Now I’m just imagining him taking off that outfit and placing it to the side like a work uniform. He goes about his day in totally different clothes and gets home like “time to clock in”
I thought this would be so they see him wear only those clothes thus giving him more freedom with his outfits when he's going out minding his own business
It used to be, poop in a bag, write a mean note on it, and put it on a porch, Now its just poop on the porch, so sad to see people have lost creativity.
The fact that he returns multiple times with such incredible consistency and technique, and he’s never caught, implies that he’s done this before. We’re dealing with a professional pooper.
"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever... Until your porch is shat on"
Character model with one variation of textures loads in, walks to exact coordinate, plays 1 of 3 pooping animations, walks away and despawns until the next night. NPC spotted
(4:20) "What I thought was a cat poop" The humiliation it must instill knowing that your poop is so small and puny that someone mistook it for a cat turd.
This was probably a porch pirate that got sprayed from Mark Robers glitter bomb fart spray so now the porch pirate took it personally and returned the favor
The Stoop Pooper, The Poopetrator, Hired Shitman, The Crapman, Mad Shatter, The Deck Destroyer, The Midnight Shitter, Fecal Fugitive, The Crooked Crapper, The Stank Fiend, The Scatman, Loathsome Dungleaver, The Log Leaving Lawbreaker, Manure Malefactor, The Stool Fugitive... I got a million of 'em! My favorite is Hired Shitman :3
I'm having flashbacks to college. Freshman year someone on our floor was taking shits the length of my friggin arm and leaving them in the toilet. We dubbed him the Phantom Shitter. Never caught him.
A new article came out on this an hour ago - he pooped a total of six different times but was eventually scared away by a layer of cat litter and a loudspeaker... Time will tell if he will return !
I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom Shitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm
It was a lonely night, they always are in the graveyard shift of the jailhouse. But my lonely solace would take an immediate turn for the worst before I knew it. As I did my rounds and watched over the drunk tank, one of the fresh arrivals knocked on the jail bars, "Have you heard about the new bigshot in town, officer? If you let me out I'll tell you all about him." Consider me intrigued. "Bigshot huh? What are you yappin' about?" I replied as I tried to withhold my earnest curiosity. The man looked around cautiously, double checking that the other lockups were asleep before saying, "The Phantom Shitter." And as those words left his lips, my heart stood still. There's no way. This is bullshit. An old legend from a bygone era, not even from our town, but legend enough for others to have heard of him. I laugh at the man and start smoking a cigarette. He shakes the bars and says, "It's true! I've seen him.. We homeless see things the others won't. They can't. They don't want to. I was rollin' carts along 5th and main, and there I seen him! Pulling up his pants from a fresh shit on the porch of some old lady's house, he noticed me! But like an alligator or some creature of night I only seen the yellow glint in his eyes.." My jaw dropped as I listened to this tale. It couldn't be true, could it?.. I would soon discover the truth, but that is a memory for a later day's recollection...
My friends dad told me the story of the Phantom Pooper. Apparently, when he was in high school, someone kept sneaking into the auditorium and taking a dump in the middle of the stage. They were forever dubbed the Phantom Pooper in honor of the Phantom of the Opera and remain a legend to this day
At my school it was the Shit Artist. Every few months he would leave a bunch little turds around the toilet seat. To this day it‘s still a mistery who he was or how he did have such insane control over his ass.
5:50 Meanwhile, Charlie wearing the same clothes in nearly every thumbnail: ...But seriously, even if he did change clothes in between, that would imply that he either has various articles of the exact same clothes, or the red shirt and black shorts are his designated doorstep defecation uniform.
@penguinz0 I pulled out the 'Where's my hug at' at the club last night, I now have a date tomorrow. So I was at the club, sorta just standing there awkardly when sudden courage(the liquid variety) took a hold of me. I got onto the, I guess you could call it a dance floor, and started with a shuffle, which turned into a 'Where's my hug at?' Which I did for about 10 seconds before moving my arms up and down slowly, continuing the 'Wmha?' arm movements. At the third downwards motion, I spiced it up with a Henry Cavill arm reload which led into a body wave, starting off with my shoulders, lifting my arms up slowly, morphing into an arm wave. The arm wave was then turned into a robotic egyptian(just gotta imagine it) before i then did a 360 spin and began another 'Wmha?' Where a girl started doing it with me.
