@@theyoten1613 A while back ago if I'm not mistaken. He was extremely drunk, like 'skin color changed into a horrifying and nauseating blue-green hue from all the alcohol' drunk, and said he wanted to try women's clothing so he stole like a pair of underwear from his girlfriend, but in his attempt to stuff his huge dumptruck ass into them, they tore to shreds, leaving him wearing a g-string. He admitted to still be wearing it during that stream, but quickly sobered up and claims it was accidental. Honestly, Jerma's sanity is going beyond downhill fast. This streamer is so fucked.
Whenever he took his hand out of frame and put it back in, I started dying of laughter. The way he holds the pencil is so hilarious. It makes so much sense that he'd hold it like that. I just can't deal. Lmfao.
People need the realize the how good he jebaited people with the letter bit. When he started doing it around 500 people left the stream, so He stopped doing it. Once the people returned He immediately started doing it again.
Consider: There's ABSOLUTELY at least one person who came in during the red wine joke, saw it, assumed it was real, left, and has NEVER come back to Jerma's channel.
@@ezralives I did not catch the red wine joke live, but it was one of the first clips I saw of Jerma and I assumed it was real and Jerma is now the only streamer I'm interested in watching live. I am only just now discovering the truth about the red wine.
of the 8+ billion people in the world this is absolutely the case for at least one individual single solitary soul out there to be this literal one guy joke
I fell to sleep to this because it was so peaceful. Woke up when I heard him laughing and first thing I saw after my peaceful slumber was him wearing lip stick. 10/10
@@ineedabetterpfp2485 "CHAT I JUST SHOT THAT GUY IN THE HEAD FOR NO REASON! NO FUCKING REASON CHAT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS INSANE. I think I still got he's brain on me."
@@ponponpatapon9670 Jerma was my favorite streamer but recently all he does is zerk off on camera. Honestly, it's a bit off-putting. Does anyone else feel the same way?
This sicko used HIS GIRLFRIEND's lipstick once to DRAW on a white board because to him "Picasso is dead, only I REMAIN, as a performance artist" WHAT A SICK FUCK!!
@@AxxLAfriku it is an honor to be in the presence of the infamous shitlord AxxL. Last time I saw you was years ago. Continue being a no-good garbage content producer. Sub earned
Nancy, I got your contact info through a friend of mine, Moira Chisholm; I think you did some good sluething work with her in Scotland not too long ago. First, some background on yours truly. You could officially call me a "locator of fine goods" per se -- nice things get lost, nice things stay buried for awhile, I find the nice things, I get a piece of the pie. In other words, I'm a treasure hunter. Currently I'm in Iceland in a small town Skipbrot. It is cold here I could really use a hot chococolate. Yours truly, Nancy 💋 💋 P.S. The money is in the mattress
It absolutely kills me that he addresses it to Nancy and calls himself Nancy at the end. It makes the fact that the letter seems to have absolutely no purpose that much better.
The fact that four minutes into this I've seen five seconds of gameplay behind the Jerma handwriting story-arc is exactly why he will always be a quality entertainer. Where else am I gonna get kissy lips on handwritten letters by an adult man in bright red lipstick? All while pretending to not be a sloshed on wine 7 year old.
You know what, I literally thought the “destroyed on red wine” part was actually real until this video. Totally thought he had a drunk stream get weird. Had no idea it was a bit
If you ask a vampire if they're a vampire they legally don't need to tell you they're a vampire. You can generally tell they are infact a vampire however as a vampire must be in uniform when on duty or at the very least carrying their writ of nobility.
Coincidentally, vampires can't come into your house without some form of permission, but a vampire warrant issued from the vampire court means you're out of luck.
