+Cass Griffon we Americans really don't mind jokes against us when the jokes are clever. when it's just "DUHUHU, MURICANS ARE DUM!" we get annoyed. your comment and this video are clever. take a like from an american.
artillery is a Russian thing really they have more artillery then they have shells to fire. why risk life when you can use artillery to kill the enemy this has been the thing for all modern militaries.
Metahodos that's literally everyone in the entire world, no one fights directly. especially terrorists who's main form of attack was burying makeshift bombs under the dirt like a cat hiding it's shit in a children's sandbox. shoulda thought your joke through a little bit more and just maybe you might have been able to make it half decent.
Audiodump people who get upset at cheating are only upset because they don't know how to cheat. It's been proven that if you provide someone with an advantage, they'll take it 99 times out of 100.
I take offense to this. I mean what the hell? Why is that hamburger shaped like an onion? Vegetables? And where the hell is the diet coke? Are you making a mockery of our culture?
God damn that was funny. The one arrow salute when you finish was a great touch too. Shhot dem guns in da air cause we MURCIA! The sterotypes of this country are so funny.
Three completely different companies have filed copyright claims on Dusty Rhodes' theme song, so I had to dispute them all. It's available on mobile devices again, for the time being.
Hamburger. Check American Flag. Check Giant Fork. Check Doritos. Check Clapping. Double check This is 100% bonafide American history that will always be treasured.
2:25 wHY U use Damage hacks... :( Why not that infinite health hack! :D Least that way the Dark souls Pros can still give you a swift kick off a cliff. ''Go.....Jump off a cliff.''
Shouldn't you be the one invading...
America is neutral until they give us a reason to. Once invaded or you fuck up, we come at you.
@@kikook222 i heard an eagle cry when i read that
"America Build"
99 FTH
1 INT
(I'm sorry)
American Build:
99 Freedom.
0 Communism.
99 Unreasonability
99 Democracy.
99 Hate in communism.
99 Belief in Democracy being non-negotiable.
99 POWER!
+Cass Griffon As an American, can confirm. Though it's more like ~60 FTH and 5 INT.
+Gothmog, King of The Balrogs america
129/70 weight
99 faith
1 inteligence
19 strenghs
14 dexterity
17 resis
Juho Pirttilahti Sounds about right. Intelligence (And sanity.) is for the weak, anyway.
+Cass Griffon we Americans really don't mind jokes against us when the jokes are clever. when it's just "DUHUHU, MURICANS ARE DUM!" we get annoyed. your comment and this video are clever. take a like from an american.
The patriotism in my pants is flowing with freedom.
Even though you're a 14 year old Japanese girl, you ARE dating Terry Crews, so I guess that makes sense.
The sniper crossbow to the air was fucking brilliant.
I'm offensive and I find this american.
Too much direct combat, not enough bombers and artillery.
artillery is a Russian thing really they have more artillery then they have shells to fire. why risk life when you can use artillery to kill the enemy this has been the thing for all modern militaries.
need drones
Metahodos that's literally everyone in the entire world, no one fights directly. especially terrorists who's main form of attack was burying makeshift bombs under the dirt like a cat hiding it's shit in a children's sandbox. shoulda thought your joke through a little bit more and just maybe you might have been able to make it half decent.
Anyone else notice the Green Blossoms textured as Doritos? xD
No, you're the only one of us with eyes, thank you for sharing this with us all, we may never have known otherwise.
Good to see every Dark Souls player worshipping OnlyAfro and being really original.
1:46 even Giantdad can't handle America
He probably got back up and pwned him.
God bless Murrica
never 4get ;_;
Shootin' off the fuckin "gun" each round nearly brought me to tears from laughter
Happy 4th of July.
*"Free them souls!"*
and then force them to make you a higher level.
Your humor and fact melded in this creation is genius. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have my busted lungs replaced.
You really should show the names of cheaters. Fuck those guys, let people spam them.
Audiodump people who get upset at cheating are only upset because they don't know how to cheat. It's been proven that if you provide someone with an advantage, they'll take it 99 times out of 100.
There's nothing wrong with using CE, but in the PVP environment to solely give you an advantage it's quite obnoxious
I take offense to this. I mean what the hell? Why is that hamburger shaped like an onion? Vegetables? And where the hell is the diet coke? Are you making a mockery of our culture?
I just noticed the doritos for the green blossoms. jesus christ.
Just realized, thats a Dorito for the green blossom.
1:52 he got back up and rekt him
"Salsa Verde" not "Cool Ranch" Ranch is the American way.
God damn that was funny.
The one arrow salute when you finish was a great touch too. Shhot dem guns in da air cause we MURCIA!
