@@Matheus-gc5fn in another episode, a sort of one-off joke is that is middle name is Tristolph, short for Tristopher, due to a misunderstanding after Richard and Nicole agreed on Christopher
8:46 I think you missed the reference. There was a game show called "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" during which the contestants were asked multiple choice questions until they got one wrong. They had a few different "lifelines" that they could use to help when they were stuck, one of which was "phone a friend." One guy made it to the last question and used his "phone a friend" to call his dad. Instead of reading the question and asking for help he said "hey dad, I don't really need your help, I just called to say I'm going to win the million dollars" and then gave the correct answer.
I wouldn’t say that “innit” (short for “isn’t it?”) is always equivalent of “desu” (“is”) but desu sometimes serves the same purpose in context. I would say a closer equivalence would be to “ne?” Both are basically semi-rhetorical questions that presume agreement (“I know, right?”).
Maybe not 'best friends', but I always thought a Superman / Spider-Man crossover would be amusing. Clark Kent gets an assignment working for the Daily Bugle and Peter Parker gets tapped to be his photographer. Then the two spend the entire time finding excuses to ditch each other at the exact same time to save the day, over and over.
With Clark's super senses, he'd definitely notice that Peter is not fully human, but he wouldn't say anything because it's impolite to ask strangers what species they are.
6:10 prank callers bout to have a whole new existential crisis with this one. Imagine calling a rich person and asking if their refrigerator is running and telling them to catch it only to hear them on the other side of the line running after it.
ON TOPIC OF HORSE ELECTROLYTES!!! NO!! While not harmful in small amounts, they are optimized for horses and, surprise! horses and humans need vastly different levels of minerals and what not. This post is a recurring topic in most of my horse groups.
Idk why it's so confusing/funny to the others that you're in groups about horses, which is probably just an interest of yours?? Lol??? Horses are pretty cool so Anyway yeah it should be obvious that something labeled for horses isn't healthy for humans LMAO
@@teddy-behr it's just the atypicality of it that i find funny, i'm not making fun of OP for being a horse enjoyer (which is hard considering i'm a Yahiamice enjoyer
I feel like people don't understand that sometimes, engineering stupid stuff like a fridge that moves is fun as F**k. You just wake up one day and think "I wanna make a drone that shoots nerf darts" and then you do just that, is sick AF. It doesn't always have to be used by literally everyone in the world. If someone wants it, so be it. if someone doesn't want it, so be it. Don't hate if inventions being useless when they are cool af.
If I had a videogame where I could engineer stupid shi- just for the sake of it I would be doing that all the time- wait I think I actually know afew that I could make robo fridges in.
4:23 As someone with minor knowledge of Japanese, 'desu' is to say that something is whatever you described. In Japanese, verbs come at the end of the sentence, so it would be something like [John] [fast] [is] (not including the various modifiers the language uses). While 'desu ka' would be more accurate due to 'innit' being phrased as a question, the two are used in almost the exact same way
@asierx7047There’s no evidence to support the Japanese “ne” being an import from Portuguese, even though both languages use it in a very similar fashion.
4:23 That is perfect and very true. Both are memetically overused particles in their respective languages, and are used for the same thing by internet users despite having very defined uses. Very good
But isn't it "-ne" not "desu-"? Like desu does mean that, but it could be used as desu-ka or desu-ne, and only desu-ne really translates properly to innit. Whereas by ending any word in -ne could also be translated in appending "innit", though it's not perfect I swear it's more true. This is gnawing at my brain.
@nightsfool2693 All you said is true. But the joke is that they don't mean the same thing. They were overused the same way (as shorthand for "I am parodying this language" at best). But your perspective is totally true
9:19 Why would you want to live in the Marvel New York? "I can't make it to work. The Hulk used my car to break open a building and the Human Torch melted the subway station."
Wait wait. They might be onto something with the moving fridge. Imagine picking up a baton, giving it a swish and all the appliances begin to dance and rearrange themselves. Like magic.