He just gets these ideas into his head and once they're there he HAS to indulge them. When he reads the lipstick comment you can hear the anguish in his voice as he knows that he can't NOT do the bit now
I love how he saw a huge letter and 2 paragraphs in his ADHD brain activates and then "Nobody can write like this and I'll prove it" And then when he gets back to the game, he only makes it another 2 paragraphs before ADHD brain hits again and now he has to kiss it
The insanity hits its crescendo when you realize the letter is addressed to Nancy from Nancy and all the while the Got Damn spa music plays loudly over everything... I'm CRYING!
Jerma: Specifically reads a very accurate and detailed description of what lipsticks are made of that doesn't even mentions clay. Also Jerma: Yeah, it's made out of clay!
the music during the kiss it with lipstick bit coupled with the complete lack of music during the destroyed on red wine bit REALLY does something for me, comedically speaking
someday hes going to redo this joke, but make the lipstick on his mouth like 1.5x bigger, and keep redoing it until the lipstick on his mouth is as big as his face
I was always aware of Jerma's existence but only recently *really* watched him. He's definitely on another level and there will never, EVER, be another entertainer like him. Absolutely hilarious. POG.
The tenacity to make a writing stream just because of a meme in chat. It's beautiful...thanks again Jerma for showing us how much we love your content like this. Next time let's all watch Jerma do a paint stream and watch the paint dry
when i first watched this stream i had already forgotten what i was watching 5 minutes in and by the end of it, all i had absorbed was 'funny man write letter and make wine joke'
This is the stream my BF got me to watch to convince me to actually watch a streamer. I cackled at the lipstick and letter, and also got distracted and tied knots with Jerma. 10/10, madman, Sheogorath incarnate, judging by the knot section on top of everything else possibly an ADHD kindred spirit but even if not a kindred spirit nonetheless, only streamer I'm subbed to.
![[BEHIND THE SCENES] Stanley Parable Devs Mess with Jerma Live on Stream](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s7fqKOUpj68/mqdefault.jpg)
A Jerma joke is often at it's best when "people are leaving".
It means the joke is painfully long,yet painfully funny
It seperates the true fans with the IQ to understand Jerma's humor from the fakers
@@thehaloring90 But are people actually leaving? Isn't it just a meme to fuel Jerma more?
@@argento-pyrite I don't know but if they actually do leave it's 10x funnier
@@thehaloring90 You know what, I agree 100%.
From Nancy
To Nancy
The mailman must be so confused.
It's her grandma
the mailman definitely is already confused if he looks in the letter
hello brother
why is the mailman reading her letters that’s a crime
'I guess I just leave it here...Did she just want me to see it?"
Some content creators fizzle out with time, and some get “absolutly destoryed on red wine” and steal their girlfriends makeup
Rips girlfriend's underwear
Got a good chuckle outta me
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 holy shit I remember that story. Streamer is FUCKED
@@zess_t5952 When did that happen?
@@theyoten1613 A while back ago if I'm not mistaken. He was extremely drunk, like 'skin color changed into a horrifying and nauseating blue-green hue from all the alcohol' drunk, and said he wanted to try women's clothing so he stole like a pair of underwear from his girlfriend, but in his attempt to stuff his huge dumptruck ass into them, they tore to shreds, leaving him wearing a g-string. He admitted to still be wearing it during that stream, but quickly sobered up and claims it was accidental.
Honestly, Jerma's sanity is going beyond downhill fast. This streamer is so fucked.
Streamer does everything in his power to not play Nancy Drew
500th like
LMAOOOOO
Real ADHD hours
Nice biker profile picture
@@ananimeprofilepicture.9876 Thanks
"I'm not writing the whole letter"
Now Jerma, we both know that isn't true.
Whenever he took his hand out of frame and put it back in, I started dying of laughter. The way he holds the pencil is so hilarious. It makes so much sense that he'd hold it like that. I just can't deal. Lmfao.
When Jerma says "I'm not gonna (insert action)", it usually means he's gonna talk about not doing it for 10 minutes then does it horribly
Jerma: "No I can’t do that"
*Then proceeds to do it to an insane degree*
@@InternetDog_ what's so bad about how he holds a pencil bruh
People need the realize the how good he jebaited people with the letter bit. When he started doing it around 500 people left the stream, so He stopped doing it. Once the people returned He immediately started doing it again.
