I busted out the cinematic camera for this one. I also spent an unreasonable amount of time putting subtitles, so turn them on! shoutout to these people because they asked for it: Marcus: steamcommunity.com/id/NSmarcus/ Sleepy: th-cam.com/channels/1zbJoa9pbbfGfi_9ojJa-w.html
@@TwistedFireX no, there are always people who look to downgrade for pure, it's all about how hard it is to sell an item, and how much time you are willing to wait until it sells, unless there is high demand, but there usually isn't high demand to anything in high tier trading other than maybe golden pans, which are sometimes used as an easier way of paying with pure in some of the god tier trades, but these are obviously rare.
3:12 This conversation is so accurate to actual trading. 4:42 This one is also very accurate to the old tf2 trading days where you could get away with literally anything since the price of things were so unknown back in the day.
@@ninolloydbandiola5581 if that aint enough un-limit your steam account by buying something that are 5 dollars or put 5 dollars into your steam wallet (basically a bank but for all ages)
this is a fucking masterpiece bro. the acting was unironically weirdly good. and as someone who has traded a bit this is so accurate its insane. thanks for making this fam
1:03 As someone who doesn't trade but still has a valuable backpack I get these messages all the fucking time and it's annoying as shit. So satisfying to see then being blasted.
bingo! this just happened to me literally not even a week ago, but about 2x your bp price. now i legit won’t ever trust a random who adds me and acts all buddy buddy with me.
Okay, a whole narrative, good jokes, references here and there (4:46 especially, great subtitles), decent acting, all that... Honeslty a really great video! Although I think I'll settle with low-tier trading lol. Also, I find that scene from 3:34 to 3:42 really funny, dunno why
4:46 Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun." For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf (tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go. The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality. The Holy Mackerel is notably different enough from stock because the killfeed tracking hits function. However, the Unarmed Combat does basically the same thing as the Holy Mackerel so it does count as a reskin. The Unarmed Combat's basically a meme weapon so I'm not too concerned about making it competitively viable or anything, but I do wanna make it fulfill its role as a funny weapon by giving it funny stats. Since you're slapping people around, why not give it a knockback effect. The knockback wouldn't be much, but you'd be able to get kills with this pretty well just by juggling people around. It would be kinda annoying to fight against but the idea of slapping people off a cliff is funny to me, so I personally like the changes regardless of how effective they may be. The Nostromo Napalmer is technically not a reskin from stock because if you have the entire item set equipped you do more damage against scouts who are wearing the entire alien set, but only like 5 people have ever gotten use out of that specific stat so I'm willing to make an exception. Most of the flamethrowers right now reward you for being as close to your target as possible. So I thought it would be interesting to make a flamethrower that's the opposite, where it has increased flame distance but reverse falloff so you have to keep your target at the maximum possible distance to get the most damage. The increased flame speed would also give the flames more range since their calculation is based on time in the air instead of distance, so essentially its not as much of an ambush tool as much as it is a spacing tool. I have no idea how good or bad this would end up being because its such an "out there" concept, but I think this would be more of a high skill ceiling flamethrower to add to the game, and it would also work well in the Nostromo due to how the original version works in Alien. The Postal Pummeler has such a random design for an Axtinguisher reskin. Like sure, a mailbox as a melee is cool and all, but why make it a reskin to the Axtinguisher of all things. So if not an Axtinguisher reskin, what would a mailbox do? Mail has to travel to reach its destination and a lot of mail travels by air and yeah this is a pyro market gardener. There's not much explanation with this one, the only thing in note is that I added a deploy speed bonus to both negate the jetpack's long holster animation and to give you more time to hit targets with the detonator's smaller jumps. Other than that, I feel like pyro could use a market gardener and these are stats that would be a lot of fun in TF2. And it would make it doubly function by making the mailbox theme make more sense.
scottish handshake could be a demo market gardener nostros could have the air blast pull opponents inwards and have it completely stop rockets grenades and most projeftiles in their tracks dropping them to the ground only delaying their explosions. thus causing pyros to HAVE to use fire to kill this would also make pybro'ing difficult.
