You are under arrest for raising your voice at your parents. The penalty is forced study. Your sibling(s) will be questioned on his/her/their involvement. Glory to Parentsoksta
You are under arrest for slamming your door. The penalty is getting beaten to death by mom Your dad will be questioned for involvement Glory to Parentstotzka
"You've been detained for putting a picture from your son in the wall" "Your sentence is forced labor" "Your family will be sent back to their natal city" "Glory to Arstotzka"
The really bad jokes aside. My first time hearing this theme had me shell-shocked. It's a theme that perfectly conveys the sentence "Look at what you've gotten yourself into. Was it worth it?". Perfectly made song used in the perfect scenario.
You have been arrested for leaving a negative review on the Papers Please steam store page. The penalty is death. The safety of your steam games is unknown. Glory to Steam.
You've been caught reading classified documents. Your penalty is demotion to class-D. Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to The Foundation.
[A note appears from under your cell door] Staff - Co-workers safe, but other problems arise Replacement staff not cooperative - Chaos Insurgency activities hindered We cannot provide further support - CI to hibernate again Co-workers will be taken to Global Occult Coalition - Good luck
wake me up inside Arstotzka Has no tolerance for delinquency You are under arrest until your debts are paid Your family will be returned to their village Glory to Arstotzka
You are under arrest for downloading Papers, Please illegaly. Penalty is forced purchase. Your Steam library will be questioned about their involevment. Glory to Valve.
Exactly, this theme will never stop sending chills down my spine everytime it's combined with one of the bad endings or an ending where you get arrested, I don't even know how it does it, but just seeing it... combined with the image of us getting arrested, it just gives me an immense feeling of sadness, dread and fear. I think it is due to the fact that they're letting you feel like you have power, after all, you can decide who can enter a country and who cannot, just by your own will, and all you'll ever get for it is a citation and if enough of those in one day they'll just remove pay from your salary, anybody would feel very responsible and powerful in this situation, but then, you get arrested due to your home country's tyrannical laws and ridiculous bureaucracy. In one moment you can decide who will enter a country and who will not (and those people who depend on your decision, are probably always hoping you'd let them pass through, and they are so determined to pass through that they even forge fake documents and hope you don't notice, which means a lot of people heavily may depend in you), and then the next one you are suddenly arrested and sentenced to forced labor or even get death penalty and executed which isn't uncommon at all (and you won't even be guaranteed that your family will be safe or not). So just suddenly seeing that in reality, you have no power and that the government can do whatever they want, and as far as just doing anything cruel to you just because they feel like it or feel like you disrespected them can give you an immense feeling of hopelessness, dread and just overral realizing the cruel and sad truth of your reality, your relative power is a grain of sand next to a mountain. Arstotzka truly is a dystopia where happiness rarely can be found, even when you try to follow their tyrannical laws as much as you can, some of the corrupt government workers can just force you even to go against their own government and if you do not follow, you can easily be arrested for it (Exactly what happened when your supervisor basically forced you to let through somebody who didn't qualify to enter Arstotzka, and if you didn't do it, he basically framed you just because he was mad at you), it just goes on even more just to show how relatively powerless you are really. I think the main message of this game, is just to show you how reality in some places really is or could be like, and to consider ourselves lucky that we don't live in a place like this. Papers please is such a masterpiece
You are under arrest for forgetting your homework The penalty is detention Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement. The future of your grades is uncertain. Glory to the education system.
Glory to the education system that was designed by Frederic the great in the 18th century based on the values of the time that does nothing but torturing kids
List of bad endings: Have negative accounts Accepted EZIC's money Had your entire or one of your family member died Showing EZIC's credential to Vonel Shooting guard, traveller, or man in red Didn't complete all of EZIC's quest (only if you side with them and the man in red quest is not counted) Shooting the EZIC's operatives on last day ( only if you side with them) Letting the wall breached by EZIC (only if you didn't side with them or didn't complete their quests) Dmitri caught you display anything that isn't plaque on the booth twice during his visits Detained Dmitri's girlfriend Escape to Obristan all by yourself or taking some of your family members with you.
@@lucasgoncalves7774 if you escape with not enough passports the bad ending theme plays and the safety of the family members you left behind is unknown
*You been caught doing something.* *the penality is whatever the thing you got caught is about.* *whoever is involved with you and corelates with this thing WILL be question about it.* *the safety of your colaterals in this is unknown.* *glory to whatever boses this thing.*
You are under arrest for violating direct orders. The penalty is forced labor. Your family will be sent back to their village. The border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Glory to Arstotzka.
You are under arrest for failing a test. The penalty is study hall. Your parents will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to standardized testing.
This is the song I would have when explaining to a student why they got the grade they got. Also, I would leave a note with either of these endings below. A Paper: Hello Student, Your work was excellent to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this success. Your reward is money and great food from your parents. Your grades will greatly improve majorly. Glory to the American Education System. B Paper: Hello Student, Your work was good to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this success. Your reward is hugs and maybe good foods from your parents. Your grades will improve minorly. Glory to the American Education System. C Paper: Hello Student, Your work was suffice to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this reault. You recieve a minor punishment of studying over the weekend. Your grades will not improve. Glory to the American Education System. D Paper: Hello Student, Your work was not good to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this failure. Your punishment is possible grounding and hours of studying for weeks. Your grades will not improve. Glory to the American Education System. F Paper: Hello Student, Your work was terrible to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this failure. Your punishment is grounding and months of studying. Your grades will not improve. Glory to the American Education System.
MOA person -"If you see anything like this, you'll give it to me. Yes?" Inspector- "Yes" *Inspector gives things related to the order* MOA Person- "I think it is best you come with me." And that's how I got my first ending in Papers, Please. Because of honesty.
Oh my God. Same! I was trying to give him the papers when he first said to report any curious thing, but when he took them at the end and said "Interesting" I was excited that something good was going to happen, and that feeling lasted up until I heard the music and went, "Wait, what?" Then I was just upset. Ending 3/20 achieved. After I thought for a while, I realized that him asking for any "curious" thing was just a trap. He actually just wants to see whether or not you're linked with them. (I would expect that even more from a guy THAT sly with his words. "I think it is best if you come with me.")
lol, me too :DD remember the tale by la fontaine, in which the wolf says things to the lamb that aren't true and impossible, then he says: 'You know what? You actually did nothing, but I wanna eat you' - and he eats the lamb. fuck da police :P
You've been caught rejecting Jorji Costava. The penalty is a life sentence. Your friends will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to Cobrastan.
You've been caught using Aimbot in a casual game of Tf2. There is no penalty whatsoever, keep up the good work. No one will be questioned about this. Glory to Valve!
You've been caught chewing gum in class. The penalty is isolation. Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to the British School System.
From a Florida school myself, I've noticed that chewing gum after being warned results in In School Suspension. (Never did it personally, but I've seen others get caught.)
