wake me up inside Arstotzka Has no tolerance for delinquency You are under arrest until your debts are paid Your family will be returned to their village Glory to Arstotzka
You are under arrest for slamming your door. The penalty is getting beaten to death by mom Your dad will be questioned for involvement Glory to Parentstotzka
You are under arrest for raising your voice at your parents. The penalty is forced study. Your sibling(s) will be questioned on their involvement. Glory to Parentsoksta Edit: It's so damn funny the number of times people asked me to write just "their," so I fixed it at last :_)
This is the song I would have when explaining to a student why they got the grade they got. Also, I would leave a note with either of these endings below. A Paper: Hello Student, Your work was excellent to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this success. Your reward is money and great food from your parents. Your grades will greatly improve majorly. Glory to the American Education System. B Paper: Hello Student, Your work was good to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this success. Your reward is hugs and maybe good foods from your parents. Your grades will improve minorly. Glory to the American Education System. C Paper: Hello Student, Your work was suffice to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this reault. You recieve a minor punishment of studying over the weekend. Your grades will not improve. Glory to the American Education System. D Paper: Hello Student, Your work was not good to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this failure. Your punishment is possible grounding and hours of studying for weeks. Your grades will not improve. Glory to the American Education System. F Paper: Hello Student, Your work was terrible to the standards of the American Education System. Your family will hear about this failure. Your punishment is grounding and months of studying. Your grades will not improve. Glory to the American Education System.
"You've been detained for putting a picture from your son in the wall" "Your sentence is forced labor" "Your family will be sent back to their natal city" "Glory to Arstotzka"
You have been arrested for leaving a negative review on the Papers Please steam store page. The penalty is death. The safety of your steam games is unknown. Glory to Steam.
The really bad jokes aside. My first time hearing this theme had me shell-shocked. It's a theme that perfectly conveys the sentence "Look at what you've gotten yourself into. Was it worth it?". Perfectly made song used in the perfect scenario.
You are under arrest for violating direct orders. The penalty is forced labor. Your family will be sent back to their village. The border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Glory to Arstotzka.
MOA person -"If you see anything like this, you'll give it to me. Yes?" Inspector- "Yes" *Inspector gives things related to the order* MOA Person- "I think it is best you come with me." And that's how I got my first ending in Papers, Please. Because of honesty.
Oh my God. Same! I was trying to give him the papers when he first said to report any curious thing, but when he took them at the end and said "Interesting" I was excited that something good was going to happen, and that feeling lasted up until I heard the music and went, "Wait, what?" Then I was just upset. Ending 3/20 achieved. After I thought for a while, I realized that him asking for any "curious" thing was just a trap. He actually just wants to see whether or not you're linked with them. (I would expect that even more from a guy THAT sly with his words. "I think it is best if you come with me.")
lol, me too :DD remember the tale by la fontaine, in which the wolf says things to the lamb that aren't true and impossible, then he says: 'You know what? You actually did nothing, but I wanna eat you' - and he eats the lamb. fuck da police :P
You are under arrest for forgetting your homework The penalty is detention Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement. The future of your grades is uncertain. Glory to the education system.
Glory to the education system that was designed by Frederic the great in the 18th century based on the values of the time that does nothing but torturing kids
You are under arrest for downloading Papers, Please illegaly. Penalty is forced purchase. Your Steam library will be questioned about their involevment. Glory to Valve.
I love how nonchalant Arstotzka is about dishing out punishment to you. It makes you feel utterly small and worthless, and its perfect for the game's atmosphere.
Thats basically what happens when you are part of the security department of any country. No matter what they can promise You, excepting a few ones, the rest are basically only gears, with the only objective of spinning
@@reallyfunnyman6013 and two of those endings aren't really good. One you escape to Obristan but leave some of your family behind. Two you piss off EZIC at the last moment.
"Your entire family is dead" "The Ministry of Labor requires sufficent workers" "Workers are expected to support large healthy families" "Your position will be filled in by someone more appropriate." "Glory to Arstotzka."
Exactly, this theme will never stop sending chills down my spine everytime it's combined with one of the bad endings or an ending where you get arrested, I don't even know how it does it, but just seeing it... combined with the image of us getting arrested, it just gives me an immense feeling of sadness, dread and fear. I think it is due to the fact that they're letting you feel like you have power, after all, you can decide who can enter a country and who cannot, just by your own will, and all you'll ever get for it is a citation and if enough of those in one day they'll just remove pay from your salary, anybody would feel very responsible and powerful in this situation, but then, you get arrested due to your home country's tyrannical laws and ridiculous bureaucracy. In one moment you can decide who will enter a country and who will not (and those people who depend on your decision, are probably always hoping you'd let them pass through, and they are so determined to pass through that they even forge fake documents and hope you don't notice, which means a lot of people heavily may depend in you), and then the next one you are suddenly arrested and sentenced to forced labor or even get death penalty and executed which isn't uncommon at all (and you won't even be guaranteed that your family will be safe or not). So just suddenly seeing that in reality, you have no power and that the government can do whatever they want, and as far as just doing anything cruel to you just because they feel like it or feel like you disrespected them can give you an immense feeling of hopelessness, dread and just overral realizing the cruel and sad truth of your reality, your relative power is a grain of sand next to a mountain. Arstotzka truly is a dystopia where happiness rarely can be found, even when you try to follow their tyrannical laws as much as you can, some of the corrupt government workers can just force you even to go against their own government and if you do not follow, you can easily be arrested for it (Exactly what happened when your supervisor basically forced you to let through somebody who didn't qualify to enter Arstotzka, and if you didn't do it, he basically framed you just because he was mad at you), it just goes on even more just to show how relatively powerless you are really. I think the main message of this game, is just to show you how reality in some places really is or could be like, and to consider ourselves lucky that we don't live in a place like this. Papers please is such a masterpiece
It's what defeat sounds like but through the lens of the people that are actually arresting you in a way that it makes sense if you consider the atmosphere of this game. Just like what the guy said above. The fact that Lucas Pope managed to create that level of mood / atmosphere in the game with just plain text, simple graphics and sound design to improve and guide them is mesmerizing. Ngl, this is still my favorite text game of all time.
I think it kinda has that charm too but also a sinister undertone which I like to imagine reflects the game where Arstotzka marches on triumphantly, putting down all in their path. To me this song makes you feel unimportant, there is something greater that you can no longer provide a use for.
Kinda gives a “Where Are You Great General” vibe, just another morning in East Grestin, no one asks where the trucks go when they return to the prison empty
You've been caught using Aimbot in a casual game of Tf2. There is no penalty whatsoever, keep up the good work. No one will be questioned about this. Glory to Valve!
You've been caught reading classified documents. Your penalty is demotion to class-D. Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to The Foundation.
[A note appears from under your cell door] Staff - Co-workers safe, but other problems arise Replacement staff not cooperative - Chaos Insurgency activities hindered We cannot provide further support - CI to hibernate again Co-workers will be taken to Global Occult Coalition - Good luck
You’ve been caught trying to earn a living wage The penalty is an even lower wage than before Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement That fate of your salary is unknown Glory to Amazon
It’s just the funniest to me. Like when that opening beat goes up and that officer’s on screen, I can just imagine it going like Officer: [sighs, then he clicks his tongue] Welp, you fucked up. Inspector: I fucked up... Arstotskans: He fucked up. Foreigners: They fucked up. M. O. A.: We fucked up.