2:24 let me tell you a little secret… lightly toast 2 slices of bead, put as many sausages as you can easily fit on one of the slices, then add ketchup or whatever sauce you usually have with sausages, nothing is also fine, then put the other slice of toast on top, and you now have a delicacy called “sausages on toast” you don’t need to toast the bread if you don’t want to, it’s just to make the bread slightly crunchy and more stable so it’s easier to eat and it can’t fall apart I always make extra sausages whenever I make them so I can have sausages on toast with the leftovers. It’s surprisingly filling despite being so small, really tasty, and you can have as many as you want since they’re easy to make - bread (toasted if you want), sausage, preferred condiment/s, other bread. Best way to eat sausages imo
7:05 "tried on friend's glasses as a joke" That's also how my bro realized he needed glasses. 11:45 Lunch time is when my family does thanksgiving meals. Dinner is leftovers
I imagine the dog fridge ~runs~ (pun pun) on a bit of roomba logic so it could navigate carpets. I wonder if it smacks into stuff too while trying to find you. I would be endlessly amused and adore it if that really is how it gets around. Edit to add; I call it the "dog fridge" because you call for it to come to you
@ I’m not talking about the content creators or voice actors, fully their characters. Obviously there’s gonna be some aspects of the actual person in the character, but character and creator distinction is very important (Also I grew up with these two series 😭 That’s literally all I could think of)
4:27 I DO GET IT!!!!! innit and desu (and the candian "eh") serve the same linguistic function as a sort of tick up at the end of a sentence to indicate a question! "nice day, innit?" "good weather we've been having, eh?" american english doesn't have a true equivalent and im SO mad about it forever because i LOVE it as a linguistic Thing
It boggles my mind that there are people who listen to Christmas music intentionally. Like they seriously stream it on Spotify? Really? I would give up half my liver and two limbs to never have to hear that shit ever again.
Fair enough if you despise it, but that doesn't mean absolutely *everyone* in the world feels that way and there's no one who wouldn't want to listen to it. Some people actually do still enjoy the holidays and it's not like some people enjoying Christmas music is an outlandish thought just because there are other people who dislike it.
5:56 okay but consider the accessibility!! Can’t consistently navigate and need to eat/drink? Boom, increased independence! So long as it doesn’t cost all of one’s life savings…
"Desu" is a japanese linking verb, generally meaning "it is" or "to be". Its used after the noun at the end of a sentance. "Watashi wa John desu" "Innit" is a contraction of "Isn't it", and is also used at the end of a senrance. "it's the easiest way, innit?"
So for everyone thinking drinking horse electrolytes is grose or unhealthy, first animal food must follow some fda standards to be safe for human consumption, because so many people accidently killed themselves during the great depression eating oet food that it became a governmental problem. Plus most horse food is human food in different shapes and serving portions that many human unironicly eat and buy horse treats and food to eat themselves. This has been fun facts!
Yeah. Played one match. People told me to defend the core, so I defended the core. We lost the match and they blamed me for 'doing nothing', except I, as a newbie (and told them I was a newbie), was just doing the job they gave me. Left the game, uninstalled, never went back. If that's how my FIRST match went? It's not for me. The worst part is, they gave me that role knowing I was an AMBUSH character with very little health.
Teacher here! We had D.E.A.R time every day when I taught elementary school in NE Ohio. Kindergarten through 8th grade, students were supposed to get 30 to 45 minutes of time to read a book of their choice. Usually, this is also when we had snack. Students were encouraged to also try out different genres of literature and collect at least 5 through the year. We also had D.E.A.W time wherein students had 30 minutes to work on their writing. That was a bit more structured; depending on your age and the time of the year, you might be working on a "How To" book, a narrative, an argumentative essay, a fairy tale, historical fiction, etc.
I remember my class had a DEAR on school schedule when I was in 5th grade, they would dim the lights just enough and play music for focusing. Cool to hear that it's still a thing. Thank you for the share, hearing from perspectives like this is very interesting to me and I love to hear about these kind of situations. (I hope the rest of the current school year goes well you and your students, by the way, after Winter Break ends of course.)
