Hey you, I've been meaning to ask someone probably really knowledgable about TH-cam monetization, marketing, and such, and I think you'd be just the guy (I even met you briefly in person during the SFM film contest Valve tour thing back in 2015 or something). Anyway, what's a good way to talk more privately? You can email me at spunkynipple@gmail.com or add me on Steam, whatever you'd like.
@@i-ate-bread only if you succeed. if you never manage to help them out of it, its gonna wear you down over time unless you have smth else that brings you an equal if not bigger amount of happiness at least it did to me (im fine now)
Meet the Clinically Depressed Demoman: what makes me a bad Demoman? If I were a good Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here wanting to blow myself up now would I?!
(Predictions for the rest of the team) - Demoman: Has regrets that no amount of booze can drown out - Sniper: Stuck with a miserable job - Spy: Sick of not being noticed - Medic: Downtrodden for failing to save lives - Pyro: Acts happy and cheery on the outside, but is still sad and gloomy on the inside
I think the demo would be short for his word.." if i were bad demoman..i wouldn't be sitting here discussing with ya now would i?! " the idea is...no demoman on screen..just a paper said "sorry i cant come" an show a scene of him in a bar been depress.
sniper: snipin's a bad job, hard work, in the sun, i always get hungry. cause at the end of the day, i go to my van where i calculate how much money i'm gonna have if i keep failing at my dumb job! dad, i'm just a crazed gunman, not an assassin. the difference is one's a job and the other's a dumb hobby! i'll be honest with ya, my parents care too much for me, i don't deserve them! his mate didn't even notice me, just like everyone else! *cries* *sitting down next to blue spy* feelings, look mate, you know who has a lot of built up emotions? blokes like me that can't even shoot worth shi- i have standards, be quiet, shut up, have a plan to get away from everyone you meet! dad- dad, i need some help, put mum on the phone, please!
Random Songs In Locrian The depressed engi has a Spahtry. The BLU sentry does have concerns for Scout. Even back then it didn't fire at the depressed Soldier
Meet the clinically depressed spy: Spy: "and worst of all, he could be anyone of us, he could be me, honestly just shoot me yeah I'm the spy, just shoot me I dont even care anymore this red spy can do whatever he wants he's so much better than me, i cant even infiltrate a base"
Meet the Clinically Depressed Pyro: *Trudges steadily, slowly along. Their pyro-Vision is a greyscale, heavily depressing and angsty raining Noir version of the world with depressing music in the background.*
The thing is that in this case, Scout is actually starting on his long and slow road to mental recovery, and it's all because that Heavy took the time to reach out and try to help. It doesn't matter how deep the hole feels like it is, you can always get back out. Sometimes you just need a hand from somebody else to get started on that climb.
“There there tiny baby man... heavy is sure that if you put nose to grindstone, stay determined, and stop giving up, you’ll dominate heavy someday! Until then, there is extra sandvich for you friend!”
In Meet the Medic, they should have a scene where they interview the severed spy head and he says something along the lines of "Honestly, I could probably just kill myself if I really wanted to. He put the life-preserver on really poorly. But he kinda needs someone to talk to and I'd feel bad if I just dropped out on him."
"Can you put the heart in... I'm too weak to do it." "Why, doktor?" "Look, my syringe gun is literally just a nerf gun, that means VALVe nerfed me into a worthless medic with a toy medigun..."
"When the patient never woke up, I had to inform his family and loved ones that he passed away due to complications during surgery and the doctor cried himself to sleep that night. Anyway, that's how I turned in my medical license."
"Snipin's not a good job, mate. Too challenging work, outside in bad weather and I'll guarentee you will get angry, because at the end of the day as long as two people still live on this planet there will always be someone who wants to see ME dead!"
“Scout saw the soldier frozen by a spycicle, and attempted to thaw him out, but his body remained frozen, causing the scout to carry his friends corpse and fall into a deep unfortunate depression.”
Clinically depressed Sniper: Yeah, I am a crazy gunner, dad, I know... I also know that you and mom never loved me. You are not even my real dad, what's the point of talking about anything? Next time I sit there up in my tower, I am not gonna take my shot against an enemy Sniper. I will just embrace it. My standarts are getting lower and I don't enjoy my job anymore. I sometimes wish I was an Owl -- hoot! hoot! and eating mice... Would be nice. I am australian, you know?.. I am supposed to be strong and muscular. Have you seen these chicken legs? Last time I saw Heavy weapons guy coming close, I peed myself and didn't even have a jar for it. I am an embarassement. Good bye, dad. Good bye, cruel world. I know you won't miss me. Boom. Headshot.