4:46 I adore how this meme has become so prominent in the Chucklenuts culture that it's starting to visibly seep into other Chucklenuts members' videos. Like some kind of Weapon Reskins fungus
I just started playing tf2 again and also just found you on youtube ... I just gotta say, not only are you funny, but your editing and production quality is top notch man! i subbed!
I did scrap banking, 20 hours a day, for 6 months straight, then got into high tier item trading and then got lowballed to hell on every unusual trade. Never again. Hat and higher tier item banking was the most fun I had in tf2, aside from playing the game, until the trade bots took over. On the flip side, I made so many friends and learned so much through my trading experiences. I look back with fondness at those days.
Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."
4:46 great subtitles, 10/Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun." For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf (tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go. The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality. The Holy Mackerel is notably different enough from stock because the killfeed tracking hits function. However, the Unarmed Combat does basically the same thing as the Holy Mackerel so it does count as a reskin. The Unarmed Combat's basically a meme weapon so I'm not too concerned about making it competitively viable or anything, but I do wanna make it fulfill its role as a funny weapon by giving it funny stats. Since you're slapping people around, why not give it a knockback effect. The knockback wouldn't be much, but you'd be able to get kills with this pretty well just by juggling people around. It would be kinda annoying to fight against but the idea of slapping people off a cliff is funny to me, so I personally like the changes regardless of how effective they may be. The Nostromo Napalmer is technically not a reskin from stock because if you have the entire item set equipped you do more damage against scouts who are wearing the entire alien set, but only like 5 people have ever gotten use out of that specific stat so I'm willing to make an exception. Most of the flamethrowers right now reward you for being as close to your target as possible. So I thought it would be interesting to make a flamethrower that's the opposite, where it has increased flame distance but reverse falloff so you have to keep your target at the maximum possible distance to get the most damage. The increased flame speed would also give the flames more range since their calculation is based on time in the air instead of distance, so essentially its not as much of an ambush tool as much as it is a spacing tool. I have no idea how good or bad this would end up being because its such an "out there" concept, but I think this would be more of a high skill ceiling flamethrower to add to the game, and it would also work well in the Nostromo due to how the original version works in Alien. The Postal Pummeler has such a random design for an Axtinguisher reskin. Like sure, a mailbox as a melee is cool and all, but why make it a reskin to the Axtinguisher of all things. So if not an Axtinguisher reskin, what would a mailbox do? Mail has to travel to reach its destination and a lot of mail travels by air and yeah this is a pyro market gardener. There's not much explanation with this one, the only thing in note is that I added a deploy speed bonus to both negate the jetpack's long holster animation and to give you more time to hit targets with the detonator's smaller jumps. Other than that, I feel like pyro could use a market gardener and these are stats that would be a lot of fun in TF2. And it would make it doubly function by making the mailbox theme make more sense. The Maul is another really cool looking weapon that ends up being boring because of its stats. Because of how futuristic this thing looks, I'd expect it to do something more high-tech than just being a building smasher. So what if we inverted the homewrecker's damage against enemy buildings to provide buffs to friendly buildings instead? What I'm thinking for the Maul is that you'd be able to whack friendly buildings to make them operate a little bit faster. That means sentries would fire faster, dispensers would regenrate ammo and heal faster, and teleporters would take a little bit less time to recharge. This is of course a significant buff to Engineers, so just to make it a bit harder to keep buildings overclocked, the firing speed penalty would probably be necessary. Pybro's currently a great niche that's limited to a single weapon type, and since teamwork based playstyles should be widely encouraged in a game called "Team Fortress 2", getting pyros more option to help out friendly engineers would be a super great addition. The Bootlegger and the Wee Bootie's are 2 weapons that only exist