@@cawgsugr1440 bc it’s shitty lyricism and an awful lot of cowardice for a wealthy straight white man Also the song is about flirting and fucking Santa and wanting him to be a sugar daddy
@@cawgsugr1440 Because it is extremely funny to listen to him try to sing Santa Baby while no homoing it when the original song was literally about trying to seduce Santa into being a sugar daddy
@@cawgsugr1440 why do a cover of a flirty song and not make it flirty? This just sounds like an excuse to show just how much of a straight masculine man he is lol
actually the concept of a man who's no homoing his song to santa BUT ALSO very aggressively dropping hints and playing hard to get is very, very attractive
@@hearts4melaniemartini No, bro, he's back, he put out an original Christmas song a couple years ago, Christmas Sweater. He also has a Christmas show every year after Thanksgiving (I think it's on NBC) and I watch it every year.
... This man sounds like he's teasing someone. He starts with baby, every buddy sounds like he's smirking, I'll wait for you dude sounds like he's taunting, I keep hearing the deed wrong, just WRONG. I mean, he calls my man, Santa, papi FRIGGIN PAPI. WHAT IS THIS!?!
You know what I love about this? Michael Bublé’s trying to sound straight but just comes off as a straight man who would definitely blow Santa for his Christmas list
@@gotgunpowder Not only did you accuse a stranger on the internet to be "sex-starved" and "porn-addled" for a simple, harmless joke, you're also homophobic. Shame.
A few theories as to why this song is the way it is: 1. He's into Santa, but they somehow traveled to the 1940s and he has to keep it on the DL. 2.Michael Buble is the skeevy cousin of Santa who takes advantage of Santa's good nature to ask for so much unreasonable stuff, and Santa hasn't learned to say no. 3.Michael Buble has gotten done extorting Santa in a protection/kidnapping racket, and is now making his list of demands.
"Think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed" is actually a more gender-neutral line than 'ladies' would have been. Is he leading Santa on by dangling that they might be more than buddies or pals? That in spite of his "No homo" overtones, Buble MIGHT be willing to go gay for Santa? That's a dick move, Michael. Santa is a good man. Don’t toy with his heart.
Holy hell. I'm a cis male and this is just such a beautiful example of fragile masculinity just fully backfiring. Singing this with the original lyrics could at least inject some humor from it like the original recording did. But this comes across as so serious that it's either *incredible* fragile masculinity or it's purposefully (and brilliantly) homoerotic and I would love for it to be both.
@@mr.worldwide4758 Exactly. Idk, it seems to me that Buble is trying to emulate a sort of Frank Sinatra sound, so to stay within that sphere, using 1950's terms like 'buddy' and 'pally' seems appropriate. It's just sticking with the theme.
@@c.a.2868 Exactly! I really don’t see how it’s ‘gay’ at all. It’s literally just a cover, he’s twisted a few words and verses to make it his own. That’s it.
Why aren't we talking about 'slip a *Rolex* under the tree' like okay, you're the most masculine man in the music industry. PLEASE chill OMFG GDHDMDNFBE
To me this sounds like a straight guy trying to extort money out of his rich gay friend by being super flirtatious and telling him he stayed away from women all year
I just learned about this yesterday and I was like there's no way this is real. Here I am, astounded and laughing cause all the comments are roasting this song like chestnuts
Poor Santa. He's such a good person, he delivers presents to children all around the world in just one night ffs, and here is Michael, teasing him and leading him on before immediately hitting him with the no homo. Smh. Do better, Michael.
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no *ho ho ho* mo lmao
LMAO
😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO
Best comment 👑
Lmaooo
“Santa pally” im deceased
Was brushing my teeth when I read this comment and legit spat everywhere 😂
@@hannahskinner6339 SKSKSKSKSKSKS
😭😭
@@hannahskinner6339 same 😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Santa *BUDDY*
bravissimo cantante mi piace da morire a una molto calfa.
more like santa *BDY*
Clorox Bleach your username is my life
*chough*no homo Howell*chough*
Pickled Okra thanks for that 🤣
2:49
"With some decorations bought at..."
