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- Part 2 of 2. As Jeremy, Richard and James continue to drive from Colditz to Poland, the petrol gauges start to cause panic. Can all three cars make it into Poland, or will they suffer the fate of the firing line?
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Missed an opportunity for James to say “Ow!” after getting shot...
lol !
i'm surprised he didn't say "oh, cock" when his car ran out of fuel.
as a matter of fact he would stand by the director to witness a gun shooting (behand the scenes) and then say "OW!!!!"
he was too slow for that
They cur out the part where James yells "my ass" after the gunshot sound.
Actually it is illegal to run out of fuel in Germany
:I Nope. At least not when it comes to driving on the Autobahn (as they are doing).
You'll get one fine for stopping the car on the speedway + another fine if you walk on the Autobahn (for an exit, etc.).
+:I it's true, if your car runs out on the highway/autobahn or Bundesstrasse, you get fined because you endangered traffic and it would be your fault for not checking fuel. also, for violating the highest german values of cars and beer. don't ever spill beer...
*****
we figured the last times we actually tried going there and oppress the people or put the min forced labor, it wasn't that lucky and also reaaally expensive. so now we just import them. even pay for transportation themselves. ^^
+thecursed01 that would be why James was shot then?
ABRPRO
yes. running out of gasoline means you don't respect your car. we shoot people like that^^
1:06 When you realize that you've been using 4G instead of Wi-Fi
Unless you're on a huge data plan like some of us........
@@OffGridInvestormore like unless you're rich
Not for me, unlimited 4g costs 5€ a month in finland
Xantteboy 4g as in the connection type not 5GB off data
@@adamatch9624 unlimited gb's of data
The funny thing is James May wouldn't have made it anyway - he wouldn't have found his way around that town xD
hollycrapitsjean123 so true he got lost going round their own racetrack
@@danielmathieson3779 May got lost racing a caravan on a oval track....
True
I mean, he's managed to get lost on an oval race track
Phone rings: "Clarkson? May. I've made it to Poland ! Wooden clogs, windmills and everything."
So James was shot. Anyway...
About the new ford!
Pyllymysli The fuel economy on the new Ford Mondeo is exceptional.
And on that bombshell its time too end...goodnight?
The "DEAD" is the winner. (spoilers alert)
jakub wojciechowski lol from the ep were james got shot by mamseter in a tank-
In Canada it is not illegal to run out of fuel. But some towns are 300km apart or more so some signs warn you to fill up before leaving. If not then you will either freeze to death or a bear or wolves will eat you because no one will probably be around to help you.
Prairielander :D
In the uk driving on the motorway knowing you're going to run out of fuel is illegal.
Prairielander that's sad
On Alberta Highway 93 maybe
@John Ross my ranger has never done more than 300mi without the light coming on. I tried and had to put a new fuel pump in last week
Clarkson : "It's not something the germans would advertise"
Chandan Malik that killed me
They won't advertise it cause they already know it. It's in their blood.
@@ukiklapa We can say - Go to Germany for holiday, your family tableware is arleady there :)
@@Andrzej-uf2kg i would rather say go to Germany for holiday, your family tableware, art and gold are...still there
@@ukiklapa Christ! A bit keen
*James: Is shot* James Ghost: Does that mean I’m not coming on then?
Well James you ran out of fuel and then you were shot so that's a no
Haha that's clever
Well James you’ve been shot and killed by a German soldier after failing to escape the country and have crossed over into the ethereal plane where you must linger for eternity so that’s a no.
"Well, James, seeing as how you ran out of fuel and got shot to death by our producers...no."
@@JetFalcon710 ja der wurde abgeschleppt.
3:31 Am I the only one that noticed the amount of traffic Hammond held up LOL
I'm sure the cars in front and in front of the camera car were doing the same speed. It's not all Hammond.
Nah, I noticed it a couple of years back, possibly 4 or 5 years ago.
no
@@rabato1064 true
HAMMOND!!!
