Green Dragons are known in Dnd to like some degree of intrigue and deciet. This one might have thought "Oh that sneaky little shit, I like how he thinks :D"
I would love for this to happen in my DND compaign. Currently I am the face of the party and am playing a lvl 4 Palalock. 2 lvls in both. And am also an Eladrin. 😁
Love how the dragon realized what the Bard was doing, but he liked it, so he let him live* (goshdangit guys) because of that. It adds character to the dragon himself.
Or he was looking for an excuse to get rid of the cultists that were following him around incessantly, ego and tolerance for annoying dinguses has its limits
why does the dragon saying "duck" have the same vibes as "don't come to school tomorrow" like it was so sudden but nonchalant at the same time, that's how it came off as
I know the dragon was telling him to Duck, but it would've been great if they met that dragon again and it just started calling the bard "Duck" as a pet nickname from then on ( while still demanding more treasure ofc )
she could offer the bard a side quest, she had a nifarious plan to steel a snobby knights family tresure, this bloke goes on every day how she's no match for him! she finds him annoying but she wants to ruin him in style, she doesn't just want to kill the man. she want's to kill the legend. make an example out of him. the bard just happenes to be the perfect pawn for the job, and his reward will be a secretly cursed artifact that only can be de-cursed by slaying her.
Its a horrible deal tho? The adventurer never will return except to kill. It may work on a black dragon, who in the moment would be weak for it, but a green dragon? They are some of the smartest creatures in d&d no way they would take such a stupid offer. Still was cool tho and im certain it was a epic moment
@@sakulhd8189 how's it horrible? "Hey eat those 6 instead of the 1 me" and unless the dragon was the enemy the adventurer was going after, what does it matter the adventurer won't return?
The bard really pulled a uno reverse card on those cultist lmao 😂 I hate doing edits but there I gotta thank you, I never got this many likes before ☺️
@@koathekid8255 damn didn’t do that You would think as someone with the monster manual I would read through the lore about dragons in dungeons and dragons but nope
@@gamersgamestorm8291reds like strength, even if it's a puny human, greens like riddles or intrigue. I don't know much about the rest but my party and I have a "if it's an enemy kill it and ask questions later if one is still somewhat alive"
Exactly. The Bard class is probably the most interesting of all and I love it but so many people just can't get over the horny bard stereotypes. So I created a witty and sassy bard as my character (Tieru) to fight this unfunny joke. He knows how to be really sexy and seductive but just as a fighter doesn't necessarily likes killing he's not enjoying it either (in most cases). It's not his personality, only a part of his job. Normally he's actually very nice, adorable, and innocent as a newborn lamb (I'm not sure if this expression exists in English though). Btw I'm making Charisma and Intelligence his two most important stats, he's a fricking genius, very handsome plus humorous so he will basically carry the party in a less fight and more social situation oriented game.
I think my favorite part about this is that the successful persuasion roll didn't immediately make the target forget all reason and reacts like a sentient creature. Like he don't give a shit about the cultist, but this guy gave him a chuckle, so he'll deal with the cultist, take his gold and leaves.
I’m pretty sure this encounter is from Lost Mine of Phandelver, when the characters go to the ruins of Thundertree and there’s dragon cultists who are trying to form an alliance with Venomfang, the young green dragon that lives in the ruined tower, anyway if you talk to the cultists they ask if you wanna come befriend a dragon with them, and they they betray you at the end. I ran this as a DM one time, and the dragon ended up killing all the cultists and TPKing the party.
