@@justingick4218 if I were _your_ supervisor I would question how you know about a youtuber so well Because glorious life in Arstotzka is work and sleep and work again, all hail
Kevin I'd like to request you do an entire video in a really thick Irish accent. Like that shepherd in the Irish news video! Barely intelligible. Please and thank you.
@@taylorstone9376 i always enjoy when he suddenly goes thick with the accent. i went to ireland once, stayed in a town with REALLY thick accents. sometimes i had to just nod and pretend i knew what they'd said lol. i love the way it sounds even if i got no clue what they're saying
@@Miss_Distress "After the second terrorist attack on day 6, a scanner is set up to search those who have an incorrect weight in case they are suicide bombers or smugglers"
@@Poland4life In the united states (idk about other places, but I assume this also applies to Ireland given Kevin made the joke), "F" is a way to grade things, it stands for fail. F in this case stood for female, but Kevin was joking that she failed her gender (which is honestly a mood). The poor grades not being a problem meant "our country is very educated" , but that's the second layer because it's clearly very dystopian and that is not true.
@@AngelBirdo oh now I get it. in Great Britain, where I live, we use f to grade as well but sometimes numbers, and I just didnt understand the joke fsr
“Papers Please but I fail the motherland” Failing the motherland is surprising for Kevin, but it’s all to allow the true dear leader Jim Pickens to take over
My theory: Jorji is just a kevin character implemented as an npc in this game Same chaotic energy of bad forged documents and smuggling drugs Its very Kevin of him
I brought it up to Kevin during his stream Thursday and he looked at it. I have no idea if he's going to play it though. I hope so! You've been really persistent!
Its official... Kevin is able to read minds. Yesterday I thought about how cool it would be if Kevin plays papers please again and how that wouldnt ever happen...
I love the fact that Kevin basically really wants to seem evil and psychopathic in his gaming videos, but he still feels rather endearing because he's too pure.
jorji/potato man never got shot though. in the music video or animated papers please video, it's just edited to seem that way. but in the game, he survives all the way through
When I was in 8th grade, I had a custom Jorji Costava shirt made, but Customink wouldn't ship it without permission because the pixel art was copyrighted. I got in contact with the dev, and he actually sent Customink a thing saying it was ok for me to have the shirt made. Then like 6 months later I had a growth spurt and the shirt was too small.
@@IamaPERSON i'm ok! gonna be having surgery on one of my elbows next month, and then once that one heals i gotta do the other elbow. so it's a bit stressful but still i'm pretty good :)
As someone who tends to play this game with an almost obsessive thoroughness when I'm checking documents, this video was both thrilling and anxiety-provoking in the best way
Why is this only 15 minutes?! Kevin is hilarious and I always wanted him to play this and make it into a long series. Kevin is quickly becoming a must watch for me as soon as I wake up and see his video is up.
kevin! i would absolutely love to see you play through disney princess enchanted journey on the wii!! it really suits your charming and benevolent personality😌
12:30 Honestly games with moral choices love to pull that sort of choice all the damn time, like kevin is being cold about it yeah (the sims have probably made him numb), but honestly hes right.
if only he did this on stream so someone could explain the rule book, and maybe have 100 odd people also being border guards checking passport information
Hello Little potatoman, you're the one that always causes trouble. See, you've like fake tickets, dontcha? That's bad..... that's bad that's bad, that's bad... that's bad that's bad. :O He got shot! NOOO Little potato man! You were always my favourite! aaAAAaaaahhhhhhhh
Hey Kevin... you heard of broforce?? It just seems like your kind of co-op game you'd get friends to play to partially torment them p.s you CAN in fact team kill it's a bit difficult but possible
“He’s a Kevin, he’s innocent he won’t don’t do anything”
Kevin has killed hundreds of Sims
Kevin has killed *thousands* of in game characters.
Kevin has stolen all the evil from all other Kevins
Jim killed those sims, Kevin just watched blankly
lol
@@MaewCatt Kevin is an accomplice.
“Look dude... everyone in my house has not eaten in 3 days. We’re detaining you.” -Kevin 2021
lol
This has serious quarantine vibes
not-so-Fun Fact : everyone who has the brothel leaflet always has correct documents.
Ok 👌 I’m not doing
@@liker-qd4fz thanks for making my game faster to play haha.
"I've changed my country's policy, I'm going to just have an open border now"
Imagine being Kevin's supervisor in this situation. What a poor fella
the supervisor in this game (dimitri) is actually a douche, so i wouldn't feel too bad for him
too relatable no like
Kevin is basically the german Government XD
If i was his supervisor he would not be a employee. Would not give him the chance.
