I Got Stoned With My Mum | Respite
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ต.ค. 2023
- From Russell Howard's Netflix Special, Respite, he talks about the time he got stoned with his mum and some the things she said...
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For anyone curious cows have plenty of emotional range and are extremely sweet they have very strong herd bonds.
They have best friends, and babysit for each other.
And I'm sure they've told you that themselves......
Those are all metaphors scientists use to explain animal behaviors. It isn't a literal best friend relationship.
They're cows, not people. They're fine with us farming and cooking and eating them.
@@jonmiller6787they aren't "fine" with it they're just stupid and have no clue what's happening.
@@jonmiller6787And I’m sure they’ve told you that themselves….
His mum is hilarious. You can see where Russ gets it. 😂😂
They need more shows together 🥰
And the philosopher's stone he got from dad.
@@JZsBFFthen who are the half blooded villains
The look of total panic on Russell’s face when he said he wondered about dating a *boy* 😂😂
Channel 4 documentary soon 😂😅
All those Jimmy Saville jokes got in his head.
Freudian slip lol
Gym slip 😅🤣@@user-iq2no3lk2i
@@jamessheehy4895??
11 years since my dad's gone, it still gets me every now and then but the sentiment "grief is like the ocean" is incredibly true. But its true, we're here then we're gone, as long as we can say at the end of it we are happy with what we've done, thats all that matters.
I agree. Grief is definitely like the ocean. Lost my Dad 13 yrs ago and my Mom this past Jan.
Russell's mum has a weird yet wonderful mind 😂
😂😂😂 Russell , I just love the way you interact with and describe your parents. What incredible relationships 👏👏👏
Cows are wonderful, gentle creatures with a wide emotional range. They get v attached to their owners and can understand certain words like dogs.
Yes but do they know different breeds of dogs.
They are tasty af medium rare too😂
I didn't have that experience with my ex wife 😅
@@SpacenSpooks I had to delete my naughty reply, I can't be as mean to a human. Beef, I can... 👍 I'm sure I've got an ex thinking the same about me🤣🤣
God bless your mum Russell. Every time you tell stories about your mum, I'm in stitches man.
😂😂 She's brilliant, isn't she 😂😂
I lost my dad nearly a year ago. Enjoy your family and cherish those moments. I wish i had cherished time with him more!x
My favorite line of your Dad's is, "I'd rather shit in my hand and clap" ‼️😂🤣😂
i found that one to be absolutely amazing
My dad used to say the same about life. Do you best and don't be a d!#k
Words to live by.
😅😂 Your mom is the real MVP.❣️
For what it's worth Russell, you comedy has helped raised my spirits in many cases where I needed it, and even if it weren't in needed times, laughter is still always valuable... what you do matters, more than that what you do is recorded and will be watched again in the future, even after you are dead and gone you will still be making a positive impact on the world... ... Take Robin Williams for example, he was fucking hilarious I still love watching his interviews, or specials, or movies and they always make me laugh so fuckin hard, or in the case of some of his movies make me feel love, admiration, inspiration, sadness, even depression... ... he has been gone for 9 years now and you can be damned sure that his recorded legacy is still making a damned positive impact, what he did matters and will continue to matter so long as we are able to maintain those records and don't blow ourselves to the stone age... your legacy may not be as wide ranging or as widely impactful, but it will impact millions and dare I say Billions of people to come.
Perfectly put!!
I lost my dad last year, it never stops hurting but he’s right life is a tv show, play your best role!
Sorry for your loss, James. It'll never stop hurting, but in time you can smile, remembering the good times you had with a loved one.
Cows have a lot of emotions. All the cows I've tended to have had best friends growing up and have been incredibly concerned for their calves when they were out of sight.
I love your mom so much. I do the same thing with a hula hoop. I found one that lights up and plays music. Makes me laugh every time something bad is on the news. I feel less crazy. Thank you. 😂
😂😂😂😂
Makes me want to get a hula hoop 😊
I’m sorry you have lost important people. Life is not always a joy, but we drag through until it gets better again. Hang in there ❤
This wonderful man is so scarily accurate! " youd like that wouldnt you" Thank you Mr Russell for all the times I have 🤣😆🤣
Awwwww the story about the hula hoop was really sweet
I got stoned with my sister once. My mum just came up to my room and said "your sister is smoking weed in the kitchen, wanna join her?" So I did.
That was some good life advice right there. Russell’s dad sounds like a great man.