This is one of the best death themes, it perfectly represents just how disposable we are in a place like Arstotzka. If you fuck up, you’re replaced just like that and completely forgotten about, like the ending where your family dies. They don’t care that he just lost all his family members and just replace him quickly. Such a fucked up and amazing game!
I’m currently reading a book about the history of East Germany, filled with anecdotal stories from everyday people and political figures. That country was basically Arstotzka in real life. So many people got arrested, executed or worse by the state for no real reason. And this song fittingly plays in my head every time someone is detained.
You've been caught chewing gum in class. The penalty is isolation. Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to the British School System.
From a Florida school myself, I've noticed that chewing gum after being warned results in In School Suspension. (Never did it personally, but I've seen others get caught.)
List of bad endings: Have negative accounts Accepted EZIC's money Had your entire or one of your family member died Showing EZIC's credential to Vonel Shooting guard, traveller, or man in red Didn't complete all of EZIC's quest (only if you side with them and the man in red quest is not counted) Shooting the EZIC's operatives on last day ( only if you side with them) Letting the wall breached by EZIC (only if you didn't side with them or didn't complete their quests) Dmitri caught you display anything that isn't plaque on the booth twice during his visits Detained Dmitri's girlfriend Escape to Obristan all by yourself or taking some of your family members with you.
@@lucasgoncalves7774 if you escape with not enough passports the bad ending theme plays and the safety of the family members you left behind is unknown
You have been arrested for the death of 3 innocent Kerbals,Jeb,Bill and Bob. Valentina will be questioned about her involvement. The future of your space program is unknown Glory to Kerbin!
-You have been arrested for disliking the video -the penalty is forced labor -your family will be questioned about their involvement -a new liker will be replaced easily -Glory to Arstotzka.
You are under arrest for failing a test. The penalty is study hall. Your parents will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to standardized testing.
I'm gonna do this and then tell someone to read the paper out loud with this music and Itll say things about what I did and my life, and hopefully by the end they'll all be afraid of me because that's going to be my goal
You defended yourself from an attack on the street and killed the attacker. You have been sentenced to life in prison. The safety of your family is unknown. *GLORY TO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM!*
@@tomlopez4081 it was just a meme but i am from romania. some years ago there was a case here in which a mom was imprisoned for 3 and a half years because she was caught stealing some bread and salami worth of 7lei 1.50$ for her starving kid.......
You have been caught stabbing someone without a license. The penalty is moving to Birmingham. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to London.
Ending 21/20: The day was cut short by Kolechian and Imporian soldiers attacking the checkpoint. The checkpoint will be closed permanently. You will be transferred to the Military. Your Family, and every other family will be evacuated out of Gretsin and will be safely relocated. Glory to Arstotzka. You have received a letter: War has given a distraction so that Ezic can rise against the dictator. We will do the work from here on. Do not fight us if you are called to stop our rebellion. Glory to the Order of the Ezic Star.
You are under arrest for pushing the man into the river in lego city. The penalty is to build a rescue helicopter. Your lego minifigures are questioned for their involvement . Glory to legostozka.
Hey buddy i think there's something wrong with the name of the suspect who's being questioned, his name might've been mistyped in his papers and you might wanna edit it.
This should be an ending: You are under arrest for suspicious activity. The penalty is death. Your family will be brought in for questioning. Glory to Arstotzka. [As you are waiting in your cell for death, you hear noises. Gunfire, yelling, and thumping...] [Suddenly, the door opens, and in the doorway is an EZIC agent holding a weapon with a dead security officer by him.] *VIctory theme* EZIC agent: "Come. We must hurry. Your family is safe. You will be relocated to Obristan. Good luck."
You are under arrest for refusing to eat your Grandmother's Food. Mom, he will make sure of your punishment. The damage done to your family has been notorious. Glory to the Doe Family.
You have been caught playing Minecraft at 3AM. The penalty is grounded for 2 weeks, and your PC and Phone being confiscated. Your online friends will be questioned about their involvement. The safety of your devices is unknown. Glory to Housetotzka.
[A note appears from under your bedroom door] USER - ONLINE FRIENDS ARE SAFE - TARGET ELIMINATED BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - ALL-NIGHTER ACTIVITIES HINDERED WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - ALL-NIGHTERS TO HIBERNATE AGAIN PC AND PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO SIBLINGS - GOOD LUCK
You've been caught rejecting Jorji Costava. The penalty is a life sentence. Your friends will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to Cobrastan.
You are being arrested for posting a "nobody:" and "when" meme. The ministry of memes does not tolerate overuse of dead and/or lazy memes. The penalty is death. Your memes will be now deleted from your folders. A replacement memer will be found easily The current state of your PC is unknown. Glory To Memestotzka
TH-camstotzka has zero tolerance for profanity You are under arrest for saying frick in a youtube video The punishment is demonetization Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement The safety of your youtube channel is unknown Glory to TH-camstotzka
You have been caught tampering with the animatronics. The penalty is suspension. Phone Guy will be questioned about his involvement. Glory to Fredstotzka.
And yet it feels like you are quite insignificant, like this is the background of a radio program publishing your arrest and history. Sinister, then dynamic and informational, then getting darker as your sentence draws near. Lucas Pope is a great composer!
@nosound3091 "sir you have 1 minute to live" "I want to listen to the papers please death theme" "Sirs that 1 minute and 33 seconds" God: "I'll allow it"
You have tweeted something mildly offensive 10 years ago The penalty is loss of employment and social stigma The Ministry will preform a full audit of all your activities Your associates will be questioned about their involvement The safety of your family is unknown Glory to Twittstotzka!
USER - FAMILY IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - SJW ACTIVITIES HINDERED WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - SJW TO HIBERNATE AGAIN FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN TO FACEBOOK - GOOD LUCK
"You are under arrest for putting your family picture in the wall" The penalty is extreme labour Your family saftey in nilsk is unkown Glory to arstozka
The Ministry of Income has discovered an anomaly in your earnings. You are under arrest pending a full audit of your recent activities. Your Family will likewise be held for questioning. The Border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Glory to Arstotzka.
Ministry of border spectators have seen your suspicions activity. You will be relocated back to obstrian. Your family will be held for questioning. Your services are no longer required. The border will remain under a new inspector. You are not trusted in ARSTOTZKA. Please don't make a attempt to come into ARSTOTZKA. Glory to ARSTOTZKA. Tate unlock code for leave 232451
It is a glorious day for THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR but you have betrayed us at the last moment. EZIC grows strong while the corrupt and greedy weaken. Your betrayal means you have chosen the wrong side. There is no place for you or your family in this revolution. Goodbye inspector. Glory to the New Arstotzka.
[A note appears from under the cell door] INSPECTOR - YOU HAVE BETRAYED US AT THE LAST MOMENT THIS CHAPTER OF EZIC IS OVER - WE CAN OFFER NO HELP TO YOUR FAMILY
The Corona Virus has spread to Arstotzka. The Checkpoint has closed. This means that you're unemployed. You and your Family currently have $5. Have fun. Glory to Arstotzka.