I like how He is capitalised implying that Jerma is some sort of deity
@@navidave9594 is He not?
@@navidave9594 He literally has to be
like loki or some shit
I believe he Jermbaited us
Consider: There's ABSOLUTELY at least one person who came in during the red wine joke, saw it, assumed it was real, left, and has NEVER come back to Jerma's channel.
CONSIDER THIS: THERES absolutely at least one person who came in during the red wine joke, saw it, assumed it was real and became A TRUE JERMAMITE!!
@@ezralives I did not catch the red wine joke live, but it was one of the first clips I saw of Jerma and I assumed it was real and Jerma is now the only streamer I'm interested in watching live.
I am only just now discovering the truth about the red wine.
of the 8+ billion people in the world this is absolutely the case for at least one individual single solitary soul out there to be this literal one guy joke
@@ezralivesthe idea of that generating a fan is much scarier than the individual who clicks away
CONSIDER THIS: There's ABSOLUTELY at least one person who came during the red wine joke
INSANE streamer is afraid of his OWN hand
Is that a fellow Ena enjoyer I see
dude he's so fucking HIGH
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I was convinced I somehow posted on here and totally forgot both the video and the comment. Thanks.
Genuinely so funny that he waited for people to come back and just started writing again.
i love that maybe 20% of this video is jerma actually playing the game
That's kind of just how the stream went. He had no idea what was going on in the game since he got distracted constantly.
I'm not disappointed about it either.
'what if i just dropped this in someone's mailbox' is legitimately one of my favorite jerma lines ever that shit had me crying when i first heard it
"MUAAAhAAAAA THE FRENCH... red wine hasalwesbebcelebretedferisexcellence" - Orson Welles
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
"This is a lot of shit, you know that?"
"... she doesn do anything?"
muahhA the french
come, nerevar
I fell to sleep to this because it was so peaceful. Woke up when I heard him laughing and first thing I saw after my peaceful slumber was him wearing lip stick. 10/10
Sleep paralysis couldn't have come at a better time
You woke up in a wet dream
I can't tell what made Jerma laugh more, someone saying "kiss it with lipstick" or him reacting to himself accepting the request
his hand struggling to find a comfortable position when he started writing the letter was one of the funniest things i've seen recently
That's just my life 😔😔😔
@@maryfreegirl2029 aw Mary 😢
@@maryfreegirl2029 what, are you left-handed 🤮
@@heatherperleberg7816 yeah
Nancy,
...
Yours truly, Nancy.
And thus, Jerma became the Red Wine Guy.
@Brokkr No chat, I’m not gonna shoot the host. I’m not!
@@ineedabetterpfp2485 "CHAT I JUST SHOT THAT GUY IN THE HEAD FOR NO REASON! NO FUCKING REASON CHAT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS INSANE. I think I still got he's brain on me."
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 dont forget the interjecting *cry-laugh* moments he has almost every time he does a bit.
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You mean Jay Buffet?
I love how quickly this stream went off the rails
Literally instantly. He didn’t even read the entire letter first
I think this is a new record for Jerma
is it really a jerma stream if he isn't ranting about an unrelated topic 30 mins in
His “drunk” acting was on point. Like seriously, he almost had me fooled.
I've seen so many people say the same thing, he acted this bit so well
When I first saw a clip from this stream out of context, I had no trouble believing Jerma did get fucking sloshed on stream
@@jamescole4317 he got fucking ZONKED
@@ponponpatapon9670 Jerma was my favorite streamer but recently all he does is zerk off on camera. Honestly, it's a bit off-putting. Does anyone else feel the same way?
@@ott_otter No mate, the stream this video came from is like a year old.
The best Jerma moments are when it sounds like he's crying.