*Oh no. Quick think of something manly*
"...Mercedes"
that's the orig lyric
@@Ross_mo the original is “bought at Tiffany’s”
I was ready for Home Depot them big inflatable reindeers
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@@karamel2748 hi
Santa broski
Santa Homie
Santa Fammy
i just remembered he said "i'll wait up for you, dude" i want to die now
😂🤣🤣😂
I'M DEAD
DECEASED 💀
i never heard someone call santa dude before this and it ruined me
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why is this man so concerned that we may for one second forget he is straight man
Why are you so concerned about a singer making his own version of a song when he is singing it, rather than just making an exact carbon copy?
That's how the Straights™️ are
@@cawgsugr1440 bc it’s shitty lyricism and an awful lot of cowardice for a wealthy straight white man
Also the song is about flirting and fucking Santa and wanting him to be a sugar daddy
@@cawgsugr1440 Because it is extremely funny to listen to him try to sing Santa Baby while no homoing it when the original song was literally about trying to seduce Santa into being a sugar daddy
@@cawgsugr1440 why do a cover of a flirty song and not make it flirty? This just sounds like an excuse to show just how much of a straight masculine man he is lol
santa & michael's love is so valid and I hope they are very happy together
actually the concept of a man who's no homoing his song to santa BUT ALSO very aggressively dropping hints and playing hard to get is very, very attractive
Right!!!? I thought I was the only one…like this song is fucking sexy Asf
LMAO FR he’s seducing Santa 😭
the no homoing is very decidedly unsexy.
Never heard the original, but as my first blind listen, it sounds like these two are intense lovers!
Just out of curiosity, where are you from that you managed to avoid both Eartha Kitt and Madonna’s versions?
That's because the original is a thinly veiled metaphor for a sugar daddy and sugar baby.
It's sort of like he's teasing/seducing Santa by acting like they're just friends
Why does this feel like a fan fiction prompt
@@BroBro-un8du ...i mean you could propose it i know im gonna.
Katie STOP NO STOP
Katie He just wants to fondle Santa’s sack, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm trying hard not to laugh and then pause to think about trash imaginations at 4 am 😭
*Slide some presents down my chimney, Santa~*
*BUT LIKE-NO HOMO, DUDE.*
BadHairDay Nunya SANTA PALLY
Ok but did you hear when he said...SANTA PAPI
@@abbie_joan he said papi when had the big ask of money, that he made sure papi knew it would not be a loan.
Sliding a "present" down his "chimney" hole huh?
biscuitoffme it’s cuz Santa’s his sugar daddy, confirmed
I'm so sad that Michael's retiring. He's truly one of the best pop-adjacent singers out there. And who is going to awkwardly hook up with Santa now?
He retired to hang out more with Santa
Probably Ariana
Wait he’s retired?
@@hearts4melaniemartini No, bro, he's back, he put out an original Christmas song a couple years ago, Christmas Sweater. He also has a Christmas show every year after Thanksgiving (I think it's on NBC) and I watch it every year.
tyler the creator so that was a fucking lie.png
Go on Michael. Tell Santa what a good boy you've been
I heard this cover for the first time last year, and "Santa, Papi" still haunts me. What a legend.
I’ll wait up for ya DUDE
@@emilysmith2965 hahaha Lord
When does he say it?
@@jakeywakeyeggsandbakeya31223:08
@@jakeywakeyeggsandbakeya3122 it's at 3:09 :)
This entire song sounds like a Bi guy doing his best impression of a straight dude
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
I'm crying from laughter
this is a _very_ advanced level of no homo
😅😅😅😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Ong
bitch lol
Bro code
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Somehow this song gives off the exact same vibes as when destiel became canon
gay AND homophobic?
... This man sounds like he's teasing someone. He starts with baby, every buddy sounds like he's smirking, I'll wait for you dude sounds like he's taunting, I keep hearing the deed wrong, just WRONG. I mean, he calls my man, Santa, papi FRIGGIN PAPI. WHAT IS THIS!?!
My man, Santa 😂
No homo dude but there's totally mistletoe on the door inside lol how awkward haha ;) just bros being funny yeah?
I heard “I don’t mean as a loan” as “I don’t mean us alone” and got a little flustered...
one thing I really need.... the D...
Wtf is hearing the deed?
You know what I love about this? Michael Bublé’s trying to sound straight but just comes off as a straight man who would definitely blow Santa for his Christmas list
NOOO😭😭
DO NOT DHFHDHHDD
@@hearts4melaniemartini I had absolutely ZERO memory of writing that comment and completely forgot about it- until your reply to it XD
i would for a rolex too
Mwaahhhhh oh stop that hurt 😂
dear lord, i swear i can tell he's trying so hard trying to sound as straight as possible while also trying have a good voice too.
