Sammy J: Randy, we can't afford to give any money away, I already sponsor a child Randy: She's 24 Sammy J: BUT SHE NEEDS ME Randy: STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER I heard them say it before, it still cracks me up
How's the volunteer going to explain this? "Hey, where were you? You were gone for ages" "Oh, I was collecting money for the wilderness society when 2 guys invited me for a game of strip poker"
Randy: If there's a 5% chance it's a killer possum, that means there's a 95% chance it's a human. Bruce Wayne: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE, WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!
@@chopsuymatus9349 Or could be their bisexual its a good position as for a comedian to compare and make fun of both sexes and having doing that with them.
Jeez, Sammy J and Randy were the best comedy duo that Australia has ever had! And this is definatly one of their most classic yet hilarious moments if you ask me 🤣😂
It said two replies despite no replies being shown. Anyway, a Possum is nothing in Australia, where guessing wrongly if it’s a stone or a fish can get you killed.
@@NukelearFallout In Australia, there’s a fish called a stonefish. It’s highly venomous and if you step on it, you get injected with high amounts of painful venom. Then you die.
Look the kitchen doesn’t have a stove or sink and one of the tenants is a purple muppet. Sammys lost his hand, they’ve been trapped in a mine under the house, multiple people have fallen through the ceiling. Logic went out the window long ago.
I think the house has been split into two or three small apartments. ('Small' b/c Sammy had a futon= sleeping in living room.) The entrance foyer/hallway is shared space. Front door is unlocked. Friends & solicitors enter a little too freely. 🏪
Nice job with musical accuracy. Correct the E to F# is a full tone, and Sammy actually played the correct notes on the Melodica. Someone's been to piano lessons!
In Australia it's spelled and called Possum. We're not like Americans who keep throwing out and adding letters at random. STOP MUCKING ABOUT WITH OUR ALPHABET!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
George Negus was a veteran tv journalist who did international stories for Australian TV. I think at the time of the original airing he was getting his own prime-time news show on the same network. I believe he's retired now. Essentially, think of a reputable news celebrity.
Props to the guy in the possum costume for not laughing his ass off
You can guarantee he was holding the laughter in
“Guy in the possum costume” lol that’s George negus.
Anyone here after Randy buys a bookshelf?
your welcome :) 69
haha me
Yeah hahaha
Me
Yes, what is this even
When Sammy J. said, "What've ya' got?" I almost thought Randy was gonna say, "Chlamydia."
That’s for interviews.
this is so funny until you realize hes under the table actually most likely able to see it a little to close up
"i can see your penis" was the actor speaking not the puppet.
Oh god that's dark in the funniest way possible
*this is so funny when you
@@skully70 Imagine being the actor 🤣
How do you know he isn’t wearing a modesty sock or whatever you call them 😂😂
Sammy J: Randy, we can't afford to give any money away, I already sponsor a child
Randy: She's 24
Sammy J: BUT SHE NEEDS ME
Randy: STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER
I heard them say it before, it still cracks me up
Possum?
Pretty sure it was when they hosted MICF one year
Ethan L.J Arnold r
That line always gets me
Sammy J is now a verified simp
Sammy: I thought you said there were girls coming?
Randy: Shut up and take it off.
I love Randy’s reaction @3:13 when the harmonica thing appears from nowhere
Its a melodica
How's the volunteer going to explain this? "Hey, where were you? You were gone for ages" "Oh, I was collecting money for the wilderness society when 2 guys invited me for a game of strip poker"
But what if he was a killer possum all along?
But what the hell was he taking donations for in the first place
@@Ben-rz9cf The Wilderness Society
Randy: If there's a 5% chance it's a killer possum, that means there's a 95% chance it's a human.
Bruce Wayne: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE, WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!
What about 0.6486% chance?
@@Eric_Black134 What about 0.♾️1?
“STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER.”
-Randy Feltface
Wow this new season of crash and beirnsteen looks weird
I literally posted a post on Instagram with the same kind of joke
Ivan Espinoza it’s the first reboot that’s actually good
That’s because it takes place after they both got drunk, went to Australia, and got a better show.
Strange indeed
Dude, crash and Bernstein was THE SHIT back in the day! That's one of my personal favorite shows of all time!