RIP Major Douglas May
Tutilio did you not watch the video
Does that mean he’s not coming on?
So does that mean he’s not coming on then?
He's still alive, and still appears in Top Gear until 2015 (at the time when Jeremy punched someone)
Mr. Slowly
In my hour of need, Jeremy was, as ever, right there for me...
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! James May ladies and gentlemen is about to be shot!
Well, don't gloat!
***** Eyy James what's up. Why is he on the side of the motorway?
Well, I’m very sorry to say goodbye to You and everything. But You know, You’re going to be shot, Your going to be out
Famous last words
All clips from old TG, just prove how brilliantly entertaining these three are together, and how totally and utterly useless TG 2016 really is.
this TopGear is so much better than the 2016 one.
Agreed.
So true
Top Gear 2016 is like a total reboot that sucks.
Lol
Rest in peace James May.
I LOVE SPREADING MISINFORMATION
@@saltybuttpepper1766 its not misinformation, he was obviously shot after this was filmed and i think we should all pay our respects to the late james may.
@@rastacat I LOVE LYING ON THE INTERNET
@@saltybuttpepper1766 its not lying on the internet, for further proof that he is gone you must look at the episode where they rob a bank and escape from the rozzers. as you can see, james drives his car off a cliff and is THEREFORE DEAD.
@@rastacat OK stop replying now
Isn't it illegal to run out of petrol on the german motorways?
MrLeYans i read something like that a while ago.
Lennart It is.
Lennart well .. thats why who ever runs out of it gets shot ;)
abu3aranki Touché :D
Stryke people like us are rare to find these days LOL
3:39 as I've never been to Europe, I always find it amazing that you can tell you're near a border just by the change in language
Yes, you can. In Europe, in most cases, we speak different languages in different countries. Sometimes languages are so different that we even don't understand each other 😀👍
Zgorzele, is one of my favorite cities in Middle Europe, alongside Szczebrzeszyn, Chrząszczyżewoszyce, Białowieża and Łódź (which literally means boat)
@@ukrecruiter8040 that’s something that always puzzled me. The fact that you might be in a border town and if you go for a walk you may end up in the neighboring country and you might not understand a single word of what they’re saying to you has always been mind blowing to me😅.
Though if the languages of both countries are somewhat similar, you are able to understand certain things. For example, in my home region of Galicia (northwestern Spain) we have a native tongue that hails from the medieval version of Portuguese, so we are mostly able to communicate without issues with them (unlike many other Spaniards). Considering our languages are so similar, it’s easy to make out what they are talking to you about
@@alexotero7105 Border towns like that usually have some sort of intermixing of cultures and people speak both languages sometimes because they would have grown up with both. Just signs and stuff that has to be in the countries language would be a bit jarring
@@legend7951 well, seems logical enough to me😀
They can make a bunch of pensioners driving around waiting to run out of petrol entertaining. Such a great show XD
MaskedMenace830 pensioners?
pension. Translate it. Are you from China?
PaulPot10 nah I mean none of them are they do this well did it for a job so they’re not pensioners as much as being old
Sealio Bounce
They still do it on the Grand Tour.
He is like 60 lmao not a pensioner
I like how they both parked next to a "no parking" sign in the end
Well, it’s logical to assume that the Polish would be nicer to them in that infraction considering they narrowly escaped the furious wrath of the Germans😂.
But, yeah, it’s kinda funny
And on that bombshell...well, gunshot...
It's time to end
Back to the studio
@@SuperGamewarrior101 It's back to the graveyard :D
"In my hour of need, Jeremy was, as ever, right there for me"
" YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAS! James may, ladies and gentlemen, is about to be shot."
I really love those guys
“Well, don’t gloat!”
It's so funny and ironic at the same time that the man who has screamed speed and power his entire life, has no patience and is a bit daft was able to keep his nerve to drive slow while May was breathing down his back. I keep coming back to these clips they are just so nostalgic.