2:59 sooo I'm almost 50 years old (I was born in the late 70's) and starting around 25 years ago I started buying ballcaps in bulk. The same color, same style. EVERY photo of me for the last 25 years it looks like I'm wearing the same hat. No one has said anything yet but I know in my heart that one day it will confuse at least one person. and thats all I ask for
4:28 This is FALSE. What 'innit' actualy translates to in Japanese wuold be 'ne' - which could come after 'desu', but is it's own separate thing. Like 'Samui desu ne' which means 'Cold, innit'.
2:50 Dude, that one about wearing the same thing is so true. I’m tall so it’s already hard to find clothes that fit. A while back I discovered that Dickies has a tall people line. I ordered a couple black t-shirts for work, but I loved them so much I wore them outside of work. Then I decided to only wear these, actually really quality t-shirts, and ordered 7 more….then about 6 months later I ordered more so I can have a fresh t-shirt everyday and only do laundry once every two weeks. So yeah, it’s been about 3 years that I wear the exact same thing every day: black Dickies tall t-shirt and charcoal grey Dickies shorts. I fucking love it.🤣🤷🏼♂️
2:09 The inverse of this question is which two characters from two fictional universes would dislike each other the most. Personally, I'd say Astro Boy and AM.
8:43 They gave you an hour, use the hour. Fifteen minutes a burger and drink, one box of fries each half hour, same for the nuggies. 100k for a slightly-bigger-than-average dump later is small potatoes.
11:37 Easiest solution: Keep it simple. No lunch. Snack only. Chex Mix is a personal fave (better if home-made), but you can do trail mix, a small bowl of chips, some fresh fruit, one slice of garlic bread... Whatever you choose, make sure it's not a lot. Just enough to tide you over to dinner. And make sure it's a fairly bog-standard thing with not a lot of complexity. Same with the 'lunch' drink- have yourself water or fruit juice, but no soda. Dinner is when you have the fancy drinks like spiced apple cider with orange slices or lemon-lime soda mixed with fruit compote (literally just fruit in a fruity syrup).
2:24 Yeah, visit any Bunnings hardware warehouse on weekends in Australia, and you can buy a sausage (placed diagonally) on a slice of white bread, optionally with fried onion, for $3.50. Community groups across the country will thank you.
8:47 it’s a reference to a clip of who wants to be a millionaire where at the final question he uses it to tell his dad that but idk if it’s the same dollar amount
8:40 Very interesting dilemma, one would call in Badlands Chug to chug all the drinks and side task on the burgers and nuggets, however the more potent speed of a mukbanger or a hotdog eating champion would be much appreciated in clearing the food parts.
02:50 I’ve apparently been a cartoon character for the past 2-3 years then. I’ve been constantly wearing the same brown skirt to the point where people almost didn’t recognize me when I wore a pair of trousers once.
9:32: This is especially hilarious because I just rewatched CollegeHumor's video with Brennan Lee Mulligan as the CEO of Oreo, begging them to stop making new flavors. That being said, the carrot cake ones are amazing.
Gumball's name was Zachary, until he got his name legally changed to Gumball, all because Zach was trying to change him and make him forget himself
Can confirm. Watched the episode. Although i never knew his FULL name.
@@Matheus-gc5fn in another episode, a sort of one-off joke is that is middle name is Tristolph, short for Tristopher, due to a misunderstanding after Richard and Nicole agreed on Christopher
@lilharm ok
Keep in mind this all started because he wanted to put his initials into a video game score board
@@lilharmimagine having a full name that has 2 letters from the final 4 of the alphabet.
5:56
"is your refrigerator running?"
"Yeah, it just brought me a beer"
"Uhh..... What?"
bro cooked the 90s prank caller kids
Literally what I was about say.
Rich people be CRAZY.
some rich dude got pranked by this and was probably like "wait a minute, that's a good idea... WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"
I was just gonna say that until I looked in the comments lol
8:46 I think you missed the reference. There was a game show called "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" during which the contestants were asked multiple choice questions until they got one wrong. They had a few different "lifelines" that they could use to help when they were stuck, one of which was "phone a friend." One guy made it to the last question and used his "phone a friend" to call his dad. Instead of reading the question and asking for help he said "hey dad, I don't really need your help, I just called to say I'm going to win the million dollars" and then gave the correct answer.
