Papers Please - Death Theme

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  • @wakemeupinside0
    @wakemeupinside0 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9785

    I was loyal to Arstotzka, and this is how they repay me.

    • @Life_And_Things777
      @Life_And_Things777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      Your picture makes it perfect.

    • @NicoTheCinderace
      @NicoTheCinderace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      #GloryToEZIC

    • @paulzinger9316
      @paulzinger9316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      wake me up inside No its not you will be cleared from any suspision for giving GREAT service

    • @johnbean9797
      @johnbean9797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I managed to be clear of any suspicious activity by the time the conference came

    • @ricksanchez7382
      @ricksanchez7382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      wake me up inside Arstotzka Has no tolerance for delinquency
      You are under arrest until your debts are paid
      Your family will be returned to their village
      Glory to Arstotzka

  • @jz4163
    @jz4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    When you're having an argument with your mom and accidentally slam the door:

    • @anotherhumanbeing3923
      @anotherhumanbeing3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LOL

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Oh no...

    • @tirny2144
      @tirny2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *oh sh*t, here we go again*

    • @therealdarthc7615
      @therealdarthc7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      You are under arrest for slamming your door.
      The penalty is getting beaten to death by mom
      Your dad will be questioned for involvement
      Glory to Parentstotzka

    • @chia9808
      @chia9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ohhhh god

  • @brainiacguy16
    @brainiacguy16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8733

    when you accidentally raise your voice to your parents:

    • @mono_drift
      @mono_drift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

      You are under arrest for raising your voice at your parents.
      The penalty is forced study.
      Your sibling(s) will be questioned on their involvement.
      Glory to Parentsoksta
      Edit: It's so damn funny the number of times people asked me to write just "their," so I fixed it at last :_)

    • @orgutlenme
      @orgutlenme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@mono_drift bro just say their

    • @thedarksideofthemoon9612
      @thedarksideofthemoon9612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mono_drift I was beat

    • @mono_drift
      @mono_drift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@thedarksideofthemoon9612 I feel you ;(

    • @ACEMesa69
      @ACEMesa69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t worry, it happens to me 24/7

  • @cmdr42
    @cmdr42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +727

    Goodbye, inspector.

    • @PixelationPixel
      @PixelationPixel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      *the safety of your family is unknown*

    • @markolysynchuk5264
      @markolysynchuk5264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @amogus_635
      @amogus_635 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PixelationPixel"YOU BETRAYED US AT LAST MOMENT, WE WILL OFFER NO HELP TO YOUR FAMILY."

  • @Prodawg
    @Prodawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8279

    You are under arrest for making a "you are under arrest" joke
    The penalty is death
    The safety of your family is unknown
    Glory to arstotzka

    • @scientistdoggo
      @scientistdoggo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      You just started a Time parodox.
      This represents treason
      of the Highest order.
      The Penalty is...
      SIKE!

    • @arstotzka8628
      @arstotzka8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bitch I am arstotzka
      Try and stop me

    • @lonelyintrovert1208
      @lonelyintrovert1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ARSTOTZKA
      I can’t, but I know someone who can.
      *EZIC has entered the chat*

    • @sayhanahmed1377
      @sayhanahmed1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@khaotic582 *_GRU-P Division has entered the chat with the UNGOC_*
      _are ya sure bout that?_

    • @spoopy7220
      @spoopy7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *hah*

  • @kbecker3020
    @kbecker3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5025

    This theme is the perfect definition of “I’ve won but at what cost?”

    • @deargodwhy9718
      @deargodwhy9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      Usually, with this game, hearing this song typically means"I've risked it all, went all the way, and now my execution is scheduled for tomorrow"

    • @greatkentuckian9032
      @greatkentuckian9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      This is the song I would have when explaining to a student why they got the grade they got. Also, I would leave a note with either of these endings below.
      A Paper:
      Hello Student,
      Your work was excellent to the standards of the American Education System.
      Your family will hear about this success.
      Your reward is money and great food from your parents.
      Your grades will greatly improve majorly.
      Glory to the American Education System.
      B Paper:
      Hello Student,
      Your work was good to the standards of the American Education System.
      Your family will hear about this success.
      Your reward is hugs and maybe good foods from your parents.
      Your grades will improve minorly.
      Glory to the American Education System.
      C Paper:
      Hello Student,
      Your work was suffice to the standards of the American Education System.
      Your family will hear about this reault.
      You recieve a minor punishment of studying over the weekend.
      Your grades will not improve.
      Glory to the American Education System.
      D Paper:
      Hello Student,
      Your work was not good to the standards of the American Education System.
      Your family will hear about this failure.
      Your punishment is possible grounding and hours of studying for weeks.
      Your grades will not improve.
      Glory to the American Education System.
      F Paper:
      Hello Student,
      Your work was terrible to the standards of the American Education System.
      Your family will hear about this failure.
      Your punishment is grounding and months of studying.
      Your grades will not improve.
      Glory to the American Education System.

    • @ShadowGaming26548
      @ShadowGaming26548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@greatkentuckian9032 wow

    • @alphabetti1479
      @alphabetti1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Feels like like “damn i died what now was my life good did i get my pizza rolls did anyone care probably not “

    • @atlasoDeTeksaso
      @atlasoDeTeksaso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so right

  • @SovietImperator
    @SovietImperator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4345

    You have gone out bowling for too long.
    The penalty is an actual bonding activity.
    Your bowling shoes have been confiscated.
    Glory to Bowlstoztka.

    • @christianlijs1346
      @christianlijs1346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Out of all of these I laughed at this one the most lmao :D

    • @debilman9065
      @debilman9065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      delicious finally some good fuckin bowling memes

    • @notepicalsalt612
      @notepicalsalt612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      good meme finally yes

    • @dquakist
      @dquakist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Cousin let's go bowling

    • @bonczi5611
      @bonczi5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nikoo :DD

  • @natax1737
    @natax1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    "You've been detained for putting a picture from your son in the wall"
    "Your sentence is forced labor"
    "Your family will be sent back to their natal city"
    "Glory to Arstotzka"

    • @lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731
      @lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "You've been detained for putting your son's drawing in the wall"

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      ​@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731"You've been detained for giving info about EZIC when asked for info about EZIC"

    • @juliodonofreo
      @juliodonofreo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@BetterCallBigShotAutosit's not really unfair, how many people did you detain unfairly?

    • @WarpathMaus
      @WarpathMaus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@juliodonofreo"You've been detained for protesting by words and denied the glorious Arstotzka's rule."

    • @pedrocastilloterronesterru4877
      @pedrocastilloterronesterru4877 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@BetterCallBigShotAutosBig shot

  • @SuperAtomSplitter
    @SuperAtomSplitter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    That moment when you hear this song start playing...

    • @slendermanhunter3069
      @slendermanhunter3069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @leonsrc
      @leonsrc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      oukei... aim zkared...

    • @thatelephant
      @thatelephant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      you know u fucked up x(

    • @goldhetman729
      @goldhetman729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When you have no jokes to say.

    • @trinixgaming3896
      @trinixgaming3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GLORY TO DIGGSZTOZTKA

  • @hayden-tz6gd
    @hayden-tz6gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5246

    Petition to use this in EVERY “Bad Ending” meme.
    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Granted. GtA

    • @matty1094
      @matty1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @roarvader5219
      @roarvader5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Glory to Arstotska.