Lol that comment at the end... of course the germans wont advertise poland!
+Daniel Tangianau
Well I would :)
cool
cool
Thx
+Daniel Tangianau b.. but many of us north eastern germans love poland ;_;
"Something polish is straight on" xD
Top gear must be a part of the comic book world, they've been killed and returned so many times now, i think dc and marvel might start suing.
Actually they have a warehouse full of Jeremies, Richards, James and Morse code machines (Stig).
Clones, as Many as in Star Wars
well we do know they can just get another jeremy from clarkson island
Clarkson Island, where they only sell hammer and theres no speed limit even in towns...
I would move there!! MORE POWER!!!!
"In my hour of need, Jeremy was, as ever, right there for me."
"YEEEEEES!!! James May ladies and gentlemen is about to be shot!!"
"Well don't gloat." XD
Anyway...
If you fancy a job on Top Gear, please write to us "I'm an unbelievably dreary pedant" at Top Gear production office, London, Woodlane, w12, 7ts
how on earth did James manage to run the most efficient car out of the race first! :L love how hes easily the most practical and careful driver of the trio yet he always comes last in these fuel runs :')
***** Drive faster(on same gear) use more fuel than slower.
(Basiclly,to win this kind of race.You need to find the best balance between speed and fuel economy.drive too fast,you won't have enough fuel to make the finish line,too slow,made the line with enough fuel but run out the timer.And JC+RH had found that right balance to make it,yet not for JM)
Also,it's partly set up-ed,so don't be too serious/
1:00 *"Still, Could be worse."* that line means the arrival of either disaster or failure.
Once James was shot he just respawned at top gear HQ
4:13 That traffic sign, though ;-)
No parking
@@eruc4828 it says you cant stop either
I was disappointed not to hear James' "ow" or "bollocks" after he'd been shot, like when he fell off the cliff in Albania and sadly passed away...
"The red has now lit up...orange."
You could almost say it wasn't red at all.
Well arguably black plastic is often just a dark translucent purple so when the light goes through it appears orange from the dame principle
Shit I live in Zgorzelec. I had no idea they were filming there!
+TheMasquerade6 Even in 2010?
+Aristotelis Mitsiou (tkk7406) Yes, I feel bad I've missed it. :(
TheMasquerade6 Oh well, never mind.
Poland is rightful German clay
It wasn't, isn't and won't ever be.
"I've just been for lunch!"
"no you havent."
"We'll I've been thinking of going for lunch."
This is what it feels like when your phone is on 1%
Funny how the Czech border would have been 80 km closer.
... streight across the Sudetes, narrow mountain roads with lot of turns - and suddenly, its not 80 but 40 km as car drives, with much highier fuel consumption
Yeah and Poland definitely wasn't /s
Blitzkrieg!
@@mancubwwa Or it was just a reference to the joke clarkson made about making a car that's quintessentially German, in like the 2nd or 3rd series "A satnav that only goes to Poland".
I have 12 km to Czech and 60 60 to Zgorzelec
It's funny, because running out of gas on the Autobahn is actually illegal.
+Stryke why would you call a liquid gas
wuugie You're right, but people often use "gas" as a short form of "gasoline".
+Stryke its here Germany not murica
Wolter Nijmeijer and "gas" and "fluid" actually have nothing to do with the material, but with its physical state.
+Stryke yes, I know about phisics. but gas and gasoline ar not the same
4:37 And on that bombshell, good night, everybody.
It is amazing how many times these boys have survived death.
well i have survived death every day sofar, else i would be dead
At 3:40 they show a sign that Clarkson is supposed to be driving past yet at 4:14 you can see the exact same sign behind him😂
They actually cutted this video together without keeping the chronological order of the clips. I live here and watching this was quite weird, but funny.