Being a Scout is largely a roll of the dice profession. Not all of us make it big, and some of us don't even keep that luck going for very long. People of TF2. If you see a Scout struggling like this, take a page from the BLU Heavy's book. Buy them a burg.
*skert* *CRASH* “Beh, Aw I missed” Meet the clinically depressed sniper “Sniping’s a terrible job mate, so is this Australian accent. It’s too hard. I hate the outdoors, I guarantee you’ll be depressed. Cause as long as there’s 2 people left on the planet that person will still be better than me,”
I like how each class has had their own reason for being depressed in this series The Soldier has parenting issues The Engineer is homeless The Heavy is broke The Scout is a failure at life
I know everyone is excited for “Meet the Clinically Depressed Spy”, and I’m too. But how come no one realizes the goldmine that “Meet the Clinically Depressed Sniper” could be?
yeah, he'd have parent issues or something "no, i'm not a crazed gunman, dad." "well, the difference being one of them's a job and the other's mental sickness!"
I have a weird appreciation for this video because I've always seen Scout as having ADHD and this video ends up being a suprisingly accurate depiction of how living with ADHD can impact your mental health. "If you used up the free time I used up you could cure fucking diseases" is one of the most relatable lines ever written. This video is a masterpiece. 20/10
Hey guys, I just started up a Patreon. This was a lot of work, and with your help, I can keep this series alive and have a much less of a wait time. Anything helps, link in the description!
Since I don't have a credit card, is it possible to donate with TF2 items instead? I don't mind it not giving any perks whatsoever, just wanna support the channel somehow
*very calmly and nicely pats heavy's head* scout:F̴̷̸̴̷̸̸̵̵̶̸̵̵̨̧̨̧̨̡̡̛̛̯̣̜̩̮̞̥͕̯̻̖̮͓̙̺̼̹̞̮͚̹͓͓̝̟̺͓̼̞͎͖̩̱̺̭͍̞̰̘͓̲̘̪̹͇̖̟̺͈̪̖̭͈͓͇̲̦͗̐͌̒̉̈́̄̂̀̓̊͛̾̆̋͋̉̓̾̾̂̒͛͆͌̏̾͒̇̔͌̋̽͐͌̂̾͗́͂̃͆̎̿̏͌̐̋͌̋̂̓̄̏̄̈̕͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅE̷̸̷̸̵̵̴̷̷̵̴̷̵̸̵̶̶̵̷̷̶̢̨̢̨̢̨̨̨̧̡̧̡̮̪͙̣̳̪̱̫̪̖̱̪̗͕͈̪͇͔̭̞̱̪̙̳̺͍̣͎͖̙̻̦̙̣̰͓͉͖̜̪͓̟̥̱̳͇̦̩͈̲̣̥͉̠̬͖̻̤̻̦̻̬̜̲̭͎̣̲͚̬̥̤͇̳͕͍͔̼͕̮̦͓̰͉̟͖̜̽̔̊̂̊̽̉͋̈́͌͛́̽͌͌́̈̈̓̃͋͐̏̀̅͑̉̅́̿̇̏͗̎̔͆̍̑̊̃̃͛̓̈̈́́͑͑͆̏̀͑̀̅̽̔̾̃̎̈́̃͛͌́͌̊̈́̀͆̉͗̇̈́̅̍̓̀̑̊͒̌̾͒̿͛̽̈̍̚̚̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅĒ̴̴̶̸̸̸̸̸̵̶̴̶̶̴̴̴̴̴̴̶̵̡̧̨̢̧̧̨̛̛̛̛̥͎̜̗̣̩͕̭̣͈̦̰̰̹͈̗͍̪̼͖̫̞͉̤̦̺͖͓͔͉̮̤͔̬͎̰͎̥͖̰̬͚͚̠̩͚̟̪͖͚̰̻̱̫͎͓̳̱͔̯͉̜̜͇͓̟̭̲͚̦̼̟̻̻̰̬̣͉͎̮͈̺̤̦̭̥͚̝̺̮̖͈͓̮̺̩͖̗̦̲͈̘̭̱̃̉̇́͋͑̉̉̒̆̌͛̄͗̾̍̌͐͛̽̍̌͛̽͗̽͌͋̒̃̒̿͂̈́͌̈́̐̊̇̇̏̽́̎̇̈̐̑͑̔̐̓̒́̀̂̊̀̑̿̏̂̋̋͛͗͑̈́̇̀̈́̋̎̈́́̄͒̽͘͘̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅD̸̶̸̷̸̴̴̴̵̶̷̴̶̨̧̗͓̭͕̱͔̼̗͙̻̻̙͔̪̰̖̮̺͔͍̹̝̦͎̻̬̬̫͓̞͓̗̥̙̱̪̺̹͍̻̥͍͍͈̜̰̻̪͎͚̣̣͉͉̹̻̯͓̤̘͎̻̞͓̻̭̳͚̺̻̐͑̂̌̎̏͊̈̌̓̋̽̌̃̋̔̃͆͊̃̆̂̆̉̓͗͂̏͊̌̐͐̏̄̒̉͊́͆̿̈̎̉͋́̒̅̒̓̃̇͑̊̏̋͑̊̄͛̐̽̎͑̓̉͆̇̊͒͘̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̶̶̵̷̸̸̶̷̵̸̡̧̧̨̧̨