Criminal Speeding & A Disney Princess Battle - Episode 83 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ม.ค. 2020
  • Welcome Spitwads! Try not to step in the Owl scat on your way in. On today’s episode, we find out all about Jason’s shady run-ins with the fuzz. We also answer some very important questions about peeing in the shower and geriatric thresholds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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  • @artstiles5971
    @artstiles5971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Owl’s scat made this a instant classic and things only got better from there 😂

  • @nicholasthomas1987
    @nicholasthomas1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Best scat ever

  • @jacobprice7944
    @jacobprice7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What a scat....🤯

  • @stefanmilosevic8664
    @stefanmilosevic8664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Came back to hear Owl's scat one more time! 😏😂 Looking forward to episode 166

    • @High_Key
      @High_Key 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally what I did just now

    • @Snakeyes11123
      @Snakeyes11123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When is the next one? 249?

  • @bsilva317
    @bsilva317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yoooo!!!! Owl Borland with the perfect scat!!

  • @mrlyles2002able
    @mrlyles2002able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Owl has raised the bar! Beautiful scat, just beautiful!

  • @michaelpoenar
    @michaelpoenar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm surprised no one picked Leia, she is technically now a Disney Princess

  • @donaldramotsebe8332
    @donaldramotsebe8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Came back for the 🦉 scat after listening to Ep144 waiting for the rescat

  • @Mconway450
    @Mconway450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A quote I live by: “When you sit and piss, you never miss”

  • @VampireBunneh
    @VampireBunneh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How can someone listen for 9 straight hours? I had an office job over the last summer, where I literally did no thinking and clicked buttons on a computer and worked 10-hour shifts. This podcast made the time go by so fast and I finished every episode including the archive in a week.

  • @Powers3rg
    @Powers3rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Owl!!!

  • @ASBDGaming
    @ASBDGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg the toilet seat / one ply was my comment it actually made it on lmao
    I now realized I probably should have specified that you can’t fold the one ply but anyways it’s cool that they answered it

  • @BlackSheep_82
    @BlackSheep_82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nailed it! Borland gets the W here fellas!

  • @seanoneill8377
    @seanoneill8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Disney owns Black Panther so dont forget about Shuri as a princess

  • @joshhorn4157
    @joshhorn4157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is Jason saying the 7 dwarves are Snow White's mount? lol

  • @Togs8860
    @Togs8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still the best scat I've heard to date (And there's been plenty of good ones)

  • @Wiley_C
    @Wiley_C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Princess Fiona from Shrek! She has straight up Matrix style Kung Fu ability and if the battle does take place at night, she's an Ogre! Side note on the Colosseum....the Romans did fill it with water to have ship battles, so water could come into play if you guys wanted to bring that into play.

  • @matt37201
    @matt37201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SPITBALLERS, I HAVE A WOULD YOU RATHER
    Would you rather have to eat every meal in tiny little cut up bites of food one at a time?
    Or have to eat every meal in massive, dangerously huge bites?
    Love the show!

  • @grattanharrison2367
    @grattanharrison2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My first ride was an 83 tercel hatchback with more things broken than working. Even the spring on the clutch pedal would randomly fall off and I would have to shift by feeling the RPM to get to safe place to put it back. I saved up to buy a 77 Datsun 280z as my next car. I laughed do hard at that story I scared my dog.

  • @bryanhicks9795
    @bryanhicks9795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Princess Leia!!!

  • @josephsantiago5371
    @josephsantiago5371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Al killed the scat!

  • @shampoofully7923
    @shampoofully7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woah, Spitballers shouting out Nate Bargatze. Sick. Didnt know anyone else knew him

  • @jsadorra
    @jsadorra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 Ohwho'sthatcoolcatwho'sallthatHisNameIsOwwwllll

  • @moby1kanob
    @moby1kanob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the fact they spent that much time trying to rationalize being a vegan shows how much work it takes to be married that the voice can be a deal breaker LMAO...you have to live with it every day!

  • @ryancasaday2237
    @ryancasaday2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please update us in a couple weeks when Jason still hasn't started running yet

    • @jasonmoore5064
      @jasonmoore5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Current update. Have been thinking more and more about it. Yet to start. Any moment now I'm sure.

    • @Rín-wín
      @Rín-wín 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonmoore5064 , just do it!!

  • @pandafella1008
    @pandafella1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who’s that cool cat who’s all that his name is owl? Coming back for my weekly owl scar listening in prep for his new one coming this week

  • @darthmaul3266
    @darthmaul3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:16 Jason and Andy jinxed Covid-19

  • @xpirate16
    @xpirate16 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scatman Owl bringing it to the table!

  • @KyoOnTheInternet
    @KyoOnTheInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best scat

  • @ronway7280
    @ronway7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OWL FTW!!!!

  • @texasace9639
    @texasace9639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listening to you guys while I head to the casino two hours away. Appreciate the early upload.

