@@BedtimeStoriesChannel Ha, i'm subscribed to you, and here you are chatting about Stewart Lee's Pear Cider story, brilliant! It should have no bearing, but I like your channel even more now.
A lot of commentators seem to have missed the point of this which is that by going on a serious quiz show and answering questions about an obscure experimental jazz musician, Stewart Lee has finally produced a routine that Joe Pasquale won’t steal
Well yeah. That indeed might be as maybe. But in the final analyses you have to at lest concede that, he really has let him self go ..... don't you think? Like what they dud on top gear
McSuperfly101 Yeah, he has this sketch that says "If you say you are english in this country you will be arrested and thrown to jail" and Stewart Lee was making fun of that statement
You've seen him. You've seen him, haven't you? On the Masterminds... You've seen him. On the Masterminds, on the BBC. He goes on the Masterminds, doesn't he? He goes on the Masterminds and he sits down... He's on the Masterminds, sat down, and he answers questions, doesn't he? On the Masterminds... The Comedy Vehicles, as well. You'll have seen him. He's on the BBC, isn't he? On the Masterminds and in his Comedy Vehicles, on the BBC... He stands up, doesn't he, on the Comedy Vehicles? He stands up and, on that one, he doesn't do anything. He does nothing on that one, doesn't he? You've seen him, though. Doing nothing on the BBC. Stood up in his Comedy Vehicles... Sometimes he's sat down. Sometimes he's sat down with a guitar in his Comedy Vehicles, isn't he? Doing nothing, sat down with his guitar, in his Comedy Vehicles. And on Screenwipes. On the BBC, you'll see him. On Screenwipes, talking about Skins, on the Screenwipes on the BBC. You'll have seen him. Daily Politics... He's everywhere, isn't he now? He used to do things and say things about things that mattered, standing up and making points about Christianity, didn't he? He wasn't on the BBC then, was he? He was nowhere then. He used to do jokes, didn't he, while he was nowhere? Didn't he used to do jokes? Remember jokes? You all remember jokes. He used to do them, didn't he? Jokes and talking about things that mattered. Not now, though... Sitting down, doing nothing... Talking about Skins and jazz. Everywhere, on the BBC. You'll have seen him... Let himself go, hasn't he, as well?
That was hilarious. Stewart Lee is getting so dead pan, he's actually starting to look like a dead pan. I was almost convinced that it really was an episode of celebrity Mastermind until I realized that it was a subtle commentary about the complete futility of all knowledge.
Stewart didn't know which jazz standard the 2002 album "Ballads" contained two versions of. It didn't matter though. To him it was just a child's urine off an old man's face.
My favourite comedian talking (surprisingly) about my favourite avant-garde jazz guitarist (seriously). That is not something I expected to see but it brightened an otherwise already quite bright day ...
He's fantastic in this, but probably worth noting that celebrities only appear once, so they can pick the thing they know the most about. Regular (non-celebrity) contestants have to provide two or three specialist subjects in case they progress to further rounds. Hence there's a tendency to save the one you *really* know about for your semi-final or whatever, and read up on another one for your first round!
Stew was fast answering those questions, wasn’t he? Like lightning? As soon as John asked a question, he saw the window of opportunity and bodily hurled himself through
I've seen lots of interviews that Stewart Lee has done, read a fair amount of his newspaper columns and seen hundreds of his shows. and not once do I recall him even mentioning Derek Bailey and yet here he demonstrates and almost encyclopedic knowledge of him. it's almost unnerving in a way
Apparently him and Jim O'Rourke used to see each other all the time at Derek Bailey, etc. gigs when they were teenagers, and got to know each other as a result. Crazy small world!
I have only just seen this as an admirer of both Lee and Bailey. I have many albums featuring Bailey, have seen many of his collaborators live, but not him. Wait a minute; Derek Bailey played live in the ABC Theatre pit for The Morecambe and Wise Show? I was there; I have heard him live.
