We get drunk and watch Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) ft. Dakota Johnson

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  • @RAZZLEMedia
    @RAZZLEMedia  2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    follow us all on twitter 👇
    - RAZZLE: twitter.com/RAZZLEMedia
    - Ryan Havens: twitter.com/Ryan_Havens
    - Alan Havens: twitter.com/AlanHavens
    - Zach Mourar: twitter.com/zachmourar
    - Ben Hagelin: twitter.com/LetsGoHaggles

    • @ashermaster3240
      @ashermaster3240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tall girl 2 is out I know its gonna happen all I can ask is when

    • @tsunamimaru1450
      @tsunamimaru1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it bad I want them to do a reaction to all the other fifty shades of grey movies?

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayo when "877-Ass-now" be droppin on spotify

  • @CosyBee
    @CosyBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4541

    Imagine doing BDSM in your billionaire partner's place and then you faintly hear the sound of 4 drunk boys making Geiko references

    • @portisthetortoise3239
      @portisthetortoise3239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      this comment really got me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You’d start gut laughing really hard

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Paulo Hernanndizz oh yea ik i just felt like responding for some reason sdfjlklk

    • @TheUltimateYouTuberyay
      @TheUltimateYouTuberyay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Little did we know, this whole video was a Geico ad.

  • @kingmongoose3019
    @kingmongoose3019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7708

    This is as close to them watching Twilight as we're ever going to get.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      They should watch it right before The Batman comes out

    • @kingmongoose3019
      @kingmongoose3019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That'd be amazing.

    • @oniononion815
      @oniononion815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      this is sadly probably true

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@carter_lovejoy kinda disappointing if we didn't get a scene in the batman where batman pulls down the mask in front of riddler and is all sparkly down below... "Im the perfect predator, everything i am attracts you ... "

    • @dougbowser50
      @dougbowser50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i legitimately remember them watching it wtf

  • @joshualopez311
    @joshualopez311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3943

    I love when Zack just guesses a line and then it's said 5 seconds later

    • @jahcoba
      @jahcoba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      It was nuts
      Also shows how poorly it’s written imo

    • @weirdyyy006
      @weirdyyy006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I had to replay that moment just to confirm it was Zack who said that, not the guy who already seen it!!

    • @joshualopez311
      @joshualopez311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jahcoba that's exactly what I was thinking

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He’d probably heard line before, he just didn’t know where it was in the movie

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Shows how predictable these things are.

  • @quickstrr
    @quickstrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4223

    I never expect these to go the way they do. Like who the fuck would guess they'd end up singing remixes of the J.G Wentworth commercial? 😂😂😂

    • @SnowBoi97
      @SnowBoi97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's amazing how bizarre they get everytime! 🤣

    • @YT_AKai_
      @YT_AKai_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I’ve really never laughed harder😂😂😂

    • @michaelc.5809
      @michaelc.5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right! I was laughing my ass off😂

    • @michaelc.5809
      @michaelc.5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 Silence bot

    • @tylernations197
      @tylernations197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best ever

  • @jonathanrhodes4547
    @jonathanrhodes4547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3583

    The fact that the guys profusely make sex Jokes every second makes this commentary worth while.

  • @monsterjambrony
    @monsterjambrony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1609

    I love the part where RAZZLE predicted the line “I don’t make love, I fuck.” That was crazy!

    • @Amelia-zp8uj
      @Amelia-zp8uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SAME ahahahahaha

    • @sam_tbh
      @sam_tbh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Timestamp? I’m trying to find it again but can’t seem to find it

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sam_tbh 7:00.

    • @sam_tbh
      @sam_tbh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@monsterjambrony oh tysm

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sam_tbh You’re welcome.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I love how the main character admits, "Yeah, this man has a serial killer vibe" and then just continues all the way to Pound Town.

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pound Town...

