Jerma and Star Cannot Shut Up

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  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    Jerma and Star have this fucking inhuman chemistry that results in both deep frustration and the funniest shit ever.

  • @chalachouchou
    @chalachouchou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5303

    I swear to God the whole thing just feels like American Psycho scene where nobody actually listens to each other

    • @SnakeBum
      @SnakeBum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      He even has his hair slicked back and everything holy shit.

    • @joe____
      @joe____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      There's probably a ton of new watchers that come to one of these streams and walk away thinking that Jerma and Star just fucking hate each other

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@joe____ as someone who has watched him for a whole 3 years, they dont?

    • @scladoffle2472
      @scladoffle2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@alphalax7747 They're the definition of a love hate relationship, they both seem to love and hate each other at the same time. 'Jerma is mad' was some of the best content ever back in the day.

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Let’s see Ster’s business card…

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3052

    the Pog lizardmeter was the funniest thing. Imagine your trailer, which you worked so hard on, being ruined by a pog meter appearing, getting filled a quarter of the way, then disappearing. Hilarious.

    • @FreedomPuppy
      @FreedomPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      The thought of this is so funny to me for some reason.

    • @nohs8776
      @nohs8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      imagining this but instead of poglizard it's residentsleeper

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jerma said that

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@nohs8776 now THAT would be fucking hysterical

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      When I was watchimg someone restream the Ubisoft conference it literally showed up right as the Far Cry 6 bad guy was telling his goons to execute an entire room of refugees or something it was so funny

  • @ZionSype
    @ZionSype 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    Ster: "A guy in my chat is saying 160's perfectly normal weight. Are you always down on yourself?"
    Jerma: "IF YOU HAVE DRESS SHOES ON YOU GET A LITTLE TALLER-"

    • @heyitsmort7744
      @heyitsmort7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That was such a heartening moment. Ster would be an awful therapist but also the best therapist.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wtf does that have to do with anything lmao. Poor jerma, bullying is a horrible thing.

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@heyitsmort7744 He'd be like the therapist from Silent Hill Shattered Memories that just drinks and insults you constantly.

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's two Alexas having a conversation

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    Sters insane cynicism combined with Jermas complete neurotic behavior is a match made in heaven

    • @pingdotlin
      @pingdotlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      they bring the worst out of each other it's so good

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      match made in hell i think you mean
      as it should be

    • @bossman-jk9tl
      @bossman-jk9tl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They COMPLETE each other to create the perfect e clown…

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      a deville and a angle... a match made in hell....

  • @dreziv
    @dreziv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    continuing Jerma's never-ending cycle of pretending to give a shit about games conferences until the very moment a trailer is actually on-screen, and then yelling at himself to stop talking over the trailers, only this time, Star is here to create auto-fellatio panic

    • @TeddyPicker191
      @TeddyPicker191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Auto-fellatio panic.
      Never heard those words together before.

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I know what autofellatio means but wtf does it mean in this context
      EDIT: I figured it out

    • @TheCovenantKiller
      @TheCovenantKiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      auto-fellatio panic is my favourite anime

  • @bidgeon1423
    @bidgeon1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    When called an influencer, Jerma says "I don't like that word, we're e-clowns." That is the greatest quote of any modern internet personality. God bless this man.

  • @Thinzy
    @Thinzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    He's always fresh out of the shower for these
    You can literally see his hair dry throughout the video

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      I imagine he'll go days and days without showering considering he leaves alone, wearing no clothes because he has no windows, and then he finally showers when he looks at his bank account and realizes he needs to do a stream or two and looks immaculate

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It’s a fucking 40 minute video. Damn. The exact time you’d expect hair to dry.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@RunnJake I mean yeah that’s how I’d do it

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@RunnJake
      the GRIND lifestyle

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@RunnJake PSYCHO streamer only showers once a week

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Can't believe they talked during the trailer of Reload Gun 6! 😡

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Can't believe they talked before AND after the trailer of Reload Gun 6! 😎

    • @LanHikari
      @LanHikari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Is this the STREAMER that TALKED ON STREAM?