because of their item sets. But even though the Wee Bootie's are consistent with its set, the Bootlegger doesn't really make sense in its context because its set doesn't really work well with any of the shields. So, what if we made it work with Stickyjumping? The new bootleg would effectively be a combination between the Manntreads and the Gunboats, but the Demoman instead of the Soldier. I don't think this really needs that much explanation since there are already similar weapons in the game that you can use as an example if you would wanna imagine how these would work, but having the bootlegger be demoman gunboats would both make a lot of sense and appease a lot of community members, so I think that's a good route to take with them. So then what would the Scottish Handshake be since its part of the same set as the Bootlegger? Yeah, its the demoman market gardener, pretty much copy and pasted from soldier. There are way too many reasons why this makes sense and I'm not the first nor last to come up with this idea, but I will get it out there that I thought about this change years ago before it became popuralized, so yay for being a hipster I guess.Overall making this set focus more on stickyjumping would give demo the proper counterpart to soldier's airborne armament set, which I think the game could certainly use. The Nessie's Nine Iron makes no sense because it completely ignores its source material. In the obscure indie game called "Golf", you don't use golf clubs as swords, even though it would probably make the sport much more entertaining to watch. Golf clubs are used to hit a ball to make it go flying into the air. So the Nessie's Nine Iron should be able to hit players to make them go flying in the air. Basically I'm changing this from an Eyelander that can collect heads to a knockback based sword that also has a sandman projectile built in. Demoknight option that has a launchable projectile would make for a very unique playstyle, since even though you're sacrificing a big chunk of your damage, the projectile range and ability to control what direction players are launched in would make this weapon pair incredibly well with hazard heavy maps. This one is definitely "out there" as far as the stats go and I'm not sure how effective it would even end up being, but it would be a lot of fun to use if nothing else. The Fishcake is a heavy lunchbox that for whatever reason is way more obscure than it really deserves to be, like I'm pretty sure I had a thousand hours in TF2 before I even realized that this existed. So to aid weapons that have become victims of obscurity, we should give this poor fish a reason to be used. My thought with the fishcake is that instead of granting heavy max health to make further fights go better, it should instead grant him a passive health regeneration over the course of 30 seconds, which will also accomp
Now for being high tier all you need is to look at the market in steam. You will have soo many cosmetics for cheap prices then you will need backpack expansion for that
im actualy a bit scared to wear an unusual if i would have one. it seems many people automatically think way higher of you if you got one and this would just put pressure on me to be rly good or atleast stand out somehow. would also make me feel like a disappointment magnet when it start to become common to have people complain/laugh about me. maybe im just overthinking this too idk
i was huge trader back in the day (2014-2018) and honestly that were some of the best days of my life... 12 hour days on trade plaza without any worries just trading, trading and trading... i would give a leg to go back just for 1 day
I encountered one of those "your account will be banned if you dont do this scammers" recently. Rest assured, i didnt trust him and my account was completely fine.
To be honest, I actually don't like MVM because of the fact you have to pay for every match rather than just one ticket let you play for life. However, if my wish was granted, then Australiums and Golden Pans wouldn't be hundreds or thousands of dollars. Surprisingly, I would like that better; since most Australiums do not improve your skill or ability ingame, plus work exactly like stock except appearance, so hundreds of dollars for a game file would be pointless, and the fact that people would spend thousands on a non-physical frying pan that is gold and works EXACTLY like stock is just sad. You can call me a cheapskate all you want, but to be honest, something I struggle with still is saving money. I obviously wouldn't buy Australiums, unusuals, and stranges that cost too much, but I have ended up overspending occasionally (I'm currently an unemployed college student, so it isn't a big deal yet, but once I leave my family, it will), and still am working on it, but I would never waste money on non-physical items that don't improve your gaming skills.