Not only was he the first person to win the 1 million dollars, he also had not used a lifeline up to that point.
@@AndrewTJ31 Bro flexed when he didn't have to, lmao
Innit is definitely "ne" for British
As a Japanese when I found that out it was so completely perfect that it deadass made me question my whole life
Now, wait till you learn how we use "né" in Brazil
For an extra step, check out the theory that it entered use in Japanese via a similar sounding expression in Portuguese.
the internet is a beautiful place.
Afrikaans has "nê?" which means the same thing
I wouldn’t say that “innit” (short for “isn’t it?”) is always equivalent of “desu” (“is”) but desu sometimes serves the same purpose in context. I would say a closer equivalence would be to “ne?” Both are basically semi-rhetorical questions that presume agreement (“I know, right?”).
Plus, they are ultra overused in memes ans language criticism. Like, compare chan policy in or about 2007 and the britishism trend in the 2010s.
I'm pretty sure "ne" came from Portuguese missionaries who went to Japan. "Não é?" got abbreviated to "né?," which means "isn't it."
desu ne
innit is short for isnt it.
@mkdoesmusicthats what he said brother
Maybe not 'best friends', but I always thought a Superman / Spider-Man crossover would be amusing.
Clark Kent gets an assignment working for the Daily Bugle and Peter Parker gets tapped to be his photographer.
Then the two spend the entire time finding excuses to ditch each other at the exact same time to save the day, over and over.
Take my money
Keep going, I think we can revive Stan Lee like this
i need it, i need it so bad
With Clark's super senses, he'd definitely notice that Peter is not fully human, but he wouldn't say anything because it's impolite to ask strangers what species they are.
That crossover actually happened way back in 1976, like official and everything.
6:10 prank callers bout to have a whole new existential crisis with this one. Imagine calling a rich person and asking if their refrigerator is running and telling them to catch it only to hear them on the other side of the line running after it.
ON TOPIC OF HORSE ELECTROLYTES!!! NO!! While not harmful in small amounts, they are optimized for horses and, surprise! horses and humans need vastly different levels of minerals and what not.
This post is a recurring topic in most of my horse groups.
"most of my horse groups"???
@JustCallMeFran-i6v lmao true
Idk why it's so confusing/funny to the others that you're in groups about horses, which is probably just an interest of yours?? Lol??? Horses are pretty cool so
Anyway yeah it should be obvious that something labeled for horses isn't healthy for humans LMAO
as a slav, i am immune to the electrolytes, all i need are alcohol and meat
@@teddy-behr it's just the atypicality of it that i find funny, i'm not making fun of OP for being a horse enjoyer (which is hard considering i'm a Yahiamice enjoyer
Watching Arcane and then trying LoL is like watching Breaking Bad and thinking it's a good idea to try Meth.
The meth might be better for you
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@@astralwormboiyeah
@@astralwormboi Thank you for grocery list.
@@Emperor-Quill no need to thank me
I feel like people don't understand that sometimes, engineering stupid stuff like a fridge that moves is fun as F**k. You just wake up one day and think "I wanna make a drone that shoots nerf darts" and then you do just that, is sick AF. It doesn't always have to be used by literally everyone in the world. If someone wants it, so be it. if someone doesn't want it, so be it. Don't hate if inventions being useless when they are cool af.
I am sad that youtube doesnt have pictures and gifs cuz i cant have a draedon speech buble placed here
If I had a videogame where I could engineer stupid shi- just for the sake of it I would be doing that all the time- wait I think I actually know afew that I could make robo fridges in.
@@jwalster9412 try people playground
@astralwormboi I mean I have automation, I can literally make a motorized fridge.
@jwalster9412: it isn’t perfect by any stretch, but Zelda TOTK scratched that itch for me lolol
11:14 Reads like he sent him 20 pairs of shoes, 1 size too small.
