@@SpunkyDunk True, but then again, he doesn't seem to get very sick. Also, if he drinks a lot for enjoyment, then he probably could have died by now. Even if he doesn't do it for enjoyment, or he doesn't die, drinking bleach to get sick either sounds like he's trying to get some enjoyment by resorting to becoming a masochist, or he's depressed because of all the bleach constantly makes him sick.
I find it hilarious that he doesn't show up initially because its a call back to the original line "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it now would I?"
"What makes me a good Demoman? Well if I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya, now would I!?" >Isn't sittin' here, discussin' it with ya. >Refuses to elaborate further.
Going by TF2's official lore, Demoman was an orphan, then accidentally blew up his adoptive parents, then got new parents who forced him to work multiple jobs and intentionally avoided emotional attachment, and during one of these jobs he got irreversibly disfigured by a wizard. His best friends are a lead-poisoned lunatic and a possessed sword, and despite owning a mansion he STILL lives with his emotionally abusive mother. The man has good reason to be depressed.
Original joke is funnier. He's supposed to say "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it now would I?" He's not there when that line is supposed to play.
Can't wait for the rest. My favourite part was when he said "What makes me a good demoman?" and he isn't in the seat. He wasn't sitting there, discussing it.
I felt like you could've removed Demoman from all the desk scenes. 'Cause since he's a Bad Demoman, he shouldn't have been sitting there discussing it with us.
Update: The Soldier had a traumatic childhood The heavy is broke The engineer is homeless The scout is a failure at life The demoman is an emotionally unstable, alcoholic, envious coward with low self esteem who has to work at subway.
0:45 Considering he drinks hydrogen peroxide in the official comics, him drinking bleach actually isn't too far off lol. Nice Demoman voice by the way. Have a nice day! :)
Depressed Medic and Spy are going to be uniquely interesting to watch, because I think their original scenes can't be easily converted into the usual depressing antics Spunk normally does. He's likely going to have to rewrite most of the scenes, especially Spy's.
@@jockeyfield1954 ''One weeps for days to imagine what melancholic thoughts lie behind that mask...what nightmares of chronic and sustained depression..'' -Spy in Meet the Clinically Depressed Pyro (maybe)
"What makes me a good Demoman? Well if I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya, now would I!?" >Isn't sittin' here, discussin' it with ya. >Refuses to elaborate further.
I'm pretty sure a 6'4, 400 pounds man bomb would at least snap that Pyro's neck. In all seriousness, I hope the blu squad who survived the explosion gave the Demo a hug and a pat.
Those live streams were definitely worth it! Who's going to be the next mercenary on the Clinically Depressed series? Edit: Oh wait, I just saw who it was, it's Sniper next, that'll be fun...
What makes me a good demo if I were a good demo i wouldnt live in a BOX! (Its pretty good and I am happy you cut out the eye patch line as he is already depressed about his eye
Really, really I waited 8 years for this masterpiece, for these eight years I quit smoking 3 times my grandfather died, ohhhh man I've been waiting for this for a long time . And im Russia.
![Demoman's Dilemma [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Eie4cNvdJcQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TF2] MvM's Worst Class](/img/n.gif)
Demo drinking out of Heavy's mouth is the most beautiful and horrendous thing I've witnessed today
Heavy is mother bird giving his child food
dare to explain how this is in any way "beautiful"?
@@aiksi5605 I would but our English language lack the proper words to describe such beauty
@@TheKingOfNachosTM fair enough
yuk
I like how every single DEPRESSED CHARACTER doesn’t even own a gun it’s just another Mercenary saying a word or sound
Sashiper
Spy Sentry
Medic Guitar
Demogun
Demo Launcher
Scatterdier
Soldier Bat
Heavy Launcher
Sticky Heavy
Hoovle
Crinically Depressed Fortress 2 arsenal seems legit.