    • @TheProfessor230
      @TheProfessor230 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don't let a potential serial killer stop your journey to pound town

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude ปีที่แล้ว

      Well still a chance for you to get laid before dying, so high risk high reward

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AverageAwesomeDude I would argue that that's a lose-lose situation

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami ปีที่แล้ว

      Priorities

  • @oplus7054
    @oplus7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    I swear these are the only guys to make insurance jokes while watching a movie about sex

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @Greynold Godrig it is a Twilight fanfic, so you're not wrong

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Greynold Godrig dude I can confirm these are NOT women's fantasies lmao this was a twilight fan's fantasy that got changed up and made into a series

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Greynold Godrig This is the fantasy of someone who needs therapy, lol.

  • @lumberjackmafia1410
    @lumberjackmafia1410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    “Are you seriously watching Fifty Shades of Grey by yourself?”
    Razzle: Nah, IM WITH MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Im with the Razzle team!
      *Ryan in the distance: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @peggytheveteran4968
    @peggytheveteran4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4166

    I think you guys should create your own Fifty Shades of Grey scripts, I can't even begin to imagine what stuff you'll come up with

    • @yes.1374
      @yes.1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Zach showed potential with the cat in the hat fanfic, so...

    • @bellad8287
      @bellad8287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Stop that would be hilarious 😂

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably something better

    • @Krystalqueen737
      @Krystalqueen737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is Katana, she doesn’t have my back. She fucks

    • @ThunderDudeSki
      @ThunderDudeSki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Krystalqueen737 like mowing the lawn

  • @TKZells16
    @TKZells16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is that Ana made valedictorian without having a laptop or email all throughout college

  • @sawyer6264
    @sawyer6264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    The part where they start singing Love Me Like You Do had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @JeffDoyen
    @JeffDoyen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3125

    You guys should’ve done a drunk viewing of Robots, that would’ve been so damn funny

    • @yes.1374
      @yes.1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I'm totally down for that tbh. Wonder who would they simp for

    • @actualchannel4766
      @actualchannel4766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@yes.1374 I think we all know who...

    • @yes.1374
      @yes.1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@actualchannel4766 There is plenty of competition though. Three milfs, two dilfs, fender and the little guy at the door are some of them. Not to mention one of the dilfs is Stanley Tucci

    • @actualchannel4766
      @actualchannel4766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@yes.1374 Ok ok, You got a point there. But come on, I mean... Aunt Fanny... does there really need to be a discussion over this-

    • @yes.1374
      @yes.1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@actualchannel4766 Aunt Fanny even has her own short "Aunt Fanny's tour of booty", so that's a solid point.

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    so if the film is 125 minutes long, and there are precisely fifty shades, that averages out to approximately 2.5 shades per minute. I don't know where I was going with this

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      WAIT THIS MOVIE IS 2 HOURS LONG WHO LET THAT HAPPEN

    • @bloodmaged
      @bloodmaged 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 sharts loudly

    • @ahmadalaama7217
      @ahmadalaama7217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wouldn't it be 1 shade every 2.5 minutes?

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Technically there’s a 125 shades of grey, a shade of grey every minute.

    • @thepopculturebuff5080
      @thepopculturebuff5080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated Comment

  • @Shockwave99999
    @Shockwave99999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    “I like eating pills” I laughed at that way harder than I would have anticipated

    • @myralyra2404
      @myralyra2404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The beats pill

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too lmaoo

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know we're not supposed to talk about him...
      but is that Bruno in your profile picture?

    • @Shockwave99999
      @Shockwave99999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@galaxychill9578 it’s my Halloween makeup of the killer from the movie Smiley

    • @SnazzySazerac98
      @SnazzySazerac98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t eat pills, I fuck

  • @onearmedbandit84
    @onearmedbandit84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    A porn Razzle HASN'T seen before? Hell has frozen over.

    • @someidiot4754
      @someidiot4754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Much like Walt Disney’s frozen head.