*_santa pally_* oh my gOD
"I'll wait up for ya, dude!"
I actually shot up out of bed in laughter.
TFW I'm a gay guy and I frequently refer to guys I'm flirting with as "dude."
Sorry, Mike. You still couldn't make that one any less gay.
I couldn't breathe 😂💀
Michael and Santa are just the absolute best of friends 😊🍷✝️🙏🤗
because every calls their best friend baby and papi all the time.
Special friend
They are just roommates
They’re better friends than any group of friends🥰🥰
Hurrying down his chimney as we speak
"forgot to mention one little thing"
me: haha ok try to make THAT one awkwardly straight, buble
"cha-ching"
me:
how in the fuck is that "awkwardly straight" he's literally just asking santa for money please go outside.
@@gotgunpowder It's a joke
Stranger Michael we know it’s you and I’m sorry but it didn’t work
@@gotgunpowder "But not as in a loan" Come on you know what that means
*I've been an awful good guy ~*
B-BUT NO HOMO GUYS
PALLY
BUDDY
DUDE
@@gotgunpowder big words from someone who stole that wording from a tumblr post
@@gotgunpowder Not only did you accuse a stranger on the internet to be "sex-starved" and "porn-addled" for a simple, harmless joke, you're also homophobic. Shame.
Don’t forget poppy.
@@joshmoritty 👏👏👏
Papi~
But not because we're gay
No, not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
well, anyway
we’re getting better everyday
mY s1StTeRs H0t
What the hell😀
He went by supernatural logic. “It’s not gay if you add buddy, pal, or man.”
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
This comment wins it for me.
LMFAO OR “😩santa poppy”
@ItzKeimoni LMFAO YES IDK WHY I DIDNT SPELL IT THAT WAY 😭😭😭IT’S LITERALLY SO FRUITY LIKE HOW DID HE SING THAT AND THINK “heterosexual”
Santa my good pal. My man. My buddy. My homie
It's back, the greatest Musical No Homo of all time 😂👌🏻👬
Kit Wilshere BRUH, ik
This NEEDS to become a musical!!! I would watch the shit out of it! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Why does he say baby at the beginning but not any other time
He also says steel blue instead of light blue
PrinceSqee To give credit to the origional song.
PrinceSqee he realised people might think he loves santa and thats gay as hell
Simon c Did he realize halfway through the recording?
He was probably teasing Santa 😂
He's not gay, guys. He called him buddy. It's cool. There's no homosexual undertones to this video at all.
Arij Verhey yeah there is lmao
12: :47 the sarcasm flew right over your head didn’t it
... you are being sarcastic here, yes? Please?
I swear I can't tell these days. Too much of what passes for news reads like satire...
the first lyrics are literally "Santa Baby"
*"Come an trim my Christmas tree"*
yep
no sexual undertones
like
*at all*
omg I didn't mean to press unlike ;-;
@@carpemma2242 lol you’re fine
some sort of reference to "man-scaping"?
666th like lol
Why didn’t he just like ~not~ pick this specific Christmas song
that’s what i’m thinking
I mean what else was he going to cover? It's not like there are thousands of Christmas songs. Oh wait...
yea ikr
I mean, the original is great. He was tempted
$$$$$$ is why lmao
Santa papi?
@Elena lockett Santa papi 2019
Santa *daDdy*
So he took out everything he considered feminine but keep in "I've been a sweetie all year" and put in "Santa papi" ok Buble.
biscuitoffme yeah and trim my Christmas tree 😂😂
LOL
i read that as “okay bubble”
it's supposed to be "poppy" apparently 😭😭😭😭😭
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you can call santa your "buddy" as many times as you want, he's still your sugar daddy
This is the most desperately heterosexual song cover to ever exist
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Desperately failed.
i know, he really should have commited an sung about wanting to fuck santa like eartha kitt intended!!
@@yusiko2843 honestly it would be less awkward.
And there's nothing wrong with that. :)
Big fan of Santa Pallie
I love this! Historians in an AU are definitely calling them roommates
OMG, they were roommates.