Bechuase they so poor they cany afford guns
@@samuelinson bruh, depressed heavy's minisnipe costs 1 billion dollars to fire
edit: i said million, not billion
i think their mercenary weapons are the class that is their weakness
Sometimes you just gotta use a Spy…
and if that don’t work: Just give up
"what makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be here!" *proceeds to not be here*
I DIDNT GET THAT BUT NOW THAT YOU SAID IT LMAOOO
well he is bad now
"DISCu-"
*Dissapires*
bunger
Bad = sad
Technically, Demoman was able to drink bleach without dying, so theoretically, he's immortal... which proves why he's so depressed.
Drinking bleach doesn't actually kill you, it just makes you really sick.
@@SpunkyDunk True, but then again, he doesn't seem to get very sick. Also, if he drinks a lot for enjoyment, then he probably could have died by now. Even if he doesn't do it for enjoyment, or he doesn't die, drinking bleach to get sick either sounds like he's trying to get some enjoyment by resorting to becoming a masochist, or he's depressed because of all the bleach constantly makes him sick.
When was this a thing?
@@Reaper-gg3fg Well I swear alcohol is all he can drink in the comics.
@@Reaper-gg3fg z
start of the video: oh no the demo is feeling a bit sad
end of the video: *_demoman screaming at the floor_*
then depressed scout comes up and simply says "same" making him feel worse
oh hey people noticed my comment
nice
aww glad that made you happy aha
Now it's 666 likes
@@cartooncat32exe ik this comment was made a year ago but now it's 777 likes
I find it hilarious that he doesn't show up initially because its a call back to the original line "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it now would I?"
I thought he was on the floor crying or drinking from Heavys mouth
Heavy bomb
Someone noticed, nice.
Plot twist: the blu team just wants to help the demo get over his depression
Better plot twist, blu team saw how depressed red team is and decided to try to help the whole team
@@lucario293 that would be heartwarming
i mean blu heavy did help red scout and blu medic asked red soldier if he was ok
It looks like the blu team wants to help make them feel better
By giving him actual weaponry
"What makes me a good demoman?"
Cut to nobody at the table
legendary
"What makes me a good Demoman? Well if I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya, now would I!?"
>Isn't sittin' here, discussin' it with ya.
>Refuses to elaborate further.
After days and days, finally is here...
Just a week really, and that’s like a record in SFM time lol
@@SpunkyDunk amogus moment
@@WojakWarrior22 whats amogus
@@brokenbreaks8029 the game where the imposter is sus
Finally
Going by TF2's official lore, Demoman was an orphan, then accidentally blew up his adoptive parents, then got new parents who forced him to work multiple jobs and intentionally avoided emotional attachment, and during one of these jobs he got irreversibly disfigured by a wizard. His best friends are a lead-poisoned lunatic and a possessed sword, and despite owning a mansion he STILL lives with his emotionally abusive mother.
The man has good reason to be depressed.
what my whole life has been leading up to: the demoman kissing heavy with no arms or legs
I'm gonna have to apply for a job soon
AT SUBWAY.
I...guess that's worse than Hell?
@@AuraArondight Yes
Get the sandwhich wrong
And you are SHUNNED by the entire country
Soldier - "Dear god...."
@@AeromatterYTThere’s more..
@@AeromatterYT Spy - "It's a wrong order."
"What makes my a sad Demoman? IF I WERE A GLAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE HERE DRINKING MY LIFE AWAY NOW WOULD I?"
ah yes, the 3 demomen, the sad demoman, the glad demoman, and the mad demoman
Original joke is funnier. He's supposed to say "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it now would I?" He's not there when that line is supposed to play.
0:10 "If I were a bad demoman i wouldn't be sitting here discussing it here wouldn't I?"
“LEETS RECONSIDER THIIIS!”
"I've been looking forward to this."
Count dooku.