@@BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 We also played this campaign! My party and I set up a romantic dinner date, complete with live music and three-course meal, for the dragon and our barbarians, who he seemed to take a liking too. Turns out he just wanted to eat her specifically - she was an elf, and apparently Green Dragons specifically have a preference for elven meat 😅 On an unrelated note, we made the Cultists shit themselves in fear. Never had time to find out they worshipped the dragon
@@BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 Yeah, I've run that encounter... it's so massively over powered for the level of the party going into it, 3 if memory serves. My group however killed it... The barbarian recognized the shit that was about to go down, raged, grabbed the treasure, disengaged, and ran out the tower with it. Of course the dragon chased him, prompting attacks of opportunity from the whole party. Then before he could catch the barbarian(Movement speed wasted ascending to the top of the tower stopped him from doing more than breathing on him on his turn) The fighter who had gone battle master shot him with his bow and used a trip attack(which I discovered doesn't have to be a melee attack). Any creature who has its speed reduced to 0 and is flying by nonmagical means immediately drops from the sky... Dragon failed the dex save fell prone and got absolutely bodied by the party kicking the crap out of it like the curb stomp scene from Jo-Jos.
Let's just acknowledge the green dragon probably only liked him with that roll bc they (green dragons specifcally) LOVE trickery and manipulation so the bard pulling that reversal on the cultists automatically made him more the dragons preferred kind of servant than the cultists were
Exactly. 6 cultists singing praise and bring sacrifice. Or one dude who’s really good at lying to save his own skin. The dragons like “that’s my people, step aside little duck” (He called him duck, not told him to duck. That’s my head canon.)
I know the dragon was thinking "On one hand, i know he's lying. But on the other, that's 5 more tributes than what the other dude was offering. Eh, fuck it. That's funny".
Man, this same sort of thing happens in Tress of the Emerald Sea. I won't spoil it, since it was awesome, but it was one of my favorite parts of an already-great book.
That's just pure genius. We had a similar situation with my friends (It was the best bachelor party I've ever had lol). We decided to go full bullshit and made every character an orc. So we created basically created a small orc tribe with 12 people in it. During a dungeon crawl, our barbarian trigger a trap, and we all fell through the trapdoor right into a dragon's lair. Our bard rolled a 1 to seduce the beast, got eaten. Cleric tried to make a deal with dragon, got eaten. Barbarian pulled out A DOZEN OF GOBLINS FROM HIS BAG OF HOLDING FROM OUR PREVIOUS SESSIONS and fed the dragon and rolled a 19 on making the dragon sleepy from eating too much (somehow our DM agreed to it). We all escaped, those two that were eaten alive, were able to crawl out from dragons insides through his ass without waking him up. Best session ever
I love how the dragon didn't believe him but the dragon was just like, I appreciate your moxie. I love it whenever a DM will influence something slightly in a character's favor if it could work thematically.
I had an entire campaign worked out where a green dragon used deceit and trickery to get the "new and upcoming" heroes to get it out of a family obligation and possibly start a new dragon - human war with a dash of 'demon escaping imprisonment' thrown in for good measure.
@@Oriaks This was no deception check, it was a persuasion check. Like that one check in BG3 where you pretend to be Lolth and the skill check implies you're less tricking a spider and more convincing Lolth that she'll love what you're gonna do.
Reminds me of the scene from Critical Role where Jester used the cupcake on the hag to charm her into forgetting the curse she placed on Nott. Well played and true to character all around in both situations, hats off to these players.
Those "DM doesn't expect this" moments are what make dnd for me. It's a collaborative fantasy with adjustable lethality and rng. Those moments where a small unexpected decision completely shifts what could be a difficult encounter into trivial, and of course, the evil mirror universe version of that, where an easy thing becomes significantly harder. Love it.
@@IsthatAdamLobcorp okay so basically on critical roll season 2 (in case you don't know, critical roll is a livestream where a bunch of nerdy voice actors play dnd) one of the characters was bartering with a hag and offered her a cupcake. She sprinkled Dust of Deliciousness on it (the dust gives those who consume it disadvantage on wisdom saving throws) the character then proceeded to cast modify memory, succeeded, and made it so the hag thought they had a good time and laughed, so the hag then gave the party what they wanted.
