Back to the Future time travel rules: There is only one universe. What is changed in the past changes the future. Time travelers somehow are aware of the changes but everyone else isn't. Star Trek Time Travel Rules: Multiverse. There exists an infinite amount of universes. Travelling back in time doesn't change the history of the original universe. It creates a new timeline in a different universe. Futurama Rules: What happens in the past always happens in the past. If you travel to the past, you will not alter history. What you do you already did, but you don't know you did it, because you have not yet done it in the past. Terminator Genisys: All of the Above.
The timeline eventually just collapses as Terminators fill up EVERY - POSSIBLE - MOMENT in the timeline. Also, can the Resistance still even WIN the war now? In 2029, 2034, or whenever?
I just realised... That red vest Jay is wearing - that is the same one we see Rich wear in a few videos. On Rich it looks snug and tight. On Jay it looks six sizes too large. That is hilarious, actually.
"Should've sent a T1000 back to when she was an infant." Epic movie. It's 1973. A naked man comes out of a sphere and murders a baby. Credits roll. Anyone who dares to ask WTF that was all about, must be forced to watch the current franchise in its entirety. Nobody asks another question ever again. Period.
DarkMatter2525 James Cameron in headcanon always envisioned that skynet grew a conscience, regretted it's decision to destroy humanity and engineered the resistance and John Connor himself to defeat skynet because it can't self terminate. It's really awesome if you think about it.
***** why not send back the T-1000 back to the first life forms and kill them off, and then no more humans anymore to kill them , ? and that T-1000 can just repopulate the world with robots after figuring out how to mine and build
Lithium Flower 2017-2029. It was originally a training video teaching Terminators about the different between children and teenagers, preparing them for their missions, as seen in the first 2 films. The film was sent back in time with a T-Lindeloff000 to erase the evidence.
This is, without a doubt, one of my favourite videos of all time. It's... it's perfect. The best satire is when the joke is not actually a joke but it COMPLETELY REAL.
TJ Twist X-Men is fairly simple. First Class takes place in 1962, followed by X-Men in the early 2000s. X2 comes a few years later, then Last Stand comes a few years after that. Then The Wolverine happens a few more years after that, and then DOFP in 2024. This creates a new timeline - First Class exists in both timelines. In this new timeline, Apocalypse takes place in 1983, then the new ending we see in DOFP in 2024, then everything all goes to shit again, but it's a much brighter future for humans than DOFP, by the time Logan happens in 2029. However, the samurai sword from The Wolverine is present, so Logan could take place in a third timeline, which is what the studio and Mangold want you to think - as there's also a reference to the first X-Men movie. But Logan could have told Charles about that when he returns to the new timeline. Logan's presence in the timeline is very ambiguous, as is Deadpool's place, as it doesn't fit with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Deadpool and Logan take place in a seperate, but not the same, timeline. Origins is so shit, none of the four timelines want it. Origins can go fuck itself.
There's also the fact that the characters of Deadpool, Angel (Warren Worthington III), and Emma Frost are all represented at vastly different ages across the two timelines. If you remove Origins, you remove the Deadpool & Emma Frost conundrum, but you're still stuck with explaining Angel being a teenager in both 1983 and 2006 or so. I would think it could be two different Angels (in addition to the unrelated female Angel from First Class), if not for the fact that both were named Warren Worthington III.
Yeah, 3 put Doomsday back in, and Salvation was interesting as it finally put you into the aftermath of Doomsday. It wasn't great, but at least interesting.
I love red letter media, but this is beautiful. A marvelous blend of satire, explanation and illustration of points through satire. I'm basically as hard as I can get.
But guys. There is one more important date you missed. 2019. That's the year the Terminator rights revert to James Cameron. Who will then wipe all the movies out of continuity with the exceptions of T1 and T2. Then he will break bank on the merchandising. And go back to "make" his Avatar sequels nobody was asking for.
