I’m grateful we live in a time when Marvel took control of their own films and then got bought by Disney. Chris Evans, not so much. He can kiss this dinosaur’s ass.
@@charlirenner193 To be fair unless it's batman, super hero's are hard to translate well in live action back then. In 2011 that's when technology has improved.
They were awesome!!! Loved the action scenes in them. I'm now kicking myself in the ass for not seeing _Winter_ _Soldier_ in cinemas. Time machine, please?!
I once said that too. Evans as Cap looked *_badass_*. Looked like someone I wouldn't want to f*ck with. I loved the Cap/SHIELD style suit in _Winter_ _Soldier_.
@@bromodragone8405 yeah, but that was before superhero movies were taken seriously and/or took themselves seriously, you could argue Sam Raimi's Spider-Man was the first to show superhero movies could be good . . . and then he made Spider-man 3.
*Landlord* :"Time to pay you're rent Captain America." *Captain America* : "Can you pull over? I think I'm going to be sick." *Landlord* : "Ok 1: Were not in a car. and 2: I'm not falling for that shit."
21 Years Later, Captain America: The First Avenger, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and Captain America: Civil War came in. And proved that you can make Captain America awesome again.
Funny how J.D Salinger, author of one of the most famous books ever, the catcher in the Rye, son Matt stars as Cap in this film. Times must've been tough to agree to wear that suit.
That’s actually why I came back to this review, I just learned it and couldn’t remember if he made a joke about it or not. I guess it’d be a bit too highbrow for us? XD
After re-watching this few times, to be fair, Red Skull was gonna slice Captain America's hand, but he reacted in time and pulled Red Skull's hand a little so he ended up cutting himself. About why not to just kill CA with the knife...I don't really question it, Red Skull is more like 90's cheese villain and to me, it's much cooler to kill CA by shooting him to DC.
@@IppoX90 Exactly, he could’ve just stabbed Steve and be done with it! And hell what exactly was Steve’s plan? Hang onto to Red Skull but than what next dipshit, they’re just gonna cancel everything and untie you?? I love and really hate this movie at the same time, just for how so bad it’s kinda good.
Wait, that's where that psych Hitler came from??? I've heard the psych Hitler from a bunch of people I had no idea it originated from the nostalgia critic!
In an online interview with the Planet Origo website, director Albert Pyun talked about his experience with this film. He said that it was shelved for two years because "it wasn't the movie the studio wanted, plus the producing studio was undergoing financial issues." He also said the most challenging part about shooting the film was that they lacked proper funding. Pyun recalled, "It's pretty difficult to make a film when there were times we actually had no money in the bank."
MforZorro | Movesets He tried, but the Captain pulled Red Skull's hand forward so he'll cut his own instead. Had to rewind to comprehend that's what actually happening...
Luke Lemire I'm sure there's a pseudo Iron Man movie that had been made somewhere, don't remember the actual name of this pile of crap but it looked like a flick made in the eighties with no budget whatsoever.😎
according to cap co-creator jack kirby, this was the first movie to have his and co-creator joe simon's name on it after years of being bullshited by marvel lawyers. but when he attended the premiere, he called the movie a stinker b-picture and his complaints included red skull being Italian instead of a germany nazi and cap hiding his costume under a trench coat for most of the film. he apparently wanted his name removed from the film afterwards
*Trivia* *Fact:* This movie's studio Carolco had actually once owned the film rights to Spider-Man in the late-80s/early-90s, and tried numerous attempts to make a film out of it, ranging directors from Joseph Zito (_F13:_ _Final_ _Chapter_) to James Cameron.
Wow.. I'm German.. I did *not* understand a *word* of what the Germans say^^ I cannot make out what they're saying and it's not what it says in the subtitles... I can teach anyone of you in 5 min how to pronounce 2 sentences and you'll do a better job. Those were Americans with no knowledge of the language whatsoever :D It's like in that Bond movie that takes place in munich with the BMW. Bond speaks 2 sentences of German and English viewers were like: wow, the actor speaks German so well. And we Germans (in the original version obviously) *could not understand a word* so bad was it. Not an accent, no! You couldn't make out a word. He had no instructions how to pronounce a thing, he just guessed^^ Same in this movie.
the telekinetic rock Oh I don't give a damn if anybody gets german or german culture right man^^ like not at all ;D all fine dude... but I wantes to point out how very little work went into this movie, when they don't even bother to either get German actors or *at least* someone who had German in school or... at least *heard* the language^^ I mean I hear fractured German eevry day and I understand anything however "shitty" you pronounce it.. but this is random Germanish-speak and I picked up 2 words, not a string of words and certainly nothing that makes sense^^ It's just overall so very poorly done o.O like schoolplay bad.
+john gleason Chris Evans did an AWESOME job as the Captain :). And from what I've seen in his movies, he's rarely played a bad guy(if ever), and always seems like a boy scout type good guy. Even in Street Kings he was a good guy trying to do the right thing. He just seems like a really cool guy you could count on(I haven't seen Snowpiercer yet).
