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  • @arykaas
    @arykaas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34886

    Green Dragons are known in Dnd to like some degree of intrigue and deciet.
    This one might have thought "Oh that sneaky little shit, I like how he thinks :D"

    • @abyssalgaming9315
      @abyssalgaming9315 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1750

      I f****** love is

    • @antonallison2289
      @antonallison2289 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +981

      I would love for this to happen in my DND compaign. Currently I am the face of the party and am playing a lvl 4 Palalock. 2 lvls in both. And am also an Eladrin. 😁

    • @MightyGachiman
      @MightyGachiman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1221

      Green dragons favour betrayal like no other so this actually makes sense

    • @senixprime
      @senixprime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +717

      i imagine that's why it was a persuasion check instead of a deception check, which is a cool detail if true

    • @reecedignan8365
      @reecedignan8365 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +592

      Green Dragon: “I like your funny words music man”

  • @scotginger4690
    @scotginger4690 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32591

    Name a more iconic duo than a bard and a dragon "liking" them.

    • @miner2403
      @miner2403 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1775

      Plot twist: the bard is a talking donkey

    • @alicedodobirb2808
      @alicedodobirb2808 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +852

      ​@@miner2403I think I've seen this one before...

    • @ViviFuchs
      @ViviFuchs 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alicedodobirb2808 hey now, you're an All-Star. Get your game on, go play.

    • @Dragon_Muenster
      @Dragon_Muenster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

      I’m scared of the implications these have

    • @chadthundacawk3143
      @chadthundacawk3143 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Twas I who fucksd the dragon fucka li and fucka loo”

  • @WholeCarrots_
    @WholeCarrots_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1438

    Love how the dragon realized what the Bard was doing, but he liked it, so he let him live* (goshdangit guys) because of that. It adds character to the dragon himself.

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Let him love 😏👌

    • @Breauxdog
      @Breauxdog 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      He gonna be loving some dragons lmao

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Breauxdog aww he edited it

    • @FightingDuskstalker
      @FightingDuskstalker 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      "The funny thing is: I know you're playing me..."

    • @TheDorkEnygma
      @TheDorkEnygma 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@FightingDuskstalker "... But you're right."

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +678

    This went differently than I had originally thought. And no, I didn't think the Bard was gonna die.

    • @InnocentNoodle
      @InnocentNoodle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Same, only I thought the Bard was gonna die of bludgeoning damage 😂

    • @Jw87563
      @Jw87563 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@InnocentNoodleor piercing damage. It's 2024, after all.

    • @_.akihsirp._
      @_.akihsirp._ 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I was expecting bard to do.. "bard things." ifykyk.

    • @teigynoake4633
      @teigynoake4633 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I thought this was gonna go like the dragon and bard become best friends ruling the lands with terror together

    • @absoluteagony
      @absoluteagony 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Jw87563or magic damage
      or slashing damage
      who knows really
      (it's probably unhealthy if it does slashing damage tho)

  • @eggmickchicken7462
    @eggmickchicken7462 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5833

    This is a whole nother level of uno reverse

    • @mcqueen10.
      @mcqueen10. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Played them using their own hand

    • @wrigthtalekenavi2066
      @wrigthtalekenavi2066 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      you think i was playing 2d chess so you played 3D chess, but i was PLAYING CHECKERS ALL ALONG

    • @Rev_Erser
      @Rev_Erser 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      hehehoo

    • @Adi-oc7vu
      @Adi-oc7vu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Imagine if the dragon went
      "How's your father doing ? Haven't seen him since you"

    • @pedromorenogomez2200
      @pedromorenogomez2200 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@wrigthtalekenavi2066and that's not the end! While you think we are playing 2D checkers, the Truth is that we've been playing Minecraft all along!

  • @Croacker1
    @Croacker1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11627

    Dude the best part is the Green Dragon would know he’s lying and accept the lie because it’s funny.

    • @lamithetoon2384
      @lamithetoon2384 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1113

      Or he was looking for an excuse to get rid of the cultists that were following him around incessantly, ego and tolerance for annoying dinguses has its limits

    • @shimo7943
      @shimo7943 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +417

      And six humans is more food than one human

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +266

      @@lamithetoon2384 He was probably gonna kill them and take off with the gold anyway lol

    • @aureaperrenocte9094
      @aureaperrenocte9094 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      ​@@shimo7943He didn't eat them tho'

    • @arolurker3511
      @arolurker3511 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

      That’s why he rolled persuasion, not deception.

