the “kick my head” scene is huge for me actually. i legitimately have all of it memorized but i know like two people max who know starkid stuff so i never put that knowledge to use LMAOOO
the thing i love abt “skele-uhn” is that it’s not an unusual way to say “skeleton” but it happens so many times in a row it just elevates it to hilarity
Love it, my three additions would be "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED??!" from TGWDLM "You want me to film this?!" from Nerdy Prudes and "awhh right in the subpoena!" from Black Friday, but honestly, once you start listing quotes you'll keep going til you have half the script lmao
There's also "Science says you're dead and gone forever. Reason says I'm talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret, hidden part, illogical insists that you are there somewhere!"
as someone who has not seen any of the Nightmare Time videos and therefore has no context to the clips from them, "I oughta cover you in syrup. go make a wallet?!" is so fucking funny to me
I literally closed my eyes and tried to see how quickly I could pick up on the quote and recite it along with the video lmao I think I'm hyperfixating on Starkid again
Goldstein's monologue 1:22 is how I found out my longtime friend also liked Starkid. It had never come up in conversation until then and it was like we discovered we were in the same secret society. Our poor friend group, we spent the next hour talking about Hatchetfield.
I literally just left my room mumbling "I've never known darker times, and I've covered the protests live..." and my french family that doesn't know anything about Starkid is already tired of my presence ✨
i taught my 6 yo niece the cool beans part from NPMD 😂 i quoted it one day and it made her laugh, so i showed her ONLY that part of the song (bc c’mon, she’s 6) and that’s basically all she said for an entire hour
@@justme7410I imagine how Starkid fans' friends feel... - hey, man, whatcha up too? - POKOOOTHO, BLIKLOTEP, T'NOY KARAXIS... - yeah no, can you sing something else? - ...WE'RE GONNA BURY THE BODY- - oh God please no - ..fucKING GO FOR IT
Forgot how beautifully Max says skele?on. Also, "Ah yes, shop class. Where if you don't chop your finger off, you get an A." "No! If you put in the effort and show up to class, I'd never let an accident like that affect your grade!" Is one that i desperately need to reference to anyone who will listen
So it's not a quote but i always say the little "huh huh" and do the hand movement from when Paul is singing moana whenever I hear that song from moana
My friend has no idea about anything hatchetfield related but he thinks the name “nerdy prudes must die” is really funny so we started an inside joke where we just say nerdy prudes must die or replace the nerdy part of it with somthing related to somthing we were talking about beforehand
Pete Spankofski needs to fall into the Bastard's Box in the worst way. I have never seen a character that has needed to Back to the Future 2/Everything, Everywhere, All At Once more.
And ending with songs that just get stuck in my head too. Let It Out. The Summoning. I get Use It Or Lose It a lot. When Pete does inevitably face off with Tinky it should end with Next Time from Yellow Jacket. Next Time is such a live show show ender. Shame about time and plagues and people not wanting to tour anymore.
I was in class with my friend who also likes Hatchetfield, and my teacher was giving some sort of example of tonal words by pretending to "fall in love" with his podium. My friend leaned over to me and, very quietly, went "got my foot on the gas..."
I wish I could quote these, but if my family ever found out about half of the stuff in this series I think I’d have some problems. I have to physically restrain myself from saying half of these on a daily basis
I’m hyperfixed on npmd right now, it’s my first starkid show, & I am SO excited to open the bag of worms that is Hatchetfield. All this shit looks so fun & absolutely ridiculous😭 & with SO much talent too, like wow.🤧💖🫶✨ Also this is my first time realizing several tiktok audios are from these shows,, it’s so freaking funny😭😪 XD
Welcome to the fandom lol. The hatchetfield series is definitely some of my favorites of the ones they’ve done so I hope you like them too! They’re insane but in the best way lol
the “kick my head” scene is huge for me actually. i legitimately have all of it memorized but i know like two people max who know starkid stuff so i never put that knowledge to use LMAOOO
Y'know- Ethan got kicked in the head/ref
Why did you memorize it?
@@mikafizz1022 why didn't you?
My little sister and I quote it all the time and the rest of our siblings just stare at us 😭
lmao kick my head is my user on most things I get asked a lot by people irl what it means
the thing i love abt “skele-uhn” is that it’s not an unusual way to say “skeleton” but it happens so many times in a row it just elevates it to hilarity
Love it, my three additions would be "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED??!" from TGWDLM "You want me to film this?!" from Nerdy Prudes and "awhh right in the subpoena!" from Black Friday, but honestly, once you start listing quotes you'll keep going til you have half the script lmao
Thisssss is so real omg
"Yeah, prove it asshole, we're the army."