    • @xwingknight
      @xwingknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I second that, glory to Arstotzka.

    • @xwingknight
      @xwingknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Милош Ђошић I am here for transit through Arstotzka.

  • @fosterkia7932
    @fosterkia7932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3815

    You have been arrested for leaving a negative review on the Papers Please steam store page.
    The penalty is death.
    The safety of your steam games is unknown.
    Glory to Steam.

    • @KiraGoro
      @KiraGoro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Steamstotzka*

    • @cashmoneybag4
      @cashmoneybag4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Kira Goro
      *Steamstozkstotzka

    • @VaporwaveSunset
      @VaporwaveSunset 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *steamstotzkatzkasteastozeamska

    • @C0MRADE_GAM1NG
      @C0MRADE_GAM1NG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Glory to Gabe!

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@C0MRADE_GAM1NG *Gaben Newell

  • @gaspin4048
    @gaspin4048 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    The really bad jokes aside.
    My first time hearing this theme had me shell-shocked. It's a theme that perfectly conveys the sentence "Look at what you've gotten yourself into. Was it worth it?".
    Perfectly made song used in the perfect scenario.

    • @AndrexTadex3000
      @AndrexTadex3000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      352 likes and no comments?, let me fix that!

    • @ZubrPolski
      @ZubrPolski 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      It just feels like youve messed up and theres no way out. It still gives me chills

    • @moredakrdakr5503
      @moredakrdakr5503 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      its like if you where found out to be betraying the glorious Arstozka. GLORY TO ARSTOZKA

    • @moredakrdakr5503
      @moredakrdakr5503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@triadapg soon 668

    • @moredakrdakr5503
      @moredakrdakr5503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@triadapg then 669

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    *puts pictures on the wall*
    Dimitri: Fuck you.
    *music plays*

    • @Mark-T20
      @Mark-T20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HELLO MR POTATO MAN YOUR THE ONE THAT CAUSES TROUBLE see you like take fake tickets dont you

    • @marissataneri1905
      @marissataneri1905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +curiousPanda - that's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad! He got shot! NOOOOO! Little potato man, you were always my favorite! AHHHHUHHH

    • @Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec
      @Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      that will be satisfying.

    • @leonsrc
      @leonsrc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a drawing for my... *DETAINED*

    • @아리랑-f2k
      @아리랑-f2k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You are under arrest for violating direct orders.
      The penalty is forced labor.
      Your family will be sent back to their village.
      The border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @noahgavina665
    @noahgavina665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    MOA person -"If you see anything like this, you'll give it to me.
    Yes?"
    Inspector- "Yes"
    *Inspector gives things related to the order*
    MOA Person- "I think it is best you come with me."
    And that's how I got my first ending in Papers, Please.
    Because of honesty.

    • @noahgavina665
      @noahgavina665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      *MOI investigator, not MOA person

    • @kytiladdy
      @kytiladdy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      a piece of wise advance: FUCK DA SYSTEM. LIE. and you won't end like this, hehe ^^ it's not right, but sometimes you have to do things like that..

    • @swords-n-poppies
      @swords-n-poppies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Oh my God. Same! I was trying to give him the papers when he first said to report any curious thing, but when he took them at the end and said "Interesting" I was excited that something good was going to happen, and that feeling lasted up until I heard the music and went, "Wait, what?" Then I was just upset.
      Ending 3/20 achieved.
      After I thought for a while, I realized that him asking for any "curious" thing was just a trap. He actually just wants to see whether or not you're linked with them. (I would expect that even more from a guy THAT sly with his words. "I think it is best if you come with me.")

    • @swords-n-poppies
      @swords-n-poppies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +Vera Papp I was actually singing in my head, "F THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE M.O.I." a while after that happened.

    • @kytiladdy
      @kytiladdy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      lol, me too :DD
      remember the tale by la fontaine, in which the wolf says things to the lamb that aren't true and impossible, then he says: 'You know what? You actually did nothing, but I wanna eat you' - and he eats the lamb. fuck da police :P

  • @thomasthewest03
    @thomasthewest03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6101

    You are under arrest for forgetting your homework
    The penalty is detention
    Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement.
    The future of your grades is uncertain.
    Glory to the education system.

    • @mlg8605
      @mlg8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thomas The West OMG lol

    • @massimomarconi7009
      @massimomarconi7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This was my school

    • @Monkey_1861
      @Monkey_1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      yeah don't you love it when your school decides you should be stressing over grades instead of the fucking pandemic going on?

    • @Joleleme
      @Joleleme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Gloory to the education system

    • @ralfantino2291
      @ralfantino2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Glory to the education system that was designed by Frederic the great in the 18th century based on the values of the time that does nothing but torturing kids

  • @TheWitnessedd
    @TheWitnessedd ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The group chat got leaked...

    • @TreeLover-69420
      @TreeLover-69420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      im cooked

    • @Eggzrgoood
      @Eggzrgoood 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hope they don’t see my shit pics

    • @9812__
      @9812__ 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Chat members: Inspector, Jorji Costava, Vince Lestrade, Simon Wens, Corman Drex, Steffani Glaire, Mikhail Saratov and etc.

  • @bogdan5366
    @bogdan5366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3283

    You are under arrest for downloading Papers, Please illegaly.
    Penalty is forced purchase.
    Your Steam library will be questioned about their involevment.
    Glory to Valve.

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Let our glorious leader Gaben lead us.

    • @mt12145
      @mt12145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      i actually downloaded it illegally yesterday from a zip file haha

    • @Gamzai_Makari
      @Gamzai_Makari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait valve maked papers please?

    • @esplooze
      @esplooze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I a least has 8 pirated game in my pc, I GOT AWAY WITH IT, Glory to igg-games

    • @cowwithinternet
      @cowwithinternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heil Gaben!

  • @stank7200
    @stank7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I love how nonchalant Arstotzka is about dishing out punishment to you.
    It makes you feel utterly small and worthless, and its perfect for the game's atmosphere.

    • @dank90
      @dank90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah to them it's like crushing an ant.
      Very insignificant.

    • @reallyfunnyman6013
      @reallyfunnyman6013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Out of 20 endings, in only 5 you survive. Damn...

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats basically what happens when you are part of the security department of any country.
      No matter what they can promise You, excepting a few ones, the rest are basically only gears, with the only objective of spinning

    • @Mr.Doominator
      @Mr.Doominator ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@elchicogore9517my name is genome soldier.. and i like to spiiIiIiiiIIn spiiIiIiIIiiIIiIIiIin

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@reallyfunnyman6013 and two of those endings aren't really good.
      One you escape to Obristan but leave some of your family behind.
      Two you piss off EZIC at the last moment.

  • @james_appreciates
    @james_appreciates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    "Your entire family is dead"
    "The Ministry of Labor requires sufficent workers"
    "Workers are expected to support large healthy families"
    "Your position will be filled in by someone more appropriate."
    "Glory to Arstotzka."