    • @blueberrycurrents
      @blueberrycurrents 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah and they also talked over boring rouge like game #76368 😡

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blueberrycurrents hades is literally the only good roguelite, don't listen to ster's nonsense
      not only *can* you reach and beat the final boss of hades with no upgrades, you literally can't fight the final boss on your first run in isaac.

    • @blueberrycurrents
      @blueberrycurrents 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LieseFury yeah I only play noita and Isaac

  • @STINKY1790
    @STINKY1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I want everyone to know if they thought listening to these 2 stooges argue for 43 minutes was excessive, just remember that this stream was literally 3 and a half hours and they were at odds the entire fucking time

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Why would anyone think this is excessive? This is literally the only way I’d ever want to watch an E3 or any other Video Game conference.

    • @TF_Tony
      @TF_Tony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      This is literally their chemistry since they fucking started doing shit together in TF2. This is all I'm here for.

    • @williambyrd6665
      @williambyrd6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      People still get hyped over video game trailers? This just reminds me of movie trailers - they all follow the same shit recipe.

    • @aila6814
      @aila6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      they always argue, its what makes them a good pair. because they never agree. its hilarious.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@williambyrd6665 True, Jerma and Ster's back and forth arguments made things a lot more enjoyable even tho 90% of what they're talking about had anything to do with the trailers they're watching

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Why Jerma would be a cool boss:
    -He has a cup that reflects his mood on how much coffee he has consumed
    -???

  • @swallowme535
    @swallowme535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    Remember when Jerma asked customers at a pet store for help as if they were employees and then they recognized him as Jerma on Twitch and he kept denying it until he didn’t and he did an awkward, nervous “Lllloookatme!” to confirm to them he’s Jerma, the guy who does the “Lllloookatme!” ‘s on his Twitch streams from time to time

    • @emmy9345
      @emmy9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      less of a llllookatme and more of a loogame! maybe

    • @MrTuas
      @MrTuas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Whos Jerma?

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@MrTuas Jerma from One Piece

    • @Jonjohnsonandthekinderen
      @Jonjohnsonandthekinderen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@BudBonkerson piece of what? piece of shit?

    • @colef2222
      @colef2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Heard he threw up some Oreos right afterwards too. An actual pyscho.

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    These two are just in constant conflict

    • @FSousA7X
      @FSousA7X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Like a married couple

    • @williamlandis1134
      @williamlandis1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It’s about two struggling forces

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait they're gonna be in the next Ubisoft game? Sweet!

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Wait are these the two streamers who were locked in a neverending conflict going back and forth with two struggling forces

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You see it's about a back and forth between *TWO STRUGGLING FORCES*

    • @generalgrievous92
      @generalgrievous92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Also known as JERMA VS STAR, JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

    • @VengyDengy
      @VengyDengy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jerma vs Star Jerma vs Star!!

    • @nishikomiya8505
      @nishikomiya8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love your profile pic!

    • @fnutek3720
      @fnutek3720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They once fought in the youtube universe. Their powers were in perfect balance so their equal strength ended up resetting the universe. And now we are in the universe where jerma is a catboy streamer. Except hes still arguing.

  • @TheMisanthropistTM
    @TheMisanthropistTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Typical of star and jerma, they're like an old married couple and can't stop talking while the trailers appear

    • @billiamcaprisun428
      @billiamcaprisun428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      they're going senile in their 30s

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its like old people complaining about a commercial that came on 2 hours ago.

  • @jopomeister
    @jopomeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    ster is my favourite heel character. This whole video has the same feeling you get as a kid when you try to shove the wrong sides of magnets together, including the inevitable moment where one of them pings away and ruins your new HD plasma television

  • @grubbie8614
    @grubbie8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Holy shit, a stream where they try to recreate old videos would be a fucking disaster. I love it.