@DamnMerasmus wtf
@@nandortorok5876 General Kenobi
@DamnMerasmus you drink too much srumpeh
@DamnMerasmus f u, star wars is great
@@MrBlack75922 Fine Addition to my collection
i really felt it when he said "one static heavy, one sorry excuse for a emotionally stable person, 12 alcoholic drinks, and DEPRESIOoohohoon"
One of the best lines of the video
I fucking love the running joke of all of them having useless weapons. Great job as always spunky
“If I were a clinically depressed Demoman, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here, discussin’ it with ya, now would I?!”
if i was a good demoman i wouldn't be drinkin out of a fukin heavy
Can't wait for the rest.
My favourite part was when he said "What makes me a good demoman?" and he isn't in the seat. He wasn't sitting there, discussing it.
He was a bad Demoman
I felt like you could've removed Demoman from all the desk scenes.
'Cause since he's a Bad Demoman, he shouldn't have been sitting there discussing it with us.
Thought about keeping the joke running but then it wouldn't nearly be as entertaining.
Once all the Meet the Clinically Depressed Team videos are completed, I'd love to one day see the full Meet the Clinically Depressed TF2 soundtrack.
Love how BLU Heavy's face was turned from "Oh fuck" to "What the fuck"
The man, the myth, the absolute Legend. He's made another masterpiece.
'if i were a bad demoman i wouldnt be sittin here'
so thats why hes just not there.
Do u think he is clinically depressed?
No hes just on that darn phone
@@trumpet_boooi that darn phone
That darn phone
@@dietznuts9353 i don’t think he is
Just a little
Update:
The Soldier had a traumatic childhood
The heavy is broke
The engineer is homeless
The scout is a failure at life
The demoman is an emotionally unstable, alcoholic, envious coward with low self esteem who has to work at subway.
“They got more ******* kills from Gandhi counted than they got from the likes of me” This is a genuinely genius line
I'm really curious as to how Meet the Clinically Depressed Pyro will be.
The goggles would malfunction and show a grim and depressing landscape I guess
They would see the pits of Hell
Oh god I can't imagine how hard it will be to do cliniacaly depressed medic
I’ll find a way, don’t worry.
The Heavy is happy for some reason when he is a gun, Demoman will soon turn happy, at Subway.
0:45 Considering he drinks hydrogen peroxide in the official comics, him drinking bleach actually isn't too far off lol.
Nice Demoman voice by the way. Have a nice day! :)
0:17 I love how there are also clinically depressed Heavy and Soldier
and clinically depressed spy
What’s next? Blue spy talking shit about how much of a failure Red Spy is?😂
Depressed Medic and Spy are going to be uniquely interesting to watch, because I think their original scenes can't be easily converted into the usual depressing antics Spunk normally does. He's likely going to have to rewrite most of the scenes, especially Spy's.
@@Manglet762 or pyro
@@Manglet762 "and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was sued 50 million dollars! *cries"*
@@jockeyfield1954 ''One weeps for days to imagine what melancholic thoughts lie behind that mask...what nightmares of chronic and sustained depression..'' -Spy in Meet the Clinically Depressed Pyro (maybe)
I think depressed Medic would be the RED Medic trying to solve Heavy's depression and he ends up being depressed too.
1:41
Blue team in there mind: Why is he talking to the ground?
"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with ya' now would I?"
1:22 grim bloody clueless WEAPON
Duuuuuudddeee!! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life then this! Great job 😂😂😂😂😂
0:23 is my favorite line in the whole video it works to well haha
1:28 that shot of Demo makes me laugh so hard.
Didn’t take too many years this time, spunky. Not bad.
But for real. This is great
Okay, for real, this is hysterical. I love the Heavy Scrumpy.
It looks amazing!!!! You did a great job, and I can't wait for the next one ^^
Looking at the floor.... Is your dreams of happiness under the dirt?
Hilarious jokes, I'm glad I watched your live streams.
Good job!
0:51 Yeet!
Since he was a bad demoman, he wasn't sitting there, discussing it with us, now, was he?
"What makes me a good Demoman? Well if I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya, now would I!?"
>Isn't sittin' here, discussin' it with ya.
>Refuses to elaborate further.