  • @Presidentofthepresident
    @Presidentofthepresident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    I love how dystopian it is, goes to show you how cruel Arstotzka really is

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Exactly, this theme will never stop sending chills down my spine everytime it's combined with one of the bad endings or an ending where you get arrested, I don't even know how it does it, but just seeing it... combined with the image of us getting arrested, it just gives me an immense feeling of sadness, dread and fear. I think it is due to the fact that they're letting you feel like you have power, after all, you can decide who can enter a country and who cannot, just by your own will, and all you'll ever get for it is a citation and if enough of those in one day they'll just remove pay from your salary, anybody would feel very responsible and powerful in this situation, but then, you get arrested due to your home country's tyrannical laws and ridiculous bureaucracy. In one moment you can decide who will enter a country and who will not (and those people who depend on your decision, are probably always hoping you'd let them pass through, and they are so determined to pass through that they even forge fake documents and hope you don't notice, which means a lot of people heavily may depend in you), and then the next one you are suddenly arrested and sentenced to forced labor or even get death penalty and executed which isn't uncommon at all (and you won't even be guaranteed that your family will be safe or not). So just suddenly seeing that in reality, you have no power and that the government can do whatever they want, and as far as just doing anything cruel to you just because they feel like it or feel like you disrespected them can give you an immense feeling of hopelessness, dread and just overral realizing the cruel and sad truth of your reality, your relative power is a grain of sand next to a mountain. Arstotzka truly is a dystopia where happiness rarely can be found, even when you try to follow their tyrannical laws as much as you can, some of the corrupt government workers can just force you even to go against their own government and if you do not follow, you can easily be arrested for it (Exactly what happened when your supervisor basically forced you to let through somebody who didn't qualify to enter Arstotzka, and if you didn't do it, he basically framed you just because he was mad at you), it just goes on even more just to show how relatively powerless you are really.
      I think the main message of this game, is just to show you how reality in some places really is or could be like, and to consider ourselves lucky that we don't live in a place like this. Papers please is such a masterpiece

    • @squrrelinice
      @squrrelinice ปีที่แล้ว +28

      no Glory greatest Arstotzka is best country!
      Glory to Arstotzka

    • @kxmapper
      @kxmapper ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can call it dystopian, I call it based

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kxmapper what the hell are you even trying to say

    • @kxmapper
      @kxmapper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UnkownUnkown01 i am trying to say Arstotzka is based

  • @Kawaiikahili
    @Kawaiikahili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5858

    For a death theme, it's actually quite uplifting.

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      Just what would play if your punishment was broadcast over the radio, imo. Dark, rythmic, darjer near the sentence. Very good theme.

    • @lukasi.v4269
      @lukasi.v4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      It's what defeat sounds like but through the lens of the people that are actually arresting you in a way that it makes sense if you consider the atmosphere of this game. Just like what the guy said above.
      The fact that Lucas Pope managed to create that level of mood / atmosphere in the game with just plain text, simple graphics and sound design to improve and guide them is mesmerizing.
      Ngl, this is still my favorite text game of all time.

    • @dedpewl9242
      @dedpewl9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      I think it kinda has that charm too but also a sinister undertone which I like to imagine reflects the game where Arstotzka marches on triumphantly, putting down all in their path. To me this song makes you feel unimportant, there is something greater that you can no longer provide a use for.

    • @eagleshadow4661
      @eagleshadow4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Kinda gives a “Where Are You Great General” vibe, just another morning in East Grestin, no one asks where the trucks go when they return to the prison empty

    • @ColesGingy
      @ColesGingy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what

  • @z4cr0n28
    @z4cr0n28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    - "Wow, the test was really hard"
    - "Yeah, especially the back page"
    - "The WHAT"

    • @beeman-
      @beeman- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Teacher about to highlight that discrepancy

    • @HalfOtaku
      @HalfOtaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      5 minutes left

    • @stockfish151
      @stockfish151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@beeman- Discrepancy detected.
      "You are missing the second page."
      "I could not do in time."
      *Stamps F.*

    • @adithyafern17
      @adithyafern17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legit happened to me this time on my A/L Physics paper. Thank goodness there were only two parts tho.
      Still, I'll need to repeat

    • @ContentDolphin
      @ContentDolphin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      D I S C R E P A N C Y D E T E C T E D

  • @mishalmubarak901
    @mishalmubarak901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Why is it every time I hear this I legitimately feel scared and guilty?

    • @Cichyhub
      @Cichyhub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@prev8374 you are 9

    • @prev8374
      @prev8374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Cichyhub By accusing ages i can tell youre 11-9

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@prev8374 And you're 9/11

    • @prev8374
      @prev8374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fenn_fren K

    • @kiwiofoz7954
      @kiwiofoz7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's kinda the point.

  • @Tempr1005
    @Tempr1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    0:57 such a good beat

    • @nonbinary_cartographer2690
      @nonbinary_cartographer2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not going to lie, that is my favorite part

    • @PsychOz172
      @PsychOz172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same here

    • @Bacon17855
      @Bacon17855 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      W part

    • @ruthb23
      @ruthb23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bad part

  • @varulven5143
    @varulven5143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    I come here every time when i fail an exam

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ironically enough I had an exam today.

    • @floor990
      @floor990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ps2bndled nice

    • @fatfingerjoe1356
      @fatfingerjoe1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Weird Cat did you pass?

    • @thefpsgamer8597
      @thefpsgamer8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You have been caught failing you're exam.
      The penalty is a 3 week detention.
      You're friends safety is unknown.
      Glory to the education system!

    • @andreylobanov721
      @andreylobanov721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That explains all the views (sorry, just kidding)

  • @ImmortalKombat666
    @ImmortalKombat666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    This will be the song that shall play at my funeral

    • @superreiszleqso9737
      @superreiszleqso9737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i will tell my kids to put my phone with me and untill my phone dusnt shut down play this cool sexy song

    • @mparker123
      @mparker123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause you failed at life?

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Linkin636 put the song at 0.75x so its more sad

    • @clouds7023
      @clouds7023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have died.
      The penalty won’t really occur since you already dead
      A replacement inspector will be taking your place
      Glory to Arstotzka

    • @Omarmualim-p7u
      @Omarmualim-p7u 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@clouds7023 life mode??

  • @conflictbrooks
    @conflictbrooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5079

    You've been caught using Aimbot in a casual game of Tf2.
    There is no penalty whatsoever, keep up the good work.
    No one will be questioned about this.
    Glory to Valve!

    • @ausername1761
      @ausername1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Sad but true.

    • @DErick-ew4oc
      @DErick-ew4oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ausername1761 agreed

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah this is why i'm not returning until Scream Fortress and Smissmass

    • @chn683
      @chn683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ಥ‿ಥ

    • @gavas231
      @gavas231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadly

  • @gavinh6943
    @gavinh6943 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    You've been caught reading classified documents.
    Your penalty is demotion to class-D.
    Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement.
    Glory to The Foundation.

    • @nixcurpick4708
      @nixcurpick4708 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      underrated comment

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haaaaa

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      [A note appears from under your cell door]
      Staff - Co-workers safe, but other problems arise
      Replacement staff not cooperative - Chaos Insurgency activities hindered
      We cannot provide further support - CI to hibernate again
      Co-workers will be taken to Global Occult Coalition - Good luck

    • @federalbureauofinvestigati6386
      @federalbureauofinvestigati6386 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glory to the Foundation

    • @davvyhwaynetv406
      @davvyhwaynetv406 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *proceeds to throw subject into containment holding scp 682*

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    You’ve been caught trying to earn a living wage
    The penalty is an even lower wage than before
    Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement
    That fate of your salary is unknown
    Glory to Amazon

    • @joaquinalonsorojasmas9032
      @joaquinalonsorojasmas9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No entiendo cual es el chiste

    • @notnamed3035
      @notnamed3035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      unfortunatly its the whole of america(continent)

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joaquinalonsorojasmas9032Amazon salary punishments for whistleblowers

    • @placeholdername-bx5wh
      @placeholdername-bx5wh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joaquinalonsorojasmas9032sorry for being 2 years late but it’s about how amazon workers are too underpaid

  • @wrenv3947
    @wrenv3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    When you cough in public.