You would be right. I dont think any of "his" movies are worth a damn, but he was the lead in punch drunk love, the paul thomas Anderson movie and it's legit amazing. Adam Sandler is actually the best part of the movie
Eh... Happy Gilmore was pretty good. Edited to add: Damn. Didn't realize so many other people made similar replies. Heh heh Also, Billy Madison has its moments.
_"But I thought in Terminator 3, they said she was born in 1959"_ _"Uhh . . . let's move on."_ lol. Yeah, fixing a broken timeline is even harder when the movie writers themselves don't care about it.
@@AndyJarman No that was 14 where they time traveled to Back to the Future 7 which was a sequel to Back to the Future 1 and retconned 2 and 3 but set up Back To The Future 4 which chronologically takes place right before Back To The Future 15 which was where Whoopie Goldberg and Gold Member have a love child and that love child has a child with Scott Evil and that child has a child with Marty Mcfly's Great Niece from Back To The Future 6 who time traveled to Back to the Future 18 which is a prequel to Back to the Future 3 since it takes place at the beginning of time with Adam and Eve and Marty Mcfly's Great Niece accidentally kills Eve and has to replace her for the sake of humanity and thus creates a causality loop where the Illuminati follows Marty Mcfly and his family throughout history after Back to the Future 14 where Doc Brown's interracial homosexual love child made the Delorean Time Machine into an RV for a Time Travel Family Roadtrip which set up the crossover with the Family Vacation movie which was a reboot of the first Family Vacation where Marty's son had a kid with Clark's daughter and Marty's grandkid traveled to Back To The Future 15 after the Illuminati killed Marty Mcfly in the reboot of Back to the Future 1 so Marty's grandkid could replace Marty with the love child of Scott Evil and Marty's Great Niece to replace Marty in Back To The Future 1 which explains why Marty Mcfly looks like Seth Green and he will be in Back To The Future 19 which is where the love child of Scott Evil and Marty's Great Niece turns out to be Jesus Christ reincarnated as a transgender Autobot in the next crossover with the Bumblebee Sequel.
RVL480 Van "It's like cinematic calculus!" If the person teaching you has never taken a calculus course in their life, and who was taught by a drunk mute wearing a bandana over their face.
Jeikobu Kooruman: Yeah. Calling this shit cinematic calculus is rather insulting to calculus. At least calculus will begin to make sense after a while.
Calculus has a set of clearly defined rules used to solve problems. Terminator Genisys has a set of vaguely undefined rules used to send this movie into the garbage bin along with your mind once you finish the movie.
I guess this means there's a transdimensional Council of Riches, and the Rich Evans we know (Rich C-137) is the one holdout who refused a seat on the council to be a schlubby hack fraud in Milwaukee.
Just like with Star Wars! A New Hope = We defeated the Empire, awesome! Empire Strikes Back = No, you did not Return of the Jedi = We defeated the Empire, it is over! Force Awakens (30 years later) = No, it was never over Last Jedi = WAT?
I’ve watched this no lie probably 20 plus time and will watch it 20 more times I bet it’s absolutely amazing right next too the darth vader suit explained video
Same here… went back today after quite awhile and was shocked to see this video is 8 years old. I still Love RLM but I wish they did more stuff like this these days
Jonas Bjerregaard It really wasn't hard to follow, it is actually pretty straightforward. They just left some critical information out and some parts of the movie made little sense.
With just two guys and a whiteboard, I have laughed harder than I ever have with most comedians and reviewers online. This is why I love RedLetterMedia.
I don't think she was given an age in the original movie. They just made that age up in later movies. FWIW, Linda Hamilton was 28 in 1984. And Emilia Clarke is 29 now.
How do robots miss. Bullet speed and trajectory isn't that hard to calculate. So a specialised killing machine that misses, is dumb. God damn the first two movies are so good.
This is one of my fave bits. I come back to it after I rewatch Terminator or T2. Just to look at how awful the sequels have been. This vid from Mike and Jay beats any sequel after T2
Do you know what's really stupid about the 'Terminator' sequels? In the first movie, they establish that Time can't be changed. Every thing that happened still happens. If Kyle Reese didn't go back in time, John Connor wouldn't have even existed so Kyle Reese going back in time didn't change anything at all. He always goes back in time and always knocks up Sarah Connor so nothing changes. The sequels go against that by having things change when people and Terminators go back in time, which makes no sense and makes bad movies even worse because they're really stupid.