  • @washington2956
    @washington2956 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    The Green Dragon: You know, the funny thing is... I know you're playing me...

  • @ZoraEpsilon571
    @ZoraEpsilon571 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    why does the dragon saying "duck" have the same vibes as "don't come to school tomorrow"
    like it was so sudden but nonchalant at the same time, that's how it came off as

  • @DollanFerinal
    @DollanFerinal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9254

    I know the dragon was telling him to Duck, but it would've been great if they met that dragon again and it just started calling the bard "Duck" as a pet nickname from then on ( while still demanding more treasure ofc )

    • @spearghost225
      @spearghost225 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

      it was both

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

      she could offer the bard a side quest, she had a nifarious plan to steel a snobby knights family tresure, this bloke goes on every day how she's no match for him! she finds him annoying but she wants to ruin him in style, she doesn't just want to kill the man. she want's to kill the legend. make an example out of him. the bard just happenes to be the perfect pawn for the job, and his reward will be a secretly cursed artifact that only can be de-cursed by slaying her.

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Yeah. "Treasure" :D

    • @An_Average_Idiot
      @An_Average_Idiot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      ​@@Ed_man_talking9"slaying"

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      @@Ed_man_talking9In order for the curse to break, one must lay down the green scaled one.

  • @DeamonChocobo
    @DeamonChocobo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6849

    With it being the Bard I was expecting a "How you Doin?"

    • @normalchannel2185
      @normalchannel2185 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      Son

    • @alzingafagan7501
      @alzingafagan7501 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Honestly I was too, but this is way better

    • @Bobith_Miningtinion_the_first
      @Bobith_Miningtinion_the_first 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Calm down joey

    • @kaylizzie7890
      @kaylizzie7890 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Me too! I was expecting the Bard to pull a Donkey and marry the dragon 😂

    • @loreteller.
      @loreteller. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Yep, I saw "bard" and "dragon" and immediately thought it was gonna go _that_ direction, and I'm pleasantly surprised it didn't lmao

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    I like the implication that the dragon simply found the bard's response so amusing he decided to go along with it.

    • @samanthashoner5245
      @samanthashoner5245 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Green dragons love betrayal. It was the perfect setup to betray the cultists and it couldn't resist XD

  • @tonyastark1215
    @tonyastark1215 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I swear bard can do anything in a dnd game if it boils down to a persuasion check

  • @Dragon_Muenster
    @Dragon_Muenster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8130

    See? We’re not monsters, we’re businesspeople. We take the best offer we are given.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +326

      "I was a businessdragon, doing business"

    • @crimsondragon2677
      @crimsondragon2677 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Speak for yourself.

    • @sakulhd8189
      @sakulhd8189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Its a horrible deal tho? The adventurer never will return except to kill. It may work on a black dragon, who in the moment would be weak for it, but a green dragon? They are some of the smartest creatures in d&d no way they would take such a stupid offer.
      Still was cool tho and im certain it was a epic moment

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      @@sakulhd8189 yeah except green dragons admire a wise head. I can see that dragon coming back later and offering the bard a job.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@sakulhd8189 how's it horrible? "Hey eat those 6 instead of the 1 me" and unless the dragon was the enemy the adventurer was going after, what does it matter the adventurer won't return?

  • @purplepanda8753
    @purplepanda8753 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2699

    This sounds like if Jack sparrow were in a dnd campaign

    • @crazyakira1222
      @crazyakira1222 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Pretty much

    • @jasarigames4481
      @jasarigames4481 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      P-par- Parley
      - Jack Bard

    • @RegisEon
      @RegisEon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      That really is the best mentality to take into playing a bard

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      This. I’ve honestly been thinking of making a rogue for the lock picking and slight of hand, then multi classing into a bad for the rest of the way

    • @coolguy7817
      @coolguy7817 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@kleinuzimacki8873wouldn’t Jack just be 100% swashbuckler?

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I would have died. I would have been too tempted to say "I'm not a duck" and the DM would have my character's face melted off.

  • @SatyreIkon
    @SatyreIkon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    And it's absolutely in character for a green dragon. Treachery? Subterfuge? Deceit? They're here for that!

  • @hamasathecold7842
    @hamasathecold7842 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3252

    In the words of BrandoSando, “If you’re going to be taking someone as a sacrifice, make sure they can’t talk.”

