Like most youtubers. Markiplier, literally every Minecraft channel, pre-2018 pewdiepie etc. Except they pretend to be super excited about every mundane thing that happens.
0:33 just to explain what happened so you guys know whats really going on... if Ken had even BLOCKED a hit from chun li he wouldve died because you still take some damage.. he had to parry every hit she was dishing out almost frame perfectly.. that shit is legendary
just for people that didn't grow up on a farm. You could walk into a field full of cows and lay down, literally anywhere in that field and close your eyes and when you opened them 2-3 minutes later you would be surrounded by cows. They are curious creatures, i mean literally surrounded, big wide circle and if you move suddenly or get up they will move away and then run away but still keep watching you. (From a dude who grew up on a dairy farm) lol
Cows are the fucking bomb. There's a large moor close to my house where highland cattle roam freely, if you sit down on a bench and wait a bit you'll have 5 or so investigating you. Mostly the adolescents though, the older ones are so used to people that they don't really bother anymore.
On a sidenote, cows have pretty good hearing, so Scandinavians used to call them together by training them to come when they heard a specific type of song (aka. kulning), you would train them with some food. Much faster to call them that way, rather than run around on the mountains and try to find them. Let the cows do the work for you.
Beef cows aren't that curious, they will keep their distance unless they know you, unless they are Texas Longhorns. That breed is probably the friendliest breed I've ever interacted with.
@@bestofasmongold5736 I'd say show the best clips in full even if it means fewer (funnier imo) p.s. I appreciate you responding to criticism that's pretty cool :)
@@bestofasmongold5736 cuttin the unimportant part out is fine. but you cut so much of the relevant bits that it made watching the rest of those bits pointless, unfun and frankly, also frustrating. it literally ruined the joke
The original reason for invading in Demons Souls was to get your human form back. There were only like 8 or 10 items per playthrough to get your body back ( minus killing a boss or helping to kill a boss) and the death HP penalty was instantly lose 50% of your max HP until you get your body back. So getting your body back was huge (also dying in body form made the levels harder little by little the more you died while alive) I miss that mechanic
I will explain to it why the cows come when the girls is singing. The song or lullaby that the girls is doing its an ancient lullaby for calling the cows and other animals (i remember i saw it on Wikipedia and youtube) Kulning - Ancient Swedish herding call th-cam.com/video/KvtT3UyhibQ/w-d-xo.html
16/06/2020 EDIT: This comment written here 1 year ago(or more than 1 year...). At that time video was 30 min or something. Now, a lot of clip just got cutted so these timestamps dont mean anything unfortunately... Right now video length is: 22:50 rip # My favs.. 11:39 anime intro in real life 11:47 interregation 13:27 *THUMBNAIL*
@@nocto6715 u really serious ok buddy look ur edge lord haircut profile you don't think I'll be checking that description too fucking watch the AI Games on that weeb shit what else you got oh fuck furries and you're telling me I need to take a bath ok buddy listen unlike you I can take a joke.
14:50 It's funny that you say they were speaking in Australian, because I'm Australian and they legit made sense to me. This might come as a surprise, but they were screaming incoherently as they utterly and completely freaked the heck out at the fact they almost got hit by lightning. Weird, I know.
@@trydodis690 Only when you're logged in, alas, and it doesn't work consistently. Whether this guy has gamed the system or if YT honestly believe we want to see this nonsense I couldn't say, but the only thing that will work consistently is a channel blocker extension to your browser. Not sure how YT manages to get even worse on a monthly basis but they manage it. It's almost impressive.
For one, don't click on his videos. The TH-cam algorithm will probably think you want to see more of them based on your history. Second, use the "Not Interested" button.