This is one of the best death themes, it perfectly represents just how disposable we are in a place like Arstotzka. If you fuck up, you’re replaced just like that and completely forgotten about, like the ending where your family dies. They don’t care that he just lost all his family members and just replace him quickly. Such a fucked up and amazing game!
I’m currently reading a book about the history of East Germany, filled with anecdotal stories from everyday people and political figures. That country was basically Arstotzka in real life. So many people got arrested, executed or worse by the state for no real reason. And this song fittingly plays in my head every time someone is detained.
You are under arrest for refusing to eat your Grandmother's Food. Mom, he will make sure of your punishment. The damage done to your family has been notorious. Glory to the Doe Family.
It's what defeat sounds like but through the lens of the people that are actually arresting you in a way that it makes sense if you consider the atmosphere of this game. Just like what the guy said above. The fact that Lucas Pope managed to create that level of mood / atmosphere in the game with just plain text, simple graphics and sound design to improve and guide them is mesmerizing. Ngl, this is still my favorite text game of all time.
I think it kinda has that charm too but also a sinister undertone which I like to imagine reflects the game where Arstotzka marches on triumphantly, putting down all in their path. To me this song makes you feel unimportant, there is something greater that you can no longer provide a use for.
Kinda gives a “Where Are You Great General” vibe, just another morning in East Grestin, no one asks where the trucks go when they return to the prison empty
You've been caught complaining about prices The penalty is two months of jail Your financial history will be researched Glory to the Turkish Store Prices
"Your entire family is dead" "The Ministry of Labor requires sufficent workers" "Workers are expected to support large healthy families" "Your position will be filled in by someone more appropriate." "Glory to Arstotzka."
You have been caught stabbing someone without a license. The penalty is moving to Birmingham. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to London.
You are under arrest for pushing the man into the river in lego city. The penalty is to build a rescue helicopter. Your lego minifigures are questioned for their involvement . Glory to legostozka.
Hey buddy i think there's something wrong with the name of the suspect who's being questioned, his name might've been mistyped in his papers and you might wanna edit it.
You’ve been caught trying to earn a living wage The penalty is an even lower wage than before Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement That fate of your salary is unknown Glory to Amazon
You have been caught tampering with the animatronics. The penalty is suspension. Phone Guy will be questioned about his involvement. Glory to Fredstotzka.
You have been caught with your phone out This is treason of the highest order The punishment is detention and the confiscation of your phone Your piers will be questioned about their involvement Glory to School (A note is given to you) TH-cam meme successfully watched But you betrayed us at the last moment pier The condition of your friends is unknown Good luck -Friend Group
You are being arrested for posting a "nobody:" and "when" meme. The ministry of memes does not tolerate overuse of dead and/or lazy memes. The penalty is death. Your memes will be now deleted from your folders. A replacement memer will be found easily The current state of your PC is unknown. Glory To Memestotzka
You've been caught for being slender while you being the Moderator. The penalty is a permanent ban. Your whole friends are questioned. The game is still active in the replacement of the Moderator. Glory to Roblox Moderator.
[A note appears from under the cell door] User - Friends are safe - but other problems arise Replacement Moderator not cooperative - Slender activities hindered We cannot provide further support - Slenders to hibernate again Friends will be taken to Minecraft - Good luck
I love how nonchalant Arstotzka is about dishing out punishment to you. It makes you feel utterly small and worthless, and its perfect for the game's atmosphere.
Thats basically what happens when you are part of the security department of any country. No matter what they can promise You, excepting a few ones, the rest are basically only gears, with the only objective of spinning
You are under arrest for endangering public health. The penalty is mandatory vaccination. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to Arstotzka.
This should be an ending: You are under arrest for suspicious activity. The penalty is death. Your family will be brought in for questioning. Glory to Arstotzka. [As you are waiting in your cell for death, you hear noises. Gunfire, yelling, and thumping...] [Suddenly, the door opens, and in the doorway is an EZIC agent holding a weapon with a dead security officer by him.] *VIctory theme* EZIC agent: "Come. We must hurry. Your family is safe. You will be relocated to Obristan. Good luck."
-You have been arrested for disliking the video -the penalty is forced labor -your family will be questioned about their involvement -a new liker will be replaced easily -Glory to Arstotzka.
The Corona Virus has spread to Arstotzka. The Checkpoint has closed. This means that you're unemployed. You and your Family currently have $5. Have fun. Glory to Arstotzka.
You defended yourself from an attack on the street and killed the attacker. You have been sentenced to life in prison. The safety of your family is unknown. *GLORY TO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM!*
@@tomlopez4081 it was just a meme but i am from romania. some years ago there was a case here in which a mom was imprisoned for 3 and a half years because she was caught stealing some bread and salami worth of 7lei 1.50$ for her starving kid.......
You listen to the ensuing battle with your family in your apartment as the sun sets. Arstotzka is in ruins. The government has collapsed. The Civil War has undone all the effort made to rebuild Grestin after the war with Kolechia. Most have evacuated into the countryside. Others, such as you and your family, chose, or were forced to remain. Jorji left as well. He promised to send help, but he sounded doubtful. His smile was sad. That was a week ago. The Civil War spread all across the country. Kolechia and Obristan had closed their borders. Soldiers will shoot anyone who tries to approach them. You can see them from your window. The Kolechian Border Guard, now in proper soldier uniforms, aiming their rifles, and the guns of their tanks, at your side. They're stoic, though, some seem to be sneering at the chaos. Some look sad. Some, worried. One late night, you hear heavy footsteps. They break into your appartment. Drag you and your family away. They're wearing uniforms, but in the wrong way. And the crest on their caps has been defaced, replaced with the old one Arstotzka used before the Revolution. Some of them recognize you. You recognize some of them as well. You're in camp, set up by the dissidents. They will most deffinitely kill you. They've already killed your wife, your uncle, your mother-in-law, and your child. They laughed at your tears, your sobs. You're sitting in windowless cell, made out of a coal hole. It's been a month. The battles never stop. You can always hear gunfire, bombs exploding, tank threads rattling, jets flying by, women and children screaming and crying. You hear paper shuffling. You light the candle, the only thing you were given, with your lighter, the only thing you were allowed to keep. You read letter by the light. Inspector! You have contributed greatly to our cause. EZIC is grateful. Unfortunately, we lost control of situation. This civil war is not our work. Internal cells have woken up to the sound of liberation, and decided to seize this opportunity to take control. We've lost too many men. This faction of EZIC is over. Remaining agents are retreating. We have failed our cause, we have failed you. You have our deepest condolances for your family. You sit back, and rest your head against the wall. You hold letter into the flame. As it burns up, you see the faces of your lost loved ones. Your wife. Your son. Your uncle. Your mother-in-law. Friends, colleagues, rivals. Even Jorji shows up for a friendly smile. Your body is unwashed, severely malnourished, and weak. You watch candle burn down. Your country is dying around you. There will be nothing left. As light finally goes out, you close your eyes, and whisper into the cold air: ...Glory to Arstotzka!