Ah, the time before the debt... a shame after this he became ADDICTED to red wine and GAMBLING
addicted to Whopper
@Jack Donaldson squirts
@@axmoylotl *what.*
Addicted to red box wine
@@axmoylotl That squirt better be from the red wine box
Is this the streamer who ate a lethal amount of lipstick ON STREAM?
@@AxxLAfriku They might be right.
This sicko used HIS GIRLFRIEND's lipstick once to DRAW on a white board because to him "Picasso is dead, only I REMAIN, as a performance artist" WHAT A SICK FUCK!!
@@PaladinusSP brutal
@@AxxLAfriku of course you would be on Jerma's channel, of course.
@@AxxLAfriku it is an honor to be in the presence of the infamous shitlord AxxL. Last time I saw you was years ago. Continue being a no-good garbage content producer. Sub earned
Nancy,
I got your contact info through a friend of mine, Moira Chisholm; I think you did some good sluething work with her in Scotland not too long ago.
First, some background on yours truly. You could officially call me a "locator of fine goods" per se -- nice things get lost, nice things stay buried for awhile, I find the nice things, I get a piece of the pie. In other words, I'm a treasure hunter.
Currently I'm in Iceland in a small town Skipbrot. It is cold here I could really use a hot chococolate.
Yours truly,
Nancy 💋
💋
P.S. The money is in the mattress
@Bruh Moment I did this all on my phone skipping through the video it was not easy
@@chuckbatmangaming a true hero
It absolutely kills me that he addresses it to Nancy and calls himself Nancy at the end. It makes the fact that the letter seems to have absolutely no purpose that much better.
Coleman WTF
Schizophrenic streamer writes letter to themselves
He holds that pencil like he's trying to restrain himself from killing someone with it
Alternate title: "Jerma does everything to avoid playing a Nancy Drew game."
Good, the game looks awful lol
@@chucanorisbro predicted ragebait
Fitting, since the rumble has Officially made us the Drew Crew now.
No Banana Bros, Sad
Sadly, we aren't the 'Wink Dinks' ;(
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
banana bros still live on
i’m just so glad we aren’t catboy themed
14:46 "Learn icelandic & earn Kromer" dude got so drunk on red wine he predicted Spamton
Jerma's behaviour sometimes is [indeed] spamton
I really never expect Jerma's jokes, hes so predictable and unpredictable
it's predictable how unpredictable his predictability is
"I'm not going to do something" is the confirmation that he will do something.
The fact that four minutes into this I've seen five seconds of gameplay behind the Jerma handwriting story-arc is exactly why he will always be a quality entertainer.
Where else am I gonna get kissy lips on handwritten letters by an adult man in bright red lipstick? All while pretending to not be a sloshed on wine 7 year old.
"I'm not going to do it!!!" - Guy who did it.
I absolutely love his drunken delivery of "shhathefukup"
The writing music fits his commentary SO WELL its uncanny
You know what, I literally thought the “destroyed on red wine” part was actually real until this video. Totally thought he had a drunk stream get weird. Had no idea it was a bit
If you ask a vampire if they're a vampire they legally don't need to tell you they're a vampire. You can generally tell they are infact a vampire however as a vampire must be in uniform when on duty or at the very least carrying their writ of nobility.
Coincidentally, vampires can't come into your house without some form of permission, but a vampire warrant issued from the vampire court means you're out of luck.
You can tell he's laughing really hard when he looks like he's about to fucking break down
He looked like in monsters inc when that one guy gets sucked by the scream sucker machine.
Sounds like you didn't watch the whole video before commenting this
@@chuckbatmangaming was that mentioned? sorry must have missed it xD
@@RonkleBonk somebody edited his face onto the guy at 28:05 funny that multiple people had the same separate thought that he looked like that
This man really pronounces pseudo "swaydo" but he can say disodium guanylate perfectly and without skipping a beat.
