The Cinemassacre Podcast is every Tuesday around 3pm-4pm ET... with the audio-only version launching afterwards. Find it wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for listening!
Usually don't comment on anything but I really like the podcast! Feel like it fills the void that was left after rental reviews ended. Hope it goes on for a while!🤘
Hey James/Kieran/Justin just wanted to say this podcast has been something I've learned to look forward to on Tuesdays now and that I hope you keep it going. It's awesome. I love the stories. Keep being awesome all of you.
8:00 The plasma ball from atmospheric re-entry isn't caused by simply entering the atmosphere. It's caused by entering the atmosphere at extreme speeds, well beyond terminal velocity, at the speeds necessary to maintain orbit. Weather balloons do indeed exit 99% of the atmosphere, but they are not orbiting around the Earth. Because of this when they drop they can only go as fast as terminal velocity. You need a rocket to accelerate you after exiting the atmosphere up to orbital speeds in order to then have a plasma ball when re-entering the atmosphere.
@@JesseSwaney Honestly I think i had a similar understanding of this back before I learned to play Kerbal Space Program. 😅 Probably influenced by typical depictions of spaceflight in movies, something Cinemamassacre is probably influenced by themselves.
You can't escape the earth space doesn't exist, the earth is flat and covered by a dome put there by the Almighty Creator the blue you see when in the sky is actually the dome that's why you can't see through it, they don't tell you about the dome to hide the Creator.
@@JakeNukem89 right they're the most dull people! They might be real nice and I'm sure they're cool people but they're duller then a butter knife scratched across pavement.
IF you do a James bond Episode: you could do the james bond intro , and cut to james (as the nerd) in a shooting range shooting the game with a Walther PPK (Bond's trademark gun) Or. get in contact with someone who works with laser cutters and cut the game in half "I dont expect you to be fun, i expect you to DIE!"
Since James likes Crichton, he should read Devolution by Max Brooks, who also penned World War Z. It's about Bigfoot, and an excellent read. It's fiction.
For lesser foam just put the glass as horizontally as you can and as the beer pours move the glass vertically slowly. great podcast! Love you guys, great content as always!!
You guys talked about the Jersey Devil, what about a game review of the Jersey Devil video game? I think it was on the PS1. Don't know if you have it though, but I think that could be a fun review.
Am really loving the podcast and look forward to watching it every week to make the work day go by a little bit easier. Thanks guys, appreciate what you are doing!
You could fill a cartridge with Tannerite, it explodes when you shoot it! Also, Vegas has that one range where you can use flamethrowers, howitzers, tanks, etc
You should do a review on "Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel" on PS2 or OG Xbox. I think it would be pretty cool, and should be an interesting topic to talk about. Since it was one of the last games in the series made by Interplay, the company that created the IP.
I would watch that. I wonder what his experience with Fallout and Elder Scrolls is, I don't think I've ever heard him mention those series and they are massive ips.
About Bigfoot… look up Portlock, Alaska. It predates the Patterson film by decades, and the natives in the surrounding area have stories much older than that.
I hope they do that once a month Mario party stream/video thing where they play through all the Mario parties till they reach the current one and maybe play through all the boards
Guys it's 3 am and I'm in a frameless mindstate that allowed me to come up with this concept JAMES NOW HAS TO COVER HIS THEME SONG ON GUITAR. Hopefully with original musician as well.
Not gonna lie, I just started watching and seeing the long shot without Jon was pretty sad. Love you all though, you guys are the best. P.s I wanna get baked with Beeran
The Barrens was a top-notch psychological horror flick about the Jersey Devil legend. The creature effects were phenomenal and the overall atmosphere was as bleak as could be. I recommend it to anyone who's into anything cryptid-related or just into Urban Legends in general.
There is just 1 actively erupting volcano in Iceland currently, it started erupting in March and is still going. There are several "sleeping" ones but you won't get any lava from them.
i got some game destruction ideas. idk if any of these ideas were done. hot knife challenge, boiling a game, driving over a game, put a game in cement, putting a game in a cannon, putting a game in a tornado, put a game in a blender, put a game in a washing machine
I don't know what your next Cinemassacre Video episodes will cover, but could you guys do an episode on the movie, Heavy Metal (1981)? I'd love to get your perspective on that movie especially since it involves weird sci-fi fantasy and rock music.