  • @lmycinius5783
    @lmycinius5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    Every conversation in this stream pretty much went along the lines of,
    Jerma: "Hey wait a second, this game looks pretty cool."
    Star: "What in the fuck are you even talking about? Are you insane?"

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      or jerma asking star a question and neurotically shushing him when he tries to answer

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Jerma literally said for ster to have completely different opinions of him to fully balance out the stream

    • @lorbbrol9976
      @lorbbrol9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When did he say that? I watched the vid 2 times now, timestamp pls?

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lorbbrol9976 7:09

    • @BallstinkBaron
      @BallstinkBaron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@lorbbrol9976 jerma moment

  • @MadelineSawyer
    @MadelineSawyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I still can't get over 'you're 6 feet on a good day', as if star's height fluctuates between 6'0 and 6'2

  • @DestructionOfRome
    @DestructionOfRome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    That whole flexibility conversation and ster’s dry absurd humor is one of the greatest highlights of this channel

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I love that jerma doesn't understand that yoga exists

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Wabajak13 when haveyou seen a dwarf do yoga?

  • @SuperRitz44
    @SuperRitz44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Just like someone im chat said, Aristotle and Plato stream

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Why almost everytime he watches E3 or something equivalent to that he needs his hair slicked back like that? 😂

    • @raspymorten
      @raspymorten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      He needs to be more villanous.

    • @nou1178
      @nou1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He needs that 90s evil ceo look

    • @barf1054
      @barf1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      He takes his yearly shower

    • @user-bv1gq8jj6b
      @user-bv1gq8jj6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nou1178 He looks like the villain of a 90s low budget action movie.

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He’s the boss of a company. Make sure to look at the levels on his coffee mug.

  • @aIasdair
    @aIasdair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    i love the sound of black panthers leather daddy suit

    • @partyrocker
      @partyrocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hiii

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is the kind of comment you'd only see on a Jerma comments section

  • @clarkweesnaw6471
    @clarkweesnaw6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Jerma is the evil lackey talking to ster, the mastermind villain on the supercomputer talking about how he won’t fail him again.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerma is 8Head megamind genius but everyone thinks he is a pepega schizo LUL

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@leemsvg jerma is the fucking fish in megamind, same size and all, he just needs the gorila body

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@leemsvg jesse what the fuck are you talking about

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Why does Jerma look like a Bond villain with his hair like that.

  • @xtdycxtfuv9353
    @xtdycxtfuv9353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    jerma is good alone but when he's with STAR_ it's like that scene from ratatouille where remy tries the foods together and it's wayy better

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So Stur is the rat and Jerma is the small guy manager who is the real hero of the movie?

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@brandonmorel2658 He's talking about combining cheese and strawberry

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck no lmao. Star is annoying as shit

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Leto_0 I forgot about that scene, have anyone actually tried that?

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@joeyoutube3961 I personally enjoy his banter, I imagine the duo as a kind of Mike and Dave from Civil Protection series but both are fucking insane.

  • @RhyHello
    @RhyHello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "I Hate anything that happens on earth" God I fucking love these guys

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Thats is a great Christian Bale cosplay Jerma

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      spoilers:
      you know the ending when it's not sure if he actually killed any one jerma life is actually what he's been doing the entire movie

  • @2toothsome
    @2toothsome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    when someone brings up shoes regarding their height you know they're not only shorter than they claim, but are extremely terrified of anyone knowing how short they really are

    • @pineconesnowstorm
      @pineconesnowstorm ปีที่แล้ว

      who the fuck measures themselves with shoes on??

  • @LLPTV
    @LLPTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "You get into these, like, fits, and you think people get it."
    That is Jerma in a nutshell.