Harry BuddhaPalm No! Kyle says he comes from one possible future. There are events that always have to happen, Kyle Reese going back in time, John being born, Judgement Day. Anything else can change.
shinmusashi44 Not really. Logically, everything has to play out pretty much exactly the same way every time. On a broad scale, the humans would need to be on the verge of defeating Skynet at very nearly the same time just to have the Terminator and Reese sent back in the first place. And that's just one big thing. There would also be a billion little things that would need to happen to set events in motion. A lost soldier here could imperil another mission there could cause the loss of an important human settlement, etc., etc., etc. Or more simply, look up the butterfly affect. Now, there could be parallel universes where changing a thing creates an all new timeline, but that's a whole other can of worms.
I hope we get another appearance of Science Man and vest kid.
Mitch Gosser Gotta love vest kids dopey facial expression!
SheWhale That's just uncalled for. Jay's retarded facial expressions aren't his fault.
Mitch Gosser They should bring them back for the godawful GitS that's impossible to stop from being made
You mean science man and sailor.
Dork thinks he's gonna drown.
Scientist Man predicted Terminator Dark Fate. Truly a genius of our time.
My god. He truly is the perfect organism.
Maybe scientist man is a T-2500
Kinda reminded me of star trek
He is still waiting for his Royalty check
Not the hero we wanted... the hero we needed... Scientist Man...
How about a terminator goes back to 1992 to kill any future directors of this franchise?
+JesusChrist Jesus Christ.. !!!!
fuckin genius
lol
Pretty sure a terminator was sent back in the early 2000s to kill the franchise.
***** I love the X files. Can't wait to see more. Mulder is always great with his hard on for his work.
RedLetterMedia has taught me that if you don't know how to end a skit, just have one of the characters repeatedly fall and scream in agony.
Loony Tunes was right.
Mike had a god damn thrill ride editing this thing.
Put me in the screencap!
Oh, wait...wrong tab.
So much shot, reverse shot going on in this that it was like I was in a Star Wars prequel!! IT BROKE NEW _GROUUUND!!!_
It shows
Back to the Future time travel rules: There is only one universe. What is changed in the past changes the future. Time travelers somehow are aware of the changes but everyone else isn't.
Star Trek Time Travel Rules: Multiverse. There exists an infinite amount of universes. Travelling back in time doesn't change the history of the original universe. It creates a new timeline in a different universe.
Futurama Rules: What happens in the past always happens in the past. If you travel to the past, you will not alter history. What you do you already did, but you don't know you did it, because you have not yet done it in the past.
Terminator Genisys: All of the Above.
Hidious Vanity Terminator time travel rules: Fuck everything.
Hidious Vanity Terminator Rules: THERE'S NO RULES! COME ON!
+George Baum There were rules. That's gone now.
+Hidious Vanity Terminator Genisys: Rules? No, BLAM BLAM TERMINATOR BLAM
+Hidious Vanity Timerider rules: Just plain silly.
It's so dense, every single year has so many terminators going on.
*Tryinators
What is it with Ricks?
@@darkphq In the next movie John Connor is going to be sold to white slavers. This is only speculation though (but it's definitely going to happen).
The timeline eventually just collapses as Terminators fill up EVERY - POSSIBLE - MOMENT in the timeline.
Also, can the Resistance still even WIN the war now? In 2029, 2034, or whenever?
fuck you rick burman!
Marty McJay
J Wizard Phoenix Jay McFly
***** I'm a fly over cow. MOO!
J Wizard Phoenix Jay McBau
J Wizard Phoenix Marty confirmed for Mcgay
J Wizard Phoenix That's right, Jay
I just realised... That red vest Jay is wearing - that is the same one we see Rich wear in a few videos. On Rich it looks snug and tight. On Jay it looks six sizes too large.
That is hilarious, actually.