Jermas last stream will be him confronted with a button that instantly kills you if you push it, saying he won't push it, then pushing it anyways
then it cuts to a death screen with him laughing over it
this is not a beginners jerma stream at all
It's the dark souls of jerma streams
@@camzore dark soul easy
Really my god. I can’t imagine this being my first Jerma experience
rin what the fuck
- moro
@@spooky_lizbean1050 I suggest every new Jermite start with "Jerma Loses His Friends and Becomes Sad in The Thing"
"im gonna pretend I'm shitfaced"
*flips hair*
Wait did Jerma really just write a letter addressed to Nancy, and sign from Nancy?
And you know he didn’t notice so it’s even funnier lol
He's simply psychopathic
He had too much red wine
@@somejabroni51 absolutely destroyed on red wine
@@Dr.Oofers *destoryed
It’s ok Jerma I hold pencils like that too
We can be freaks together
Disgusting
I do as well :)
There are dozens of us!! Dozens!
What about the toothbrushes? Hmmmm??
I hold it properly peasants I can even write in cursive!
That spongebob intro is so high quality
This man could do literally anything and make it interesting. Who tf is watching Jerma for the gameplay? 😭
People come for the gameplay, but stay for the insane bits Jerma does
@@farkbett699 They come for the gameplay, but they stay for the jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
@@m.w.9899 I stay for jermaOtto
Watching Jerma for the gameplay is like watching porn for the plot
Watching Jerma is like watching porn
I genuinely wonder if anyone else has ever written a letter on stream. It's a big platform but it's such a lunatic thing to do... I wonder
I love how "Nancy" wrote a letter to herself.
I love how he just HAD to kiss the paper and get himself into this wine-drinking drunk-simulating situation
Extra cute pfp
@@Litepaw Thanks)
He just gets these ideas into his head and once they're there he HAS to indulge them. When he reads the lipstick comment you can hear the anguish in his voice as he knows that he can't NOT do the bit now
"I really got carried away" fucking killed me holy shit
This is hands down the funniest Jerma moment ever. I could not stop laughing.
Which moment though? This is one of those Jerma videos that has like 5 different "greatest Jerma moments"
This is what I think every single time I watch jerma
To me the Screaming and Farting video is unbeatable
I think the "whale vomit" thing was someone getting lipstick confused with perfume, which used to contain vomit from sperm whales
Yeah
I love how he saw a huge letter and 2 paragraphs in his ADHD brain activates and then "Nobody can write like this and I'll prove it"
And then when he gets back to the game, he only makes it another 2 paragraphs before ADHD brain hits again and now he has to kiss it
Love this comment
This is the most ADHD Jerma stream
I don't know if he has ADHD, but I do, and goddamn if this isn't exactly the sort of shit I would do. Difference is, he broadcasted it.
@@SyrrPow Jerma does have ADHD so that is cool
The drew crew is here!
“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize i have a drinking problem”
- Jerker
i was having a horrible day and this made me cry from laughter.
Jerma is my favorite alcoholic house wife, god bless him.
The insanity hits its crescendo when you realize the letter is addressed to Nancy from Nancy and all the while the Got Damn spa music plays loudly over everything... I'm CRYING!
i love how theres a 10 minute bit where jerma tries to write a letter
Who else but jeremy could do something like that
@@scrithen2836 yup
not jut any letter. a pre-written letter
- complains and tries to tell chat that you can't write small and legible at the same time
- shows himself holding a pencil like *that*
Yeah holding a pencil like that is why he can't write small. I know this because that is also how I hold a pencil and I too cannot write small
"Learn Icelandic and earn Kromr"
Didn't know Icelandic included broken hyperlinks. The more you know!
Local [[Streamer]] learns icelandic and gets free [[Kromer]]
You know it's gonna be a good video when you're not even five minutes in and it's already the definition of a Jerma joke AND it's a 30+ minutes video
This was the stream I entered a random chat member, and got out a real DREW CREW member
14:47 "Earn Kromer!"
the prophesy
how was "kiss it with lipstick" not nominated for Best OneGuy Moment
Jerma: Specifically reads a very accurate and detailed description of what lipsticks are made of that doesn't even mentions clay.