Aw sorry for your loss Russel it’s hard losing family members in such short time apart too
Mister Howard, Sir, you are awesome! Almost as awesome as Mum Howard!!!
The bit where he does his girlfriend’s voice, he sounds a lot like Frank Spencer. 😂😂😂 If you know, you know. 👍
@RussellHoward You are hilarious! I found this video last night and shared it with my mom because she is a smoker too and I knew she would laugh as much as I did through the whole video. I had to put you on again this morning just to start my day with a for sure laughter! 😂 Thank you for being you!
I came downstairs for a drink at 3am and noticed the living room light is on. I go in and my mother is on the sofa giggling wildly, half-wearing her dressing gown. She'd woken up and couldn't get back to sleep so she pulled on dressing gown and went downstairs and hula hoop on the Wii fit. Not sure of that logic Got sweaty, threw off dressing gown and a few minutes later realised she is a grown woman, hula hooping on a game console in the wee hours, completely naked. Took her a while to tell me why she was shaking with laughter.
😂😂
Nice advice from his dad 👍👍👍
I love this!
I loved the program with them both travelling around together; him and his mum, I mean. Love to meet his parents, I think we’d get on well together…🤣😂🤣
What was it called?
@@RangerJeni Russell Howard and mum. USA road trip and Globetrotters. I thought they were brilliant 🤩
Well said . You've a wonderful parents
Oh man. Maybe we never get to die because we got those moments and they play over and over again every time we get to the death part. Thanks Russell's dad :)
Russel Howard is one of the comedians that are still funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
grow the af up and use your words...cor blimey, you're still on the teat and your carer is still changing your nappy yet you manage to log onto the internet??? tell the world you're from the states w/o telling us you're from the states...foh...
Dear Russ- I’ve been a massive fan since the days you appeared on Mock The Week. I love your comedy it reminds me of me n my brother growing up. At the age of 34 I got Covid-19 in March 2020. I was in a medically induced coma and was on life support and on mechanical ventilator basically being kept alive for 3 months and my lungs never recovered. I need oxygen 24/7 and different breathing machines also it’s left me in chronic pain and in a wheelchair because I cannot walk as my lungs sats drop dangerously low . On the daily I go through so many different emotions. Happy sad angry depressed, and more. My mum died 10 years ago and my dad is not in my life, what your dad said really resonated with me. Also massive respect to your wife who I know from your other videos worked hard during covid saving lives ❤ I don’t know if every day will be my last, i have permanent fibrosis of my lungs, the covid affected my heart the scar from the tracheotomy has tethered to my neck ligaments creating throat issues. I have interstatial lung failure. I was given 2 years to live 3 years ago. I have 3 kids and I do think about death as I’d be leaving them with no family 😢 Thankyou so much for cheering me up for so many years xx
Hoping to finally come to one of your shows soon health permitting. It’s so nice to laugh. Cheers Russ
From Danielle xx
I'm glad you have wonderful parents Rus. Sadly, I can't say that about mine. But at least I've got your humour to lighten that load. 🙂 thanks for the laughs!
Brilliant material
I’ve heard cows lightly moo as in recognition of a person, other cows, or her calf. It’s soothing sounding.
I watch Russell Howard when the news is dark
Russell, you are a very funny person. I can’t imagine my mum stoned.😂
You are living in wrong country. Try Iran.
Ouch!
Man im lucky to have parents who smoke hash haha. Been stoned and drunk with mum many times at 4am at a party chatting shit listening to tunes when everyones gone to bed haha
"Now look, no-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand?! EVEN, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah!" 😅
Your dad is spot on; spoke the truth,
as you do now..
My dog and I often walk past a field of cows and they'll follow us up and down the road. There's one cow in particular that keeps trying to play with my dog and I keep having to explain that she's too big to play with my pup
You always make My day 😊😊😊😂😂😂
Thanks, Russell.
So funny and yet so gross. Made me think did my dad ever think that too. Lol
I like how Russ makes us all laugh and think at the same time!
I needed the laugh , thank you. =)
I love this guy!
Cakey dance dance. Howling. It’s true though
Russel‘s mom is a treasure!
When are you and your mum doing another show together it was comedy gold
Well said!
Love ya Russ
The whole “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” basically just boils down to ‘don’t be a dick’.