Can I live in your basement, rent free?
Rich Evans*
Rick is rather... portly.
Well it was designed for the T1000000000000 mimetic polyalloy nuclear fusion monster that's as big as the sun.
I noticed Jay lost a low of weight. Go back some years aND we was getting pretty big and disheveled.
Good job jay
I fell asleep watching TH-cam and woke up in the middle of this video. I thought I was having a stroke.
DPC long ones
😂
"Should've sent a T1000 back to when she was an infant."
Epic movie. It's 1973. A naked man comes out of a sphere and murders a baby. Credits roll. Anyone who dares to ask WTF that was all about, must be forced to watch the current franchise in its entirety. Nobody asks another question ever again. Period.
DarkMatter2525
noice
DarkMatter2525 James Cameron in headcanon always envisioned that skynet grew a conscience, regretted it's decision to destroy humanity and engineered the resistance and John Connor himself to defeat skynet because it can't self terminate. It's really awesome if you think about it.
DarkMatter2525 Should have made the T-1000 some bald, atheist TH-camr who draws cartoons and guests on the GodDamn Podcast. I'd watch that movie.
***** why not send back the T-1000 back to the first life forms and kill them off, and then no more humans anymore to kill them , ? and that T-1000 can just repopulate the world with robots after figuring out how to mine and build
DarkMatter2525 You're not funny.
So where does Boyhood fit into all of this?
Lithium Flower In the trash bin, preferably.
***** no
Lithium Flower I know!! It took 12 years to make!!!
Lithium Flower 2017-2029. It was originally a training video teaching Terminators about the different between children and teenagers, preparing them for their missions, as seen in the first 2 films. The film was sent back in time with a T-Lindeloff000 to erase the evidence.
Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
how does Indiana Jones 5 fit in all of this
Cyborg! Part time.
hehe
***** Indiana Jones is like poetry...he rhymes.
In this Indiana Jones 5 timeline, is Finkel Einhorn?
it's between t2 and Sarah Conner Chronicles
"Our last movie was trash, perhaps if we make the next one worse then it will look good by comparison"
"Now let's keep doing that"
My god, you've cracked the movie franchise formula
Uncontrollable laughter immediately at Jay's absolute dead inside stare while in the oversized vest
The comically oversized vest really makes the whole sketch.
i think its a normal sized vest but they put it on Jay Bauman
This is, without a doubt, one of my favourite videos of all time. It's... it's perfect.
The best satire is when the joke is not actually a joke but it COMPLETELY REAL.
I'm worried about my health as I age. Please take care of me!
Christ! Let's just agree Terminator was the original timeline and then in Terminator 2, they saved the world for good and call it a day.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
FUCKTHEPAINAWAY
.I.(T.T).I.
The most disappointing thing since my son.
what else is in the TEACHES OF PEACHES, it's SEX ON THE BEEEAACHES!
Holy shit, this episode predicted the reboot Dark Fate
The movies are so bad that ridiculous joke predictions are coming true.
these guys predicted most of the solo movie as well
jay's giant red puffy vest is so hilarious, recently realized how ridiculously big it is
He reminds me of Marty McFly.
I think It gets bigger as the video progressed
Thanks Scientist Man!
TheAeroGrunt doot doot
Now I finally understand!
+TheAeroGrunt you should subscribe
+TCG Syphax You're alive?
TheAeroGrunt destiny consumed me, but i have broken free.
Please, please, PLEASE do one of these for the X-Men franchise!
Wow. The X-men timelines might be just as mind blowing. Watch out!
I want to see Rich and Jack try to explain the Zelda Timeline
TJ Twist X-Men is fairly simple. First Class takes place in 1962, followed by X-Men in the early 2000s. X2 comes a few years later, then Last Stand comes a few years after that. Then The Wolverine happens a few more years after that, and then DOFP in 2024. This creates a new timeline - First Class exists in both timelines. In this new timeline, Apocalypse takes place in 1983, then the new ending we see in DOFP in 2024, then everything all goes to shit again, but it's a much brighter future for humans than DOFP, by the time Logan happens in 2029. However, the samurai sword from The Wolverine is present, so Logan could take place in a third timeline, which is what the studio and Mangold want you to think - as there's also a reference to the first X-Men movie. But Logan could have told Charles about that when he returns to the new timeline. Logan's presence in the timeline is very ambiguous, as is Deadpool's place, as it doesn't fit with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Deadpool and Logan take place in a seperate, but not the same, timeline. Origins is so shit, none of the four timelines want it. Origins can go fuck itself.
