@@navc8522 The end won't matter, because nature will eventually take back the land. Time is the real victor, because it marches on as nature is stuck in a cycle of decay and rebirth. Sorrymasen I went all philosolophical like that, friendo.
On a lighter note, Mumei really does sound like a child between them. Kronii has the "authoritative Dad" voice, Fauna has the "gentle Mother" voice and Mumei has the "quirky child" voice. This is starting to look REALLY familiar... **Looking over to Calli, Gura and Kiara**
@@the_seeker.entity9206 can only 12 pages be considered a “treatise” though? I can see Kronii nitpicking that if she opened Fauna’s self-described ‘treatise’ and saw it was only 12 pages long lol
@@Khajiidaro Civilization at full potential unlocks something on the level of Kang the motherfucking Conqueror. And Mumei should have acess to that. Makes sense nanodesu.
@@lunavre1771 Kroniis complaints more had to do with redundant word choices rather than grammar. She only corrected her grammar twice, ex-nether instead of ex nether and furthermore instead of further, both of which kronii was correct about. She also pointed out that she used corporeal (meaning body, I think) instead of coporal punishment. Copereal could technically be correct, and mean the same thing, but considering that corporal punishment is an actual thing, this is probably what Fauna meant.
@@elmatador2139 Furthermore is an actual word and was used correctly. I think what Kronii meant was that "further", which Fauna had previously used, sounds similar to "furthermore", so Fauna should have replaced "furthermore" with something else to be less repetitive.
I work retail and it's just plain boring. Hilariously, they have a training video talking about Unions and kinda telling you how they work. Warning you that you basically sign over your right to self representation. That the company has no obligation to give in to demands and only prove they argued in good faith. Thing is, _the Union can lie to the press about what they want,_ *but the company cannot.* Which means trying to blindside the company with a press release to pressure the company better be ready to have their real demands exposed if they're stupid about it. I'm personally against them because it seems like a good way for the Union Boss to make off with the dues and basically forces you into a salary you can never raise and positions you can never get out of. I don't need anyone else to represent me.
Mumei: *just moves the hell in without asking and justifies it later* Fauna: *forms a labor union for no apparent reason* Kronii: "Excuse me, can I be in charge for a while?"
Civilization trying to colonize the domain of others, nature trying to make a place for itself before the inevitable heat death of the universe. Meanwhile time watches it all happen, mostly letting others do as they please because eventually everything will return back to nothing.
I mean Fauna right now is richest in EN. Absolute mastadont. Sugar mommy. And with her dominant World Tree project and farm's her state of presence is impeccable.
"The workers must seize the means of production!" Koronii: "Here it is! The Diamond Pick Axe. You can keep it after you're done~!" Workers: "You only gave us the means of production! We should be given more than that."
@@1ProAssassin its more like, by seizing the means of production they are taking collective ownership of the value created by the means of production i.e. ore, diamonds, or whatever the heck it is they're mining for. i know you are making a joke but i can't help myself
@@janehrahan5116 yeah whatever. one could easily argue that capitalism is the most destructive economic model. when the water wars start, you will have capitalism to thank for it.
2:28 Fauna: "We demand that you cease *_corporeal_* punishment against piglins." Kronii: "Very well. I will remove their bodies from them and undo the punishment."
@@isaiascanete6651 I.e. is for clarification. You are restating the previous sentence to ensure understanding (statement i.e. restatement.) E.g. is citation. You are providing an example or proof of your previous statement ( statement e.g. proof of statement.)
I guess in that universe, Vladimir Lenin is a popular vTuber whose most noteworthy clips include that one time he buried his friend and fellow vTuber Nicholas II in the Nether?
@@chancekahle2214 The very non-unionized, vaguely skeevy construction company I used to work for had hour-long lunch breaks too. Where I live, unions are all corruption and no action, leeching off workers' paychecks, spending it all on political donations, and getting piss all in return. Union workers have even physically threatened my old company's employees for working on the same construction site and tried to forcibly prevent us from accessing it, despite the fact the both companies had contracts to work there. There wasn't even a strike or anything, they were just butthurt that they had to work alongside us. They're a bunch of violent thugs, petty tyrants, and stupid bastards, as far as I'm concerned, and the assholes we had to deal with all deserved a liberal helping of pepper spray and corrective beatings for acting like a gang rather than a construction company. I'd love to see unions that aren't useless and I know they exist, but there aren't too many around here.