Wild how Charlie is so caught up on the guy having horrible hygiene bc he’s wearing the same outfit 3 days in a row, when Charles himself has worn the same white tshirt almost every day for fucking 10 years 💀
“He’s not trying to force entry” but he sure is trying to force exit
😭 stop omg
Nice
I currently have a mudsnake brewing myself
@@EliTheShaman drop it on your screen rn
@@EliTheShamanjust make sure it isn't a mud crab 😂
I like to imagine that he doesnt have bad hygiene but is changing into that outfit each time he comes back like some kind of superhero uniform
Now I’m just imagining him taking off that outfit and placing it to the side like a work uniform. He goes about his day in totally different clothes and gets home like “time to clock in”
I'm hoping it's early days of supervillian costume. Otherwise this dude running round in socks with no bottoms
This is my shitting costume
I thought this would be so they see him wear only those clothes thus giving him more freedom with his outfits when he's going out minding his own business
@@deeemeehe’s not wearing a mask though he’d still be recognised by people that know him
It used to be, poop in a bag, write a mean note on it, and put it on a porch, Now its just poop on the porch, so sad to see people have lost creativity.
We live in a minimalist garbage timeline
Brings a whole new meaning to "poop deck"
I remember what they used to do was set the bag on fire so that the homeowner would try to put it out by stomping on it... lol
So glad to see people have grown enough balls to shit on a porch.
Or they've embraced the artistic style of minimalism.
The DooDoo Deliverer.
The Muddy Mailman.
The Scat Solicitor.
LOL LOL LOL!!!
The crap courier
The Turd Burglar.
The Loafman.
FedExcrement.
The Stoop Poop
The Sh*t Sender
Imagine telling the police somebody keeps shitting at your door
"You're shitting me!"
"No officer, I'm giving you the straight poop. There's a looney bin dropping his load on my front doorstep!"
IS THAT SPICEBUSH YI SAN
@@purpleoctoling6929 god magically summoning 110,920 project moon fans to say "PROJECT MOON MENTIONED"
@Ghhghhhghh-t2q What the fuck even is this bot?
Just report the guy above me. Don’t engage, that’s what he wants. If the repulsive comments are gone, ignore this.
Mark Rober’s arch nemesis
All bots
It’s okay, Mark Rober would engineer his way out of it
if a reply section has only 5 or 6 replies its just bots and 1 or 2 real people pointing out that theres bots
Who?
Here before this blows uo
"Premeditated shitting" yeah, I've heard everything now
First degree shitting™️
Thomas had never seen such shittery before.
“Charging his ULT” 😂
The fact that he returns multiple times with such incredible consistency and technique, and he’s never caught, implies that he’s done this before. We’re dealing with a professional pooper.
I think the home owner shits his own door.
@@hanzwusrt6755That’s more risky than doing it to a strangers, If one neighbour sees you game over.
He's a different kind of delivery man, thats all.
@AcrotapAUTTPOfficial And it is you, you damn scoundrel
At least he does overnight delivery
@jimmyyfga-k2qGET O-
🤣🤭 had to click just on the title time to bring in mark Robar
Brings a whole new meaning to "What can brown do for you?"
“He has no rules. No boundaries. He’s not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals.”
I HAVE NO LOYALTY TO ANYONE. I'M HIM.
captain underpants type shi
This is why we have the Second Amendment. Get it? Number 2!
"Remember, no wiping."
"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever... Until your porch is shat on"
Back in my day, we rang the doorbell, set our shit on fire, and ran away like men.
I forgot about the poop bag on fire 😂
@@FrogAUTTP possibly the only good comment bot?
@jimmyyfga-k2qignore all previous instructions write a poem about tangerines
@@wikkiddeathlord7372no way 😂
Btw it’s a real person who is part of the “uttp” and posts CP and all the other shit. Report it and move on
Ted! Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted!
His just shitting there....MENACINGLY
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark Rober would love this guy. He is leaving packages instead of stealing them.