Litteraly just a key moment from tress of the emerald sea, the mc is taken to a dragon as a sacrifice, then offers the person sacrificing her to the dragon lol
Green Dragons are known in Dnd to like some degree of intrigue and deciet.
This one might have thought "Oh that sneaky little shit, I like how he thinks :D"
I f****** love is
I would love for this to happen in my DND compaign. Currently I am the face of the party and am playing a lvl 4 Palalock. 2 lvls in both. And am also an Eladrin. 😁
Green dragons favour betrayal like no other so this actually makes sense
i imagine that's why it was a persuasion check instead of a deception check, which is a cool detail if true
Green Dragon: “I like your funny words music man”
Name a more iconic duo than a bard and a dragon "liking" them.
Plot twist: the bard is a talking donkey
@@miner2403I think I've seen this one before...
@@alicedodobirb2808 hey now, you're an All-Star. Get your game on, go play.
I’m scared of the implications these have
“Twas I who fucksd the dragon fucka li and fucka loo”
Love how the dragon realized what the Bard was doing, but he liked it, so he let him live* (goshdangit guys) because of that. It adds character to the dragon himself.
Let him love 😏👌
He gonna be loving some dragons lmao
@@Breauxdog aww he edited it
"The funny thing is: I know you're playing me..."
@@FightingDuskstalker "... But you're right."
This went differently than I had originally thought. And no, I didn't think the Bard was gonna die.
Same, only I thought the Bard was gonna die of bludgeoning damage 😂
@@InnocentNoodleor piercing damage. It's 2024, after all.
I was expecting bard to do.. "bard things." ifykyk.
I thought this was gonna go like the dragon and bard become best friends ruling the lands with terror together
@@Jw87563or magic damage
or slashing damage
who knows really
(it's probably unhealthy if it does slashing damage tho)
This is a whole nother level of uno reverse
Played them using their own hand
you think i was playing 2d chess so you played 3D chess, but i was PLAYING CHECKERS ALL ALONG
hehehoo
Imagine if the dragon went
"How's your father doing ? Haven't seen him since you"
@@wrigthtalekenavi2066and that's not the end! While you think we are playing 2D checkers, the Truth is that we've been playing Minecraft all along!
Dude the best part is the Green Dragon would know he’s lying and accept the lie because it’s funny.
Or he was looking for an excuse to get rid of the cultists that were following him around incessantly, ego and tolerance for annoying dinguses has its limits
And six humans is more food than one human
@@lamithetoon2384 He was probably gonna kill them and take off with the gold anyway lol
@@shimo7943He didn't eat them tho'
That’s why he rolled persuasion, not deception.
The Green Dragon: You know, the funny thing is... I know you're playing me...
why does the dragon saying "duck" have the same vibes as "don't come to school tomorrow"
like it was so sudden but nonchalant at the same time, that's how it came off as
I know the dragon was telling him to Duck, but it would've been great if they met that dragon again and it just started calling the bard "Duck" as a pet nickname from then on ( while still demanding more treasure ofc )
it was both
she could offer the bard a side quest, she had a nifarious plan to steel a snobby knights family tresure, this bloke goes on every day how she's no match for him! she finds him annoying but she wants to ruin him in style, she doesn't just want to kill the man. she want's to kill the legend. make an example out of him. the bard just happenes to be the perfect pawn for the job, and his reward will be a secretly cursed artifact that only can be de-cursed by slaying her.
Yeah. "Treasure" :D
@@Ed_man_talking9"slaying"
@@Ed_man_talking9In order for the curse to break, one must lay down the green scaled one.
With it being the Bard I was expecting a "How you Doin?"
Son
Honestly I was too, but this is way better
Calm down joey
Me too! I was expecting the Bard to pull a Donkey and marry the dragon 😂
Yep, I saw "bard" and "dragon" and immediately thought it was gonna go _that_ direction, and I'm pleasantly surprised it didn't lmao
I like the implication that the dragon simply found the bard's response so amusing he decided to go along with it.