When y'all were talking Big Foot and the folks involved potentially staying quiet due to a practical joke becoming a legend, I was almost expecting someone to suggest a movie based around that very idea.
I have had mead a few times at a Medieval event here in the UK and it was really nice. Strong too! So just depends what you get and where tbh like everything else.
Guinness cans have already a "mechanism" to make it be served pressurized James, you can check it in internet, if you open an empty Guiness can, you'll see a white "ping Pong" ball that makes the magic. You’re not supposed to drink it from the can directly. Well, technically you CAN (pun intended) but it’s unconventional. The cans are pressurized by having liquid nitrogen added into them during manufacturing. In turn, the nitrogen will vaporize once the can is sealed and enter the plastic ball through a small entrance alongside some beer. Thus, upon cracking open a can of Guinness, the high pressure from within the widget forces the nitrogen out into the beer, ultimately creating that creamy head
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of barpersons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Additionally we don't serve beer at room temperatur in the UK we serve it at cellar temperature, we also age our IPAs (like they should be) a young IPA is like a young whisky it's just an aberration.
I always hated the flavour of beer(I'm in the U.S. so all a drank was U.S. beers to this point) and would only drink beer if it was an Ultra Lite/Light variant. Then a couple years ago a friend told me I wasn't drinking the right beers and introduced me to German beer... I found I love actual beer.
The Cinemassacre Podcast is every Tuesday around 3pm-4pm ET... with the audio-only version launching afterwards. Find it wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for listening!
Timecodes Please
Water jet a game.
About dropping game into lava
Molten brass kinda looks like lava
Also woodchipper would work well
Have the giant gundam in Japan step on a game.
make a AVGN FPS game with doom engine!!
Ken Silverman's Build Engine, like Duke3D or more recently, like Ion Maiden!
I second this. I could make the maps too (if i get access to AVGN textures)
With Pepsiman as one of the bosses!
@@DailyCorvid build engine could be tricky tho....
No
13th Warrior is freakin amazing and underrated.
🤘🏼Hail!
For sure
I agree
I loved this movie. A classic for Banderas.
Well well, funny seeing you here 🤘
“Not bad” he says while holding a cup of foam 😂
"Do you actually like games"
"No"
Well James might be the Angry Video Game Nerd for real lol
you don't say.
"Yes and no"*
he should go to the arcade and play 4 player simultaneously
Bad games are destroyed so that they can’t hurt anyone ever again
No
Usually don't comment on anything but I really like the podcast! Feel like it fills the void that was left after rental reviews ended. Hope it goes on for a while!🤘
Miss rental reviews
About that…
Hey James/Kieran/Justin just wanted to say this podcast has been something I've learned to look forward to on Tuesdays now and that I hope you keep it going. It's awesome. I love the stories. Keep being awesome all of you.
Because destroying the things we love is what humans do best. 🖤
* Laughs meekly in sad silent agreement *
@@DailyCorvid I dont get it
Hearing them brain storm future nerd episodes is fascinating.
8:00 The plasma ball from atmospheric re-entry isn't caused by simply entering the atmosphere. It's caused by entering the atmosphere at extreme speeds, well beyond terminal velocity, at the speeds necessary to maintain orbit. Weather balloons do indeed exit 99% of the atmosphere, but they are not orbiting around the Earth. Because of this when they drop they can only go as fast as terminal velocity.
You need a rocket to accelerate you after exiting the atmosphere up to orbital speeds in order to then have a plasma ball when re-entering the atmosphere.
Thank you. I cringed way too hard during these conversations. Especially the pseudoscience Bigfoot nonsense.
@@JesseSwaney Honestly I think i had a similar understanding of this back before I learned to play Kerbal Space Program. 😅 Probably influenced by typical depictions of spaceflight in movies, something Cinemamassacre is probably influenced by themselves.
