Joe Walker roles ranked by how bi I am
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I didn't watch it all the way through before uploading so I apologise for any errors. The quality was a bit messed up after saving and uploading but it really doesn’t matter. I'm a bit exhausted and had to delete a few apps to save this video since it’s all done on my phone.
I don’t think I can explain this. I didn’t really know where to place a few of the characters but this took forever. I rewatched all the scenes for all his roles because I have no self-control. OMG makes me really uncomfortable for some reason. I don’t have 1Night 2Last 3Ever or Airport 4 Birds but if I’m missing anything else let me know; I’m always up for more Joe Walker. I should really work on Lauren’s birthday video...
If you're still reading and somehow this isn’t enough Joe content here’s Starship but it’s just Joe Walker • Starship but it’s just...
Holy Musical B@man: • Holy Musical B@man!
Starship: • Starship
Twisted: • Twisted: The Untold St...
Spies Are Forever: • Spies Are Forever (Ful...
Ani: • ANI: A Parody
1Night 2Last 3Ever: • 1Night 2Last 3Ever
MAMD: • Me And My Dick
World’s Worst Musical: • World's Worst Musical ...
OMG: • OMG - A Short Film
A Very Potter Sequel: • A Very Potter Sequel
A Very Potter Senior Year: • A Very Potter Senior Year
Firebringer: • Firebringer
A Very Potter Musical: • A Very Potter Musical
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His Umbridge is both the most masculine yet the most feminine thing ever. Only Joe.
joe as umbridge is the peak of bisexuality
No, Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy is!
Hell yeah she is
Fangirlynerdy nah mate, Lauren as Comissioner Gordon is.
me a pan: _yes._
*gay panic*
There were some moments where I was like “why is this character so high on the list” and then they’d do something and I’d immediately understand
Yeah the list changed around a lot while I was rewatching stuff because of some specific moments
@@quirrelmorts I wouldn't have expected the royal vizier to be so high but then I watched him and was like "Oh. That makes sense"
just say ducker in climate change we all get it
Same
@trueaidooo 100%, he wears so much eyeliner that he’s certainly a bi
Is it anybody else or is it really adorable when his voice cracks when he is fake crying?
YESSSS IT'S MY FAVOURITE
Yo where?
wizpiez 6:19
poison ghoul ana o0p-
YEAH
deadliest man alive can like , get it ig
k actually joe walker can like, get it
Also I need one of these about Joey Richter based on how much he makes me McSwoon
Good idea
Professor Hidgens if you end up doing one please include the way Grunt looks at Emberly during the beginning of a paint me.
also man in elevator and hot chocolate boy have the same energy
What about man in a hurry
What about cinema kid?
Cineplex kid was actually supposed to be hot chocolate boy until Robert was cast as Ethan!
Yeah, there is no way Voldemort, Batman, Deadliest Man, and Ducker are played by the same person
Chilly Willy was robbed
Ava Santiago THANK you
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP SO HIGH AND THEN YOU SHOT AND MUGGED THEM IN AN ALLEYWAY
Any other lesbians very specifically attracted to Joe as Umbridge because tall buff femme
oh this is a mood
Why do I understand exactly what you mean
God you’re absolutely right
Y E S
Hell yes
i never saw ani but the clip where they're dancing in crop tops makes me regret that desicion every time i see it
Best part of the show tbh
Literally any man, regardless of their sexuality, looks, weight, colour, etc. looks good in a crop top.
@@robertlopez2052 you're the antithesis of lauren manion and i love that
It was honestly a great subversion since his love interest in that one is in an unrecognizable unsexualized helmet and armor.
you gotta watch it it’s great
honestly the part in the "always dance" scene when it cuts to tom and ginny is so chilling, it reminds me of the transition from "the golden rule" to "gold and rule" in twisted
Good comparison
Honestly, it gives me Cabaret vibes
Why are you more bi for the orphan child then the penguin
Because he’s human and I can see his face
Professor Hidgens bruh chilly Willy can always get it
Professor Hidgens but chilly willy is BUFF 🤤
My goal in life is to learn how to beautifully contour my face to look like the Voldemort look in AVPM
The make-up tutorial we need
But not tge one we deserve
During Stutter, the second time he sings “you were never my lover” and he snaps is just very attractive to me???
Same
And when his teeth accidentally clack as DMA when singing “until you die”??? A+
Paris Bacharach I SCREAMED HOLY SHIT-
Paris Bacharach 28:18!!!!!!!
I DID NOT KNOW JOE WAS CHILLY WHAT
it was actually revealed in an interview but also you can kinda tell because of the voice
I watch too many starkid videos to not know Joe was Chilly Willy
I didn't realize Joe was half of these roles
i love how all the scenes to voldemort are basically just a quirrelmort montage,, i thought i was over them but apperently not
thanks i didn't think this would make me emotional :'))
I almost cried when rewatching it to make this it’s amazing what a silly musical can do
@@quirrelmorts true, crying over voldemort and quirrel being in love is the last thing i would expect from my life, but here we are huh
"you can't disapperate inside of hogwarts right??"
"Right!"