I wish this was a full blown show
The Sammy J and Randy Show
There was a show. It was called Sammy J & Randy in Ricketts Lane. It only lasted six episodes.
To be fair to sammy j, that is the scariest fucking possum costume I've ever seen.
I thought it was a Rat tbh
2:20 cracks me up every time
Every second from 2:20 - 2:37 is just a treasure
Are you George Neegus?
I'm sad that this wasn't a thing in the United States
STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER- a bootleg muppet 2018
Bootleg?
Funnily enough Randy's puppeteer actually worked with the Jim Henson company
2018?
jarrod nash that’s true, he did a character in “me & my monsters”, and he did a great job, what a champion
The man is a simp
Why isn’t anyone talking about how Randy wanted J to strip down
Because it's not the first time they have homosexual undertones, despite them clearly stating that they are straight.
It's just Bros being Bros
@@CaptainGlitterbeard Two bros sitting at a table 2 feet apart cuz they're not gay.
@@CaptainGlitterbeard just guys being dudes
@@chopsuymatus9349 Or could be their bisexual its a good position as for a comedian to compare and make fun of both sexes and having doing that with them.
*This plays like something out of a fever dream…*
PLOT TWIST
it was george neegus
-ARELL- who is George neegus
@@lockjaw7437 what is George neegaaad
@@ebi_tempura How is George Neegus.
VINCENT FARMER why is George neegus
@@arolurker3511 where is George Neegus?
4:06 gets me every time!
Agreed, Monika
why do i forget about this entirely and find myself here once every few years
Love how Randy looks around after Sammy was "handed" the Melodica. Like, "Wait, how'd that happen?"
_"Fuckin' possum."_
~Randy Feltface
The meta humor of the "can you cover me" line was fucking great
Jeez, Sammy J and Randy were the best comedy duo that Australia has ever had! And this is definatly one of their most classic yet hilarious moments if you ask me 🤣😂
STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER!😂😂😂😂
1:14 Is that what furries used to look like in 2011?
I can promise you this... there are STILL furries that have suits that bad XD
We were not that bad but they did exist
@@roadwolf2 Trust me, there really are still furs who have suits that bad (and worse!)
Execution for them all
@@MegaHolyduck Seems a bit harsh IMO...
Then again, being a furry, I'm kinda biased over that sort of thing XD
The youtube algorithm sent me here after I watched Randy Writes a Novel. I don't know what the hell I just watched, but I am intrigued.
Touché, George Negus.
I wonder if the guy under the table is enjoying the view
'The spade looks like a bum with a trumpet sticking out of it...'
thats the hardest ive been in months if only it wasnt November :3
watermelon bleach
found Sammy j and randy and immediately failed no nut November.
Its been 4 years but what.... did this mean......
@@ARandomEliatrope ITS FINALLY NOT NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!
@@watermelonbleach 💀
For some reason, i thought that goat was fake., after 2 seconds when it started to move, then my heart melted.
It took me a fat second to remember that possum means a very different animal in Australia than the horrid beast my American mind imagined.
Your thinking of an Opossum.
Hey Opossums are great! They eat our trash you bigot!
It said two replies despite no replies being shown. Anyway, a Possum is nothing in Australia, where guessing wrongly if it’s a stone or a fish can get you killed.
@@valenciageode25 What?
@@NukelearFallout In Australia, there’s a fish called a stonefish. It’s highly venomous and if you step on it, you get injected with high amounts of painful venom. Then you die.
This show needs to air in America 🤣
"The Spade looks like a bum with a trumpet sticking out of it..."
Imagine trying to play that...... >.
they did the nikki webster joke at the 2012 melbourne comedy gala
bludman2 it’s been going for years 😂
Okay the bit where Sammy stared directly at the camera has disturbing "Stealing your soul" vibes
1:13 Best scream
We going to ignore the fact that fucking thing just strolls in uninvited
What the fuck is this incredible thing the internet has given me
“BUT I’VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO TAKE OFF!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:14 most rational response possible.
This is an average Friday night for me.
Anyone here after 12 years?
Wait, arent they in a house? Meaning the possum broke in to ask for donations
He knocked on the door.
