The Blurred Username was someone I had previously kept off videos for privacy reasons, but they recently changed handles when it was submitted and I made a lapse in error, so I had to quickly blur it out. Sorry about that guys.
I love "debating" with professors on semantics. I had a whole paper on the validity of the word "Ain't" and that there is no such thing as a "wrong word" because all language is a construct of art and social cues.
I had one professor who was awesome, because he taught creative writing, and let you do what-the-fuck-ever as long as he could get the idea you were going for, but would start other writing classes with “this isn’t about what’s right or wrong, but what’s most likely to get you a good grade from other professors who will just fail you instead of debate.” He was a fellow ND giving all of us cheat codes
@@Gamesaucer Slightly more complicated than that as ain't also means 'is not', 'are not', 'have not', 'has not', 'does not', 'did not', in addition to 'am not' and probably other usages that I am not aware of. It is a collapse of many different words and contractions into one word with weird sound shifts from multiple dialects through history. Edit: also, amn't is a word, along with an't but they're much more dialectally-restricted than ain't.
Literally me telling my professor arriving on time was a privilege because public transportation is left barely working for the poor (in our country at least) and my family couldn't drive me to our college (in my country staying in dorms isn't a thing). Arguing with teachers was incredibly fun, I miss it
I still prefer the "what's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question" version, but either way that's my favorite anti-joke. Always takes a minute for people to catch on, giving you just enough time to get behind cover before things start flying.
From what I can find, the J and G in JG Wentworth stand for the first initials of the founders, James Delaney and Gary Veloric; as far as I can tell, there isn't even anyone named "Wentworth" involved in the company. **HOWEVER,** I _have_ been able to find that, around 2010, their CFO was one Mr. John J. Calamari. Now, as funny as "Jared Gerald Wentworth" is, it *pales* in comparison to John J. Calamari.
JG Wentworth's full name is Jentworth Gentworth Wentworth. And I genuinely doubt he'd buy out your settlement if he wasn't ripping you off somehow. Why? Finance industry has more weasels in it than Harold's House of Weasels, and Harold's House of Weasels has a *LOT* of weasels.
1:41 This is like the idea of tech implants solely used to buy. Like yes I would like my right forearm to be a panel that I can use to purchase lays snack packs in bulk
im lefthanded and have been questioning my gender(apparently if you're aromantic and/or asexual, feeling detached from your gender is common), so ive got about 8 years until i can try that wine party trick
It may look like laying in bed, but it is actually some real in depth writing. I am giving my grey matter so much exercise. Coincidentally, that's also why I didn't get any sleep last night, despite laying completely still with my eyes shut for several hours. ;~;
3:16 my cousin got accepted into one of the most prestigious aerospace schools in the country off of nothing but a talk with the dean, but she still dropped out and is now an unemployed chainsmoker!
Dash buttons aren't really meant for normal consumers. It's good for things that you run out of often in a setting where you don't have direct access to funds(So like ordering more flour at a bakery). It can also reduce how much space is dedicated to storage, and the chances of ordering too much in a regular shipment. One for burts bees though is. weird.
As a lefty, I feel validated. Now if only the rest of the world would make scissors,pencils,and other items that would be accessible to us that’d be great
0:45 I want you to find that teacher and make her read Moby Dick. Seriously, do you have _any idea_ how long that book can go without a period? I've never read the whole book myself. Technically speaking, I've only read one sentence of it for school. But the thing is, that one sentence was _multiple pages long._ And I don't mean it started halfway through one page and ended halfway through the next, I mean it went on for several _FULL_ pages.
Not me, a dual doctorate holding, Ph.D possessing, three different master degree having pathologist, lurking in the dark underbelly of Tumblr...nope not me at all.
That run-on sentence person is correct the example isn't even a run-on sentence it's just really long this is a run-on sentence a run-on sentence is two or more independent clauses joined together without proper punctuation or conjunctions do you see the difference the original has correctly applied conjunctions and is grammatically correct albeit unwieldy.
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Better do what the disembodied voice says, he's crazy-
Disembodied voice: I HEARD YOU
Crazy? I was crazy once
The Blurred Username was someone I had previously kept off videos for privacy reasons, but they recently changed handles when it was submitted and I made a lapse in error, so I had to quickly blur it out. Sorry about that guys.
Cause of death: what are you, a cop?
Cause of death: shut the frick up and let me hyperfixate in peace
There's a non-zero chance they are, in fact, a cop.
I didn't expect to get called out the instant I opened the video
Same
I literally got up at 11 am like 4 minutes ago
literally laid in bed all day and now it's 4am
I woke up, saw that a new pmseymour video happened while i slept, opened it up and very first thing,
I love "debating" with professors on semantics. I had a whole paper on the validity of the word "Ain't" and that there is no such thing as a "wrong word" because all language is a construct of art and social cues.