I think the real problem there was that it was a mixed room. The front rows of the audience were getting it but not so the friends they had brought along. And Stu didn't have time to bring them along.
It was better when they did the general knowledge round. Because during the intermission, all the friends said ‘do you like this?’ and the fans said ‘yeah, we like it a lot’ and the friends said ‘oh, well we like it too then.’
Impressive stuff. 11 years later and on Celebrity Mastermind one contestants specialist subject was the movie Pretty Woman. Talk about lowering the bar.
@nbachmann He was the greatest innovator on the electric guitar since Hendrix (he died in 2005). I saw him play live once in 2000. He was an elderly English guy with just a guitar and an amp and he blew the roof off the club.
Derek Bailey (29 January 1930 - 25 December 2005) was an English avant-garde guitarist and leading figure in the free improvisation movement. I can definitely see why Stewart Lee would be interested in him; he even shared Stewart Lee's love of short, pithy comebacks when interviewed.
the people in that audience had bought into the idea he was on mastermind and where seeing if they could get the jokes while still in character as a quiz show audience...your nowhere near that are you.
A cliched saucy-postcard cartoon rendering of a classic British butcher of the kind that might chase a sausage-stealing dog down the road whilst shaking his fist in anger has let himself go.
@@alexstorr3357 it’s moved from being funny to being contrived to being tedious and has now arrived back back at being funnier than it was originally. But I suppose I would say that
@chrisofnottingham Derek Bailey was a guitar player from Sheffield who completely reinvented the way that the guitar is played. I saw him play live in Dublin, a few years before he died. A 70-year-old Yorkshireman sat with a Gibson ES-175 and blew the fucking roof off the joint. He was amazing.
Unfortunately for Stew the specialist subject of The Complete Lifes Work of Asher D had already been taken by the eventual series winner and Mastermind Grand Champion.. Tom O'Connor. The irony of losing to Tom by one point on the question "Which is the second largest island off the coast of Italy?" was a bit much.
That wasn't the question that won it for Tom O'Connor. The question was in fact "Name the traditional street festival snack of choice every year in Lisbon on January 19, the feast day of St Cuthbert, which is also a traditional summer delicacy throughout all of rural Portugal." Though I can see why you might have been confused.
I just LOVE how so many commenters show excellent wit in the SL comedy vein. I was truly expecting a spoof -- it's so hard to take ANYTHING Stu says or does as serious. And at the end, still not sure if it was a spoof. Many say not, but we can never be sure with Stu.
you up there wouldn’t really understand what he’s done. “Oh look there he is, making noises with his mouth.” Down here, they understand that I was answering questions concerning Derek Bailey deceased Yorkshire born jazz and improvisational guitar innovator, it’s clear to them. Up there, they’re saying, “now he’s finished making those noises….I wonder if he’ll make some more noises next.”
The comments are funnier than the content, which was pretty exemplary of its genre (I just removed an extraneous comma[)] and that full stop after the closing bracket[)]. No I decided to include the bracketed part IN the original sentence, so there will be a full stop after the closing bracket, here).
Apparently before the show he asked John Humphrys to give the questions to him straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.
@@doctortrouserpants1387 I think you'll find it's "pears" Mr. Baker's
@@doctortrouserpants1387 whoosh
@@BedtimeStoriesChannel Ha, i'm subscribed to you, and here you are chatting about Stewart Lee's Pear Cider story, brilliant! It should have no bearing, but I like your channel even more now.
@@allgonewrongful Haha, always good to bump into peeps elsewhere on TH-cam :-)
@@allgonewrongful Not sure I've subscribed, but I've liked/watched some of BS's videos too. So not the only one!
A lot of commentators seem to have missed the point of this which is that by going on a serious quiz show and answering questions about an obscure experimental jazz musician, Stewart Lee has finally produced a routine that Joe Pasquale won’t steal
I wouldn’t bet on it.
Well yeah. That indeed might be as maybe.
