Ep 62- Microwave Safe | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 มิ.ย. 2024
- Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with people have dishes that aren't microwave safe, gas stations that are too far from the highway and more! Keep them coming to bonetopickcast@gmail.com
Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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WE GET IT! You drive a Lexus. Holy fucking bone!
This is why he says it. For the peasents like you that can't fathom getting a Lexus 😂😂
@@Glockdad Yeah, that's why. Dullard.
Microwave bowls? Whew...that bone reminds me of a distant relative that has alzheimer's, complaining about tupperware, with no clue where he is.
Virzi will use every opportunity he has to let people know he drives a Lexus. 🤣
He grew up with his father pointing at other cars in traffic saying "that's a disgrace" 😂 we gotta let him have this
@@badnewsjp That's fair. 🤣
I can’t blame him. I’d do the same thing, if I could afford one. 😊
Also…a Lexus really isn’t shit…
@@YuppieMullets I they're reliable, but yeah, aesthetically I don't get it.
"you know what happened in Texas Chainsaw Massacre " "That wasn't real..." "And, the cop was in on it, The COP was IN on it!" 🤣🤣🤣
90% of Paul's bones can be fixed by using Siri.
" i care about putting the food in my mouth" We know, Bobby, we know....
Love how excited Paul gets when Bobby's about to say his bone. Its adorable. He's an adorable little ginny
The video bone was spot on. But it was pretty obvious that this guy was actually driving while he was doing this. And he was looking at his freaking phone camera, not the road. I’ve got a bone to pick with him being so reckless.
He saw too much in the locker room, man no longer cares if he lives or dies
@@badnewsjp Maybe so... But there are other people out on the road. Not cool.
Bobby with google and the gas station's hours was hilarious lol.
Bobby was sounding like the Martin Luther king of microwaveable bowls
That Bone stunk Bobby! 😂😂😂
“You understand?!” - Bobby anytime ever
So if the opening bone is "I'm too dumb to use a microwave correctly" whats next week's going to be? When you put your sock on backwards and the heel is on your ankle?
My bone 🦴 is watching Bobby take out a Zyn that’s he’s had in his mouth and put it back into the can with the fresh pouches. 🤢 that’s a big no no in the dippers community. Don’t bum a chew off Bobby 🤣
Like burnt crystal
Thanks for the episode guys.
The amount of times Siri turned on while listening to this was insane 😂
I'm from the Oneonta area. It's so bad, sometimes you have to drive 20 minutes in the opposite direction for gas because there's nothing open on the way to your true destination. I'm talking about gas stations closing at 7pm in some towns....10-11pm is the standard in most our towns.
The worst thing that ever happened to Paul was he ran out of gas…that tracks
Some weak bones this go 'round, fellas. Some osteoporosis bones.
You guys are killin it🤘🏻Bobby’s zyn trick had me😂
Love this show! Paul was hilarious on the bonfire this week 👍
If Bobby had been born earlier, he could have been the real life Marlon Brando cult leader in apocalypse now. Instead, he's doing this.
You need to be respected to be a cult leader!🤣🤣🐵
What's in the cut 34:09
I love working from home and getting to bone!
I can't tell ya how great I think the intro song is on this
Paul's bone with the gas is some real ass shit!!
I live in rural NC, I just started a job 30 min away from my house.
I'm sitting home watching this waiting for someone to get back home to take me to a gas station. It doesn't help my gas needle is broken so when it says full your out.
The shit that really gets on my nerves is that there's nothing I care to drive out to go see it just the same dollar general, Walmart, gas station, Supermarket resprinkled all over problem is you drive an hour on the road just to end up in one of those small towns from a civil rights movie😂😂😂😅. I'm black so there that too.
Wait I'm not done...😂😂😂😂
Then everything close at 9 pm so when I get off work everything is closed or closing. This shit is so fucking annoying because to get something to take home that not the same food I cook at work ( I'm a chef) I would have to get food on my lunch keep it and take it home. 😤😤😤
Will a bigger studio means more guests? Imagine getting AYG or TasteBuddies on the show !! Duo bones
WMBD with their peeves.