    • @Apollyna
      @Apollyna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      6:07 , for posterity

  • @frankcasella423
    @frankcasella423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    21:12 he's so short he's brainwashed himself into thinking your height includes shoes :(

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This might be one of my new favorite Jerma videos because I can imagine so vividly in my head Jerma and Star in a movie theater talking away as everyone is visibly upset at them, with just a giant trail of smoke from their cigarettes

  • @g.d.8065
    @g.d.8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    He so completely misunderstood that Ster was talking about sitting on the floor with his legs flat (not in a chair), it's hard to believe it wasn't willful.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He is that rare breed of human being that can be accidentally-wilfully-ignorant.

    • @krebgurfson5732
      @krebgurfson5732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      no no no, the box is chair shaped but it's not a chair. they both understand the situation, you don't. star saying he can put his face to the ground requires insane flexibility. jermas mind obviously jumped to someone performing autofelacio, most likely his chat spamming it.

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremytitus9519 this unfortunately relates to me a lot sometimes.

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought Ster was saying he could do it while standing up.

    • @hollyfelis4197
      @hollyfelis4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      are you saying you don't think someone can zuck their own zick without being in a chair?

  • @DrTacoPHD665
    @DrTacoPHD665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The implication that Jerma and Star have a relationship like Mr and Mrs. Incredible is deeply disturbing but probably an apt description.

  • @names6494
    @names6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    oh my god i fucking pray that the "remastering an old video" idea isnt something that just gets thrown out and then tossed to the side... i want that sooooo bad

    • @razzledazzle1683
      @razzledazzle1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bald Streamer could act the Sweet Genius so well

    • @Smung
      @Smung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There's no way in hell they will do jerma is mad pt. 3
      that would suck ass and I would watch it

    • @ash_1687
      @ash_1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Smung but will boo be in the call?

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would actually love to see some remastered GTA IV Online videos

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Half a year later and they didn't bother - sorry to say
      - from the future.

  • @1989TS..
    @1989TS.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Omfg I love ster so damn much. He is the only person who gets on jermas level and wins.

  • @kirbyjinet302
    @kirbyjinet302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Friendly reminder they kept this running joke of being against each other completly for 3 hours.

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      more like 7 years honestly

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    slime rancher 2 has huge implications for the jermaverse

    • @malaisee1382
      @malaisee1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      love the Squisherz pfp :)

  • @bigasssimp7468
    @bigasssimp7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    these two are so fucking funny

  • @TheGreenlark
    @TheGreenlark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I like how they said they wanted to save talking for the break. But then kept talking until the break then they didn't have anything to talk about lmao

  • @SeedyZ
    @SeedyZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    24:07 Someone in the discord posted a stick figure drawing of what Jerma was thinking and I have never seen a message get +2'd so fast in my life.

    • @RegularCody
      @RegularCody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've heard the term a few times, what does +2'd mean?

    • @M0nkey4365
      @M0nkey4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@RegularCody when jerma makes a joke people do "+2" or "-2" whether if the joke was good or bad

    • @ComSeal
      @ComSeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@RegularCody if you want to know exactly where it came from: it comes from an old Jerma and Etalyx stream where they tried to beat a game in only a few hours. But everytime they made a good joke they got 2 more minutes and everytime they made a bad joke they lost time.

    • @33screamingfrogs34
      @33screamingfrogs34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ComSeal OH i thought it had something to do with the sims

    • @ConstipatedLlama
      @ConstipatedLlama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ComSeal the game was kane & lynch 2 btw

  • @travisdickens4304
    @travisdickens4304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Its like they aren't even in a call with each other, they are just acting on a loose script they agreed upon before the stream.

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    if star and jerma made a podcast together, i'd watch it religiously

  • @IHateNumbersOnNames
    @IHateNumbersOnNames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Jerma AND star?
    Wow
    Everybody was waiting to see this happen.