But in the final analyses you have to at lest concede that, he really has let him self go ..... don't you think?
Like what they dud on top gear
Humphreys: "And you've scored an impressive 17!"
Other contestants: "Yeah well... you can win any quiz show with facts...."
😂😂
Yeah 17, look impresssed.
Remember that funny comment you made 6 years ago....😂
These days, if you say you like Derek Bailey, you will be arrested and thrown in jail.
+dennybm What a brilliant photographer, though.
Really?
It is a reference to a Stewart Lee sketch
Nakas Dougen REALLY??
McSuperfly101 Yeah, he has this sketch that says "If you say you are english in this country you will be arrested and thrown to jail" and Stewart Lee was making fun of that statement
You've seen him. You've seen him, haven't you? On the Masterminds... You've seen him. On the Masterminds, on the BBC. He goes on the Masterminds, doesn't he? He goes on the Masterminds and he sits down... He's on the Masterminds, sat down, and he answers questions, doesn't he? On the Masterminds... The Comedy Vehicles, as well. You'll have seen him. He's on the BBC, isn't he? On the Masterminds and in his Comedy Vehicles, on the BBC... He stands up, doesn't he, on the Comedy Vehicles? He stands up and, on that one, he doesn't do anything. He does nothing on that one, doesn't he? You've seen him, though. Doing nothing on the BBC. Stood up in his Comedy Vehicles... Sometimes he's sat down. Sometimes he's sat down with a guitar in his Comedy Vehicles, isn't he? Doing nothing, sat down with his guitar, in his Comedy Vehicles. And on Screenwipes. On the BBC, you'll see him. On Screenwipes, talking about Skins, on the Screenwipes on the BBC. You'll have seen him. Daily Politics... He's everywhere, isn't he now? He used to do things and say things about things that mattered, standing up and making points about Christianity, didn't he? He wasn't on the BBC then, was he? He was nowhere then. He used to do jokes, didn't he, while he was nowhere? Didn't he used to do jokes? Remember jokes? You all remember jokes. He used to do them, didn't he? Jokes and talking about things that mattered. Not now, though... Sitting down, doing nothing... Talking about Skins and jazz. Everywhere, on the BBC. You'll have seen him... Let himself go, hasn't he, as well?
Very Good :)
((from front seats on the left))
yes yes we have
No I haven't seen him, who is he?
Jack Bradley: _"Not now, though... "_
Wasted comma.
I thought I saw him by the corn store actually?
That was hilarious. Stewart Lee is getting so dead pan, he's actually starting to look like a dead pan. I was almost convinced that it really was an episode of celebrity Mastermind until I realized that it was a subtle commentary about the complete futility of all knowledge.
If you think this is funny, check out the spoof You Tube videos he posted of Derek Bailey
Stephen Howell whoosh
chrisofnottingham I love Stewart Lee fans :D
+chrisofnottingham This is clearly a mixed-ability comment section.
+dweedwee I take it you're not the biggest fan of Stewart Lee :P
I never realised how knowledgeable Ratko Mladic is with avant-garde guitarists. Seems like a nice guy.
😂
Ratko Mladic has really let himself go
He's had an interesting life
I thought he would have been at The Hague
Ratko Mladic has let himself go.
I thought his chosen specialised subject would’ve been Jungle Canyon Rope Bridges!
Surely it would be Scooby-Doo and the Pirate Zombie Island!
@@c.j.griffin Humphrys, Humphrys, Humphrys, Humphrys. The Jungle Canyon Rope Bridge questioner. (It doesn't rhyme, but you get the idea)
Should have been Deacon Blue
If the episode had been filmed in the 80s, under Thatcher.
In the 80s, under Thatcher
At the end
John Hunphries ‘I’ve started so I’ll finish.’
Stewart Lee (to himself) ‘He’s finished asking that. I wonder if he’ll ask anything else’.
I was expecting him to ask the same question 18 times, getting increasingly funnier, then boring and then funny again.
🤣 omg that would be hilarious!