"He may not be Superman..." How do they even know that reference?! He's from a different comic universe & was only known in their world after the dimensional rift-caused crossover 70-ish years later!
superman was still a semi popular comic during the 40's, making a nod towards a comic book character who was popular even then in a comic book movie probably sounded amazing at the time
This, along with Ang Lee's Hulk, Ben Affleck as Daredevil and the Reb Brown Captain America TV movies, just shows that Marvel Studios can take any of their properties which were subject to poor execution, and make them viable again. Fingers crossed that the Fantastic Four follow suit eventually...
Actually, I consider 2003's Daredevil to be unfairly overhated. I thought it was a damn good movie made even better by it's director's cut. The rest................... yeah, they're pretty freakin' stupid.
@@rclark777 *_"It's a great psychological exploration of Hulk"_* Doesn't excuse it from being pretentiously boring as all hell. Talk shit about the MCU Hulk all you want, but at least we got to see Hulk do the things audiences expect to see Hulk do and be a generally entertaining character overall.
This video was originally made 2 years before the first Avenger came out. I wonder what Doug thought if and when he saw this movie and saw Captain America become a household name.
Old verses New. Captain America (1990) vs Captain America (2011) (Just so shits and giggles). Or the avengers (1998) vs The Avengers (2012). Again, for shits and giggles
The problem is that 1998s the avengers has absolutely nothing to do with the Marvel universe. So comparing it to 2012s The Avengers wouldn't make any sense.
"Listen, Tony, I don't know why I had to go this far back. I mean, I wasn't exactly in my prime in the 90's..." "...oh you gotta be shitting me." (The 1990 Captain America stands in front of the current Captain America.) "Are you one of Hydra's experiments? Another Super Soldier wearing my getup to make people think I'm evil?" (Modern CA groans and facepalms.) "Jesus Christ, was I _really_ like this in the 90's? There is no way I was grandiose as all hell like---WHOA!" (Modern CA is cut off as 90's CA throws his shield at his future self, almost hitting him!) "Go back to Red Skull, you." "Alright, I can see that trying to explain to you that I hate Red Skull as much as you do will be pointless, so take this." (Modern CA swings his shield at 90's CA, who sucessfully blocks it. Both of them then have a shield-fight, but after Modern CA hits 90's CA's shield a couple of times, it breaks!) "Huh. My shield wasn't Vibranium back then." "Wait...what? What do you mean Vibranium?" "Vibranium is the strongest material on Earth. It means that I can do this all day. (90's Cap jumps to his feet, realizing that this must be his future self. He holds up his hands, and his future self stops in his tracks.) "Are you...me? From the future?" "Yeah. But I can't tell you any future events, it'll screw up the timeline in more ways than both of us can count." "Can you at least tell me if my old pal, Bucky, is still out there?" "That, I can do. He's alive, but I wouldn't start searching for him until you're a bit older, kid." (90's CA sees a glimmer, and Hydra soldiers start to go toward it. He throws both halves of his shield at them, knocking them out cold.) "Wow. Nice." "You're looking for something, right?" "Yeah. _(goes toward rock, picks it up)_ It's an Infinity Stone. No way..." "I think I've heard of those...But I thought they...and that "Thanos" guy...were just folk legends." "Trust me, kid. You'll see they aren't."
Called Captain America Starts in Italy I already hate it. But at least they made another movie years later and thankfully, it's a million times better. It's still kinda silly sometimes, but it also has a lot more dignity, better special effects, a better suit, better German, and a better Steve Rogers
What's hilarious is that the better loved Captain America starts in Norway! But that serves a reason: to explain why the Nazis had all that fancy equipment. And Winter Soldier also involved the assassinations of JFK and Martin Luther King.
10:13, weak !! Your calling the man who was frozen in ice for the last few decades and then had the strength to just break through the ice and just walk off like nothing happened WEAK ?!?
I saw this movie a few days ago and I didn’t think it was bad, mainly because I am a fan of older versions of captain America. For example : this movie and the two captain America movies from the 1970s.
7:10 for someone twice as intelligent as a human being and strong enough to cut a super soldier arm with one swing Red Skull is also very stupid in this movie, i mean seriously: couldn't he had cut off CAPTAIN AMERICA'S ARM instead of his?
My dad told me this movie sucked, I watched it that day and thought it was garbage. But when I saw it as a kid I thought it wasn't half bad but now I can actually listen to the story.
I would say OK to amazing, because the 90's was when Marvel vs Capcom was born. Fuck, Marvel vs Capcom is so good that as soon as Disney realized no one gives a shit about Disney Infinity, the first thing they did was give Capcom the rights to rerelease Marvel vs Capcom 3 and make a new game. This happened almost immediately, by the way, which makes me wonder why they didn't resign the contract back in 2013
Uuuuh... The V-1 has an operational distance of 150 miles... They could hardly reach the UK, let alone D.C. or Alaska! The most unrealistic part was the fact that it was on target of course ;)
I know I am being REALLY nitpicky but Red Skull was a German not Italian, and the Super Soldier Serum he obtained would be from a cloned body of Captain America years later, not when he was a child. Look, I know it is incredibly sad that I know this, but I can't help it.
Axel Quatripolar actually Sam Jackson's portrayal is comic accurate since many elements of the movie universe were taken from the ultimate comics version.
Axel Quatripolar I never said anything about the old movies. I was just pointing out that the version in the mcu was based off of the ultimate version. And I don't have a problem with adaptations changing things as long as they are changes for the better.