There's also the fact that the characters of Deadpool, Angel (Warren Worthington III), and Emma Frost are all represented at vastly different ages across the two timelines. If you remove Origins, you remove the Deadpool & Emma Frost conundrum, but you're still stuck with explaining Angel being a teenager in both 1983 and 2006 or so. I would think it could be two different Angels (in addition to the unrelated female Angel from First Class), if not for the fact that both were named Warren Worthington III.
Yes! Especially now, with Dark Phoenix throwing gasoline on the clusterfuck bonfire.
Based on every piece of information, it should be renamed Time Paradox: The Movie.
Vit Kozusky PIME TARADOX
Punksthetic SNAKE! YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
Punksthetic In the Terminator universe, PT is actually called TP.
Vit Kozusky Why are you everywhere?
Maestro Gee I am???
Timeline continuity error at 5:12. The white board is blank in that shot. WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?!
I love how scientist man's sanity slowly unravels
Wow... I did not realize what a chronological clusterfuck the Terminator franchise had become.
DragonmanX90 I
It ends at 2, no other movies happened NONE
Only the last movie fucks up the timeline. The rest is perfectly fine
Yeah, 3 put Doomsday back in, and Salvation was interesting as it finally put you into the aftermath of Doomsday. It wasn't great, but at least interesting.
The writers sat down and thought "how can we screw this up enough so that Emilia Clark will stop whining about how her character isn't a Mary Sue
I love red letter media, but this is beautiful. A marvelous blend of satire, explanation and illustration of points through satire. I'm basically as hard as I can get.
Why the "but"?
@@samuelperezgarcia i was gonna ask the exact same thing.
Linus D N Love turned into lust
Its not technically satire they are just mocking the absurdity of the timeline
@@samuelperezgarcia -I love red letter media butt. This is beautiful
But, to be real, the whole story ended with T2 and Im ok with that. It was an ending that left nothing to be said. Done. Fuck everything after that.
Stefan J.D. You should see the original ending from t2, it brings closure from all this cluster fuck of timelines
I love how Jay starts as seemingly a slack jawed idiot, but is completely as competant as Scientist Man.
He correctly predicted that Terminator Dark Fate would be about the girl version of John Connor.
So what you're saying is.....what?...
byronvisiado09 Exactly
byronvisiado09 I think that Terminator Genisys SUCKS.
byronvisiado09 Boyhood took 12 years to make! What don't you get!?!
any questions?
byronvisiado09 Why is Terminator so fucking complicated?? Stop using time travel you hacks!
But guys. There is one more important date you missed.
2019.
That's the year the Terminator rights revert to James Cameron. Who will then wipe all the movies out of continuity with the exceptions of T1 and T2. Then he will break bank on the merchandising. And go back to "make" his Avatar sequels nobody was asking for.
Holy crap you called it.
Norgorber
Well yeah, he’s John Connor come from the distant future of next Tuesday
holy crap
Holy shit dude
Are you from the future? :O
Man and this isn't even including The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
nunouno001 Or the spin off erotic piece "The Sarah Connor Conicals"
nunouno001 Or Terminator 2 3-D from Universal Studios.
nunouno001 or lady terminator
nunouno001 Or Robocop vs Terminator.
***** Or the spin off erotic piece "Terminator Salivation"
I just love how it just devolves into them legitimately trying to figure out the time line.
You guys squeezed more comedy in a 12 min video then Adam Sandler in his entire career.