@@mmmxp Например могут донести из-за жёлтой куртки на голубом фоне или могут посадить из-за просто подписки на Медузу, хотя ты не делился ни с кем её материалами или признать тебя осликом иа если тебя не удастся посадить
"You are under arrest for killing an innocent. The punishment is death. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. A replacement inspector will easily be found. Glory to Arstotzka."
You've been caught complaining about prices The penalty is two months of jail Your financial history will be researched Glory to the Turkish Store Prices
I love how the tune is vaguely cheery, like: “Ah, another dead. Well, you know what they say? *chuckles* Such is life in glory greatest. Glory to Arstotzka!”
Yea it’s very scaring and bleak, but the way the theme marches on quickly at the start gives me the feeling that your fate has already been decided and there’s nothing that you can do about it, a quick and heartless end at the first sign of defiance
You know, I've been trying to understand why they have this bop for all the bad endings FOR YEARS pretty much and I think this comment made me finally understand. From the perspective of the protagonist, you fucked it up bigly, your cover was blown, your demeanor as a 'normal' NPC person was deemed to be a fake guise you used to get by and reach your goals, now what's left is all the matter-of-factly terrible shit that will happen to you, you're no longer behind the rifle, you're in front of it. Thanks for playing!
You have not done your homework. You are charged with more homework. Your sentence is a month without your DS. The Safety of your DS is unknown. Glory to your parents house
And yet, I seriously can't help but reflexively DANCE whenever I hear this song in a "comprehensive Papers, Please endings reel" or whatever. The fact that this music strikes me as more happy than dystopian death sentence scary is a thing that makes me appreciate this game a lot. It's like, welp, we've sentenced another terminal wall-hanging subversive to life in a gulag, DANCE PARTY YEAAAAAAAAAAA
Indeed, it is actually amazing, yet so simple. How upon losing, instead of trying to convey the usual "everything is doomed now" feeling, it goes for this "You got in a predicament. Whoever, the world still goes on without you". Reinforced with the most epic final phrase: Such is life in glorious Arstotzka.
"a gulag" "A gulag" "A" You have been detained for implying there is more than one gulag. The penalty is forced killing to death. The forced killing to death is scheduled for tomorrow. Glory to Arstotzka.
Hello. This song is very good in carrying the idea of "End of the line for you, and you'll never forget what you did til your dying day, but life goes on, even without you. Such is life in glorious Arstotzka." Glory to Arstotzka.
You've been placed under arrest for not saying sorry enough! You're family has apologized on your behalf! You are now forced to do one hour of community service! Glory to Canada!
You are under arrest for saying "gg" in Roblox. The penalty is 7 days ban. Your chat history will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to Roblox moderation!
You have reached the end of the summer break The penalty is a long school term Your friends will be questioned about thier involvement The safety of your sanity is unknown... Glory To The Time
You are under arrest for puting your face into a bowl of spagetti close by an Arstotzkan official. The penalty is forced nothing Your family will be questioned about their Dad. The border will remain open under a replacement Guy. Glory to Arstotzka.
You've been caught for being slender while you being the Moderator. The penalty is a permanent ban. Your whole friends are questioned. The game is still active in the replacement of the Moderator. Glory to Roblox Moderator.
[A note appears from under the cell door] User - Friends are safe - but other problems arise Replacement Moderator not cooperative - Slender activities hindered We cannot provide further support - Slenders to hibernate again Friends will be taken to Minecraft - Good luck
You have been arrested for punching a bully in self defense The penalty is one week suspension The safety of your academic future is unknown Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement Glory to Schoolstotzka
You are under arrest for associating with suspicious groups. The Ministry of Information will perform a full audit of your recent activities. Glory to Arstotzka.
You have been purchased by Microsoft The glorious day of being one with Microsoft is upon you Your talents won't go unnoticed and you will be transferred to a new management Glory to Microsoft - Xbox
You will be punished for having content that is kid friendly on TH-cam. The penalty is a several thousand dollar fine. Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement, and fined accordingly. The future of your channel is uncertain. Glory to COPPA(stotzka)
You were caught trading weak pokemon for the best cards to your friend... Your cards will be taken from you... Your brother's involvement is unknown... You're punishment is unknown... Glory to the big bully system
August 23rd, 2021. Perth, Australia. You have been caught looking outside while having a positive COVID-19 test. The penalty is fourteen days in the quarantine camp. Your family will be rewarded for reporting you to us. Glory to Australia. G'day mate.
I was loyal to Arstotzka, and this is how they repay me.
Your picture makes it perfect.
#GloryToEZIC
wake me up inside No its not you will be cleared from any suspision for giving GREAT service
I managed to be clear of any suspicious activity by the time the conference came
wake me up inside Arstotzka Has no tolerance for delinquency
You are under arrest until your debts are paid
Your family will be returned to their village
Glory to Arstotzka
When you're having an argument with your mom and accidentally slam the door:
LOL
Oh no...
*oh sh*t, here we go again*
You are under arrest for slamming your door.
The penalty is getting beaten to death by mom
Your dad will be questioned for involvement
Glory to Parentstotzka
ohhhh god
when you accidentally raise your voice to your parents:
You are under arrest for raising your voice at your parents.
The penalty is forced study.
Your sibling(s) will be questioned on their involvement.
Glory to Parentsoksta
Edit: It's so damn funny the number of times people asked me to write just "their," so I fixed it at last :_)
@@mono_drift bro just say their
@@mono_drift I was beat
@@thedarksideofthemoon9612 I feel you ;(
Don’t worry, it happens to me 24/7
Goodbye, inspector.
*the safety of your family is unknown*
Glory to Arstotzka.
@@PixelationPixel"YOU BETRAYED US AT LAST MOMENT, WE WILL OFFER NO HELP TO YOUR FAMILY."
You are under arrest for making a "you are under arrest" joke
The penalty is death
The safety of your family is unknown
Glory to arstotzka
You just started a Time parodox.
This represents treason
of the Highest order.
The Penalty is...
SIKE!
Bitch I am arstotzka
Try and stop me
ARSTOTZKA
I can’t, but I know someone who can.
*EZIC has entered the chat*
@@khaotic582 *_GRU-P Division has entered the chat with the UNGOC_*
_are ya sure bout that?_
*hah*
This theme is the perfect definition of “I’ve won but at what cost?”
Usually, with this game, hearing this song typically means"I've risked it all, went all the way, and now my execution is scheduled for tomorrow"
This is the song I would have when explaining to a student why they got the grade they got. Also, I would leave a note with either of these endings below.
A Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was excellent to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this success.
Your reward is money and great food from your parents.
Your grades will greatly improve majorly.
Glory to the American Education System.
B Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was good to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this success.
Your reward is hugs and maybe good foods from your parents.
Your grades will improve minorly.
Glory to the American Education System.
C Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was suffice to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this reault.
You recieve a minor punishment of studying over the weekend.
Your grades will not improve.
Glory to the American Education System.
D Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was not good to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this failure.
Your punishment is possible grounding and hours of studying for weeks.
Your grades will not improve.