I remember the EVO 2004 SF3 tournament stuff. From wiki : Umehara's Ken was down to his last pixel of vitality. With 26 seconds remaining, Wong had the option to run out the clock, but he was eager to end the match.[6] At this point, any special attack would knock Umehara's character out if connected, since special attacks deal a slight amount of damage even when blocked. To win the round, Wong attempted to hit Umehara's Ken with Chun-Li's multihit Super Art II move; the Houyoku-sen (鳳翼扇, "fanning phoenix-wing"). However, instead of avoiding it, Umehara chose to "Parry", a high-risk, high-reward technique which allows the defender to block an incoming attack without losing any health, but requires moving toward the opponent's direction in the same time a hit lands,[7] within six of sixty frames of the impact animation - about a tenth of a second.[8] Umehara had to predict when his opponent would start his Super Art Move, essentially making the first parry before the move even started,[6] and then perform the same split-second timing on all 14 of the remaining hits. Umehara did so, and went on to counter a final kick of Chun-Li in mid-air before launching a 12-hit combo
Video at 3:43 is KY KMEA All-State. Its tradition to sing the American National Anthem opening night and has been for years. Source: An All-State singer 3 years running.
For everyone H A T I N G on this man: yes, he has over dramatic expressions, yes he explains the videos, that's just him. And that's why he's a god damn twitch streamer that gives good content.
He's a reactor. He steals content of others who worked hard for it and profits at the cost of real content creators. He knows that but still does it because of what a lazy and exploitive fuck he is.
I literally have a picture in my phone of a kid walking down the street in the middle of July in this same suit of armor, past our worksite. it was hilarious and probably 11 Degrees that day!
3:51*The FitnessGram Pacer Test The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding*
Considering how salty this child is toward DS invaders, and his reaction at 17:16, I am almost certain beyond a doubt I have ran into his gank squad group preying on legitimate duelers at post-Pontiff arena.. I am pretty sure he even runs a toon with that exact name.. "Asmongold"
Love watching his reactions and facial expressions in 0.25 speed this is hilarious!! You can actually see the fucking delay his brain needs to work out with that shit he has to suffer from xD
5:00 "I like the first one and *the second one* " Well ok sir I would excuse you, but you seem to not know the characters... Edit: I forgot to mention, kaho ( the first one ) is a teenager so boi your in deep water
0:00 to 0:15 , this remind me of mushroom trip , this was very very similar in term of how everything is moving and you start seeing stuff when you focus on shit .
It was weird that he made a correlation to playing halo with his friends back in the day compared to it honestly. WeirdChamp. Just happy to see a bit of FGC from big streamers.
this guys entire business model is "look confused and outraged at the same time about literally everything i ever see"
If Steve Harvey was a youtuber
The one thing I hate about asmongold
Like most youtubers. Markiplier, literally every Minecraft channel, pre-2018 pewdiepie etc. Except they pretend to be super excited about every mundane thing that happens.
Do you not know asmongold?
@@arctorusmedia he's not a TH-camr
0:33 just to explain what happened so you guys know whats really going on... if Ken had even BLOCKED a hit from chun li he wouldve died because you still take some damage.. he had to parry every hit she was dishing out almost frame perfectly.. that shit is legendary
Ok
Evo moment 37 is forever in our hearts. "Daigo Umehara parry"
Shit, I'm old 😬
man, half of these you cut out the beginning of the video and the other half you just cut short anyway. I'm just gonna go find the vod of this instead
why would you watch asmongold
"Using Bhopping to your advantage in CS:GO whilst playing F2P Non prime with a spinbot" when?
FireGen
Aren’t you watching him right now ...
by watching this video
Your internet has been down for a while. When will you start Bhopping again?
@@jerryboy1154 idk i just clicked on the video and went straight to the comment section
5:07 The most accurated representation of League Of Legends there is.
^
yes, yes it is.
just for people that didn't grow up on a farm. You could walk into a field full of cows and lay down, literally anywhere in that field and close your eyes and when you opened them 2-3 minutes later you would be surrounded by cows. They are curious creatures, i mean literally surrounded, big wide circle and if you move suddenly or get up they will move away and then run away but still keep watching you. (From a dude who grew up on a dairy farm) lol
Cows are the fucking bomb. There's a large moor close to my house where highland cattle roam freely, if you sit down on a bench and wait a bit you'll have 5 or so investigating you. Mostly the adolescents though, the older ones are so used to people that they don't really bother anymore.