"And I'm in a hurry!"
that cut was fucking beautiful
"blaaaack coffee im your coffee gi-" "NOOOOO" idk how this is one of my most common quotes but i sing it ALL the time
"☝️🤓 um actually, it's coffee *gal* not girl"
I never noticed Curt's reaction to the "I hope you dont get a Wiggly" scene
It’s so funny lol
He’s just like 😐
“i’ve met god. he had nothing good to say about you” how is that literally from a starkid show
Same energy as "Do you think God stays up in heaven because he too fears what he created?" being from Spy Kids 2
There's also "Science says you're dead and gone forever. Reason says I'm talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret, hidden part, illogical insists that you are there somewhere!"
@@QuikVidGuyGod the lyrics in Twisted go CRAZY, that show really makes me cry
as someone who has not seen any of the Nightmare Time videos and therefore has no context to the clips from them, "I oughta cover you in syrup. go make a wallet?!" is so fucking funny to me
It’s just as weird with context lol
@@Its_hatchetfieldJeff’s delivery of “I guess I’ll go make a wallet” in abstinence camp kills me every time
i feel like jon was told to improv punishments and came up with "put you in a canoe", "cover you in syrup", and "let a bird walk all over you"
Im so sad "does your phone cover calls to hell/shes bisexual and dead where else would she be" wasnt included, i quote that on an almsot daily basis
Where is it from?
When they're in beanies right after grace gets busted by Shapiro in npmd!
@@knot_sj5292 exactly, it was Grace's response to Steph asking where Ruth is.
My favorite is “I certainly don’t LOVE killing”
the way they delivered that line too is 🤌🏻💯
@@readingginbedjae is too iconic
"SELLING DRUGS TO OUR CHILDREN"
"So, is that a crime?"
so glad that "my BArbeque" is included I quote that way too often
"Yeah prove it asshole we're the army." Always has me cackling
super underrated line
I have one friend who has seen TGWDLM and NPMD and laughs at my quotes. It’s usually just quoting Ted.
I'm sure you are, TH-cam user TnoyKaraxis
I literally closed my eyes and tried to see how quickly I could pick up on the quote and recite it along with the video lmao I think I'm hyperfixating on Starkid again
Black Friday is one of my favorites and Emma is my favorite she’s so iconic
4:10
Lauren Lopez is just the best in anything she's in lol
I frequently sing "What do you want, Paul?" I don't know anyone named Paul, it's just become my way of asking what someone wants lol
The cabbage patch kid bit always gets me 😂
I love Curt's face after "I hope you don't get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die." just O-O (meanwhile Kim just goes >:0)
Goldstein's monologue 1:22 is how I found out my longtime friend also liked Starkid. It had never come up in conversation until then and it was like we discovered we were in the same secret society. Our poor friend group, we spent the next hour talking about Hatchetfield.
Great video 😀I was hoping “hello fwiendy-wends” and “WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Would be here 🤣
I lost my crap when they revealed Peter as the hot chocolate kid
I literally just left my room mumbling "I've never known darker times, and I've covered the protests live..." and my french family that doesn't know anything about Starkid is already tired of my presence ✨
“Aw sorry, fresh out of your favorite food!” Is something me and my husband reference all the time 😂
i taught my 6 yo niece the cool beans part from NPMD 😂 i quoted it one day and it made her laugh, so i showed her ONLY that part of the song (bc c’mon, she’s 6) and that’s basically all she said for an entire hour
I didn’t realise how much I quote Paul until I rewatched TGWDLM
I quote almost all of these literally every day…. Especially NPMD
I'm actually so happy I'm not the only one who randomly sings the intro to the The Summoning
A personal favourie of mine is "WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET, STE-PHA-NIE?"
Me and my best friend regularly quote the ‘should we kill him? Should we kill him??’ At any and every opportunity
I do the “ok. Ok. Ok” a lot
I religiously quote "Yea.. i don't want to though. Your fckin useless pete/paul!" All the time now. And im not mad about it.
Good to know I’m not the only one who quotes JOYOUS DAYYYYYYYYY
5:42
so you just chant a demonic ritual at your friends?
you don't?