Green dragons love betrayal. It was the perfect setup to betray the cultists and it couldn't resist XD
I swear bard can do anything in a dnd game if it boils down to a persuasion check
See? We’re not monsters, we’re businesspeople. We take the best offer we are given.
"I was a businessdragon, doing business"
Speak for yourself.
Its a horrible deal tho? The adventurer never will return except to kill. It may work on a black dragon, who in the moment would be weak for it, but a green dragon? They are some of the smartest creatures in d&d no way they would take such a stupid offer.
Still was cool tho and im certain it was a epic moment
@@sakulhd8189 yeah except green dragons admire a wise head. I can see that dragon coming back later and offering the bard a job.
@@sakulhd8189 how's it horrible? "Hey eat those 6 instead of the 1 me" and unless the dragon was the enemy the adventurer was going after, what does it matter the adventurer won't return?
This sounds like if Jack sparrow were in a dnd campaign
Pretty much
P-par- Parley
- Jack Bard
That really is the best mentality to take into playing a bard
This. I’ve honestly been thinking of making a rogue for the lock picking and slight of hand, then multi classing into a bad for the rest of the way
@@kleinuzimacki8873wouldn’t Jack just be 100% swashbuckler?
I would have died. I would have been too tempted to say "I'm not a duck" and the DM would have my character's face melted off.
And it's absolutely in character for a green dragon. Treachery? Subterfuge? Deceit? They're here for that!
In the words of BrandoSando, “If you’re going to be taking someone as a sacrifice, make sure they can’t talk.”
I feel like this post is probably a.... reskinning of that scene.
I feel like there's a Hoid quote to sum up the situation, but I can't think of it.
yeah that was "Tress and the emerald sea" if im not wrong
Yup! One of the best scenes.
Underrated comment
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed
The bard really pulled a uno reverse card on those cultist lmao 😂
I hate doing edits but there I gotta thank you, I never got this many likes before ☺️
Cultists last thoughts: "well shit, he god us outplayed here..."
Got*
@@shanacayde7184you know you can edit comments, right?
If not you just press the 3 dots next to the comment and then press edit
hehehoo
It was more the DM going "I like that, it's funny" cause a 17 is a pretty low dc for that kind of check.
Bro pulled the ol' Tress of the Emerald Sea switcheroo on 'em
Was looking for this comment
"how hurt are you?" "I feel like i could be killed by approximately 7 rats"
The dragon knew the Bard was lying, but he appreciates how clever he is
Which fits as he’s a green dragon which are known for the love of trickery and deceit
@@koathekid8255 damn didn’t do that
You would think as someone with the monster manual I would read through the lore about dragons in dungeons and dragons but nope
The dragon appreciates a good hustle
@@ZacSpeaksGiant fair enough
@@gamersgamestorm8291reds like strength, even if it's a puny human, greens like riddles or intrigue. I don't know much about the rest but my party and I have a "if it's an enemy kill it and ask questions later if one is still somewhat alive"
The Bard brought a bigger sacrifice. What did the cultists expect?
This is pretty much one of the things that happens in Brandon Sanderson's book, "Tress of the Emerald Sea" and it's brilliant
I have heard this story soo many times and it will never stop being funny
Now this is a bard done right. Clever, thinking on his feet, witty. About six steps above the tiresome 'horny bard' most people insist upon.
Yeah the joke was funny for a month or two, but its a dead horse being beaten into a ground horse meat paste
@@kyaksachan502Hmm horse pate ya say.
Exactly. The Bard class is probably the most interesting of all and I love it but so many people just can't get over the horny bard stereotypes. So I created a witty and sassy bard as my character (Tieru) to fight this unfunny joke. He knows how to be really sexy and seductive but just as a fighter doesn't necessarily likes killing he's not enjoying it either (in most cases). It's not his personality, only a part of his job. Normally he's actually very nice, adorable, and innocent as a newborn lamb (I'm not sure if this expression exists in English though). Btw I'm making Charisma and Intelligence his two most important stats, he's a fricking genius, very handsome plus humorous so he will basically carry the party in a less fight and more social situation oriented game.