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shut the fuck up ppl or i shoot you
      -Legend

    • @GothGardenWarlock
      @GothGardenWarlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "That one didn't age quite so well..."

    • @wrenv3947
      @wrenv3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikhailovich-n3k same man
      Same

    • @wrenv3947
      @wrenv3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GothGardenWarlock man i did not realize how badly this one would age

    • @theyellowzombie4277
      @theyellowzombie4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crowbar4976 the penalty is 2-week isolation in your house

  • @snalgae
    @snalgae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I don't know why, but it's the most happiest death themes.

    • @JacOfArts
      @JacOfArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It’s just the funniest to me. Like when that opening beat goes up and that officer’s on screen, I can just imagine it going like
      Officer: [sighs, then he clicks his tongue] Welp, you fucked up.
      Inspector: I fucked up...
      Arstotskans: He fucked up.
      Foreigners: They fucked up.
      M. O. A.: We fucked up.

    • @elvarestep3323
      @elvarestep3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, you know, such is life in glorious Arstotzka.

    • @skyshark0326
      @skyshark0326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tiger 131 Да

    • @skyshark0326
      @skyshark0326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Weird Cat y u say comrade two times?

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I commented it elsewhere, but it's like they broadcast your crime on the radio, getting darker near the sentence

  • @zenphire
    @zenphire 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    This is one of the best death themes, it perfectly represents just how disposable we are in a place like Arstotzka.
    If you fuck up, you’re replaced just like that and completely forgotten about, like the ending where your family dies. They don’t care that he just lost all his family members and just replace him quickly. Such a fucked up and amazing game!

    • @kristenburnout1
      @kristenburnout1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I’m currently reading a book about the history of East Germany, filled with anecdotal stories from everyday people and political figures. That country was basically Arstotzka in real life. So many people got arrested, executed or worse by the state for no real reason. And this song fittingly plays in my head every time someone is detained.

  • @supertrinigamer
    @supertrinigamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    You've been caught chewing gum in class.
    The penalty is isolation.
    Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement.
    Glory to the British School System.

    • @Parrrra290
      @Parrrra290 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      63 likes no replies? Lemme fix that

    • @tinypinkittycat
      @tinypinkittycat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget havign to clean it off the desk/chair... (At least, they do that in West America...)

    • @AlotOfSteamGames
      @AlotOfSteamGames 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tinypinkittycatin my school, they don't. From a British school.

    • @UnUruguayoRandom_OFICIAL
      @UnUruguayoRandom_OFICIAL 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha

    • @PurgedDH
      @PurgedDH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      From a Florida school myself, I've noticed that chewing gum after being warned results in In School Suspension.
      (Never did it personally, but I've seen others get caught.)

  • @enigmatian
    @enigmatian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    If im ever a teacher, when I hold detention im going to just play this the whole time.

    • @slendermanhunter3069
      @slendermanhunter3069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm gonna tell this idea to the detention monitor. Good idea!

    • @aubreyathame
      @aubreyathame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      are you a teacher yet i want to listen to this in a different room and i'm too lazy to listen to it on my phone

    • @catt_
      @catt_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'd go to detention every day then.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are in detention for causing disruption in class
      The duration is three days
      You will reflect on your consequences
      Glory to Arstotzka

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crimsondynamo615 *Educationstotzka

  • @pavel1697
    @pavel1697 10 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The music sounds good...
    im gonna buy this game right now..

    • @nateolch8404
      @nateolch8404 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your work for Arstotzka has been sited, expect audit within a month

    • @RipFancyPants
      @RipFancyPants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You must have a lot of money to just buy games based on music

    • @dragonfighter256
      @dragonfighter256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This game so good, music not required, right?

    • @Numberonesambatukamfan
      @Numberonesambatukamfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dragonfighter256 music is required

    • @dragonfighter256
      @dragonfighter256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Numberonesambatukamfan Ok, ok. You don't like my comment, I come back with better one!

  • @evantambolang3052
    @evantambolang3052 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    List of bad endings:
    Have negative accounts
    Accepted EZIC's money
    Had your entire or one of your family member died
    Showing EZIC's credential to Vonel
    Shooting guard, traveller, or man in red
    Didn't complete all of EZIC's quest (only if you side with them and the man in red quest is not counted)
    Shooting the EZIC's operatives on last day ( only if you side with them)
    Letting the wall breached by EZIC (only if you didn't side with them or didn't complete their quests)
    Dmitri caught you display anything that isn't plaque on the booth twice during his visits
    Detained Dmitri's girlfriend
    Escape to Obristan all by yourself or taking some of your family members with you.

    • @taizet2328
      @taizet2328 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Accepted Ezic's money and didnt let the agent through next day

    • @lucasgoncalves7774
      @lucasgoncalves7774 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty sure the escape to Obristan ending is actually a good one.

    • @IamtheSpy2005
      @IamtheSpy2005 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lucasgoncalves7774
      Not if you don’t take every living family member with you

    • @ethanthaman2858
      @ethanthaman2858 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lucasgoncalves7774 if you escape with not enough passports the bad ending theme plays and the safety of the family members you left behind is unknown

    • @markolysynchuk5264
      @markolysynchuk5264 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@taizet2328 You can't do that. Immediately after receiving the EZIC money you get a bad ending.

  • @snailsattack8417
    @snailsattack8417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Absolutely the most perfect "game over" theme I've ever heard. It's cold, logical, and unfeeling. Just like the Arstotzkan Government.

    • @9812__
      @9812__ 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Logical ≠ Arstotzkan goverment
      But yeah

  • @FoXenthusiast42
    @FoXenthusiast42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    You have been arrested for the death of 3 innocent Kerbals,Jeb,Bill and Bob.
    Valentina will be questioned about her involvement.
    The future of your space program is unknown
    Glory to Kerbin!

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now That's A Great Crossover
      Wait What
      Valentina=murederer

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chonghan L I am aware of that
      I play ksp
      Just I don't do rockets

    • @levedelson1924
      @levedelson1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zakpizza999 There is an impostor among us

    • @jurisjancevskis9076
      @jurisjancevskis9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **kerbinstotzka* or **kerbalstotzka*

    • @torreka1813
      @torreka1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, they should make a mod out of this idea.

  • @nestorgorospe1895
    @nestorgorospe1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    -You have been arrested for disliking the video
    -the penalty is forced labor
    -your family will be questioned about their involvement
    -a new liker will be replaced easily
    -Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @Numberonesambatukamfan
      @Numberonesambatukamfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @dearleader7647
      @dearleader7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *proceeds to dislike comment*

    • @Lem_Gaming
      @Lem_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you mean
      -the penalty is *DEATH*

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ummmmmmm yeah about that.....................

    • @Antek1234l
      @Antek1234l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine if someone in 2018 told you about everything that happened, you would probably call him crazy

  • @meme-madeproductions1959
    @meme-madeproductions1959 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You are under arrest for failing a test.
    The penalty is study hall.
    Your parents will be questioned about their involvement.
    Glory to standardized testing.