This was the first review i watched of Nostalgia critic and I have been a huge fan since then. My cousins showed me this a few years ago becouse they thought it was funny, mostly the Syke Hitler...
I saw this one for the curious of it and after I was done, I asked myself: "What the hell was I watching?" or "Why did I watched it?". I'm glad they got it right in Captain America The First Avenger and they been awesome ever since.
I watched this film when I was a kid in the 90's. It's funny watching folks complain about MCU films and TV shows now, when THIS is what I had to put up with as a Marvel fan who wanted to watch a superhero film back then.
It wasn't all bad don't forget The Punisher with Dolph Lundgren came out in 89 and that was a pretty neat film and don't forget the batman and superman films although not Superman 4 and Batman and Robin but the others were good there were a few superhero films that were great back then also Blade came out in 98!
6:24 Okay, so let’s do the math here: assuming Red Skull was twelve in 1936 when he was taken from his family and experimented on, that would mean that he was nineteen when he first went up against Captain America in 1943. Then that would make Red Skull sixty-six in the movie’s present day (1990).
You still have to imagine what if the 90s captainAmerica teamed up with wolverine from the x-men movies,spider-man from the spider-man trilogy, blade from the blade trilogy,hulk from that god awful 2003 hulk movie, dare devil from that dare devil movie,Elektra from that Elektra movie and Nick Fury from the Nick Fury movie in an avengers movie
I was turning 10, it was my biggest birthday party, and because we were all into Marvel Comics, it seemed like a great idea to get one of the only Marvel movies to watch... well, everyone left, and it was my only big birthday party ever. Thanks Captain America, you ruined my life!
Dear Critic, please review the Fantastic Four movie that came out in the 80's (?). The few clips I've seen it's absolutely hysterical. Dr. Doom's performance with these elaborate gestures evoked side-splittling howls of laughter. Ben Grimm looks like an orange turd. The final image of Rick Reed's arm waving out of a limo's sun roof and one can just image the crew member waving this horrible prop back and forth inside the limo. I imagine you get a shit-ton of requests but consider that masterpiece of shittiness.
Sorry, but that Corman version is better than the newer ones.....maybe not the tricks, but the rest is better (and by the way: Doom always had a dramatic speech syndrome, also in the comics)
I saw this movie at a family sleepover when i was 6 years old and the opening inside-out skin rat Red Skull experiment scene scared THE FUCKING SHIT outta me! it was seriously burned into my fragile child psyche and is the one single thing I can remember having the most nightmares about throughout my childhood (there was also an episode of Dragnet I saw when I was 8 that convinced me the was a bomb in our toilet for about a year, but this is about Captain America) There where some pretty horrific flashbacks and waves of pure terror the first time I watched a review online for this movie
Okay, I'll try to decipher what he says at 1:19. Auf eine Art und Weise werden durch eine (I have no idea what the next word is)... Wie sie sehen werden ist zwei (Band?)... It's weird, not only does he have a weird accent and that one word is completly indecipherable, he just stops talking. He doesn't finish his sentences, they just stop.
I figured the second sentence out! He says Wie sehen werden ist zwei mal klug. Which means, As you will see is two times smart. With exactly that grammar.
Ironic how at the time, DC was making great movies and Marvel was copying them, now Marvel is making Masterpieces and DC is trying to copy them. I’m realizing a pattern one makes great art and the other tries to copy it.
@@Sparrows1121 Really now? Most works of fiction that include any sort of fantastical elements could be called "goofy and silly" when contrasted to the real world but that doesn't mean you can't get drama and good stories out of them. Also, this ain't the 60s, grandpa. The superhero genra has indulged in dark and gritty shit so much that the latter itself has become mocked and satirized to hell and back XD Piss off, you myopic fucktard XD
Lol I actually do wonder why they didn't use someone like Chuck Norris to play an American hero. I mean when you think of the phrase "American hero", don't you think of retro action movie characters that portrayed badassery?
I can definitely see Chuck Norris pull off a badass Captain America considering that’s he’s an actual trained martial artist, has the attitude of the superhero plus his character of Walker from the Walker Texas ranger show is almost like that without the superhero part.
NC: Captain America is the lamest superhero ever!
Chris Evans: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Old vs. New: Captain America (1990) vs. Captain America: the First Avenger (2011)
Latter is automatic win
The new doesnt have captain america stealing cars though :/
Zeina107 Uhm... Good? XD
+potitishogun2961997 No shit!
+L. T C. LANGUAGE
Arsya Utomo That joke wasn't funny in the movie and isn't funny here
And then a much better Captian America movie is made.. and this one is forgotten. Forever.
+The Opinionated Nut LOL, i love how he steals the guys truck, thatd be funny if the actor was improvising and they diddnt edit it out
+Nizati What about the sequel to this one?
***** I think.. I remember there being one with a hang gliding motorcycle or something ( saw it on syfy)
***** so I was wrong...good to know that there is order in the universe
+OldManBlob This is the 1990 film. The 1979 film was the one with the sequel.