You get thrown in jail for saying you're English nowadays mate
That I would pay money to see 😂
or he'd answer "are you a sardine" to every question
It says a lot about his comedy that I can't actually tell if this is real or not
I think it actually did happen. The evidence is this video. Granted, they could be actors.
Stuart.
On your mark
Get set
Let yourself go...
His second choice specialist subject was crisps
I was hoping his specialist subject was going to be Richard "the hampster" Hammond
Oh, he's finished saying that
wonder what he'll say next
@@spacejazz6272 It's £90,000 for an apartment in the park.
"So John, did i win? Just give it to me straight..."
During the Jazz questions he must have been thinking "Jazz music which is made from 100 precent Jazz"
I think he'd have gone with 'percent' instead or a simple %.
We said that for years, my family did...
Stewart didn't know which jazz standard the 2002 album "Ballads" contained two versions of. It didn't matter though. To him it was just a child's urine off an old man's face.
Haha! That's showbiz!
Excellent work 👍
HAPPY NY!
Stewart didn't know of which jazz standard the 2002 album "Ballads" contained two versions.*
Try not to end a sentence with a proposition.
@@sunkhunt9748 English isn't Latin.
I checked out Derek Bailey after watching this. He’s playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order - I’ll give him that 👍
Thats a Morecambe line to Andre Preview.
Previn.
@@Ken_oh545
I think you will find that it was Mr Preview.
@@YorkyOne of course it was!
I hope this makes Lee the 41st best Mastermind contestant.
My favourite comedian talking (surprisingly) about my favourite avant-garde jazz guitarist (seriously). That is not something I expected to see but it brightened an otherwise already quite bright day ...
Me too pn both counts
Me too, on both counts
the damp white/grey cloth that dinner ladies used to use to to wipe down the tables after lunch at school has let himself go
:D
+SuperDeluxeAnuzBleach
Very good
I think he did very well on the specialist subject.
One of the best
what an absolute hero for choosing the MND association. My respect for stu has gone up tenfold
They allow you to pick your own subject. Stewart seems to be one of the few who have understood what this means.
Not only that, but there are only 19 known facts about Bailey, and they all came up on this exam, so...
He's fantastic in this, but probably worth noting that celebrities only appear once, so they can pick the thing they know the most about. Regular (non-celebrity) contestants have to provide two or three specialist subjects in case they progress to further rounds. Hence there's a tendency to save the one you *really* know about for your semi-final or whatever, and read up on another one for your first round!
An offensive 1950's cartoon of a Chinaman has let itself go.
thats rather funny
but the rest of the world is clearly not.
That's the funniest comment I've ever seen. I was like WTF and then googled it. Pissing myself
Tucker Jenkins has got a bit fat hasn't he.
you've won. that was gold my friend.
Sure, he's good at knowing stuff, but he couldn't cut the mustard on a panel show.
you get top score sir
you don't cut mustard, you spread it
supergangsterish1: But you have to cut the mustard plant before you can spread the condiment.
@@supergangsterish1234 you cut powdered mustard much the same as yellow cocaine
Never snort the yellow cocaine
Oh look. Mastermind's let itself go
Never seen Lee looking so nervous! Nice to know he's human. Albeit a high calibre human.
Derek Bailey (29 January 1930 - 25 December 2005) was an English avant-garde guitarist and leading figure in the free improvisation movement.
Bailey died in London on Christmas Day in 2005. He had been suffering from motor neurone disease.
I've let myself go.
That's why we are leaving 😁
Awww I wanna see him answer the general knowledge questions too! How come nobody has uploaded that? Waaaaaaaaaah
Is this a war criminals episode?
You’ve seen them...in that chair, the masterminders.
I prefer his early work.
Lee improvised his answers.
Yup. Look out... Miles Davis has come.
Who's the jazz comedian now?
Very good, I think that is the funniest Stewart Lee routine I have ever seen!