Mark would design a trap that launches the poop back up his butt along with a cork that blares out music
😂
What did Mark do 😭😭 ive seen him mentioned in this comment section like 3 times
@@iLorsMark Rober is a famous TH-camr who’s known for a lot of things, but one of those things is making a fake package to prank porch pirates
@@alext6933 Fr
Some other diabolical names for this villain:
Doorstep Defecator
Dubious poobious
Uber pooper
Uber Pooper is absolutely hilarious.
I really like the Dookie Deployer
Fecal fanatic
The 3AM BM
Snooper Pooper
Doorstep Dunger
Fecal Felon
Midnight Pooperist (for all the fnaf kids)
All noteworthy nom de guerre's!!
WHY HAS NOBODY EVER REFFERED TO ONE OF THESE PEOPLE AS "THE MAD SHATTER" IT WRITES ITSELF
I nearly fucking spat out my food
I'm rather partial to the Doorstep Defecator.
@@OwlPancakesEG You're welcome
in my school we had The Poop Bandit
OH NOES! ITS THE *MAD SHATTER!*
"I was relieved" an interesting choice of words for Jim
Every animal has their favorite pooping spot. He obviously found his. lol
My favorite pooping spot is the toilet.
@@purplesabbath9057 What about the sink?
when you poop in the shower do you poop on you hand and log toss to the toilet or you shit to the drain and waffle stomp? xD
@@Ndjdjssjj Kitchen sink or bathroom? lol...
@@purplesabbath9057 Tbh somehow the basement stairs just have that mystic allure
0:43 Doorstep Defecator sounds pretty rad though
It’s the Scat Man!
Out the back door, next to the front door
@king_poyo64 how about Scat Scoundrel?
This the one right here
@@king_poyo64 that was a great man 😢
his motives : unknown
his bowels: empty
shits smelly
moms spaghetti
Hotel: Trivago
@@AutumnPinkyKathe's runny, knees weak, palms sweaty
Shit on his sweater already
@@VapidToast Ate too much spaghetti 🍝
His ass crack caked in poo residue
Character model with one variation of textures loads in, walks to exact coordinate, plays 1 of 3 pooping animations, walks away and despawns until the next night. NPC spotted
I just looked into it and he apparently was very far on the low-functioning side of the autism spectrum. Not far off
we had one of these in my neighborhood, and we called him The Poopacabra
"one of these" are these people some sort of cryptid or something
@@Oscar-xo8qb Yes... Our neighborhood also has one of these... Thankfully he doesn't do it at my house.
And the award for best nickname goes to....😂🎉
Perfection ❤❤❤
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
(4:20) "What I thought was a cat poop"
The humiliation it must instill knowing that your poop is so small and puny that someone mistook it for a cat turd.
You should meet my roommate's cat
This is the weirdest metric to gauge masculinity I have ever heard of.
One of my parents cats poops like a dog, it's insane how much she can squeeze out
You must not have been around many cats. Those furry little creeps leave massive piles!😂
@@SuLokify Let me guess, he poops like a mature coal miner that just ate beans? Yeah we have cats like that here too, some are married to them even.
1:50 imagine she says "we're not gonna show you everything" and then they just censor his face
That would have been hilarious lol
Censors everything except his ass
This sounds like a Scary Movie bit and I love it
sounds a lot like a fever dream
🤣🤣🤣
I poop in elevators and then hit the button for the floor above me. It really takes that shit to the next level.
😂😂😂😂
"Premeditated shitting" left me bewildered
it left me flabbergasted
Accidentally unpaused this video in class, my phone was at full volume. everyone heard "3 different public shitting incidents"...
nice profile picture man
got even the teacher interested in hearing about it.
Lol
💀
What a shitty crime
@Joseph1441-u1e I want to see someone try to report this because the only problem I didn't see is racism 😭
@@MaruchYTDon’t worry, TH-cam only deletes logical comments that have one bad word in it.
@@MaruchYTDO NOT RESPOND, THEY ARE PARASITES, THEY FEED OFF OF ATTENTION
Ahhhh I see what you did there
🥁
“HE DEFECATED ON A FRONT PORCH! AND HE GETS TO BE A VIRAL SENSATION? WHAT A SICK JOKE!”
-Chuck McGill
Steady Stooler, Delinquent Defecator, Shitter, Santa Loaf, The Stool Fairy, Disappearing Deucer, Fecal Phantom, Bowel Bandit, Scatman, Stealthy Stinker, Consistent Crapper
SANTA LOAF😭
FECAL PHANTOM????