I had one professor who was awesome, because he taught creative writing, and let you do what-the-fuck-ever as long as he could get the idea you were going for, but would start other writing classes with “this isn’t about what’s right or wrong, but what’s most likely to get you a good grade from other professors who will just fail you instead of debate.”
He was a fellow ND giving all of us cheat codes
is not -> isn't
are not -> aren't
am not -> ain't
That's literally it. We don't have "amn't" because it turned into "ain't" lol
@@Gamesaucer Slightly more complicated than that as ain't also means 'is not', 'are not', 'have not', 'has not', 'does not', 'did not', in addition to 'am not' and probably other usages that I am not aware of. It is a collapse of many different words and contractions into one word with weird sound shifts from multiple dialects through history.
Edit: also, amn't is a word, along with an't but they're much more dialectally-restricted than ain't.
Literally me telling my professor arriving on time was a privilege because public transportation is left barely working for the poor (in our country at least) and my family couldn't drive me to our college (in my country staying in dorms isn't a thing). Arguing with teachers was incredibly fun, I miss it
If "ain't" is "not a real word", then "innit" isn't as well (since they're both the same thing).
Cause of death: I don’t fucking know.
“wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy” is one of the best jokes ever made
I’m not just laying in bed, I’m restoring my mana so I can get through the day
Except that takes the whole day
Surviving a conversation does feel like it requires the use of magic spells
Cause of death: Fuck if I know!
Cause of Death: How the hell am *I* supposed to know?!
Cause of death: fucked around and found out
lets go more tumblirs that gives us the chortles
I still prefer the "what's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question" version, but either way that's my favorite anti-joke. Always takes a minute for people to catch on, giving you just enough time to get behind cover before things start flying.
3:58 Cause of death: taxes
wAIT _I'M_ A LEFT-HANDED NONBINARY PERSON-
Well, are you?
congrats on the gender affirmation
JESUS IS BACK????
@@disreconnect back again
@@disreconnect AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
From what I can find, the J and G in JG Wentworth stand for the first initials of the founders, James Delaney and Gary Veloric; as far as I can tell, there isn't even anyone named "Wentworth" involved in the company.
**HOWEVER,** I _have_ been able to find that, around 2010, their CFO was one Mr. John J. Calamari. Now, as funny as "Jared Gerald Wentworth" is, it *pales* in comparison to John J. Calamari.
Apparently Mr. Wentworth was a fictional character used for advertising. THEY NAMED THE COMPANY AFTER THE MASCOT.
Ah well this would have been a better post
Cause of death: unnatural causes
cause of death: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy
that's just cain
"Do I look like a brother-keeper"
JG Wentworth's full name is Jentworth Gentworth Wentworth. And I genuinely doubt he'd buy out your settlement if he wasn't ripping you off somehow. Why? Finance industry has more weasels in it than Harold's House of Weasels, and Harold's House of Weasels has a *LOT* of weasels.
The run-on sentence one also doubles as Pm's attempt at a Bedman impression
Cause of death: Reasons.
Cause of death: Yes
Cause of death; their head just did that
Cause of death: It all started the day of my actual birth...
3:39 dave strider
Cause of death: so as a joke…
I do the opposite of run-on sentence; I tend to add a lot of punctuations and commas and such.
Cause of Death: [this page has been intentionally left blank]
Name: Heavy
Cause of death: Was killed
That tiny turret "gotcha" was cute
That sneaky merch plug was good, respect! 👌
Cause of Death: Where are your parents?
2:29 maybe leaving this in the tags was a Mississippitake.
1:41 This is like the idea of tech implants solely used to buy.
Like yes I would like my right forearm to be a panel that I can use to purchase lays snack packs in bulk
I feel dumb, I thought it was a box of bees or a machine that attracts bees when you press the button.🐝
Remember that person who had the button to buy a Kia SUV and accidentally pressed it?
why would one even make that button?
@@QueenMonoChromewhy would someone even buy that button?
To buy a Kia SUv, what are yall confused about?
@@QueenMonoChrome Why do we even HAVE that lever
1:57 OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT ITS A KIRBY REFERENCE
im lefthanded and have been questioning my gender(apparently if you're aromantic and/or asexual, feeling detached from your gender is common), so ive got about 8 years until i can try that wine party trick
Love when you're so early all the stats are broken. The video is 4 minutes old, yet PM's pinned comment is 5 minutes old. Love it
Video is now 42 minutes old and the comment is 43 minutes old. It's still going
That's not broken. You can add a comment before a video is published.
3:54 I mean, not giving a shit is what killed Elvis
0:30 OMG I AM exactly what you described :D
2:20 i wanna see more lol, this is hilarious.