  • @davidthememesterrobu821
    @davidthememesterrobu821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I want this to be played at my funeral

    • @gamingnstuff1314
      @gamingnstuff1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      same lmao

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this is what plays when an arstotzkan soldier dies

    • @wiglug2968
      @wiglug2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @johndavid6661
      @johndavid6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if it's not played at mine, i aint goin'

    • @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420
      @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm gonna do this and then tell someone to read the paper out loud with this music and Itll say things about what I did and my life, and hopefully by the end they'll all be afraid of me because that's going to be my goal

  • @iGamezRo
    @iGamezRo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    You defended yourself from an attack on the street and killed the attacker.
    You have been sentenced to life in prison.
    The safety of your family is unknown.
    *GLORY TO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM!*

    • @tomlopez4081
      @tomlopez4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Well this sounds like my beautiful Argentina
      Where are you from?

    • @iGamezRo
      @iGamezRo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@tomlopez4081 it was just a meme but i am from romania. some years ago there was a case here in which a mom was imprisoned for 3 and a half years because she was caught stealing some bread and salami worth of 7lei 1.50$ for her starving kid.......

    • @tomlopez4081
      @tomlopez4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@iGamezRo shit the system is broken

    • @dmibz
      @dmibz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@iGamezRo i always hated the romanian justice system

    • @slimyklerburt9590
      @slimyklerburt9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dmibz i always hated the roma

  • @Im_In_HIS_Grip
    @Im_In_HIS_Grip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    This song plays in my head the whole time during school
    Makes sense school is like a jail of stresses about exams lol

    • @HairyBalls2896
      @HairyBalls2896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD now I'll feel the same at college and work

    • @thatgermanicguy
      @thatgermanicguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are under arrested for treason against your great school

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kylo Scout "safety of your grades" sounds like the examiners are planning to burn all your papers.

    • @oliverpohlproductions8291
      @oliverpohlproductions8291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We have audited your recent activities...
      You have gotten F's for the past year...
      Your punishment is execution by text book...
      Glory to the school!

    • @C0MRADE_GAM1NG
      @C0MRADE_GAM1NG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every morning I wake up with the Papers Please theme in my head as I get ready for yet another day of school.

  • @kiwer2994
    @kiwer2994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You have been caught stabbing someone without a license.
    The penalty is moving to Birmingham.
    Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
    Glory to London.

  • @james_appreciates
    @james_appreciates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    [This comment has been taken down by the Arstotzkan Government, due to violation of respect towards the country]
    [Glory to Arstotzka]

    • @foundationagentredacted9908
      @foundationagentredacted9908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      [This comment has been redacted by the Arstokzan Government due to leakage of classified material]

    • @ljubicakremenjas2808
      @ljubicakremenjas2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FOR KOLECHIA!

    • @paulpilapil4024
      @paulpilapil4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      [redacted due to spreading kolechien propaganda]
      [glory to arstotzka]

    • @darkss7171
      @darkss7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The funny thing is You typed it for yourself lol

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dark SS This comment has been censored by Arstotzkan officials for revealing nuclear launch codes.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @viceregentofducanada9384
    @viceregentofducanada9384 9 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Ending 21/20:
    The day was cut short by Kolechian and Imporian soldiers attacking the checkpoint. The checkpoint will be closed permanently. You will be transferred to the Military. Your Family, and every other family will be evacuated out of Gretsin and will be safely relocated. Glory to Arstotzka.
    You have received a letter:
    War has given a distraction so that Ezic can rise against the dictator. We will do the work from here on. Do not fight us if you are called to stop our rebellion. Glory to the Order of the Ezic Star.

    • @gureiratto
      @gureiratto 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vrai Forte Du Nord Et Gratuit (A Canadian) what?

    • @viceregentofducanada9384
      @viceregentofducanada9384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** Alternate ending I created.

    • @TheSCPPug
      @TheSCPPug 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Vrai Forte Du Nord Et Gratuit (A Canadian) The only part that does not fit is is the "You will be transfered to the Military with your sniper rifle."

    • @viceregentofducanada9384
      @viceregentofducanada9384 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato Pug Editing that rn.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viceregent of/du Canada where's that edit

  • @acceptnosubstitutions4353
    @acceptnosubstitutions4353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Get finals back with the grade on it.
    *F - 21/100*

    • @grantlol1978
      @grantlol1978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Will-A- Wisp The penalty is forced studying.

    • @grimm_plush
      @grimm_plush 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Snow Conditions Your family will be questioned about the amount of revision you did.

    • @grantlol1978
      @grantlol1978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Glory to School.

    • @dallastrapassociation6143
      @dallastrapassociation6143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hail jorji

    • @DaL33T5
      @DaL33T5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will-A- Wisp I feel ya. Had to take a calculus course again over the summer.

  • @TrickedZap
    @TrickedZap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are in detention for running in the halls.
    The penalty is 15 seconds, detention for you.
    Your family will hear about this one.

    • @Maréchal_John_Gaming
      @Maréchal_John_Gaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Glory to Balditotzka

    • @markolysynchuk5264
      @markolysynchuk5264 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm surprised there are still people out there that remember Baldi.

    • @trainmaker1980
      @trainmaker1980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@markolysynchuk5264 the memes did an excellent job lol

  • @PieTheWayOriginal
    @PieTheWayOriginal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    You are under arrest for pushing the man into the river in lego city.
    The penalty is to build a rescue helicopter.
    Your lego minifigures are questioned
    for their involvement .
    Glory to legostozka.

    • @Lucas_07-PL
      @Lucas_07-PL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YEA BOI .

    • @weskerposting
      @weskerposting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Legostotzka*

    • @zlataneminovic1816
      @zlataneminovic1816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Building a lego rescue helicopter seems like a vacation to me but ok.

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HEY!

    • @sombrerothebased9879
      @sombrerothebased9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey buddy i think there's something wrong with the name of the suspect who's being questioned, his name might've been mistyped in his papers and you might wanna edit it.

  • @user-iv6cu5re1s
    @user-iv6cu5re1s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    You are under arrest for not allowing jorji passage
    The penalty is death
    The fate of your denied stamp is unknown
    Glory to arstotzka

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ah, is OK. Next time I bring passport, promise.

    • @vegancheese2999
      @vegancheese2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Glory to Corbrastan

    • @jenniferbarangan1502
      @jenniferbarangan1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The fate of your denied stamp is unknown"

    • @jorjicostava9086
      @jorjicostava9086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NO NO NO NO DONT KILL INSPECTOR!

    • @jorjicostava9086
      @jorjicostava9086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vegancheese2999 yes, cobrastan above all.

  • @uncleho3137
    @uncleho3137 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    This should be an ending:
    You are under arrest for suspicious activity.
    The penalty is death.
    Your family will be brought in for questioning.
    Glory to Arstotzka. [As you are waiting in your cell for death, you hear noises. Gunfire, yelling, and thumping...] [Suddenly, the door opens, and in the doorway is an EZIC agent holding a weapon with a dead security officer by him.] *VIctory theme* EZIC agent: "Come. We must hurry. Your family is safe. You will be relocated to Obristan. Good luck."

    • @cykablyat7565
      @cykablyat7565 9 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Donald Christie
      Arstotzka never killls for suspicious activity, only gives forced labor.