A bit tediously drawn out though
Stew was fast answering those questions, wasn’t he? Like lightning? As soon as John asked a question, he saw the window of opportunity and bodily hurled himself through
Like zephyrus the wind
@@NickHunter He's like lightning, coming out of a dish.
He's no Tom O'Connor though...
@@markreynolds1436 That’s true. When Tom O’Connor was on, they only asked him one question ‘Are you a sardine?’
thanks for posting this up!
Stewart playing the questions as they are dealt
Morrisey knows his stuff.
Although he has let himself go.
He is, but you have to have seen a lot of other 'Mastermind' contestants to get what he's doing.
I've seen lots of interviews that Stewart Lee has done, read a fair amount of his newspaper columns and seen hundreds of his shows. and not once do I recall him even mentioning Derek Bailey and yet here he demonstrates and almost encyclopedic knowledge of him. it's almost unnerving in a way
Apparently him and Jim O'Rourke used to see each other all the time at Derek Bailey, etc. gigs when they were teenagers, and got to know each other as a result. Crazy small world!
one of his stand up dvds uses a Derek Bailey piece for the menu screen
@@johnsmodularjams2123 I think he mentions that in his annotated transcription of the show in his book, How I Escaped My Certain Fate
I heard that this sketch was written by ledgendary author and mystic Alan Moore, while in the throes of a jimsonweed frenzy.
"Oh look he's finished that sentence"
"No I haven't, however I've started so I'll finish"
I watched this by mistake on a friend's recommendation.
Who's the Jazz comedian now?
Stunning
I have only just seen this as an admirer of both Lee and Bailey. I have many albums featuring Bailey, have seen many of his collaborators live, but not him. Wait a minute; Derek Bailey played live in the ABC Theatre pit for The Morecambe and Wise Show? I was there; I have heard him live.
I think the real problem there was that it was a mixed room. The front rows of the audience were getting it but not so the friends they had brought along. And Stu didn't have time to bring them along.
It was better when they did the general knowledge round.
Because during the intermission, all the friends said ‘do you like this?’ and the fans said ‘yeah, we like it a lot’ and the friends said ‘oh, well we like it too then.’
I'll never let go Jack, I promise.
My favourite bit of this was when he said "Incus", hahaha classic!
Impressive stuff. 11 years later and on Celebrity Mastermind one contestants specialist subject was the movie Pretty Woman. Talk about lowering the bar.
I just don't get his latest stuff...
421mog couze you're thick
I'm joking obviously
Even if it's probably true
yeah i wasn't born in the 1980s when thatcher initiated cutbacks in jungle canyon ropebridges
Go away then
@nbachmann He was the greatest innovator on the electric guitar since Hendrix (he died in 2005). I saw him play live once in 2000. He was an elderly English guy with just a guitar and an amp and he blew the roof off the club.
Stewart lee: wins with 26 points
Richard herring: 2nd place with 32 points.
No justice in the world is there :-p
My hero.
Derek Bailey (29 January 1930 - 25 December 2005) was an English avant-garde guitarist and leading figure in the free improvisation movement. I can definitely see why Stewart Lee would be interested in him; he even shared Stewart Lee's love of short, pithy comebacks when interviewed.
For those thinking this was a routine, it wasn't. It was in 2010 and he won.
I bloody knew he wouldn’t choose pirates. Knew it.
He did really well. I was surprised. I knew a few of the answers, and he knocked it out of the park!
Fantastic guy
Derek Bailey's let himself go
hes a clever boy wish i watched this when it was on
I didn't find that funny in the slightest.
Maybe you need to raise your game.
the people in that audience had bought into the idea he was on mastermind and where seeing if they could get the jokes while still in character as a quiz show audience...your nowhere near that are you.
It wasn’t funny but I agree the fuck out of it
Watch it on a loop ten times
Amazing!
Well done, Stewart :)
I think shortly after this the need to love Derek Bailey was added to the values of the Carphone Warehouse...