    • @neededaname
      @neededaname 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      I feel like this post is probably a.... reskinning of that scene.
      I feel like there's a Hoid quote to sum up the situation, but I can't think of it.

    • @martinnaumann6198
      @martinnaumann6198 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      yeah that was "Tress and the emerald sea" if im not wrong

    • @neededaname
      @neededaname 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Yup! One of the best scenes.

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Underrated comment

    • @scariaez2
      @scariaez2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed

  • @Blackdrill
    @Blackdrill 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23761

    The bard really pulled a uno reverse card on those cultist lmao 😂
    I hate doing edits but there I gotta thank you, I never got this many likes before ☺️

    • @shanacayde7184
      @shanacayde7184 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1109

      Cultists last thoughts: "well shit, he god us outplayed here..."

    • @shanacayde7184
      @shanacayde7184 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

      Got*

    • @Nelikin
      @Nelikin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

      ​@@shanacayde7184you know you can edit comments, right?
      If not you just press the 3 dots next to the comment and then press edit

    • @Rev_Erser
      @Rev_Erser 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      hehehoo

    • @abacusite
      @abacusite 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

      It was more the DM going "I like that, it's funny" cause a 17 is a pretty low dc for that kind of check.

  • @jgrowland24
    @jgrowland24 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Bro pulled the ol' Tress of the Emerald Sea switcheroo on 'em

    • @narwolf1899
      @narwolf1899 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Was looking for this comment

  • @styrocupmanjr
    @styrocupmanjr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "how hurt are you?" "I feel like i could be killed by approximately 7 rats"

  • @gamersgamestorm8291
    @gamersgamestorm8291 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1191

    The dragon knew the Bard was lying, but he appreciates how clever he is

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

      Which fits as he’s a green dragon which are known for the love of trickery and deceit

    • @gamersgamestorm8291
      @gamersgamestorm8291 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      @@koathekid8255 damn didn’t do that
      You would think as someone with the monster manual I would read through the lore about dragons in dungeons and dragons but nope

    • @ZacSpeaksGiant
      @ZacSpeaksGiant  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

      The dragon appreciates a good hustle

    • @gamersgamestorm8291
      @gamersgamestorm8291 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@ZacSpeaksGiant fair enough

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      ​@@gamersgamestorm8291reds like strength, even if it's a puny human, greens like riddles or intrigue. I don't know much about the rest but my party and I have a "if it's an enemy kill it and ask questions later if one is still somewhat alive"

  • @TheNeilBlack
    @TheNeilBlack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +424

    The Bard brought a bigger sacrifice. What did the cultists expect?

  • @florofern6470
    @florofern6470 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is pretty much one of the things that happens in Brandon Sanderson's book, "Tress of the Emerald Sea" and it's brilliant

  • @ryanwood9313
    @ryanwood9313 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have heard this story soo many times and it will never stop being funny

  • @kaylebdurant4998
    @kaylebdurant4998 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4505

    Now this is a bard done right. Clever, thinking on his feet, witty. About six steps above the tiresome 'horny bard' most people insist upon.

    • @kyaksachan502
      @kyaksachan502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

      Yeah the joke was funny for a month or two, but its a dead horse being beaten into a ground horse meat paste

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      ​@@kyaksachan502Hmm horse pate ya say.

    • @hungariangiraffe6361
      @hungariangiraffe6361 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      Exactly. The Bard class is probably the most interesting of all and I love it but so many people just can't get over the horny bard stereotypes. So I created a witty and sassy bard as my character (Tieru) to fight this unfunny joke. He knows how to be really sexy and seductive but just as a fighter doesn't necessarily likes killing he's not enjoying it either (in most cases). It's not his personality, only a part of his job. Normally he's actually very nice, adorable, and innocent as a newborn lamb (I'm not sure if this expression exists in English though). Btw I'm making Charisma and Intelligence his two most important stats, he's a fricking genius, very handsome plus humorous so he will basically carry the party in a less fight and more social situation oriented game.

    • @geldridmalifaka490
      @geldridmalifaka490 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The dragon too. Greens respect trickery and manipulation.

    • @crazyakira1222
      @crazyakira1222 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Why can't the bard be both ? Sassy, witty, and overly horny? I've done it and the group's having a laugh sometimes

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +723

    I think my favorite part about this is that the successful persuasion roll didn't immediately make the target forget all reason and reacts like a sentient creature. Like he don't give a shit about the cultist, but this guy gave him a chuckle, so he'll deal with the cultist, take his gold and leaves.