@@justingick4218 if I were _your_ supervisor I would question how you know about a youtuber so well
Because glorious life in Arstotzka is work and sleep and work again, all hail
Kevin I'd like to request you do an entire video in a really thick Irish accent. Like that shepherd in the Irish news video! Barely intelligible. Please and thank you.
I would like this video too
i support this idea 100%
Ah sure jaysus g'way outta that
@@p_Hak exactly
@@taylorstone9376 i always enjoy when he suddenly goes thick with the accent. i went to ireland once, stayed in a town with REALLY thick accents. sometimes i had to just nod and pretend i knew what they'd said lol. i love the way it sounds even if i got no clue what they're saying
“nudity?! in this game?”
oh Kevin you sweet summer child, untainted by Arstotzka body scanner
hey bro sometimes you gotta check if theyre hiding pipe bombs under their genitalia
@@nutball3756 it's been ages since I played this. Please tell me someone tries to hide a pipe bomb under their bits.
@@Miss_Distress i don't think they do, unfortunately
@@nutball3756 booo
@@Miss_Distress "After the second terrorist attack on day 6, a scanner is set up to search those who have an incorrect weight in case they are suicide bombers or smugglers"
"sex: F, that's ok we don't hold that against you you know poor grades are not a problem in this country" LMAO the layers of this joke
LMAO I JUST REALISED-
I don't get it
@@Poland4life In the united states (idk about other places, but I assume this also applies to Ireland given Kevin made the joke), "F" is a way to grade things, it stands for fail. F in this case stood for female, but Kevin was joking that she failed her gender (which is honestly a mood). The poor grades not being a problem meant "our country is very educated" , but that's the second layer because it's clearly very dystopian and that is not true.
@@AngelBirdo oh now I get it. in Great Britain, where I live, we use f to grade as well but sometimes numbers, and I just didnt understand the joke fsr
“Papers Please but I fail the motherland”
Failing the motherland is surprising for Kevin, but it’s all to allow the true dear leader Jim Pickens to take over
lol
Yea lol
Kevin’s Russian accent just sounds like he has a speech impediment and a cold
yikes
@@bobobsen you called?
as a bulgarian i can say russian accent sounds different too.
@@justthisweeb as a Russian I can agree
Weird. It’s like he’s actually not Russian and just putting it on for the video
Kevin: Welcome to ardsopkg
Jack, in the distance: Did someone just insult GLORY GREATEST
ARSTOTZKA, GLORY GREATEST, MOTHER PROUD!!
GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND ARSTOTZKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Think Kevin needs to get the feck out of the line
Watching him feed and heat his family the first day hurt
@@sarac9424 i know it probably is a valid game strat but dang thats bleak.
Day 4 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine
Wait, wasn't it day 4 yesterday?
turggg
hellooo turg
TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
How are you turg!
If you’d like to return to some older games I think Total Overdose would be so much fun :P
Or Idle Breakout
Or dreams
I second a return to Idle Breakout.
I agree to this sentiment
desperate housewives anyone?
"Papers please but i fail the motherland"
Pretty much the Kevin way to guard a border
Have a little goddamn face
My theory: Jorji is just a kevin character implemented as an npc in this game
Same chaotic energy of bad forged documents and smuggling drugs
Its very Kevin of him
this is a good comment and i like this idea :) jorji does have very kevin energy!
Does this mean Jorji was Turg before Turg was Turg?
@@RemyWillard ohhhhh... 👀
Yeah
A game where Kevin cares about his children, rather surprising
Even more surprising for those of us who remember the punt.
@@RemyWillard Kevin Jr, never knew what hit him
Cares******
Yea
“He’s a Kevin, he’s innocent he won’t don’t do anything”
subreddit r/storiesaboutkevin disagrees
Day 51 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue
Wow, you've been going at this for a while, haven't you.
Determination.
Stay strong! One day we will get our video
I tried telling him on twitch lol, he didn't see it tho :(
We can only hope
Kevin: I don’t think I should be judge, jury, and executioner
Also Kevin: *has the biggest grin all video while talking*
He did look like he was having a hell of a time. For the most part anywayss..
You can't fail the motherland when you ARE the motherland.
Glory to Dear Leader
All hail Jim Pickens
"It's now the Irish border"
Me: "sure, but Ireland doesn't have a land borde- *remembers Brexit* oh no"
“Ireland doesn’t have a land border”
The idea of Kevin doing a little dance before each recording makes me 112% happier.