  • @ColtonShane
    @ColtonShane 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest episode in a long time

  • @colinjennings6869
    @colinjennings6869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Draft idea is movies of a specific actor

  • @tobynoone4965
    @tobynoone4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to point out that the garden gnome is facing the wrong way on the toilet.

  • @KingofBaylovia
    @KingofBaylovia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Princess Leia you all lose :p

  • @joediacheysn8211
    @joediacheysn8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you need to evaluate this for voting, check out "wreck it Ralph, breaks the internet". Toward the end of the movie, all the Disney princesses use their powers in conjunction to help Ralph

  • @badanimation8987
    @badanimation8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Venelope isn't really a bad pick. She can glitch

  • @William9alex
    @William9alex 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro... impossible to follow up on. 🔥

  • @jamesrussell-wills7093
    @jamesrussell-wills7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Princess Fiona... there's your tank gentlemen

    • @spitballers
      @spitballers  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrek is not Disney.

  • @SaggyBeanBags
    @SaggyBeanBags 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    belle is super smart! Tactical adviser

  • @ChoklitThundah
    @ChoklitThundah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought about Nala most of the draft. Judging by reaction, I think Andy and Mike would've let Jason have it

  • @ThelastStrawHat90
    @ThelastStrawHat90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Princess Leia?????

    • @nickwells2856
      @nickwells2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kept waiting for it. Never happened :(

  • @Mythic_Mystic
    @Mythic_Mystic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elsa should have been disqualified because she is a queen and this is a princess draft

  • @banananarwhal6591
    @banananarwhal6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else feel like Andy and Mike have been talking over Jason a lot recently, mostly noticeable in the Footballers Pod? I noticed a couple episodes ago that Jason gets interrupted a lot and its starting to irritate me a little..
    Also, greatest scat ever recorded.

  • @joeycalderon1556
    @joeycalderon1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How did no one pick Rey? Granddaughter of the Emperor, she's a princess, and Disney owns Star Wars, she's officially a Disney Princess. I win!!!

    • @russgardner6079
      @russgardner6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol beat me to it! I was screaming pick Rey!!!!

    • @joeycalderon1556
      @joeycalderon1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When they said there was a clear 1.01, I figured they were going with Rey. And then not one of them did. Sad

    • @jasonmoore5064
      @jasonmoore5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We were not allowing Marvel or Star Wars since that doesn't really fit the spirit of what we were trying to draft.

    • @CartmanMorisato
      @CartmanMorisato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because no one likes Rey.

  • @weareyourmother
    @weareyourmother 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    BIG SKINNY

  • @willc.3415
    @willc.3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about Fiona from Shrek?!! She’s karate Queen

  • @mjlxbox
    @mjlxbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Borland is the besttttttttttt

  • @akihaciel
    @akihaciel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there another episode where someone else scats?

  • @codiemiller8793
    @codiemiller8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo leia and nala should have been 2 and 3 a jedi and a lion. But other than that nice draft

  • @alexgoolsby4713
    @alexgoolsby4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sleeping beauty! She talks to animals!

  • @chasenielson2639
    @chasenielson2639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Princess Fiona from Shrek???

  • @KwoatTheRaven
    @KwoatTheRaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who’s here from episode 144? Lol

  • @mbatt9766
    @mbatt9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lizard based diet = Watkinstarian

  • @SjDynasty
    @SjDynasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mulan was not an actual princess

  • @finergy
    @finergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shoulda took Rey, star wars is disney

  • @aaronpeacock8572
    @aaronpeacock8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nala?

  • @Ngassner22
    @Ngassner22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did no one pick Malificent!! 🤔

    • @MrMoorejm34
      @MrMoorejm34 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Gassner villain not princess

    • @Ngassner22
      @Ngassner22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      First thing that popped up in my Google search said she was. In the newest movies she starts out as the queen/princess of fairies! Just saying there is a case to be made for her!

    • @natevoss9199
      @natevoss9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about tinkerbell. She is a fairy and has magic.

    • @Ngassner22
      @Ngassner22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Tinkerbell was drafted..........Andy maybe!

  • @rabit1132kid
    @rabit1132kid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elsa is not a princess she is the queen

  • @damianlugo3660
    @damianlugo3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    No Kobe talk?

    • @codiemiller8793
      @codiemiller8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They prerecorded the episode. They usually record it about a week before its released.

    • @ImSoSquiddyy
      @ImSoSquiddyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They prerecord these episodes, but even if they didn’t i don’t think they’d talk about it considering this is a comedy podcast

  • @TrippyLoser
    @TrippyLoser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would you rather be a millionaire with no friends, or middle class, and the most popular person in town🍖

  • @haggaja1001
    @haggaja1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elsa is a queen, not a princess.

    • @jamesl5352
      @jamesl5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pre parent's death, she was a princess. They drafted young Elsa.