    • @KingofHades208
      @KingofHades208 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Win win situation

    • @BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145
      @BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I’m pretty sure this encounter is from Lost Mine of Phandelver, when the characters go to the ruins of Thundertree and there’s dragon cultists who are trying to form an alliance with Venomfang, the young green dragon that lives in the ruined tower, anyway if you talk to the cultists they ask if you wanna come befriend a dragon with them, and they they betray you at the end.
      I ran this as a DM one time, and the dragon ended up killing all the cultists and TPKing the party.

    • @margotchaput3070
      @margotchaput3070 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​​@@BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 We also played this campaign! My party and I set up a romantic dinner date, complete with live music and three-course meal, for the dragon and our barbarians, who he seemed to take a liking too. Turns out he just wanted to eat her specifically - she was an elf, and apparently Green Dragons specifically have a preference for elven meat 😅
      On an unrelated note, we made the Cultists shit themselves in fear. Never had time to find out they worshipped the dragon

    • @pathcloud8998
      @pathcloud8998 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 Yeah, I've run that encounter... it's so massively over powered for the level of the party going into it, 3 if memory serves.
      My group however killed it... The barbarian recognized the shit that was about to go down, raged, grabbed the treasure, disengaged, and ran out the tower with it. Of course the dragon chased him, prompting attacks of opportunity from the whole party. Then before he could catch the barbarian(Movement speed wasted ascending to the top of the tower stopped him from doing more than breathing on him on his turn) The fighter who had gone battle master shot him with his bow and used a trip attack(which I discovered doesn't have to be a melee attack). Any creature who has its speed reduced to 0 and is flying by nonmagical means immediately drops from the sky... Dragon failed the dex save fell prone and got absolutely bodied by the party kicking the crap out of it like the curb stomp scene from Jo-Jos.

    • @BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145
      @BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pathcloud8998 Yeah… I even had them fight it at level 5 and they still got TPK’ed.

  • @NerrawGnap
    @NerrawGnap 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The rest of the party: “SO DID WE!”

  • @MyAramil
    @MyAramil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Its moments like that, that make the collaberative story telling just the best.

  • @Meanslicer43
    @Meanslicer43 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

    I imagine that dragon is ancient, and just happy for the unique entertaining moment.

  • @torunsmok5890
    @torunsmok5890 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    Let's just acknowledge the green dragon probably only liked him with that roll bc they (green dragons specifcally) LOVE trickery and manipulation so the bard pulling that reversal on the cultists automatically made him more the dragons preferred kind of servant than the cultists were

    • @astonedwalrus4183
      @astonedwalrus4183 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Exactly.
      6 cultists singing praise and bring sacrifice. Or one dude who’s really good at lying to save his own skin.
      The dragons like “that’s my people, step aside little duck”
      (He called him duck, not told him to duck. That’s my head canon.)

    • @michasokoowski6651
      @michasokoowski6651 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And it was persuassion roll to convince dragon it's an amusing trick instead of deception roll (since they knew bard is lying)

  • @SparkShadow212
    @SparkShadow212 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I know the dragon was thinking "On one hand, i know he's lying. But on the other, that's 5 more tributes than what the other dude was offering. Eh, fuck it. That's funny".

  • @Smleempy
    @Smleempy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Just the "Rip Edward" In the background

  • @thestranger954
    @thestranger954 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    "I like you. Duck."
    This is such an amazing line, though.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Quack.

    • @LaZyREBaL
      @LaZyREBaL 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      im sad i didnt see the duck

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

    Green dragons love to be duplicitous. I wonder if the dragon just enjoyed being part of a good backstab 😂

    • @abyssalgaming9315
      @abyssalgaming9315 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Most likely that's how I play my green dragons when I'ma DM

    • @michasokoowski6651
      @michasokoowski6651 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yep, thats why it was persuassion roll and not deception

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He be like "Damn bro, that's a killer counter offer, hah! Now watch this shot."

  • @amvfan15
    @amvfan15 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That is literally how a person gets out of an encounter with a dragon in Tres Of The Emerald Sea By Brandon Sanderson

  • @MistaHoward
    @MistaHoward 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was basically one of the plot twists of Tress and the Emerald Sea

  • @Yume10605
    @Yume10605 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1198

    I honestly thought that was going to go meme territory.