You have been purchased by Microsoft The glorious day of being one with Microsoft is upon you Your talents won't go unnoticed and you will be transferred to a new management Glory to Microsoft - Xbox
You have been caught playing Minecraft at 3AM. The penalty is grounded for 2 weeks, and your PC and Phone being confiscated. Your online friends will be questioned about their involvement. The safety of your devices is unknown. Glory to Housetotzka.
[A note appears from under your bedroom door] USER - ONLINE FRIENDS ARE SAFE - TARGET ELIMINATED BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - ALL-NIGHTER ACTIVITIES HINDERED WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - ALL-NIGHTERS TO HIBERNATE AGAIN PC AND PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO SIBLINGS - GOOD LUCK
You've been caught cooperating with a group known as the "star of the fortnite kids" penalty: death severity of crime: 5/5 Your nearest family members will be executed and another 2 generations will be imprisoned for 20 years. glory to the discord mods
@@mmmxp Например могут донести из-за жёлтой куртки на голубом фоне или могут посадить из-за просто подписки на Медузу, хотя ты не делился ни с кем её материалами или признать тебя осликом иа если тебя не удастся посадить
"You are under arrest for putting your family picture in the wall" The penalty is extreme labour Your family saftey in nilsk is unkown Glory to arstozka
You have tweeted something mildly offensive 10 years ago The penalty is loss of employment and social stigma The Ministry will preform a full audit of all your activities Your associates will be questioned about their involvement The safety of your family is unknown Glory to Twittstotzka!
USER - FAMILY IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - SJW ACTIVITIES HINDERED WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - SJW TO HIBERNATE AGAIN FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN TO FACEBOOK - GOOD LUCK
It’s just the funniest to me. Like when that opening beat goes up and that officer’s on screen, I can just imagine it going like Officer: [sighs, then he clicks his tongue] Welp, you fucked up. Inspector: I fucked up... Arstotskans: He fucked up. Foreigners: They fucked up. M. O. A.: We fucked up.
You have been arrested for the death of 3 innocent Kerbals,Jeb,Bill and Bob. Valentina will be questioned about her involvement. The future of your space program is unknown Glory to Kerbin!
TH-camstotzka has zero tolerance for profanity You are under arrest for saying frick in a youtube video The punishment is demonetization Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement The safety of your youtube channel is unknown Glory to TH-camstotzka
7 years ago my family and I were still in Arstotzka, making just enough to get by. 6 years ago my family and I thought of leaving Arstotzka, a war had broken out and my job, well it wasn’t paying enough for the risk. 5 years ago my family attempted to leave Arstotzka but were not allowed, I found someone to sneak them out, hopefully they can help. 4 years ago (before the incident) my family is sick, hungry and cold but my job only pays enough for me to buy then medication and food. 3 years ago something horrible happened today, the guards found my family getting snuck outside the border and they were all executed on the spot. 2 years ago I am lonely, I miss my family, I miss my friends. 1 year ago They searched my house today, I think they know what I’m up to Present day, “Glory to Arstotzka” is played among the country as traitors such as him are hung, all hail Arstotzka all hail President Dimitri Costova.
You took a bite out of a Popeyes biscuit with no drink. You tried to get to the bathroom to sip some water but its too late, your insides have already dried up. Glory to Popeyes.
you have been caught copying in the final exam. your penalty is getting suspended and auto fail. you will also face the belts of your family. your grounding has been scheduled tonight. -GLORY TO SCHOOL EMPIRE
I'm gonna do this and then tell someone to read the paper out loud with this music and Itll say things about what I did and my life, and hopefully by the end they'll all be afraid of me because that's going to be my goal
And yet it feels like you are quite insignificant, like this is the background of a radio program publishing your arrest and history. Sinister, then dynamic and informational, then getting darker as your sentence draws near. Lucas Pope is a great composer!
The Ministry of Income has discovered an anomaly in your earnings. You are under arrest pending a full audit of your recent activities. Your Family will likewise be held for questioning. The Border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Glory to Arstotzka.
Ministry of border spectators have seen your suspicions activity. You will be relocated back to obstrian. Your family will be held for questioning. Your services are no longer required. The border will remain under a new inspector. You are not trusted in ARSTOTZKA. Please don't make a attempt to come into ARSTOTZKA. Glory to ARSTOTZKA. Tate unlock code for leave 232451
You are under arrest because you and some brothers dealing drugs with the Ballas gang in front of the police station, then beat a policeman, causing him serious injuries. The penalty is 15-20 years imprisonment. Your family and some of your brothers will be questioned about their involvement. Several people have honestly reported their involvement in your dealings with Ballas. Glory to Los Santos
You've been caught emulating a 30 year old game. Penalty is a $3 million fine. Everyone you know will be questioned for possible involvement. Glory to Nintendo.
Ending 21/20: The day was cut short by Kolechian and Imporian soldiers attacking the checkpoint. The checkpoint will be closed permanently. You will be transferred to the Military. Your Family, and every other family will be evacuated out of Gretsin and will be safely relocated. Glory to Arstotzka. You have received a letter: War has given a distraction so that Ezic can rise against the dictator. We will do the work from here on. Do not fight us if you are called to stop our rebellion. Glory to the Order of the Ezic Star.
@nosound3091 "sir you have 1 minute to live" "I want to listen to the papers please death theme" "Sirs that 1 minute and 33 seconds" God: "I'll allow it"
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when you accidentally raise your voice to your parents:
You are under arrest for raising your voice at your parents.
The penalty is forced study.
Your sibling(s) will be questioned on his/her/their involvement.
Glory to Parentsoksta
@@mono_drift bro just say their
@@mono_drift I was beat
@@thedarksideofthemoon9612 I feel you ;(
Don’t worry, it happens to me 24/7
When you're having an argument with your mom and accidentally slam the door:
LOL
Oh no...
*oh sh*t, here we go again*
You are under arrest for slamming your door.
The penalty is getting beaten to death by mom
Your dad will be questioned for involvement
Glory to Parentstotzka
ohhhh god
"You've been detained for putting a picture from your son in the wall"
"Your sentence is forced labor"
"Your family will be sent back to their natal city"
"Glory to Arstotzka"
"You've been detained for putting your son's drawing in the wall"
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731"You've been detained for giving info about EZIC when asked for info about EZIC"
@@BetterCallBigShotAutosit's not really unfair, how many people did you detain unfairly?
@@juliodonofreo"You've been detained for protesting by words and denied the glorious Arstotzka's rule."
@@BetterCallBigShotAutosBig shot
The really bad jokes aside.
My first time hearing this theme had me shell-shocked. It's a theme that perfectly conveys the sentence "Look at what you've gotten yourself into. Was it worth it?".
Perfectly made song used in the perfect scenario.
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It just feels like youve messed up and theres no way out. It still gives me chills
its like if you where found out to be betraying the glorious Arstozka. GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
@@triadapg soon 668
@@triadapg then 669
You are under arrest for making a "you are under arrest" joke
The penalty is death
The safety of your family is unknown
Glory to arstotzka
You just started a Time parodox.