̨̧̡̛̛̛̯̗͉̗̪̻͈̪̹̱͎̼͕̫̰̭̮̩̖̘̬̼̱̖͚̬̟̤͕̯̩̱͓̼̝͓͖͕̠̯͖̼͓̼̦̠̗͙̺̥̦͈͕̀̌̉̇̀̋͐̉̿͆͒͛̐͛̔̉̒̍͐̄̽͐̈́̾̄͊͛̓̑͗̏̔̒́̈́͗̂͂̂̇̆̓͗͐̄̌̓̂͋̍́̎͛̀͑̌̌͂͊̽̎̄̀̊̌͐̔̕̚͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠M̸̵̷̷̶̷̸̸̶̷̴̶̷̶̢̧̡̨̧̡̢̛̛̠̺͉͉͉̯̤̹̝͖̩͎̪̰̫̬̪̤̖̫̼̬̟̞͕̭̳̭̪̫̰̘̯͍͎͎̘͍̹̰̞͙͈̦̲̰͈̠̝͛̽͗̌̍͒̋̇́̽̉̑̔̃̊̏̓̂̉͊̾͌͆̔̄̅͂̓͑̑̓́͋̐͗͗̅͆͋͐́̈̿̌͑̓͌̒͊̇̔͛͋̌͑̍̓̂̊̏̔̆̋̈̎͒̈́̀͌̃͒̍͘̚͘̚͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅË̸̸̷̷̴̸̸̷̵̶̴̶̷̡̨̨̧̡̡̧̢̡̡̢̡̡̡͔̗̝͚̰̳̤̜̰̪̹͉̳̠̝͔̙̱̬͔̭̗̰̠̬͉̗̯̜̟͕̲̬̫̹̦̙̺͈̺͓̻̬́̔̇̂̎̿͂͑̃̀̑̏̋̃̅̽͒̆̀̂̈́͗́̇͒͂͐̌̅̅̍̑͊͊͒̆̎̓̊̔̉̿͗̉͑̽̑̍̎̀̈́͗̇͂̃̊̊̃̋͊̄̌̂̈́̽̍͌̄͛̿͗́̈́̄̈̇̄͌͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͜͝͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅ
Daniel Rozovsckiy here’s what happened. After his attempted suicide of the last video medic healed his injuries(cause it takes multiple shots to kill a heavy) Heavy left to find himself because he felt insecure around his teammates he grabbed his sandvich recipe and fairy outfit and left he soon realized that his teammates were the root of his depression so he decide to find a new group which was blue team.
ISTG I REWATCHED THESE VIDEOS SO MUCH I CAN LITERALLY RECITE THEM ALL OUT OF MEMORY Can’t watch the normal Meet the ___ anymore because all I think about is the depressed mercs, seeing them happy is unnatural
@@ryanhernandez1877 www.twitch.tv/chiliofdestiny/clip/BlatantTastyNarwhalHassanChop?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time if you don't believe me that it's the actual VA, you can look up his IMDB at Nathan Vetterlein.
Clinically depressed Demoman "What makes me a good Demoman? If aye know why I became a demoman, I would have been sitting in there, and told you all about it aye would"
why am I actually kinda sad after watching these videos? the only one that didn't make me sad was this one because of it's happy ending. WHY AM I SO INVESTED IN THE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED TEAM?!
Scout: MEDIC!! Medic: Yah? Scout: HEAL MY DEPRESSION!!!! Medic: No Scout: Why? Medic: I am uber charging Pyro! Scout: Why? Medic: *Because he asked* Also Medic: Wait, you have food, I know that! Scout: You’re right i’ve Got.... _A Bucket of chi-_ **Gets back stabbed** Spy: *N o*
![Why [TF2] has (Almost) Perfect Melee Weapons](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NArb-D-M8aU/mqdefault.jpg)
This video cured my clinical depression and replaced it with regular depression. Thanks!
me too
Story of my life
Hey you, I've been meaning to ask someone probably really knowledgable about TH-cam monetization, marketing, and such, and I think you'd be just the guy (I even met you briefly in person during the SFM film contest Valve tour thing back in 2015 or something). Anyway, what's a good way to talk more privately? You can email me at spunkynipple@gmail.com or add me on Steam, whatever you'd like.