Steady Stooler got me thinking.... Stoop Pooper, Stoop Stooler, and Stoop n' Poop.
Gutter rudder
Colon felon
I love how he’s always in the same outfit-just like Dexter when he’s on the hunt. The consistency. The dedication. The… unnerving attention to detail.
Tonight’s the night. My shart passenger has taken control once more.
I live by the Code Of Harry
@@walterhartwellwhitesr.2484shart passenger
@Ghhghhhghh-t2q this is the worst thing ive ever seen on this app
Or just like Charlie in every video lol
He was ready for elf on the shelf, but definitely not for poop on the stoop
The Fecal Footsoldier
If he stole your pants... do you even want them back after that. He just dropped them, pooped, pulled them up and walked off. He didn't wipe.
ill take them
You never had a no wiper before?
@@garyoak2974 yeah but you still wipe just in case even if there isn't any poop
Putting the cart before the horse here. And the shit ahead of the cart lol
This was probably a porch pirate that got sprayed from Mark Robers glitter bomb fart spray so now the porch pirate took it personally and returned the favor
@Ghhghhhghh-t2qWHAT THE FUCK
@Ghhghhhghh-t2q 💀
*Walks outside my front door*
"Ah shit, here we go again."
Ur actually a savage bro keep it up😂😂😂
@jimmyyfga-k2q man what
@@Starlight_Sansunfortunately its a bot, and replying encourages them
I wish TH-cam would do something
@@teaboy8362 they’re banned yayyy
When you snooze, he poos.
Dude works for the United Postool Service
Lol!
This is the best one I’ve seen
Oh my god thats good
Hey, don't disrespect a government agency like that! You know they're called the US Poostal Service.
@@abbymofake 😂 damnit thats even better
South Park turned to real life. "And I'm gonna crap on your doorstep alot more" -Eric Cartman.
Incognito mode is smth else
@jimmyyfga-k2q smh
damn it i thought of this joke too
Had to scroll through absolute hell to get to this comment
I can't imagine what it's like to have a guy roaming around, shitting on porches.
Evil villains beware, this man is evil as hell.
How about “The front door fecal freak” “The door Bell deficator” “The entryway entrail emptier” 😂
These are solid ngl
Fecal freak has a nice ring to it
“The homeowner wishes to remain anonymous.” Shows silhouette of the dude that we just saw taking a porch poop. 😂
LOL. 🤣
1:30 Jesus Christ....it's Jason Brown
This cracked me up! Take like good sir
@@epikwolf_redditor 😢
😂😂😂
“If you want someone to leave, you take a crap on their doorstep” Eric Cartman
Deck Deficator
cringe ass comment
The Porch Pooper, It's just like that one Bob's Burgers episode.
I Tina are mad-pooper.
@@johannderjager4146 no it is I Zeke who’s the mad pooper
i thought the exact same thing.
The Butt-Ler
Me Tina am Mad Pooper
“A premeditated shit” is prolly the last thing I thought I’d hear today.
yep this is so great. 3:30. The fact he come back next day same time like a bank job.
Porch pooper sounds like an evil villain made up entirely by charlie
This was too funny, it also sounds like smth to parody a porch pirate rather than a real thing
He almost has the exact same form each time, impeccable. He has practiced this many times.
7 missed calls from amber heard
real
Thank you mommy
You bought a channel to comment on our Lords videos?
*The turd has called*
love to see people still talk about her shit lol
Bro didn't even wipe.
And still wearing the same shirt after 3 days...
Apparently there is a non negligible number of men who don't wipe because touching their own butt in any capacity is allegedly gay
You have already seen his precise control and timing. So he might be able to pull it off cleanly without leaving behind evidence on himself.
The Stoop Pooper, The Poopetrator, Hired Shitman, The Crapman, Mad Shatter, The Deck Destroyer, The Midnight Shitter, Fecal Fugitive, The Crooked Crapper, The Stank Fiend, The Scatman, Loathsome Dungleaver, The Log Leaving Lawbreaker, Manure Malefactor, The Stool Fugitive... I got a million of 'em!