This represents treason
of the Highest order.
The Penalty is...
SIKE!
Bitch I am arstotzka
Try and stop me
ARSTOTZKA
I can’t, but I know someone who can.
*EZIC has entered the chat*
@@arstotzka8628 can I be citizen i have arstotzkan passport and ID card even 10 Credit and an entry permit cuz why not?
@@khaotic582 *_GRU-P Division has entered the chat with the UNGOC_*
_are ya sure bout that?_
You have been arrested for leaving a negative review on the Papers Please steam store page.
The penalty is death.
The safety of your steam games is unknown.
Glory to Steam.
Steamstotzka*
Kira Goro
*Steamstozkstotzka
*steamstotzkatzkasteastozeamska
Glory to Gabe!
@@C0MRADE_GAM1NG *Gaben Newell
You've been caught reading classified documents.
Your penalty is demotion to class-D.
Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to The Foundation.
underrated comment
Haaaaa
[A note appears from under your cell door]
Staff - Co-workers safe, but other problems arise
Replacement staff not cooperative - Chaos Insurgency activities hindered
We cannot provide further support - CI to hibernate again
Co-workers will be taken to Global Occult Coalition - Good luck
Goodbye, inspector.
*the safety of your family is unknown*
I was loyal to Arstotzka, and this is how they repay me.
Your picture makes it perfect.
#GloryToEZIC
wake me up inside No its not you will be cleared from any suspision for giving GREAT service
I managed to be clear of any suspicious activity by the time the conference came
wake me up inside Arstotzka Has no tolerance for delinquency
You are under arrest until your debts are paid
Your family will be returned to their village
Glory to Arstotzka
You are under arrest for downloading Papers, Please illegaly.
Penalty is forced purchase.
Your Steam library will be questioned about their involevment.
Glory to Valve.
Let our glorious leader Gaben lead us.
i actually downloaded it illegally yesterday from a zip file haha
Wait valve maked papers please?
I a least has 8 pirated game in my pc, I GOT AWAY WITH IT, Glory to igg-games
Heil Gaben!
I love how dystopian it is, goes to show you how cruel Arstotzka really is
Exactly, this theme will never stop sending chills down my spine everytime it's combined with one of the bad endings or an ending where you get arrested, I don't even know how it does it, but just seeing it... combined with the image of us getting arrested, it just gives me an immense feeling of sadness, dread and fear. I think it is due to the fact that they're letting you feel like you have power, after all, you can decide who can enter a country and who cannot, just by your own will, and all you'll ever get for it is a citation and if enough of those in one day they'll just remove pay from your salary, anybody would feel very responsible and powerful in this situation, but then, you get arrested due to your home country's tyrannical laws and ridiculous bureaucracy. In one moment you can decide who will enter a country and who will not (and those people who depend on your decision, are probably always hoping you'd let them pass through, and they are so determined to pass through that they even forge fake documents and hope you don't notice, which means a lot of people heavily may depend in you), and then the next one you are suddenly arrested and sentenced to forced labor or even get death penalty and executed which isn't uncommon at all (and you won't even be guaranteed that your family will be safe or not). So just suddenly seeing that in reality, you have no power and that the government can do whatever they want, and as far as just doing anything cruel to you just because they feel like it or feel like you disrespected them can give you an immense feeling of hopelessness, dread and just overral realizing the cruel and sad truth of your reality, your relative power is a grain of sand next to a mountain. Arstotzka truly is a dystopia where happiness rarely can be found, even when you try to follow their tyrannical laws as much as you can, some of the corrupt government workers can just force you even to go against their own government and if you do not follow, you can easily be arrested for it (Exactly what happened when your supervisor basically forced you to let through somebody who didn't qualify to enter Arstotzka, and if you didn't do it, he basically framed you just because he was mad at you), it just goes on even more just to show how relatively powerless you are really.
I think the main message of this game, is just to show you how reality in some places really is or could be like, and to consider ourselves lucky that we don't live in a place like this. Papers please is such a masterpiece
no Glory greatest Arstotzka is best country!
Glory to Arstotzka
You can call it dystopian, I call it based
@@kxmapper what the hell are you even trying to say
@@UnkownUnkown01 i am trying to say Arstotzka is based
0:57 such a good beat
I'm not going to lie, that is my favorite part
Yeah same here
W part
Bad part
You have gone out bowling for too long.
The penalty is an actual bonding activity.
Your bowling shoes have been confiscated.
Glory to Bowlstoztka.
Out of all of these I laughed at this one the most lmao :D
delicious finally some good fuckin bowling memes
good meme finally yes
Cousin let's go bowling
Nikoo :DD
You are under arrest for forgetting your homework
The penalty is detention
Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement.
The future of your grades is uncertain.
Glory to the education system.
Thomas The West OMG lol
This was my school
yeah don't you love it when your school decides you should be stressing over grades instead of the fucking pandemic going on?
Gloory to the education system
Glory to the education system that was designed by Frederic the great in the 18th century based on the values of the time that does nothing but torturing kids
List of bad endings:
Have negative accounts
Accepted EZIC's money
Had your entire or one of your family member died
Showing EZIC's credential to Vonel
Shooting guard, traveller, or man in red
Didn't complete all of EZIC's quest (only if you side with them and the man in red quest is not counted)
Shooting the EZIC's operatives on last day ( only if you side with them)
Letting the wall breached by EZIC (only if you didn't side with them or didn't complete their quests)
Dmitri caught you display anything that isn't plaque on the booth twice during his visits
Detained Dmitri's girlfriend
Escape to Obristan all by yourself or taking some of your family members with you.
*Accepted Ezic's money and didnt let the agent through next day
Pretty sure the escape to Obristan ending is actually a good one.
@@lucasgoncalves7774
Not if you don’t take every living family member with you
@@lucasgoncalves7774 if you escape with not enough passports the bad ending theme plays and the safety of the family members you left behind is unknown
@@taizet2328 You can't do that. Immediately after receiving the EZIC money you get a bad ending.
*You been caught doing something.*
*the penality is whatever the thing you got caught is about.*
*whoever is involved with you and corelates with this thing WILL be question about it.*
*the safety of your colaterals in this is unknown.*
*glory to whatever boses this thing.*
Lol
Pretty much summarizes this comment section
*puts pictures on the wall*
Dimitri: Fuck you.
*music plays*
HELLO MR POTATO MAN YOUR THE ONE THAT CAUSES TROUBLE see you like take fake tickets dont you
+curiousPanda - that's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad! He got shot! NOOOOO! Little potato man, you were always my favorite! AHHHHUHHH
that will be satisfying.
It's a drawing for my... *DETAINED*
You are under arrest for violating direct orders.
The penalty is forced labor.
Your family will be sent back to their village.
The border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Petition to use this in EVERY “Bad Ending” meme.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Granted. GtA
Yes
Glory to Arstotska.