Glory to the American Education System.
F Paper:
Hello Student,
Your work was terrible to the standards of the American Education System.
Your family will hear about this failure.
Your punishment is grounding and months of studying.
Your grades will not improve.
Glory to the American Education System.
@@greatkentuckian9032 wow
Feels like like “damn i died what now was my life good did i get my pizza rolls did anyone care probably not “
This is so right
You have gone out bowling for too long.
The penalty is an actual bonding activity.
Your bowling shoes have been confiscated.
Glory to Bowlstoztka.
Out of all of these I laughed at this one the most lmao :D
delicious finally some good fuckin bowling memes
good meme finally yes
Cousin let's go bowling
Nikoo :DD
"You've been detained for putting a picture from your son in the wall"
"Your sentence is forced labor"
"Your family will be sent back to their natal city"
"Glory to Arstotzka"
"You've been detained for putting your son's drawing in the wall"
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731"You've been detained for giving info about EZIC when asked for info about EZIC"
@@BetterCallBigShotAutosit's not really unfair, how many people did you detain unfairly?
@@juliodonofreo"You've been detained for protesting by words and denied the glorious Arstotzka's rule."
@@BetterCallBigShotAutosBig shot
That moment when you hear this song start playing...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oukei... aim zkared...
you know u fucked up x(
When you have no jokes to say.
GLORY TO DIGGSZTOZTKA
Petition to use this in EVERY “Bad Ending” meme.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Granted. GtA
Yes
Glory to Arstotska.
I second that, glory to Arstotzka.
@Милош Ђошић I am here for transit through Arstotzka.
You have been arrested for leaving a negative review on the Papers Please steam store page.
The penalty is death.
The safety of your steam games is unknown.
Glory to Steam.
Steamstotzka*
Kira Goro
*Steamstozkstotzka
*steamstotzkatzkasteastozeamska
Glory to Gabe!
@@C0MRADE_GAM1NG *Gaben Newell
The really bad jokes aside.
My first time hearing this theme had me shell-shocked. It's a theme that perfectly conveys the sentence "Look at what you've gotten yourself into. Was it worth it?".
Perfectly made song used in the perfect scenario.
352 likes and no comments?, let me fix that!
It just feels like youve messed up and theres no way out. It still gives me chills
its like if you where found out to be betraying the glorious Arstozka. GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
@@triadapg soon 668
@@triadapg then 669
*puts pictures on the wall*
Dimitri: Fuck you.
*music plays*
HELLO MR POTATO MAN YOUR THE ONE THAT CAUSES TROUBLE see you like take fake tickets dont you
+curiousPanda - that's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad! He got shot! NOOOOO! Little potato man, you were always my favorite! AHHHHUHHH
that will be satisfying.
It's a drawing for my... *DETAINED*
You are under arrest for violating direct orders.
The penalty is forced labor.
Your family will be sent back to their village.
The border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
Glory to Arstotzka.
MOA person -"If you see anything like this, you'll give it to me.
Yes?"
Inspector- "Yes"
*Inspector gives things related to the order*
MOA Person- "I think it is best you come with me."
And that's how I got my first ending in Papers, Please.
Because of honesty.
*MOI investigator, not MOA person
a piece of wise advance: FUCK DA SYSTEM. LIE. and you won't end like this, hehe ^^ it's not right, but sometimes you have to do things like that..
Oh my God. Same! I was trying to give him the papers when he first said to report any curious thing, but when he took them at the end and said "Interesting" I was excited that something good was going to happen, and that feeling lasted up until I heard the music and went, "Wait, what?" Then I was just upset.
Ending 3/20 achieved.
After I thought for a while, I realized that him asking for any "curious" thing was just a trap. He actually just wants to see whether or not you're linked with them. (I would expect that even more from a guy THAT sly with his words. "I think it is best if you come with me.")
+Vera Papp I was actually singing in my head, "F THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE M.O.I." a while after that happened.
lol, me too :DD
remember the tale by la fontaine, in which the wolf says things to the lamb that aren't true and impossible, then he says: 'You know what? You actually did nothing, but I wanna eat you' - and he eats the lamb. fuck da police :P
You are under arrest for forgetting your homework
The penalty is detention
Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement.
The future of your grades is uncertain.
Glory to the education system.
Thomas The West OMG lol
This was my school
yeah don't you love it when your school decides you should be stressing over grades instead of the fucking pandemic going on?
Gloory to the education system
Glory to the education system that was designed by Frederic the great in the 18th century based on the values of the time that does nothing but torturing kids
The group chat got leaked...
im cooked
Hope they don’t see my shit pics
Chat members: Inspector, Jorji Costava, Vince Lestrade, Simon Wens, Corman Drex, Steffani Glaire, Mikhail Saratov and etc.
You are under arrest for downloading Papers, Please illegaly.
Penalty is forced purchase.
Your Steam library will be questioned about their involevment.
Glory to Valve.
Let our glorious leader Gaben lead us.
i actually downloaded it illegally yesterday from a zip file haha
Wait valve maked papers please?
I a least has 8 pirated game in my pc, I GOT AWAY WITH IT, Glory to igg-games
Heil Gaben!
I love how nonchalant Arstotzka is about dishing out punishment to you.
It makes you feel utterly small and worthless, and its perfect for the game's atmosphere.
Yeah to them it's like crushing an ant.
Very insignificant.
Out of 20 endings, in only 5 you survive. Damn...
Thats basically what happens when you are part of the security department of any country.
No matter what they can promise You, excepting a few ones, the rest are basically only gears, with the only objective of spinning
@@elchicogore9517my name is genome soldier.. and i like to spiiIiIiiiIIn spiiIiIiIIiiIIiIIiIin
@@reallyfunnyman6013 and two of those endings aren't really good.
One you escape to Obristan but leave some of your family behind.
Two you piss off EZIC at the last moment.
"Your entire family is dead"
"The Ministry of Labor requires sufficent workers"
"Workers are expected to support large healthy families"
"Your position will be filled in by someone more appropriate."
"Glory to Arstotzka."
Noob
@@vechaslavalexandrov9100 more like efficent mate
Didn't expect you to be here.
Skill issue
I love how dystopian it is, goes to show you how cruel Arstotzka really is
Exactly, this theme will never stop sending chills down my spine everytime it's combined with one of the bad endings or an ending where you get arrested, I don't even know how it does it, but just seeing it... combined with the image of us getting arrested, it just gives me an immense feeling of sadness, dread and fear. I think it is due to the fact that they're letting you feel like you have power, after all, you can decide who can enter a country and who cannot, just by your own will, and all you'll ever get for it is a citation and if enough of those in one day they'll just remove pay from your salary, anybody would feel very responsible and powerful in this situation, but then, you get arrested due to your home country's tyrannical laws and ridiculous bureaucracy. In one moment you can decide who will enter a country and who will not (and those people who depend on your decision, are probably always hoping you'd let them pass through, and they are so determined to pass through that they even forge fake documents and hope you don't notice, which means a lot of people heavily may depend in you), and then the next one you are suddenly arrested and sentenced to forced labor or even get death penalty and executed which isn't uncommon at all (and you won't even be guaranteed that your family will be safe or not). So just suddenly seeing that in reality, you have no power and that the government can do whatever they want, and as far as just doing anything cruel to you just because they feel like it or feel like you disrespected them can give you an immense feeling of hopelessness, dread and just overral realizing the cruel and sad truth of your reality, your relative power is a grain of sand next to a mountain. Arstotzka truly is a dystopia where happiness rarely can be found, even when you try to follow their tyrannical laws as much as you can, some of the corrupt government workers can just force you even to go against their own government and if you do not follow, you can easily be arrested for it (Exactly what happened when your supervisor basically forced you to let through somebody who didn't qualify to enter Arstotzka, and if you didn't do it, he basically framed you just because he was mad at you), it just goes on even more just to show how relatively powerless you are really.