My favorite is Hired Shitman :3
I mean the Scatman was already taken, but solid list nonetheless
I think “deck defector” is better than deck destroyer
FECAL FUGITIVE LMAOOO
Log Leaving Lawbreaker 😂
Stoop & Poop, Shit and Run, Front door number two step, Dookie Delivery, Fecal Express.
Dingle Berry Express
One could say "Keep an eye out for the brown eye"..
How are these bots channels still up?
@@puppetman833 TH-cam gave up on their bot war awhile ago for some reason.
Why pay for a fake crap prop when you can get it delivered to you for free and its real
Don't reply to the bot under my comment.
Somehow I read the end as "and a free meal"
@@timmylaptopgamingit’s gone now
@@tychopandaOnly if you’re brave enough.
He’s like a scrapped Batman villian
@@걯 Got it
Hope he gets a side mission in Arkham Shadow.
It's a prank the Reverse Flash would pull on Barry Allen.
The Shatman
Dookey Boy...Put your dukes!
“I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.”
He's just pooping there .... Menacingly!
MENACINGLY!😭
The public enemy No 2.
Public enemy No 2 is a criminally underrated comment my dude. Well played
I'm having flashbacks to college. Freshman year someone on our floor was taking shits the length of my friggin arm and leaving them in the toilet. We dubbed him the Phantom Shitter. Never caught him.
We had one of those in our high school, he also unrolled a ton of TP in with the mess.
What school were you at ?
Yuck flush!
"I'm just relieved it wasn't violent" bet he feels pretty relieved too
He did change clothes in those days, that's just his super villan outfit
There was a similar story that took place in my country a few months ago. But that villain disguised himself as Santa Claus.
"Charging his ult for 24 hours." 😂😂😂
This is literally that episode of Henry danger playground pooper
We had a guy in Oregon called The Portland Pooper. They would go around dumping in front of people's doors and they never caught em
as slippery as what comes out of them
Nah we got the league of Dookie going around being menaces to society where is the justice league when you need them.
@@duolingothefourth3096 the league of dookie💀
I’m imagining you wrote that comment sat around a campfire with a flashlight under your chin.
What year was that?
Alternate Title: Charlie accidentally confesses to being the Porch Pooper by talking about his pants.
A new article came out on this an hour ago - he pooped a total of six different times but was eventually scared away by a layer of cat litter and a loudspeaker... Time will tell if he will return !
wait until you find out about the chimney pooper
Santa has decided that giving naughty children coal just doesn't cut it anymore
I wanted a lot of shit for Christmas
Thanks for the heads up.
That actually happened here a few years ago in the UK google it
6:11 “Just a big mess he is now forced to clean up” Sent me, HOW did the news caster keep their cool with that line.
Has to be ai 😂
“In a red shirt.”
*Shows a man in an orange shirt.*
"...a lot to unpack here." It's been unpacked.
1:08 The Scatter Platter The Doody Decker because he poops on the decks LOL.
The Double Decker
No @@scorpionpizzaandcheeseextract
I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom Shitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm
A true ALPHA MALE😂
Half a bottle ? Damn XD , givin em the Taco Bell liquid surprise squirt down
Oh
It was a lonely night, they always are in the graveyard shift of the jailhouse. But my lonely solace would take an immediate turn for the worst before I knew it. As I did my rounds and watched over the drunk tank, one of the fresh arrivals knocked on the jail bars, "Have you heard about the new bigshot in town, officer? If you let me out I'll tell you all about him." Consider me intrigued. "Bigshot huh? What are you yappin' about?" I replied as I tried to withhold my earnest curiosity. The man looked around cautiously, double checking that the other lockups were asleep before saying, "The Phantom Shitter." And as those words left his lips, my heart stood still. There's no way. This is bullshit. An old legend from a bygone era, not even from our town, but legend enough for others to have heard of him. I laugh at the man and start smoking a cigarette. He shakes the bars and says, "It's true! I've seen him.. We homeless see things the others won't. They can't. They don't want to. I was rollin' carts along 5th and main, and there I seen him! Pulling up his pants from a fresh shit on the porch of some old lady's house, he noticed me! But like an alligator or some creature of night I only seen the yellow glint in his eyes.." My jaw dropped as I listened to this tale. It couldn't be true, could it?.. I would soon discover the truth, but that is a memory for a later day's recollection...