@@Morrigi192 Look over the ocean boi. All the free healthcare. Your paid vacation and your sick leave that you crave so much. We in Europe have it. And you k ow why? Because of unions. Also just that you know. Your working conditions in america are as bad as 3rd world countries in africa. Like literally. Not even joking. You guys need to do SOMETHING.
@@milanwiehe6578 I hate to tell you but that isn't even close to true. Generally workers in America don't have to worry about weather or not they will get to go home that evening because they might die, be enslaved, or get injured. Most people don't have to worry about starving, unless they live in certain states, so long as they work jobs that don't screw them over like restaurant's can. And last I checked we have clean water and sewage systems in America so we don't have to worry about getting horribly sick from tainted water or waist exposure. We have paid vacation and sick leave, however the limits I agree aren't great. As for free healthcare, that doesn't exist. You PAY for that healthcare with your taxes. We pay for it when we need it. our system isn't great, but its really complicated to try and change. Everything in America is complicated to change because of the two parties being so violently opposed to each other right now. And Unions in general in America do nothing but ensure that workers don't have to do ANYTHING. I have had experience with 3 unions, they were slimy they were deceptive, they tried weaseling in where they weren't wanted, they would have taken away benefits, and they allowed absolutely incompetent idiots to remain in their jobs because none of their supervisors wanted to bother with the paperwork necessary to fire them for not doing the job they are paid for.
Kronii said it’s only demands and she gets nothing in return, but technically Fauna has won the conflict so far with the only causality being Kronii herself; historically the winning side of the war gets to demand things from the loser without giving anything in return. To the victor goes the spoils.
But did she really "win"? Or even if she did, would that give her the necessary power to dictate the treaty? History has proven countless times that just simply inflicting more casualties or even winning battles is not enough to achieve the final victory. Look at how Hannibal crushed the Roman legions countless times, 20% of the Roman male population died in Cannae alone. Or in the Great Northern war, Karl XII single-handedly smashed the anti-Swedish coalition that surrounded him on three sides, neutralized most of the rival states except for Russia, and defeated multiple Russian armies despite being outnumbered. Yet in the end, both men lost their wars and their life ended bitterly. Why was that the case? Because while they had an army of better quality and superior tactics, they could not account for a prolonged war. For every victory, their elite troops dwindled in number, while their enemies can easily remobilize their army. Russia and Rome could just simply outlast Karl's and Hannibal's war effort, as long as they keep their tenacity and will to fight. If Fauna had struck when the iron was hot - when Kronii was on the verge of total collapse- she could have ended the war in her favour. But she let Kronii have the window opportunity to reorganize. Now Bunkronii is stronger than ever, it's even expanded lately.
Remember, Napoleon, crushed the anti-France alliance numerous times, and it took 7 coalitions to finally put him down. Yet all they did was putting France border back to pre revolution period and demanding war reparation. They didn't even execute Napoleon for all the damage and terrors he had caused. They wanted to re-establish the balance of power and avoid to re-ignite the conflict. If Fauna demands are too harsh the result be similar to post ww1 Germany.
"Mumei is here because she wants to. I give her everything that she wants. Can you do the same, FAUNA?" Spoken like true character from a love triangle in a HS romance anime. Or u know, a parent who wants custody of the child who resorted to bribery.
@@jinclay4354 < Someone who doesn't know what Capitalism is. It's an economic system, not a system of governance. It never was a part of slavery nor expansion.
When the Union takes it's share you end up with less than you started with. Simple to hire more low level employees just for their vote so you can change the conditions in your company's favor. Then all problems aren't ever company problems anymore they are only union problems. Meet the new boss Same as the old boss
@@jayeisenhardt1337 1) we’re literally talking about unionizing in Minecraft, this isn’t place for an actual discussion. 2) you’ve clearly been fed anti-union propaganda.
Fauna: "I demand better furnitures" Kronni: But... it was YOU who built them ----- Yes, Fauna can become a Karen for Mumei... Surely everyone in the council would do so for Mumei xD
Kronii: *"This Treaty isn't Fair!, Just wait Fauna, someday... Someone will pull the trigger and I'll be leading of that!"* Kiara: *Sneeze in Austrian"*
I guess so, since past EN members have not started their own "companies" or joined one of the JP side companies xD And it only started because Fauna had nothing to do and she and Ina trolled Kronii's company into existence xD
When a civil war becomes a custody battle over Mumei
LMAO
It is fitting that civilization would hang in the balance during a war between time and nature.