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@someidiot4754 They’re gonna wake him up just for him to….never mind lol

    • @connorpratt8364
      @connorpratt8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holy shit you're right a pig just flew past my window

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like

  • @ca5herba5her99
    @ca5herba5her99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    There guys really made a job out of their rampant alcoholism.

    • @berserker3414
      @berserker3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well, as they say... if you are good at something you should never do it for free (or something similar)

    • @nonenone2173
      @nonenone2173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fear for their livers but they made it this far 👍👍

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    Knowing this is just Twilight fanfiction makes everything SO much funnier and more cringe.
    The creepy friendzoned friend? The dead personality of literally everyone in this movie? It's awful.
    and i love it

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It’s an amazing dumpster fire

    • @XxreadingaddictionxX
      @XxreadingaddictionxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      My friend found it before it became 50 shades. And she said it was just, it has no words besides just awful.

    • @jessbailie3539
      @jessbailie3539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      so we went from 9/11 to mcr to twilight to 50 shades to 365 days and im fucking terrified of whats gonna come next

    • @XxreadingaddictionxX
      @XxreadingaddictionxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jessbailie3539 💀 fucking same.

    • @HiImlizzmitchell
      @HiImlizzmitchell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XxreadingaddictionxX what was it called because I want to read it now to see how bad it is

  • @marvelouslee4427
    @marvelouslee4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    from “Love me like you do…WHAT ARE YOU GREY-DING FOR?!!!!” to “call Grey G Wentworth, 877-ASS-NOW!” was not expecting this to be a sing-along lmfao

  • @spaceaxolotl6196
    @spaceaxolotl6196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I love how like 90% of it is blurred so you have to guess what's happening based on their reactions

  • @InsertStephenHere
    @InsertStephenHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    RAZZLE: the only channel to feature the most top tier singing

  • @elmacho2789
    @elmacho2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    “You don’t EAT pills!”
    Um would you have preferred if it said “swallow me”?

  • @karlisgonzalez8858
    @karlisgonzalez8858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    This is a list of movies that were mentioned in the live comments of this video. Not saying you should watch them, just a list:
    • Twilight (2008)
    • Space Chimps (2008)
    • Superhero Movie (2008)
    • Underdog (2007)
    • Batman and Robin (1997)
    • Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
    • Twins (1988)
    • Junior (1994)
    • Ghostbusters (1984)
    • Tall Girl 2 (2022)
    • Planet 51 (2009)
    - The Angry Birds Movie (2016)
    • Mars Needs Moms (2011)
    • Goodfellas (1990)
    • Borat (2006)
    • Dumb and Dumber (1994)
    • Hop (2011)
    • Robots (2005)
    • Man of Steel (2013)
    • Real Steel (2011)

    • @_notquitehuman_
      @_notquitehuman_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Excuse me... Tall Girl *2* ???,?

    • @karlisgonzalez8858
      @karlisgonzalez8858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@_notquitehuman_ Yeah, Tall Girl 2
      It’s a real movie isn’t

    • @craftydylpicklerocks2558
      @craftydylpicklerocks2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@karlisgonzalez8858 yes it is

    • @patricksammon6238
      @patricksammon6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Tall Girl 2❌ 2 Tall 2 Girl✅

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@_notquitehuman_ netflix is trying to force me to watch it for the entire week

  • @congreve_cap
    @congreve_cap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    My jaw is on the freaking floor omg I was not prepared. This is gonna be so fun. 😂

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How much you wanna bet this one gets age restricted?

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Is that a katana"
      Immediately "THIS IS KATANA SHES GOT MY BACK"

  • @JC-hh7wx
    @JC-hh7wx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    This is so getting aged restricted so thank you guys for making 50 shades better than the actual movie🤣🤣🤣

  • @giannacarter9711
    @giannacarter9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    that "welcome to grey theory" joke was way funnier than it got credit for

  • @LiamTolentino
    @LiamTolentino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I love how this commentary is still somehow less horny than the Bee Movie episode

  • @boop8849
    @boop8849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    my grandma passed away when i was 13, and when we were cleaning out her house i found the 50 shades of grey books under her bed, grandma was down bad 👌🏼🥴

    • @serena841
      @serena841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not only did she own the book Fifty Shades of Grey. She owned the bookS Fifty Shades of Grey.

