these animated anime profile pictures are from a game series called "Mosaique Neko Waifus" (there are 4 games total atm). They are fairly fun puzzle games where you put together Anime cat girls with increasingly fewer articles of clothing on their body. Also, all of the mosaique neko waifus games have a 18+ dlc patch (it's free). The games are fairly cheap, and have a pretty good lofi soundtrack. the profile picture can be purchased with those steam points btw, which, as far as I remember, doesn't require you to play the game (I think. Don't quote me on that)
this appeared on my recommended, and I'm glad it did. Made me laugh loads with all the little one liners "Sneak attack on the Netherlands" " you cant stop me i have amaozn packages tod eliver"!
@@pedrolmlkzk that's the whole joke behind it because the German parliament is literally like a bouncy castle. Cmon dude it's horrible to explain jokes.
At 3:41 I can just imagine a conversation going along the lines of this. Builder: Are you sure you want all these loops in your circuit? ISP (greatest civil engineer in the world): *Yes* Builder: It’s just that this isn’t very stable and the sharpness of these corners will increase the number of road accidents. ISP: *So?* Builder: It’s just that we are concerned with its structural integrity and human life. ISP: *Uh huh, come back to me when you have a valid argument to pose against my genius. Now let us discuss the hole we are going to need to make our motorway reach hell.
@@zachariabadgers9752 except he was literally Austrian, majority of Austrians speak German, there is no Austrian language. Language is a mute point here.
ISP: “A German man will eventually fix it all for us......” TH-cam: (slowly reaches for Ban-Hammer....) ISP: “And Venice is is a sewage factory that smells bad.” TH-cam: “Understandable, carry on......”
@@the_tactician9858 he has no hours in it nor does he own it tho lol. He simply bought it with points. Although he some other interesting games with playtime in his library 👀
I think we all have to agree on Switzerland being a good place to live , take a look: -No loud neigbours -easy transport via ship -no tsunami can hurt you
Alarmingly, on this map, Austria seems to have annexed Liechtenstein. That would explain why they have to start their cities from scratch. This is a post-nuclear apocalyptic scenario.
as a eurpean, i can confirm that this video is a 100% accurate guide to the countries of europe which includes the civil war over Gregg's (my father was conscripted to fight for crumpeton and was eaten by a sheep)
Gotta love how he casually goes straight through Belgium from Germany to get to France...
it's common sense
Str8 thru the ardennes
this is historical channel
WW Flashbacks
Beat me to it damn it, however apparently no one was there to say
Résiste et Mords!
"And I do consider myself to be a bit of an artist"- some funny moustache man idk
Isorrowproductions is a nazi. Who would’ve thought
The original map painter.
And he did a wonderful rendition of European borders. Changed the entire continent.
@@frederickthegreat5456 nah the romans did it first but only with southern europe, then there was napoleon
@@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 But they weren't painters.
The border checkpoint error is actually a feature to represent it's irl equivalent.
border checkpoint asset error: failed to load asset "crimea"
*its
@@theevilmoppet 2022 feels abit funny today.
Italy: "It's just like France, but without French people!"
It’s also burning..... THE VESUVIUS SHIT 100 years have passed run PIZZZA PEOPLE RUNNNNN
yeah it's true we love France but without French people!
So much better
@@MaxSio8 indeed
@@MaxSio8 :c
"Eventually, a german man will come along and fix this for us" omg, I'm laughing so hard
Holly molly, this video is basecly "how to upset everyone in Europe" and the best part is that it was made by an actual european
Germany would have approved this bridge over the ocean as safe, but close it after its completion because of insecurity..
German is the Asian of the Europe
@@donwitzig7864 but first has the opening of the bridge to be delayed 6-7 times. what works for airports must be good for bridges too
Ah yes 469th like…… *Nice*
ISP tryna flex his cat girl collection like we wouldn't notice he wanted us to see.
Yep
Tsundere ISP
Misato fan, exquisite taste.
Nothing against my WW2 death collection
Time stamp?
"Eventually, a German man will come along and fix this for us"
-Southern European governments regarding economics
True.
“Europe is my city” man that took me back a few years
Made me feel old
what
@George floyd Rosenbaum 😂 im 16 actually, you were close
@George floyd Rosenbaum 😂 Your existence is a mistake. Ur not anything.
@George floyd Rosenbaum 😂 Also, your attempt at trolling is horrible heres a tip: th-cam.com/video/hHk6SbYCtjs/w-d-xo.html
Icatgirlproduction
Catboy
Yes
Is it wrong that I would pay for thaf
Jerma?
@ッGalacthicc UwU
At 2:35 ISP recreates the Greek economy
Lmao
nice
ẞocialißm
@@BigBangAttack-mt6pz Ssocialissm
As an American I’m so glad to have learned all of these interesting facts about Europe!
@Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism wtf is your name
@@mrcheesecracker2258 bro it’s the fully automated luxury gay space communism
1:01 that map isn’t very accurate because it has Denmark on it
yeah this is gonna be the pinned comment.
@@vampishpick4606 incorrect
whatmark?