Hey, looks like you're in Mall168's Discord. I'll add you.
😂🤣
Instead of learning to run, Scout just let his brothers bully him and is now homeless.
Deep lore
Lol
Ouch
Didn't they all die before he was born? Isn't that cannon? All like, 7 of them?
I think scout has 2 or 3 brothers
Edit: no wait he has 7
BLU Heavy actually helping RED Scout in his depressive time of need is the backbone of society
We need more people like BLU Heavy ♥️
This is wholesome and we need more of it
Heavy saw how bad his sadness was and how desperate he was and he is the heavy that is nice to others
Blue heavy realized how desperate for sandvich and how depressed he is , even enemies can sometimes be friends and help
Bro that is wholesome af
The last scene melted my heart - this is a good ending. Scout found a buddy, cured his depression, and RED and BLU became friends seeing this.
it's like vampirism, scout started feel better, in opposite heavy become upset by looking on scout (may become depressed too)
@@mefistofellchannel3534 nah helping someone depressed makes you happier
bad ending: they didnt realize scout's soda was floating
@@i-ate-bread only if you succeed. if you never manage to help them out of it, its gonna wear you down over time unless you have smth else that brings you an equal if not bigger amount of happiness
at least it did to me (im fine now)
“Grass dies, birds die, Sun's gunna die, and broder, I sit on my a*s.”
*I can’t*
*suns gonna die
I'M A FORCE OF NOTHIN'
“If you used up the free time *I* used up, you could cure f**king diseases!”
@@ninaone9390 Yeah thats gonna be you after they cure covid
Relatable
Imagine a homeless teen coming up to you and poking you with a 6 foot man while saying "bonk"
I love and hate this comment cuz now I can stop thinking about it
@@mistressaqua i hate your reply even more, cuz now that you mention that you cant stop thinking about it, now I CANT stop
Im pretty sure soldiers like 5 foot 10 or 11, also have yall noticed how small soldiers legs are
Well, scout isn't a teen, he's 27
Scout's 22/26 years old.
I still can’t help buy bust out laughing at scout going:
*“ᴮᵒᶦⁿᵏ”*
*“ᴮᵒⁿᵏ”*
Bœíňķ bǒńķ
The ending with Blu Heavy and Red Scout is just too wholesome.
I agree 100% it’s very much needed and loving seeing always
My heart
Hoovy 100
2fort be like:
He stole his wallet
Meet the Clinically Depressed Demoman: what makes me a bad Demoman? If I were a good Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here wanting to blow myself up now would I?!
Aahh just kill meeeeee
To the rig- i mean left! Gaah im so worthless!!
I want to call this stolen but hey, at least 2 or more words were changed
Nah, it would go
"What makes me a good demoman? Nothing. Because they gave me *pulls out a scout* this stupid useless weapon *begins to cry*
If I were a good demoman
I would be doing my fucking job
Oh they'll have to find someone actually competent for this job. I'm goin' to hell.
(Predictions for the rest of the team)
- Demoman: Has regrets that no amount of booze can drown out
- Sniper: Stuck with a miserable job
- Spy: Sick of not being noticed
- Medic: Downtrodden for failing to save lives
- Pyro: Acts happy and cheery on the outside, but is still sad and gloomy on the inside
The Pyro and Spy versions would be good to see.
Spy: Gentlemen?
The team: *Doesn't notice him*
I think the demo would be short for his word.." if i were bad demoman..i wouldn't be sitting here discussing with ya now would i?! "
the idea is...no demoman on screen..just a paper said "sorry i cant come" an show a scene of him in a bar been depress.
sniper: snipin's a bad job, hard work, in the sun, i always get hungry. cause at the end of the day, i go to my van where i calculate how much money i'm gonna have if i keep failing at my dumb job!
dad, i'm just a crazed gunman, not an assassin. the difference is one's a job and the other's a dumb hobby! i'll be honest with ya, my parents care too much for me, i don't deserve them!
his mate didn't even notice me, just like everyone else! *cries*
*sitting down next to blue spy* feelings, look mate, you know who has a lot of built up emotions? blokes like me that can't even shoot worth shi-
i have standards, be quiet, shut up, have a plan to get away from everyone you meet!
dad- dad, i need some help, put mum on the phone, please!
@@jockeyfield1954 That's a nice script
Scout was so clinically depressed that even the sentry doesn’t want to hurt him and tried to miss all of its shots at him
Random Songs In Locrian The depressed engi has a Spahtry. The BLU sentry does have concerns for Scout. Even back then it didn't fire at the depressed Soldier
Former spahtry here, can confirm.