*kevin should just become president at this point*
*Kevin's family literally dying*
Also kevin: "Let's upgrade my both"
Day 268 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Is that even a real thing?
@@mister6599 it is, i am ashamed to say it’s my guilty pleasure
@@mister6599 oh my god you don’t even know. That game is like crack had to cold turkey that shit
I brought it up to Kevin during his stream Thursday and he looked at it. I have no idea if he's going to play it though. I hope so! You've been really persistent!
Past Kevin: "That's me, I know what you're thinking handsome little fellow"
Present Kevin "that's weird to say"
But which is the Eejit ?
I love how Kevin just plays what he wants, trends be damned. Really a unique streamer, no one like him. Not even mentioning how funny he is.
Kevin: I have to hurry! My wife, son, uncle and mother-in-law are starving and sick!!
also Kevin: * goes into 5 minute monologue *
ITS FINALLY HERE, EVERYONE GET READY
I've been looking forward to this so much!😄
Kevin: “...or even just a little exhale...” *inhales*
"Papers please but I fail the motherland"
*5 minutes in*
Bombing occurs at the border.
Tbf that's a set event
Its official... Kevin is able to read minds. Yesterday I thought about how cool it would be if Kevin plays papers please again and how that wouldnt ever happen...
Day 72 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
I second this
Fourth!!!
@@faithhealy5979 fifthed
Sixted!
What happened to Tomadachi??
"Look Father, Comrade Kevin has posted a video honoring the Motherland."
-My Brother 2021
I feel like this is quite possibly the most stressed kevin has ever been
You've seen his "Calm Down Stalin" video, right?
It's my favorite!
I love how you only play the most recent and relevant games that everyone else is playing.........
from 8 years ago
Kevin: Come on everyone. Open borders.
*Terrorist bombs border*
Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*
Day *300* of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
Madness? THIS... IS.... the Bee Movie Game, rated 🅱️ for 🅱️everyone.
I'm surprised that Kevin made any effort to care for the inspector's son, and didn't just deny/detain everyone. Also Jorji kind of looks like Turg.
I love the fact that Kevin basically really wants to seem evil and psychopathic in his gaming videos, but he still feels rather endearing because he's too pure.
12:13 "The second time people'll have divorced over me. Thats a joke" No, Kevin that's a lie. Do you remember the game Facade?
So a yearly playthrough of Fable and every three year a video for Papers Please.
This is getting a bit ridiculous
In the best way possible
Accused of anti-Soviet behavior and sentenced to he shot much?
When Kevin plays a game the way it supposed to be played he panics beyond belief
Kevin dancing when it starts then starts speaking weird not knowing one word then plays the game that's practically the video
Boy, you can't belive how I wanted more of this game from you
'How is the date invalid, we only started issuing them today'
Sounds pretty Soviet to me.
Kevin pronouncing Arstotzka like that literally removed my ability to pronounce it correctly.
You should finnish playing desperate house wifes next.
This is the first time I’ve seen Kevin try to actually follow the rules and play the game as intended
I was impressed with the way you dealt with that one toxic dude on the stream today kev I like that you don't let people get to you ❤
"Even just a little exhale--"
**demonstrates with an inhale**
I love this Game!
Comrade, here are the latest instructions on who to allow in.
**Stamps DENIED**
God he's the best in the business!
This makes me remember Jacksepticeye and how sad he was when potato man was shot
jorji/potato man never got shot though. in the music video or animated papers please video, it's just edited to seem that way. but in the game, he survives all the way through
@@anonymousg9153 oh...well that's good. I liked potato man
@@woolfieMcP you should play/watch the whole game. it gets really interesting towards the end :)
"The second time people have divorced over me! ...that's a joke."
...I don't believe you
It’s actually the third time!
When I was in 8th grade, I had a custom Jorji Costava shirt made, but Customink wouldn't ship it without permission because the pixel art was copyrighted. I got in contact with the dev, and he actually sent Customink a thing saying it was ok for me to have the shirt made. Then like 6 months later I had a growth spurt and the shirt was too small.
:D so cool of them though
Kevin encountered Dari Ludum in every episode of Papers and dealt with him differently every time 😂
2 minutes in and there is one dislike. That person must be laughing so hard they misclicked.
ahh, that's how he puts it: "protecting the borders"
more like you're pushing the boundaries.
*Call Me Comrade*
heyy how's it going!
@@anniedangerface good, what about you?