@@moritzwei8812 same as me for when they went to Australia, as they jumped backwards and foelrwards down the highway so many times its not even funny😂
@@moritzwei8812 I've watched a few TG and Grand Tour clips where you can clearly see major discrepancies with visible wristwatches. It jumps around in a way that doesn't make sense, the only way around that would be to ensure timepieces are obscured or removed. But you can't just tell James May to take his watch off.
@@mxbx307 They do sometimes blur out the wristwatches and clocks on dashboards - e.g. in the race against sunrise in a Jaguar in series 16.
You guys ever heard of drafting?
Just go behind a truck on the motorway and the fuel economy will drastically improve.
Also the gas is not very cheap :D
Didn't you see? The trucks were overtaking him!
And he was behind camera car(s), which were Land Rover Ranger Rovers!
Andrei Vlad yeah, but you gotta be real close to the truck, i tried it a few times... had to be about 1 meter or less away from the truck for it to pull my car.
I usually keep between me and the truck a distance of 1 and a half - 2 medium sized cars. And the fuel consumption is 3 l /100 km. lol.
It sucks i have to go 90 km/h on the highway tho, If I cruise at 130 km/h the fuel consumption is double
Top Gear will never ever be as good as this again without them three. They never had to force anything they did together because they just work so well together. Just goes to show how good a show can be if you get the right presenters.
Yep.Now it’s been sanitised by the BBC, gone out with the digs at countries or car makers, loaded with extra cast to try and fill void, with soulless presenters with zero chemistry between them and who people hated/hate ie Chris Evans, Paddy Mcguiness, one of who literally tried to be Clarkson because he had nothing to offer and the other cast members wanted gone too.It’s now all about cars and celebrity drivers instead of anything else, and so it’s gone from something for everyone to enjoy to solely if you really like and know about cars.
I will miss James.
Still, could be worse.
He could be dead.
Anyway, have you heard about the new Renault Megane?
sonyviva308 nah I kinda... THE DACIA HAS LAUNCHED IN BRITIAN
Clarkson's scream at 2:42 lol
*NYO NYO NYO*
someguy1728 x
I'll probably be still watching these in 30 years at the age of 91.
Love them playing Massive Attack towards the end 😂
I half expected to hear May squawk out "Ow!" at the end.
BUAHAHAHAHA ... that sound of gunshot at the end, poor James got executed.
St. Devil and somehow he's still alive. #sarcasm
St. Devil lol
It is gunshot animations, it is sound casted from another and glued in to the video.
Like the movie lassie
yes he did........ANYWAY...
So does that mean he's not coming on, then?
Mike Dragon No, mike he’s not. He’s just been shot by the bbc and I don’t think you can survive being shot in the Head.
@@matthiasw8777 Oh
Feels weird to see Poland in a Top Gear episode. My grandfather lives 350km north of Zgorzelec in Szceczin. No speed limit on the final stretch of A11 on the way to Berlin, fun times
2:46 6 yo me when my parents for me to eat vegetables.
I had a stroke reading this
1:26 guy in junker E36 checking out the classic performance E36
1:13
"yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If you’d gotten behind that big truck and drafted you’d have cut your fuel use by 30%!
How did James lose? Was his car not as fuel efficient as he thought?
it is an old car so it probably lost a bit of efficiency. also having non-factory tires will change the fuel economy as well as tire pressure.
+battletoads22 old car, being too cocky and going too fast
No he did not run out of fuel. His electronics died ;)
***** That makes more sense. But at least then, he can't be fined or imprisoned in Deutschland.
+battletoads22 It got cocky and careless.
Wow, I didn't expect and know, that "The Top Gear guys" ended up in my home town (Zgorzelec). :D
i'm living here too
Jeremy: "I just went for lunch."
Richard: "No you didn't."
Jeremy: "Well, I was thinking of going for lunch."
Haha, I love that line xD
2:41
am i the only one who has the same expression in the same situations?
Its nice to recognize where exactly they are from the landscape for once. Also, the motorway goes straight through to Poland (at least it does now) so they could have stayed on it.