4:23 As someone with minor knowledge of Japanese, 'desu' is to say that something is whatever you described. In Japanese, verbs come at the end of the sentence, so it would be something like [John] [fast] [is] (not including the various modifiers the language uses). While 'desu ka' would be more accurate due to 'innit' being phrased as a question, the two are used in almost the exact same way
Wouldn't that be "desu ne"? "Desu ka" sounds more like a legitimate question than a rhetorical "innit"
@spaceninja7984 Possibly. As I said, my knowledge is minor. What little conversational Japanese I know is extremely formal
@@spaceninja7984 "ne" is an import from the portuguese "né?" which in itself is a direct translation of "Isn't it?"
*"ne" **_is_** "innit".*
@asierx7047There’s no evidence to support the Japanese “ne” being an import from Portuguese, even though both languages use it in a very similar fashion.
4:23 That is perfect and very true. Both are memetically overused particles in their respective languages, and are used for the same thing by internet users despite having very defined uses. Very good
But isn't it "-ne" not "desu-"? Like desu does mean that, but it could be used as desu-ka or desu-ne, and only desu-ne really translates properly to innit. Whereas by ending any word in -ne could also be translated in appending "innit", though it's not perfect I swear it's more true. This is gnawing at my brain.
@@nightsfool2693Yeah it’s actually ne, not desu
@nightsfool2693 All you said is true. But the joke is that they don't mean the same thing. They were overused the same way (as shorthand for "I am parodying this language" at best). But your perspective is totally true
@@gabrote42 Thanks, I was getting so confused.
9:19 Why would you want to live in the Marvel New York? "I can't make it to work. The Hulk used my car to break open a building and the Human Torch melted the subway station."
Wait wait. They might be onto something with the moving fridge. Imagine picking up a baton, giving it a swish and all the appliances begin to dance and rearrange themselves. Like magic.
Okay, Merlon.
Rearranging furniture ...
Seth McFarlane must now be made to record an audiobook version of The Call of Cthulhu.
2:24 let me tell you a little secret… lightly toast 2 slices of bead, put as many sausages as you can easily fit on one of the slices, then add ketchup or whatever sauce you usually have with sausages, nothing is also fine, then put the other slice of toast on top, and you now have a delicacy called “sausages on toast” you don’t need to toast the bread if you don’t want to, it’s just to make the bread slightly crunchy and more stable so it’s easier to eat and it can’t fall apart
I always make extra sausages whenever I make them so I can have sausages on toast with the leftovers. It’s surprisingly filling despite being so small, really tasty, and you can have as many as you want since they’re easy to make - bread (toasted if you want), sausage, preferred condiment/s, other bread. Best way to eat sausages imo
Do you slice the sausages so that there is at least one flat surface meeting the toast?
this feels about right coming from someone with a goose profile
5:46 📞is your.. is your refrigerator running..
Stop making good jokes
> ❤ Yes. > No.
*click!*
towards me, yes
7:05 "tried on friend's glasses as a joke" That's also how my bro realized he needed glasses.
11:45 Lunch time is when my family does thanksgiving meals. Dinner is leftovers
Sometime between 2 and 4 is mealtime on Thanksgiving. The rules don't apply on Thanksgiving, there's the meal and then graze the rest of the day
It's weird how you don't realize how bad your eyes are until you put glasses on one day and go "wait stuff can be this sharp??"
It's how I realised in middle school
Lmao, this was all posted on Twitter, repackaged to Reddit, repackaged to TH-cam, and (may) be repackaged to Imessage or Whatsapp.
Exactly.
Except the voice acting
Same day delivery too
Recycling..
Social media singularity.
8:15 as a hockey player, I can assure you that having screws on your helmet readjusted can sometimes feel like your brain is getting lobotomized lmfao
2:57 You've heard of Jack Black, now get ready for Zach Black.
6:40 "carries around a picture of her dad and makes everyone look at it and agree he's handsome" is some Maes Hughes-coded behavior
Nah, that's some Sigmund Freud-coded behavior. Mother beware, you're competition.
@@quinnholleman1547 Can't I just have one thing that's wholesome today...
We don't have time to unpack all of whatever she has going on.
"They made Marty thinking of Donkey from Shrek."
Wonder how that could have happened since they're both from DreamWorks movies.
0:31 my parents would be proud of you.