    • @pablodm9
      @pablodm9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It is. But not what I expected

    • @Yume10605
      @Yume10605 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@pablodm9 true but I was meaning the seducing the dragon

    • @pablodm9
      @pablodm9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Yume10605 * uno reverse card *

    • @shroudshift9969
      @shroudshift9969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's honestly really refreshing. I hate how that meme seemingly pigeonholes bards for most players, at least the newer ones I've had.

    • @Yume10605
      @Yume10605 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@shroudshift9969 agree

  • @JacktheRah
    @JacktheRah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    I always like it when DMs encourage players to outsmart them with actions or ideas.

  • @kylemorin3945
    @kylemorin3945 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man, this same sort of thing happens in Tress of the Emerald Sea. I won't spoil it, since it was awesome, but it was one of my favorite parts of an already-great book.

  • @definitelynotobama6851
    @definitelynotobama6851 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is exactly the twist in Tress of the Emerald Sea and now I want to know if this post or the book existed first

  • @popeval6654
    @popeval6654 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

    This is actually like something out of a folktale that's rad

  • @amethyst_dawn
    @amethyst_dawn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Based Bard. No seduction, pure charisma.

  • @leviwood3363
    @leviwood3363 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Literally the plot of Tress of the Emerald Sea.

  • @MrMysteriousDm
    @MrMysteriousDm 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Never underestimate a bards ability to perform and improvise

  • @Khaisz.
    @Khaisz. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +650

    Them: We brought you ONE sacrifice.
    Bard: I BROUGHT YOU SIX SACRIFICES!
    Lmao

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      And that's how you multiclass into a warlock.

  • @BlinkTvvice
    @BlinkTvvice 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro didn't have any last words, he had one last uno reverse

  • @Survwithagun
    @Survwithagun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    And this is why you never mess with a bard

  • @anunemployedsleepparalysis5689
    @anunemployedsleepparalysis5689 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    'You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting'

  • @GunShocka
    @GunShocka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    The Dragon just wanted to see who had the better sales pitch

  • @guythatsayshello
    @guythatsayshello 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This might just be my favorite video on TH-cam.

  • @nicolegleason5727
    @nicolegleason5727 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro got the uno reverse levels of charisma

  • @losiuu3749
    @losiuu3749 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +274

    That's just pure genius. We had a similar situation with my friends (It was the best bachelor party I've ever had lol). We decided to go full bullshit and made every character an orc. So we created basically created a small orc tribe with 12 people in it. During a dungeon crawl, our barbarian trigger a trap, and we all fell through the trapdoor right into a dragon's lair. Our bard rolled a 1 to seduce the beast, got eaten. Cleric tried to make a deal with dragon, got eaten. Barbarian pulled out A DOZEN OF GOBLINS FROM HIS BAG OF HOLDING FROM OUR PREVIOUS SESSIONS and fed the dragon and rolled a 19 on making the dragon sleepy from eating too much (somehow our DM agreed to it). We all escaped, those two that were eaten alive, were able to crawl out from dragons insides through his ass without waking him up. Best session ever

    • @niconicer6463
      @niconicer6463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Bro what was that ending 💀

    • @IAA2152
      @IAA2152 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Bro what were you all smoking?

    • @mcqueen10.
      @mcqueen10. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Yall had to have been higher than a kite when playing this session

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@niconicer6463"full tour vore"
      DO /NOT/ GOOGLE THAT, even with safe search

    • @Musicita
      @Musicita 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@niconicer6463They came out all right at the end.

  • @foxalpha09
    @foxalpha09 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1934

    Bard better watch their back, they have a new boo.
    (Edit): Mom, I'm famous

    • @CreatiTech2023
      @CreatiTech2023 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And the dragon was a he

    • @Wild.Beaver
      @Wild.Beaver 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      ​@@CreatiTech2023if there is a hole...

    • @Underboy-jh6nr
      @Underboy-jh6nr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@Wild.Beavertheres a goal!

    • @Tarantio1983
      @Tarantio1983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@CreatiTech2023Bard gonna have to roll a con saver to see if he gonna survive getting booty-clapped then ...

