Joey Richter roles ranked by how bi I am
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- Not including tv stuff, citizens of independence, choose our destiny, and animal characters. I know I left out more than that but it’s okay, he’s done a lot. Glad I didn’t try to do more TCB sketches. I think I should redo my Lauren and Robert rankings since they were rushed and I can add Black Friday.
Spies Are Forever: • Spies Are Forever (Ful...
Black Friday: • Black Friday
The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals: • The Guy Who Didn't Lik...
The Trail to Oregon: • The Trail to Oregon!
Darn Tootin: • Darn Tootin' SHORT FILM
Captain’s Vlog: • Captain's Vlog Extende...
Ex-Vloggers: • BOYS WILL BE BOYS (ex-...
Idle Worship: • Idle Worship SHORT FILM
School of Thrones: • School of Thrones - Ep...
The Solve It Squad Returns: • The Solve It Squad (On...
Put Ma On The Phone: • Put Ma On The Phone!
Flop Stoppers: • Flop Stoppers: A Music...
The Hot Breakup: • The HOT Breakup (feat....
American Whoopee: • American Whoopee
MAMD: • Me And My Dick
The Case of the Gilded Lily: • The Case of the Gilded...
A Very Potter Senior Year: • A Very Potter Senior Year
Spilled Milk: • Spilled Milk Part 4 (f...
I Ship It: • I Ship It | 2014 | Yul...
Deal With The Devil: • Deal With The Devil
Firebringer: • Firebringer
Starship: • Starship
Poe Party: • Edgar Allan Poe's Murd...
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Once Upon A Swan yes i second this
mcdoon being #1 i presume
Charlie B Owen, was very gay
@@halleys.comett this is true
I want to see this so badly
Starkid must have one of the highest percentage of lgbt members in its fandom
And Polygon, Collegehumor, and the Mcelroys.
DeathnoteBB no wonder I’m in all of them
the phandom just beats it
@@DeathnoteBB 70% of the lgbtq+ members in polygon are there for bdg, because we can all agree that he is the great.
Literally EVERYONE in the thomas sanders fandom is some letter of the alphabet so
BROOO MCDOON IS THE BISEXUAL ICON WE NEED IN THIS DAY IN AGE
malyee he does have a child bride tho 😗 and get Wagon Is On Fire will still get me every time
Danielle Wegman I’ll admit the bandit king✌️ has a child bridge but wagon on fire SLAPS
I commented this in TTO, but it's hilarious to me that Joey was literally paired up with Jamie three times in that show, but I still wanted him to end up with Corey instead.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! …I mean ..skipping over the child bride thing- BUT STILL
I'd gladly be McDoon's child bride 😍
also, Joey's bottom lip during the Easy Bake Oven bit is SO UNDERRATED. I mean, look at it. Comical genius.
I seriously don't know how he does it
it’s definitely not underrated but YES COMICAL GENIUS
@Robert Huxley Why would you do that?
I honestly can't explain the growing terror I felt as I kept waiting for Cornwallis
I forgot who he was and I was like “who? Ummmmmm…. Oh. OH. OH NO. O H N O”
I didn't even noticed, I got mad for dr Joey for being so low
I was waiting for the horny ox, I’m at 21 and I’m getting more scared
I’m at 6 and I’m scared
I'M AT 3 WHERE IS CORNWALLIS
Me: *Why does everyone rank McDoon so LOWWWWwwWWWWwwwwWw?*
McDoon: Is a pedophilic, sexist murderer who constantly leads Cletus Jones on
Me: But *”Wagon on FiReeeeEe”!*
Right? I say that all the time 😂
And caulks the wagon like no other.
At least he doesn’t objectify women 🤷
Yes but he respects women
He just wants a child bride is that SO much to ask for
I saw Joey richter and the word bi in the title. Say no more I’m here.
Mood
Wait why can I relate
I love your fuckin name
love this comment
Personally I’d put Sergio higher on the list. He’s a good guy. He’s a family man. He’d absolutely rock your anniversary
You never really realize how many different characters and styles he performs as. Joey might not be human...
Lauren and Joey both morph into their roles so well, they are like chameleons
Let me be that person: It's all of them. _All of them._ That includes the dorks, the one offs and of course the king of all lobsters, Cornwallis. :) He seems to get the roles that vibe "Chaotic Neutral" almost every time. XD
Low key, when he's a villain, his power level grows by 100%.
Wiggly wiggly wiggly will wiggle
Because he’s usually a chaotic neutral character it took me days to really believe he played Grunt, but he’s just that good at what he does.
Eileena Davidson I had that with Ted lol
Amphytryte I like your pfp
Why isn't Sergio higher on the list???? He's a family man
Beigehere rIGHt?