knowing I'll never fucking succeed, being scammed multiple times and basically losing my steam account, I can safely say I experienced a lot of these specific scenarios before the ultimate incident
"what if i put 9 and the random crap from before?" given that that wouldve been like 6$ for 3 keys, im pretty sure the taunt for like 7$ + more shit wouldve been more aluable
![[Part 1] รักมาไม่ทันตั้งตัว❤ หนุ่มสาวโสดถูกจับมาแต่งงานกันกะทันหัน แถมเธอยังเป็นหัวหน้าของเขา?!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/y2pOOMkuFI0/mqdefault.jpg)
I busted out the cinematic camera for this one. I also spent an unreasonable amount of time putting subtitles, so turn them on!
shoutout to these people because they asked for it:
Marcus: steamcommunity.com/id/NSmarcus/
Sleepy: th-cam.com/channels/1zbJoa9pbbfGfi_9ojJa-w.html
5:39 only 162 subs HAH PEASENT
Hi
what about me? :lashes:
I like money
Re watching because of the subtitles
*Trade is the art of convincing people to buy something they don't need.*
How do I start trading? (I want to take your stuff)
no thats called being a COD salesman
why is this comment here i did not comment this here
Play The Team Game Better Than Trade.
True :)
trading is like wrestling, it's all fun and games until some scammer punches you in the balls - Jesus christ.
Why do I feel like Saxton Hale would say that?
Isn't that what trading up this though? Making small profits from people unaware they could get more for an item?
@@TwistedFireX no, there are always people who look to downgrade for pure, it's all about how hard it is to sell an item, and how much time you are willing to wait until it sells, unless there is high demand, but there usually isn't high demand to anything in high tier trading other than maybe golden pans, which are sometimes used as an easier way of paying with pure in some of the god tier trades, but these are obviously rare.
😐
Its also fun and games until THE FUCKING TRADE HOLD HAPPENS
it’s octo’s own fault for not looking where he’s going, HE’S the forgetful one
Let’s be real here, he’s doing it on purpose
Play The Team Game Better Than Trade.
Buying my first unusual gave me something I wanted for days, being able to let medics healing me for more then 3 seconds
it actually works and it’s hilarious
5:16 "YOU COMPLETELY SCAMMED THAT GUY! HIGH FIVE!" i was laughing so hard at this
Lmao
the energy in how he said it 😂😂😂 bro was actually hype asf
Same lmao
Like same lol
3:12 This conversation is so accurate to actual trading.
4:42 This one is also very accurate to the old tf2 trading days where you could get away with literally anything since the price of things were so unknown back in the day.
It was only 3 years ago when I traded a conga taunt for a 5 ref hat with a kid on a valve server
"money can not buy happinies"
well it can buy me a mouth (my f2p ass)
And also so i wont need to wait for someone to randomly do the conga or the kazotsky kick (also my F2P ass)
im premium but i still cant talk
valve knows no mercy, sadly, im limited to Objectors and the Crouch-Uncrouch-Nod
@@ninolloydbandiola5581 if that aint enough un-limit your steam account by buying something that are 5 dollars or put 5 dollars into your steam wallet (basically a bank but for all ages)
So glad tf2 is still pretty big.
It's been atleast 7 years.
Trading aside the actual game itself it really addictive too.
15 years since its release
The “YOU COMPLETELY SCAMMED THAT GUY HIGH FIVE” kills me 💀💀💀
0:43
The med kit spawning as soon as he died is very relatable.
this is a fucking masterpiece bro. the acting was unironically weirdly good. and as someone who has traded a bit this is so accurate its insane. thanks for making this fam
0:39 i love how the medic activates the ubercharge and dies instantly after
Okey, the comedic timing at 3:35 is just fenomenal, I was laughing my ass off
Tbh, reminds me of these old cartoons a bit, in all the good ways
The fact that you managed to sell a winter 2021 case to someone is amazing
3:18 the negotiations over a 0.11 difference killed me LMAO.
1:03 As someone who doesn't trade but still has a valuable backpack I get these messages all the fucking time and it's annoying as shit. So satisfying to see then being blasted.
“What’s your job?”
“I sell burning hats on a game.”