I second that, glory to Arstotzka.
@Милош Ђошић I am here for transit through Arstotzka.
The group chat got leaked...
You are under arrest for failing a test.
The penalty is study hall.
Your parents will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to standardized testing.
This theme is the perfect definition of “I’ve won but at what cost?”
Usually, with this game, hearing this song typically means"I've risked it all, went all the way, and now my execution is scheduled for tomorrow"
This is the song I would have when explaining to a student why they got the grade they got. Also, I would leave a note with either of these endings below.
A Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was excellent to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this success.
Your reward is money and great food from your parents.
Your grades will greatly improve majorly.
Glory to the American Education System.
B Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was good to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this success.
Your reward is hugs and maybe good foods from your parents.
Your grades will improve minorly.
Glory to the American Education System.
C Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was suffice to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this reault.
You recieve a minor punishment of studying over the weekend.
Your grades will not improve.
Glory to the American Education System.
D Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was not good to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this failure.
Your punishment is possible grounding and hours of studying for weeks.
Your grades will not improve.
Glory to the American Education System.
F Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was terrible to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this failure.
Your punishment is grounding and months of studying.
Your grades will not improve.
Glory to the American Education System.
@@greatkentuckian9032 wow
Feels like like “damn i died what now was my life good did i get my pizza rolls did anyone care probably not “
This is so right
MOA person -"If you see anything like this, you'll give it to me.
Yes?"
Inspector- "Yes"
*Inspector gives things related to the order*
MOA Person- "I think it is best you come with me."
And that's how I got my first ending in Papers, Please.
Because of honesty.
*MOI investigator, not MOA person
a piece of wise advance: FUCK DA SYSTEM. LIE. and you won't end like this, hehe ^^ it's not right, but sometimes you have to do things like that..
Oh my God. Same! I was trying to give him the papers when he first said to report any curious thing, but when he took them at the end and said "Interesting" I was excited that something good was going to happen, and that feeling lasted up until I heard the music and went, "Wait, what?" Then I was just upset.
Ending 3/20 achieved.
After I thought for a while, I realized that him asking for any "curious" thing was just a trap. He actually just wants to see whether or not you're linked with them. (I would expect that even more from a guy THAT sly with his words. "I think it is best if you come with me.")
+Vera Papp I was actually singing in my head, "F THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE M.O.I." a while after that happened.
lol, me too :DD
remember the tale by la fontaine, in which the wolf says things to the lamb that aren't true and impossible, then he says: 'You know what? You actually did nothing, but I wanna eat you' - and he eats the lamb. fuck da police :P
You've been caught rejecting Jorji Costava.
The penalty is a life sentence.
Your friends will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to Cobrastan.
The final exam results came in the mail.
You have failed.
The punishment is scolding, grounding and being held back a grade.
Glory to Schoolstotzka.
You've been caught using Aimbot in a casual game of Tf2.
There is no penalty whatsoever, keep up the good work.
No one will be questioned about this.
Glory to Valve!
Sad but true.
@@ausername1761 agreed
yeah this is why i'm not returning until Scream Fortress and Smissmass
ಥ‿ಥ
Sadly
You've been caught chewing gum in class.
The penalty is isolation.
Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to the British School System.
63 likes no replies? Lemme fix that
Don't forget havign to clean it off the desk/chair... (At least, they do that in West America...)
@@tinypinkittycatin my school, they don't. From a British school.
Hahaha
From a Florida school myself, I've noticed that chewing gum after being warned results in In School Suspension.
(Never did it personally, but I've seen others get caught.)
This is one of the best death themes, it perfectly represents just how disposable we are in a place like Arstotzka.
If you fuck up, you’re replaced just like that and completely forgotten about, like the ending where your family dies. They don’t care that he just lost all his family members and just replace him quickly. Such a fucked up and amazing game!
I’m currently reading a book about the history of East Germany, filled with anecdotal stories from everyday people and political figures. That country was basically Arstotzka in real life. So many people got arrested, executed or worse by the state for no real reason. And this song fittingly plays in my head every time someone is detained.
You are under arrest for refusing to eat your Grandmother's Food.
Mom, he will make sure of your punishment.
The damage done to your family has been notorious.
Glory to the Doe Family.
- "Wow, the test was really hard"
- "Yeah, especially the back page"
- "The WHAT"
Teacher about to highlight that discrepancy
5 minutes left
@@beeman- Discrepancy detected.
"You are missing the second page."
"I could not do in time."
*Stamps F.*
Legit happened to me this time on my A/L Physics paper. Thank goodness there were only two parts tho.
Still, I'll need to repeat
D I S C R E P A N C Y D E T E C T E D
For a death theme, it's actually quite uplifting.
Just what would play if your punishment was broadcast over the radio, imo. Dark, rythmic, darjer near the sentence. Very good theme.
It's what defeat sounds like but through the lens of the people that are actually arresting you in a way that it makes sense if you consider the atmosphere of this game. Just like what the guy said above.
The fact that Lucas Pope managed to create that level of mood / atmosphere in the game with just plain text, simple graphics and sound design to improve and guide them is mesmerizing.
Ngl, this is still my favorite text game of all time.
I think it kinda has that charm too but also a sinister undertone which I like to imagine reflects the game where Arstotzka marches on triumphantly, putting down all in their path. To me this song makes you feel unimportant, there is something greater that you can no longer provide a use for.
Kinda gives a “Where Are You Great General” vibe, just another morning in East Grestin, no one asks where the trucks go when they return to the prison empty
what
You've been caught complaining about prices
The penalty is two months of jail
Your financial history will be researched
Glory to the Turkish Store Prices
uh oh you got me
(im turk)
Accidentally got this for being *too honest.*
"Your entire family is dead"
"The Ministry of Labor requires sufficent workers"
"Workers are expected to support large healthy families"
"Your position will be filled in by someone more appropriate."
"Glory to Arstotzka."
Noob
@@vechaslavalexandrov9100 more like efficent mate
Didn't expect you to be here.
Skill issue
That moment when you hear this song start playing...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oukei... aim zkared...
you know u fucked up x(
When you have no jokes to say.
GLORY TO DIGGSZTOZTKA
You have been caught stabbing someone without a license.
The penalty is moving to Birmingham.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to London.
When u put a picture on wall without asking ur ur father.
You are under arrest for pushing the man into the river in lego city.
The penalty is to build a rescue helicopter.
Your lego minifigures are questioned
for their involvement .
Glory to legostozka.
YEA BOI .
Legostotzka*
Building a lego rescue helicopter seems like a vacation to me but ok.
HEY!
Hey buddy i think there's something wrong with the name of the suspect who's being questioned, his name might've been mistyped in his papers and you might wanna edit it.