1:12 lol look at soldier
With all the robotic 15ai that's popular in videos these days, it's really refreshing to see some real voice acting.
Spunky! You finally got to do it! XD
Noice work! [ It's me StupidCinnamonBun btw the person that joined when you were streaming Hollow Knight xD ]
These vids are a masterpiece keep up the good work
I'm pretty sure a 6'4, 400 pounds man bomb would at least snap that Pyro's neck.
In all seriousness, I hope the blu squad who survived the explosion gave the Demo a hug and a pat.
"What makes me a good demoman?"
. . .
Perfection
Spunky paid a lot of attention to me and it made me happy on the live stream
Demoman? Clinically depressed
Scout? Also depressed
Enemy team? Confused
Hotel? Triviago
I'm so glad they actually showed what it looks like when Demo screams at the ground
"If I were a Bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, Discussing it with ya Now Would I?"
Its missing the demoman screaming beatbox 9/10 would watch again
That's a stinker doodle for demoman.
Nice video by the way, Spunky
The last shot whew he looks at the ground and the Blu team is in frame killed me!
1:35 cool you can make my sandwiches then😂
Sandvich make me strong!
he wasnt there the next shot because if he was a good demoman he would be there discussin it withya
Missed opportunity for the explosion's of the stickies to be blasts of air
That's some heavy alcohol, can't believe you can. handle that.
it makes sense that hes clinically deppressed if hes applying for a job at subway
Demo is eating sandwich, that Heavy ate.
Those live streams were definitely worth it! Who's going to be the next mercenary on the Clinically Depressed series?
Edit: Oh wait, I just saw who it was, it's Sniper next, that'll be fun...
He already was happy back in Meet the soldier…
depressed sniper is next
with marasmus as special guest
All I need is meet the depressed medic and meet the depressed spy
Technically he didn't reconsider running at the enemy because he did it anyways.
Very good video spunky hope to see more in the future!
I love this. Glad you’re making more of these, and take your time if you need to
What makes me a good demoman?
*nothing makes me a good demoman*
I love the BLU team's reactions to the riff on the stickybomb sequence
Not even a bottle of scrompy can clear this
if he was a good demoman, he would’ve been sitting there discussing it with us wouldn’t he?
This was worth all those live-streams.
New tf2 roast: Ghandi got more kills than you
I thought a clinically depressed demo man would be sober all the time
So you’re telling me he’s quitting the job he has now to work at subway he really is depressed
"What makes ME a good Demoman?"
" "
What makes me a good demo if I were a good demo i wouldnt live in a BOX! (Its pretty good and I am happy you cut out the eye patch line as he is already depressed about his eye
You think if the depressed mercenaries got regular weapons they wouldn't be so sad
Maybe maybe but why did they give me such a useless weapon
This qoute was made by depressed heavy
A lot of there problems could probably be solved if Saxon would raise their weapons budget.
this ages well the longer this is out, just a feeling
I think Heavy is having the time of his life
LET'S RECONSIDER THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!?!?
"LEEEEEEEEEEET'S RECONSIDER THIIIIIIS!"
“This probably won’t even scratch you!”
Really, really I waited 8 years for this masterpiece, for these eight years I quit smoking 3 times my grandfather died, ohhhh man I've been waiting for this for a long time . And im Russia.
I like how the blu team starts to feel more and more bad for the red team as the series goes on
I think he’s got bad vision in his one remaining eye
This is just alternative universe when blu team actually wins
In an alternate universe, where the blue team always wins in the red team, always loses
its beautiful how you created another category of weapons that dosent do any damage, im gonna call it "mercenary weapons (litteraly)"
The perfect title is "Meet the Emoman"
What makes me a good Demoman? *vanishes*
0:38
Is he drinking vomit out of heavy!?
Yㅌ5
1:07 woah, neuro transmitters
"What makes me a good demoman?"
"uhhh i dont really know to be honest."
This works perfectly for demoman because he’s an alcoholic
Hilarious as always! Great Job Spunk man.