4:02 When the heavy takes your fat health pack while ur at 124 hp
"you completely scammed that guy, high five!"
a real tf2 trader here, i saw a small problem with the video, people didnt require 200% item overpay when you were offering items
3:12 This conversation is so accurate to actual trading.
Dude this is actually rly funny, and not even cringy. Definitely got a new sub
I remember trading up to a 100$ backpack just to get scammed to absolute scraps. That's why I have trust issues now.
bingo! this just happened to me literally not even a week ago, but about 2x your bp price. now i legit won’t ever trust a random who adds me and acts all buddy buddy with me.
trading in tf2 is just legal scamming. just like irl
I love how his trading buddy isn't trying to scam him
But actually showing him
6:10 the real reason why we trade
I approve 👌
I don't own any unusuals because I protest against the use of them
Definitly not because I'm poor as hell and I'm too stupid to trade
If someone slid you an Unusual, you'd definitely stick to your roots and not use them because you protest the use.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 umm yes yes of course
Unusual is just a signal to sniper to shoot your head off
Okay, a whole narrative, good jokes, references here and there (4:46 especially, great subtitles), decent acting, all that... Honeslty a really great video!
Although I think I'll settle with low-tier trading lol.
Also, I find that scene from 3:34 to 3:42 really funny, dunno why
4:46
Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."
For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf (tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go.
The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality.
The Holy Mackerel is notably different enough from stock because the killfeed tracking hits function. However, the Unarmed Combat does basically the same thing as the Holy Mackerel so it does count as a reskin. The Unarmed Combat's basically a meme weapon so I'm not too concerned about making it competitively viable or anything, but I do wanna make it fulfill its role as a funny weapon by giving it funny stats. Since you're slapping people around, why not give it a knockback effect. The knockback wouldn't be much, but you'd be able to get kills with this pretty well just by juggling people around. It would be kinda annoying to fight against but the idea of slapping people off a cliff is funny to me, so I personally like the changes regardless of how effective they may be.
The Nostromo Napalmer is technically not a reskin from stock because if you have the entire item set equipped you do more damage against scouts who are wearing the entire alien set, but only like 5 people have ever gotten use out of that specific stat so I'm willing to make an exception. Most of the flamethrowers right now reward you for being as close to your target as possible. So I thought it would be interesting to make a flamethrower that's the opposite, where it has increased flame distance but reverse falloff so you have to keep your target at the maximum possible distance to get the most damage. The increased flame speed would also give the flames more range since their calculation is based on time in the air instead of distance, so essentially its not as much of an ambush tool as much as it is a spacing tool. I have no idea how good or bad this would end up being because its such an "out there" concept, but I think this would be more of a high skill ceiling flamethrower to add to the game, and it would also work well in the Nostromo due to how the original version works in Alien.
The Postal Pummeler has such a random design for an Axtinguisher reskin. Like sure, a mailbox as a melee is cool and all, but why make it a reskin to the Axtinguisher of all things. So if not an Axtinguisher reskin, what would a mailbox do? Mail has to travel to reach its destination and a lot of mail travels by air and yeah this is a pyro market gardener. There's not much explanation with this one, the only thing in note is that I added a deploy speed bonus to both negate the jetpack's long holster animation and to give you more time to hit targets with the detonator's smaller jumps. Other than that, I feel like pyro could use a market gardener and these are stats that would be a lot of fun in TF2. And it would make it doubly function by making the mailbox theme make more sense.
What’s up nutter
Ok
scottish handshake could be a demo market gardener
nostros could have the air blast pull opponents inwards and have it completely stop rockets grenades and most projeftiles in their tracks dropping them to the ground only delaying their explosions. thus causing pyros to HAVE to use fire to kill this would also make pybro'ing difficult.
anyone gonna point out that this is just completely ripped from SoundSmith's video?
@@rockerattribute Isn’t it Great Blue?