@@navc8522 The end won't matter, because nature will eventually take back the land. Time is the real victor, because it marches on as nature is stuck in a cycle of decay and rebirth.
Sorrymasen I went all philosolophical like that, friendo.
On a lighter note, Mumei really does sound like a child between them. Kronii has the "authoritative Dad" voice, Fauna has the "gentle Mother" voice and Mumei has the "quirky child" voice.
This is starting to look REALLY familiar... **Looking over to Calli, Gura and Kiara**
This is just Helen of Troy all over again.
Fauna: "The Nether belongs to the piglins!"
Kronii: "Ever heard of colonization?"
She's called "The Warden" for a reason.
Kyuneiform
A protectorate*
cuz this kinda fits Kronii's title as "The Warden" more lol
This is why she has Mumei in her base, so she can also do civilization stuff like colonialism.
Spoken like a true Anglophone.
All hail the Empire of the Time Goddess.
@@kazmark_gl8652 colonization is the exact opposite of peaceful civilization
I like how Fauna was trolling Kronii by adding an extra 50 pages to make her treatise look like a massive document
It dragged in the middle, but the ending was sensational!
A dramatic pause for effect
tbf 12 pages is still pretty good
@@the_seeker.entity9206 can only 12 pages be considered a “treatise” though? I can see Kronii nitpicking that if she opened Fauna’s self-described ‘treatise’ and saw it was only 12 pages long lol
@@smokedcheesesweethome470 lessons from Calculon no doubt
Yep this confirm it…Mumei is the harem protagonist of the Council lol
Always has been
Was there ever any doubt?
I'm not seeing it.
It's more of a nervous love triangle. Like Haruhi, Tamaki, and Kyoya.
the successor of okayu
Fauna: Release Mumei!
Kronii: I'm not holding Mumei!
Mumei: I'm taking this place over
"... and I could kill you if I wanted to."
Fauna: "??????"
Kronii: "??????"
Mumei was the true mastermind behind the war. She was Palpatine, no one can convince me otherwise.
@@Khajiidaro LOL, or Darth Jar Jar. Can't tell me that girl isn't the true embodiment of civilization itself, all innocent mindless misery my ass
@@Khajiidaro Everybody gansta until civilization invents terraformers and time machines to mess with nature, space and time itself
@@Khajiidaro Civilization at full potential unlocks something on the level of Kang the motherfucking Conqueror.
And Mumei should have acess to that.
Makes sense nanodesu.
Kronii taking the demands less seriously with every error she finds
Except Kronii was wrong about the perceived grammar mistakes (Fauna had proper grammar)
@@lunavre1771 Kroniis complaints more had to do with redundant word choices rather than grammar. She only corrected her grammar twice, ex-nether instead of ex nether and furthermore instead of further, both of which kronii was correct about. She also pointed out that she used corporeal (meaning body, I think) instead of coporal punishment. Copereal could technically be correct, and mean the same thing, but considering that corporal punishment is an actual thing, this is probably what Fauna meant.
OCD is a superpower 😂
@@elmatador2139 Furthermore is an actual word and was used correctly. I think what Kronii meant was that "further", which Fauna had previously used, sounds similar to "furthermore", so Fauna should have replaced "furthermore" with something else to be less repetitive.
@@elmatador2139 corporal*
I remember when Mumei first moved in.
"Oh, I'm home too."
"I didn't know you made a house... Wait, are you in my home?"
I'm just picking berries
Oh my gosh
I kinda want Fauna to write me a corporate letter too
i wouldn't mind this either tbh 🤣
@@KamiClips when she writes it, it feels very convincing to whoever reads it🤣
I work retail and it's just plain boring. Hilariously, they have a training video talking about Unions and kinda telling you how they work. Warning you that you basically sign over your right to self representation. That the company has no obligation to give in to demands and only prove they argued in good faith. Thing is, _the Union can lie to the press about what they want,_ *but the company cannot.*
Which means trying to blindside the company with a press release to pressure the company better be ready to have their real demands exposed if they're stupid about it. I'm personally against them because it seems like a good way for the Union Boss to make off with the dues and basically forces you into a salary you can never raise and positions you can never get out of. I don't need anyone else to represent me.
imagine fauna printing this IRL
10 pages of the actual stuff
43 pages of nothing eaten by the printer
then the last page is just "chu"
wtf
@@TheHammerGuy94 and "P.S. if anything goes wrong just rember dirty deeds done dirt cheat"
"Let's stop talking about workers' rights, let's talk about workers' wrongs."