The sterotypes of this country are so funny.
this cannot be more beautiful
Love the Rustlers reference in the description!
you got me, the only video ive laughed from start to finish
You are a true spirit of vengeance, helping eliminate a guilty invader and then killing him off.
love the music xD god damn Team America World Police! great movie!
At 1:50 was that a fake giantdad?
There's actually a bunch of Giantdads and Pseudo-Giantdads in this video.
Has modding gone too far ? ... not yet
Rewatching this on the 4th of July! :D
WOW! I didn't notice the Doritos till the very end!
+infinity if the infinity button existed! Fantastic!
No, the legend never dies.You must need some glasses there.
HA! only half way in and I noticed he had Doritos.
Three completely different companies have filed copyright claims on Dusty Rhodes' theme song, so I had to dispute them all. It's available on mobile devices again, for the time being.
This video found itself on the NLSS.
You now have 69 million subs, salute.
this is possibly the funniest video on the internet
As an American, I just want to say, THIS IS AMAZING!
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
The Doritos had me dying, ahahahaha...
Well, I didn't wake up this morning thinking a Dark Souls video would reference Dusty Rhodes, but here we are...
Such excellence creativity i must say depending on the sneaky little Doritos bag in his weapon wheel ^^
1:27 THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
The legend always dies
I fucking love your videos man, if you could make a parody of dmc with style meter and all, I could die happy
This had me in tears xD
The clapping was an excellent touch for those who understand
I want this build. give me this build. stats pls.
I like the Doritos Green Blossoms. A subtle touch you wouldn't pick up on at first.
This made my day. haha and the Doritos, this is genius.
Oh... Oh wow... I see what you did there... Wow... Ur name.
the shooting animation is the best part
I played it with James Brown's "Living in America" playing in the background. Awesome vid anyhow with or without the song.
I'm the scythe-wielding blue darkwraith that flew to the heavens in the video.
It's only for the eyes of whoever has it installed.
Love the encores of claps.
Your videos are great
Videos like this make me wish I was American.
1:49
The legend is no match for PURE AMERICAN HORSE-POWER
The legend...
hilarious,well done ,sir *gentleman clap*
I gotta say, I cracked up at the Brazzers logo.
no hulk hogan america? D:
Only one thing to say:
Gloooorious!
I can appreciate the blue at the end.
Bive outta bive, breddy gud
happy 4h, murica man
The Fucking Doritos in his item slot in place of estus flasks got me the most
What armor is the phantom wearing a 2:28? I've never seen it before.
Sorry if I'm late, but it's the Elite Knight helm, Judgement robes, Havel leggings, and gauntlets of I'm-not-sure
Ethan Zephyr Where do you get the Judgement robes? I've Googled it for Dark Souls and the only results that come up show it for Dark Souls 2.
RIP Dusty Rhodes :(
Very Funny Video, Nicely done.
Can anyone else see your awesome textures?
no, only you saw that, o great and wise sage of the land of the youtubes
Hamburger. Check
American Flag. Check
Giant Fork. Check
Doritos. Check
Clapping. Double check
This is 100% bonafide American history that will always be treasured.
SO MUCH FREEDOM.
As soon as I heard the clapping, I fucking lost it.
My favorite thing is the Doritos in the menu hahahaha
I love it that the icon for green blossom is a bag of doritos
Hugh G Rection i love your seance of humor lol
whats the meme called between 0:27 0:30?
It's a slight change from Solaire's "If only I could be so grossly incandescent."
There is so much patriotism in this video that, when I tried to watch it in 1080p, my Japanese made laptop overheated and shut itself off.
this show filmed in front of a live studio audience ... (laughter) (clapping)
10/10 bretty gud :DDDDD *claps* *fires off gun*
By only playing Dark Souls once every two weeks over at my friend's house.
2:25
wHY U use Damage hacks... :(
Why not that infinite health hack! :D
Least that way the Dark souls Pros can still give you a swift kick off a cliff.
''Go.....Jump off a cliff.''
Dat arrow victory shot
We only serve freedom in this fast food joint.
my burgers are soaked in tears
He got the Zwei-hander for that, but I see your point.
Expected Dusty Rhodes, was not disappoint.
Haha! I want some green blossom Doritos with an estus flask beer!
you did it.
Amusing.
Can others see the textures?
nope.
Can you tell me what the Gretty gud remix is called
Hicks. You know the old stereotype of how they have pitchforks and shoot guns into the air?
Zweihander: because there are no Hummers in Dark Souls
2:37
Who needs aiming anyway. ^^
What is dead-angling?
Love the 2:55 part XD, get's killed, then red phantom gets wacked in the face XD
I so want that shield and crossbow.
Dat Eagle Shield.
RIP Dusty Rhodes );
i had a dank 4th of july