and Kronii makes an amazing Metaphor [Hololive / Kronii Nerissa]
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#kronii #ourokronii #nerissa #hololive #hololiveenglish #hololiveen #vtuber
"¿Quieres?"
"No balls for you."
😢 ay carumba
💀💀💀
Me caigo de la risa 😂
If Kronii asks me '¿quieres?' the only answer is YES
Yes I want u koroniii!
And that's how I lose "mis bolas" gentlemen's
Oh my god! Bolitas tristes...
@@kaokolanoooooo!!! Mi bolaaaaaa...
Lmao broo😂😂
"Gentlemen" is already plural. You need to remove 's
@@UltraPerfectHatred stop it gentlemens is sillier
Noted, dont pee on narrisa's floor
She might take exception to that.
Yeah pee somewhere decent. Like her mouth.
I'm gonna be honest I feel like I knew that already
DAMN IT
I wont obey
Kronii always makes so much sense in the worst ways.
That's the Eldritch Logic that broke poor Vesper.
Kronii understands the horror that is Mumei and can explain similar cursed things
Kronii lives a life high above us mere clocks
Op do you know the name of the artist for your profile picture?
@@OhWakerwho’s that in your profile picture?
Little man : "Que?"
"Eu não te entendo, Nerissa 😥" - Little Man, probably.
"so"
- probably not Nerissa
@@inquebravel1570 thats not spanish
Como é amigo?
Cómo?
Quieres? *loses ball privileges*
You can't fault Kronii for that Analogy when the cat is named little "man"
The unfortunate part of that is since he already started spraying getting him clipped might not stop him from continuing to spray. Found that out the hard way with an old family cat
You have to remove ever last vestige of cat piss, probably tear up carpets if that's where he was doing it. They like to go back to where they've done it previously
B-but pee is stored in the balls!
/jk
Dude same thing happened with my cat, he is still spraying everywhere..
your ball privileges are revoked
wait wha-
"Little man if you pee on the floor one more time you're loosing your ball's" the countless times ive heard that and guess what i still have.
Not your balls unfortunately, but you can still pee on the floor
"I cast 'NO BALLS!'"
* _Sad testicle noises_ *
La conversación mas normal de Holo EN:
Nota para los hispanos: si un anglosajón te dice "¿quieres?"; corre por tus bolas
Oh no hermano
POR FAVOR SEÑORITA KRONII NO ME QUITE MIS JOYAS DE LA FAMILIA!!
Kronii: Quieres... QUE TE LAS QUITE!?
*claps* good references you too, perfect performance 10/10 lol
You know its messed up when Kronii is the reasonable one
"Ouch", legs crossed quickly.
Kronii: vamos a remover tus bolas
Yo: 😢
Very true Kronii
Cat: "I'm gonna piss everywhere."
Nerissa: "Do it, no balls."
?quieres?
Based on Kronii's idea:
Spanish cat: "¿Quieres?"
Also spanish cat: "AHHH MIS BOLAS"
At this point pressure washer simulator should be a official podcast for kronii
Should have given Okayu a call
You de-ball them cause that's where the pee is stored.
Trying to get ball empathy from women is an uphill battle.
It sounds like a massive ballache.
Women are almost uncapable of empathy...unless they are talking about other women
Yup, so don't show empathy for their little period cramps & leaky bladders.
They are women. Empathy is not their thing.
The irony of a man enjoying vtuber content made by women and saying callous sh*t like this isn't lost on anyone. Op was making a joke, YOU on the other hand are being an incel@@Empyrean_Enigma
nerissa voice so crisp
"I've meowed at him many times"
Little man:what?? 🤣
This stream… 30 minutes of them talking about deballing people. Felt like a fever dream
Pee to show dominance.
* Lose Balls *
Quieres?
"Quieres ? ....... No balls for you"
Really sounds like a punchline
Lmao
Kronii is a comedian the delivery 😂
When she said ¿Quieres? I imagined some one give you mary
I can't get over how similar they sound
The speech patterns can be similar for Canadians and Midwestern US in English.
Kronii can do anything to me after that "quieres?"
Bob Barker would be proud.
"Where are my testicles, Rissa?" -Noballs, formerly known as Little Man
Nerissa be like: "Tusk act 4, twist his balls!"
Nerissa to Little man: You yee your last haw little man.