I think the main message of this game, is just to show you how reality in some places really is or could be like, and to consider ourselves lucky that we don't live in a place like this. Papers please is such a masterpiece
no Glory greatest Arstotzka is best country!
Glory to Arstotzka
You can call it dystopian, I call it based
@@kxmapper what the hell are you even trying to say
@@UnkownUnkown01 i am trying to say Arstotzka is based
For a death theme, it's actually quite uplifting.
Just what would play if your punishment was broadcast over the radio, imo. Dark, rythmic, darjer near the sentence. Very good theme.
It's what defeat sounds like but through the lens of the people that are actually arresting you in a way that it makes sense if you consider the atmosphere of this game. Just like what the guy said above.
The fact that Lucas Pope managed to create that level of mood / atmosphere in the game with just plain text, simple graphics and sound design to improve and guide them is mesmerizing.
Ngl, this is still my favorite text game of all time.
I think it kinda has that charm too but also a sinister undertone which I like to imagine reflects the game where Arstotzka marches on triumphantly, putting down all in their path. To me this song makes you feel unimportant, there is something greater that you can no longer provide a use for.
Kinda gives a “Where Are You Great General” vibe, just another morning in East Grestin, no one asks where the trucks go when they return to the prison empty
what
- "Wow, the test was really hard"
- "Yeah, especially the back page"
- "The WHAT"
Teacher about to highlight that discrepancy
5 minutes left
@@beeman- Discrepancy detected.
"You are missing the second page."
"I could not do in time."
*Stamps F.*
Legit happened to me this time on my A/L Physics paper. Thank goodness there were only two parts tho.
Still, I'll need to repeat
D I S C R E P A N C Y D E T E C T E D
Why is it every time I hear this I legitimately feel scared and guilty?
@@prev8374 you are 9
@@Cichyhub By accusing ages i can tell youre 11-9
@@prev8374 And you're 9/11
@@fenn_fren K
That's kinda the point.
0:57 such a good beat
I'm not going to lie, that is my favorite part
Yeah same here
W part
Bad part
I come here every time when i fail an exam
Ironically enough I had an exam today.
@@ps2bndled nice
@Weird Cat did you pass?
You have been caught failing you're exam.
The penalty is a 3 week detention.
You're friends safety is unknown.
Glory to the education system!
That explains all the views (sorry, just kidding)
This will be the song that shall play at my funeral
i will tell my kids to put my phone with me and untill my phone dusnt shut down play this cool sexy song
Cause you failed at life?
Linkin636 put the song at 0.75x so its more sad
You have died.
The penalty won’t really occur since you already dead
A replacement inspector will be taking your place
Glory to Arstotzka
@@clouds7023 life mode??
You've been caught using Aimbot in a casual game of Tf2.
There is no penalty whatsoever, keep up the good work.
No one will be questioned about this.
Glory to Valve!
Sad but true.
@@ausername1761 agreed
yeah this is why i'm not returning until Scream Fortress and Smissmass
ಥ‿ಥ
Sadly
You've been caught reading classified documents.
Your penalty is demotion to class-D.
Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to The Foundation.
underrated comment
Haaaaa
[A note appears from under your cell door]
Staff - Co-workers safe, but other problems arise
Replacement staff not cooperative - Chaos Insurgency activities hindered
We cannot provide further support - CI to hibernate again
Co-workers will be taken to Global Occult Coalition - Good luck
Glory to the Foundation
*proceeds to throw subject into containment holding scp 682*
You’ve been caught trying to earn a living wage
The penalty is an even lower wage than before
Your coworkers will be questioned about their involvement
That fate of your salary is unknown
Glory to Amazon
No entiendo cual es el chiste
unfortunatly its the whole of america(continent)
@@joaquinalonsorojasmas9032Amazon salary punishments for whistleblowers
@@joaquinalonsorojasmas9032sorry for being 2 years late but it’s about how amazon workers are too underpaid
When you cough in public.
Shut the fuck up ppl or i shoot you
-Legend
"That one didn't age quite so well..."
@@mikhailovich-n3k same man
Same
@@GothGardenWarlock man i did not realize how badly this one would age
@@crowbar4976 the penalty is 2-week isolation in your house
I don't know why, but it's the most happiest death themes.
It’s just the funniest to me. Like when that opening beat goes up and that officer’s on screen, I can just imagine it going like
Officer: [sighs, then he clicks his tongue] Welp, you fucked up.
Inspector: I fucked up...
Arstotskans: He fucked up.
Foreigners: They fucked up.
M. O. A.: We fucked up.
Well, you know, such is life in glorious Arstotzka.
@Tiger 131 Да
@Weird Cat y u say comrade two times?
I commented it elsewhere, but it's like they broadcast your crime on the radio, getting darker near the sentence
This is one of the best death themes, it perfectly represents just how disposable we are in a place like Arstotzka.
If you fuck up, you’re replaced just like that and completely forgotten about, like the ending where your family dies. They don’t care that he just lost all his family members and just replace him quickly. Such a fucked up and amazing game!
I’m currently reading a book about the history of East Germany, filled with anecdotal stories from everyday people and political figures. That country was basically Arstotzka in real life. So many people got arrested, executed or worse by the state for no real reason. And this song fittingly plays in my head every time someone is detained.
You've been caught chewing gum in class.
The penalty is isolation.
Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to the British School System.
63 likes no replies? Lemme fix that
Don't forget havign to clean it off the desk/chair... (At least, they do that in West America...)
@@tinypinkittycatin my school, they don't. From a British school.
Hahaha
From a Florida school myself, I've noticed that chewing gum after being warned results in In School Suspension.
(Never did it personally, but I've seen others get caught.)
If im ever a teacher, when I hold detention im going to just play this the whole time.
I'm gonna tell this idea to the detention monitor. Good idea!
are you a teacher yet i want to listen to this in a different room and i'm too lazy to listen to it on my phone
I'd go to detention every day then.
You are in detention for causing disruption in class
The duration is three days
You will reflect on your consequences
Glory to Arstotzka
@@crimsondynamo615 *Educationstotzka
The music sounds good...
im gonna buy this game right now..
Your work for Arstotzka has been sited, expect audit within a month
You must have a lot of money to just buy games based on music
This game so good, music not required, right?
@@dragonfighter256 music is required
@@Numberonesambatukamfan Ok, ok. You don't like my comment, I come back with better one!