Also Jerma: Yeah, it's made out of clay!
That's the fucking joke man.
The best Jerma videos are the ones where he just completely abandons playing the game
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
jermaWalk DREW CREW COMING THROUGH jermaWalk
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
the music during the kiss it with lipstick bit coupled with the complete lack of music during the destroyed on red wine bit REALLY does something for me, comedically speaking
If this was during the debt arc, you know damn well he'd be writing that whole letter for 500 million. What a psycho.
Him silently showing the photo at 28:09 and then sighing kills me every time. Tears in my eyes
Drew Crew represent
> claims to hold a pencil wrong and that he got bullied for it
> also says no one can write that straight on unlined paper
🤔
Love when I can tell it's a Mackerel edit by the top tier intros.
Jerma really gets on camera and just does literally anything
someday hes going to redo this joke, but make the lipstick on his mouth like 1.5x bigger, and keep redoing it until the lipstick on his mouth is as big as his face
At that point he’d just be doing the clown costume joke again.
INSANE streamer does REDFACE with girlfriend’s LIPSTICK
@@lopamurblamo come one he's 1/128 native american
he's not even kissing it, he's just shoving his lips on it. i'm crying
I hold a pen like that too Jeremy, having only 3 fingers is nothing to be ashamed of.
I was always aware of Jerma's existence but only recently *really* watched him. He's definitely on another level and there will never, EVER, be another entertainer like him. Absolutely hilarious. POG.
You’re talking about him like he died
I haven't even got to ten minutes and I'm already dying from laughter
in 30 years when jerma retires he will auction off every iconic item seen on stream, such as the nancy drew letter, the pikachu socks, etc
"What do you mean I suck at puzzles? We haven't done one in like 40 minutes, we've been too busy looking up bat facts"
Jerma had to have done acting classes or something. Every time he does a bit like this and I see it out of context I nearly always fall for it.
14:47 Spamton begins to emerge from the depths
fucking god dammit i knew someone woul;d comment tihs
maniacal streamer eats a whole lipstick and smears face everywhere
He’s just so good at being funny for NO reason lmaoooooo
14:47 Jerma predicts [[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]
I shit you not, I was eating chilli heatwave doritos when Jerma said 'Is there bat poop in Doritos?' Haha🤣 25:19
*uh oh*
@@elliot_rat haha😄
The tenacity to make a writing stream just because of a meme in chat. It's beautiful...thanks again Jerma for showing us how much we love your content like this. Next time let's all watch Jerma do a paint stream and watch the paint dry
24:51 the start of the bat poop section because I find it hilarious and need to remember it
28:48 Jerma tries to make knots and fails miserably (clip this later)
14:46 when the [shot] is [BIG]
when i first watched this stream i had already forgotten what i was watching 5 minutes in and by the end of it, all i had absorbed was 'funny man write letter and make wine joke'
This is the stream my BF got me to watch to convince me to actually watch a streamer. I cackled at the lipstick and letter, and also got distracted and tied knots with Jerma.
10/10, madman, Sheogorath incarnate, judging by the knot section on top of everything else possibly an ADHD kindred spirit but even if not a kindred spirit nonetheless, only streamer I'm subbed to.
10:08 absolutely iconic jerma moment
14:47 insane streamer predicts deltarune part 2
Jerma has so many great moments that I thought this was already on the channel (also I love the intro, good editing)
I love how jerma gets into an existential crisis about literally ANYTHING everytime he turns on the webcam.
I truly love how the clips at the beginning of these videos perfectly summarizes it
"The lips stain, the stain serves as a warning. I set my mind in motion."
14:47 this is where Toby got kromer from huh
i love the part where jerma looks at his own hand and freaks out over it. he reminds me of that panda that got scared by its own fart
you know i never really unnderstood it but i finally understand that jerma is the reason we have do not try this at home warnings
Not even for a second did anyone think he was drunk. Poor soul