    • @hisfavworstnightmare
      @hisfavworstnightmare ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MY GRANDMA WENT TO GO & SEE THIS MOVIE WITH MY MOTHER 😭😭😭😭

  • @Flygoniaks
    @Flygoniaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I am SO mad nobody said "I've seen this porn before." ESPECIALLY at the beginning when you were checking who saw the movie before.

    • @docplays6508
      @docplays6508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Serious missed opportunity

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I feel like saying "i've seen this porn before" on a movie that is actually porn is a bit redundant so i dont think the joke would've landed as well

    • @Flygoniaks
      @Flygoniaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@CoingamerFL Personally I feel it would have been really funny because it would be a running joke coming full circle.

  • @fablethewolf825
    @fablethewolf825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    Kids movies: plays.
    Razzle: Simps and lusts over everyone.
    Literal sex movie: plays.
    Razzle: Let's SING A SONG!
    Happy Valentine's Day, you bunch of weirdos. 💖

    • @themacca277
      @themacca277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      in their defense, this is like the least sexy movie about sex ever made.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @iBlewupthemoon98
      @iBlewupthemoon98 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@themacca277 Fr They definitely got more bricked up by Aunt May in Raimi’s Spiderman than this entire movie

    • @icecreamsandwich108
      @icecreamsandwich108 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@iBlewupthemoon98 Also Susan Heffley and Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “What are you ‘Greyting’ for” is a musical masterpiece.

  • @Slick-Salamander
    @Slick-Salamander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    7:07 be like:
    Gray: Welcome to my house, as you can see I knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
    Anna: Uhh… This isn’t tilted or a tower-
    Gray: Well, you see, it's a Gamerpad. Not many girls come in here because I get Friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
    Anna: I’d like to be in the Friendzone. I’d like friends.
    Gray: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don’t treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a Gamer, I don’t get respect.
    Anna: Well, I’m not a Gamer, so maybe they’ll respect me!
    Gray: That just makes you a Beta Cuck.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      *non-existant voices start laughing*

    • @michellehalliburton4455
      @michellehalliburton4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That's the difference between you and I, Anna. I'm an... alpha gamer.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      anyway, where we droppin boys?

    • @Wolfstorm001Art
      @Wolfstorm001Art 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AHAHA-

    • @candycane1744
      @candycane1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Better fanfic

  • @spookishookem8313
    @spookishookem8313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The Chris Chan jokes made me lose my mind, that was hilarious lmao

    • @lonesavior
      @lonesavior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Both Christian Grey and Chris-chan have a disturbing Oedipus complex. (too soon?)

    • @causticwit
      @causticwit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lonesavior It's never too soon to make Chris Chan Oedipus jokes 😉

  • @jtx7277
    @jtx7277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    7:00 the fact that he predicted the line is hilarious

  • @mikemorro140
    @mikemorro140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like how despite this movie being so focused on sex it's one of the few films they don't simp anyone

  • @christophertapia6111
    @christophertapia6111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Alan being an unapologetic viewer of this movie is the kind of masculinity I live for

  • @skyrogames3000
    @skyrogames3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That "Eat Me" sign missed the opportunity to say "Swallow Me."

  • @Healthandwealth9422
    @Healthandwealth9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The fact that these guys made a 2 minute insurance joke while watching a movie about sex just shows me that they are drunk asf
    14:08

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “I don’t play. I game.” That needs to be on a shirt! 😆

  • @MR._3
    @MR._3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The boys need to watch Venom: Let there be Carnage so that they can simp over Cletus's drip

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can hear the simping over carnage from here

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    14:39
    Alan choking on his drink is the funniest thing i ever heard today along with "the GRASS!"