I've tried trading before, and each time I never made any profit lol
just get a job then lmao, you'll get so much shit from one days work, even if its like 10 bucks an hour its much much more than what you get in a week
@@the3plyspy i cant
@@Portal2Player why not
We will never know, but fr, just 15 dollars and got 10 keys, not bad I guess
@@the3plyspyhe plays tf2 thats why
Ngl the first part i can tottaly relate to the spy, i dont even know how to trade, but thats also because nobody want to trade with me
Morale of the story:
Money buys everything, even happines
Good vid. Subbed.
The acting reminds me of those old Halo 3 Machinima videos from way back in the days.
4:46 I adore how this meme has become so prominent in the Chucklenuts culture that it's starting to visibly seep into other Chucklenuts members' videos. Like some kind of Weapon Reskins fungus
I just started playing tf2 again and also just found you on youtube ... I just gotta say, not only are you funny, but your editing and production quality is top notch man! i subbed!
0:42 I love how he dies right before the health pack respawns
money can buy a dog. happiness.
This is actually so accurate lol. But the grind never stops, we need those shiny pixels
0:21 wait a second...
hmmm....
0:36 this medic Cannot call himself A medic as A medic main I heal all people
Thx Chad
wanna know something even better? tf2 human trading actually breaks the tenth commandment
This was absolutely hilarious! I love it
happiness is helping others. ill take yur unuasuals.
jesus what did the blue scout say to make the heavy feckin destroy him 1:35
6:09 bro so rich he has the burning unusual on wood lol
I did scrap banking, 20 hours a day, for 6 months straight, then got into high tier item trading and then got lowballed to hell on every unusual trade. Never again.
Hat and higher tier item banking was the most fun I had in tf2, aside from playing the game, until the trade bots took over.
On the flip side, I made so many friends and learned so much through my trading experiences. I look back with fondness at those days.
3:35 holy sh*t that was so funny, great job raw
it's 2 am and everyone else in the house is sleeping, yet i still laughed unreasonably loud at that stupid "weapon reskins" joke
Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."
5:15 basically every tv show auction
"we're not going to get any trades in this ghetto" *arrives to ghetto*
one man's ghetto is another man's upscale villa
Raw: money cant buy happiness Me: dragging my mom to target to get a lego set
weapon reskins in tf2 have always seemed like a strange case to me
“YOU COMPLETELY SCAMMED THAT GUY, HIGH FIVE!”
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.
4:46 great subtitles, 10/Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."
For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf (tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go.
The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality.
The Holy Mackerel is notably different enough from stock because the killfeed tracking hits function. However, the Unarmed Combat does basically the same thing as the Holy Mackerel so it does count as a reskin. The Unarmed Combat's basically a meme weapon so I'm not too concerned about making it competitively viable or anything, but I do wanna make it fulfill its role as a funny weapon by giving it funny stats. Since you're slapping people around, why not give it a knockback effect. The knockback wouldn't be much, but you'd be able to get kills with this pretty well just by juggling people around. It would be kinda annoying to fight against but the idea of slapping people off a cliff is funny to me, so I personally like the changes regardless of how effective they may be.
The Nostromo Napalmer is technically not a reskin from stock because if you have the entire item set equipped you do more damage against scouts who are wearing the entire alien set, but only like 5 people have ever gotten use out of that specific stat so I'm willing to make an exception. Most of the flamethrowers right now reward you for being as close to your target as possible. So I thought it would be interesting to make a flamethrower that's the opposite, where it has increased flame distance but reverse falloff so you have to keep your target at the maximum possible distance to get the most damage. The increased flame speed would also give the flames more range since their calculation is based on time in the air instead of distance, so essentially its not as much of an ambush tool as much as it is a spacing tool. I have no idea how good or bad this would end up being because its such an "out there" concept, but I think this would be more of a high skill ceiling flamethrower to add to the game, and it would also work well in the Nostromo due to how the original version works in Alien.