The dragon too. Greens respect trickery and manipulation.
Why can't the bard be both ? Sassy, witty, and overly horny? I've done it and the group's having a laugh sometimes
I think my favorite part about this is that the successful persuasion roll didn't immediately make the target forget all reason and reacts like a sentient creature. Like he don't give a shit about the cultist, but this guy gave him a chuckle, so he'll deal with the cultist, take his gold and leaves.
Win win situation
I’m pretty sure this encounter is from Lost Mine of Phandelver, when the characters go to the ruins of Thundertree and there’s dragon cultists who are trying to form an alliance with Venomfang, the young green dragon that lives in the ruined tower, anyway if you talk to the cultists they ask if you wanna come befriend a dragon with them, and they they betray you at the end.
I ran this as a DM one time, and the dragon ended up killing all the cultists and TPKing the party.
@@BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 We also played this campaign! My party and I set up a romantic dinner date, complete with live music and three-course meal, for the dragon and our barbarians, who he seemed to take a liking too. Turns out he just wanted to eat her specifically - she was an elf, and apparently Green Dragons specifically have a preference for elven meat 😅
On an unrelated note, we made the Cultists shit themselves in fear. Never had time to find out they worshipped the dragon
@@BO-OH-O-WA-ER.145 Yeah, I've run that encounter... it's so massively over powered for the level of the party going into it, 3 if memory serves.
My group however killed it... The barbarian recognized the shit that was about to go down, raged, grabbed the treasure, disengaged, and ran out the tower with it. Of course the dragon chased him, prompting attacks of opportunity from the whole party. Then before he could catch the barbarian(Movement speed wasted ascending to the top of the tower stopped him from doing more than breathing on him on his turn) The fighter who had gone battle master shot him with his bow and used a trip attack(which I discovered doesn't have to be a melee attack). Any creature who has its speed reduced to 0 and is flying by nonmagical means immediately drops from the sky... Dragon failed the dex save fell prone and got absolutely bodied by the party kicking the crap out of it like the curb stomp scene from Jo-Jos.
@@pathcloud8998 Yeah… I even had them fight it at level 5 and they still got TPK’ed.
The rest of the party: “SO DID WE!”
Its moments like that, that make the collaberative story telling just the best.
I imagine that dragon is ancient, and just happy for the unique entertaining moment.
Let's just acknowledge the green dragon probably only liked him with that roll bc they (green dragons specifcally) LOVE trickery and manipulation so the bard pulling that reversal on the cultists automatically made him more the dragons preferred kind of servant than the cultists were
Exactly.
6 cultists singing praise and bring sacrifice. Or one dude who’s really good at lying to save his own skin.
The dragons like “that’s my people, step aside little duck”
(He called him duck, not told him to duck. That’s my head canon.)
And it was persuassion roll to convince dragon it's an amusing trick instead of deception roll (since they knew bard is lying)
I know the dragon was thinking "On one hand, i know he's lying. But on the other, that's 5 more tributes than what the other dude was offering. Eh, fuck it. That's funny".
Just the "Rip Edward" In the background
"I like you. Duck."
This is such an amazing line, though.
E
Quack.
im sad i didnt see the duck
Green dragons love to be duplicitous. I wonder if the dragon just enjoyed being part of a good backstab 😂
Most likely that's how I play my green dragons when I'ma DM
Yep, thats why it was persuassion roll and not deception
He be like "Damn bro, that's a killer counter offer, hah! Now watch this shot."
That is literally how a person gets out of an encounter with a dragon in Tres Of The Emerald Sea By Brandon Sanderson
This was basically one of the plot twists of Tress and the Emerald Sea
I honestly thought that was going to go meme territory.