    • @uncleho3137
      @uncleho3137 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      cyka blyat
      Oh, sorry. I never got the suspicious activity death. XD I only got the escape to Obristan with myself, with my family, and the EZIC win.

    • @michaelcerbo110
      @michaelcerbo110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Donald Christie That should be ending 10.

    • @imthescatguy
      @imthescatguy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Cerbo ayy lmao

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Michael Cerbo (Butchthebird)
      No, 9.

  • @BC-ln2kq
    @BC-ln2kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You are under arrest for refusing to eat your Grandmother's Food.
    Mom, he will make sure of your punishment.
    The damage done to your family has been notorious.
    Glory to the Doe Family.

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    You have been caught playing Minecraft at 3AM.
    The penalty is grounded for 2 weeks, and your PC and Phone being confiscated.
    Your online friends will be questioned about their involvement.
    The safety of your devices is unknown.
    Glory to Housetotzka.

    • @ZackNathan41
      @ZackNathan41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      homestotzka*

    • @somethingtodo8501
      @somethingtodo8501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      [A note appears from under your bedroom door]
      USER - ONLINE FRIENDS ARE SAFE - TARGET ELIMINATED BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
      REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - ALL-NIGHTER ACTIVITIES HINDERED
      WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - ALL-NIGHTERS TO HIBERNATE AGAIN
      PC AND PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO SIBLINGS - GOOD LUCK

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, jokes on them. I don't play Minecraft of phone OR PC.
      I play on 3ds.

  • @fluffyquartz9668
    @fluffyquartz9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3742

    I can’t be the only one who actually really likes this theme.

    • @screenwatcher949
      @screenwatcher949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Nah we're all just here because we hate it

    • @itsmoonlight_blossom8126
      @itsmoonlight_blossom8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      You are under arrest for insulting Arstotzka National anthem.
      The penalty is death.
      Arstotzka will declare war on your country.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @arstotzka8628
      @arstotzka8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like too it is my music

    • @ЕгорМокрушин-э7б
      @ЕгорМокрушин-э7б 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      this is my favourite ost in "papers, please". after main theme ofc

    • @Punias
      @Punias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Glory to song

  • @tysonwilliams4724
    @tysonwilliams4724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    when you are sleeping and you hear this then it gets louder and louder you know its time

    • @plasticstraws64
      @plasticstraws64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really does lol

    • @scientistdoggo
      @scientistdoggo 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Happened to by homie Jerome last night 😞

  • @GeorgeHk99
    @GeorgeHk99 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You've been caught rejecting Jorji Costava.
    The penalty is a life sentence.
    Your friends will be questioned about their involvement.
    Glory to Cobrastan.

  • @aloehumilis
    @aloehumilis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    One of the most epic defeat themes I've ever heard. :D

    • @TheKstrider
      @TheKstrider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agata K. EPIC
      I JUST LOST MY SPOUSE, EPIC

    • @edu_moonwalker
      @edu_moonwalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right? I've never heard such a happy theme for game over like this before lol

    • @ImmortalGangsta2004
      @ImmortalGangsta2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agata K. Put it at 1.25x or 0.75x it makes a difference in the emotion it gives

  • @Katsuyami_
    @Katsuyami_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    You are being arrested for posting a "nobody:" and "when" meme.
    The ministry of memes does not tolerate overuse of dead and/or lazy memes.
    The penalty is death.
    Your memes will be now deleted from your folders.
    A replacement memer will be found easily
    The current state of your PC is unknown.
    Glory To Memestotzka

    • @_drnova1064
      @_drnova1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I concur.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @theforgotten1213
      @theforgotten1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Arstotzka really is the greatest country.

    • @lenar-98
      @lenar-98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You mean memestozka?

    • @joseescobar2076
      @joseescobar2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @chia9808
      @chia9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Memestotzka*

  • @theharvinator7935
    @theharvinator7935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    TH-camstotzka has zero tolerance for profanity
    You are under arrest for saying frick in a youtube video
    The punishment is demonetization
    Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement
    The safety of your youtube channel is unknown
    Glory to TH-camstotzka

  • @EscapesAndRemoves
    @EscapesAndRemoves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You have been caught tampering with the animatronics.
    The penalty is suspension.
    Phone Guy will be questioned about his involvement.
    Glory to Fredstotzka.

  • @critter_guy2197
    @critter_guy2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The overall feel of this tune just spells out "G A M E O V E R" in big bold letters

    • @AMonkeyBoy-mc3sd
      @AMonkeyBoy-mc3sd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like this comment, but it already has 69 likes...

    • @spilledmilkii
      @spilledmilkii ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AMonkeyBoy-mc3sdyou can like it now

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And yet it feels like you are quite insignificant, like this is the background of a radio program publishing your arrest and history. Sinister, then dynamic and informational, then getting darker as your sentence draws near. Lucas Pope is a great composer!

  • @alperen1829
    @alperen1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    If this won’t play at my funeral, I’m not dying.

    • @caesarsalad1336
      @caesarsalad1336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You have achieved *IMMORTALITY*

    • @Othalan38
      @Othalan38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You dont die, you load another save

    • @archerjxx9495
      @archerjxx9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I refuse the death penalty. (*goes back to checkpoint inspector job*)

    • @nosound3091
      @nosound3091 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then we won't play this at your funeral so you stay alive

    • @sam-bf4lt
      @sam-bf4lt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@nosound3091 "sir you have 1 minute to live"
      "I want to listen to the papers please death theme"
      "Sirs that 1 minute and 33 seconds"
      God:
      "I'll allow it"

  • @jamesdinius7769
    @jamesdinius7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    You have tweeted something mildly offensive 10 years ago
    The penalty is loss of employment and social stigma
    The Ministry will preform a full audit of all your activities
    Your associates will be questioned about their involvement
    The safety of your family is unknown
    Glory to Twittstotzka!

    • @joaquinalonsorojasmas9032
      @joaquinalonsorojasmas9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaja

    • @charliex6943
      @charliex6943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The safety of your family is known except it doesn’t exist anymore

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      USER - FAMILY IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
      REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - SJW ACTIVITIES HINDERED
      WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - SJW TO HIBERNATE AGAIN
      FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN TO FACEBOOK - GOOD LUCK

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toainsully Conservative and fascists are EZIC?

    • @NunyaMcBusiness
      @NunyaMcBusiness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On FB, you won't be banned for saying shit not even close to offensive.

  • @Muffcabage
    @Muffcabage 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You are under arrest for putting your family picture in the wall"
    The penalty is extreme labour
    Your family saftey in nilsk is unkown
    Glory to arstozka

  • @Handhandme
    @Handhandme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    You are being arrested for shitting on forced labour
    The penalty is family
    Ezic will be replaced
    Glory to inspector

    • @TheMineCats
      @TheMineCats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      GLORY TO INSPECTZKA!

    • @virryi2808
      @virryi2808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmao. Normal version would be: You are arrested for shitting on family.
      The penalty is forced labour
      Inspector will be replaced
      Glory to Ezic

    • @virryi2808
      @virryi2808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Enders Forest Auch. Cannot edit. I'm on phone

    • @Ksuhn
      @Ksuhn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You are being arrested for forced labour
      the penalty is forced labour
      inspector will be forced labour
      glory to forced labour

    • @TheMineCats
      @TheMineCats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      CHUP CHUP
      you are arrested for dying.
      the penalty is forced labor.
      inspector will be zombie slave.
      glory to Zomstotska.