Julie Kavanagh but he got soft when Curt held an UNLOADED gun to his pastries! Who could resist thst
He is THE IDEAL MAN
a good guy, a family man, and he doesn’t want to go back to the bakery. what more could you want in a man
I want a sergio
Sergio is way too low on this list. My mans has a stable job, remembers his anniversary, AND he's a family man?? Someone's gotta wife him up
Sergio is truly husband material
I’ll husband him up and I’ve still yet to watch spies are forever ( been a fan since like 2018 too, lol )
@@mostlyghostie please watch spies are forever
I AM AN ABSOLUTE FOOL FOR NOT REALIZING JOEY PLAYED THE ARMY SOLDIER IN TGWDLM WHAT THE HECK
I didn’t realise it for so long
@@quirrelmorts same
same, i only realized bc of this video. i had no idea who played that soldier, but looking back, that soldier acts the way Joey plays some of his goofier characters
Can't believe high Joey is higher on the list than Wiley because shit was I reminded of my 40 percent heterosexuality when he first entered.
Also everyone forgets idle worship
Y E S
Bahaha same
If Owen's not in the top five I'm rioting
Edit: I'M RIOTING
I thought the same thing
McDoon, Wiley Ron and Owen are outrageously low
Sergio as well get you a guy who will get you a cake for date night
This was my thought!
4. Ron
3. McDoon
2. Wilbur
1. Owen
@@phoebegreaves4709 nononono
0. BUG
1. Owen
2.McDoon
3.Ron
4. Wilbur
Nonono that's also not right
1. Owen
1. Bug
2. Wilbur
3. Ron
3. McDoon
Ah yes that's right
Phoebe Greaves agreed
i'm so happy to see hemingway at the top because yes i am also a slut for both old author parodies and joey acting as a scumbag character
Joey is one of the only men who can pull off an all-denim ensemble
I dont know a straight starkid fan and its honestly amazing
I know at least 3 but I know a lot of people
@@quirrelmorts cool! Also, Great Ranking,I agree with it all, if you redo lauren and robs with black friday, I have a feeling that Ethan (not his bad double) and Kringle would be high
Thanks and yeah!
Allow me to introduce myself...
Straight and Starkid? Thats a weird Word combination
I love that you’re more attracted to Jangle than the homeless guy but less attracted to Jangle than the smokeclub member. And way more attracted to Cornwallis than any of those (but who can blame you)
That ox he played was even more attractive
Joey and Lauren crying with noodles falling out of their mouth is my aesthetic
IMO the 3 hottest Joey Richter characters are as follows
1. McDoon
2. Ted
3.owen
I’m a lil worried that they’re all assholes but it’s fineee
In Owen's case, he's a victim of circumstance that twists him into becoming a tragic villain. The other two are just lovably bad guys.
I think the majority of his characters are villains/assholes, even as a lesbian myself I have to admit he's an attractive person 👀
I agree completely
SamScroggins6814. I Agree. Same. But I Am Like Them. When I Did Plays At My School. And Church Back In The Day. Five Out Of The Eight Times. I Was A Villian. One Time. I Was A Homeless Person. One Time. I Was A Boss. And One Time. I Was The Goddess Of Thunder.
We don't deserve Joey.
after watching this i realized how many of his roles i havent seen
same-
1:33 the fact that pete is just casually dancing in the background makes this scene so freaking sad (even more than when we just knew who homeless man was)
'joey richter roles ranked by how bi THEY are' better be next
british joey was a gift to this world
It was a big Brain move to put Satan so high ngl
The number of times I've rewatched that sketch...
Fun fact: Joey played Satan in a play with some of the other starkids called The Last Days of Judas Iscariot! He had a half-shaved head and I started crying when I heard about it.
I have a picture of that on my wall, I wish there were more videos about it
I was today years old when I found out that PEIP agent was Joey Ritcher. No wonder I love him so much
putting jangle above homeless guy was a BOLD move
But like the fact that he’s with Lauren in most of his scenes it’s adding to that bisexual factor yknow
I literally don’t remember writing this comment wtf
Well now that Nerdy Prudes has dropped we’ll just have to update Joeys barbecue man as number one 🤷🏻♀️
honestly he is very beautiful in that scene
Plus Joey Richter also played a character in Jessie
Officer Petey
I know I didn’t include tv roles because that would be too much work
StarKid seems to exists only to remind me that I am in fact, bi.
Something about Wiley just...really gets my gander. He might be my number one in this kind of rank. And I have to know where the satan character is from.
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@@quirrelmorts you're the best! ♡
@@quirrelmorts legit just watched it two times in a row XD omg I love it...
You’re welcome 😁
It’s from a TCB skit
Excuse me how dare you put Vanger so low. That bowl cut? STYLISH! PURE. ART.
I hate it I’m sorry
@@quirrelmorts *sob* his entire voice during we love the prince tho it's so *sob* peRFECT
@@polio3104 yeees!
Thank you! I was scouring the comments specifically for this!
Scraggs is my number one always and forever. Don't ask me why, but he is.
So valid
He's my number two, right after Owen.
Owen, Wilbur, and mcdoon are my personal favorites, but I have always had a thing for villains. Also Ted.
@@sadies8100 Bro Wiley, Ted, Owen, McDoon…..
22:38 appreciation for that sarcastic bow Owen does, yes!
Honestly, I could never even try to rank these because I'm so gay for this man that it hurts. All I'd be doing is just looking at pictures/watching clips of him and sobbing.
homeless man above "yeah, prove it asshole were the army-" is so funny but so SO unexpected
I'm lesbian but I clicked anyways
Me too fam
Glad to see I’m not the only one
Oof same.