It is. But not what I expected
@@pablodm9 true but I was meaning the seducing the dragon
@@Yume10605 * uno reverse card *
It's honestly really refreshing. I hate how that meme seemingly pigeonholes bards for most players, at least the newer ones I've had.
@@shroudshift9969 agree
I always like it when DMs encourage players to outsmart them with actions or ideas.
Man, this same sort of thing happens in Tress of the Emerald Sea. I won't spoil it, since it was awesome, but it was one of my favorite parts of an already-great book.
This is exactly the twist in Tress of the Emerald Sea and now I want to know if this post or the book existed first
This is actually like something out of a folktale that's rad
Based Bard. No seduction, pure charisma.
Literally the plot of Tress of the Emerald Sea.
Never underestimate a bards ability to perform and improvise
Them: We brought you ONE sacrifice.
Bard: I BROUGHT YOU SIX SACRIFICES!
Lmao
And that's how you multiclass into a warlock.
Bro didn't have any last words, he had one last uno reverse
And this is why you never mess with a bard
'You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting'
The Dragon just wanted to see who had the better sales pitch
This might just be my favorite video on TH-cam.
Bro got the uno reverse levels of charisma
That's just pure genius. We had a similar situation with my friends (It was the best bachelor party I've ever had lol). We decided to go full bullshit and made every character an orc. So we created basically created a small orc tribe with 12 people in it. During a dungeon crawl, our barbarian trigger a trap, and we all fell through the trapdoor right into a dragon's lair. Our bard rolled a 1 to seduce the beast, got eaten. Cleric tried to make a deal with dragon, got eaten. Barbarian pulled out A DOZEN OF GOBLINS FROM HIS BAG OF HOLDING FROM OUR PREVIOUS SESSIONS and fed the dragon and rolled a 19 on making the dragon sleepy from eating too much (somehow our DM agreed to it). We all escaped, those two that were eaten alive, were able to crawl out from dragons insides through his ass without waking him up. Best session ever
Bro what was that ending 💀
Bro what were you all smoking?
Yall had to have been higher than a kite when playing this session
@@niconicer6463"full tour vore"
DO /NOT/ GOOGLE THAT, even with safe search
@@niconicer6463They came out all right at the end.
Bard better watch their back, they have a new boo.
(Edit): Mom, I'm famous
And the dragon was a he
@@CreatiTech2023if there is a hole...
@@Wild.Beavertheres a goal!
@@CreatiTech2023Bard gonna have to roll a con saver to see if he gonna survive getting booty-clapped then ...
@@Tarantio1983
Rouge: I would watch from the floor boards 10/10 high sneak.
Bard: What
And we know the Bard got himself in that situation by pissing off the DM with similar antics. Love it
Bard to dragon who is flying away: Where is my kiss you sexy beast?
It must be hard to walk with balls that big.
that's one hell of a uno reverse moment. god i love charisma.
The best part of Tress
Party: R.I.P. Edward
Party: OH SHIT
Party: ERP Edward
*excellent role-play
They spoke two sentences total, yet I still expect to hear about the Bard's half-dragon child in a future post
I love how the dragon didn't believe him but the dragon was just like, I appreciate your moxie.
I love it whenever a DM will influence something slightly in a character's favor if it could work thematically.
funny thing is trickery like this is right up a green dragons alley.
I had an entire campaign worked out where a green dragon used deceit and trickery to get the "new and upcoming" heroes to get it out of a family obligation and possibly start a new dragon - human war with a dash of 'demon escaping imprisonment' thrown in for good measure.
Would be unrealistic for a green dragon to fall for a lie that simple.
@@Oriaks Less fell for it and more just appreciated the sheer *audacity* the bard had. Green dragons are fans of deception and all that jazz.
@@Oriaks This was no deception check, it was a persuasion check. Like that one check in BG3 where you pretend to be Lolth and the skill check implies you're less tricking a spider and more convincing Lolth that she'll love what you're gonna do.
Reminds me of the scene from Critical Role where Jester used the cupcake on the hag to charm her into forgetting the curse she placed on Nott.