On a sidenote, cows have pretty good hearing, so Scandinavians used to call them together by training them to come when they heard a specific type of song (aka. kulning), you would train them with some food.
Much faster to call them that way, rather than run around on the mountains and try to find them. Let the cows do the work for you.
Beef cows aren't that curious, they will keep their distance unless they know you, unless they are Texas Longhorns. That breed is probably the friendliest breed I've ever interacted with.
Whats the deal with cows and cats though.
Cows, sheep, alpacas, lamas... pretty much anything that are curious of your presence... they're pretty much bored most of days so why not.
The Cow thing, Malon, from Ocarina of time, is inspired on that tradition
Thanks for the amazing fact kind stranger, for while I don't know who you are, your kindness is greatly appreciated!
Your editing annoys me, either you let us watch half of the clips or not at all
I will change it up. Would you rather I show less clips but they are the whole clip?
@@bestofasmongold5736 He means he we dont get to see the whole videos that are suggested to you my dude.
@@bestofasmongold5736 I'd say show the best clips in full even if it means fewer (funnier imo)
p.s. I appreciate you responding to criticism that's pretty cool :)
@@cynical9108 As long as its constructive criticism i'm happy to respond and take it into consideration. Plenty of ragers out there lol.
@@bestofasmongold5736 cuttin the unimportant part out is fine. but you cut so much of the relevant bits that it made watching the rest of those bits pointless, unfun and frankly, also frustrating. it literally ruined the joke
The original reason for invading in Demons Souls was to get your human form back. There were only like 8 or 10 items per playthrough to get your body back ( minus killing a boss or helping to kill a boss) and the death HP penalty was instantly lose 50% of your max HP until you get your body back. So getting your body back was huge (also dying in body form made the levels harder little by little the more you died while alive)
I miss that mechanic
People feed cows, therefore cows come when called.
No man, I think they like burps
Cows are too stupid.
ANY big voice will make the cows come...
(work on goats, sheeps, pigs.)
@@WadcaWymiaru curious*
I will explain to it why the cows come when the girls is singing.
The song or lullaby that the girls is doing its an ancient lullaby for calling the cows and other animals (i remember i saw it on Wikipedia and youtube)
Kulning - Ancient Swedish herding call
th-cam.com/video/KvtT3UyhibQ/w-d-xo.html
@@WadcaWymiaru cows are not stupid at all.
they are much more intelligent than you would think.
16/06/2020 EDIT: This comment written here 1 year ago(or more than 1 year...). At that time video was 30 min or something. Now, a lot of clip just got cutted so these timestamps dont mean anything unfortunately... Right now video length is: 22:50 rip
#
My favs..
11:39 anime intro in real life
11:47 interregation
13:27 *THUMBNAIL*
This comment makes no fucking sense...
@@nosleepjones4551 Just like you...
Some parts of the video were cut off after being uploaded so the time stamps aren’t correct anymore
@@KrispyBean well, rip...
3:45 asmon literally doesn't know America's national anthem, pog
Kiran Amuthan this is pretty sad. Where's he from??
@@sfall616 how is it sad? Its a song, who cares lmao
ニクラス You wouldn't understand. Trash. Lmao
It's funny how American's expect other people to know their anthem when most of them don't know other's and those that do only know about 3 or 4
@@annaairahala9462 He's American.
asmogold: "I HaTe thoSe aNimE wHen tHey haVe tHose WeIrd EyeS."
Also asmogold: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
take a bath
@@nocto6715 bezz you're not any different
@@nocto6715 u really serious ok buddy look ur edge lord haircut profile you don't think I'll be checking that description too fucking watch the AI Games on that weeb shit what else you got oh fuck furries and you're telling me I need to take a bath ok buddy listen unlike you I can take a joke.