Watching this actually makes me grateful that we live in a time of Chris Evans played Captain America
Show of hands, who else: *Own hand raised*
Arent you glad this wasnt the script offered to chris evans? lol
@@captainmeow2771 fr my guy
I’m grateful we live in a time when Marvel took control of their own films and then got bought by Disney. Chris Evans, not so much. He can kiss this dinosaur’s ass.
@@charlirenner193 To be fair unless it's batman, super hero's are hard to translate well in live action back then. In 2011 that's when technology has improved.
Thankfully, First Avenger, Winter Soldier and Civil War come along and made Captain America awesome again.
I agree.
God bless the Russos (in spanish sounds like "russians")
Make Captain America great again.
They were awesome!!! Loved the action scenes in them. I'm now kicking myself in the ass for not seeing _Winter_ _Soldier_ in cinemas. Time machine, please?!
First Avenger was boring, though.
"OK, whatever, after Red Skull becomes Numbskull..."
You won't believe how much I laugh at that part. 🤣
You know who else looks awesome in a captain america suit.......Chris Evans......CHRIS EVANS!!!!!!!!
I once said that too. Evans as Cap looked *_badass_*. Looked like someone I wouldn't want to f*ck with. I loved the Cap/SHIELD style suit in _Winter_ _Soldier_.
They had to CG his body to be smaller before the transformation...
Well to be fair, he did look pretty silly in The Avengers. Luckily they stuck with the suit from The Winter Soldier in the following movies.
I'd argue he looks more badass than Chuck Norris would
But before that Johnny Storm, The Human Torch.
The most ridiculous part was that Red Skull had an Italian accent instead of a German accent!
Well, he was born in Italy according to this movie. That doesn't change the fact that he lived in Germany for more than fifty years...
Mama mia
Not to mention he only had a red skull at the beginning! Why change it?!
@@ryanangelastro504 It's like a reverse MCU...
Well…I don’t wanna be that guy but the Italians were on the Germans side during WWII…also Mussolini
*Captain America* has a pistol
*Captain 'Merica* has a double barrel shotgun
Cap 'Murica has an M16
CAP MMMUUURRRRIIIIIICCCCCAAAA HAS A NUKE
Bruce Campbell?
@@Dots321 he is gonna ride that Nuke while waving a cowboy hat in the air
Kaptn’Mrka has a vaguely gun-like thing called “kaboomer” that he cobbled together from oil drums, soda cans and weed.
2:54 Wait, Superman gets mentioned in a Marvel movie and u just skip over that? :D
Wasn't he referenced in Spider-Man 2?
14:10 He uses the Superman's theme here , so he wasn't completely oblivious.
@@handsomebrick yes. You're not Superman, you know.
@@handsomebrick
He was mentioned in Spider-man 1.
@@bromodragone8405 yeah, but that was before superhero movies were taken seriously and/or took themselves seriously, you could argue Sam Raimi's Spider-Man was the first to show superhero movies could be good . . . and then he made Spider-man 3.
*Landlord* :"Time to pay you're rent Captain America." *Captain America* : "Can you pull over? I think I'm going to be sick." *Landlord* : "Ok 1: Were not in a car. and 2: I'm not falling for that shit."
*Captain American pukes on Landlords shoes*
Landlord: “Yeah your ass is getting evicted.”
P.S. Six years later but just wanted to do that.
This was two years before The First Avenger, 5 years before The Winter Soldier so I'll say it anyway…HAIL HYDRA!
+Scott Sandler 1990?
Silvis Moon No the review
oh ok
+Scott Sandler (or if you saw the Honest trailer of Captain America 2) Hail Hard Drive!
Yeah I suck at humor
And 7 years before Civil War.
Man did the Cap up his quality with time...
21 Years Later, Captain America: The First Avenger, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and Captain America: Civil War came in. And proved that you can make Captain America awesome again.
I wish the would’ve made Arnim Zola awesome. A very unique later creation by Jack Kirby we never got to see on the big screen.
Marvel Studios... thank you for saving Captain America by giving us something good and enjoyable.
Funny how J.D Salinger, author of one of the most famous books ever, the catcher in the Rye, son Matt stars as Cap in this film. Times must've been tough to agree to wear that suit.
Guess royalty checks only stretch so far! Lol.
That’s actually why I came back to this review, I just learned it and couldn’t remember if he made a joke about it or not. I guess it’d be a bit too highbrow for us? XD
Why didn't he just cut off Captain America's hand instead of his own?
+Caleb Hu oh no natzis let me throw my frisbee of justice!🏃🏼
After re-watching this few times, to be fair, Red Skull was gonna slice Captain America's hand, but he reacted in time and pulled Red Skull's hand a little so he ended up cutting himself. About why not to just kill CA with the knife...I don't really question it, Red Skull is more like 90's cheese villain and to me, it's much cooler to kill CA by shooting him to DC.
Nizama the question is, WHY did you watch this more than once?!
Because Red Skull is a numbskull
@@IppoX90 Exactly, he could’ve just stabbed Steve and be done with it! And hell what exactly was Steve’s plan? Hang onto to Red Skull but than what next dipshit, they’re just gonna cancel everything and untie you?? I love and really hate this movie at the same time, just for how so bad it’s kinda good.
Wait, that's where that psych Hitler came from??? I've heard the psych Hitler from a bunch of people I had no idea it originated from the nostalgia critic!