You’ve been caught trying to earn a living wage
The penalty is an even lower wage than before
Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement
That fate of your salary is unknown
Glory to Amazon
No entiendo cual es el chiste
unfortunatly its the whole of america(continent)
@@joaquinalonsorojasmas9032Amazon salary punishments for whistleblowers
@@joaquinalonsorojasmas9032sorry for being 2 years late but it’s about how amazon workers are too underpaid
You have been caught tampering with the animatronics.
The penalty is suspension.
Phone Guy will be questioned about his involvement.
Glory to Fredstotzka.
You have been caught with your phone out
This is treason of the highest order
The punishment is detention and the confiscation of your phone
Your piers will be questioned about their involvement
Glory to School
(A note is given to you)
TH-cam meme successfully watched
But you betrayed us at the last moment pier
The condition of your friends is unknown
Good luck
-Friend Group
Meanwhile in college:
Oh no, not my piers! Where will my ships go?
You are being arrested for posting a "nobody:" and "when" meme.
The ministry of memes does not tolerate overuse of dead and/or lazy memes.
The penalty is death.
Your memes will be now deleted from your folders.
A replacement memer will be found easily
The current state of your PC is unknown.
Glory To Memestotzka
I concur.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Arstotzka really is the greatest country.
You mean memestozka?
.
Memestotzka*
[This comment has been taken down by the Arstotzkan Government, due to violation of respect towards the country]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
[This comment has been redacted by the Arstokzan Government due to leakage of classified material]
FOR KOLECHIA!
[redacted due to spreading kolechien propaganda]
[glory to arstotzka]
The funny thing is You typed it for yourself lol
Dark SS This comment has been censored by Arstotzkan officials for revealing nuclear launch codes.
Glory to Arstotzka.
You are in detention for running in the halls.
The penalty is 15 seconds, detention for you.
Your family will hear about this one.
Glory to Balditotzka
I'm surprised there are still people out there that remember Baldi.
@@markolysynchuk5264 the memes did an excellent job lol
You've been caught for being slender while you being the Moderator.
The penalty is a permanent ban.
Your whole friends are questioned.
The game is still active in the replacement of the Moderator.
Glory to Roblox Moderator.
[A note appears from under the cell door]
User - Friends are safe - but other problems arise
Replacement Moderator not cooperative - Slender activities hindered
We cannot provide further support - Slenders to hibernate again
Friends will be taken to Minecraft - Good luck
I love how nonchalant Arstotzka is about dishing out punishment to you.
It makes you feel utterly small and worthless, and its perfect for the game's atmosphere.
Yeah to them it's like crushing an ant.
Very insignificant.
Out of 20 endings, in only 5 you survive. Damn...
Thats basically what happens when you are part of the security department of any country.
No matter what they can promise You, excepting a few ones, the rest are basically only gears, with the only objective of spinning
@@elchicogore9517my name is genome soldier.. and i like to spiiIiIiiiIIn spiiIiIiIIiiIIiIIiIin
When you cough in public.
Shut the fuck up ppl or i shoot you
-Legend
You are under arrest for endangering public health.
The penalty is mandatory vaccination.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to Arstotzka.
"That one didn't age quite so well..."
@@cobbycobson88 same man
Same
@@GothGardenWarlock man i did not realize how badly this one would age
When you accidentally tell one of your parents to shut up.
"You are underarrest for saying Hi"
"The penalty is account deletion"
"The safety of your other accounts are unknown"
"Glory to robloxia"
*facepalm*
This should be an ending:
You are under arrest for suspicious activity.
The penalty is death.
Your family will be brought in for questioning.
Glory to Arstotzka. [As you are waiting in your cell for death, you hear noises. Gunfire, yelling, and thumping...] [Suddenly, the door opens, and in the doorway is an EZIC agent holding a weapon with a dead security officer by him.] *VIctory theme* EZIC agent: "Come. We must hurry. Your family is safe. You will be relocated to Obristan. Good luck."
Donald Christie
Arstotzka never killls for suspicious activity, only gives forced labor.
cyka blyat
Oh, sorry. I never got the suspicious activity death. XD I only got the escape to Obristan with myself, with my family, and the EZIC win.
Donald Christie That should be ending 10.
Michael Cerbo ayy lmao
+Michael Cerbo (Butchthebird)
No, 9.
-You have been arrested for disliking the video
-the penalty is forced labor
-your family will be questioned about their involvement
-a new liker will be replaced easily
-Glory to Arstotzka.
Lol
*proceeds to dislike comment*
Did you mean
-the penalty is *DEATH*
ummmmmmm yeah about that.....................
imagine if someone in 2018 told you about everything that happened, you would probably call him crazy
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A SECRET AGENT!!!!
When your Mom says "I got an email from your principal"
The Corona Virus has spread to Arstotzka.
The Checkpoint has closed.
This means that you're unemployed.
You and your Family currently have $5.
Have fun.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Lol
Your son is sick and needs medicine -5 🔘
_Your son is dead and needs medicine_
no arstotzka closed borders and coronavirus couldnt find way in
Well who said that it is corona
You defended yourself from an attack on the street and killed the attacker.
You have been sentenced to life in prison.
The safety of your family is unknown.
*GLORY TO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM!*
Well this sounds like my beautiful Argentina
Where are you from?
@@tomlopez4081 it was just a meme but i am from romania. some years ago there was a case here in which a mom was imprisoned for 3 and a half years because she was caught stealing some bread and salami worth of 7lei 1.50$ for her starving kid.......
@@iGamezRo shit the system is broken
@@iGamezRo i always hated the romanian justice system
@@davidfunl i always hated the roma
You listen to the ensuing battle with your family in your apartment as the sun sets.
Arstotzka is in ruins. The government has collapsed. The Civil War has undone all the effort made to rebuild Grestin after the war with Kolechia.
Most have evacuated into the countryside. Others, such as you and your family, chose, or were forced to remain.
Jorji left as well. He promised to send help, but he sounded doubtful. His smile was sad.
That was a week ago.
The Civil War spread all across the country. Kolechia and Obristan had closed their borders. Soldiers will shoot anyone who tries to approach them.
You can see them from your window. The Kolechian Border Guard, now in proper soldier uniforms, aiming their rifles, and the guns of their tanks, at your side. They're stoic, though, some seem to be sneering at the chaos. Some look sad. Some, worried.
One late night, you hear heavy footsteps.
They break into your appartment. Drag you and your family away.
They're wearing uniforms, but in the wrong way. And the crest on their caps has been defaced, replaced with the old one Arstotzka used before the Revolution.
Some of them recognize you. You recognize some of them as well.
You're in camp, set up by the dissidents. They will most deffinitely kill you. They've already killed your wife, your uncle, your mother-in-law, and your child.
They laughed at your tears, your sobs.
You're sitting in windowless cell, made out of a coal hole.
It's been a month.
The battles never stop. You can always hear gunfire, bombs exploding, tank threads rattling, jets flying by, women and children screaming and crying.
You hear paper shuffling. You light the candle, the only thing you were given, with your lighter, the only thing you were allowed to keep.
You read letter by the light.
Inspector!