I just sing only that part of the song all the time at my house and my parents just look at me weird even though they know what it’s from lol
hell i sing and quote bury the body all the time
@@justme7410I imagine how Starkid fans' friends feel...
- hey, man, whatcha up too?
- POKOOOTHO, BLIKLOTEP, T'NOY KARAXIS...
- yeah no, can you sing something else?
- ...WE'RE GONNA BURY THE BODY-
- oh God please no
- ..fucKING GO FOR IT
Forgot how beautifully Max says skele?on.
Also, "Ah yes, shop class. Where if you don't chop your finger off, you get an A."
"No! If you put in the effort and show up to class, I'd never let an accident like that affect your grade!"
Is one that i desperately need to reference to anyone who will listen
I love how you typed skele?on, I shall now adopt that spelling
Some of my personal favourites are Linda's "HWHAT???", Hidgens' "business", and the first verse of "What Do You Say"
“WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING”
“Because you’re not allowed to step within 1,000 feet of a Cinnabon, Gerald.”
I was playing this video in the living room and my boyfriend started talking and singing along to the quotes from the kitchen 💀
Hahaha
So it's not a quote but i always say the little "huh huh" and do the hand movement from when Paul is singing moana whenever I hear that song from moana
i was waiting for "IT IS GOD'S PLAN"
"Shut the fuck up 🎶" Is my to go TGWDLM quote.
Can't believe that Curt Mega’s President freakout in Black Friday wasn't on this.
Will Branner's deliver of the word "Skeleton" will forever live in my head rent free
THE SKELE'UN BIT IS SO REAL
I literally sing bury the body almost all the time it's so catchy!
any good hatchetfield fan randomly quotes the entire start of the summoning!
The fact that I mouthed along to at least half of these proves your point perfectly 😂😂😂
My friend has no idea about anything hatchetfield related but he thinks the name “nerdy prudes must die” is really funny so we started an inside joke where we just say nerdy prudes must die or replace the nerdy part of it with somthing related to somthing we were talking about beforehand
I ought to cover you with syrup. Go make.a wallet!
Pete Spankofski needs to fall into the Bastard's Box in the worst way. I have never seen a character that has needed to Back to the Future 2/Everything, Everywhere, All At Once more.
Decaf Whhhhaaaattt?
The Hatchet Town opening goes harder at the jump than any other Hatchetfield song. It is known. He IS Dan Reynolds.
And ending with songs that just get stuck in my head too. Let It Out. The Summoning. I get Use It Or Lose It a lot. When Pete does inevitably face off with Tinky it should end with Next Time from Yellow Jacket. Next Time is such a live show show ender. Shame about time and plagues and people not wanting to tour anymore.
GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS
The 2:57 and confused "uhh.. fuck you?" from Emma after the "you, beat it!" - are the only legitimate ways to say "fuck you" and I use both of them
“See! She can be taught!” Is something I need to say more
WHY O WHY can I qoute this whole video
I was in class with my friend who also likes Hatchetfield, and my teacher was giving some sort of example of tonal words by pretending to "fall in love" with his podium. My friend leaned over to me and, very quietly, went "got my foot on the gas..."
I wish I could quote these, but if my family ever found out about half of the stuff in this series I think I’d have some problems. I have to physically restrain myself from saying half of these on a daily basis
The number of times I've quoted the ,,I'm dead" is not healthy, I think
These are literally all my favorite parts thank you
Love this💚💚💚 😂😂😂 Starkid musicals are really something else ❤️
the one dislike is paul
also i gotta quote this to my friends out of contest it'd be hilarious lmao
before i forced my sister to watch npmd i haunted her with the summoning ritual 😀
My go to at work when we’re in the weeds is “we’re gonna keep cool beans, we’re gonna keep the beans cool
The skele-in
This is… amazing
Go make a wallet!
I’m hyperfixed on npmd right now, it’s my first starkid show, & I am SO excited to open the bag of worms that is Hatchetfield. All this shit looks so fun & absolutely ridiculous😭 & with SO much talent too, like wow.🤧💖🫶✨
Also this is my first time realizing several tiktok audios are from these shows,, it’s so freaking funny😭😪 XD
Welcome to the fandom lol. The hatchetfield series is definitely some of my favorites of the ones they’ve done so I hope you like them too! They’re insane but in the best way lol
@@Its_hatchetfield 💖🪓
Welcome to the cult :D we have ritualistic sacrifices to the lords in black on Wednesdays