List of bad endings:
Have negative accounts
Accepted EZIC's money
Had your entire or one of your family member died
Showing EZIC's credential to Vonel
Shooting guard, traveller, or man in red
Didn't complete all of EZIC's quest (only if you side with them and the man in red quest is not counted)
Shooting the EZIC's operatives on last day ( only if you side with them)
Letting the wall breached by EZIC (only if you didn't side with them or didn't complete their quests)
Dmitri caught you display anything that isn't plaque on the booth twice during his visits
Detained Dmitri's girlfriend
Escape to Obristan all by yourself or taking some of your family members with you.
*Accepted Ezic's money and didnt let the agent through next day
Pretty sure the escape to Obristan ending is actually a good one.
@@lucasgoncalves7774
Not if you don’t take every living family member with you
@@lucasgoncalves7774 if you escape with not enough passports the bad ending theme plays and the safety of the family members you left behind is unknown
@@taizet2328 You can't do that. Immediately after receiving the EZIC money you get a bad ending.
Absolutely the most perfect "game over" theme I've ever heard. It's cold, logical, and unfeeling. Just like the Arstotzkan Government.
Logical ≠ Arstotzkan goverment
But yeah
You have been arrested for the death of 3 innocent Kerbals,Jeb,Bill and Bob.
Valentina will be questioned about her involvement.
The future of your space program is unknown
Glory to Kerbin!
Now That's A Great Crossover
Wait What
Valentina=murederer
@Chonghan L I am aware of that
I play ksp
Just I don't do rockets
@@zakpizza999 There is an impostor among us
**kerbinstotzka* or **kerbalstotzka*
Hey, they should make a mod out of this idea.
-You have been arrested for disliking the video
-the penalty is forced labor
-your family will be questioned about their involvement
-a new liker will be replaced easily
-Glory to Arstotzka.
Lol
*proceeds to dislike comment*
Did you mean
-the penalty is *DEATH*
ummmmmmm yeah about that.....................
imagine if someone in 2018 told you about everything that happened, you would probably call him crazy
You are under arrest for failing a test.
The penalty is study hall.
Your parents will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to standardized testing.
I want this to be played at my funeral
same lmao
this is what plays when an arstotzkan soldier dies
same
if it's not played at mine, i aint goin'
I'm gonna do this and then tell someone to read the paper out loud with this music and Itll say things about what I did and my life, and hopefully by the end they'll all be afraid of me because that's going to be my goal
You defended yourself from an attack on the street and killed the attacker.
You have been sentenced to life in prison.
The safety of your family is unknown.
*GLORY TO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM!*
Well this sounds like my beautiful Argentina
Where are you from?
@@tomlopez4081 it was just a meme but i am from romania. some years ago there was a case here in which a mom was imprisoned for 3 and a half years because she was caught stealing some bread and salami worth of 7lei 1.50$ for her starving kid.......
@@iGamezRo shit the system is broken
@@iGamezRo i always hated the romanian justice system
@@dmibz i always hated the roma
This song plays in my head the whole time during school
Makes sense school is like a jail of stresses about exams lol
XD now I'll feel the same at college and work
You are under arrested for treason against your great school
@Kylo Scout "safety of your grades" sounds like the examiners are planning to burn all your papers.
We have audited your recent activities...
You have gotten F's for the past year...
Your punishment is execution by text book...
Glory to the school!
Every morning I wake up with the Papers Please theme in my head as I get ready for yet another day of school.
You have been caught stabbing someone without a license.
The penalty is moving to Birmingham.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to London.
[This comment has been taken down by the Arstotzkan Government, due to violation of respect towards the country]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
[This comment has been redacted by the Arstokzan Government due to leakage of classified material]
FOR KOLECHIA!
[redacted due to spreading kolechien propaganda]
[glory to arstotzka]
The funny thing is You typed it for yourself lol
Dark SS This comment has been censored by Arstotzkan officials for revealing nuclear launch codes.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Ending 21/20:
The day was cut short by Kolechian and Imporian soldiers attacking the checkpoint. The checkpoint will be closed permanently. You will be transferred to the Military. Your Family, and every other family will be evacuated out of Gretsin and will be safely relocated. Glory to Arstotzka.
You have received a letter:
War has given a distraction so that Ezic can rise against the dictator. We will do the work from here on. Do not fight us if you are called to stop our rebellion. Glory to the Order of the Ezic Star.
+Vrai Forte Du Nord Et Gratuit (A Canadian) what?
***** Alternate ending I created.
+Vrai Forte Du Nord Et Gratuit (A Canadian) The only part that does not fit is is the "You will be transfered to the Military with your sniper rifle."
Potato Pug Editing that rn.
Viceregent of/du Canada where's that edit
Get finals back with the grade on it.
*F - 21/100*
Will-A- Wisp The penalty is forced studying.
Snow Conditions Your family will be questioned about the amount of revision you did.
Glory to School.
Hail jorji
Will-A- Wisp I feel ya. Had to take a calculus course again over the summer.
You are in detention for running in the halls.
The penalty is 15 seconds, detention for you.
Your family will hear about this one.
Glory to Balditotzka
I'm surprised there are still people out there that remember Baldi.
@@markolysynchuk5264 the memes did an excellent job lol
You are under arrest for pushing the man into the river in lego city.
The penalty is to build a rescue helicopter.
Your lego minifigures are questioned
for their involvement .
Glory to legostozka.
YEA BOI .
Legostotzka*
Building a lego rescue helicopter seems like a vacation to me but ok.
HEY!
Hey buddy i think there's something wrong with the name of the suspect who's being questioned, his name might've been mistyped in his papers and you might wanna edit it.
You are under arrest for not allowing jorji passage
The penalty is death
The fate of your denied stamp is unknown
Glory to arstotzka
Ah, is OK. Next time I bring passport, promise.
Glory to Corbrastan
"The fate of your denied stamp is unknown"
NO NO NO NO DONT KILL INSPECTOR!
@@vegancheese2999 yes, cobrastan above all.
This should be an ending:
You are under arrest for suspicious activity.
The penalty is death.
Your family will be brought in for questioning.
Glory to Arstotzka. [As you are waiting in your cell for death, you hear noises. Gunfire, yelling, and thumping...] [Suddenly, the door opens, and in the doorway is an EZIC agent holding a weapon with a dead security officer by him.] *VIctory theme* EZIC agent: "Come. We must hurry. Your family is safe. You will be relocated to Obristan. Good luck."
Donald Christie
Arstotzka never killls for suspicious activity, only gives forced labor.
cyka blyat
Oh, sorry. I never got the suspicious activity death. XD I only got the escape to Obristan with myself, with my family, and the EZIC win.
Donald Christie That should be ending 10.
Michael Cerbo ayy lmao
+Michael Cerbo (Butchthebird)
No, 9.
You are under arrest for refusing to eat your Grandmother's Food.
Mom, he will make sure of your punishment.
The damage done to your family has been notorious.
Glory to the Doe Family.
You have been caught playing Minecraft at 3AM.
The penalty is grounded for 2 weeks, and your PC and Phone being confiscated.
Your online friends will be questioned about their involvement.
The safety of your devices is unknown.