You have contributed greatly to our cause. EZIC is grateful.
Unfortunately, we lost control of situation. This civil war is not our work. Internal cells have woken up to the sound of liberation, and decided to seize this opportunity to take control.
We've lost too many men.
This faction of EZIC is over. Remaining agents are retreating.
We have failed our cause, we have failed you.
You have our deepest condolances for your family.
You sit back, and rest your head against the wall.
You hold letter into the flame. As it burns up, you see the faces of your lost loved ones. Your wife. Your son. Your uncle. Your mother-in-law. Friends, colleagues, rivals. Even Jorji shows up for a friendly smile.
Your body is unwashed, severely malnourished, and weak. You watch candle burn down.
Your country is dying around you. There will be nothing left.
As light finally goes out, you close your eyes, and whisper into the cold air:
...Glory to Arstotzka!
You have been purchased by Microsoft
The glorious day of being one with Microsoft is upon you
Your talents won't go unnoticed and you will be transferred to a new management
Glory to Microsoft - Xbox
You have been caught playing Minecraft at 3AM.
The penalty is grounded for 2 weeks, and your PC and Phone being confiscated.
Your online friends will be questioned about their involvement.
The safety of your devices is unknown.
Glory to Housetotzka.
homestotzka*
bruh
[A note appears from under your bedroom door]
USER - ONLINE FRIENDS ARE SAFE - TARGET ELIMINATED BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - ALL-NIGHTER ACTIVITIES HINDERED
WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - ALL-NIGHTERS TO HIBERNATE AGAIN
PC AND PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO SIBLINGS - GOOD LUCK
well, jokes on them. I don't play Minecraft of phone OR PC.
I play on 3ds.
I come here every time when i fail an exam
Ironically enough I had an exam today.
@@ps2bndled nice
@Weird Cat did you pass?
You have been caught failing you're exam.
The penalty is a 3 week detention.
You're friends safety is unknown.
Glory to the education system!
That explains all the views (sorry, just kidding)
You have been arrested from the security agent hight lvl,for turn off the coolant pump to reactor to meltdown.
Glory to the .S.P.I....
You've been caught cooperating with a group known as the "star of the fortnite kids"
penalty: death
severity of crime: 5/5
Your nearest family members will be executed and another 2 generations will be imprisoned for 20 years.
glory to the discord mods
If im ever a teacher, when I hold detention im going to just play this the whole time.
I'm gonna tell this idea to the detention monitor. Good idea!
are you a teacher yet i want to listen to this in a different room and i'm too lazy to listen to it on my phone
I'd go to detention every day then.
You are in detention for causing disruption in class
The duration is three days
You will reflect on your consequences
Glory to Arstotzka
@@crimsondynamo615 *Educationstotzka
This will be the song that shall play at my funeral
i will tell my kids to put my phone with me and untill my phone dusnt shut down play this cool sexy song
Cause you failed at life?
Linkin636 put the song at 0.75x so its more sad
You have died.
The penalty won’t really occur since you already dead
A replacement inspector will be taking your place
Glory to Arstotzka
You are under arrest for having opinions in 2022
The penalty is death
The safety of your family is unknown
Glory to arstotzka
Twitter*
@@thatheavyisaspy221 yes
Arstotzka so great, passport not required. Right?
-Jorji
I can’t be the only one who actually really likes this theme.
Nah we're all just here because we hate it
You are under arrest for insulting Arstotzka National anthem.
The penalty is death.
Arstotzka will declare war on your country.
Glory to Arstotzka.
I like too it is my music
this is my favourite ost in "papers, please". after main theme ofc
Glory to song
You are being arrested for shitting on forced labour
The penalty is family
Ezic will be replaced
Glory to inspector
GLORY TO INSPECTZKA!
Lmao. Normal version would be: You are arrested for shitting on family.
The penalty is forced labour
Inspector will be replaced
Glory to Ezic
+Enders Forest Auch. Cannot edit. I'm on phone
You are being arrested for forced labour
the penalty is forced labour
inspector will be forced labour
glory to forced labour
CHUP CHUP
you are arrested for dying.
the penalty is forced labor.
inspector will be zombie slave.
glory to Zomstotska.
Эта музыка - самый лучший утешительный приз после проигрыша
ey yo we got the same profile photo
Если вы знаете, по каким абсурдным поводам сидят в России, то вы поймёте этот трек
@@maximvanchadze7042 Ну расскажи чтобы я понял.
@@mmmxp Например могут донести из-за жёлтой куртки на голубом фоне или могут посадить из-за просто подписки на Медузу, хотя ты не делился ни с кем её материалами или признать тебя осликом иа если тебя не удастся посадить
Или могут тебя признать осликом иа по какому угодно поводу если тебя не удастся подвести под статью
"You are under arrest for putting your family picture in the wall"
The penalty is extreme labour
Your family saftey in nilsk is unkown
Glory to arstozka
You have tweeted something mildly offensive 10 years ago
The penalty is loss of employment and social stigma
The Ministry will preform a full audit of all your activities
Your associates will be questioned about their involvement
The safety of your family is unknown
Glory to Twittstotzka!
Jaja
The safety of your family is known except it doesn’t exist anymore
USER - FAMILY IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - SJW ACTIVITIES HINDERED
WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - SJW TO HIBERNATE AGAIN
FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN TO FACEBOOK - GOOD LUCK
@@toainsully Conservative and fascists are EZIC?
On FB, you won't be banned for saying shit not even close to offensive.
I don't know why, but it's the most happiest death themes.
It’s just the funniest to me. Like when that opening beat goes up and that officer’s on screen, I can just imagine it going like
Officer: [sighs, then he clicks his tongue] Welp, you fucked up.
Inspector: I fucked up...
Arstotskans: He fucked up.
Foreigners: They fucked up.
M. O. A.: We fucked up.
Well, you know, such is life in glorious Arstotzka.
@Tiger 131 Да
@Weird Cat y u say comrade two times?
I commented it elsewhere, but it's like they broadcast your crime on the radio, getting darker near the sentence
You are caught creating a condo game.
The penalty is nothing.
You're game will remain openly playable for the foreseeable future.
Glory to Robloxia.
This music plays in my nightmares. Help
It even plays in my head every damn time when i think about an exam result 💀
You have been arrested for the death of 3 innocent Kerbals,Jeb,Bill and Bob.
Valentina will be questioned about her involvement.
The future of your space program is unknown
Glory to Kerbin!
Now That's A Great Crossover
Wait What
Valentina=murederer
@Chonghan L I am aware of that
I play ksp
Just I don't do rockets
@@zakpizza999 There is an impostor among us
**kerbinstotzka* or **kerbalstotzka*
Hey, they should make a mod out of this idea.
Why is it every time I hear this I legitimately feel scared and guilty?
@@prev8374 you are 9
@@Cichyhub By accusing ages i can tell youre 11-9
@@prev8374 And you're 9/11
@@fenn_fren K
That's kinda the point.