  • @PenguinVideoStore
    @PenguinVideoStore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Would you guys ever consider watching The Adventures of Tintin (2011) in this series? It's actually a fun, good movie, and there's a ton of characters in it to simp for lol

    • @TheRabbitHole-r2b
      @TheRabbitHole-r2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly would be great.

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@TheRabbitHole-r2b Haddock be looking assertive rn

    • @meaphrog8259
      @meaphrog8259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HOLY SHIT YES

    • @kaelang12
      @kaelang12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      they'll either simp for haddock, sakharine, or castafiore- that's my bet

    • @12345abxdefghijk
      @12345abxdefghijk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apparently there’s a sequel planned

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Is that a katana?"
    Famous last words

  • @wolvepotter5858
    @wolvepotter5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The pizza delivery analogy would’ve worked a lot better as a story then what we actually got

  • @nwiiho
    @nwiiho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Fun fact:
    Fifty Shades of Grey was actually named after Warren Buffett's teeth

  • @XxRexorcistxX
    @XxRexorcistxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Saw the thumbnail, immediate reaction was “oh shit here we go”

    • @XxRexorcistxX
      @XxRexorcistxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 no

  • @pyroflame04
    @pyroflame04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    For context, specifically about the BDSM and contract deal:
    This movie does the absolute worse job displaying BDSM, for a start the guy is a manipulative freak and I don’t think the woman ever actually consents (she was literally drugged), and it goes without saying that clear consent and mutual understanding is a core part of BDSM.
    The so called “contract” is not legally binding (as in most places actual sex contracts are illegal), BDSM is usually entirely roleplay, and neither actually believe in their actions during the roleplay (like whipping your partner for being “bad” for example), and a contract would be a part of that roleplay, but both should discuss at length what they like or dislike while writing a contract.
    In spite of the negative image of BDSM set by this movie and the other various porns, BDSM partners are very loving, doing only what both are comfortable with, and respecting when their partner says “no” (or rather, their set safeword).
    Tl;dr, this movie sucks and don’t think for a second this BDSM.

    • @truthseeker9249
      @truthseeker9249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      My boyfriend and I are not BDSM people at least not to this extent but you know we have our own special things we like. And no matter what he doesn't change who he is. He remains the sweet, gentle teddy bear that I am head over heels in love with even when he wants to be all tough on me. No matter what we can always feel the love between us.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You know when the actor for Christian Grey visited a BDSM Dungeon to learn more about the scene, and to speak with professionals, the only thing he said about it was "I felt like I needed a shower". The people involved in this film, including the writers, look down on BDSM, yet want to portray it, for some weird fucking reason... Which is probably why the "dominant" in this film is a creepy loser, with a superiority complex. There's also no aftercare, and no mention of a safeword, which is exactly what she should have used at the end. It's such an insulting, and frankly dangerous portrayal of BDSM.

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤓

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it should be added that negotiation is very important, even if it's just everyone involved sitting down and talking (which, from my understanding, is a lot more common in negotiation than a literal contract).
      Also, Christian and Anna are meant to be a "thing", yet partners who are only play partners and not romantically involved are far more caring for one another, so that was what I'd call an epic fail.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@esmeecampbell7396 It's very telling of your views on gender that you automatically assume all men are dominants, and, all women are submissive. Personally, I don't like, nor respect sexism.

  • @ktsonofwill
    @ktsonofwill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This is definitely one of my favorites. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a TH-cam video.

  • @matthewmartin1852
    @matthewmartin1852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "it's a perfect place. For People"
    - Mark Zuckerburg, talking about 50 shades of the Metaverse

  • @immyself449
    @immyself449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I was laughing a lil too hard to this and my mom asked me why I was laughing so hard bro I don’t know how to explain this 💀💀

    • @Rayinator
      @Rayinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “Basically I’m laughing at 4 grown men making sex puns with insurance slogans”

    • @cherryblossompossum3566
      @cherryblossompossum3566 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was trying not to burst out laughing while taking out my trash lmao

  • @alyssasjeans
    @alyssasjeans ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The lizard/Geico bit at the end got me crying 💀💀💀

  • @Eeep-f7y
    @Eeep-f7y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The Razzle Gang singing "Love Me Like You Do" is amazing! Keep it up!