@@IamaPERSON i'm ok! gonna be having surgery on one of my elbows next month, and then once that one heals i gotta do the other elbow. so it's a bit stressful but still i'm pretty good :)
@@anniedangerface yeesh! How did they get injured?
"Maybe I'm secure in myself to have a checkpoint this small."
Then immediately proves he isn't by deny the guy 😂
You can’t fail the motherland when you are the mother Kevin.
This game is so good at improving your attention of detail, I was smashing it at work while I was playing this on the commute a few years ago.
Thank you Kevin, you have brought joy to me every day for almost 6 years now. Keep it up papa
Day 2 of asking for more MUD ON TGE TIRES.
As someone who tends to play this game with an almost obsessive thoroughness when I'm checking documents, this video was both thrilling and anxiety-provoking in the best way
Awww, I remember the first time Kevin played this! Looks like he has even more chaos in store for us this time.
I love that Kevin keeps changing and getting even more entertaining because he gets more comfortable and experienced with this whole TH-cam thing.
Kevin is that youtuber who either makes me laugh or just makes me sad
Why is this only 15 minutes?! Kevin is hilarious and I always wanted him to play this and make it into a long series.
Kevin is quickly becoming a must watch for me as soon as I wake up and see his video is up.
day 1,000 of Kevin making me happy and optimistic
Kevin I think you would enjoy a game called Kyle is Famous, choice-based game where you can ruin kyle's life (free on steam)
When I saw the title for a split second I thought it said “I fail the mother”
...same
Wanna talk about it?
@@IamaPERSON nah, I’d rather bottle it up :)
@@rinqueen well I hope you feel better.
@@IamaPERSON all goofs here my friend 🕺🏻🕺🏻
kevin! i would absolutely love to see you play through disney princess enchanted journey on the wii!! it really suits your charming and benevolent personality😌
Ah, Kommunist Kevin! There's a fellow I haven't glimpsed in an age.
This was an absolutely fun watch! Loved your take on the game. Hope you did more!
Irish Lads Ireland Geoguesser St. Patty’s day stream?
Its Paddys Day. Dont call it Pattys Day, Christ's sake
"I like to dance to amp myself up for recordings."
Please tell me this is true.
good to know this is back, I immensely enjoy it
Kevin: Past kevin hey, i know what your thinking
Me : he's an eejit?
Kevin: handsome fella isn't he
Me : confused
Everyone’s talking about how he said arstotzka but like
My question is what did he upgrade in the booth
let''s you press space to open the investigation panel instead of clicking it each time
@@bentaylor8299 *lets
@@sanna9062 edited for you
I've been hoping you'd play Papers, Please again for such a long time! Such a Kevin game...
That accent is perfect!!
watching this while crying because i overcooked my pasta - thanks for the comfort Kevin
It must suck when most of us (yes you) have this huge crush on Kevin and you dont even know what to do about it 🥺🥺
12:30 Honestly games with moral choices love to pull that sort of choice all the damn time, like kevin is being cold about it yeah (the sims have probably made him numb), but honestly hes right.
Well, the whole reason he was doing that was to feed his family, so not really that cold. Pretty understandable.
I'm concerned about the amount of sleep you get. Are you ok, Kelvin? How tf do you make this much content
if only he did this on stream so someone could explain the rule book, and maybe have 100 odd people also being border guards checking passport information
and interrogation- tbh I had pain watching this
"I'm just going to have an open border now, everybody's allowed in!"
Bomb: *explodes*
"Okay, maybe my policy wasn't the best policy..."
05:02 and 14:48 Well he did say that it was The *Irish* Border.
Love the vids kev, good vid bue hope you're well
still patiently waiting for more tamadachi life
YES I never thought he'd come back to this game!
Is this the frenemies podcast background?
Why is it that whenever I watch gameplay of either this game or of the sims I always want to play it, and I don't have it installed half the times.
"She managed to just slip it right in there under the crack"
Therapist: wide Kevin can't hurt you you he's not real.
Wide Kevin: 0:00
This is awesome! Definetly continue.
Hello Little potatoman, you're the one that always causes trouble. See, you've like fake tickets, dontcha? That's bad..... that's bad that's bad, that's bad... that's bad that's bad. :O He got shot! NOOO Little potato man! You were always my favourite! aaAAAaaaahhhhhhhh
Hey Kevin... you heard of broforce?? It just seems like your kind of co-op game you'd get friends to play to partially torment them p.s you CAN in fact team kill it's a bit difficult but possible
Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time.