In an online interview with the Planet Origo website, director Albert Pyun talked about his experience with this film. He said that it was shelved for two years because "it wasn't the movie the studio wanted, plus the producing studio was undergoing financial issues." He also said the most challenging part about shooting the film was that they lacked proper funding. Pyun recalled, "It's pretty difficult to make a film when there were times we actually had no money in the bank."
You really have to appreciate the final product. Definitely a labor of love.
Why didn't Red Skull stab away at Cpt Americas hand tho?!
MforZorro | Movesets He tried, but the Captain pulled Red Skull's hand forward so he'll cut his own instead. Had to rewind to comprehend that's what actually happening...
I thought when critics said that red skull was the first that was experiment... I thought it was that rat... turned red skull... ... ...
Crazykrew616 true
@@somerandolad to be fair they did kidnap Italian kid at the start so at least it follows the logic of the movie.
@zSpirall
Then who did you think the boy was?
16:30 Holy shit I think those ears are glued onto the costume
Could you pull the car over I think I'm gonna be sick
They are. That's what should be making Captain America sick.
WHY?!
Nice one bruv...
I can't believe he never pointed that out anywhere in the video.
If this is bad, imagine if Iron Man came out in the 80's or 90's!
Luke Lemire I'm sure there's a pseudo Iron Man movie that had been made somewhere, don't remember the actual name of this pile of crap but it looked like a flick made in the eighties with no budget whatsoever.😎
Exo-Man, 1978, and it was an unsold TV pilot not a movie, and there was a psudo Iron Man movie in 1997...it was called Steel...nuff said
HEY!...Robocop wasn't that bad...
@@snakes3425 steel was not iron man, it was an actual DC property named steel
They almost made a Spider-Man movie for the same year.
according to cap co-creator jack kirby,
this was the first movie to have his and co-creator joe simon's name on it after years of being bullshited by marvel lawyers.
but when he attended the premiere, he called the movie a stinker b-picture and his complaints included red skull being Italian instead of a germany nazi and cap hiding his costume under a trench coat for most of the film. he apparently wanted his name removed from the film afterwards
Who can blame him.
*Trivia* *Fact:* This movie's studio Carolco had actually once owned the film rights to Spider-Man in the late-80s/early-90s, and tried numerous attempts to make a film out of it, ranging directors from Joseph Zito (_F13:_ _Final_ _Chapter_) to James Cameron.
George Bean' do you mean Cannon Films?
Oh my god tho, Imagine the film that could've been if James Cameron got the final film instead of Raimi
@@romdan7136pretty sure there’s a script of it out there somewhere and it’s ridiculous lol
Wow.. I'm German.. I did *not* understand a *word* of what the Germans say^^ I cannot make out what they're saying and it's not what it says in the subtitles... I can teach anyone of you in 5 min how to pronounce 2 sentences and you'll do a better job. Those were Americans with no knowledge of the language whatsoever :D It's like in that Bond movie that takes place in munich with the BMW. Bond speaks 2 sentences of German and English viewers were like: wow, the actor speaks German so well. And we Germans (in the original version obviously) *could not understand a word* so bad was it. Not an accent, no! You couldn't make out a word. He had no instructions how to pronounce a thing, he just guessed^^ Same in this movie.
Calm down. I think your getting a little defensive.
the telekinetic rock
Oh I don't give a damn if anybody gets german or german culture right man^^ like not at all ;D all fine dude... but I wantes to point out how very little work went into this movie, when they don't even bother to either get German actors or *at least* someone who had German in school or... at least *heard* the language^^ I mean I hear fractured German eevry day and I understand anything however "shitty" you pronounce it.. but this is random Germanish-speak and I picked up 2 words, not a string of words and certainly nothing that makes sense^^
It's just overall so very poorly done o.O like schoolplay bad.
Awkward Alan well you kinda dragged on
the telekinetic rock
didn't say a word more than necessary to make a point.
Awkward Alan whatevs auf wiedersehen
Does this make anyone love Chris Evans even more?
Damn, I think I need to watch the first Avenger again just to get the disgusting taste of this out of my mouth.
+john gleason Chris Evans did an AWESOME job as the Captain :). And from what I've seen in his movies, he's rarely played a bad guy(if ever), and always seems like a boy scout type good guy. Even in Street Kings he was a good guy trying to do the right thing. He just seems like a really cool guy you could count on(I haven't seen Snowpiercer yet).
+wildside316 You gotta see Snowpiercer. Good god is that movie amazing.
+Callum Gallagher it's also a walking dead rip off
NC: _"Most important plot points happen BEFORE the movie is over!"_
And then the MCU came along.
BADUM-TSSS!
I think it's suppose or does say "ALASKA" but I keep reading "ALABKA"
Wretneck I know, the quality of the visuals sucks soooo bad! 😥
You are not the only one XD
like why is the quality in this video so bad was batman '89 like this I saw THAT
"He may not be Superman..."
How do they even know that reference?! He's from a different comic universe & was only known in their world after the dimensional rift-caused crossover 70-ish years later!
superman was still a semi popular comic during the 40's, making a nod towards a comic book character who was popular even then in a comic book movie probably sounded amazing at the time
Yea but they made the same joke in the first or second spiderman movie,so it's good for a laugh.