-insert smiling tf2 sniper here
4:30 No. No no no. "innit" is equivalent for "ne" not "desu". "Desu" is an affirmative particle, "ne" is asking for confirmation, like "innit" does
I imagine the dog fridge ~runs~ (pun pun) on a bit of roomba logic so it could navigate carpets. I wonder if it smacks into stuff too while trying to find you. I would be endlessly amused and adore it if that really is how it gets around.
Edit to add; I call it the "dog fridge" because you call for it to come to you
4:33 desu is japanese for "eh?"
Like "weather's rough today, eh?"
That's "Ne." Desu ne is the equivalent
@jayher3758 ah
Then the twitter user was also wrong because that's what they were referring to
@@_StarlightRose_ i know, I was thinking that and my "um akchealy" brain needed to go to the comments and say it when I found your comment. Cheers
desu is a copula verb, not a question tag. Ne is question tag equivalent of innit, right etc. Japanese. A grammar and its usage can teach you a lot :P
Desu is a formal suffix - not much inherent meaning, though one could say it serves the purpose of “is”
2:15 Last Life Zombie Cleo and Mystreet Zane. Their sarcastic dry-humor would be TOP TIER✨
ah yes, fictional characters
@ I’m not talking about the content creators or voice actors, fully their characters. Obviously there’s gonna be some aspects of the actual person in the character, but character and creator distinction is very important (Also I grew up with these two series 😭 That’s literally all I could think of)
@@HarmonyMoonbeam024 fair enough but like
i was just tryna be a silly little guy
@@eeveeisepic1803 OH- sorry, internet sarcasm is a bit hard for me to pick up on sometimes 🥲
@@HarmonyMoonbeam024 its fine dw bout it
man r/Nonpoliticaltwitter's best is a lot shorter than the other's
3:05 feels good for a pigeon too
everywhere I go
I see you
h o w
@iflyplanesthrutunnels pigeon
@ fair
No teeth
I love your profile picture
8:43 I'm calling Jerma; have you seen his order from McDonald's? He could crush that, no problem
4:27 I DO GET IT!!!!!
innit and desu (and the candian "eh") serve the same linguistic function as a sort of tick up at the end of a sentence to indicate a question! "nice day, innit?" "good weather we've been having, eh?" american english doesn't have a true equivalent and im SO mad about it forever because i LOVE it as a linguistic Thing
Don't we have The word Huh As 1
@@CadenManley-w9u sort of? but huh is also a filler word in a way the others aren't, it also doesn't tick up in quite the same way.
2:34 As an Aussie we always have sausage sizzles and we use bread insted or buns but it's ment to be corner to corner
I noticed that the sausage was positioned wrong, and it did bother me
It boggles my mind that there are people who listen to Christmas music intentionally. Like they seriously stream it on Spotify? Really? I would give up half my liver and two limbs to never have to hear that shit ever again.
Fair enough if you despise it, but that doesn't mean absolutely *everyone* in the world feels that way and there's no one who wouldn't want to listen to it. Some people actually do still enjoy the holidays and it's not like some people enjoying Christmas music is an outlandish thought just because there are other people who dislike it.
5:56 okay but consider the accessibility!! Can’t consistently navigate and need to eat/drink? Boom, increased independence! So long as it doesn’t cost all of one’s life savings…
6:04 is your refrigerator running?
9:23 THANKYOU FOR SHOWING THE 2012 VERSIONS, I GREW UP WITH THAT GENERATION!!
As an Australian, sausage on a slice of bread is a bunnings visit staple
11:30 - Ryan Reynolds doing this reply when that sounds _exactly_ like the kind of movie he would star in.
"Desu" is a japanese linking verb, generally meaning "it is" or "to be". Its used after the noun at the end of a sentance. "Watashi wa John desu"
"Innit" is a contraction of "Isn't it", and is also used at the end of a senrance. "it's the easiest way, innit?"
2:15 gangle from TADC and N from murder drones purely because they both draw art in a manga style
Geto and Frieza
“Filthy monkeys”
“Hello monkey”
So for everyone thinking drinking horse electrolytes is grose or unhealthy, first animal food must follow some fda standards to be safe for human consumption, because so many people accidently killed themselves during the great depression eating oet food that it became a governmental problem. Plus most horse food is human food in different shapes and serving portions that many human unironicly eat and buy horse treats and food to eat themselves. This has been fun facts!