@@YataTheFifteenth Something about a wolf den? Idk maybe there's a fake treasure map with a mark on it?
@@ohitsrusher842 no the wolf was marking its den.
I like how all you did to Scandinavia was to build a giant highway through it.
Sweden being just pure forest 100% realism
Drawing the road from Germany to France through Belgium?
I see what you did there.
5:20 “nothing can be as depressing as this” he’s never been to Baltimore
Slough…..
@@mrbritannia3833 Slough….
It just sounds like another word for muddy trash doesn’t it.
@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 Yes
I love how Luxembourg is represented as a part of a airport runway
It is not incorrect
I am from Switzerland. And I can confirm, this is how we live.
Are you the one guy making chocolate
"I think im a bit of an artsit", didnt hitler say that before he got rejected from art school
@@F1rstNameLastName >really good. Dude, have you seen it? The perspective is all fucky.
@@Slay1337pl still good, idc
"Nothing like a football match that takes place underwater" - ISP, inventor of Blitzball
these animated anime profile pictures are from a game series called "Mosaique Neko Waifus" (there are 4 games total atm). They are fairly fun puzzle games where you put together Anime cat girls with increasingly fewer articles of clothing on their body. Also, all of the mosaique neko waifus games have a 18+ dlc patch (it's free). The games are fairly cheap, and have a pretty good lofi soundtrack.
the profile picture can be purchased with those steam points btw, which, as far as I remember, doesn't require you to play the game (I think. Don't quote me on that)
Thank you! This is amazing information. Not sarcastic, that was written like it was sarcastic.
As a dutch person I can confirm that we have the power of water
As someone with a Dutch family, how do I unlock this power?
you have the power to control water to a extent, it can drown your whole country too lol
We indeed heve watery powers over here in the netherlands
10:43 The most British thing you will ever hear
ISP has the best ads, one moment he is placing roads in northern Italy and suddenly I get an add for my next vacation in Tuscany. Well done, sir!
I like how ISP just casually expanded German city through Czech and Poland territory, keeping the german tradition.
British people being able to breathe underwater explains so much.
as a citizen of Quebec, I share your disliking of the French population
Jois la pere accident
@@isaacshultz8128 si le bon dieu veut
@@jacksonguillory8114 se me sxatas
@chinsaw2727 we don't eat baguettes we eat poutine
@@devakadex9588 Filet mignon time
Unironically the intro made my day. I was feeling down and that really got me back and at it awesome stuff man
the fact isp have the same pfp on steam as me, is a curs.... a blessing from lord pepe himself......
Durtch: flood the world
Everyone: drowns
The swiz: PUNNY WAVES I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Those poor people dying in the hands of a great god
Accurate representation
Oh most definitely, especially the UK
@@hollowtoaster8433 That's true. We do have absolutely atrocious food. We literally have sausages made from blood.
@@thescooshinator mmmmm Black pudding. Yummy
"A German man will come along and fix this for us"
One can only hope.
That first description of France was 100% on point
watching the two new videos back to back its so apparent how much he enjoys making these types of videos with the more creative and vibrant editing
Me when I see a new ISorrowproductions video : *Happiness Noises*
But this isn't ISorrowproductions, this is ISP, two different people.
There can only be one white here.
@@zluurkeaksz but doesn't ISP stand for ISorrowproductions?
@@mrdankmemesbo1157 Okay come to Paris and we can have a white fight
6:48 Hmm going from Germany to France via Belgium and Luxemburg. Nothing could go wrong right?
Finally the Dutch and the sea have put their differences aside and started targeting the rest of Europe.
can confirm that we actually have the pyramid of h2o
this appeared on my recommended, and I'm glad it did. Made me laugh loads with all the little one liners "Sneak attack on the Netherlands" " you cant stop me i have amaozn packages tod eliver"!
Oh wow, I’ve actually been to the real checkpoint Charlie in Berlin!
“Don’t make fun of the Dutch they will kill everyone]”
Me: oh no
What did you do? The council of dutchmen shall decide your fate.
6:53 I love that the road from Germany into France goes through Belgium... So historically accurate!
4:55 yes that's actually pretty accurate.
Nah, it is still have some usefulness
@@pedrolmlkzk nobody said that a bouncy castle isn't useful
@@zugmelone2707 I wasnt referring to the castle
@@pedrolmlkzk that's the whole joke behind it because the German parliament is literally like a bouncy castle. Cmon dude it's horrible to explain jokes.
@@zugmelone2707 I ment, the bouncy castle still has some usefulness, but not the parliament
I'm an Italian and what you said about Italian traffic laws is completely true
ISP you should classify this video as educational as this is a perfect representation of Europe
As a British person, I can confirm that we are able to breathe underwater
That explains alot. Separately how Britain was able to maintain it's Empire.
I can confirm his confirming as a british person
18:03 Sultan Agung of Mataram after the Siege of Batavia
Pain
Pain
Bread
Spain
Agony
Pain
At 3:41 I can just imagine a conversation going along the lines of this.