    • @jackawaka
      @jackawaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I belive you are mistaken, we are actually waiting for the
      Jerma versus Star_,
      Jerma versus Star_,
      Everyones wants for it to happen

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody wanted this to happen because Star is annoying

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joeyoutube3961 15

    • @RhyHello
      @RhyHello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joeyoutube3961 15

    • @jaketheletterd
      @jaketheletterd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joeyoutube3961 Cannot Shut Up

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They play really well off each other, star is really quick-witted and can react to Jerma's tangents extremely fast.

  • @kriegerdrako
    @kriegerdrako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Local streamer "gained a lot of weight", proceeds to silence best friend for having practiced yoga.

  • @taylordice823
    @taylordice823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Jerma seriesly has the biggest double standards with his friends, listening to him talk over the cutscenes while star is dead silent and then have him yell at star the second he says anything during the cutscenes is just the most Jerma thing.

    • @AJellieDonut
      @AJellieDonut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He literally asks him a question and then tells him to be quiet when he answers it. He's an absolute madman.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hypocrite Andy

    • @swaggerdagger8976
      @swaggerdagger8976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TurbopropPuppy Hypocrite Harry

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TurbopropPuppy No!
      Aging Andy!

  • @cyberbug578
    @cyberbug578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jermas smile when star compliments him makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

  • @Alistocrat
    @Alistocrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Jerma and Star are like an old married couple who know exactly how to push eachothers buttons and are constantly on the verge of divorce.

  • @hollyfelis4197
    @hollyfelis4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    37:14
    Wacky Voice: *_"AMONG US????"_*
    Jerma: "I like this game now."

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is like if the two old geezers from the muppets had a movie.

  • @annasanchez5877
    @annasanchez5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    everyone saying ster is annoying just doesnt understand. hes from boston, this is what those people are like.

    • @tam-tam7098
      @tam-tam7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      He's a card counter, he got banned from tournaments

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tam-tam7098 I never understood why using cognitive abilities can get you banned, I would think using the mind like that would be fair and not bad.

    • @tam-tam7098
      @tam-tam7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@failedsocialexperiment2382 Because it means you have a chance other than luck to make money, and casinos aren't a big fan of that. I'm not sure about card games, but I know slots are rigged heavily against you. It's fair for sure, but that's why it's banned.

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can confirm this is what we’re like.

    • @marmotman151
      @marmotman151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you follow the lore, you'd know that Ster's journey began in New Jersey.

  • @thrian4617
    @thrian4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Its so funny when jerma is having one of his fits with a semi normal person with him.

  • @dezzy2357
    @dezzy2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    If they actually remastered an old video I want to see the Diablo video where Star just annoyed Jerma with the witch doctor for like 20 minutes.

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Jerma saying he's 160 lbs and "fat guy" means he's either way shorter than he says or he has serious body image problems

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      probably the latter. Jerma is a very fit looking dude and Twitch chat, especially Jerma's, is very toxic so it's probably not doing wonders for his self image in general let alone body image.

    • @Mort-ko7lj
      @Mort-ko7lj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He’s actually 6 inches tall, and just always appears on camera sideways to appear taller

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@ccda3324 yeah, ive seen people make a lot of mean comments about his image under the guise of jokes. it kinda makes me sad cus hes not bad looking in the slightest, but his twitch chat has this whole idea in their head that they can say whatever they want to him just because theyre a fan

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@junezdollhouseI'm 250 lbs and the same height. I could never be a streamer, my skin isn't that thick

    • @meyague
      @meyague 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@junezdollhouse leave it to the "hard fans" not to understand the limit between playful banter and outright harassment. that's why I'm so happy he's soft retiring, I love him and his content but he needs to stay away from such a toxic audience

  • @chikupa
    @chikupa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this entire video just sounds like both of their streams are open in different tabs

  • @billdobbing1999
    @billdobbing1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jerma trying to shut star up like anyone came to just watch E3 which is essentially just watching ads

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This was the horniest stream ever, so good

    • @mayo_d
      @mayo_d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      help this comment made me spit out my milk

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mayo_d You want some "ice" with your "milk?"