This, along with Ang Lee's Hulk, Ben Affleck as Daredevil and the Reb Brown Captain America TV movies, just shows that Marvel Studios can take any of their properties which were subject to poor execution, and make them viable again. Fingers crossed that the Fantastic Four follow suit eventually...
I loved Ang Lee's Hulk
Actually, I consider 2003's Daredevil to be unfairly overhated. I thought it was a damn good movie made even better by it's director's cut.
The rest................... yeah, they're pretty freakin' stupid.
Leland211st Then I’m glad the movie has cured your insomnia.
@@LiveNiceness14 It's a great psychological exploration of Hulk, and also didn't turn him into a wussy like the MCU did.
@@rclark777 *_"It's a great psychological exploration of Hulk"_* Doesn't excuse it from being pretentiously boring as all hell. Talk shit about the MCU Hulk all you want, but at least we got to see Hulk do the things audiences expect to see Hulk do and be a generally entertaining character overall.
This video was originally made 2 years before the first Avenger came out. I wonder what Doug thought if and when he saw this movie and saw Captain America become a household name.
Old verses New. Captain America (1990) vs Captain America (2011) (Just so shits and giggles). Or the avengers (1998) vs The Avengers (2012). Again, for shits and giggles
I know you're making a joke, but the 1998 and 2012 Avengers films have nothing to do with each other and are from completely different franchises.
The problem is that 1998s the avengers has absolutely nothing to do with the Marvel universe. So comparing it to 2012s The Avengers wouldn't make any sense.
"Listen, Tony, I don't know why I had to go this far back. I mean, I wasn't exactly in my prime in the 90's..."
"...oh you gotta be shitting me."
(The 1990 Captain America stands in front of the current Captain America.)
"Are you one of Hydra's experiments? Another Super Soldier wearing my getup to make people think I'm evil?"
(Modern CA groans and facepalms.)
"Jesus Christ, was I _really_ like this in the 90's? There is no way I was grandiose as all hell like---WHOA!"
(Modern CA is cut off as 90's CA throws his shield at his future self, almost hitting him!)
"Go back to Red Skull, you."
"Alright, I can see that trying to explain to you that I hate Red Skull as much as you do will be pointless, so take this."
(Modern CA swings his shield at 90's CA, who sucessfully blocks it. Both of them then have a shield-fight, but after Modern CA hits 90's CA's shield a couple of times, it breaks!)
"Huh. My shield wasn't Vibranium back then."
"Wait...what? What do you mean Vibranium?"
"Vibranium is the strongest material on Earth. It means that I can do this all day.
(90's Cap jumps to his feet, realizing that this must be his future self. He holds up his hands, and his future self stops in his tracks.)
"Are you...me? From the future?"
"Yeah. But I can't tell you any future events, it'll screw up the timeline in more ways than both of us can count."
"Can you at least tell me if my old pal, Bucky, is still out there?"
"That, I can do. He's alive, but I wouldn't start searching for him until you're a bit older, kid."
(90's CA sees a glimmer, and Hydra soldiers start to go toward it. He throws both halves of his shield at them, knocking them out cold.)
"Wow. Nice."
"You're looking for something, right?"
"Yeah. _(goes toward rock, picks it up)_ It's an Infinity Stone. No way..."
"I think I've heard of those...But I thought they...and that "Thanos" guy...were just folk legends."
"Trust me, kid. You'll see they aren't."
Captain America, the stereotype soldier of America. Can't hate him. Atleast he doesn't have tentacles, like Captain Japan.
CAPTAIN JAPAN! Defiler of Lolis everywhere with his tentacles of JUSTICE
Shuuya Kano *shudder*
Axel Quatripolar or captain thailand
WHAT!
or captain Canada. Most dont even know hes there. The invisible penis some say
This is god awful for 1990.
This is god awful for any year
This is awful for any time period. If this was the first movie ever made, movies would've been abandoned as a mistake.
holy shit thank god for the 2010s mcu incarnate
Called Captain America
Starts in Italy
I already hate it. But at least they made another movie years later and thankfully, it's a million times better. It's still kinda silly sometimes, but it also has a lot more dignity, better special effects, a better suit, better German, and a better Steve Rogers
What's hilarious is that the better loved Captain America starts in Norway! But that serves a reason: to explain why the Nazis had all that fancy equipment.
And Winter Soldier also involved the assassinations of JFK and Martin Luther King.
I love how Red Skull cuts off his own hand when he could've cut off Cap's hand
You wanna know what guy could honestly look the least bit intimidating in that ridiculous outfit?
Chris Evans.
"A-CHRIS-A EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
I prefer MCU Captain America over this.
That's an definitely original thought.
Agreed, Isaac
Who doesn't
I too prefer a delicious five star meal over a pile of shit
The Captain America Trilogy is the best Trilogies of all time.
10:13, weak !! Your calling the man who was frozen in ice for the last few decades and then had the strength to just break through the ice and just walk off like nothing happened WEAK ?!?
Actually the Red Skull's red skull was a mask in the comics, that's probably why he has a face after the timeskip
Very long time ago.....in the newer comics (and I am talking about Comics in the 1980s) it is no mask.