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Tarantio1983
      Rouge: I would watch from the floor boards 10/10 high sneak.
      Bard: What

  • @alexc4731
    @alexc4731 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And we know the Bard got himself in that situation by pissing off the DM with similar antics. Love it

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bard to dragon who is flying away: Where is my kiss you sexy beast?

  • @briennabradley
    @briennabradley 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    It must be hard to walk with balls that big.

  • @elbonnybar
    @elbonnybar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    that's one hell of a uno reverse moment. god i love charisma.

  • @kylegamer48
    @kylegamer48 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best part of Tress

  • @benkayvfalsifier3817
    @benkayvfalsifier3817 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Party: R.I.P. Edward
    Party: OH SHIT
    Party: ERP Edward
    *excellent role-play

  • @mr.halfright
    @mr.halfright 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    They spoke two sentences total, yet I still expect to hear about the Bard's half-dragon child in a future post

  • @ViviFuchs
    @ViviFuchs 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +243

    I love how the dragon didn't believe him but the dragon was just like, I appreciate your moxie.
    I love it whenever a DM will influence something slightly in a character's favor if it could work thematically.

    • @mickyflint
      @mickyflint 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      funny thing is trickery like this is right up a green dragons alley.

    • @malachiXX
      @malachiXX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I had an entire campaign worked out where a green dragon used deceit and trickery to get the "new and upcoming" heroes to get it out of a family obligation and possibly start a new dragon - human war with a dash of 'demon escaping imprisonment' thrown in for good measure.

    • @Oriaks
      @Oriaks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Would be unrealistic for a green dragon to fall for a lie that simple.

    • @tomlynmathewsjr7514
      @tomlynmathewsjr7514 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Oriaks Less fell for it and more just appreciated the sheer *audacity* the bard had. Green dragons are fans of deception and all that jazz.

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Oriaks This was no deception check, it was a persuasion check. Like that one check in BG3 where you pretend to be Lolth and the skill check implies you're less tricking a spider and more convincing Lolth that she'll love what you're gonna do.

  • @Gatescholar
    @Gatescholar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Reminds me of the scene from Critical Role where Jester used the cupcake on the hag to charm her into forgetting the curse she placed on Nott.
    Well played and true to character all around in both situations, hats off to these players.

  • @Crystalelements182
    @Crystalelements182 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've seen this story many times, but it never gets old! Genius play

  • @Talmond
    @Talmond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Bard: It's Big Brain time

  • @SneakyTogedemaru
    @SneakyTogedemaru 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Nice, that's what you get for not gagging your victim! I think I saw something similar in a book about girl sailing Emerald (and other) seas 😉

    • @phoebegilliland8897
      @phoebegilliland8897 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Honestly, I'm starting to like the name Glorf.

    • @Nerdy1729
      @Nerdy1729 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      THAT'S WHERE I REMEMBER THIS FROM!!

  • @kirstencocanower5204
    @kirstencocanower5204 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tress of the Emerald Sea 😂

  • @AMomentofParadise-Walker39989
    @AMomentofParadise-Walker39989 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Buddy had the play of a lifetime. I’m taking notes rn.

  • @NickLupercus
    @NickLupercus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Sounds like a good DM. Rewarded a creative solution.

  • @strongtooth6411
    @strongtooth6411 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    BRO PULLED AN UNO REVERSE CARD

  • @MarkBlance
    @MarkBlance 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is by far one of my favorites of these stories.

  • @matthewgallaway3675
    @matthewgallaway3675 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t know why but the way you said “RIP Edward” is the best line read you or any other channel like this has ever done

  • @edwardjordan4676
    @edwardjordan4676 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    To be honest when he said Edward I replied with "yes" impulsively

  • @rdr2v1nce7
    @rdr2v1nce7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    That wasn't an ordinary bard. He didn't even try to seduce the dragon

    • @alejosuarconde1145
      @alejosuarconde1145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The better bard

    • @user-sm4mi8ug9q
      @user-sm4mi8ug9q 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He already married to another dragon at home

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's an ordinary bard, alright. The ones inflicted with inhuman libido shouldn't be considered normal lmao

  • @drewholmes7356
    @drewholmes7356 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What I've learned from Bard's, is that they essentially can say "no you" in any situation they wish to if they roll high enough.

  • @MariaEduarda-ln2ep
    @MariaEduarda-ln2ep 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That went so much better than I expected...

  • @RikkuTakanashi
    @RikkuTakanashi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I bet that dragon was getting sick of their obsessive attention and it was just the perfect opportunity.