Blu: wtf just happened.
Turret: he needed that W.
@@nomblob5592 You are correct in this strange lore I think. XD
Spunky Animations Glad to see your channel is back
"If you used up the free time I used up, you could cure freakin' diseases!"
_Man, that cut deep.._
totally not me at 21 still bumming it at home
Meet the clinically depressed spy:
Spy: "and worst of all, he could be anyone of us, he could be me, honestly just shoot me yeah I'm the spy, just shoot me I dont even care anymore this red spy can do whatever he wants he's so much better than me, i cant even infiltrate a base"
even better yet is the red spy is the clinically depressed teams counselors.
Actually the blu spy is the only one clinicaly depressed, every other guy that is depressed too is he but with a mask.
Isn’t meet the spy about the red spy? I just assumed because the other meet the team videos were about a red team member
@@potatorat2508 correct but there is such thing as Auto balance
@@theStoryteller402 The FOOKIN spy Is on our team now
1:10 Ah, yes my favorite scout phrase:
_"Grass dies, Birds die, Sun's gonna die, and brotha... I sit on my a**"_
Ur welcome for a like :D
Boink
bonk
If you used up, the free time I used up? You could spread diseases!
aaah
1:15 that just made me wanna cry
The saddest bonk of them all.
@@HelloImAutism Boink...T_T
I didnt think seeing the scout sad would make me so sad as well
Even Heavy looked so sad and sorry for Scout T-T
_"I’m a force of nothing..."_ had me laughing... Also, the ending was pretty wholesome.
@Bread Crab lmao yeah, mine too.
@Demooo i named one of my shortstop that, the other is 2nd secondary
what about the "boink" sounds?
@@RjKumar111GunnerRj _it was horrible to hear, I almost felt bad for him..._
no (ear rep shotgun sound) he meant mistake of nature
Meet the Clinically Depressed Medic:
“Doktor, are you sure this will work?”
“It probably won’t.”
I mean Heavy is clinically depressed too, he wouldn't bother if it works or not.
*breaks Heavy's rib*
I can't even operate on people without screwing up...
(To Archimedes) Do you think he'd still want to be my friend?
One Meme To Rule Them All LMAO
"I have no idea!"
*cries*
BendyandtheDankMachine I mean, it sounds more like the honest medic
The fact the heavy still helped scout even tho there are on different teams made me love him even more
"I'm a force of NOTHING" Oof, that was a bit too real
I personally find the "And brudda, I sit on my ass (crying sound)" the most too real
Basically TOTALLY WORTHLESS
also a bit too real
well im sad now
What if he is
1000th like
Meet the Clinically Depressed Pyro: *Trudges steadily, slowly along. Their pyro-Vision is a greyscale, heavily depressing and angsty raining Noir version of the world with depressing music in the background.*
This is technically canon. There a TF2 comic where we see the Pyro's world without fire, and it's just a bunch of sad, grey shapes talking
When pyro sees the reality of what he is actually doing
ツPlasma A world without fire...
‘’DARK SOULS INTENSIFIES’’
Josh Robins CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Or just the reality. That can give him PTSD.
I love how awkward Heavy is with Scout begging to "FEED MEEE!" He's trying to back away, he's caught off guard, funny stuff.
The scout is literally me playing tf2
YOU LIVE IN A SHOPPING CART!? Good for you
Dude i suck so much that im also scout in this video
I too beat up my enemies with my soldier corpse
I'm heavy
@@Thatonewebbyboi I don't play tf2 and I live in a cart. Even when playing overwatch
The thing is that in this case, Scout is actually starting on his long and slow road to mental recovery, and it's all because that Heavy took the time to reach out and try to help.
It doesn't matter how deep the hole feels like it is, you can always get back out. Sometimes you just need a hand from somebody else to get started on that climb.
Well. Shit. I came here to see a funny animation and now I feel better. Thanks dude.
@@Mate-vg2ft ikr
“There there tiny baby man... heavy is sure that if you put nose to grindstone, stay determined, and stop giving up, you’ll dominate heavy someday! Until then, there is extra sandvich for you friend!”
Thanks now it's wholesome
I wanna know what the actual scout voice actor would do with this script.
Scout after finding out his dad isn't actually Tom Jones
*Spy
@A happy Philosopher wait what the fuck
A happy Philosopher *Heavy
*Scout
*demo's missing eye
Okay now someone needs to donate to Nathan so he can voice over this lol
Considering it. I already donated to show him the video, but I'm thinking getting him to dub it might need to be a group effort.