0:57 it’s seriously THAT BAD???? 💀💀💀💀
Never played it myself, but I've heard the player base can be pretty toxic. Like, suggesting you unalive yourself if you're bad at the game, etc.
Yeah.
Played one match. People told me to defend the core, so I defended the core.
We lost the match and they blamed me for 'doing nothing', except I, as a newbie (and told them I was a newbie), was just doing the job they gave me.
Left the game, uninstalled, never went back. If that's how my FIRST match went? It's not for me.
The worst part is, they gave me that role knowing I was an AMBUSH character with very little health.
Yes. It took me thirty minutes just to make an account
Yes.
Unitonically it's not that bad but it's also not for everyone and it's optimization is terrible
Teacher here! We had D.E.A.R time every day when I taught elementary school in NE Ohio. Kindergarten through 8th grade, students were supposed to get 30 to 45 minutes of time to read a book of their choice. Usually, this is also when we had snack. Students were encouraged to also try out different genres of literature and collect at least 5 through the year. We also had D.E.A.W time wherein students had 30 minutes to work on their writing. That was a bit more structured; depending on your age and the time of the year, you might be working on a "How To" book, a narrative, an argumentative essay, a fairy tale, historical fiction, etc.
I remember my class had a DEAR on school schedule when I was in 5th grade, they would dim the lights just enough and play music for focusing. Cool to hear that it's still a thing. Thank you for the share, hearing from perspectives like this is very interesting to me and I love to hear about these kind of situations.
(I hope the rest of the current school year goes well you and your students, by the way, after Winter Break ends of course.)
Now this is how you get giggles out of everyone! Just EmKay
11:56 it’s this new thing called “nothing”.
Zach sounds like the vocal combination of all of the other narrators
Damien and zach sound so alike that id just assumed that zach had left emkay, but no i just couldn't distinguish the two
1:55 who's trying to blend in?
It’s not “desu” it’s almost literally “ne?”
That said, I laughed so hard.
11:40
The answer is as little as possible while still staving off hunger enough to be bearable
I miss Wendy's yellow.
2:59 sooo I'm almost 50 years old (I was born in the late 70's) and starting around 25 years ago I started buying ballcaps in bulk. The same color, same style. EVERY photo of me for the last 25 years it looks like I'm wearing the same hat. No one has said anything yet but I know in my heart that one day it will confuse at least one person. and thats all I ask for
4:30 "innit" is used as a confirmation of whats been said. "Thats mad, innit" or "thats well good innit"
5:52
“Hey, is your refrigerator running?”
“Yes, please send help.”
"Innit" seems a lot closer to "desune" than just "desu"
4:28 This is FALSE. What 'innit' actualy translates to in Japanese wuold be 'ne' - which could come after 'desu', but is it's own separate thing. Like 'Samui desu ne' which means 'Cold, innit'.
2:50 Dude, that one about wearing the same thing is so true. I’m tall so it’s already hard to find clothes that fit. A while back I discovered that Dickies has a tall people line. I ordered a couple black t-shirts for work, but I loved them so much I wore them outside of work. Then I decided to only wear these, actually really quality t-shirts, and ordered 7 more….then about 6 months later I ordered more so I can have a fresh t-shirt everyday and only do laundry once every two weeks.
So yeah, it’s been about 3 years that I wear the exact same thing every day: black Dickies tall t-shirt and charcoal grey Dickies shorts. I fucking love it.🤣🤷🏼♂️
1:29 the way I limitedly straightened out-
literally in my banana yellow sweatshirt 😭🙏
6:09 Man, this is hilarious but also I'm glad someone else understands. They piss me off too lol
11:38 you're supposed to starve yourself for the entire day until dinner so that you can enjoy the feast the most
5:45 just imagine yelling "ARCHIMEDES!!!" and a white box full of pepsi just rolls over to you
13:32
nothing in my life could have possibly prepared me for that string of words
i am absolutely floored and flabbergasted lmao
3:42 I really hate how this is true😂
2:25 the way you do that is you use a beef sausage that you barbecue, and you put it in diagonally. and you get it from a hardware store
9:55 THE INTERROBANG IS DEAD‽ NAY! THE INTERROBANG (‽) LIVES!!!