- Probably Kronii.
Where does that meme come from
the "-probably Kronii" meme series
@@mangutroop I meant the whole worker's rights workers wrong part.
still applies
@@U1TR4F0RCE I've heard it with Women's rights, Women's wrongs. :D Just memery. Also I believe in giving Women rights, and lefts.
"Have you heard of colonization?"
Is something I never expected to hear in a Hololive stream and that's hilarious
Kronii could colonize me and exploit my natural resources me as much as she wants and there would be zero complaints.
@@goobermagoob9160 agrred
“Hehe anime girl said colonization”
*remembers im indonesian*
“Wait a sec”
*was colonized for 350 years*
@@defadera_736 No, you weren't. Your ancestors were.
@@platogkrone7161 well no shit, im not 80 years old
Mumei: *just moves the hell in without asking and justifies it later*
Fauna: *forms a labor union for no apparent reason*
Kronii: "Excuse me, can I be in charge for a while?"
Civilization trying to colonize the domain of others, nature trying to make a place for itself before the inevitable heat death of the universe. Meanwhile time watches it all happen, mostly letting others do as they please because eventually everything will return back to nothing.
@@TY-df7fg this is good, if a bit nihilistic with nature.
"Ever heard of colonization?"
A very British move
"Bri´ish, innit?!"
**God Save The Queen Intensifies**
that was very hilarious :D
Modern problems call for historic solutions
**Rule Britania Playing in the Background**
"And besides I give her everything she wants. Can you do the same, Fauna?"
*FATALITY*
Kronii did not hold back on Fauna's peace treaty lol
Huh that sounds like a different type of relationship actually
That aged somewhat poorly, considering how many farms fauna has
I mean Fauna right now is richest in EN. Absolute mastadont. Sugar mommy.
And with her dominant World Tree project and farm's her state of presence is impeccable.
"The workers must seize the means of production!"
Workers: "The bench is too hot"
"The workers must seize the means of production!"
Koronii: "Here it is! The Diamond Pick Axe. You can keep it after you're done~!"
Workers: "You only gave us the means of production! We should be given more than that."
@@1ProAssassin its more like, by seizing the means of production they are taking collective ownership of the value created by the means of production i.e. ore, diamonds, or whatever the heck it is they're mining for. i know you are making a joke but i can't help myself
@@1ProAssassin seize the means of production
And an ara ara
@@Gashdal Communism is stupid anyway and so nerding out over a meme "slandering" the most destructive ideology ever made is double silly.
@@janehrahan5116 yeah whatever. one could easily argue that capitalism is the most destructive economic model. when the water wars start, you will have capitalism to thank for it.
Kronii ignoring the diamonds and complimenting the flowers is equivalent to me pretending I don't see the money in birthday cards
Mother nature is about to file a lawsuit against time... o_o
2:28
Fauna: "We demand that you cease *_corporeal_* punishment against piglins."
Kronii: "Very well. I will remove their bodies from them and undo the punishment."
Her slow disbelief is wonderful. Also, technically “i.e.” is actually “that is”, and “e.g.” is “for example”.
as someone with english as a second language, THANK YOU, never understood the difference
@@isaiascanete6651 I.e. is for clarification. You are restating the previous sentence to ensure understanding (statement i.e. restatement.) E.g. is citation. You are providing an example or proof of your previous statement ( statement e.g. proof of statement.)
@@isaiascanete6651 I always remember it as "i.e." stands for "in essence" (i.e. "in other words"), and "e.g." for "example given"
@@directrix777TrixieKagami That's absolutely helpful, thanks
@@isaiascanete6651 No problem~
In another universe, "The Working Conditions of Bunkeronii" is a best-selling exposée about worker exploitation in the 20th century.