This is the one time you won't hear Jeremy going, POWERRRR!!!!!!!!!
In fact, Görlitz is a bit tricky to coordinate. But next time they should just stay on the motorway and drive the even shorter way to the border ;-)
Too bad is, that (as a local) you see how they cut together different situations and just jump on the timeline back again with the Drivers comments.
And btw: in Görlitz every traffic light ist ALWAYS against you! :-D
You should know that they cut away hours and hours of video material. They use what they think is best. And yes, sometimes they seem to have driven back and forth several times, but only locals notice these things.
Whoever selects the music for Top Gear always has good taste... Massive
I wish they'd do cheap car races like this on The Grand Tour, if there's one criticism I have of that is that it's getting a bit too silly, there's little element of reality like you had in these old TG days,.
EnforcerX71 I think they’ll do more stuff like the Botswana trip this season
James May is like the Kenny of top gear.
Or spenny
4:26 "You've lost, but things could be worse" --- "Yeah they cou-they are" - The English and US government react to Germany losing WW2 lol.
At least you didnt end like Prussia did
The first one I had converted was from 1986, and the second one is Mazda 323 from 1990. As far as the engines were/are concerned, works like a charm. :)
and that's why "old" TopGear is timeless and the "new" TopGear already outdated...
New TopGear is really bad, I loved the old TopGear.
I support you
Because Ze Germanz were lying even back then. Their fuel economy figures are totally made up. IRL they're double.
Technically this is mid top gear as there was an older one before it lol
I watched the Chris Evans "new" Top Gear and watched literally just one episode of Matt Le Blanc. Chris Evans felt like a series of pilot episodes and was merely okay, but not great. Matt Le Blanc onwards was just garbage.
The BBC made a big mistake trying to basically repeat the whole show but with new people. That doesn't work. What they should have done is tried to reformat it yet again.
2:45 that was a palpatine quote...
how did james may seriously think hes merc would do 45 mile to the gallon while doing 80mph lol
If you drive behind a truck you get FAR, FAR less consumption.
Drive after a truck, if there is a faster truck, you change trucks.
+Chameleon yeah, just don't forget to blink your left-right signal lights to the slower truck you just cover in
+Chameleon Slipstream, that's the ticket.
+galihxtreme you mean "hazard light" ...
Davin Eka Putra No. Hazard = Left + Right in one time. Left-Right = Left signal first then right signal or the other way around. Jadi di Eropa sini ada tata krama di jalan highway, kalo kita ngasih jalan buat truk trailer, nanti supir truk itu ngasih sein kiri 1 detik lalu ganti sein kanan 1 detik, tandanya terima kasih. Begitu juga kalo mobil kita dikasih ruang sama truk trailer, kita harus ngasi sein begitu. Tapi kalo kamu praktekkan di Alas Roban sekarang ya percuma, Gajah Oling dkk ga bakal mudheng. 2002 dulu pas nyetir Surabaya-Jakarta udah ta' coba ngga ada yang paham. Paling banter ya kode klakson. Coba buka2 bukunya IMI, mungkin ada tata krama kode sein/klakson disitu.
galihxtreme tau aja saya orang Indo. Ya kalo disini dicoba juga percuma, tapi kalo di jepang pake hazard terima kasihnya. Jadi ya saya pikit left right signal light itu maksudnya hazard . ok deh bos, salam dari bumi arema .
is it true that if you run out of fuel in the Autobahn you also get a fine from the police for not being prepared with enough fuel for your trip???
i think i've heard or read it somewhere!!!
yup, it's completely forbidden to stop at the side of the autobahn unless your car has broken down or if you're involved in an accident. The german government says it's impossible to run out of fuel because there is a petrol station every 35 miles.
but as you can see, you can get away with it if you have the money.....
it is realy stupid to try such a thing on the autobahn.... traffic jam or crash could have happened caused by that. there are many reason why it is forbidden in germany! it is also forbidden to went below 60 km/h (37mph) without reason on the autobahn. and if you cant get faster then 60 km/h your not allowed to drive on the autobahn.
this rule also apply to my lil country.
dimos k Definitely yes (Im german)
Edit: Maurits and Andreas are absolutely right...
yep its treu...thats why i carry a one gallon reserve flask on my bike...cool looking small 2.8 gallon tank on that chopper,but absolut rubish for doing long runs on the autobahn
...wich gave brought me two tickets for ending on the sholder whitout fuell in the past
These three guys are legends and always will be!