  • @broomy1610
    @broomy1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I want a version where Grey is literally just Patrick Bateman

  • @armouredjester1622
    @armouredjester1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Yo those closing bits are gold. You guys mentioned needing cash now and I immediately started singing the jingle.
    Never had a reason to call them, but that phone number is going with me to the grave.

  • @littlesamu5920
    @littlesamu5920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Today's biggest memes were brought to you by the 50th shade of grey:
    - "I'm not good with people"
    - The best cover of all time 5:45
    - Grey doesn't, he f u c k s

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I request getting the CEO of SEX out of this list and change it to "im not good with people"

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CoingamerFL Request taken!

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:57
    This is equivalent to Snapcube's SA2 Fandub where Alfred Coleman joked that Eggman would blow up the island before he actually did

    • @khonojeya01
      @khonojeya01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PFFFFT YEAH 💀💀

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they're one in the same

  • @overtakemedia7076
    @overtakemedia7076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Two things
    1. My bosses wife, was college roommates with Dakota Johnson
    2. Where the fuck is space chimps?!?!?

    • @firefox1578
      @firefox1578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cool! what was she like ? Do you know?

  • @esmeman0383
    @esmeman0383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Predicting the line “I don’t make love, I fuck”
    Is such a Razzle thing to do 🤣

  • @JamesEnwright
    @JamesEnwright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm embarrassed by how loud I laughed at Zach's Ellie Goulding impression

  • @rhumrunners7
    @rhumrunners7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This might be their best video. We will just have to wait and see

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So... Was it their best because imo it wasnt

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CoingamerFL This is up there

    • @jessicacaleno1998
      @jessicacaleno1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They've done funnier

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessicacaleno1998 The JG Wentworth parody didn't do it for you?

  • @wooly9967
    @wooly9967 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that when they blur the movie it’s literally just shades of grey

  • @P0oseidonn
    @P0oseidonn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The fact that they sang in perfect harmony is what cured my depression
    Édit: i completly forgot about this video got recommended it again by TH-cam and watched again this moment of the vid. It really made my day
    Also timing code is 5:45

  • @jamesbroughton7081
    @jamesbroughton7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    'Fifty Shades of Piss-play' had me on the floor

  • @benstin
    @benstin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:59 That hard read of the script was amazing

  • @casey475
    @casey475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I’d rather vibe with these dudes than have a date on Valentines Day

  • @larserus8286
    @larserus8286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You guys really watched Fifty Shades of Gray and didn’t tell a single “I’ve seen this porn before” joke

  • @TheKeithriff16
    @TheKeithriff16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You could say that their car insurance commercial references were getting more: "Progressive".

  • @populationme
    @populationme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the "bitch im sleepin" had me dead

  • @crimsoncrusader518
    @crimsoncrusader518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Well it was only a matter of time before they watch this.

  • @jadejaymer
    @jadejaymer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    yknow i was thinking the other day “what if razzle made an american psycho commentary” but i thought it would be too much for youtube
    and then they posted a 50 shades of grey commentary lmao

  • @Gamingraptorpro
    @Gamingraptorpro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Anyone who wants "We get drunk and watch Kung Fu Panda ft. Master oogway." Say aye

  • @kirbytheotaku737
    @kirbytheotaku737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    11:30 that has to be Zack’s best laugh, he had to walk away from the mic

  • @trevorb6571
    @trevorb6571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Of all the things I thought I would watch on Valentines Day, this is...not it, but I cannot be happier

  • @yaboiitito
    @yaboiitito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m not gonna lie. I was expecting a “Beats pill” reference during the eat me bit.