I guess in that universe, Vladimir Lenin is a popular vTuber whose most noteworthy clips include that one time he buried his friend and fellow vTuber Nicholas II in the Nether?
Ceres faunmarx
@@GeolaminarI choked on air😂
Seems Fauna have some experience in writing such letters... Possible old worker of Akukin...
“At first, I was like “no way,” but that “chu” at the end really convinced me.”
-Kronii, probably (not)
The chu at the end page was literally chef's kiss
5:38 *sigh *
That's why I can't mad at you, Fauna.
Happy Halloween everyone
same to you!👻
Happy Halloween! Hope it's a good one.
"One hour lunch break."
Gee if only all companies did that....
Unionized workplaces do.
@@chancekahle2214 The very non-unionized, vaguely skeevy construction company I used to work for had hour-long lunch breaks too. Where I live, unions are all corruption and no action, leeching off workers' paychecks, spending it all on political donations, and getting piss all in return. Union workers have even physically threatened my old company's employees for working on the same construction site and tried to forcibly prevent us from accessing it, despite the fact the both companies had contracts to work there. There wasn't even a strike or anything, they were just butthurt that they had to work alongside us. They're a bunch of violent thugs, petty tyrants, and stupid bastards, as far as I'm concerned, and the assholes we had to deal with all deserved a liberal helping of pepper spray and corrective beatings for acting like a gang rather than a construction company.
I'd love to see unions that aren't useless and I know they exist, but there aren't too many around here.
@@Morrigi192 Look over the ocean boi. All the free healthcare. Your paid vacation and your sick leave that you crave so much. We in Europe have it. And you k ow why? Because of unions. Also just that you know. Your working conditions in america are as bad as 3rd world countries in africa. Like literally. Not even joking. You guys need to do SOMETHING.
@@milanwiehe6578 I hate to tell you but that isn't even close to true. Generally workers in America don't have to worry about weather or not they will get to go home that evening because they might die, be enslaved, or get injured. Most people don't have to worry about starving, unless they live in certain states, so long as they work jobs that don't screw them over like restaurant's can. And last I checked we have clean water and sewage systems in America so we don't have to worry about getting horribly sick from tainted water or waist exposure. We have paid vacation and sick leave, however the limits I agree aren't great. As for free healthcare, that doesn't exist. You PAY for that healthcare with your taxes. We pay for it when we need it. our system isn't great, but its really complicated to try and change. Everything in America is complicated to change because of the two parties being so violently opposed to each other right now. And Unions in general in America do nothing but ensure that workers don't have to do ANYTHING. I have had experience with 3 unions, they were slimy they were deceptive, they tried weaseling in where they weren't wanted, they would have taken away benefits, and they allowed absolutely incompetent idiots to remain in their jobs because none of their supervisors wanted to bother with the paperwork necessary to fire them for not doing the job they are paid for.
I was at one but quit since the H.R. department and supervisor were a mess and had me in a third monthly-contract already.
Kronii said it’s only demands and she gets nothing in return, but technically Fauna has won the conflict so far with the only causality being Kronii herself; historically the winning side of the war gets to demand things from the loser without giving anything in return.
To the victor goes the spoils.
+the sheeps
But did she really "win"? Or even if she did, would that give her the necessary power to dictate the treaty? History has proven countless times that just simply inflicting more casualties or even winning battles is not enough to achieve the final victory. Look at how Hannibal crushed the Roman legions countless times, 20% of the Roman male population died in Cannae alone. Or in the Great Northern war, Karl XII single-handedly smashed the anti-Swedish coalition that surrounded him on three sides, neutralized most of the rival states except for Russia, and defeated multiple Russian armies despite being outnumbered. Yet in the end, both men lost their wars and their life ended bitterly.
Why was that the case? Because while they had an army of better quality and superior tactics, they could not account for a prolonged war. For every victory, their elite troops dwindled in number, while their enemies can easily remobilize their army. Russia and Rome could just simply outlast Karl's and Hannibal's war effort, as long as they keep their tenacity and will to fight.
If Fauna had struck when the iron was hot - when Kronii was on the verge of total collapse- she could have ended the war in her favour. But she let Kronii have the window opportunity to reorganize. Now Bunkronii is stronger than ever, it's even expanded lately.