@@Leon_der_Luftige Happy Gilmore is a good time. I don't like Adam Sandler but I can enjoy a few of his movies
Hey let happy Gilmore be happy! But Adam sandler is a weird actor. I wonder what happy Gilmore is doing though with his career?
Than*
You would be right. I dont think any of "his" movies are worth a damn, but he was the lead in punch drunk love, the paul thomas Anderson movie and it's legit amazing. Adam Sandler is actually the best part of the movie
Eh... Happy Gilmore was pretty good.
Edited to add: Damn. Didn't realize so many other people made similar replies. Heh heh
Also, Billy Madison has its moments.
_"But I thought in Terminator 3, they said she was born in 1959"_
_"Uhh . . . let's move on."_
lol. Yeah, fixing a broken timeline is even harder when the movie writers themselves don't care about it.
I want more of Scientist man.
Jay's fucking face in this, I jst can't stop laughing
What do you mean? He always looks like that!
Right? the bewilderment look haha
His dopey stare off into space kills me.
love it lol.
Why is Seth Green dressed like Marty Mcfly?
@@AndyJarman No that was 14 where they time traveled to Back to the Future 7 which was a sequel to Back to the Future 1 and retconned 2 and 3 but set up Back To The Future 4 which chronologically takes place right before Back To The Future 15 which was where Whoopie Goldberg and Gold Member have a love child and that love child has a child with Scott Evil and that child has a child with Marty Mcfly's Great Niece from Back To The Future 6 who time traveled to Back to the Future 18 which is a prequel to Back to the Future 3 since it takes place at the beginning of time with Adam and Eve and Marty Mcfly's Great Niece accidentally kills Eve and has to replace her for the sake of humanity and thus creates a causality loop where the Illuminati follows Marty Mcfly and his family throughout history after Back to the Future 14 where Doc Brown's interracial homosexual love child made the Delorean Time Machine into an RV for a Time Travel Family Roadtrip which set up the crossover with the Family Vacation movie which was a reboot of the first Family Vacation where Marty's son had a kid with Clark's daughter and Marty's grandkid traveled to Back To The Future 15 after the Illuminati killed Marty Mcfly in the reboot of Back to the Future 1 so Marty's grandkid could replace Marty with the love child of Scott Evil and Marty's Great Niece to replace Marty in Back To The Future 1 which explains why Marty Mcfly looks like Seth Green and he will be in Back To The Future 19 which is where the love child of Scott Evil and Marty's Great Niece turns out to be Jesus Christ reincarnated as a transgender Autobot in the next crossover with the Bumblebee Sequel.
@@waltermalone216 You win the internet.
ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN GREAT
It's like cinematic calculus!
Calculus makes much more sense than this screenwriting diarrhea.
True.
RVL480 Van "It's like cinematic calculus!" If the person teaching you has never taken a calculus course in their life, and who was taught by a drunk mute wearing a bandana over their face.
Jeikobu Kooruman: Yeah. Calling this shit cinematic calculus is rather insulting to calculus. At least calculus will begin to make sense after a while.
Calculus has a set of clearly defined rules used to solve problems. Terminator Genisys has a set of vaguely undefined rules used to send this movie into the garbage bin along with your mind once you finish the movie.
Jay. Jay. Jay we gotta go - (burp) we gotta go make a new video Jay
DrillBro
Rick is probably less of a drunkard than Mike.
diehounderdoggenalt Rick? Like Rick Berman?
GodzillaGuy92 Is that a Meseeks joke from Rick and Morty?
I guess this means there's a transdimensional Council of Riches, and the Rich Evans we know (Rich C-137) is the one holdout who refused a seat on the council to be a schlubby hack fraud in Milwaukee.
GodzillaGuy92
Council of Mikes doesn't rhyme with Council of Ricks.
This deserves a TH-cam Oscar for best editing.
That young man with the mighty big life preserver just predicted Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny time travel plot! 12:23
It sounds prophetic, but if you say about any franchise that they're going to end up using a time travel plot device, you're probably right
“This is just speculation but it’s definitely going to happen”
Did you know Boyhood took 12 years to make?