2:09 The inverse of this question is which two characters from two fictional universes would dislike each other the most. Personally, I'd say Astro Boy and AM.
2:38 I've had the hotdurger because we only had some burgerbuns and some hotdogs left
4:00 That got a chuckle out of me
5:47 this is, the humans from WALL-E levels of laziness
Milo from Atlantis and Ariel would have a blast together, archeologist frens
Bro the Panasonic Fridge gonna add a whole new layer to: “Is your Refrigerator running?”
2:46 Remember the two guys from Star Wars Rebels? Remember how they ended up no longer in the show?
Yeah, that was the turning point for me, probably.
5:46 Is your refrigerator running? Yes, and it knows your location
8:43 They gave you an hour, use the hour. Fifteen minutes a burger and drink, one box of fries each half hour, same for the nuggies. 100k for a slightly-bigger-than-average dump later is small potatoes.
4:22 desu/です is used at the end of former sentences (I forgot if it could be casual too)
"In it" is NOT British for "desu...."
It's British for "Desu ne!"
9:39 The cookies are pretty good but i still need to try the soda
10:03 I would unironically use the rhetorical question and doubt ones
11:37 Easiest solution: Keep it simple. No lunch. Snack only. Chex Mix is a personal fave (better if home-made), but you can do trail mix, a small bowl of chips, some fresh fruit, one slice of garlic bread... Whatever you choose, make sure it's not a lot. Just enough to tide you over to dinner. And make sure it's a fairly bog-standard thing with not a lot of complexity. Same with the 'lunch' drink- have yourself water or fruit juice, but no soda. Dinner is when you have the fancy drinks like spiced apple cider with orange slices or lemon-lime soda mixed with fruit compote (literally just fruit in a fruity syrup).
12:50 the coordination is hilarious
2:24 Yeah, visit any Bunnings hardware warehouse on weekends in Australia, and you can buy a sausage (placed diagonally) on a slice of white bread, optionally with fried onion, for $3.50. Community groups across the country will thank you.
8:47 it’s a reference to a clip of who wants to be a millionaire where at the final question he uses it to tell his dad that but idk if it’s the same dollar amount
8:40 Very interesting dilemma, one would call in Badlands Chug to chug all the drinks and side task on the burgers and nuggets, however the more potent speed of a mukbanger or a hotdog eating champion would be much appreciated in clearing the food parts.
02:50 I’ve apparently been a cartoon character for the past 2-3 years then. I’ve been constantly wearing the same brown skirt to the point where people almost didn’t recognize me when I wore a pair of trousers once.
“Straighten your back” my back is perfectly straight, granted I am lying on my couch back
Either Donkey and Martin would be the best of friends, or they'd be mortal enemies
9:32: This is especially hilarious because I just rewatched CollegeHumor's video with Brennan Lee Mulligan as the CEO of Oreo, begging them to stop making new flavors. That being said, the carrot cake ones are amazing.
2:09 Peppino Spaghetti and Dynamite Anton
2:55 literally I decided to buy as many pairs of almost-identical pants as I could find at one point last year and I am yet to regret it
A sausage off a bbq grill wrapped in soft white bread, tomato sauce and optional fried onions. Is the proper way to eat a sausage.
1:29 dammit that one got me
Literally me rn:🍌🍌
5:46 is your refrigerator running?
Well you better go catch it 😜
9:48 The interrobang may be dead, but it lives on in the modern use of '!?' Sure, it's two instead of one, but it gets the job done.
This is the earliest I've been to an Emkay video
10:58 This implies that soibulma has other valuable secrets but this is just an unimportant one.
2:32 Australia with the Sausage Snaga: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?
5:50 Ok rumbas have a hard enough time navigating your house already, you don't want to see that thing fall down your stairs...
2:30 People in New Zealand almost always use bread for sausages, especially at sausage sizzles in front of a Bunnings lol