The Postal Pummeler has such a random design for an Axtinguisher reskin. Like sure, a mailbox as a melee is cool and all, but why make it a reskin to the Axtinguisher of all things. So if not an Axtinguisher reskin, what would a mailbox do? Mail has to travel to reach its destination and a lot of mail travels by air and yeah this is a pyro market gardener. There's not much explanation with this one, the only thing in note is that I added a deploy speed bonus to both negate the jetpack's long holster animation and to give you more time to hit targets with the detonator's smaller jumps. Other than that, I feel like pyro could use a market gardener and these are stats that would be a lot of fun in TF2. And it would make it doubly function by making the mailbox theme make more sense.
The Maul is another really cool looking weapon that ends up being boring because of its stats. Because of how futuristic this thing looks, I'd expect it to do something more high-tech than just being a building smasher. So what if we inverted the homewrecker's damage against enemy buildings to provide buffs to friendly buildings instead? What I'm thinking for the Maul is that you'd be able to whack friendly buildings to make them operate a little bit faster. That means sentries would fire faster, dispensers would regenrate ammo and heal faster, and teleporters would take a little bit less time to recharge. This is of course a significant buff to Engineers, so just to make it a bit harder to keep buildings overclocked, the firing speed penalty would probably be necessary. Pybro's currently a great niche that's limited to a single weapon type, and since teamwork based playstyles should be widely encouraged in a game called "Team Fortress 2", getting pyros more option to help out friendly engineers would be a super great addition.
The Bootlegger and the Wee Bootie's are 2 weapons that only exist because of their item sets. But even though the Wee Bootie's are consistent with its set, the Bootlegger doesn't really make sense in its context because its set doesn't really work well with any of the shields. So, what if we made it work with Stickyjumping? The new bootleg would effectively be a combination between the Manntreads and the Gunboats, but the Demoman instead of the Soldier. I don't think this really needs that much explanation since there are already similar weapons in the game that you can use as an example if you would wanna imagine how these would work, but having the bootlegger be demoman gunboats would both make a lot of sense and appease a lot of community members, so I think that's a good route to take with them.
So then what would the Scottish Handshake be since its part of the same set as the Bootlegger? Yeah, its the demoman market gardener, pretty much copy and pasted from soldier. There are way too many reasons why this makes sense and I'm not the first nor last to come up with this idea, but I will get it out there that I thought about this change years ago before it became popuralized, so yay for being a hipster I guess.Overall making this set focus more on stickyjumping would give demo the proper counterpart to soldier's airborne armament set, which I think the game could certainly use.
The Nessie's Nine Iron makes no sense because it completely ignores its source material. In the obscure indie game called "Golf", you don't use golf clubs as swords, even though it would probably make the sport much more entertaining to watch. Golf clubs are used to hit a ball to make it go flying into the air. So the Nessie's Nine Iron should be able to hit players to make them go flying in the air. Basically I'm changing this from an Eyelander that can collect heads to a knockback based sword that also has a sandman projectile built in. Demoknight option that has a launchable projectile would make for a very unique playstyle, since even though you're sacrificing a big chunk of your damage, the projectile range and ability to control what direction players are launched in would make this weapon pair incredibly well with hazard heavy maps. This one is definitely "out there" as far as the stats go and I'm not sure how effective it would even end up being, but it would be a lot of fun to use if nothing else.
The Fishcake is a heavy lunchbox that for whatever reason is way more obscure than it really deserves to be, like I'm pretty sure I had a thousand hours in TF2 before I even realized that this existed. So to aid weapons that have become victims of obscurity, we should give this poor fish a reason to be used. My thought with the fishcake is that instead of granting heavy max health to make further fights go better, it should instead grant him a passive health regeneration over the course of 30 seconds, which will also accomp
If money doesn't buy happiness, brother in christ you are not spending it right
who needs a shiny looking hat when you got S K I L L (something i dont have of course)
Everyone: *trading perfectly fine*
Me when i'm trading: there was an error, please try again later
I prefer non usual hats just clean view that's real beauty
i learnt something from this: money cant buy happiness, but it can buy things that makes us happy
Source / gmod animations < nodding heads and moving every once in a while
5:58 Yeah, but with that being said, when some of those items are worth more than a car, it kinda makes it worth it.