Try getting stoned with your stepdad. He will literally start saying how he really feels about you and how is wanted you for so long LOL
You should let him fulfil his desires, or I will
🤯NO WAY‼️‼️‼️😶🌫️
@@TrippaBiffa😂😂😂! Jacko, 👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾THE🚪🚪‼️
What a pedo, call the police and run.
also this is possibly the worst fucking comment in all of youtube
Genuinely thought it was the hula hoops crisps for a second and just thought yep standard Russ’ mum 😂
Funny- I'm about to head to my friend's funeral.
Thanks, Russ. You take care.
This made me laugh and I needed it
I love your parents Russell! And you! Thanks for being you. I'm in the U.S., even if I don't get the Brit references, it's still funny! 💝
yes russel howard good 👍
This genuinely warms my heart❤
Tell 'em Russell!!
My dad says the key word is 'Program'.....they're programming your mind!
Absolutely brilliant. And I like his apocalyptic T shirt. Anybody know where I can get one from?
The social media team nailed the title and thumbnail.
Awesome ❤
My mum died two years ago. She said the same thing, do your best and don't be a dick. I miss her so much, she loved me with everything she had and my God I miss her.
I didn't lose my dad. I know exactly where he is. Six foot under in Stevens County, Oklahoma. Right where we left him.
In line for the show Thursday, we talked about how awesome Nanette is!
You can REALLY tell where he gets it from 😂😂
OMG i want those stories about his mom and dad to be true. 🤣
God I absolutely love your mum 😂 I’d watch a full stand up show just about your mum 😂😂
Took me a while to get some of this! 😂
Lol, it took me a minute with "Imagine trying to sell a toy zepra." I was wondering what a zepra was for a bit.
Cakey dance dance 🤣
7:06 reminds me of frank spencer in some mothers do have em 🤣👍
Never change, monkey. You make me happy.
Weeeeell.... amused, short of breath, and crying a river from laughing, but that's just as good, to tide me over.
Hula hoop routine is fine til Mum starts chasing the dopamine fix and looks forward to war news...."Oh good! Atrocities"
Do your best and don't be a dick. Wise words.
This was so worth the click!!!
Shit in my hands n clap😂😂😂😂😂
gold
I said “OH GOOD!” out loud when I saw this in my recommended
Fing hell i went dark after the israel thing- the last two weeks were an existential crisis! I needed that 😂
Had to screen record the end and send to my girlfriend.. shes not happy about it 😂
Russel understood how he would look dating a Bear. That awesome
Not to be pedantic but isn’t this from Recalibrate, not Respite?
Women in Spain don't take 2 years to stay stuff...I grew up in Spain but I look/am English...so I seem to leave many family members and friends with a mouth open catching flies.
Cakey dance dance INDEED. WAKE UP !
What's it like after you die? It's just like it was before you were born.
Russell let it slip there at the end with the voice, he is in fact dating George from Rainbow.
She raises a good point about the zebra barcode. And im 38, i hula while watching tv shows. I bet your moms got a nice tummy because of it too. Its actually really good exercise!
i love that Russell cares so much about political issues, he does so much to help with so
many things - the environment, people’s rights, children who don’t get enough to eat, medical care, and greedy, i-don’t-give-a-darn about people. it’s like , “Let them eat cake.” their strategy: just keep cutting back on all that stuff!!they actually get free wine with their free lunch, while cops and medical people have to actually pay for their lunch - who does more for society!? it’s so totally efffed up. They should be shamed by everyone one! and in all this, you make us laugh our heads off - you’re a wonder and i love you to pieces. :) 🐶🌷🌱
Lol, I thought she kept a KP hula hoop crisp under the sofa at first😂
😂😂😂😂😂
ROOOOOARING...
0.42 n9 whe doesn't 😂😂😂
3:26 Took me a moment
Hi Russ, first off I am a big fan of yours not to the extend of being a stalker lol, anyway being scared of dying is natural but how I see it is death is going to happen whether we want it to or not, gandalf once said " death is but another path one we must all take" my point is death is inevitable it is going to happen I think of death quite often the family and friends that have died sorry I am just babbling, what I am trying to say is death is going to happen so enjoy this time we have as death is eternal once it happens it happens. Keep up the fine work you do to make people laugh and smile look forward to future content take it easy.
well, its an interesting adaptation of Dawkin's "we are the lucky ones..." intro to unweaving the rainbow....
Should have been titled The "Meta-Fours"
Crude, but funny 😁
I'm buying a hula hoop tomorrow. 😅
Poor cow