    • @haloman6477
      @haloman6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ThePaperKhan who the fuck puts “ice” in “milk”

    • @yungquagton
      @yungquagton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      guys it's an "emergency" does anyone have "paypal"

    • @mayo_d
      @mayo_d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What the fuck are these comments i was drinking CHOCOLATE MILK.

  • @maxcleghorn
    @maxcleghorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    you should've grabbed the unmuted parts of sters stream.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah I was kinda hoping Ster's rant about furries would be in here from his stream and then be interrupted by Jerma saying "what are you talking about"

    • @vinnysuperg123
      @vinnysuperg123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ok honestly that didnt cross my mind while editing this and now Im pissed I didnt.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vinnysuperg123 Cryig now

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vinnysuperg123 literally unwatchable, _GOD_

    • @John-yr1ww
      @John-yr1ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      is there a link to those bits anywhere?

  • @kastang1444
    @kastang1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That entire "nose on the ground" conversation was my favourite part of the video

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Jerma and star are honestly a great duo

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they have been for the last decade

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope. Jerma is great. Star is annoying as shit

    • @gamblerofrats
      @gamblerofrats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joeyoutube3961 It's high brow, he's not being annoying for the sake of it

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@joeyoutube3961 14

    • @user-yk9sz9mh1t
      @user-yk9sz9mh1t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@joeyoutube3961 -2

  • @RobotLover696
    @RobotLover696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Jerma jerma jerma contENNTTTT

    • @mash3732
      @mash3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here comes the conteeeent

    • @GangreneVictim
      @GangreneVictim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Average Jerma Fan

    • @saxninja8464
      @saxninja8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Average Jex Enjoyer

  • @snafu_vfx
    @snafu_vfx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jerma985 and STAR_ were one of my favorite duos from way back, genuinely makes me so glad to see them back making content together

  • @atozisnotme
    @atozisnotme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    36:21
    Ster: "they're fucking up that cube"
    My mind immediately went to:"SQUAAAARES, KILL THE SQUAAAAARES-THEYRE MORE LIKE HEXAGONS, BUT I DONT CAAAARE"

  • @Akleroth
    @Akleroth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Star's idea about remaking their videos could only appeal to Jerma. It's just insane enough for him to consider it.

  • @TheIncandescentOne
    @TheIncandescentOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    fun insider streamer facts:
    I am deathly afraid of god's judgement of my sins

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      fun insider deity facts:
      God’s punishments while severe are often crazy ironic and clever and when you stand before his judgment the final nature of your torment might surprise you 😉

    • @radiofish5649
      @radiofish5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yet his Son died for your sins, taking your judgment for you. Believe and take the gift of eternal life that is given to you freely.

  • @markrossiter3456
    @markrossiter3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    while they were talking about ster being able to put his head between his legs I literally did it.

  • @tchellyng
    @tchellyng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I can't decide whether it would be enjoyable to hang out with this two or if it would be a fucking nightmare.

  • @debotoxgod6878
    @debotoxgod6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    im loving to see these two back together. shit makes me feel like a kid again

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jerma and Star are the Waldorf and Statler of gaming events; two cranky old men who are constantly heckling the main show, yet somehow being the best part of it

  • @-thechocoholic-7604
    @-thechocoholic-7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:45 So glad to see Jerma on the big screen! Look forward to playing your game, man!

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    your reaction to the Guardians of the Galaxy game is 'I love spider-man'
    fuckin perfect

  • @lupos2000
    @lupos2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Every "stream watching" stream is a "villain hair" stream.

  • @phillipsurname6993
    @phillipsurname6993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I somehow opened this video twice, heard Star and Jerma Echo and duped up and just assumed they were doing it for a bit... for 8 minutes

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    jerma and star are the cranky commentator guys from the muppets

  • @D-03181
    @D-03181 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    21:22 I can't believe he actually said 2 quarters instead of "and a half", just so it sound like its taller than it is lmao

  • @dragonxlink
    @dragonxlink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That part where Jerma mimics Star by lip syncing his rant kills me every time.