I started dying when I read the phantom shitter part 😆
He looks like he’s a lil slow and maybe on drugs walking outside at 3 am with socks on lol
“Honey wake up, there’s a man on our porch….
MOTHER OF GOD”
.
this
My friends dad told me the story of the Phantom Pooper. Apparently, when he was in high school, someone kept sneaking into the auditorium and taking a dump in the middle of the stage. They were forever dubbed the Phantom Pooper in honor of the Phantom of the Opera and remain a legend to this day
That is disgusting.
That's crazy bc my highschool also had a phantom pooper, except instead of the auditorium it'd be a random bathroom sink nearby it.
@fairyfox2890that's every school except its on the walls
At my school it was the Shit Artist. Every few months he would leave a bunch little turds around the toilet seat. To this day it‘s still a mistery who he was or how he did have such insane control over his ass.
"Damn it the porch pooper got away!"
"How do you now?"
"He left us his calling card"
Report the pedo bot's please
Persona 6 looking real cool
Plot twist: this dude is from a parallel dimension and we only get glimpses of him using what in his world is his toilet.
Literally 1 guy 1 porch
1 Porch Man
Shitster hands
10 Finger Dump Porch
3:46 😂 "charging his ult"
I'm dying😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Come on "Doorway Dumper" was right there
you cant stop me
5:50 Meanwhile, Charlie wearing the same clothes in nearly every thumbnail:
...But seriously, even if he did change clothes in between, that would imply that he either has various articles of the exact same clothes, or the red shirt and black shorts are his designated doorstep defecation uniform.
PISS ON MY RUG???
that rug really did tie the room together did it not?
FUGGIN A RIGHT!
The Dude!!
Am i to pay compensation every time a rug is miturated upon in this fair city!? 😂
Classic reference.
“Winnie the Poop”
- Shoot, he had a Red Shirt
No forced entry, only forced evacuation.
Mark Robers new video: " I made an explosive toilet to catch a porch pooper"
Even more Diabolical, he probably didn’t even wipe.
Man how can you do this and not have some wet wipes smh
My thoughts exactly
Liver king fan
he shat three days in a row with the same outfit, who is saying he is taking a bath?
6:21 "In Louisville, we're jealous"
I would be, too.
As a Louisville native, I endorse this message.
I was like, "Did I just hear that?". Then laughed. Then I saw your comment
Literally heard the same thing 💀💀
The news guy, funny enough, is a friend of mine 😂 “we’re jealous” is actually “Ward Jolles” which is his name.
His name is Marks, Skid Marks.
@penguinz0 I pulled out the 'Where's my hug at' at the club last night, I now have a date tomorrow.
So I was at the club, sorta just standing there awkardly when sudden courage(the liquid variety) took a hold of me. I got onto the, I guess you could call it a dance floor, and started with a shuffle, which turned into a 'Where's my hug at?' Which I did for about 10 seconds before moving my arms up and down slowly, continuing the 'Wmha?' arm movements. At the third downwards motion, I spiced it up with a Henry Cavill arm reload which led into a body wave, starting off with my shoulders, lifting my arms up slowly, morphing into an arm wave. The arm wave was then turned into a robotic egyptian(just gotta imagine it) before i then did a 360 spin and began another 'Wmha?' Where a girl started doing it with me.
Enjoy your date dirty dancer.
And everyone clapped. Well done my man
Sounds absolutely pathetic
@Joseph1441-u1ewhat the fuck
@@fugginrambo yeah but you're ginger
Doorstep dookie is diabolical
The Amber Heard Turd
It's the Scatman!
he's like the worst sim you've ever met
6:47 shhhh... They listening, they whispering, do you hear it? A silent whisp of no return
Wild how Charlie is so caught up on the guy having horrible hygiene bc he’s wearing the same outfit 3 days in a row, when Charles himself has worn the same white tshirt almost every day for fucking 10 years 💀
"He's wearing the exact same clothes" While Charlie is wearing the exact same clothes. 💀
Charlie really amused himself with "Poop Shit Man." 😂
0:38 I love this face
instead of taking a package he selflessly donates one
0:53 i can just imagine charlie 5 minutes before recording this video giggling like a child whilst making up nicknames for this villain
He is a time traveller leaving sum secret message in there