movies like "Troll 2", "The Room", and the endless library of Neil Breen movies. In fact, this movie should be considered of "The Room" of Action Thrillers. Awesome review, now everybody do the Shimmy Slide!!!
This is a damn gem.
Damn, didn't expect Brandon to name-drop Celtic Frost in a So Bad It's Good movie review about devil worshippers, champagne, and bullets, apparently.
I don't know if that said this before but the main reason why I love your channel so much is the number of strange and unusual movies that you review prove that some of the movies that I thought were a fever dream were actually real
I was waiting for Brandon to do this one!
1:44 love how modern looking the poster is
Words can't explain how happy it makes me to see Weird Movies With Mark when Brandon shows the screenshot of other TH-cam reviews of this movie. I love it when my two favorite (Canadian) movie reviewers intersect.
Good Bad or Bad Bad is another great channel that riff on bad/cult films though they're American and not Canadian, lol. I suggest you watch their video on this film, it's hilarious and it's like an hour long which is great. They are around 200 episodes in, but each episode is usually between 55-75 minutes long (Which I love because they go a lot more in depth to the films they review compared to Brandon or Mark).
20:20 is it like watching Wings Hauser being slowly possessed by the spirit of Dennis Hopper.
I honestly thought the movie would end with a smash cut to another karaoke scene. The wackiness of Cindy suddenly being alive escaped me at first because I had forgotten that they had a funeral for her, just like the director did.
16:28 Hahaha great...."Please don't go back to this scene...I totaly agree upon the sounddesign..."
It's like if Tommy Wisseau switched brains with Jeff Foxworthy and he decided to make a crime thriller!