THE DAIGO FULL PARRY
THE LEGENDARY EVO 2004
what a legend!
EVO MOMENT 37
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Still amazes me even though I don't play that game
5:10 perfect timing
Clickbait. His head didn’t actually explode...
wish it did
13:28 aaaww
:D
Sauce
What anime clip is that from for research purposes
@@axceldoesgaming4892 It's from the anime "Yosuga no Sora" first episode. Uhh yeah, dont ask why I know this.
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Headline: Dad runs lawnmower over sons video games. Later that day Breaking News: Son kills father for running lawn mower over video games
it was faked. the whole collection of videos were faked. the whole story is.
like father like son
Son kills father by running him over with a lawn mower* : )
Thats from a fake youtuber, they make tons of videos about it, actually make money from it faking these videos.
@@brendanwallach6350 but I gotta say, that time where he had to live in a tent for like a week was entertaining
14:50 It's funny that you say they were speaking in Australian, because I'm Australian and they legit made sense to me. This might come as a surprise, but they were screaming incoherently as they utterly and completely freaked the heck out at the fact they almost got hit by lightning. Weird, I know.
That missile explanation sounds like my control theory lectures!
it actually makes sense, after you go to the lecture high
The best way to understand controls is to not understand controls
9:50 = little did he know, he was listening to music from an anime hahahaa.
12:02 = little did e know. he was listening to music from an anime.
@@bittripboy no dignity
JOJO
What anime? Or more like - what song... 9:50 sounded pretty good :I
@@npc6817 Dignity? What implies that I have no dignity?
That girl singing to the cows was using a really old viking technique of singing called kulning and its really freaking difficult. Props to her
Too bad "Viking" is a profession, therefore most old Norse people weren't vikings. So Kulning was no viking technique, just a farmer one.
1:30 its a swedish herdingcall. Probobly the most beautiful thing ive ever heard in my life
If anyone cares, 12:02 the video shown is from a Slovenian movie called "Kekčeve ukane" from 1968, the character shown is named Brincelj.
its so disgusting and disturbing
Lol I remember watching it a lot when I was a kid
That video was in my recommended a week ago and I watched it non stop, was so surprised to see it in this haha
9:58 when u realize you have a test tomorrow and you didn’t study
11:17 my donation gets hated by chat and cutted short in the video AYAYA FeelsbadMan
Weeb
fucking weeb
weebs love to hate weebs, lookin at you @b44rt lol
It was annoying as fuck
AYAYA
“This is exactly what I did too”
“What?”
is there a way to block this guys videos from appearing on my suggestions?
If you hover over the video and click the 3 verticle dots you can select 'not interested'
It should stop him from appearing I believe
@@trydodis690 Only when you're logged in, alas, and it doesn't work consistently. Whether this guy has gamed the system or if YT honestly believe we want to see this nonsense I couldn't say, but the only thing that will work consistently is a channel blocker extension to your browser. Not sure how YT manages to get even worse on a monthly basis but they manage it. It's almost impressive.
For one, don't click on his videos. The TH-cam algorithm will probably think you want to see more of them based on your history.
Second, use the "Not Interested" button.
@@trydodis690 i've done this multiple times, it doesn't work sadly
Soulses thats a shame
0:37 LET'S GO JUSTIN!
