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this guys entire business model is "look confused and outraged at the same time about literally everything i ever see"
If Steve Harvey was a youtuber
The one thing I hate about asmongold
Like most youtubers. Markiplier, literally every Minecraft channel, pre-2018 pewdiepie etc. Except they pretend to be super excited about every mundane thing that happens.
Do you not know asmongold?
@@arctorusmedia he's not a TH-camr
5:07 The most accurated representation of League Of Legends there is.
^
yes, yes it is.
man, half of these you cut out the beginning of the video and the other half you just cut short anyway. I'm just gonna go find the vod of this instead
why would you watch asmongold
"Using Bhopping to your advantage in CS:GO whilst playing F2P Non prime with a spinbot" when?
FireGen
Aren’t you watching him right now ...
by watching this video
Your internet has been down for a while. When will you start Bhopping again?
@@jerryboy1154 idk i just clicked on the video and went straight to the comment section
0:33 just to explain what happened so you guys know whats really going on... if Ken had even BLOCKED a hit from chun li he wouldve died because you still take some damage.. he had to parry every hit she was dishing out almost frame perfectly.. that shit is legendary
Ok
Evo moment 37 is forever in our hearts. "Daigo Umehara parry"
Shit, I'm old 😬
just for people that didn't grow up on a farm. You could walk into a field full of cows and lay down, literally anywhere in that field and close your eyes and when you opened them 2-3 minutes later you would be surrounded by cows. They are curious creatures, i mean literally surrounded, big wide circle and if you move suddenly or get up they will move away and then run away but still keep watching you. (From a dude who grew up on a dairy farm) lol
Cows are the fucking bomb. There's a large moor close to my house where highland cattle roam freely, if you sit down on a bench and wait a bit you'll have 5 or so investigating you. Mostly the adolescents though, the older ones are so used to people that they don't really bother anymore.
On a sidenote, cows have pretty good hearing, so Scandinavians used to call them together by training them to come when they heard a specific type of song (aka. kulning), you would train them with some food.
Much faster to call them that way, rather than run around on the mountains and try to find them. Let the cows do the work for you.
Beef cows aren't that curious, they will keep their distance unless they know you, unless they are Texas Longhorns. That breed is probably the friendliest breed I've ever interacted with.
Whats the deal with cows and cats though.
Cows, sheep, alpacas, lamas... pretty much anything that are curious of your presence... they're pretty much bored most of days so why not.
The Cow thing, Malon, from Ocarina of time, is inspired on that tradition
Thanks for the amazing fact kind stranger, for while I don't know who you are, your kindness is greatly appreciated!
5:10 perfect timing
THE DAIGO FULL PARRY
THE LEGENDARY EVO 2004
what a legend!
EVO MOMENT 37
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Still amazes me even though I don't play that game
Headline: Dad runs lawnmower over sons video games. Later that day Breaking News: Son kills father for running lawn mower over video games
it was faked. the whole collection of videos were faked. the whole story is.
like father like son
Son kills father by running him over with a lawn mower* : )
Thats from a fake youtuber, they make tons of videos about it, actually make money from it faking these videos.
@@brendanwallach6350 but I gotta say, that time where he had to live in a tent for like a week was entertaining
That missile explanation sounds like my control theory lectures!
it actually makes sense, after you go to the lecture high
The best way to understand controls is to not understand controls
14:50 It's funny that you say they were speaking in Australian, because I'm Australian and they legit made sense to me. This might come as a surprise, but they were screaming incoherently as they utterly and completely freaked the heck out at the fact they almost got hit by lightning. Weird, I know.
16:17 I laughed so hard
is there a way to block this guys videos from appearing on my suggestions?
If you hover over the video and click the 3 verticle dots you can select 'not interested'
It should stop him from appearing I believe
@@trydodis690 Only when you're logged in, alas, and it doesn't work consistently. Whether this guy has gamed the system or if YT honestly believe we want to see this nonsense I couldn't say, but the only thing that will work consistently is a channel blocker extension to your browser. Not sure how YT manages to get even worse on a monthly basis but they manage it. It's almost impressive.
For one, don't click on his videos. The TH-cam algorithm will probably think you want to see more of them based on your history.
Second, use the "Not Interested" button.
@@trydodis690 i've done this multiple times, it doesn't work sadly
Soulses thats a shame
1:30 its a swedish herdingcall. Probobly the most beautiful thing ive ever heard in my life
the Daigo parry, one of the most legendary moments in the fgc.
9:58 when u realize you have a test tomorrow and you didn’t study
If anyone cares, 12:02 the video shown is from a Slovenian movie called "Kekčeve ukane" from 1968, the character shown is named Brincelj.
its so disgusting and disturbing
Lol I remember watching it a lot when I was a kid
That video was in my recommended a week ago and I watched it non stop, was so surprised to see it in this haha
Lol at Asmon thinking that Australians have left hand drive cars
Fordsie Dude I couldn’t figure out till I remembered Americans aren’t right hand drive
13:25 Thumbnail.