You were caught selling sweets (candy) on the school yard which is prohibited
The punishment is 1 week detention
Glory to CO,OP academy of the UK
I think this theme should be called “Arstotzka Marches On”
TH-camstotzka has zero tolerance for profanity
You are under arrest for saying frick in a youtube video
The punishment is demonetization
Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement
The safety of your youtube channel is unknown
Glory to TH-camstotzka
DEMONETIZED
Gosh darn it. WAIT NO-
Absolutely the most perfect "game over" theme I've ever heard. It's cold, logical, and unfeeling. Just like the Arstotzkan Government.
7 years ago my family and I were still in Arstotzka, making just enough to get by.
6 years ago my family and I thought of leaving Arstotzka, a war had broken out and my job, well it wasn’t paying enough for the risk.
5 years ago my family attempted to leave Arstotzka but were not allowed, I found someone to sneak them out, hopefully they can help.
4 years ago (before the incident) my family is sick, hungry and cold but my job only pays enough for me to buy then medication and food.
3 years ago something horrible happened today, the guards found my family getting snuck outside the border and they were all executed on the spot.
2 years ago I am lonely, I miss my family, I miss my friends.
1 year ago They searched my house today, I think they know what I’m up to
Present day, “Glory to Arstotzka” is played among the country as traitors such as him are hung, all hail Arstotzka all hail President Dimitri Costova.
Good
I have this officially written in my will so this plays at my funeral.
Get finals back with the grade on it.
*F - 21/100*
Will-A- Wisp The penalty is forced studying.
Snow Conditions Your family will be questioned about the amount of revision you did.
Glory to School.
Hail jorji
Will-A- Wisp I feel ya. Had to take a calculus course again over the summer.
You are under arrest for not allowing jorji passage
The penalty is death
The fate of your denied stamp is unknown
Glory to arstotzka
Ah, is OK. Next time I bring passport, promise.
Glory to Corbrastan
"The fate of your denied stamp is unknown"
NO NO NO NO DONT KILL INSPECTOR!
@@vegancheese2999 yes, cobrastan above all.
You took a bite out of a Popeyes biscuit with no drink.
You tried to get to the bathroom to sip some water but its too late, your insides have already dried up.
Glory to Popeyes.
you have been caught copying in the final exam.
your penalty is getting suspended and auto fail.
you will also face the belts of your family.
your grounding has been scheduled tonight.
-GLORY TO SCHOOL EMPIRE
Your channel was struck by a DMCA.
The penalty is deletion of your channel.
The safety of your subscribers is unknown.
Glory to TH-cam.
That's why I felt like what I got hacked
@ComradeDimitri This is just TH-cam in a nutshell, in general.
Isn't this always TH-cam?
@@whycantidie804 That's pretty much what I just said.
A note was slipped under your door
We have taken interest into your channel and we would like to sponser you-raid shadow legends
I want this to be played at my funeral
same lmao
this is what plays when an arstotzkan soldier dies
same
if it's not played at mine, i aint goin'
I'm gonna do this and then tell someone to read the paper out loud with this music and Itll say things about what I did and my life, and hopefully by the end they'll all be afraid of me because that's going to be my goal
Your parents have found a grade below an A.
The discipline is scheduled for tonight.
The safety of your self-esteem is unknown.
Glory to Your Parents.
THIS is the 'credits song for my death' song.
The overall feel of this tune just spells out "G A M E O V E R" in big bold letters
I'd like this comment, but it already has 69 likes...
@@AMonkeyBoy-mc3sdyou can like it now
And yet it feels like you are quite insignificant, like this is the background of a radio program publishing your arrest and history. Sinister, then dynamic and informational, then getting darker as your sentence draws near. Lucas Pope is a great composer!
The Ministry of Income has discovered an anomaly in your earnings.
You are under arrest pending a full audit of your recent activities.
Your Family will likewise be held for questioning.
The Border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Ministry of border spectators have seen your suspicions activity. You will be relocated back to obstrian. Your family will be held for questioning. Your services are no longer required. The border will remain under a new inspector. You are not trusted in ARSTOTZKA. Please don't make a attempt to come into ARSTOTZKA. Glory to ARSTOTZKA. Tate unlock code for leave 232451
Got that ending to
When i entered to Class-8 happened this and i sayed:heheheh wait... What?
You are under arrest because you and some brothers dealing drugs with the Ballas gang in front of the police station, then beat a policeman, causing him serious injuries. The penalty is 15-20 years imprisonment. Your family and some of your brothers will be questioned about their involvement. Several people have honestly reported their involvement in your dealings with Ballas. Glory to Los Santos
This theme perfectly describes what depression feels like
The music sounds good...
im gonna buy this game right now..
Your work for Arstotzka has been sited, expect audit within a month
You must have a lot of money to just buy games based on music
This game so good, music not required, right?
@@dragonfighter256 music is required
@@Numberonesambatukamfan Ok, ok. You don't like my comment, I come back with better one!
This song plays in my head the whole time during school
Makes sense school is like a jail of stresses about exams lol
XD now I'll feel the same at college and work
You are under arrested for treason against your great school
@Kylo Scout "safety of your grades" sounds like the examiners are planning to burn all your papers.
We have audited your recent activities...
You have gotten F's for the past year...
Your punishment is execution by text book...
Glory to the school!
Every morning I wake up with the Papers Please theme in my head as I get ready for yet another day of school.
"You have been caught restoring your hardcore world."
"The sentence is getting all your worlds removed."
"Glory to Mojang."
You've been caught emulating a 30 year old game.
Penalty is a $3 million fine.
Everyone you know will be questioned for possible involvement.
Glory to Nintendo.
30yr old game no longer sold anywhere*
Ending 21/20:
The day was cut short by Kolechian and Imporian soldiers attacking the checkpoint. The checkpoint will be closed permanently. You will be transferred to the Military. Your Family, and every other family will be evacuated out of Gretsin and will be safely relocated. Glory to Arstotzka.
You have received a letter:
War has given a distraction so that Ezic can rise against the dictator. We will do the work from here on. Do not fight us if you are called to stop our rebellion. Glory to the Order of the Ezic Star.
+Vrai Forte Du Nord Et Gratuit (A Canadian) what?
***** Alternate ending I created.
+Vrai Forte Du Nord Et Gratuit (A Canadian) The only part that does not fit is is the "You will be transfered to the Military with your sniper rifle."
Potato Pug Editing that rn.
Viceregent of/du Canada where's that edit
If this won’t play at my funeral, I’m not dying.
You have achieved *IMMORTALITY*
You dont die, you load another save
I refuse the death penalty. (*goes back to checkpoint inspector job*)
Then we won't play this at your funeral so you stay alive
@nosound3091 "sir you have 1 minute to live"
"I want to listen to the papers please death theme"
"Sirs that 1 minute and 33 seconds"
God:
"I'll allow it"
You subscribed to Dream.
The penalty is fatherlessness.
Your acquaintances will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to the Based Department.