Remember, Napoleon, crushed the anti-France alliance numerous times, and it took 7 coalitions to finally put him down. Yet all they did was putting France border back to pre revolution period and demanding war reparation. They didn't even execute Napoleon for all the damage and terrors he had caused. They wanted to re-establish the balance of power and avoid to re-ignite the conflict. If Fauna demands are too harsh the result be similar to post ww1 Germany.
Wait a minute, is it a hololive clip? Why the hell did I write such a long analysis on a non-existent "war" between two vtubers?
@@hydrargyruschaldaecus2572 sir, this is a Wendy’s
I would like to thank Kronii, her criticism of Fauna's transitional words are actually helping me with my AP lit paper 💀
learning to how to use transition words is a good start for AP. Learning how to avoid using transition words is even better.
Having a thesaurus was absolutely essential back when I was taking ap literature and comp. It’s probably easier to use google nowadays though
An English class taught by Kronii... sounds fun.
@@rararasputin8608 sheesh I’d actually show up and pay attention
Nothing roasts more than an in-depth Highschool English teacher level essay-grading
"Have you heard of colonization?"
_* God Save the Queen intensifies_
2:21 And that's how the East Nether company was created by the Great Krono empire
"Mumei is here because she wants to. I give her everything that she wants. Can you do the same, FAUNA?"
Spoken like true character from a love triangle in a HS romance anime. Or u know, a parent who wants custody of the child who resorted to bribery.
It actually sounds like the excuses slavers used. "slaves liked being slaves, they were better off."
@@grilledflatbread4692
Exactly. In this whole thing Kronii smells of capitalist imperialism.
@@jinclay4354 >"capitalist imperialism"
So... Feudalism.
@@JosephKun27
Umm... No...?
@@jinclay4354 < Someone who doesn't know what Capitalism is. It's an economic system, not a system of governance. It never was a part of slavery nor expansion.
UNIONIZATION IS COMING, KRONII, YOU CANNOT STOP THE CHANGING TIDES
SOLIDARITY FOREVER!
FAUNA SHALL LEAD THE PROLETARIAT AGAINST THE KRONIINIZERS.
comrade fauna shall fight off the imperialist scum o7
When the Union takes it's share you end up with less than you started with. Simple to hire more low level employees just for their vote so you can change the conditions in your company's favor. Then all problems aren't ever company problems anymore they are only union problems.
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
@@jayeisenhardt1337 1) we’re literally talking about unionizing in Minecraft, this isn’t place for an actual discussion. 2) you’ve clearly been fed anti-union propaganda.
"Mumei is here because she wants to be here"
That's what my employer thinks too...
I love how she doesn’t care about ethics, but when someone else does something yabai, she immedietly runs away screaming.
2:21 That colinization line nearly made me do a spit take! Holy shit what a funny line
Mental image: council reenacting the metalocalypse scene with the crossroads demon and kronii doing nathan explosion’s lines
"Come on, Fauna, you can use 'moreover', 'additionally'"... I feel you, I have a terrible habit of overusing 'however'.
The happy face when she see the "CHUU"
Ah yes, peace treaty starting with "we DEMAND..."
I'm gonna get the popcorn.
Ceres Fauna, champion of the working class
“We have only got our chains to lose” probably Fauna
"There're 54 pages to this!!"
Fauna sat down and wrote _fifty four_ pages of demands... In Minecraft!!
...
Fauna works for Bethesda confirmed!
She wrote about twelve pages, then chat suggested she click the new page button forty times.
what a wonderful peace treaty negotiation offering.
It’s essentially the treaty of Versailles.
"Animal experts? WHO!?" Uhm... mother nature herself?
In the recommendations for this video I got one titled "The World's Simplest Clock", I think TH-cam is trying to start some shit
Fauna's list of commandments
Kronii sees “We demand…” kronii: “Noble Phantasm activate!”
Kronii sounds like me when i'm correcting the writing of my students...
Fauna's book of grudges
I feel like I can listen to Kronii reading literally anything for hours because of how -enticing- captivating her voice is.