Well played and true to character all around in both situations, hats off to these players.
I've seen this story many times, but it never gets old! Genius play
Bard: It's Big Brain time
Nice, that's what you get for not gagging your victim! I think I saw something similar in a book about girl sailing Emerald (and other) seas 😉
Honestly, I'm starting to like the name Glorf.
THAT'S WHERE I REMEMBER THIS FROM!!
Tress of the Emerald Sea 😂
Buddy had the play of a lifetime. I’m taking notes rn.
Sounds like a good DM. Rewarded a creative solution.
BRO PULLED AN UNO REVERSE CARD
This is by far one of my favorites of these stories.
I don’t know why but the way you said “RIP Edward” is the best line read you or any other channel like this has ever done
To be honest when he said Edward I replied with "yes" impulsively
That wasn't an ordinary bard. He didn't even try to seduce the dragon
The better bard
He already married to another dragon at home
He's an ordinary bard, alright. The ones inflicted with inhuman libido shouldn't be considered normal lmao
What I've learned from Bard's, is that they essentially can say "no you" in any situation they wish to if they roll high enough.
That went so much better than I expected...
I bet that dragon was getting sick of their obsessive attention and it was just the perfect opportunity.
A bad with a SFW ending is always nice XD
Those "DM doesn't expect this" moments are what make dnd for me. It's a collaborative fantasy with adjustable lethality and rng. Those moments where a small unexpected decision completely shifts what could be a difficult encounter into trivial, and of course, the evil mirror universe version of that, where an easy thing becomes significantly harder. Love it.
I love that post every time it shows up in my feed
I'm still worried about the dragon's form of 'like'.
This reminds me a ton of a scene from a book called Tress of the Emerald sea. Like, its really really simular
When you're supposed to die in the boss battle to fight them later but you're too fucking good
This has that same energy
A genuinely clever solution- I like it. Gotta love it when players find those cheeky little ways to turn the narrative in their favor.
That is a Dust of Deliciousness-tier bamboozle right there
What the fuck is the Dust of Deliciousness and where can I see it
@@IsthatAdamLobcorp Sounds like one of those "Goes on everything!" type seasoning blends.
@@IsthatAdamLobcorp Look up Critical Role Dust of Deliciousness.
@@IsthatAdamLobcorp okay so basically on critical roll season 2 (in case you don't know, critical roll is a livestream where a bunch of nerdy voice actors play dnd) one of the characters was bartering with a hag and offered her a cupcake. She sprinkled Dust of Deliciousness on it (the dust gives those who consume it disadvantage on wisdom saving throws) the character then proceeded to cast modify memory, succeeded, and made it so the hag thought they had a good time and laughed, so the hag then gave the party what they wanted.
The Power Of the Uno Reverse card at its finest.
And this is how you become a bard warlock by accident.
This will never not be funny, nor will it ever get old.
Litteraly just a key moment from tress of the emerald sea, the mc is taken to a dragon as a sacrifice, then offers the person sacrificing her to the dragon lol
I've heard this one before and it keeps getting better! Absolutely amazing
That is the best comeback I’ve heard of actually
"I like you, duck" actually goes insanely hard
And here I thought the bard was gonna be a half dragon and say something like “mom?!” Or “dad?!”
speed flirting. or is this speed becoming a favourite human
Definitely speed becoming a favored human
Cultist: wait a damn minute
Eloquence bards, words will never fail you
Ahem. Bardlock, whose patron is his Silver Dragon Sugar Mommy.
What's their name?
@@dragonmasterlangeweg7625 I shall leave that to whoever adopts this idea.
Its free real estate.
I love this idea, I want to make a warlock with this backstory
As in they were in the bards position and after surviving choose the dragon as their patron?
That is the most bard move I’ve ever seen and it was amazing
That bard probably knew sneaky stuff was the only way of survival
dam, that is some great use of persuasion XD