Was that an audience member???
Yeah I think so, could’ve been a friend
I thought it was dumbledore from behind the post
RIGHT!
The best part about Joe Umbridge is that when Dumbledore announced her, the audience groaned, but when he appeared, they cheered
34:31 the bi confusion of whether to look at Joe or Lauren in this scene
Absolutely
I had to watch it twice
EXACTLY DJDDKSKMK
Stop calling me out.
so true
No matter what you think of everything else, you can't deny Voldemort is number one
He (we) IS (Are) NUMBER ONE! DUN DUN DUN DA DA DUN DUN
But prince achmed...
Makes sense
Nobody remembers him
“Well Mr. Curt Mega, if that is your real name.”
Goddamn it, I didn’t realize how hilarious that was until now.
FALSE! All these roles make me the maximum level of bi, straight, and everything in between!!
the “to honor...” speech will always kill me. it’s honestly funnier being from the south and knowing people like that in real life.
50 minutes of my favorite snacc
Same
when Joe entered s Umbridge he looked like he had been preparing for that role his entire life
oof this title is a whole mood
seriously tho, that was my immediate reaction to the title
I question myself every time I see The Deadliest Man Alive but then realize it's because Joe Walker plays him.
100% straight here--Joe Walker as the deadliest man alive is extremely attractive and it pains me.
100% ace and I agree
*wakes up to nearly 50 minutes of Joe Walker content* hell yes
the torture tango basically makes up 90% of my sexuality
I feel that and now I need to rewatch it
I like how they needed Jim to play the centaur so that they could have a nice height difference between umbridge and her boyfriend.
Interesting take
His face is so symmetrical it's astonishing
I literally can’t thank you enough for 50 MINUTES OF JOSEPH WALKER THIS IS LIKE A DREAM
YOU’RE WELCOME!
THIS. IS. THE. CONTENT. IM. HERE. FOR.
💜
THE EYES AFTER HE SAYS "damn the G-L-E-E they're always making twisted abominations of everything" GODDAMN HE ENJOYED MAKING THAT JOKE. 7:03
He was looking for Darren in the audience, that's who he winked at
@kiki8792 Knowing that makes it A MILLION TIMES BETTER
listen i get that curt is about to get tortured but uh if i were him i would be shook in that torture scene big oof
Considering who DMA was, I completely understand
i demand justice for chilly willy
Nothing makes me more bi than Dylan and Meredith’s kiss in Starship 7:13
Joe Walker is my celebrity crush and I’m not even into guys. When his voice gets scratchy? Adorable. When he wears tight clothes? Hoo! He’s just the pinnacle of greatness.
Nick’s squeals while joe kisses the phone in ani is literally everything!:)))
Idk nothing might ever be as attractive as Commander Up not only sitting on Joey's lap, and not only breaking into tears while hugging him, but also rubbing noses with him.
I thought Commander Up would've been higher on the list.
Me too
Same!!!
Golden rule reprise makes me NUT he’s so good in it
I am very surprised by how soon I saw Commander Up
I don’t think I knew what to do with him
Torture Tango makes me UNBELIEVABLY heterosexual and its only like 90% Joe's fault
This is all your fault Joe
Holy SHIT this is dedication
Yeah it really is, took a week
i just want to give him a hug when i hear him pretend to cry
Even tho im extremely straight id still be down for umbridge
Depending on your own gender I'm pretty sure you can be attracted to Umbrindge as a 'female' character as well as the 'male' Joe Walker in a pink dress (don't know Joe's gender tho)
@@GLAASJEMELC she/her attracted to BOTH
;-; same
Most underrated Joe Walker quote:
*NYAAAAAAAAAGHHFDKSPAPC*
wait is he wearing lipstick while playing the royal vizier?? i never noticed and it makes me even more bi than before
Yup
I want that to be my wedding
"I now pronounce you man vs machine. Fight!"
my mom literally has a crush on joe as umbridge over voldemort and idk how to feel abt it. she also responded to achmed's "am i not a thing of beauty?" monologue on the tv with "dont ask if you don't wanna know, joe" and i cried
Oh my gods
As a bisexual it’s so hard to choose who to look at in scenes with both Lauren and Joe. It’s like they KNOW that so they try to be next to each other a lot.
I hate that I haven’t seen Spies are Forever yet🤦🏾♀️
You definitely should
It’s one of my favorites
WATCH ITTTR
Jessica Williams yes watch it
Same😓
joe walker as umbridge confirmed my bisexuality
it was 11 years ago and i still can't get over "quiirrrrrrrrrrel... maaaaaaaan... liiiisteeeeen..."
I disagree with the placement of almost all of these, but I am so glad this video exists
You’re welcome, my thoughts on the placements have already changed because I just can’t rank things that I love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bit of a sidetrack, but Joe Moses trying not to smile at Up is my jam.
Anneli Elisabet joe moses anywhere is my jam
I didn’t realize how sexy The Royal Vizier is thank you
It's a crime that the deadliest man alive isn't in the top 3...