  • @dy1antheidiot395
    @dy1antheidiot395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Papers, Please is great at flipping you off.
    Seriously, You know what I mean if you played the game.

    • @macao1965
      @macao1965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got the best ending first try

    • @joeydoggo276
      @joeydoggo276 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @joeydoggo276
      @joeydoggo276 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a lot of citations

    • @wip3outxl
      @wip3outxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "I think your papers are good, you are free to come in."
      *citation sounds*

    • @guantofroglol6511
      @guantofroglol6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wip3outxl ever wonder why the guy faxing you the citations just do your job for you.

  • @boomerang2455
    @boomerang2455 10 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The Ministry of Income has discovered an anomaly in your earnings.
    You are under arrest pending a full audit of your recent activities.
    Your Family will likewise be held for questioning.
    The Border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @goalpara1
      @goalpara1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ministry of border spectators have seen your suspicions activity. You will be relocated back to obstrian. Your family will be held for questioning. Your services are no longer required. The border will remain under a new inspector. You are not trusted in ARSTOTZKA. Please don't make a attempt to come into ARSTOTZKA. Glory to ARSTOTZKA. Tate unlock code for leave 232451

    • @mizore975
      @mizore975 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got that ending to

    • @marinadesouza1658
      @marinadesouza1658 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When i entered to Class-8 happened this and i sayed:heheheh wait... What?

  • @NoshGilligan23
    @NoshGilligan23 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This honestly would fit as the theme of a shopkeeper found deep in a cavern or dungeon.

  • @orderoftheezicstar9930
    @orderoftheezicstar9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It is a glorious day for THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR but you have betrayed us at the last moment.
    EZIC grows strong while the corrupt and greedy weaken.
    Your betrayal means you have chosen the wrong side.
    There is no place for you or your family in this revolution.
    Goodbye inspector.
    Glory to the New Arstotzka.

    • @WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw
      @WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn EZIC knew I should of neve trusted them
      Glory to Arstotzka

    • @settingsun5582
      @settingsun5582 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw Nah, you betrayed them at the last minute.

    • @woof7538
      @woof7538 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw You broke their trust, not them

    • @yagzkorpe9609
      @yagzkorpe9609 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im arrested December 24 because of you!

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      [A note appears from under the cell door]
      INSPECTOR - YOU HAVE BETRAYED US AT THE LAST MOMENT
      THIS CHAPTER OF EZIC IS OVER - WE CAN OFFER NO HELP TO YOUR FAMILY

  • @scientistdoggo
    @scientistdoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    The Corona Virus has spread to Arstotzka.
    The Checkpoint has closed.
    This means that you're unemployed.
    You and your Family currently have $5.
    Have fun.
    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @snoopychaunfilms469
      @snoopychaunfilms469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Plasjewater
      @Plasjewater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Your son is sick and needs medicine -5 🔘

    • @ConnorRK_800
      @ConnorRK_800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      _Your son is dead and needs medicine_

    • @recycleman975
      @recycleman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no arstotzka closed borders and coronavirus couldnt find way in

    • @birb4121
      @birb4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well who said that it is corona

  • @georger5484
    @georger5484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Your channel was struck by a DMCA.
    The penalty is deletion of your channel.
    The safety of your subscribers is unknown.
    Glory to TH-cam.

    • @DianaCruz-dz2vo
      @DianaCruz-dz2vo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's why I felt like what I got hacked

    • @thatawkwardtexan
      @thatawkwardtexan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ComradeDimitri This is just TH-cam in a nutshell, in general.

    • @whycantidie804
      @whycantidie804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't this always TH-cam?

    • @thatawkwardtexan
      @thatawkwardtexan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whycantidie804 That's pretty much what I just said.

    • @YourLocalHistoryNerd
      @YourLocalHistoryNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A note was slipped under your door
      We have taken interest into your channel and we would like to sponser you-raid shadow legends

  • @mmmxp
    @mmmxp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Эта музыка - самый лучший утешительный приз после проигрыша

    • @hakankartal8322
      @hakankartal8322 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ey yo we got the same profile photo

    • @maximvanchadze7042
      @maximvanchadze7042 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Если вы знаете, по каким абсурдным поводам сидят в России, то вы поймёте этот трек

    • @mmmxp
      @mmmxp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@maximvanchadze7042 Ну расскажи чтобы я понял.

    • @maximvanchadze7042
      @maximvanchadze7042 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mmmxp Например могут донести из-за жёлтой куртки на голубом фоне или могут посадить из-за просто подписки на Медузу, хотя ты не делился ни с кем её материалами или признать тебя осликом иа если тебя не удастся посадить

    • @maximvanchadze7042
      @maximvanchadze7042 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Или могут тебя признать осликом иа по какому угодно поводу если тебя не удастся подвести под статью

  • @6old3n3y3
    @6old3n3y3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    At max speed, its like a party is happening

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vaguely sounds like Crazy la Paint

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fenn_fren
      Plot twist: it's just Crazy La Paint slowed down.

    • @stupidbastard000
      @stupidbastard000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And I wasn’t invited...
      To anything...

  • @Bradamir
    @Bradamir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This is one of the creepiest game over musics I've heard.. you know you're in shit when you hear this.. 10/10!

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you think this is creepy, listen White Chamber - Terror.

    • @Bradamir
      @Bradamir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I shall.

    • @Apostolosathas
      @Apostolosathas 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      WiseEndro333 Don't remind me that game :

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apostolos Ath

    • @filipmelzacki9969
      @filipmelzacki9969 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sacred Stones is 8. 7 is simply called "Fire Emblem".

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "You are under arrest for killing an innocent.
    The punishment is death.
    Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
    A replacement inspector will easily be found.
    Glory to Arstotzka."

  • @abitmaniac47
    @abitmaniac47 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You've been caught complaining about prices
    The penalty is two months of jail
    Your financial history will be researched
    Glory to the Turkish Store Prices

    • @NotMarko0022
      @NotMarko0022 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      uh oh you got me
      (im turk)

  • @gamerone6122
    @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    You have stole to much cookies from the cookie jar
    The penalty is 5 weeks grounded
    You are forbidden to see your friends
    Glorty to Parentzoska

    • @TOOT_TOOT
      @TOOT_TOOT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah!...
      why...?

    • @its_Pip
      @its_Pip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamer One lolz

    • @od4361
      @od4361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gamer One
      M.O.A. citation
      PROTOCOL VIOLETED
      MISSING CORRECT SPELLING
      PENALTY ISSUED - -5 CREDITS

    • @term88nator79
      @term88nator79 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD YES

    • @bingbing5206
      @bingbing5206 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamer One lol 😂

  • @sunwardo7714
    @sunwardo7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I love how the tune is vaguely cheery, like:
    “Ah, another dead. Well, you know what they say? *chuckles* Such is life in glory greatest. Glory to Arstotzka!”

    • @redandblue1013
      @redandblue1013 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea it’s very scaring and bleak, but the way the theme marches on quickly at the start gives me the feeling that your fate has already been decided and there’s nothing that you can do about it, a quick and heartless end at the first sign of defiance

    • @ZRZK2127
      @ZRZK2127 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know, I've been trying to understand why they have this bop for all the bad endings FOR YEARS pretty much and I think this comment made me finally understand.
      From the perspective of the protagonist, you fucked it up bigly, your cover was blown, your demeanor as a 'normal' NPC person was deemed to be a fake guise you used to get by and reach your goals, now what's left is all the matter-of-factly terrible shit that will happen to you, you're no longer behind the rifle, you're in front of it. Thanks for playing!