  • @LenaHyena
    @LenaHyena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:44 I'm gonna need a full cover of this song

  • @CrybabyHanakokoro
    @CrybabyHanakokoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    12:49 this segment is twice as funny as it would normally be, since Christian goes out with women who look LIKE HIS FLIPPIN DEAD MOTHER!!

  • @seanromeramc
    @seanromeramc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:44 I love how this joke will never die on the channel

  • @mega_bird700
    @mega_bird700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Fun fact: the fans of the books did not like the sequels, something to do with it turning out that she was just using him.

    • @arazimargas9045
      @arazimargas9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh the IRONY 💀

    • @serena841
      @serena841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So when he does it it's okay lmao.

  • @Mand0sGal
    @Mand0sGal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The WAP accords have killed me 😂

  • @eccojam
    @eccojam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    his apartment is just ian hawke from alvin and the chipmunks’ penthouse

  • @ratkingwastaken
    @ratkingwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me and my friends having a running joke where we replace the 50 in the title to just a random number and it’s the funniest thing in the moment. 52 shades of grey, 74 shades of grey, 23 shades of grey, etc

  • @wessilinmendez3802
    @wessilinmendez3802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They impromptu duet was crazy

  • @adamiskandar9443
    @adamiskandar9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This has taken over the Venom commentary as my favourite, its do damn funny

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mmmmm i think i still prefer the Venom commentary. It'll be really hard to top that one

    • @deadinside8781
      @deadinside8781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Venommmmmmmmmmmmm!

  • @truejbone28
    @truejbone28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The JG Wentworth song fucking killed me

  • @xXGraylyResurectedXx
    @xXGraylyResurectedXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Get any more closer to me and you’re toast” being said right after Grey’s creepy sex promise almost ended my life. I can’t take a drink during these commentaries I stg 😂

  • @chrisbell9075
    @chrisbell9075 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂😂 I'm dying at all the Geico/insurance jokes in this that went on sooo long..

  • @bluelanternguardianangel8038
    @bluelanternguardianangel8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Razzle making inappropriate jokes and random ass references is a billion times more entertaining than that God awful movie lol

  • @baileeharding8886
    @baileeharding8886 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video had me in tears.I died when Zack guessed the line and was so proud when he got it, and I died at the end when they started making insurance references.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gotta watch this before it gets demonetised, restricted and repurposed as a bomb testing site.

  • @mothRequiem
    @mothRequiem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    it only gets more horrifying when you realize that 50 shades was originally twilight fanfiction

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I've always been good at people."
    *"Are you sure?"*

  • @bucket9144
    @bucket9144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    So the plot, from what I can gather, is this. Really hot boss convinces quirky new girl to legally sign away her ability to break up with him or tell anyone that she's dating him. Girl is somehow okay with this and the audience finds it either sexy, hilarious, or disturbing.
    Tldr "i dont make love, i fuck."

    • @morgank.6113
      @morgank.6113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh it's worse, he repeatedly ignores her hard limits (things she said she absolutely did not want to do) and her safe word. i.e. he sexually assaults her. This somehow sexy to middle age women who think anything but missionary is kinky.

  • @yoda9256
    @yoda9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the ellie goulding singing and bringing up mom bucks is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard

  • @peridot1313
    @peridot1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yall were waaayy too in tune for a minute there XD almost sounded halfway good to my intoxicated ass

  • @StuckonStupid84
    @StuckonStupid84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Zach's "HUMP DAY!" is underrated.

  • @alyssasjeans
    @alyssasjeans ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:08
    Ana: “When you said negotiate, what did you mean?”
    Grey: “I already have a contract prepared.”
    Ana: “Sorry… I don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

  • @KillaCheeto56
    @KillaCheeto56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That insurance bit at the end broke me on multiple levels. Nearly fell off my chair and hurt myself laughing.

  • @SophieHarding1994
    @SophieHarding1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zach singing Ellie Goulding gave me 9 extra lives.

  • @StuckonStupid84
    @StuckonStupid84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh, I get it. Because it's valentine's day.