Glory to Housetotzka.
homestotzka*
bruh
[A note appears from under your bedroom door]
USER - ONLINE FRIENDS ARE SAFE - TARGET ELIMINATED BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - ALL-NIGHTER ACTIVITIES HINDERED
WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - ALL-NIGHTERS TO HIBERNATE AGAIN
PC AND PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO SIBLINGS - GOOD LUCK
well, jokes on them. I don't play Minecraft of phone OR PC.
I play on 3ds.
I can’t be the only one who actually really likes this theme.
Nah we're all just here because we hate it
You are under arrest for insulting Arstotzka National anthem.
The penalty is death.
Arstotzka will declare war on your country.
Glory to Arstotzka.
I like too it is my music
this is my favourite ost in "papers, please". after main theme ofc
Glory to song
when you are sleeping and you hear this then it gets louder and louder you know its time
It really does lol
Happened to by homie Jerome last night 😞
You've been caught rejecting Jorji Costava.
The penalty is a life sentence.
Your friends will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to Cobrastan.
One of the most epic defeat themes I've ever heard. :D
Agata K. EPIC
I JUST LOST MY SPOUSE, EPIC
I know right? I've never heard such a happy theme for game over like this before lol
I agree
Agata K. Put it at 1.25x or 0.75x it makes a difference in the emotion it gives
You are being arrested for posting a "nobody:" and "when" meme.
The ministry of memes does not tolerate overuse of dead and/or lazy memes.
The penalty is death.
Your memes will be now deleted from your folders.
A replacement memer will be found easily
The current state of your PC is unknown.
Glory To Memestotzka
I concur.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Arstotzka really is the greatest country.
You mean memestozka?
.
Memestotzka*
TH-camstotzka has zero tolerance for profanity
You are under arrest for saying frick in a youtube video
The punishment is demonetization
Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement
The safety of your youtube channel is unknown
Glory to TH-camstotzka
DEMONETIZED
Gosh darn it. WAIT NO-
You have been caught tampering with the animatronics.
The penalty is suspension.
Phone Guy will be questioned about his involvement.
Glory to Fredstotzka.
The overall feel of this tune just spells out "G A M E O V E R" in big bold letters
I'd like this comment, but it already has 69 likes...
@@AMonkeyBoy-mc3sdyou can like it now
And yet it feels like you are quite insignificant, like this is the background of a radio program publishing your arrest and history. Sinister, then dynamic and informational, then getting darker as your sentence draws near. Lucas Pope is a great composer!
If this won’t play at my funeral, I’m not dying.
You have achieved *IMMORTALITY*
You dont die, you load another save
I refuse the death penalty. (*goes back to checkpoint inspector job*)
Then we won't play this at your funeral so you stay alive
@nosound3091 "sir you have 1 minute to live"
"I want to listen to the papers please death theme"
"Sirs that 1 minute and 33 seconds"
God:
"I'll allow it"
You have tweeted something mildly offensive 10 years ago
The penalty is loss of employment and social stigma
The Ministry will preform a full audit of all your activities
Your associates will be questioned about their involvement
The safety of your family is unknown
Glory to Twittstotzka!
Jaja
The safety of your family is known except it doesn’t exist anymore
USER - FAMILY IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
REPLACEMENT USER NOT COOPERATIVE - SJW ACTIVITIES HINDERED
WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - SJW TO HIBERNATE AGAIN
FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN TO FACEBOOK - GOOD LUCK
@@toainsully Conservative and fascists are EZIC?
On FB, you won't be banned for saying shit not even close to offensive.
"You are under arrest for putting your family picture in the wall"
The penalty is extreme labour
Your family saftey in nilsk is unkown
Glory to arstozka
You are being arrested for shitting on forced labour
The penalty is family
Ezic will be replaced
Glory to inspector
GLORY TO INSPECTZKA!
Lmao. Normal version would be: You are arrested for shitting on family.
The penalty is forced labour
Inspector will be replaced
Glory to Ezic
+Enders Forest Auch. Cannot edit. I'm on phone
You are being arrested for forced labour
the penalty is forced labour
inspector will be forced labour
glory to forced labour
CHUP CHUP
you are arrested for dying.
the penalty is forced labor.
inspector will be zombie slave.
glory to Zomstotska.
Papers, Please is great at flipping you off.
Seriously, You know what I mean if you played the game.
I got the best ending first try
Me too
I got a lot of citations
"I think your papers are good, you are free to come in."
*citation sounds*
@@wip3outxl ever wonder why the guy faxing you the citations just do your job for you.
The Ministry of Income has discovered an anomaly in your earnings.
You are under arrest pending a full audit of your recent activities.
Your Family will likewise be held for questioning.
The Border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Ministry of border spectators have seen your suspicions activity. You will be relocated back to obstrian. Your family will be held for questioning. Your services are no longer required. The border will remain under a new inspector. You are not trusted in ARSTOTZKA. Please don't make a attempt to come into ARSTOTZKA. Glory to ARSTOTZKA. Tate unlock code for leave 232451
Got that ending to
When i entered to Class-8 happened this and i sayed:heheheh wait... What?
This honestly would fit as the theme of a shopkeeper found deep in a cavern or dungeon.
It is a glorious day for THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR but you have betrayed us at the last moment.
EZIC grows strong while the corrupt and greedy weaken.
Your betrayal means you have chosen the wrong side.
There is no place for you or your family in this revolution.
Goodbye inspector.
Glory to the New Arstotzka.
Damn EZIC knew I should of neve trusted them
Glory to Arstotzka
@@WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw Nah, you betrayed them at the last minute.
@@WGB-iagtcwcibitssdnw You broke their trust, not them
Im arrested December 24 because of you!
[A note appears from under the cell door]
INSPECTOR - YOU HAVE BETRAYED US AT THE LAST MOMENT
THIS CHAPTER OF EZIC IS OVER - WE CAN OFFER NO HELP TO YOUR FAMILY
The Corona Virus has spread to Arstotzka.
The Checkpoint has closed.
This means that you're unemployed.
You and your Family currently have $5.
Have fun.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Lol
Your son is sick and needs medicine -5 🔘
_Your son is dead and needs medicine_
no arstotzka closed borders and coronavirus couldnt find way in
Well who said that it is corona
Your channel was struck by a DMCA.
The penalty is deletion of your channel.
The safety of your subscribers is unknown.
Glory to TH-cam.
That's why I felt like what I got hacked
@ComradeDimitri This is just TH-cam in a nutshell, in general.
Isn't this always TH-cam?
@@whycantidie804 That's pretty much what I just said.
A note was slipped under your door
We have taken interest into your channel and we would like to sponser you-raid shadow legends
Эта музыка - самый лучший утешительный приз после проигрыша
ey yo we got the same profile photo
Если вы знаете, по каким абсурдным поводам сидят в России, то вы поймёте этот трек
@@maximvanchadze7042 Ну расскажи чтобы я понял.
@@mmmxp Например могут донести из-за жёлтой куртки на голубом фоне или могут посадить из-за просто подписки на Медузу, хотя ты не делился ни с кем её материалами или признать тебя осликом иа если тебя не удастся посадить
Или могут тебя признать осликом иа по какому угодно поводу если тебя не удастся подвести под статью
At max speed, its like a party is happening
Vaguely sounds like Crazy la Paint
@@fenn_fren
Plot twist: it's just Crazy La Paint slowed down.