We need 50 bucks. Now.
someone make a go fund me so he’ll read our donation
Someone inform me if it succeeds
I TRIGGER PEOPLE who is Nathen a meme god?
why is the ending so fucking sweet for something about scout being clinically depressed
In Meet the Medic, they should have a scene where they interview the severed spy head and he says something along the lines of "Honestly, I could probably just kill myself if I really wanted to. He put the life-preserver on really poorly. But he kinda needs someone to talk to and I'd feel bad if I just dropped out on him."
That really good!
Yo that is a GREAT idea!
"Can you put the heart in... I'm too weak to do it."
"Why, doktor?"
"Look, my syringe gun is literally just a nerf gun, that means VALVe nerfed me into a worthless medic with a toy medigun..."
@@evaphan2720 still better than mercy's gun
@@inkstar7521 True
"When the patient never woke up, I had to inform his family and loved ones that he passed away due to complications during surgery and the doctor cried himself to sleep that night. Anyway, that's how I turned in my medical license."
The scout was so depressed that even the sentry missed all the shots on purpose
Meet the crinically depressed Engie:
Hi...I'm the engieneer...And I cant even solve my own life problems
That describes me too well...
actual video: Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer and I'm just a nerd.
"and if that don't work, just give up"
*Laughs in unlicensed German doctor*
The blue team must think the red team are insane
Nobody:
The homeless population in Boston:
0:37
I can't wait for Meet the Clinically Depressed Sniper
Snipin's a bad job mate
How bout we get meet the clinically depressed spy?
Im hoping for the Meet The Clinically Depressed Sandwich
Bob Bob It's easy work, inside a camper van, and guarantees you'll go angry.
"Snipin's not a good job, mate. Too challenging work, outside in bad weather and I'll guarentee you will get angry, because at the end of the day as long as two people still live on this planet there will always be someone who wants to see ME dead!"
"Grass dies, birds die, the suns gonna die, and brotha, I sit on my ass!" This is amazing! 1:09
boing
I'M A FORCE OF NOTHING
boing..
IF YOU USED UP, THE FREETIME, *I* USED UP, YOU COULD CURE [__] DESIESES!
"AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
@@Scouttyy "WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhh"
*distorted tf2 music*
*boink*
1:04 sounds like he’s laughing
0:53 my brother asking for toys in the middle of the shopping centre
0:44 when he asks for food
1:04 my brother fake crying to get his way
1:08 when he tries to scare you
0:40 5 year old me sitting in a shopping cart
“Scout saw the soldier frozen by a spycicle, and attempted to thaw him out, but his body remained frozen, causing the scout to carry his friends corpse and fall into a deep unfortunate depression.”
Sad :( , F for soldier
But why does he use his friend to hit ppl
Eleanor Lamb for vengeance against his enemies.
Sparky 674 but why with his friend
Eleanor Lamb I dunno, he’s poor.
0:17 This is how I roll out of bed occasionally.
I'm glad to see Scout got something akin to a happy ending.
Clinically depressed Sniper:
Yeah, I am a crazy gunner, dad, I know... I also know that you and mom never loved me. You are not even my real dad, what's the point of talking about anything? Next time I sit there up in my tower, I am not gonna take my shot against an enemy Sniper. I will just embrace it. My standarts are getting lower and I don't enjoy my job anymore. I sometimes wish I was an Owl -- hoot! hoot! and eating mice... Would be nice. I am australian, you know?.. I am supposed to be strong and muscular. Have you seen these chicken legs? Last time I saw Heavy weapons guy coming close, I peed myself and didn't even have a jar for it. I am an embarassement. Good bye, dad. Good bye, cruel world. I know you won't miss me. Boom. Headshot.
That's-
... this is so sad...
Oh my Lord...
This is one of the more creative ones I've seen. I'm impressed.
@@AlchemixIncTM I work as a clinical psychologist and also a huge TF2 lover, so that probably does it...
"Feeeed meeeee!"
"Grass dies, birds die, suns gonna, die and brudah i sit on my ass!"
"boonk."
"Booooonk"
Being a Scout is largely a roll of the dice profession. Not all of us make it big, and some of us don't even keep that luck going for very long.
People of TF2. If you see a Scout struggling like this, take a page from the BLU Heavy's book. Buy them a burg.
Heavy is kinda a good man helped a scout on depresion
what is a burg?
@@ravelnavarro9625 hamburger
@@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere I asked for what burg means, not for a hamburger
@@ravelnavarro9625 :/ i give up
"I'm a force-a-NOTHIN'!"
*_"AUUUUGGGGHHH"_*
*sad bonk*
0:17 When your mother tells you to do your chores, but you were in the middle of taking a nap.