  • @ChanTanDingo1337
    @ChanTanDingo1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You have not done your homework.
    You are charged with more homework.
    Your sentence is a month without your DS.
    The Safety of your DS is unknown.
    Glory to your parents house

  • @Matthew-kane802
    @Matthew-kane802 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Due to some unfortunate timing this will forever be the “your brother got into a car accident” song to me

  • @koboldthekobold8174
    @koboldthekobold8174 9 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    this should be my theme song in real life

    • @dpetersz
      @dpetersz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jakit pls

    • @Ketston
      @Ketston 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stannis Baratheon
      Stnsis plz stph u cyld mder

    • @robbielobster3212
      @robbielobster3212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Stannis Baratheon
      Stannis "The Flames from Shireen will be seen from Mereen" Baratheon

    • @sharp_tongue
      @sharp_tongue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same here

    • @mojogojo0
      @mojogojo0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

  • @AvRand6
    @AvRand6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This music is worth purposely losing for!

  • @damintsustin
    @damintsustin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    And yet, I seriously can't help but reflexively DANCE whenever I hear this song in a "comprehensive Papers, Please endings reel" or whatever. The fact that this music strikes me as more happy than dystopian death sentence scary is a thing that makes me appreciate this game a lot.
    It's like, welp, we've sentenced another terminal wall-hanging subversive to life in a gulag, DANCE PARTY YEAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed, it is actually amazing, yet so simple.
      How upon losing, instead of trying to convey the usual "everything is doomed now" feeling, it goes for this "You got in a predicament. Whoever, the world still goes on without you". Reinforced with the most epic final phrase:
      Such is life in glorious Arstotzka.

    • @smowl2679
      @smowl2679 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "a gulag"
      "A gulag"
      "A"
      You have been detained for implying there is more than one gulag.
      The penalty is forced killing to death.
      The forced killing to death is scheduled for tomorrow.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @smowl2679
      @smowl2679 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      whoops, didn't see this was a year ago xD

  • @Zippeeerr
    @Zippeeerr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have been arrested from the security agent hight lvl,for turn off the coolant pump to reactor to meltdown.
    Glory to the .S.P.I....

  • @3rdworldofficer296
    @3rdworldofficer296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hello. This song is very good in carrying the idea of "End of the line for you, and you'll never forget what you did til your dying day, but life goes on, even without you. Such is life in glorious Arstotzka."
    Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    You've been placed under arrest for not saying sorry enough!
    You're family has apologized on your behalf!
    You are now forced to do one hour of community service!
    Glory to Canada!

    • @adamhoshel9562
      @adamhoshel9562 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glory to Canada greatest country! o7.

    • @damiencrossley7497
      @damiencrossley7497 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Adam Hoshel (Terrariagamimg1080) forgot to say "Sorry for the inconvenience"

    • @noahgavina665
      @noahgavina665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Adam Hoshel eh! Canada.
      Sorry aboot that.

    • @damiencrossley7497
      @damiencrossley7497 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Noah Gavina meh thats ok. Wanna get a 2-4 and watch the game?

    • @crapporoniandchezze8338
      @crapporoniandchezze8338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Canadian I can assure you that this is 100% accurate.

  • @ulaskayasargul2765
    @ulaskayasargul2765 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Glory To Jorji.

    • @emmiannon1266
      @emmiannon1266 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ulaş Kaya Sarıgül the secret leader of ezic

    • @Snesonix
      @Snesonix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have been arrested to say glory to a normal guys
      The penalty is normal
      your family is going go to take your pc
      glory to parenttotzka

    • @RipFancyPants
      @RipFancyPants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glory to jorjis Drugs

    • @jorj5168
      @jorj5168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True enough

  • @VOID-gy6dc
    @VOID-gy6dc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are under arrest for saying "gg" in Roblox.
    The penalty is 7 days ban.
    Your chat history will be questioned about their involvement.
    Glory to Roblox moderation!

  • @azfaarrealm9426
    @azfaarrealm9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The final exam results came in the mail.
    You have failed.
    The punishment is scolding, grounding and being held back a grade.
    Glory to Schoolstotzka.

  • @cameronmurphy8825
    @cameronmurphy8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You have reached the end of the summer break
    The penalty is a long school term
    Your friends will be questioned about thier involvement
    The safety of your sanity is unknown...
    Glory To The Time

  • @brandonyu7052
    @brandonyu7052 9 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    You are under arrest for puting your face into a bowl of spagetti close by an Arstotzkan official.
    The penalty is forced nothing
    Your family will be questioned about their Dad.
    The border will remain open under a replacement Guy.
    Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @williamafton2109
    @williamafton2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You've been caught for being slender while you being the Moderator.
    The penalty is a permanent ban.
    Your whole friends are questioned.
    The game is still active in the replacement of the Moderator.
    Glory to Roblox Moderator.

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      [A note appears from under the cell door]
      User - Friends are safe - but other problems arise
      Replacement Moderator not cooperative - Slender activities hindered
      We cannot provide further support - Slenders to hibernate again
      Friends will be taken to Minecraft - Good luck

  • @eldelostacos9980
    @eldelostacos9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You have been arrested for punching a bully in self defense
    The penalty is one week suspension
    The safety of your academic future is unknown
    Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement
    Glory to Schoolstotzka

  • @firedragonosis
    @firedragonosis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I was arrested for giving the M.O.I Investigator a piece of plastic/paper.

    • @jonhyetienne6919
      @jonhyetienne6919 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You did WHAT?!?!?!

    • @StacheJr8501
      @StacheJr8501 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You son of a......*Calls Others* You're gonna enjoy the Gulags, I guarantee it.

    • @lolaofalllola
      @lolaofalllola 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sergiu Volda They are really nice places.... :)

    • @penguinpouch5667
      @penguinpouch5667 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      should've been executed. you're lucky this time

    • @CraftTheBinary
      @CraftTheBinary 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are under arrest for associating with suspicious groups.
      The Ministry of Information will perform a full audit of your recent activities.
      Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @shiloh3412
    @shiloh3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i really love the vibes of this song: very haunting and empty. inspires me a lot to draw

  • @jamasan99
    @jamasan99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You have been purchased by Microsoft
    The glorious day of being one with Microsoft is upon you
    Your talents won't go unnoticed and you will be transferred to a new management
    Glory to Microsoft - Xbox

  • @nonsensicalhumanoid
    @nonsensicalhumanoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    You will be punished for having content that is kid friendly on TH-cam.
    The penalty is a several thousand dollar fine.
    Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement, and fined accordingly.
    The future of your channel is uncertain.
    Glory to COPPA(stotzka)

  • @an_asian_guy
    @an_asian_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You were caught trading weak pokemon for the best cards to your friend...
    Your cards will be taken from you...
    Your brother's involvement is unknown...
    You're punishment is unknown...
    Glory to the big bully system

  • @duglife2230
    @duglife2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    August 23rd, 2021.
    Perth, Australia.
    You have been caught looking outside while having a positive COVID-19 test.
    The penalty is fourteen days in the quarantine camp.
    Your family will be rewarded for reporting you to us.
    Glory to Australia. G'day mate.