Same
Ah, a fellow wanderer
this is the most relatable title to a video
(except i’m pan but like still)
if anyone dislikes this video i will personally kick their head.
My only complaint: Sergio should be higher. Come on!! He's a family man! What's hotter than a guy that goes to the bakery for your anniversary??
17:02 makes absolutely no sense to me and that makes it even funnier
Fangirl and Proud I know the context and it’s still hilarious
I *cannot* believe Owen is 7
i can’t believe you did owen so dirty
I honestly love all his roles so much
Sergio deserves so much BETTER. He's a family man. Also the ox from TtO is a classic
owen better be first on this list. i'm in love with owen and i'm a gd lesbian
edit: how could you do this
The fact that Joey was Vanger Borschtitt, Sergio, and Owen in the same show blows my mind
didn't read the description before i watched this and spent the whole video thinking "are they ranking the ox this high?" like no judgment but ok
Now if this whole video ain’t a mood.
I was just watching this channel hoping for this exact content. God is a real boy.
Phoenix satan is a real man*
Wow... this quarantine really be out here reminding me of how insanely in love with Joey I am, huh? Also, I’m really really glad that somebody appreciates Bug as much as I do.
Mcdoon is WAYYYY too low on this list-
@Kadence Mazzanti I've done it. 69. 😎
you put the whole sandwich trick scene and I respect you for that
i felt a deep, deep sense of kinship and respect when i saw how high on the list bug was
Me: watches this in 1.5 because i'm impatient
Me: slows it down to 1.0 because i can't do Joey dirty by not enjoying every second
I never noticed Joey was the army guy until I saw his mustache.
the PAIN every time I see Owen and the fight scene I can’t do this today
i was shocked at the fact that sergio at 24 then i remembered scrags existed
Oh my gOd today is a good day when I’m fIrst to a Joey Ritcher video
Anyway, the correct answer is that All Of Them should make you Bi
Words can not describe the terror i began to feel when i reached the Top 5 and Cornwallis had not shown up yet...
you are SO valid for having bug so high, that's a big mood
THANK YOU for putting Grunt at #3 like hELLO the absolutely solid tension between him and Emberly the whole time??? unbeatable. simply unmatched.
I tried skipping to the end to see what the first spot was and accidentally stopped on the goDDAMN STAIRCASE SCENE
Oh my goodness I can't believe Bug is second???? Thank you??? For giving that sweet boy the love and recognition he deserves????? AAAAA my heart
I love that Joeys face goes 〰️
I had forgotten how absolutely bonkers was School of thrones thank you for reminding me
Tell me why the cut from Owen getting decked in the face to the staircase scene made me laugh as hard as it did
Finally Joey on shrooms getting what he deserves
I love Ernest Hemingway and this is coming from someone who was tortured by The Sun Also Rises in high school.
I read a page of one of his books in Barnes & Noble and was not at all interested but JOEY
I knew Owen was coming but FUCK im never prepared
I think it's funny that Beanies customer, who has no lines and spends very little time on stage, is included. Understandable, he is cute.
This was a wonderful way to spend 30 minutes of my life. I have not regrets in this.
oh my god, Joey as satan reminded me how much I need to see a Good Omens parody but with Joey as Crowley and Brosenthall as Aziraphale
*inhales* DASH GUNFIIIIRRREEEEEEE
I legit love him he’s a bean
Sergio is such a wonderful man I love him
4:57 omg the body acting here
THANK YOU for including joey singing honeydukes! i just love the way his and mk's voices sound together
Wiley and Sergio deserved better, but this is a really good rank
Honest travesty that Sergio didn’t make it to top 10, man had strong family values
2. Every Joey Role Ever
1. ThE oX (lIke MeE!)
thank you for putting dash gunfire as high as you did. I feel like we neglect the detective boy
That high note at 5:56 is underrated
I literally spent the entire video panicking about where you were gonna put Cornwallis.....
Oops
I stopped looking at the rankings and just enjoyed the compilation of excellent Joey moments :)
You should do this but with only Brian Rosenthals characters in solve it squad
i love when joey and lauren play a couple bc they're actually a couple and its adorable
Thanks for reminding how good flopstoppers is
Sergio has bi wife energy and I love him.
I fully respect your opinion and sexuality but how is Ted higher than Sergio? He's a family man!
I am very glad that Ted is number nine. He is an absolute asshole but at least he knows and I love him for that
why did i not know about half of these roles?? lmao i thought he was only to do with starkid
The fact that I love all his roles so much, oh goodness me
WHAT? I had no idea that Vanger Borschtit was Joey Richter! This is blowing my mind just a little
Really feeling that whole dysentery scare rn
This is the quality content the world needs
Yes hi I just need to THANK YOU SO MUCH because I had never seen or heard of I Ship It and wow it’s so freaking good. My Harry Potter heart wasn’t ready for it
You’re welcome I love it a lot!
yesss redo all the videos. I need my Starkid crack. Hope you're alright
before i see him if mcdoon is not in the top 5 im rioting
*_IM RIOTING_*