Lol at Asmon thinking that Australians have left hand drive cars
Fordsie Dude I couldn’t figure out till I remembered Americans aren’t right hand drive
I remember the EVO 2004 SF3 tournament stuff. From wiki :
Umehara's Ken was down to his last pixel of vitality. With 26 seconds remaining, Wong had the option to run out the clock, but he was eager to end the match.[6]
At this point, any special attack would knock Umehara's character out if connected, since special attacks deal a slight amount of damage even when blocked. To win the round, Wong attempted to hit Umehara's Ken with Chun-Li's multihit Super Art II move; the Houyoku-sen (鳳翼扇, "fanning phoenix-wing"). However, instead of avoiding it, Umehara chose to "Parry", a high-risk, high-reward technique which allows the defender to block an incoming attack without losing any health, but requires moving toward the opponent's direction in the same time a hit lands,[7] within six of sixty frames of the impact animation - about a tenth of a second.[8] Umehara had to predict when his opponent would start his Super Art Move, essentially making the first parry before the move even started,[6] and then perform the same split-second timing on all 14 of the remaining hits. Umehara did so, and went on to counter a final kick of Chun-Li in mid-air before launching a 12-hit combo
"Look at the sword dude, look at that sword, that's a really good sword"
"...oh"
"s in chat bois. can't win em all"
5:30 me after playing for honor for 30 minutes.
the Daigo parry, one of the most legendary moments in the fgc.
0:16 the way the gnome just "censors" him for a few seconds
I need to know the song at 7:51... for reasons. Totally not another Crusade or anything.
“The lost battalion” by Sabaton. The song is from the album called “the last stand” you can find it on Spotify
Darude sandstorm
Jesus Christ last stand
Video at 3:43 is KY KMEA All-State. Its tradition to sing the American National Anthem opening night and has been for years. Source: An All-State singer 3 years running.
6:32 When you finally found your lost brother as an comedian on stage, but you are not sure about if he really is.
For everyone H A T I N G on this man: yes, he has over dramatic expressions, yes he explains the videos, that's just him. And that's why he's a god damn twitch streamer that gives good content.
This is why TH-cam is omega, so many ignorant n o r m i e s.
"Good content"
It's other people's content tho
He's a reactor. He steals content of others who worked hard for it and profits at the cost of real content creators. He knows that but still does it because of what a lazy and exploitive fuck he is.
"good content"
"I've never been to that bonfire, why didn't you guys tell me about that one?"
well maybe if you play the game yourself...
So wholesome its like he got internet a year ago.
TH-cam wont stop recommending me this video until i watch it... Happy now TH-cam?
I literally have a picture in my phone of a kid walking down the street in the middle of July in this same suit of armor, past our worksite. it was hilarious and probably 11 Degrees that day!
The last one seems like a great way to end up in a nursing home.
3:51*The FitnessGram Pacer Test
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding*
16:17 I laughed so hard
i searched up the missile where it isnt and this came up
7:27 wtf
It's a farcry 5 trailer.
Lol
13:28 where is that video clip for research purposes
3:26 "I don't think this is the American national anthem" "I thought it was Oh say can you see" SMFH Wow... just wow
The class when they hear someone screaming down the hall during a test
0:15
0:03 that look tho LMFAO...... When you on mushrooms
08:48 the power of riposte with hornet ring, red tearstone ring, morian blade, dragon torso stone, 99 strength, 99 int, 99 faith, some dexterity.
2:19 *LMFFAOOOOO*
We got him boys... 4:51... he likes the first two... the first two was a high school student and a "legal" Loli... Asmongold loves Lolis!
why was the techno union cutted out?
12:40 so THATS why they have those concrete barriers in front of malls lol.
25:30
IT'S HAVEN NOT HEAVEN YOU CASUL
RIP Hentai Haven
You'll be missed deeply.
Is it a pornsite?
@@helmwall133 yes
@@dazaiosamu9285 Fakku is going to revive it. At the expense of possibly going legal
@@monchete9934 I know, I know. It's basically Crunchyroll only that it's for hentai.
Considering how salty this child is toward DS invaders, and his reaction at 17:16, I am almost certain beyond a doubt I have ran into his gank squad group preying on legitimate duelers at post-Pontiff arena.. I am pretty sure he even runs a toon with that exact name.. "Asmongold"
I love how he doesn't recognize the national anthem - It IS say can you see!
9:49 what song is that?
its from Jojos Bizarre Adventure, look up Stardust Crusaders music remix and you'll prolly find it
Been in my recommended for a while, glad I finally watched it.