I seem to recall he wanted to not stand out too much. Plus it saved on the makeup budget.
and then in the official movies it's the other way around wtfs
I saw this movie a few days ago and I didn’t think it was bad, mainly because I am a fan of older versions of captain America. For example : this movie and the two captain America movies from the 1970s.
I wholeheartedly agree. It is best judged by 8 year olds. Adults just ruin the fun.
4:39 - Put the speed to watch rapid gunfire.
7:10 for someone twice as intelligent as a human being and strong enough to cut a super soldier arm with one swing Red Skull is also very stupid in this movie, i mean seriously: couldn't he had cut off CAPTAIN AMERICA'S ARM instead of his?
My dad told me this movie sucked, I watched it that day and thought it was garbage. But when I saw it as a kid I thought it wasn't half bad but now I can actually listen to the story.
DC ruled the 80s and 90s and now marvel rules the 2000s
Marvel did ok in the 90's with cartoons and video games.
I would say OK to amazing, because the 90's was when Marvel vs Capcom was born. Fuck, Marvel vs Capcom is so good that as soon as Disney realized no one gives a shit about Disney Infinity, the first thing they did was give Capcom the rights to rerelease Marvel vs Capcom 3 and make a new game. This happened almost immediately, by the way, which makes me wonder why they didn't resign the contract back in 2013
Emily's Cinema agreed
I would say they rule the 2010s more because DC still released a lot of awesome films like the Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Watchmen, Superman returns
@@@masonshipton6996 :
You know, dark turds are still turds... Not to say that Marvel's doing any better, funny turds are, also still turds...
Uuuuh... The V-1 has an operational distance of 150 miles... They could hardly reach the UK, let alone D.C. or Alaska!
The most unrealistic part was the fact that it was on target of course ;)
Even if it was a functional ICBM Steve would've died from extreme G forces, Re entry friction. Not to mention lack of oxygen
Thank God For The MCU
God, the german is awful.
@@chrisnotyou Hes referring to a German person in the movie
Aaah 2009, back when the MCU only had 2 movies and there were only 4 X Mens
1:29 we call it, the harryhausen effect.
3:08 begin the torture!!!
3:45 the best part.
4:12 4:20 4:32 the best BEST parts
I want the see the Avengers cast reacting to this in character
13:47 The funny part about that is, COBRA is pretty much a rip-off of HYDRA.
Good thing the MCU actually made that costume a little more intimidating
Avengers 1 looks a little goofy.
Eh i think it looks silly, i mean superheroes are easily just goofy
I’m pretty sure the correct word is “memorable”
I want to see Chris Evans have an homage moment where he jumps out of a car to throw up and immediately steals it.
5:49 “You’re all stupid. See, they’re gonna be lookin’ for army guys.”
We had a great interpretation of the character by Chris Evans, now it’s Anthony Mackie (Falcon).
I know I am being REALLY nitpicky but Red Skull was a German not Italian, and the Super Soldier Serum he obtained would be from a cloned body of Captain America years later, not when he was a child.
Look, I know it is incredibly sad that I know this, but I can't help it.
Axel Quatripolar actually Sam Jackson's portrayal is comic accurate since many elements of the movie universe were taken from the ultimate comics version.
Axel Quatripolar I never said anything about the old movies. I was just pointing out that the version in the mcu was based off of the ultimate version. And I don't have a problem with adaptations changing things as long as they are changes for the better.
Axel Quatripolar I didn't complain about it. The other guy did. Look at the names above the comments.
Axel Quatripolar silverware or plastic?
***** Because it's cheaper to film in Italy
This has to be my favourite episode I've seen from the Critic so far.
“After Red Skull becomes Numbskull”😂
This was the first review i watched of Nostalgia critic and I have been a huge fan since then. My cousins showed me this a few years ago becouse they thought it was funny, mostly the Syke Hitler...
They did that in the new one
I saw this one for the curious of it and after I was done, I asked myself: "What the hell was I watching?" or "Why did I watched it?". I'm glad they got it right in Captain America The First Avenger and they been awesome ever since.
8:17 which Daffy Duck cartoon was this? What episode?
Duck Dodgers in the 24 ½th Century
Stupor Duck. His parody of Superman.
@@TheRobobuck thanks
I watched this film when I was a kid in the 90's. It's funny watching folks complain about MCU films and TV shows now, when THIS is what I had to put up with as a Marvel fan who wanted to watch a superhero film back then.
It wasn't all bad don't forget The Punisher with Dolph Lundgren came out in 89 and that was a pretty neat film and don't forget the batman and superman films although not Superman 4 and Batman and Robin but the others were good there were a few superhero films that were great back then also Blade came out in 98!
6:24 Okay, so let’s do the math here: assuming Red Skull was twelve in 1936 when he was taken from his family and experimented on, that would mean that he was nineteen when he first went up against Captain America in 1943. Then that would make Red Skull sixty-six in the movie’s present day (1990).
I love that it takes 7 random shots just to film him get hit with a bike.
You still have to imagine what if the 90s captainAmerica teamed up with wolverine from the x-men movies,spider-man from the spider-man trilogy, blade from the blade trilogy,hulk from that god awful 2003 hulk movie, dare devil from that dare devil movie,Elektra from that Elektra movie and Nick Fury from the Nick Fury movie in an avengers movie
This makes total sense! Red Skull was involved with all of these assassinations because he's CGB Spender. This is just an Xfiles episode!