  • @jonahmudlaff6576
    @jonahmudlaff6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sterma and Jar cannot shut up? I've never clicked faster.

  • @lifeofwazi
    @lifeofwazi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    God damn that hairstyle is killing me

    • @jamespeck8694
      @jamespeck8694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's killing it

    • @user-bv1gq8jj6b
      @user-bv1gq8jj6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't make sense, it just doesn't.

    • @TheEthanGamer
      @TheEthanGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamespeck8694 I don't doubt that jerma's killed lots before with that hair.

    • @fuze9458
      @fuze9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He strikes me as the type of man who tans at salon

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:48 That synced well.

  • @WheelchairBilly
    @WheelchairBilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is the most Boston conversation ever

  • @tranquilbean51
    @tranquilbean51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    he doesnt like the space theme because he doesnt like his role as the sus guy

  • @Silver-Arrow
    @Silver-Arrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    so the A tier celebrity that watches jerma was STAR all along

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    10:16 This was such a funny bit to me I slapped my leg so hard it caused lasting pain. Thanks Jerma

  • @eyelessjack4213
    @eyelessjack4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    42:31 Holy shit. I felt Jerma's reaction there through my entire body. Like I felt how brilliant that was and I would love to see it

  • @Vitorio582
    @Vitorio582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I don't get why Jerma wanted them to be silent during the trailers. If people wanna watch the trailers by themselves they could just watch the E3 Twitch channel

    • @ecapsdira
      @ecapsdira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      for the running gag where they wont actually be silent during the trailers

    • @sycamorph
      @sycamorph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think a lot of the time people want the streamer to silently watch the trailer and discuss what they just saw only after the trailer. Basically fill the time between trailers.

  • @jamesevans141
    @jamesevans141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It warms my heart to see the two of them still banting back and forth after all these years. These clowns were a huge part of my childhood and shaped how I laugh to this day.
    Love to see them together

  • @kovlovka
    @kovlovka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I want Jerma and Star to talk over everything I watch

  • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
    @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jerma and Star are the Beavis and Butthead of this generation.

  • @heyych1928
    @heyych1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Old man with dementia stuck in the 1900's with his haircut. His sschizophrenic behaviour causes him to talk to this made up character "Star"

  • @hulax9858
    @hulax9858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jerma with slicked back hair looks like a rich bad guy with 10 diffrent sports cars

  • @FluffyIronGolems
    @FluffyIronGolems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    LETS GO!!
    Jerma vs Star_
    Jerma vs Star_
    Everybody wants to see it happen, Jerma vs Star_

    • @ivy3454
      @ivy3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does this mean that BOO IS IN THE CALL!

    • @FluffyIronGolems
      @FluffyIronGolems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UHM YKNOW WHAT?
      ITS OVER!

    • @ivy3454
      @ivy3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FluffyIronGolems Still do not know what really happened

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm just glad they got together for this. E3 is just a gamer pep-rally, and they capture that so well with the commentary.

  • @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom
    @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    what makes this so funny is that neither of them give a shit about what's on screen at all but only Ster is willing to be honest about it

  • @noblenobull8484
    @noblenobull8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I appreciate the mystery science theater 3000 thumbnail.

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who the fuck is this TF2 guy? I came here for Ster, man.

  • @kaesiegril9987
    @kaesiegril9987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This stream literally reminded me how funny star is at patronizing jerma.

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I hope they recreate sweet genius but replace all the scenes with jerma acting every character

  • @madmanmax120
    @madmanmax120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Seeing the two boys bantering never gets old

  • @sirleopold2378
    @sirleopold2378 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When they got to the bit about star's flexibility i said "oh that's easy" and immediately slammed my face into the ground (bed) like an ostrich so yea im pretty sure it's possible