  • @okidokidraws
    @okidokidraws 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    A bad with a SFW ending is always nice XD

  • @onerimeuse
    @onerimeuse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those "DM doesn't expect this" moments are what make dnd for me. It's a collaborative fantasy with adjustable lethality and rng. Those moments where a small unexpected decision completely shifts what could be a difficult encounter into trivial, and of course, the evil mirror universe version of that, where an easy thing becomes significantly harder. Love it.

  • @vampjoseph
    @vampjoseph 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that post every time it shows up in my feed

  • @MagnakayViolet
    @MagnakayViolet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'm still worried about the dragon's form of 'like'.

  • @natpin745
    @natpin745 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This reminds me a ton of a scene from a book called Tress of the Emerald sea. Like, its really really simular

  • @ARC-Trooper.357
    @ARC-Trooper.357 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you're supposed to die in the boss battle to fight them later but you're too fucking good
    This has that same energy

  • @ArvenCacklethorn
    @ArvenCacklethorn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A genuinely clever solution- I like it. Gotta love it when players find those cheeky little ways to turn the narrative in their favor.

  • @Rhodor-O6
    @Rhodor-O6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    That is a Dust of Deliciousness-tier bamboozle right there

    • @IsthatAdamLobcorp
      @IsthatAdamLobcorp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What the fuck is the Dust of Deliciousness and where can I see it

    • @Hazerithious
      @Hazerithious 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@IsthatAdamLobcorp Sounds like one of those "Goes on everything!" type seasoning blends.

    • @Rhodor-O6
      @Rhodor-O6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@IsthatAdamLobcorp Look up Critical Role Dust of Deliciousness.

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@IsthatAdamLobcorp okay so basically on critical roll season 2 (in case you don't know, critical roll is a livestream where a bunch of nerdy voice actors play dnd) one of the characters was bartering with a hag and offered her a cupcake. She sprinkled Dust of Deliciousness on it (the dust gives those who consume it disadvantage on wisdom saving throws) the character then proceeded to cast modify memory, succeeded, and made it so the hag thought they had a good time and laughed, so the hag then gave the party what they wanted.

  • @steelboss5639
    @steelboss5639 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Power Of the Uno Reverse card at its finest.

  • @chrissalch693
    @chrissalch693 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    And this is how you become a bard warlock by accident.

  • @ArchangelApollo
    @ArchangelApollo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This will never not be funny, nor will it ever get old.

  • @dpart3106
    @dpart3106 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Litteraly just a key moment from tress of the emerald sea, the mc is taken to a dragon as a sacrifice, then offers the person sacrificing her to the dragon lol

  • @quicksilveryt4000
    @quicksilveryt4000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I've heard this one before and it keeps getting better! Absolutely amazing

  • @xxsometeawouldbenicexx5197
    @xxsometeawouldbenicexx5197 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That is the best comeback I’ve heard of actually

  • @never10pulling26
    @never10pulling26 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I like you, duck" actually goes insanely hard

  • @anonymaton948
    @anonymaton948 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    And here I thought the bard was gonna be a half dragon and say something like “mom?!” Or “dad?!”

  • @miniwhiffy3465
    @miniwhiffy3465 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    speed flirting. or is this speed becoming a favourite human

    • @user-sm4mi8ug9q
      @user-sm4mi8ug9q 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Definitely speed becoming a favored human

  • @paulboyd4312
    @paulboyd4312 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cultist: wait a damn minute

  • @shadowthedemonicwolf4410
    @shadowthedemonicwolf4410 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eloquence bards, words will never fail you

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Ahem. Bardlock, whose patron is his Silver Dragon Sugar Mommy.

    • @dragonmasterlangeweg7625
      @dragonmasterlangeweg7625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What's their name?

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dragonmasterlangeweg7625 I shall leave that to whoever adopts this idea.
      Its free real estate.

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love this idea, I want to make a warlock with this backstory

    • @nemanjastanimirovic155
      @nemanjastanimirovic155 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As in they were in the bards position and after surviving choose the dragon as their patron?

  • @whoa478
    @whoa478 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That is the most bard move I’ve ever seen and it was amazing

  • @MysticRivers2
    @MysticRivers2 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That bard probably knew sneaky stuff was the only way of survival

  • @thisisalie-ft8cv
    @thisisalie-ft8cv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    dam, that is some great use of persuasion XD