I was turning 10, it was my biggest birthday party, and because we were all into Marvel Comics, it seemed like a great idea to get one of the only Marvel movies to watch... well, everyone left, and it was my only big birthday party ever. Thanks Captain America, you ruined my life!
By the way; Matt Salinger the guy who played Captain America also played Burke in revenge of the nerds and was his 1st acting gig.
4:29 Why does that get me every time?😅😅😅
4:17 the most ironic joke ever
17:48 ... Well that didn't age well.
Me: mom can we see captain America
Mom: no we have captain America at home
captain America at home:
"God I suck!" I laughed so hard on that part.
Had to come back to this gem
Grand Theft Superhero
It does look like a crappy GTA film
8:56, boom mic at the top of the screen.
Holy shit, how did he not point that out?
Captain America, the person who pretends to be sick just to steal people's car...TWICE!
hate to see how he handles funerals
Dear Critic, please review the Fantastic Four movie that came out in the 80's (?). The few clips I've seen it's absolutely hysterical. Dr. Doom's performance with these elaborate gestures evoked side-splittling howls of laughter. Ben Grimm looks like an orange turd. The final image of Rick Reed's arm waving out of a limo's sun roof and one can just image the crew member waving this horrible prop back and forth inside the limo. I imagine you get a shit-ton of requests but consider that masterpiece of shittiness.
GREG FREEMAN he one uped it!
'90s. '90s. '90s. And it's Reed Richards.
1994, to be precise. Though, it does look like it was made in the 80s.
It never actually officaly came out as it was really just made so they would not lose the rights to the franchise
Sorry, but that Corman version is better than the newer ones.....maybe not the tricks, but the rest is better (and by the way: Doom always had a dramatic speech syndrome, also in the comics)
I saw this movie at a family sleepover when i was 6 years old and the opening inside-out skin rat Red Skull experiment scene scared THE FUCKING SHIT outta me! it was seriously burned into my fragile child psyche and is the one single thing I can remember having the most nightmares about throughout my childhood (there was also an episode of Dragnet I saw when I was 8 that convinced me the was a bomb in our toilet for about a year, but this is about Captain America)
There where some pretty horrific flashbacks and waves of pure terror the first time I watched a review online for this movie
8:22
the movie said "somewhere in Alabka"
2:53 Did they just mention Superman in a Marvel movie?!
OSanoBR I did not know that.
They did the same thing in Spider-Man 2002
Anyone else notice that boom mic in the shot around 8:40 ? its only a quick shot but .. still there
It looks like it was shot in 1970.
Okay, I'll try to decipher what he says at 1:19. Auf eine Art und Weise werden durch eine (I have no idea what the next word is)... Wie sie sehen werden ist zwei (Band?)... It's weird, not only does he have a weird accent and that one word is completly indecipherable, he just stops talking. He doesn't finish his sentences, they just stop.
I figured the second sentence out! He says Wie sehen werden ist zwei mal klug. Which means, As you will see is two times smart. With exactly that grammar.
Ironic how at the time, DC was making great movies and Marvel was copying them, now Marvel is making Masterpieces and DC is trying to copy them. I’m realizing a pattern one makes great art and the other tries to copy it.
@@Sparrows1121 Really now? Most works of fiction that include any sort of fantastical elements could be called "goofy and silly" when contrasted to the real world but that doesn't mean you can't get drama and good stories out of them. Also, this ain't the 60s, grandpa. The superhero genra has indulged in dark and gritty shit so much that the latter itself has become mocked and satirized to hell and back XD Piss off, you myopic fucktard XD
Now I'm starting to regret Sylvie creating the multiverse.
"These guys couldn't defeat Cobra." Well, to be fair, it IS a ruthless terrorist organisation determined to rule the world.
13:02 "red skull sends more fashion models" wouldnt they technically be facist models? *rimshot*
Hiyoooo!
Wouldn’t it’ve been hilarious if Captain America tripped and fell when he was trying to steal the car?
17:17 Heads up!
(Shield decapitated a hot chick's head)
Cap. America (Doug Walker V/O): I just decapitated a hot chick, I am a great American hero! 🇺🇸
Lol I actually do wonder why they didn't use someone like Chuck Norris to play an American hero. I mean when you think of the phrase "American hero", don't you think of retro action movie characters that portrayed badassery?
Never, ever, ever, ever disrespect Captain America's uniform and shield, both are a symbol freedom, pride and justice!!! God Bless America!!!!
Unless ur referring to this bastardization hahaha
To be honest, Chuck Norris IS more Captain America than this 90s Captain America.
Wow, this makes Reb Brown's Captain America look Oscar-worthy.
I can definitely see Chuck Norris pull off a badass Captain America considering that’s he’s an actual trained martial artist, has the attitude of the superhero plus his character of Walker from the Walker Texas ranger show is almost like that without the superhero part.
Can you believe the guy who plays Captain America (Matt Sallinger) is JD Sallinger son (Catcher in the Rye)
He was the Bad Guy in Revenge of The Nerds.