Scout’s just unlucky. At least he got a somewhat good ending
He's got a hamburbger
@@danilaka3411 and a pat on the shoulder, I guess
“Ok you listening? Grass dies, birds die, the suns gonna die, and brother I sit on my a**” ngl this is my favorite one so far
You absolute legend. You recreated the ENTIRE ANIMATION. The Winglet gave attention to this for a really good reason.
This is proof that Friendlies ARE important to TF2.
Yeah
Man, nobody cares
@@rikielanasui742 hey handsome guy, I care about it
@@davizaop Understandable, have a nice day
@@rikielanasui742 same for you :)
*skert* *CRASH* “Beh, Aw I missed”
Meet the clinically depressed sniper
“Sniping’s a terrible job mate, so is this Australian accent. It’s too hard. I hate the outdoors, I guarantee you’ll be depressed. Cause as long as there’s 2 people left on the planet that person will still be better than me,”
I garentee you will get raged at
I’m not an assassin, therapist, I’m a nobody!
Well, the difference being that one of them actually bought their clothes!
My parents, are dead.
I tell ya, if my parents were alive, they would be disappointed at me
Isnt there alreayd one
@@IAm-zo1bo there's meet the blu sniper, and meet the failing sniper, tho they aren't depressed, just failing
okay, I absolutely loved that little pat on the back. It... It really lifted my spirits
The depressed Spy’s backstabs don’t even work..
He just has one of those fake knifes where the blade just goes back in when you apply any force
It’s just a foam knife
@@aguafria9003 yes. this needs to be it
@@aguafria9003 I think I have a full SPY cosplay with that knife but all I need is those masks with those faces. Really want those lol
Blu team just talks about how sad he is
I don't believe a single word.
That Scout is a paid actor.
I'm working on becoming one, I just love it!
@@SpunkyDunk well then good luck.
excellent
@@SpunkyDunk Yeah good luck becoming a depressed mercenary bro
@@lucienlachance8500 XD
1:07 i love how he breaks character
I'll never understand why they use other classes as weapons
They are depressed , so they need someone else as friend
@@John-ek4xc ok xD
@Vulpine hmm , well what are the stats ? :v
@CrazyHoodie best weapon in the game
I guess they don’t got any money for actual weapons lol
I like how each class has had their own reason for being depressed in this series
The Soldier has parenting issues
The Engineer is homeless
The Heavy is broke
The Scout is a failure at life
I think that you mixed up engineer and scout.
heavy trying to figure out the money (he lives in soviet union)
I’m pretty sure that personality-wise, this is the complete opposite of the actual scout
Is anybody gonna talk about how the last "meet the clinically depressed..." before this was made 7 years ago?
No
@@TheTdw2000 yea, you're probably right.
Dont need to, We can read the description.
Ikr, I had forgot about this series
@@a_pufferfish2936 who reads that though?
I know everyone is excited for “Meet the Clinically Depressed Spy”, and I’m too.
But how come no one realizes the goldmine that “Meet the Clinically Depressed Sniper” could be?
Clinically depressed pyro or medic then ...
Meet the clinically depressed demoman
69 like. Nice
yeah, he'd have parent issues or something
"no, i'm not a crazed gunman, dad."
"well, the difference being one of them's a job and the other's mental sickness!"
Snipers Gonna Talk To The Phone Like: Ive Been Drinking Piss For My WHOLE LIFE MAN!
The end where blu heavy helped red scout cured my clinical depression
Thank you heavy for getting him a burgah
Burber
Nice friendlies . If you become a friendly you can help 4/10 depressed mercenaries(sorry for bad grammar)
*🅱️ U R B E R*
"IM A FORCE A NUTHIN!" -thats what quarantine did to the scout
That’s what quarantine did to all of us.
“Grass dies,Birds die, and the suns gonna die, and brodda, I SIT ON MY ASS” yeesh, sounds like my brother.
Meet the depressed medic.
Heavy: Doctor are you sure it gonna work?
Medic: I hope not
1:22 this moment got me, when scout tried to climb but he failed.
1:44 no idea if this is autism but for some reason i used to do that alot as a kid
well its a possibility
research also shows that many people on the autism spectrum have a higher chance of having depression.
The leg touch?
Scout: *is depressed*
Heavy: *buys him a sandwich*
Scout: *Happy*
You meant mentally stable for the next 3 hours?
Borger
@@wafflegod64citizen
“I am..
gonna cry now”
- Depressed scout
I have a weird appreciation for this video because I've always seen Scout as having ADHD and this video ends up being a suprisingly accurate depiction of how living with ADHD can impact your mental health.