A cliched saucy-postcard cartoon rendering of a classic British butcher of the kind that might chase a sausage-stealing dog down the road whilst shaking his fist in anger has let himself go.
Although these get a little tedious now, yours is impressive in length and specificity!
@@alexstorr3357 it’s moved from being funny to being contrived to being tedious and has now arrived back back at being funnier than it was originally. But I suppose I would say that
he did really well
@chrisofnottingham Derek Bailey was a guitar player from Sheffield who completely reinvented the way that the guitar is played. I saw him play live in Dublin, a few years before he died. A 70-year-old Yorkshireman sat with a Gibson ES-175 and blew the fucking roof off the joint. He was amazing.
Stewart Lee certainly knew his specialist subject.
Nailed it !!
So basically Stewart Lee was Derek Bailey in his previous life. Incredible knowledge 😯
apparently I heard he does around 85-90 of these charity events a year.
Yeah would've been good to see his general knowledge questions.
41st best Mastermind contestant.
The only other person who knows about Derek Bailey, Stewart continues to be a man of many surprises which sounds like a school report?
i went to see derek live with jon the postman in manchester in '91.
same
these comments about the comments about stewart lee having let himself go having let themselves go have let themselves go
Very well done👏. Can he cut the mustard on a panel show, though? I think not.
Stellar
John Humphries thought ‘these answers aren’t funny but I agree the fuck out of them’
I thought he'd choose the literary works of Asher D
was hoping his specialist subject was going to be Richard "the hamster" Hammond
Unfortunately for Stew the specialist subject of The Complete Lifes Work of Asher D had already been taken by the eventual series winner and Mastermind Grand Champion.. Tom O'Connor. The irony of losing to Tom by one point on the question "Which is the second largest island off the coast of Italy?" was a bit much.
That wasn't the question that won it for Tom O'Connor. The question was in fact "Name the traditional street festival snack of choice every year in Lisbon on January 19, the feast day of St Cuthbert, which is also a traditional summer delicacy throughout all of rural Portugal." Though I can see why you might have been confused.
The focused out other competitors have let themselves go.
Jeez! That was the whole point of the sketch. Unbelievable.
Stewart Lee = Top bloke
Nice one Stewart, also made me look up David Bailey, I'm now a fan. any links to general knowledge.
I just LOVE how so many commenters show excellent wit in the SL comedy vein. I was truly expecting a spoof -- it's so hard to take ANYTHING Stu says or does as serious. And at the end, still not sure if it was a spoof. Many say not, but we can never be sure with Stu.
The ability to remember stuff. Marvelous.
" The ability to remember stuff. Marvelous"
Yep, that's how knowledge works
@@peejay6930 Indeed.
John Humphrys has let himself go.
So has terry christian.
woohoo go Stew! what a hero.
you up there wouldn’t really understand what he’s done. “Oh look there he is, making noises with his mouth.” Down here, they understand that I was answering questions concerning Derek Bailey deceased Yorkshire born jazz and improvisational guitar innovator, it’s clear to them. Up there, they’re saying, “now he’s finished making those noises….I wonder if he’ll make some more noises next.”
His specialist subject should have been Del Boy falling through the bar........ "He was vertical, stu, then he was horizontal, stu...."
The comments are funnier than the content, which was pretty exemplary of its genre (I just removed an extraneous comma[)] and that full stop after the closing bracket[)]. No I decided to include the bracketed part IN the original sentence, so there will be a full stop after the closing bracket, here).
Im surprised he didnt take 10 minutes dissecting the first answer.
Does anyone have the rest of Stewart mastermind game? Would be interesting to see.
he owned that
Fun fact ...Derek Bailey died in London on Christmas Day in 2005. He had been suffering from motor neurone disease.
Stew can answer the question ‘the album ‘ballads’ contains two versions of which Jazz standard?’. He just chooses not to
Thought he would have had it all written on the back of his hand like usual.
He knows all the answers.......
Derek Bailey - he's like Ian Huntley to me