You can't escape the earth space doesn't exist, the earth is flat and covered by a dome put there by the Almighty Creator the blue you see when in the sky is actually the dome that's why you can't see through it, they don't tell you about the dome to hide the Creator.
@@thejabisthemarkofthebeast8244 this makes total sense..what else ?
James, dude, you have to get your dad on one show. Please, we all need to meet the man, the myth, the legend.
He's gotta be better then those other 2 guys. He might have some personality or be interesting
Avgn the legacy episode.
@@JakeNukem89 right they're the most dull people! They might be real nice and I'm sure they're cool people but they're duller then a butter knife scratched across pavement.
a simple one I'm surprised James never did in the old days or yall never did is just stuff the cartridge with fireworks and light it up.
Also they should have attached et to a rocket and sent it back to space. Get an Atari ET into orbit.
Would've been perfect for Independence Day
uh, im pretty sure ive seen this somewhere?
whenever i think of lava i think of marble zone in sonic 1 - cue epic soundtrack
Not epic if it's the european 50 Hz version.
The 13th Warrior is awesome holds up even to this day
Understatement of the year award nominee:
"Video games stress me out" -AVGN
Ironic considering they’re meant to relieve stress.
@@Miadaskate Hard games create stress.
Thermite is flashy, or liquid nitrogen and a hammer would be cool, lol.
Acid would be cool. Melt a game.
Thermite paint!!!
Melt T2 cartridge in a forge hot metal
IF you do a James bond Episode: you could do the james bond intro , and cut to james (as the nerd) in a shooting range shooting the game with a Walther PPK (Bond's trademark gun) Or. get in contact with someone who works with laser cutters and cut the game in half "I dont expect you to be fun, i expect you to DIE!"
that sounds awesome! the ppk is a great suggestion but what about some kind of replica golden gun with all the goofy mcguyver parts?
No, do the gun barrel sequence with a Zapper.
I loved maniac mansion
But it’s be funny to see you microwave it, like the hamster in the game
James went full Rogan talking about apes.
Someone should start a topic about the moon landing lol
Kieran is a Bigfoot. Why else would he know so much.
Why do they get foot room and James doesn't. Seems strange 🤔
In a rage, my mom tried to destroy my QuackShot cartridge by stomping and jumping on it, but she failed luckily.
Scrooge Mcduck style XD
@@NocturneJester She's a delight.
I don’t know why exactly, but I loved that game as a kid. I’m glad to hear it survived the stomping!
James also predates RLM in destroying bad movies with the TMNT 3 review
They should get james on an episode of best of the worst
I think James's edit of films is one topic he should talk more about, it is super entertaining
"Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence" that can be a dangerous philosophy to follow at times my friend.
Since James likes Crichton, he should read Devolution by Max Brooks, who also penned World War Z. It's about Bigfoot, and an excellent read. It's fiction.
Bro you had me at Bigfoot!!!
Just reserved it from the library. Thank you for the lead. Max Brooks is as brilliant as his father is funny.
The Podcast was a great way for Justin and Kieran to grow on people.
They are till small! In fact they're 2foot2 I l'm 12foot6!
"What are you a 70 year old man?" Did you forget he's the Refreshing Old Man?
7:38 when you'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear, but reality sets in
I'm from Portland and saying Bigfoot not being real is FIGHTING WORDS! I'M COMING FOR YOUuuuuuu!
I'm watching in 144 on my phone and keep thinking there's 4 rabbits in a hutch under the table 😂
The Whoopie Cushion skit in I Think You Should Leave is one of my favorites. That show has some really hilarious hit skits.
i swear its always 10% james talking, 95% kieran talking, and 0% justin Lol
You know it's bad when Justin of all people has no room to speak. Kieran was just like Tony, both ruined what could've been fairly decent shows
Somewhere warm: where the lava flows like wine... I'm talking about a little place called Iceland!
For lesser foam just put the glass as horizontally as you can and as the beer pours move the glass vertically slowly. great podcast! Love you guys, great content as always!!