I can't believe Michael Bublé got Santa Claus to be his sugar daddy
miswilk dead
His sugar ”buddy”
Bhaidujkeebeedibtaiy
the
Pal to get to see if the charge @@euskopost.5354
I can n*****
Micheal buble really did say 'no homo'
The fact I commented 2 yrs ago confirms my comedy hasn't changed.
@@ragtimearts651 time traveler
No he said "no homo 😉"
In the most seemingly unintentionally homoer*tic way possible
Singing this song as a straight male is such an alpha and confident thing actually...
He's so in love with Santa
so sweet
Michael Buble: "I'm going to cover EVERY Christmas classic in history."
WMG: "Haha, even Santa Baby?"
Michael Buble: "Did I fucking stutter?"
A few theories as to why this song is the way it is:
1. He's into Santa, but they somehow traveled to the 1940s and he has to keep it on the DL.
2.Michael Buble is the skeevy cousin of Santa who takes advantage of Santa's good nature to ask for so much unreasonable stuff, and Santa hasn't learned to say no.
3.Michael Buble has gotten done extorting Santa in a protection/kidnapping racket, and is now making his list of demands.
can i frame this i swear-
i like the first one let's go with that
Michael Buble is a war criminal
3
THE LAST ONE SHJSHJS
The change from Tiffany's killed me idk why
mercedes don’t even do ornaments. where is he getting these mythical ornaments made by mercedes?
I came from the TikTok, and honestly, Blake wasn’t that far off. Forget country music, this is the new straight man anthem ✨
Ayyy I came from Blake's video too 😂
I came from a tik tok I don’t remember who’s tho
But this song is hilarious 😂😂
yes
and another thing you people are trying to ruin! what a surprise
@@fifatobz8713 just let us have fun oml. If u don’t like the comments don’t look at them!
this song is straight culture
santa papí 😩
I love this version, it's awkward, it's funny, love it!
Well at least this one wasn't done by a self-loathing racist black woman
And most of all, *incredibly straight.* Totally.
I'll wait up for you DUDE lol the desperation to radiate bro energy is just perfect
I’m so happy I found this cover tbh. I know what you are, Micheal
I hope Bublé's wife is having as much fun with Mrs Claus as he does with Santa...you know trimming each others christmas trees and stuff
they've explored each other's bodies
The emphasis he puts on saying buddy tho ... He dnt want no one to miss hear him ... Lmao ...
There is no straight explanation for this level of bro
Well, I heard this was just "no homo" in song form but now I'm listening to it
And dying of laughter because it totally is
I wish I was close enough to Santa to call him ‘buddy’.
Same here
As a gay man, this song and his crooner vocals hits all the right buttons. And “Santa papi” is way more homoerotic than “Santa baby,” so yeah. 👍🏼
genmaximus110 he says Santa baby a few times in the song 😂
Merry Christmas
"Santa daddy"
"Think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed" is actually a more gender-neutral line than 'ladies' would have been. Is he leading Santa on by dangling that they might be more than buddies or pals? That in spite of his "No homo" overtones, Buble MIGHT be willing to go gay for Santa? That's a dick move, Michael. Santa is a good man. Don’t toy with his heart.
Love it!
As a straight man this song is still making me feel some kinda way about "Santa buddy" XD
“Santa buddy” I cant
They’re just buddies guys! Buddies that write songs about eachother...
I love how he changed "a 64 convertible" to "a 65 convertible" like it's a well known fact that 1964 was too girly of a year.
The original words were "54 convertible, not '64", which makes the "'65" choice even more obtuse.
@@lbputzer obtuse 🤓 ⦦
A 69 convertible
@@ghosttrain9022 even better
69
Every time I think of this weird ass version I die laughing, an absolute legend for this
Congrats Micheal Bublé i'm so proud for you as coming out as gay for Santa! 🎅
Holy hell. I'm a cis male and this is just such a beautiful example of fragile masculinity just fully backfiring. Singing this with the original lyrics could at least inject some humor from it like the original recording did. But this comes across as so serious that it's either *incredible* fragile masculinity or it's purposefully (and brilliantly) homoerotic and I would love for it to be both.
It's not even that deep, calm tf down.
I don’t think Buble was being serious about it, I think he was self aware of how ridiculous tuis is. So you may be right.