***** To make what?
I laughed so hard I cried and then I burned my copy of Terminator 3: Abortion Clinic.
it's so dense, every timeline has so many things going on
its stylistically designed to be that way
Daniel Alm We may have gone too far in some places
I'm starting to see things I recognize
It's like poetry they rhyme
And then the Goongas
It's time for a new scientist man, we need you to explain Terminator dark fate to us!
This is the weirdest Rick and Morty episode I've seen yet.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
High ground
Rick isn't drunk, he's just hungover... that's why it's so confusing...
What is it with Ricks?
I can't believe in 2 years nobody made this reply.
But the most interesting
The good movies are rendered pointless. Splendid!
Oh and T3 also.
No, that's not allowed.
Just like with Star Wars!
A New Hope = We defeated the Empire, awesome!
Empire Strikes Back = No, you did not
Return of the Jedi = We defeated the Empire, it is over!
Force Awakens (30 years later) = No, it was never over
Last Jedi = WAT?
Also see: Star Trek.
Actually the galaxy had 30 years of peace after return of the Jedi so it was over for some time
I think this is the most I've ever laughed at an RLM video.
***** Whatever idiot, I'm making pasta.
***** The Tryminator bit gave me a proper loud laugh.
It wouldn't be called "Dollar Store Cashier Wife", it would be called "Fuck off Ghost!"
+FlyingOverTr0ut Same here, man
So the T-1 Billion is Unicron?
holy shit the entire terminator franchise is just one big transformers prequel!!!
Never underestimate the power of the unicorn ponnies.
OMG hahAHAHAHAAA!
I’ve watched this no lie probably 20 plus time and will watch it 20 more times I bet it’s absolutely amazing right next too the darth vader suit explained video
Same here… went back today after quite awhile and was shocked to see this video is 8 years old. I still
Love RLM but I wish they did more stuff like this these days
I think this will forever be one of my favorite RLM bits, the number of times i watched it borders on madness!! 😂
Where does Clayfighter 2: Judgement Clay fall into this timeline?
I love this back and forth between Mike and Jay .... Mike should do more of the "Scientist Man" explanation of various videos!
The best part is “you have any more questions little boy? One thing to keep in mind, Sir…”
Jay's Back to the Future outfit is about the only thing that makes sense in this😂
First we had Doc and Marty
Then we had Rick and Morty
Now we have Dick and Shorty
They may not be what we need, but they are what we deserve
This was in my "Science" recommendations on TH-cam...
He is a scientist.
@@ClaytonHoward 😅😂🤣😂😅
😅😅🤣😂😅
Wait? What about Terminator Salvation? How does it fit into these timelines?
Erased by time paradox
Murcia doxial Erased by genisys
Murcia doxial Then Marty Mcfly slayed the Jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Um where does the Sarah Connor Chronicles fit into this?
Andrew Byron If the shallow grave has done its job, nowhere.
Let's hope the Space Cop timeline doesn't get this out of hand in future installments.
+Pet Shop Let's hope it does.
The vest is the best thing in this video
need moar scientist man and lifejacket boy.
I haven't seen the movie yet, but this makes it sound like Damon Lindelof had something to do with the scriptwriting! :O
Jonas Bjerregaard Well, at least the other two members of the hack trio aren't writing anymore. Thankfully.
Jonas Bjerregaard It really wasn't hard to follow, it is actually pretty straightforward. They just left some critical information out and some parts of the movie made little sense.
Just send, like, 25 terminators back to the 1800's, and have them build skynet and take over the world.
With just two guys and a whiteboard, I have laughed harder than I ever have with most comedians and reviewers online. This is why I love RedLetterMedia.
Fun fact: Jays vest is the screen used one in Back to the Future.
More scientist man please.
Been binging the channel and stuff I haven't seen keeps showing up.
One of the best on youtube imo
At 5:12 of the video they used record from the begining of the vid. There is noting written on the Board. "Young boy" travel to pass
There's only so much that you can do in post-production.
***** realy... no shtt... watch my food videos on facebook "sasina kuhinja"
It's an alternative timeline.