Now for being high tier all you need is to look at the market in steam. You will have soo many cosmetics for cheap prices then you will need backpack expansion for that
But of course, normal trades for scraps are way more fair and 100% better in Scrap .tf tbh
finally new video from the raw the tf2uber that do funny videos but he was out for while and very awesome and ahh and you is him and very awesome nice
unusual plebians not even noticing the limited strange items on the rise (laughs in slight bread item advantage p2wfort)
As rare as we are, I am one of the Medics who give Spies and Snipers as much attention as everybody else.
im actualy a bit scared to wear an unusual if i would have one. it seems many people automatically think way higher of you if you got one and this would just put pressure on me to be rly good or atleast stand out somehow. would also make me feel like a disappointment magnet when it start to become common to have people complain/laugh about me. maybe im just overthinking this too idk
Steam: Your listing has been sold for 0.38 Dollars
Me: IM RICH BOI
i was huge trader back in the day (2014-2018) and honestly that were some of the best days of my life... 12 hour days on trade plaza without any worries just trading, trading and trading... i would give a leg to go back just for 1 day
i never tought i would see a machinima from old youtube again
I traded up from 1 scrap to 2 scrap this is a godly commotion.
Anyway I'm about to buy 10 keys and go yolo on trade-ups see you when I'm rich
Imagine trading on a trade server.
Money do buy happiness not all happiness though but good enough
5:12 I lost it at YOU COMPLETELY SCAMMED THAT GUY HIGH FIVE
so funny that this is even a video because this is exactly what i did
i managed to buy one of my dream cars because of tf2 trading over a few years
I encountered one of those "your account will be banned if you dont do this scammers" recently. Rest assured, i didnt trust him and my account was completely fine.
Trading in tf2 is like people tries to scam each other, its not a trading then
To be honest, I actually don't like MVM because of the fact you have to pay for every match rather than just one ticket let you play for life. However, if my wish was granted, then Australiums and Golden Pans wouldn't be hundreds or thousands of dollars. Surprisingly, I would like that better; since most Australiums do not improve your skill or ability ingame, plus work exactly like stock except appearance, so hundreds of dollars for a game file would be pointless, and the fact that people would spend thousands on a non-physical frying pan that is gold and works EXACTLY like stock is just sad. You can call me a cheapskate all you want, but to be honest, something I struggle with still is saving money. I obviously wouldn't buy Australiums, unusuals, and stranges that cost too much, but I have ended up overspending occasionally (I'm currently an unemployed college student, so it isn't a big deal yet, but once I leave my family, it will), and still am working on it, but I would never waste money on non-physical items that don't improve your gaming skills.
Scrap to Ferrari starting soon
yesssss after 10 years
Team Fortress 2 , the only game where you need to pay to talk
nice guide btw, thx alots 🥶
pure cinematic art
"Money Doesn't Buy Happiness but it does buy respect'
-any tf2 player
God i love these videos, like good old Machinima.
i like the trade server part, trade servers with that map are always combat servers
0:42 bro thinks he is Walter white
me when i see the three paragraphs of closed captions about reskins💀
5:16 Damn, just how he said that phrase really made me laugh.
money buys happiness
golden pan= happiness
money = golden pan
such a high-quality video. keep it up!
I fucking lost it at the goblin engineer. XD
knowing I'll never fucking succeed, being scammed multiple times and basically losing my steam account, I can safely say I experienced a lot of these specific scenarios before the ultimate incident
This is a great video.
Weapon reskin bottom text.
I remember back in the day when I had only the hot wheeler, and the Mann cop store hat, this were the days
My 14 cent umbrella hat is good enough
watching this makes me want to watch Red vs blue season 1
Back when keys were like 4 to 6 refined, those were the golden days of trading
"what if i put 9 and the random crap from before?"
given that that wouldve been like 6$ for 3 keys, im pretty sure the taunt for like 7$ + more shit wouldve been more aluable