2:43 When you wake up exhausted and look at the clock, which reads 5 minutes before your alarm
their business model for the longest time was to upload part one so you would go watch part 2 on TV. the fact that they have uploaded part to at all is a gift.
Sierra`s fuel meter has huge advantage. The hitting has to PASS the red zone before fuel tank is empty.
3:20 that roller about to hit an oncoming car
0:05 | Rush Minute by Massive Attack
2:26 | Girl I Love You by Massive Attack
Thank you so much
thank you
omg thanks
I'm a big power guy, but I'm also quite fascinated by economy. I once had an M3 Evo - same as Hammonds but in Coupe form, and was amazed that it would cruise at 40mpg on the motorway when light footed. Always find this sort of thing interesting.
I love how they say they have to find the border themselves when the are just following camera cars to the location
2:41 when the teacher says. HOMEWORK
the sierra is such a great vehicle.
saphire, gt, cosworth - all of them
I love this piece of machinery
I wish there would be more of them on the roads nowadays
Poor James....Taken out to a field and shot. Just like the ending of so many in "The Great Escape." 😭
Fuel mileage changes with speed.
Cars tend to be most efficient around 55 mph (at least cars for American roads are, by design).
But on the German Autobahn you have to be at least 60 km/h fast
@@cady7944 55 mph is just over 88 km/h, so you can just drive 55 mph on the Autobahn.
@@PGraveDigger1 no u cant lol
The 55mph recommendation is "the most *efficient speed* you can travel in a car in terms of achieving the best fuel economy" (varies depending on the vehicle). The *optimum speed regarding fuel efficiency* is usually "between 35 mph (56 km/h) and 50 mph (80 km/h)".
Internal combustion engine is at its peak efficiency @ max torque rpm.
@@evolad2463 if the minimum speed is 60kph why cant you drive 88kph?
“Please don’t run out in the tunnel, please don’t run out in the tunnel there is no hard shoulder” 😂
From Germany to Poland, and the soundtrack is by Massive Attack. Epic.
I like that they were parking right in front of a no parking sign lol
When your hundred years old tape gets more views than todays TG
I really miss these guys so much!
So I just had a Grand Tour ad on the official Top Gear channel...
I can't believe May survived being shot!? I've seen him in later seasons than this!!
Whenever one of them dies they just respawn in the studio.
The Massive Attack soundtrack makes this beautiful
James - "In my hour of need, Jeremy was - as ever - right there for me."
Jeremy - "YES! James May, laddies and gentlemen, is about to be shot!"
Funniest line in all Top Gear history lmao!
I feel their anxiety watching this with 2% battery left
3:26 LOLOL IT JUST WENT........but its still working! O.o
"Something polish is straight on" 😂
it is nice to see you guys in my country :D
Yeah, but. I mean, did you have to shoot James? Seems a bit harsh if you ask me...
+Marcello Penk-Masucci
It was not us. It was the BBC who shot him :P .
+max mustermann the BBC shot top gear itself now and have put up a shitty presenter line up.
Spectacular ... and the ending ... superb! I absolutely loved it. More please.
if james had said ow after the gunshot it would have been brilliant lol
After getting shot ...
James : And on that bombshell , back to the studio .
‘Major May’
2:13 the only bmw to ever use his blinkers.
Das heißt indicators
das gut
Wind shield wipers
Only BMW on earth driving economically. 🤣
DAS HEISST BLINKER