And I wasn’t invited...
To anything...
This is one of the creepiest game over musics I've heard.. you know you're in shit when you hear this.. 10/10!
If you think this is creepy, listen White Chamber - Terror.
I shall.
WiseEndro333 Don't remind me that game :
Apostolos Ath
Sacred Stones is 8. 7 is simply called "Fire Emblem".
"You are under arrest for killing an innocent.
The punishment is death.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
A replacement inspector will easily be found.
Glory to Arstotzka."
What is "killing and innocent"?
Autocorrect is a bitch.
You've been caught complaining about prices
The penalty is two months of jail
Your financial history will be researched
Glory to the Turkish Store Prices
uh oh you got me
(im turk)
You have stole to much cookies from the cookie jar
The penalty is 5 weeks grounded
You are forbidden to see your friends
Glorty to Parentzoska
Yeah!...
why...?
Gamer One lolz
Gamer One
M.O.A. citation
PROTOCOL VIOLETED
MISSING CORRECT SPELLING
PENALTY ISSUED - -5 CREDITS
XD YES
Gamer One lol 😂
I love how the tune is vaguely cheery, like:
“Ah, another dead. Well, you know what they say? *chuckles* Such is life in glory greatest. Glory to Arstotzka!”
Yea it’s very scaring and bleak, but the way the theme marches on quickly at the start gives me the feeling that your fate has already been decided and there’s nothing that you can do about it, a quick and heartless end at the first sign of defiance
You know, I've been trying to understand why they have this bop for all the bad endings FOR YEARS pretty much and I think this comment made me finally understand.
From the perspective of the protagonist, you fucked it up bigly, your cover was blown, your demeanor as a 'normal' NPC person was deemed to be a fake guise you used to get by and reach your goals, now what's left is all the matter-of-factly terrible shit that will happen to you, you're no longer behind the rifle, you're in front of it. Thanks for playing!
You have not done your homework.
You are charged with more homework.
Your sentence is a month without your DS.
The Safety of your DS is unknown.
Glory to your parents house
Due to some unfortunate timing this will forever be the “your brother got into a car accident” song to me
Is he okay?
Yeah he is now the car mostly protected him but the two other people involved weren’t
that sucks
this should be my theme song in real life
Jakit pls
+Stannis Baratheon
Stnsis plz stph u cyld mder
+Stannis Baratheon
Stannis "The Flames from Shireen will be seen from Mereen" Baratheon
same here
same
This music is worth purposely losing for!
And yet, I seriously can't help but reflexively DANCE whenever I hear this song in a "comprehensive Papers, Please endings reel" or whatever. The fact that this music strikes me as more happy than dystopian death sentence scary is a thing that makes me appreciate this game a lot.
It's like, welp, we've sentenced another terminal wall-hanging subversive to life in a gulag, DANCE PARTY YEAAAAAAAAAAA
Indeed, it is actually amazing, yet so simple.
How upon losing, instead of trying to convey the usual "everything is doomed now" feeling, it goes for this "You got in a predicament. Whoever, the world still goes on without you". Reinforced with the most epic final phrase:
Such is life in glorious Arstotzka.
"a gulag"
"A gulag"
"A"
You have been detained for implying there is more than one gulag.
The penalty is forced killing to death.
The forced killing to death is scheduled for tomorrow.
Glory to Arstotzka.
whoops, didn't see this was a year ago xD
You have been arrested from the security agent hight lvl,for turn off the coolant pump to reactor to meltdown.
Glory to the .S.P.I....
Hello. This song is very good in carrying the idea of "End of the line for you, and you'll never forget what you did til your dying day, but life goes on, even without you. Such is life in glorious Arstotzka."
Glory to Arstotzka.
You've been placed under arrest for not saying sorry enough!
You're family has apologized on your behalf!
You are now forced to do one hour of community service!
Glory to Canada!
Glory to Canada greatest country! o7.
+Adam Hoshel (Terrariagamimg1080) forgot to say "Sorry for the inconvenience"
+Adam Hoshel eh! Canada.
Sorry aboot that.
+Noah Gavina meh thats ok. Wanna get a 2-4 and watch the game?
As a Canadian I can assure you that this is 100% accurate.
Glory To Jorji.
Ulaş Kaya Sarıgül the secret leader of ezic
you have been arrested to say glory to a normal guys
The penalty is normal
your family is going go to take your pc
glory to parenttotzka
Glory to jorjis Drugs
True enough
You are under arrest for saying "gg" in Roblox.
The penalty is 7 days ban.
Your chat history will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to Roblox moderation!
The final exam results came in the mail.
You have failed.
The punishment is scolding, grounding and being held back a grade.
Glory to Schoolstotzka.
You have reached the end of the summer break
The penalty is a long school term
Your friends will be questioned about thier involvement
The safety of your sanity is unknown...
Glory To The Time
You are under arrest for puting your face into a bowl of spagetti close by an Arstotzkan official.
The penalty is forced nothing
Your family will be questioned about their Dad.
The border will remain open under a replacement Guy.
Glory to Arstotzka.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET
what
You've been caught for being slender while you being the Moderator.
The penalty is a permanent ban.
Your whole friends are questioned.
The game is still active in the replacement of the Moderator.
Glory to Roblox Moderator.
[A note appears from under the cell door]
User - Friends are safe - but other problems arise
Replacement Moderator not cooperative - Slender activities hindered
We cannot provide further support - Slenders to hibernate again
Friends will be taken to Minecraft - Good luck
You have been arrested for punching a bully in self defense
The penalty is one week suspension
The safety of your academic future is unknown
Your classmates will be questioned about their involvement
Glory to Schoolstotzka
I was arrested for giving the M.O.I Investigator a piece of plastic/paper.
You did WHAT?!?!?!
You son of a......*Calls Others* You're gonna enjoy the Gulags, I guarantee it.
Sergiu Volda They are really nice places.... :)
should've been executed. you're lucky this time
You are under arrest for associating with suspicious groups.
The Ministry of Information will perform a full audit of your recent activities.
Glory to Arstotzka.
i really love the vibes of this song: very haunting and empty. inspires me a lot to draw
You have been purchased by Microsoft
The glorious day of being one with Microsoft is upon you
Your talents won't go unnoticed and you will be transferred to a new management
Glory to Microsoft - Xbox
You will be punished for having content that is kid friendly on TH-cam.
The penalty is a several thousand dollar fine.
Your subscribers will be questioned about their involvement, and fined accordingly.
The future of your channel is uncertain.
Glory to COPPA(stotzka)
coppa is a kolech
Coppa mining site
@Averb thakn you
@@mhumanworldm big brain
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You were caught trading weak pokemon for the best cards to your friend...
Your cards will be taken from you...
Your brother's involvement is unknown...
You're punishment is unknown...
Glory to the big bully system
bbc
August 23rd, 2021.
Perth, Australia.
You have been caught looking outside while having a positive COVID-19 test.
The penalty is fourteen days in the quarantine camp.
Your family will be rewarded for reporting you to us.
Glory to Australia. G'day mate.