*uH iM sOrRy bUt cHiLlY WiLlY mAkeS Me v E r Y Bi*
😆
Tis the power of the Penguin Man
I may be outing myself as a bottom, but the most dangerous man should be MUCH higher on the list
Oh most certainly
1:17 *I cannot stress enough how much this laugh means to me*
this title is actually everything
Favorite thing about these lists is sometimes they play a character that is named after them or is them and they’re always placed low on the list
Joe in OMG was a bit creepy and definitely a liar
curt mega, the only exception
It's quarter after 4 AM and I'm struggling to not laugh hysterically at Voldemort 'dying' at the end. I love Joe, he's so talented. If I ever get to meet him I will straight up swoon.
the "to honour" monologue is my favee
How dare you insult Chilly Willy like this?!
Okay I love him as a character but I’m obviously not attracted to a penguin
Fair enough...
"How would I describe my childhood? Propably with adjectives."
Wait, you make all of these on your phone? Holy crap, that's incredible!
Thanks! It gets a bit hard when they’re longer because iMovie likes to have little glitches if not closed right
Finally the royal vizier gets some credit!
This was literally the role that made me realize I’m bi and no one ever even recognizes it exists
(Kind of the antithesis of another popular comment) but I would keep seeing a character and thinking "why is this role so low?!?" And then see the next one (which would somehow be even better) and then the next one (which was even better) and so forth and that's how I realized that I may actually be gay for Joe Walker...
P. S. the most underratedly *hot* moment of Ducker is actually during Chorn's song when they're all facing the back and writhing in pain and you can see the light perfectly reflect off of every single back muscle
Okay but Joe would be a really good Rocky in Rocky Horror Picture Show
I would die
Professor Hidgens Honestly though Starkid Rocky Horror would be the best thing in the entire world. Like Joey as Brad... just sayin’ it should be a thing.
OMG ROBERT AS FRANK N’ FURTER
THESE ARE SUCH GOOD IDEAS
Jaime as Janet?
I wonder how the pitch for Joe Walker as Umbridge went... also, like, how did he react as soon as he was pitched the idea for Stutter, because I feel like he just embraced his inner sass
Achmed is my favorite, and then commander Up, but when prince achmed was being mean to himself, I was just screaming in my head, NO, YOURE TOO AMAZING TO BE MEAN TO YOURSELF!!
the part of I Was with darren (24:50-25:06) is genuinely one of my favorite musical lines out of any starkid show I love it so much their voices are so perfect together
im sorry The Deadliest Man could kill me and I would thank him
after watching this video 3 times, i decided to make my own bi-thirsting-for-joe list over the course of the past month. i didn't realize how difficult it is to rank his roles, i have so much respect for you
This is the content that’s needed and damn he makes me straight
the fact that this goes for almost an hour... *chefs kiss*
Thank you for making this omg
Joe Walker might be the most attractive person,, not in Starkid, just,, like,, overall
Agreed
Imagine the movie “Split” starred Joe Walker,but all his personalities are these....😂
I need this
As much I would love this, I’m just worried for his vocal chords.
we need to talk about Moff Tarkin in that crop top more cause OMFG-
Jeez, you weren’t kidding when you said this was gonna be long. This is amazing!
34:32 made me feel things......
Big mood. I had a mini breakdown earlier because his legs are so beautiful
i was questioning why ducker was so high up and then this scene came up and i understood
yep. it confirmed my homosexuality. i’m gay for joe walker 100%
joe’s “i don’t thINk sO” in ani is my favorite thing in the world
Joe: Damn the G.L.E.E, Always making twisted abominations of everything!
Joe: *smirks into camera*
Me: OoooOOoHHHH I see what you did there.
Jfc I was not prepared for the Royal Vizier’s tongue at 39:56
me neither holy fuck 😳
it took me so long to realize that the royal vizier and prince achmed were played by the same person like my brain just did not process
coming back to this every now and then to remind myself why my dating life is so bare cause my standard in men is so specific thanks joe
At 26:20 he says love like Owen does at the beginning too and I'd never even noticed it before
YES! LOVED THIS AND I LOVE THE YOU INCLUDED THE ENTIRE VOLDEMORT DEATH SCENE! lol
but I'm afraid to tell ya you missed one character...
Damn which one
@@quirrelmorts I dont relly know the actual name of te character but it was from Ani
Okay well most of this was from memory, imdb, and whatever I found while skimming the shows
@@quirrelmorts its okay lol. I was actually planning on doing a vid like this but I wasnt gonnna inclue all the characters , just the main. But it wasnt based on how bi I am lol, Idk if i should still do that vid if you already did something very similar
I’d love if you made one! And I know it’s fine, forgetting things is kinda bound to happen in this fandom
thank you for including the "Oh alright" i feel like that really goes underappreciated
Goodness, I love this man.
Edit: and why aren't more people talking about how perfect he is in "I Was." So beautiful!
the deadliest man alive makes me feel things
the way ducker attracts you more than batman says so much about you
Can someone please make a Joe walker facial expression complication or one of Robert Manion
"Hittin' on 'er, gettin' on 'er, stayin' on 'er, and if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er. God bless America." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is now officially my favourite video ever