Bobby called ground beef ‘hamburger’
It's even worse because he said it was ground turkey when he first started ranting. Once Boston trash, always Boston trash.
love this show
I love it when it takes robert for ever to set up his bone. 😂😂
Awwwwsome podcast 🔥🔥🔥
13:03 😂😂 my favorite callback
13:50
23:12
I work at a gas station that sometimes closes at night, and when we leave the lights off sometimes kids throw cinder blocks through the front door and take the register drawers lol 😂 Sorry to fracture the bone 23:33
Heading across Canada a few years ago I got stuck in the middle of nowhere Quebec because I followed signs to a 24hr gas station that wasn’t 24hrs 🤦🏻♂️
Let me guess dawn uses Kool whip containers as bowls ?
TRASH!!!!!!😝🤣🤣
Also we've talked about the Paul Siri thing. Also the lexus siri
I hope doodles is okay!!!
17 minutes on bowels? Takes 2 secs to grab a dish towel …
A waste of soundwaves.
I hope there’s a live BTP at skankfest 🤞🏻
I knew this wouldn't last long. The format isn't built to last
The fastest growing podcast is about to be the fastest dying podcast
Not sure if I’ve seen a gas station closed that you can’t use your card at still… I think Pauly there didn’t even try to stop. Just a scurred lil biznatch that didn’t want to be the only one at the station.
Today I learned that Virzi haa ZERO idea that gas can be purchased from a closed gas station.
Sounds like they turn the pumps off as well.
Bobby doesn't know how to use a microwave. Put it on level 6 or 7 stop using it on full blast
This is rough
My bone to pick is podcasts saying teir number one rising podcast, an less than 20k views.
You microwave the bowl, then slide an unmicrowaved plate under it before removing it.
Yeah, silly and inconsequential. An oven mitt works, too.
That graphic on the tv behind them is so creepy 😂
Ummmm...I dont think microwave safe means it stays "touchable" after your food is hot enough....😜
We need to hear more fan bones!
I guarantee Paul is making payments on the Lexus and doesn't have the title to it so it's not his, it's the bank's Lexus. He probably even has it financed to a business LLC since comedians are technically independent contractors and writes the payments and gas off his taxes. Almost anyone with a halfway decent job can finance a Lexus. He talks about it like it's a Bentley or Ferrari.
My bone is comedians doing 6 subpar podcasts with no real effort instead of 1 mayyyyybe 2 podcasts that are quality
Fan. Bones are better than both their bones every time what does that tell you
Hacks
I have a bone with the shape of Paul’s head❤
Bowl to Pick
Paul how did you hurt your back to begin with?
Now we know why Bobby left the apartment building. 😂
Man, absolutely love the three of you. Thanks for making my week, EVERY week.
Have a good one fellas! ❤
You guys should have a pile of bones and everytime you got a bone , you pick one from the pile on the table and then throw it away after behind you or something.
This way Kelly can come in with his sugar and coffee drink and not worry about spilling it.
stupid ass idea
Hot bowls can eff off.
Mike...Shhhhh🤫
enough with the stawbucks no suga no grains doooood
Paulie….use google maps and set it to “open now”, or just pick a truck stop. They’re always open.
Two tough guys one burns his finger on a hot bowl the other is afraid to get out of his car at night
An calls the cops because someone was pounding on his motel door. He's a douchebag
Lmao😂REGARDLESS😂🤣
I subscribe to this pod and it was hidden from me. I usually get a notification and just found this by accident.
Can we please get billy burr on an episode
What if someone asks you to go on a day trip then they start playing the worst music you've ever heard? If you're invited, do you get any radio control?
Paul- use Uber or make sure you are filled before you leave.