*clears throat*
There was supposed to be a comma after write/read
0:27
Wha-
Wait-
WAIT I DON'T WANNA BE-
NO I DON'T WANNA BE SOME GOD ON EARTH THAT NEVER GOES WELL SOMEONE HELP ME
cause of death: stopped living
It may look like laying in bed, but it is actually some real in depth writing. I am giving my grey matter so much exercise.
Coincidentally, that's also why I didn't get any sleep last night, despite laying completely still with my eyes shut for several hours. ;~;
3:16 my cousin got accepted into one of the most prestigious aerospace schools in the country off of nothing but a talk with the dean, but she still dropped out and is now an unemployed chainsmoker!
2:15
*Blows up pancakes with my autism*
Nooooo, my pancakes D:
Cause Of Death: "I need another vacation."
Edit: Virtual cookie to anyone who can figure out my reference.
I just opened the video and was like
“Yeah, and what about it”
The edit on the word “mind” is like the show Lost with its title
1:42 Don’t worry…I’m pretty sure those Amazon things never took off.
Ok I can admit that PM got me good at the end there with the weather boy reference. Well played
Dash buttons aren't really meant for normal consumers. It's good for things that you run out of often in a setting where you don't have direct access to funds(So like ordering more flour at a bakery). It can also reduce how much space is dedicated to storage, and the chances of ordering too much in a regular shipment.
One for burts bees though is. weird.
The "intercal" reference broke me
Fun fact:
Marx's (Kirby Super Star) name in Japanese is Mark.
Just Mark
oh, hi Mark.
As a lefty, I feel validated. Now if only the rest of the world would make scissors,pencils,and other items that would be accessible to us that’d be great
Awesome 🤩
1:54 had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
0:45 I want you to find that teacher and make her read Moby Dick. Seriously, do you have _any idea_ how long that book can go without a period? I've never read the whole book myself. Technically speaking, I've only read one sentence of it for school. But the thing is, that one sentence was _multiple pages long._ And I don't mean it started halfway through one page and ended halfway through the next, I mean it went on for several _FULL_ pages.
as a left handed nonbinary person
yes
nobody expects a Kirby post in PM Seymour video
Not me, a dual doctorate holding, Ph.D possessing, three different master degree having pathologist, lurking in the dark underbelly of Tumblr...nope not me at all.
What do ya mean? I love punctuation! Commas are my favorite :]
omg it's the funny voice man
as a left handed nonbinary person, i can confirm my existence as The Messiah
What is this? A youtube comment section direly lacking in bees? My button that summons angry *BEES* ought to put a stop to that!
cause of death: watched a P.M. seymour video while eating
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Bill Wurtz at first
0:25 As a non-binary left handed person I am _dying of laughter_ 😂😂😂
:0 VERMONT MENTIONED!!!!
As a leftie, yes I am jesus.
I don't get reblogged often 👉 👉
But when I do I get scared.
0:28 as an agnostic nonbinary lefty, I feel conflicted
Stop being agnostic and believe in yourself
I *hate* the concept of run on sentences, they make me chop up my ideas. If you can't comprehend me, then you need to read more of my sources.
Algorithmic Punch!
As a leftie, we are oppressed
I would have watched this yesterday, but asdfmovie 15 came out. Priorities.
I feel very called out as I lay in bed not bb knowing if it’s currently 8am or 8pm
1:00
D:
I dont use punctuation for shit! I speak English! But writing it? Forget it
That run-on sentence person is correct the example isn't even a run-on sentence it's just really long this is a run-on sentence a run-on sentence is two or more independent clauses joined together without proper punctuation or conjunctions do you see the difference the original has correctly applied conjunctions and is grammatically correct albeit unwieldy.
Hey, hey, don't be looking at my link below. My eyes are up here.
Cause of death: i forgor
the amount of dopamine i get when onw of my submissions gets read shouldn't be this high and yet
Poyo
❤
Well, I guess I'm Jesus.
"If you're a left handed nonbinary person does that make you Jesus" - p.m. seymor 2024
I'm left handed and genderfluid, and yes, I AM Jesus.
0:24 I'm nb but right handed. Do I get to duel wield like Asajj Ventress!?!?!
Welp. Guess I'm Jesus.
Aw fuck im like 2 hours late this is tragic
I hate to disappoint that guy but J.G. Wentworth stands for James Gary Wentworth
I must harness my autism
I really feel like I should join Tumblr, but something is stopping me, idk what
I'm a left handed nonbinary person!
As a non-binary lefty, yes I am in fact Jesus
The way Seymour said dystopian as "dystopic" killed me. Not that it was funny; I am now deceased.
1:45 He’s so damn OP as a playable character what’s the reason to not support him
i eated tumblr :3
* sad right-handed nonbinary person noises*
4:09
what the hell is that me???? huh????
darth if you read this was that you who submitted me or-