Little man:Pozole
and then...penitente
Reminds me of the part in Stroker & Hoop when the mechanic is leading two mobsters to Stroker & Hoop without realizing they're mobsters & once they're almost there, they start speaking Spanish about how they won't need him anymore soon & laughing about how they're gonna chop his balls off & kill him.
And then he says in Spanish "I wish I didn't know Spanish."
poor lil man D:
I hate it when Kronii makes these analogies because she is on point 😂
No mas bolas, solo dolor
This clip kills me
Finally somone gets it.
Just listening it eye close giving me nightmares 😅
It is very annoying, my parents had a cat that’s too old to fix and he’s spraying in the house everyday.
A Spanish person would still understand hand signals through.
So pee is stored in the balls?
And proceeded in the thighpads.
¿Quieres?
They Gato go jajajaa.
Nerissa basically just randomly said:"taco burrito ra sala el alga tostador rata repisa nevera" and expected the cat to understand that he must not pee on the floor or his balls will get cut off.
I was expecting kronii to say "Bolas no more" it could be funny as fuck
Quieres ☹️
Golly I didnt tealize how massive Krnii's eyes truly were. Like damn.
An actually funny joke by kronii
my mind immidiately thought after Kronii asked do you speak panish?, whoever moves first ...
Hector Salamanca moment
I need to see your bols.
As a LATAM Man, that "quieres" turns me the fuck on
And imagine you just "Ja Ja Ja" it too on top of it. Because we dont know if Nerissa said what she thinks she said in Meow Meow
Well.... Little man at last is inmune to testicular torsion 😢
The ball snatcher back at it again
Hey language not only speak but also gesture and volume
Speak loud when you feeling angry
It's like two clones talking to each other
Blue energy at its peak 💙
what a combo!
Recordatorio de siempre preguntar las costumbres en casa ajena no vayas a descubrir que dejar la tapa arriba significa
*Losing your Balls Priviledges*
Meme-ed this with "to the walls to the windows, till pee runs down these balls"
Kronii calling out Nerissa on the ball privilege removal XD
Comparing a Spanish guy to a cat is the messed up part, sasuga kronii😭😭😭
Kronii makes a good point
If you don't stop peeing on the floor, you'll get deported
Cat: Por que?!
Little man became the little boy 😢😢
Quieres? 🚬🤏🏻
"Quires¿"
*Snip*
She has a point.
"Do you speak Spanish?"
*Baby, you got somethin' in your nose*
From what I’ve heard neutering has positive effects on cat’s life expectancy and health, so it’s weird why he wasn’t de-balled sooner
De-balled
How does losing its balls will fix that
they spread their scent, cutting off reproductive hormones changes the smell to being infertile so they're less likely to want to do it anymore
As a pet herself, Kronii sympathises with the cat.
Kronii: Q U I E R E S ?
Le me: ay ay ay! Mis bolitas tristes!
Lmfao 😂 fucking love Kronii
Missed opportunity for "baby there is sth in your nooooose"
i love how perfect that quieres was lmao
If i close my eyes sounds like one person talking to themselves 😂
Trueing
The cats were about to make a little baby
He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the halls, that's why they sent him to the vet to cut of both his ba-
The funny thing is this wont do anything to stop him from peeing on the floor, at all.
casually talking about de-balling a hypothetical Spanish man, yep that's my oshi
Kronii out here defending our balls
Nerissa deballing her cat despite her personally experiencing breeding urge
Not the Spanish guy's house. He should understand her not the other way around xD
Nerissa should've invited over Biboo, she'd have told Little Man all about what'd happen to deez nuts.
"Balls go bye-bye" 😂
"balls go Adios"
Well in the words of a certain blue goober shark... "Pee is store in the balls."
Little man got Beeboo taxed
i like to think animals like to pick and choose what they want to understand cause my dog doesn't understand much but the moment he hears "where are we going" he rushes towards the door
They don't pick and choose, he only understands bc he's learned what happens when you say it. You might not speak spanish but if you hear a word enough you might learn what it means.
@@azechase6597 i think you missed the mark of my silly little comment it wasnt supposed to be taken literally it was a silly little comment cause I'm a silly lil guy 😂
"hears"?
@@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct minor spelling mistake that i didnt even notice thanks lol
LMFAO