11:17 my donation gets hated by chat and cutted short in the video AYAYA FeelsbadMan
Weeb
fucking weeb
weebs love to hate weebs, lookin at you @b44rt lol
It was annoying as fuck
AYAYA
16/06/2020 EDIT: This comment written here 1 year ago(or more than 1 year...). At that time video was 30 min or something. Now, a lot of clip just got cutted so these timestamps dont mean anything unfortunately... Right now video length is: 22:50 rip
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My favs..
11:39 anime intro in real life
11:47 interregation
13:27 *THUMBNAIL*
This comment makes no fucking sense...
@@nosleepjones4551 Just like you...
Some parts of the video were cut off after being uploaded so the time stamps aren’t correct anymore
@@KrispyBean well, rip...
The last one seems like a great way to end up in a nursing home.
5:30 me after playing for honor for 30 minutes.
25:30
IT'S HAVEN NOT HEAVEN YOU CASUL
RIP Hentai Haven
You'll be missed deeply.
Is it a pornsite?
@@helmwall133 yes
@@dazaiosamu9285 Fakku is going to revive it. At the expense of possibly going legal
@@monchete9934 I know, I know. It's basically Crunchyroll only that it's for hentai.
8:50 i saw someone one hit kill the pontiff with a bare fist, he just used a bunch of buffs and item abilities and then parry riposte punched the pontiff and killed it in one blow.
0:37 LET'S GO JUSTIN!
I love how he doesn't recognize the national anthem - It IS say can you see!
TH-cam wont stop recommending me this video until i watch it... Happy now TH-cam?
The last clip is a murder waiting to happen. Daddy should sleep with both eyes open from now on.
“This is exactly what I did too”
“What?”
"I like the first one and the second one" The second one is a loli
Kanye West lol
The second one is 21
He never saw the Evo moment? What a casual...
Not everyone is a big fan of fighting games
@@who_this_king I've never played fighting games but I still saw that clip before
@@vabstractz910
Good for you (?)
Casuals know it . Asmon is the guy in school that isn't sure about the number of continents
It was weird that he made a correlation to playing halo with his friends back in the day compared to it honestly. WeirdChamp. Just happy to see a bit of FGC from big streamers.
11:42 r/whoosh
5:11
It's a trap!
>r/whooosh
Fuck off twelvie
i think he gets it its just his reaction
ye nevermind hes a little uncultured
@@UltimateGAYming Triggered?
The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn’t.
Damn he’s looks so healthy here compared to now
08:48 the power of riposte with hornet ring, red tearstone ring, morian blade, dragon torso stone, 99 strength, 99 int, 99 faith, some dexterity.
I love watching short stream moments for twenty minutes straight I only lost about 42 brain-cells watching this entire video, keep up the good work👌
5:22 "and the second one" hes a lolicon
That EVO moment 37 with Justin Wong and Daigo will never not be awesome!! Best EVO clip of all time!!
why was the techno union cutted out?
Video at 3:43 is KY KMEA All-State. Its tradition to sing the American National Anthem opening night and has been for years. Source: An All-State singer 3 years running.
"What if they made an MMO of [Dark Souls]"
....Did....did you even play Dark Souls?!
We got him boys... 4:51... he likes the first two... the first two was a high school student and a "legal" Loli... Asmongold loves Lolis!
4:50 the fact that that was the first thing he looked at.
3:26 "I don't think this is the American national anthem" "I thought it was Oh say can you see" SMFH Wow... just wow
3:51*The FitnessGram Pacer Test
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding*
"They were speaking in Australian" -Asmongold
That burping killed me
20:18
Why are people's timestamps incorrect? This is weird
0:00 to 0:15 , this remind me of mushroom trip , this was very very similar in term of how everything is moving and you start seeing stuff when you focus on shit .
the one at 7:18 broke me to the point of tears and i almost suffocated because I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard
my mind was blown by the "missile knows where it is by knowing where it isnt" thing when i got into game development, because that "formula" is exactly how you move objects toward the player or other location in a game. vector mathematics, just like missiles!
it just occurred to me that this is 3 years old.
Thumbnail at 11:33
If you hold your thumb over the bottom left of the screen and turn the volume down, the video is easier to watch.
26:56 at this point i would have sat in-front of the games and put my life on the line.
I was thinking the same thing
Games > life.
Seriously, that is SO MUCH MONEY that was destroyed by that dumbass fuckwad of a dad.
Thats a good father IMO.
Same brother
In case anyone's interested the guy driving through the airport terminal - it was in Kazan in Russia in 2016. He was drunk, said he was trying to find a lady friend, he got 15 days in jail.
Asking why Smooth McGroove us good, is like asking why water sustains all life.
13:13 lol
5:52 *RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE*
"I hate those Animes man where they have this weird eyes"
Never got why HH was so popular.
N-Hentai is obviously superiour.
"That wasn't a surprise that was a trap." omfg I'm dying 11:37
13:24 is the thumbnail
Always a legend this guy is.