XalphYT Lmfao what? Nobody wants to watch your shitty countries shitty food being made.
Jay is a time traveler sent back in time to protect rich evans. he's the key to all of this if we can get him to work.
You know you're fan when you're a fully grown man and the instant you see Jay McFly you go "Awwww"
scientist man is one of my favorite bits i want to return
This is one of my favorite RLM videos.
I love how they seem to sincerely be trying to figure it out, almost unironically. Very well done!
Great Scott.
this small boy is a great addition to the RLM repertoire
And along comes "Terminator Dark Stool" to fuck it up even more.
I just started watching this channel, and this is my favorite episode. I love the cut scenes when something couldn't be fully explained.
I'm sorry, you lost me at 0:01.
Didn't realize how dumb this movie was when I saw it, but my brain did.
Great video
This is the perfect RLM video to have on in the background.
In the foreground, too.
Spoilers they got it right, gender swap really happens !! in 2019 !!
All your questions have been great.
Spoiler alert for Terminator 8. Scientist man created Skynet
Sarah Connor was 19 in the original? She wasn't even remotely passable as a 20 year old.
I don't think she was given an age in the original movie. They just made that age up in later movies. FWIW, Linda Hamilton was 28 in 1984. And Emilia Clarke is 29 now.
kalibos she looked 15 in Genisys lol
John in T2 was 10 but the actor playing him was 14.
I figured she was mid 20’s when terminator 1 happens.
@@JJAB91 I thought he was suppose to be 12. 1997 minus 1985. 12.
Can you update these timelines for 2023?
How do robots miss. Bullet speed and trajectory isn't that hard to calculate. So a specialised killing machine that misses, is dumb.
God damn the first two movies are so good.
Assuming they know the characteristics of each ammo manufacturer and the specs for the batch they were using.
I love Jay's expressions in this bit. It's fucking hilarious. And "Scientist Man" is my favorite super hero.
This is one of my fave bits. I come back to it after I rewatch Terminator or T2. Just to look at how awful the sequels have been. This vid from Mike and Jay beats any sequel after T2
It's so dense there is so much happening in every whiteboard in this lecture.
It makes even more sense if you re-watch it on 2X speed!
I want to see scientist man explain the rise of Skywalker
You fucking called it
the trailer should have ended with "Terminator: Dark Fate; Just turn off your brain"
The best explanation I’ve seen on why backwards time travel is impossible and would implode the universe.
The Mimetic Polyalloy Nuclear Fusion Monster idea was significantly better than what we actually got in Dark Fate.
Do you know what's really stupid about the 'Terminator' sequels? In the first movie, they establish that Time can't be changed. Every thing that happened still happens. If Kyle Reese didn't go back in time, John Connor wouldn't have even existed so Kyle Reese going back in time didn't change anything at all. He always goes back in time and always knocks up Sarah Connor so nothing changes. The sequels go against that by having things change when people and Terminators go back in time, which makes no sense and makes bad movies even worse because they're really stupid.
Harry BuddhaPalm Terminator was the perfect movie in terms of time travel.
But the dumb fanboys want more Terminator movies. There is more money to made.
Harry BuddhaPalm No! Kyle says he comes from one possible future. There are events that always have to happen, Kyle Reese going back in time, John being born, Judgement Day. Anything else can change.
shinmusashi44 Not really. Logically, everything has to play out pretty much exactly the same way every time. On a broad scale, the humans would need to be on the verge of defeating Skynet at very nearly the same time just to have the Terminator and Reese sent back in the first place. And that's just one big thing. There would also be a billion little things that would need to happen to set events in motion. A lost soldier here could imperil another mission there could cause the loss of an important human settlement, etc., etc., etc. Or more simply, look up the butterfly affect.
Now, there could be parallel universes where changing a thing creates an all new timeline, but that's a whole other can of worms.
"That's the wrong movie.... that's Indiana Jones!" lmao xD
LOL... I just spit coke on my monitor.... "The size of the sun!" *SIZE COMPARISON*
I like to come back to this every couple months because it's so funny
"But he's a different guy!"