That fighting game blocking the super than winning was the coolest thing ever
Love watching his reactions and facial expressions in 0.25 speed this is hilarious!! You can actually see the fucking delay his brain needs to work out with that shit he has to suffer from xD
The techno union requested by „Wat tambor“
PERFECTION
The last clip is a murder waiting to happen. Daddy should sleep with both eyes open from now on.
13:25 Thumbnail.
5:00 "I like the first one and *the second one* "
Well ok sir I would excuse you, but you seem to not know the characters...
Edit: I forgot to mention, kaho ( the first one ) is a teenager so boi your in deep water
11:42 r/whoosh
5:11
It's a trap!
>r/whooosh
Fuck off twelvie
i think he gets it its just his reaction
ye nevermind hes a little uncultured
@@UltimateGAYming Triggered?
You know this gonna be great if it starts with Mr Bubz.
22:00 What a champion
27:00 That's why PC is better ;3
@@CopperBanana just get another computer from a giveaway or smt and install steam
More like
That's how school shooters are created lmao
Felix Iris You would know wouldn’t ya?
@@brobama9947 oof lmao
Ill take that double L
I wouldn't, i dont have a dad ;3
Felix Iris dude same pound it
I feel like I need a shower after realizing I know where the thumbnail image is from
Thumbnail at 11:33
That EVO moment 37 with Justin Wong and Daigo will never not be awesome!! Best EVO clip of all time!!
"I like the first one and the second one" The second one is a loli
Kanye West lol
The second one is 21
8:56 can someone send me a link where I can see him watching the whole clip?
4:52
Hey I’ve seen this one
Yeah its blend s
The character he "likes" is 17
0:00 to 0:15 , this remind me of mushroom trip , this was very very similar in term of how everything is moving and you start seeing stuff when you focus on shit .
Damn he’s looks so healthy here compared to now
The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn’t.
the one at 7:18 broke me to the point of tears and i almost suffocated because I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard
Asmon saying he hates anime was a sudden turn of events in the present timeline
5:22 "and the second one" hes a lolicon
2:17 that time your mate trys to hail a taxi by yelling out
26:56 at this point i would have sat in-front of the games and put my life on the line.
I was thinking the same thing
Games > life.
Thats a good father IMO.
Same brother
The video is only 24 minutes long. How does that timestamp work?
17:42 that cat is seeing some Vietnam flashbacks
He never saw the Evo moment? What a casual...
Not everyone is a big fan of fighting games
@@who_this_king I've never played fighting games but I still saw that clip before
@@vabstractz910
Good for you (?)
Casuals know it . Asmon is the guy in school that isn't sure about the number of continents
It was weird that he made a correlation to playing halo with his friends back in the day compared to it honestly. WeirdChamp. Just happy to see a bit of FGC from big streamers.
4:50 get that up ya!!
Fucking fantastic mate I dont even get why but its so funny
"That wasn't a surprise that was a trap." omfg I'm dying 11:37
21:57 we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and, we've quite possibly been bamboozled
I love watching short stream moments for twenty minutes straight I only lost about 42 brain-cells watching this entire video, keep up the good work👌
"What if they made an MMO of [Dark Souls]"
....Did....did you even play Dark Souls?!
Always a legend this guy is.
The cow calling thing reminds me of a saying. "If it's stupid, and it works, it isn't stupid."
24:00 oh, how serious he is and how heartfelt his words as he says... "There are other cities my friends"
4:50 the fact that that was the first thing he looked at.
That burping killed me
20:18
Why are people's timestamps incorrect? This is weird
8:36 Is that the fucking Fiery Greatsword from Terraria?
Wow I’m such a trashy weeb, I’ve never watched one of your vids but the anime in the thumbnail baited me in
18:23 that guy does a cappella renditions of SOOOO many game tunes his name is Smooth McGroove, definitely worth a watch!