@@mr.worldwide4758 Exactly. Idk, it seems to me that Buble is trying to emulate a sort of Frank Sinatra sound, so to stay within that sphere, using 1950's terms like 'buddy' and 'pally' seems appropriate. It's just sticking with the theme.
@@c.a.2868 Exactly! I really don’t see how it’s ‘gay’ at all. It’s literally just a cover, he’s twisted a few words and verses to make it his own. That’s it.
@@c.a.2868 would they say papi in the 1950s too?
Why aren't we talking about 'slip a *Rolex* under the tree' like okay, you're the most masculine man in the music industry. PLEASE chill OMFG GDHDMDNFBE
It's Christmas time, time to come back to this comically heterosexual bop!
Why am I laughing so hard? I’m literally tearing up hahahahah
i’m wheezing, usually i won’t listen to christmas songs until after spooky season but the comedy value is just to great
NoHomo™️
To me this sounds like a straight guy trying to extort money out of his rich gay friend by being super flirtatious and telling him he stayed away from women all year
FOR REAL
I would read that if it were a comic😳
@@littlesadeo ngl same. Lmao
@@ronthequeen45 omg Same 😂
@@YumegakaMurakumo 😂
Look guys Santa doesn't need more people hitting on him, dude's a married man!
Mike did him a solid with these lyrics.
Lmao hey you have a point 😅
I want a christmas movie about a frat house and this is the song plays at the beginning as it pans over the house
This is more awkward than if he just sang the actual lyrics.
Well I totally agree, but at 0:12 he said bby
nO HoMO bRo
Agree
swear he says I need the D
yup at about 1:54 he says "Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need, the D, two platinum eyes"
God I was really fuckin hoping he’d say “I’ve really been an awful good boy”
he should’ve said good boy the coward
"I'll wait up for you DUDE"??? Guy, we know you're straight, we promise.
“I’ll wait up for you dude” I’m cackling
this is the homosexual christmas anthem we were all waiting for.
"b u d d y"
I GOT ONE BETTER! IT'S CALLED RAM RANCH 226
@@Narusauce nothing beats the first ram ranch
If any Christmas song is gay, it’s last Christmas by wham!
@@NarusauceLMAO 💀
Micheal bublé saying Santa buddy is the human equivalent to two guys chilling in a hot tub
rena is a loser 5 feet apart cause their not gay
He isn't even into guys his married with kids. Good grief.
Jamie Crisp You uncultured swine
Bahahaha funny stuff right there buddy ;)
Jamie Crisp shut up you hecking nerd
I just learned about this yesterday and I was like there's no way this is real. Here I am, astounded and laughing cause all the comments are roasting this song like chestnuts
i come back to it every year it is the funniest thing 😭
@@MaeWoodland same, i'm like dude its just a song sing, you don't need to change the lyrics
Same but imma year late!!! Lmfaoooo anyways 🤣🤣🤣
This has me ROLLING
“Decorations bought at Mercedes”? You want Santa to cover your tree with hubcaps, you weird, alien man?
Ive seen 7 "five feet apart because they're not gay" comments and I barely went that far
OriginalSins is that,,,,, chanyeol
I actually had to come check this out, saw this mentioned on tumblr. Masculinity really is the most fragile thing.
There are only so many christmas songs to cover and im sure the producers wanted him to do this.
Same!!!!
3rd wave man hating feminism is disgusting.
@@TheAntManChannel how is this man-hating lol-
@@ianimatebadly3715 gross. Get a life.
I just discovered this gem. This is my favorite thing ever now 😂
Hes trying *so* hard i almost feel bad holy moly
Is this straight pride?
“I’d really like it if you slid down my chimney, Santa.
But, like, no homo or anything dude”.
1:53 Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need, the deed 😳
IM F ING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING
Poor Santa. He's such a good person, he delivers presents to children all around the world in just one night ffs, and here is Michael, teasing him and leading him on before immediately hitting him with the no homo. Smh. Do better, Michael.
Guys it’s cool they both had stockings on
"I'll wait up for ya, *Dude* "
I had to pause
Even if the song is weird gotta admit his voice is chocolate ☺️
This is a great song, not weird at all
"Santa baby"
"Santa buddy"
No homo Michael
There is no in between. Michael pulled either the worst move or the most 5head move changing the lyrics ☠️☠️
How have they not turned off the comments for this
Why would they?
I have a “buddy” who slips down my chimney too