Book: “you may take these diamonds when all these demands are met”
Kronii: *reads all the demands*
Kronii: -_-
*puts the diamonds back and leaves*
Fauna: "I demand better furnitures"
Kronni: But... it was YOU who built them
-----
Yes, Fauna can become a Karen for Mumei... Surely everyone in the council would do so for Mumei xD
Kronii: *"This Treaty isn't Fair!, Just wait Fauna, someday... Someone will pull the trigger and I'll be leading of that!"*
Kiara: *Sneeze in Austrian"*
Australian *winks*
1:32 oooh can you Fauna? *throwback to that one time when Fauna attempts to burn Mumei but failed miserably and burned nature*
This has the same energy as Elma trying to start a work union in Dragon Maid S lol
4:33 "Wait, these are just demands, what are you gonna do for me in return?" Nothing, welcome to syndicalism.
oH My gOsH
This was just perfect comedy,imagine mother nature as some union boss with a hardhat yelling at a corporation these demands lol
**Internationale humming louder in background**
Piglins of the world, unite!
We have nothing to lose but our berries!
Kronii: have you heard of colonization?
British: *CLAPS IN BRITISH*
I feel like I'm watching what happens to a small business when it's employees suddenly unionize.
You're quickly becoming my favorite clipper. Keep it up, you deserve more subs
POV: Serbia receiving Austrian demands 1914
Minecraft casually flashing that "Destroy the tree" during the whole debacle.
"Have you heard of colonization"
Time has begun a crusade, I hereby employ myself in Time's army
we have Fauna's Increasingly Bizarre 'List of Demands' but where's Fauna's Increasingly Bizarre Adventure
Fafa asserts that class struggle is a part of nature.
Based
4:12 has anybody noticed this "Foxes are friends" reference?
Oh no... WHO LET FUBUKI OUT OF THE CAGE?!?!?!
....does this imply Bunkeronii is the first Hololive EN Minecraft company?.
I guess so, since past EN members have not started their own "companies" or joined one of the JP side companies xD And it only started because Fauna had nothing to do and she and Ina trolled Kronii's company into existence xD
If I've learnt anything from Gandhi,
Always go the nuclear option.
Love that bug
We can either play nice or we can play Global Thermonuclear War. Take your pick.
fauna is a comrade, this a beautiful development
That "chu" sealed the deal actually. That was a sigh of "FINE FINE I'LL DO IT."
If I got a treaty for peace in a box I would start building cannons and lava pits.
Prepare for war when one side has demands for peace.
Fauna: “Bunkeronii employees have long been underpaid.”
Irys: “You guys are getting paid?”
With each line Kroniis mind went: *Frostpunk Order theme INTENSIFIES*
"The Nether belongs to the Piglins!" - Todd "Fauna" Howard
Thanks for clipping. Her English is calm, comfortable and easy to listen...
I'll subscribe her channel.
Comrade Fauna, the Minecraft union organizer
"worker rights?"
- frog man
"When in the course of Celestial Being events.."
Fauna: inspected by our animal expert.
Kronii: WHO?
Fauna: Excuse me!! I'm mother nature.
The only severance Piglins deserve is their heads from their shoulders.
Democracy is not on Kronii's vocabulary
"Have you ever heard of colonization?"
MANIFEST DESTINII
also Kronii increasingly criticizing the grammar and syntax of her demands is incredible.
And one more significat artefact for the museum. :)
Kronii: have you hear of colonization
NOOOO STOP THATS NOT HOW YOU DEFEND YOURSELF OH NO
This is proof that you must organize and join a union! No matter how cute, and stoic your boss is!
Kronunism will not be questioned.
I imagine Fauna was laughing the whole time she composed this list of demands.
Kronii demanding to know what she gets as if she didnt just accept several diamonds smh
I love how she replaced one of those "furthermore"s near the end. :-)
Fauna writted an essay to kronii xD
2:29 No corporeal punishment, only ghost punishment from now on
Fauna: Don't run a sweat shop, fox battery farm and nether warcrimes.
Kronii: What?! Outrageous!
How is fauna gonna bring demands when she can’t even keep a bunny alive.
I'm just happy that I remembered where I heard the bgm before.
I love the idea that Kronii would've read 54 pages of demands on stream had Fauna actually written them
Well, Kronii did want to start a war.....
I wasn't expecting that Shyamalan twist at the end
Don't know why but this reminds me of Ross's "story book" (it's just a dictionary) from Sky's Do Not Laugh series, gods what a throwback.
"Ever heard of colonization?"
BASED AF
I love how there's this whole meta-game occurring in their Minecraft world.