Builder: Are you sure you want all these loops in your circuit?
ISP (greatest civil engineer in the world): *Yes*
Builder: It’s just that this isn’t very stable and the sharpness of these corners will increase the number of road accidents.
ISP: *So?*
Builder: It’s just that we are concerned with its structural integrity and human life.
ISP: *Uh huh, come back to me when you have a valid argument to pose against my genius. Now let us discuss the hole we are going to need to make our motorway reach hell.
4:15 “Eventually a german man will come along and fix this mess for us”
We’ve already had one, I don’t think we need another…
Tbf he wasn't German
@@ThatGuyAgen i mean he was, ethnically german, spoke german
@@zachariabadgers9752 except he was literally Austrian, majority of Austrians speak German, there is no Austrian language. Language is a mute point here.
3:05
"Austria arrive and revive"
When isp is in europe we indeed need dictor eh doctor austria
i fucking love that Belgium is just used as a highway from germany to paris in this
"Triweekly uploads"
I've never seen a more accurate portrayal of Italy. Bravo, signor ISP
"Guess I'm just talking to everyone in Europe right now... which is no one because they're all dead." Well, except the Swiss up on Mount Doom.
Profile pic of everyone:them or anime characters
ISP:cat gurl*
8:49 "Italy also has the pope"
Vatican City: "Am I a joke to you?"
"Thats the german parliament"
*No, no he got a point*
ISP: “A German man will eventually fix it all for us......”
TH-cam: (slowly reaches for Ban-Hammer....)
ISP: “And Venice is is a sewage factory that smells bad.”
TH-cam: “Understandable, carry on......”
“Eventually a German man will come along and fix this for us.” -literally every EU country since it’s conception
If this man was a Professional Comedian during the Cold War they would have built a golden statue of him.
“Don’t make fun of the Dutch” global warming is solving that problem for us
Catgirls...truly he is a man of culture!!!
What game could the catgirl be from?
@@the_tactician9858 its from a hentai game on steam... you can get the profile picture from the point store
@@mugski Why am I not surprised?
@@the_tactician9858 he has no hours in it nor does he own it tho lol. He simply bought it with points. Although he some other interesting games with playtime in his library 👀
I think we all have to agree on Switzerland being a good place to live , take a look:
-No loud neigbours
-easy transport via ship
-no tsunami can hurt you
The airport in the video accurately depicts New York’s LaGuardia airport
Thank you for yet another banger, Internet Service Provider
3:10 me and my freinds at school when facing an bully
When he builds a fricking highway in the middel of your town’ «Angry Norwegian Noise»
Wow his depiction of the uk is very accurate especially the communists attacking some Welsh people
Greg’s is the only bakery we need.
me clicks on video me: i never thought i would have to be mentally prepared for a youtube video till now
ISorrowProductions would never use an anime girl profile picture. This is why he is superior.
Germany is also famous for having the biggest variety of sausages. No one asked but Well it's out there now...
Which type of sausage are we talking about?
@@Boretheory All 1500 varieties
omg u forgot portugal with da boulder houses literally has an underwater city 😳😳😳😳😳it be the homies wit da sea not nederlan
I don't think I've ever laughed this hard on a video
The one swiss guy after the tsunami: Well Europe, you did it again.
Alarmingly, on this map, Austria seems to have annexed Liechtenstein. That would explain why they have to start their cities from scratch. This is a post-nuclear apocalyptic scenario.
ISP?
I steal pennies
“in the north, we didnt have poems” - starts building in weimar
6:45 of course the germans go through the ardennes
“I can explain! I cannot explain.”
Fucking love it.
as a eurpean, i can confirm that this video is a 100% accurate guide to the countries of europe which includes the civil war over Gregg's (my father was conscripted to fight for crumpeton and was eaten by a sheep)
"Recreation"? Bro you made a carbon copy GG!
this is the funniest video ive ever watched i cant i was laughing out loud constantly
As an italian myself, I can say that the thing about traffic laws is 100% accurate.
People in Europe watching this:
you’re a liar
This is incredibly accurate
10:00 we’ll take em with us, if it’s the last thing we do
Haven't laughed so much in a long time.
“Oh! Oh no Italy is on fire”! Wouldn’t be the first time. Thanks Nero
Slick editing ISP, and without being overwhelming, nice
Great profile picture, Internet Service Provider!
Finally! I was worried you had given up to iSorrowProductions
3:05 there is one imposter among us
As a european myself, i can confirm that this is that realistic and accurate, i can’t even tell the difference between them.
Did anyone notice that the editing in this video is a step above what ISP normally posts?
Somehow missed this video, and oh boy,
starting the video revealing that ISP has been cat-fishing lonely young boys is quite the bold move!
Fun fact: Switzerland has the Navy, a nation that the sea will see with the melting of the poles has the Navy ...
can't wait to go to Europe now, thanks
I’d like to inform you that we don’t have an idiot playing god and mega tsunami’s
Yes! Glad to see more cities skylines content
as a european, i can confirm europe looks like this
Alternative Title: British man actively tries to offend all of Europe