12:42 the moment you realize just how mother effing small the car is that it can fit through a door.
I like how in the beggining he worked so hard to censor everything now hes like FUCK IT
3:24 Stan Lee entering the better place
That psycho dad shit man that is real. My dad once had one of his periods, this was maybe during 2003 or 2005 anyways. It was summer and I think the power bill was up because 1 my dad had a bad habit of spending lots of money on himself buying things he and we didn't really need and then he's upset that we're in a money crisis. And 2 he was too preoccupied with his image in the church that instead of actually paying attention to us he ignored up and treated us like slaves because he was born in Mississippi and I guess things are different over there. Anyways he's all pissed off and tell everyone to go out side just do something outside. See I was used to being outside with my brother but one day his reality changed and said real life is shit I'll just play games all day and since he was my older brother I copied him. So I thought well maybe he won't be mad if I was just playing the Nintendo 64 and doing my homework at the same time. Well that didn't work because the next thing he does is comes in the room yells at me to leave then just yanks the TV and the Nintendo without even unplugging it just yanked it out everything getting pulled out forcefully takes it outside. I guess standing on high ground would make a statement climbs up on his old Ford truck lifts the TV up and jut slams it in the gravel road. He takes the Nintendo 64 and just hand throws it on the ground. A day later he's like what happened to the TV and the Nintendo? And we're like you fucking broke it. So that shit is real. That dad is such a cruel person cunts like him are all over and instead of supporting their children in the gaming field they're like its not a real job its not worth it. Well if you cunt Beta testing is a thing streaming is a thing some youtubes make more money then that dad would in his entire life. These assholes are stuck in the old times where all they care about is money money money and working jobs that they hate no wonder they become so spiteful.
It's a series.
th-cam.com/video/ylJue6eGC50/w-d-xo.html
You probably have a better chance of getting hit by lightning 10 times in a row than becoming a decently payed
youtuber or game tester...
@@insiainutorrt259 You have 100% chance of enjoying what you do and 0% chance of failing if your doing what you love. Destroying someones possessions over something small has 100% chance of making you look like a fucking mental case though. If my dad destroyed my shit growing up he would have had 2 black fuckin eyes and a wife that would have left his psychotic ass.
“I hate the animes where they have the weird eyes”
So… every anime ever?
He said he hates the animes where they have the weird eyes. Than my heart broke
2:17 that time your mate trys to hail a taxi by yelling out
12:40 so THATS why they have those concrete barriers in front of malls lol.
this guy clearly doesn't understand high iq comedy XD
Considering how salty this child is toward DS invaders, and his reaction at 17:16, I am almost certain beyond a doubt I have ran into his gank squad group preying on legitimate duelers at post-Pontiff arena.. I am pretty sure he even runs a toon with that exact name.. "Asmongold"
24:00 oh, how serious he is and how heartfelt his words as he says... "There are other cities my friends"
0:14 face of pure horror
The techno union requested by „Wat tambor“
PERFECTION
Last guy tho, i mean does his dad have a car? Fishing poles maybe? A nice hunting riffle? That loan mower? Anything else he likes? Not any more he doesn't if he was my dad.
I would have just casually started picking them up and if the dad attempted to drive forward then I would lay on the ground. Logically the dad would never run over the son, so it would work to stop him from doing it. On the chance he was psycho enough to run over the son with a lawn mower, well now, thats a court case right there. Send him off to jail then sell all of his possessions.
It is all staged tho.
13:28 where is that video clip for research purposes
Only here to ask for the source of the thumbnail.
Yosuga no sora
8:36 Is that the fucking Fiery Greatsword from Terraria?
1:30 is a traditional way of calling for the flock of cowd
16:59 sounds like Afrikaans, lol
1:26 Jonna Jinton, the innocence in person :3
8:59 I don't know why I laughed so hard
That clip of the Street Fighter game.... That was one of the greatest wins ever pulled off in competition. What he did in that clip is next to impossible to pull off
Quit WoW after MoP. Have logged in 2 or 3 times since for nostalgia. However, I still find myself watching hours of Asmongold - it's more entertaining than playing it!
Haven't even touched the game.
You havent even seen the pink super saiyan yet.
my donation was at 12.59 i think he liked it xD
"what the fuck was that?"
*OOH*
(the stare of a man that lost all will to live)
3:49 I’m dying
11:17 😂
When the lightning strike in australia one played I understood everything that guy said
Holy moly, just now noticed, but Asmongold is basically budget "Earl" from "My name is earl" o_O
5:08 "i liked the first one and second one"
lmao second one is a loli imouto.
Dude that "swedish cow call" was obviously CG. Them beeves was grade F UN REAL ENGINE! O>o
whats with the fake reactions asmon
man your edit in this videos are good even i
This edit is trash, skipping half the reactions
Did someone mess with this video? All the timestamps in the comments are wrong.
I thought by explode, it meant that he exploded to the anime girl in the thumbnail :)
no
Salt is a way of life
I'm fuckin dying.