The Major They’re in a house, not an apartment, and the door opens into a hallway. That’s slightly concerning.
Cadmium and Wilsin well that’s just the kitchen meaning the possum knocked on the hallway door which is very concerning
Look the kitchen doesn’t have a stove or sink and one of the tenants is a purple muppet. Sammys lost his hand, they’ve been trapped in a mine under the house, multiple people have fallen through the ceiling. Logic went out the window long ago.
I think the house has been split into two or three small apartments. ('Small' b/c Sammy had a futon= sleeping in living room.) The entrance foyer/hallway is shared space. Front door is unlocked. Friends & solicitors enter a little too freely. 🏪
I lost it at Nikki Webster
I yelled that at Sammy J after the Inheritance and he freaked out! lol
That's dedication to a throwaway joke
The goat is like "What the fuck am i doing here?"
Love Possums, Melbourne has more Possums than any other Australian city.
They are awesome.
Give him an Apple!
4:07 the icing on the cake
the killer possum is a silly costume day 13th February 2018 of the Australia
This show is bat shit I love it😂
Randy’s face said it all in the thumbnail😂
Wait they have been playing for 3 hours and hes only just stripping
I never though of that i just assumed he had an abundant of jackest or hats
I have NO idea who Nikki Webster is but that delivery was hilarious!
She was the little girl from the opening ceremony of the Sydney Olympics. Had a brief singing career.
2:32 STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER!!!!!!!!
i read that as killer potassium
This shit is a fever dream....
Well, this is exacly how i imagine typical home in Straya.
It is... ;)
Oh, Larry
[The bucket brigade enter's the convention]
what am i watching at 1:43 AM
Just preparing your mind for 'Randy is Sober'?
I feel robbed not hearing or watching this xD
Hey! Larry has been a positive addition to this household!
Larry's a GOOD BOY!
Wow that was so funny
Ik this video was posted 8 years ago it’s still funny honestly lol 😂
Warning: dont watch this while high af
Nah you definitely SHOULD 😂
Nice job with musical accuracy. Correct the E to F# is a full tone, and Sammy actually played the correct notes on the Melodica. Someone's been to piano lessons!
Damn, Moxxie really grew to be able to fill out that suit!
As an Irish guy from 2020, I have to wonder, what the hell was happening in 2011 Australia?
2:26
Gaming_Turtle why did u not explain the timeframe
Delta Mills Shit Which TH-cam Law Is That And Whats The Punisment?
Section 34.8 article C “all timeframes MUST be explained” your argument is invalid
Delta Mills what the fuck
*_STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER_* it kills me everytime
FUCK YEAH!!
This show is an acid trip. lol.
Larry as been a positive addition to this house hold
He's a good boy!😂
That should be "Killer Opossum"
shhhhhhhhhhh
In Australia it's spelled and called Possum. We're not like Americans who keep throwing out and adding letters at random. STOP MUCKING ABOUT WITH OUR ALPHABET!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
BadWebDiver idk what Americans you’ve been talking to, but here down south we call them possums too
I'm sad I'm not living in Australia right now.
I ship them
I know! I pissed myself!!
Oh my God. It's as if Randy hasn't changed a bit.
"The Spade looks like a Bum with a Trumpet sticking out of it."
I need to wash my eyes now
1:16 is that Ned ||-//
Plot twist: ned is actually george negus
WHO TF is ned.
That guy needs to do some pushups.
Which one?
Crazy
Can someone please explain the George Negus joke to me?
George Negus was a veteran tv journalist who did international stories for Australian TV. I think at the time of the original airing he was getting his own prime-time news show on the same network. I believe he's retired now.
Essentially, think of a reputable news celebrity.
If you think your cute little opossums are dangerous, you should see the american version
The laugh track is played constantly
are you george negus?
STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER!
can u tell wat da vid iz call'd?
What the fuck was I smoking six years ago?
Rock Candy, mayhaps?
4:08 HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
My god, Randy has zero body fat.
What was up with that goat Larry?
What show is this?
One of the many skits on the show Good News World. Only an aussie show though, wish we had stuff this hilarious in the states
Epic fursuit bro
lol i bought u that goat
its usually the puppet is the crazy
Was this an episode of (dont hug me in scared)?