When Bobby said hey siri text Bobby my Siri on my iPad turned on and said she didn't see Bobby in my contacts. That was F#*ed-up and way too easy for it to turn on.
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here boys… “my bowl was hawt after it was microwaved for 2 minutes :((((“
Not just that, but how he repeats and stretches it for 15+ min. The 4 beeps at the end are more of an annoyance to me.
Stop watching then
You ever gotten burned by a hot bowl? It can be very unpleasant
@@faiiiryriiing no. I’m an adult who can judge the heat of an object without touching a it.
Of course you are! Bobby's lost his marbles
Great pod. That first video bone was very unsafe though. That driver should have the phone mounted somewhere else. He’s not looking at the road!
Bro i can swear that Skull 💀 on the table be looking at me ... My bone 🦴 is its early in the morning and ya got me looking at some Christians dead head 😂 jk jk but it does look like it be stareing at me.
Dddddduuuuuuddddeeeee.....
Bobby watch our for forever chemicals with your microwavable dishes. So, grab a towel and pull out your dish, don't be a baby.
Highway gas stations should just be 24 hours no matter what.
I think kidney stones are more fun than this.
Mikey , put chapters plz it's not too much to ask!!
Bobby had a "good one" alright. What a dud.
Next week's bone paraphrased: "You know what duuuude, you get all excited for your third lunch, head out to your favorite deli, and you take a bite out of your sandwich and then it hits you-- these clowns forgot to add the mayo and vinegar. But oh no, it gets worse-- they put it all on ONE SIDE of the sandwich, dude. How do you mess up a party sub so bad? DO. YOUR. JOB."
All the hate on Mike isn’t deserved your the best love you man!!!
That's it, lie to him like he's a small child that doesn't know anything. Real nice.
damn dawn sounds hot right??
F yeah fellas
Let's get these m'f'n booooonnness started pimps!
Merry Christmas ❤
#PaulyShoreForPrezIn2024
Friday I just had a bowl incident I hate when the bowls 300 degrees and soup is cold by the time the soup is hot the bowl is untouchable
Bobby your bowl bone is garbage. Microwaveable bowls get hot. I use dishes you can put in the oven or the freezer. It would be insane for them not to also be hot or cold while in there. Your poor wife. You think she wouldn't buy bowls that don't get hot? Seriously.
Ironically, it's supposed to be funny but instead it's a revelation of neurosis and nitpickiness. Especially when there are so many interesting things to gripe about.
Bobby is SO unlikable, I can't help but watch.
Poor, poor Bobby with his spoiled-silly, first-world, so-called bone. And what a drama queen with those silly pauses. As if all his opinions are smarter and mightier than yours. Sure, comedy. But often a big nothing.
Bobby isn't suited for the lead role in a comedy duo. He's more in his element taking a pounding. This episode could've used Jim Norton or Colin Quinn to savage Bobby for his weak bone
@@andystegall7407 Hear hear! Like the old days.
They said hey siri so much I literally had to stop watching
also don't wear watches bobby if they're that high on your wrist, you have no idea how to be a person
Ayyyyyyyyye thanks boys for reading a bone
Best fuckin podcast in da biz
Also to all you Bozo's not on patreon - F's wrong with you??? Subscribe already!
I'm not paying for this when the opening tee shot is my bowl is too hot
No views in 6 seconds. Pshhh fell off
My bone is producers who shoehorn themselves into otherwise talented podcasts 🙁
*Dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out: on 2nd thought, DO!*
The gas one. I live near gas stations that turn off the pumps after like 10pm. So annoying
Don’t know what you’re talking about Mike is the man
Mike is The reason the show exists …. And he’s always been a part of the show what the hell are you even talking about 🤔🧐
Mike is awesome . He adds a lot to the podcast.
Bone to Pick no better way to kick off a week! LETS GET IT! 🦴 💯
I dont get the shitty hater comments! 🫨 Name a podcast where every episode is your favorite.
Fuckin chill.