"If you used up the free time I used up you could cure fucking diseases" is one of the most relatable lines ever written. This video is a masterpiece. 20/10
Alright now I just want a series of the team but with their own problems like " substantially obese heavy " or " insane medic "
That medic one sounds pretty true to the character honestly
The end is actully sweet cause in the animation scouts poor and at the end heavy bought him some food.
Hope you get better scout.....really sorry
Get better soon
Hopefully blu heavy takes in red scout as his own and help him get better
Ikr its wholesome
to be honest that was a wholesome ending with heavy giving scout a burger
0:02 that annoying fly when you are trying to sleep
Hey guys, I just started up a Patreon. This was a lot of work, and with your help, I can keep this series alive and have a much less of a wait time. Anything helps, link in the description!
thanks spunky for this
cool
Thanks spunky, your animations are great as always.
Since I don't have a credit card, is it possible to donate with TF2 items instead? I don't mind it not giving any perks whatsoever, just wanna support the channel somehow
Von Justyn I appreciate the sentiment but it’s not necessary. Keep your items!
*very calmly and nicely pats heavy's head*
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The ending so wholesome. Heavy understands his pain.
It’s nice to know heavy actually didn’t kill himself and helped scout through his similar pains
That's a BLU Heavy. Red one... He is not doing so well.
Daniel Rozovsckiy here’s what happened. After his attempted suicide of the last video medic healed his injuries(cause it takes multiple shots to kill a heavy) Heavy left to find himself because he felt insecure around his teammates he grabbed his sandvich recipe and fairy outfit and left he soon realized that his teammates were the root of his depression so he decide to find a new group which was blue team.
he got autobalanced after he died
ISTG I REWATCHED THESE VIDEOS SO MUCH I CAN LITERALLY RECITE THEM ALL OUT OF MEMORY
Can’t watch the normal Meet the ___ anymore because all I think about is the depressed mercs, seeing them happy is unnatural
Fact: The VA of the scout watched this on his stream.
Now I wanna see that
bruh send link and time stamp plesh
Link please? Or keywords to look up? 'Scout VA watches depressed Scout on stream?' Maybe?
@@ryanhernandez1877 www.twitch.tv/chiliofdestiny/clip/BlatantTastyNarwhalHassanChop?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
if you don't believe me that it's the actual VA, you can look up his IMDB at Nathan Vetterlein.
@@leduc6919 No, I believe you. Thanks!
"I'm a force of nothin'." is a phrase I intend to use from now on.
"Everything dies and I sit on my ass" it's like he's complaining about how he doesn't have the guts to make himself die
1:27 The Bad Ending theme of TF2
“Grass dies, bird dies, sun’s gonna die, and bruddah, I am forced to sit through it!”
How tf did this blow up
Tf2 not tf
“How Team Fortress 2 did this blow up” yus correct
@@musket2372 Lmao
@@Micd521 tf means "the fuck"....
U dummy
Ok
Listen here u little carp
I like that at the end, the heavy actually helped and comforted the scout
Me during a mild inconvenience: 1:17
Clinically depressed Demoman
"What makes me a good Demoman? If aye know why I became a demoman, I would have been sitting in there, and told you all about it aye would"
no, he would just be gone (because bad demomen would'nt be sitting here, talking about it now, would they?)
the sad “boink” and “bonk” really got me poor guy needs a hug
0:44 Feed me, Heavy. Feed me all night long
After so long....
we finally got it boys.
why am I actually kinda sad after watching these videos? the only one that didn't make me sad was this one because of it's happy ending. WHY AM I SO INVESTED IN THE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED TEAM?!
Freakin relatable.
“ if you used up the free time that I use up, you could cure diseases” welcome to the club pall
Clinically depressed Heavy:
"I lost Sasha. I lost my sandvich. I lost my will to live."
Already made clinically depressed heavy
@@heavenlyhavens okay.
This is scout in a timeline where tf2 is no longer free to play.
That ending where Heavy is comforting Scout is just too precious
alternative title: scout has arthritis.
1:18 Notice that the Soldier weapon stops smiling, probably meaning that the Scout was gonna be cured of depression soon
I love it how heavy actually helps at the end and even pats his back , it’s really wholesome and nice!
Me: *Eats my food peacefully.*
My Dog: 0:44
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
After so many years it’s finally here. Wow. Great work. Loved the ending, that was sweet of heavy.
Well, the video was gone for a while, and it's back
Scout: MEDIC!!
Medic: Yah?
Scout: HEAL MY DEPRESSION!!!!
Medic: No
Scout: Why?
Medic: I am uber charging Pyro!
Scout: Why?
Medic: *Because he asked*
Also Medic: Wait, you have food, I know that!
Scout: You’re right i’ve Got.... _A Bucket of chi-_ **Gets back stabbed**
Spy: *N o*