You guys talked about the Jersey Devil, what about a game review of the Jersey Devil video game? I think it was on the PS1. Don't know if you have it though, but I think that could be a fun review.
I do like that desk you got going on along with the brick background. Reminds me of a concert, comedy or fight night.
Nice one Nerd! Thoughtful content that's a great piece. Enjoy muchly lol thank you man, kudos.
Okay if Cinemassacre starts doing all these weird urban legend stuff I'm all for it
I like how the monkey crying is the most replayed part in this video.
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Am really loving the podcast and look forward to watching it every week to make the work day go by a little bit easier. Thanks guys, appreciate what you are doing!
as someone that works at a bar, the way you guys poured the beer gave me anxiety 😂
the beer foam, you wanted to say 😁
The day Cinemassacre Podcast graces your TH-cam page is the best day of your week, but for me it was Tuesday.
You could fill a cartridge with Tannerite, it explodes when you shoot it! Also, Vegas has that one range where you can use flamethrowers, howitzers, tanks, etc
On this episode, James shoots down all of Kiernans ideas.
Had a friend that would crush controllers into the CRT we were playing on. Hope he's okay 👌
He was never ok
@@CMCAdvanced Correct
I hope you’re still considering do another season of Board James. It still has lots of potential
You should do a review on "Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel" on PS2 or OG Xbox. I think it would be pretty cool, and should be an interesting topic to talk about. Since it was one of the last games in the series made by Interplay, the company that created the IP.
I would watch that. I wonder what his experience with Fallout and Elder Scrolls is, I don't think I've ever heard him mention those series and they are massive ips.
I'd watch this too
And depending on his thoughts that could be the episode were he Nukes a game
I was sad when the Amiga32 died, lol.. I've been wanting one, it's like my Holy Grail for a CD version of Amiga Lemmings (not kidding)
Haven't you guys ever poured some beer in a glass? 😂
They have, you just don't know how Guinness is supposed to be poured.
Smashing the NWC Gold Cart with a hammer. That drove Pat to insanity.
The gamecube on the background! Love this podcast more for that!
About Bigfoot… look up Portlock, Alaska. It predates the Patterson film by decades, and the natives in the surrounding area have stories much older than that.
I hope they do that once a month Mario party stream/video thing where they play through all the Mario parties till they reach the current one and maybe play through all the boards
Wow, Demolition Man video game, that's a unlocked memory for me. I remember having it for the Sega CD. That would be a great AVGN episode, haha.
I think a James review of Weird NJ could be interesting. Love to hear about your childhood and interests.
There's a documentary on Hulu called "Sasquatch" where they talk about the Patterson film. Very interesting I recommend.
Guys it's 3 am and I'm in a frameless mindstate that allowed me to come up with this concept
JAMES NOW HAS TO COVER HIS THEME SONG ON GUITAR. Hopefully with original musician as well.
Destroy a game by having Justin eat it.
Someone needs to fill Kieran in on the concept of terminal velocity
Someone needs to send Kieran back to science class
Someone needs to remove him from the podcast.
I feel like every Cinemassacre podcast is a relaxing step out of reality. I love it!
Not gonna lie, I just started watching and seeing the long shot without Jon was pretty sad. Love you all though, you guys are the best.
P.s I wanna get baked with Beeran
BTW Demolition Man part II is in the works, Stallone will be in it also, he mentioned so on his instagram video post.
“I think big foot IS blurry and that’s even more terrifying. There’s a large, out of focus creature...”
The Barrens was a top-notch psychological horror flick about the Jersey Devil legend. The creature effects were phenomenal and the overall atmosphere was as bleak as could be. I recommend it to anyone who's into anything cryptid-related or just into Urban Legends in general.
There is just 1 actively erupting volcano in Iceland currently, it started erupting in March and is still going. There are several "sleeping" ones but you won't get any lava from them.
Born in 80. Lucky kid checking in.
If James wants to feel like he's there, he needs to be in VR.
Demolition Ranch collaboration!!!
.50 caliber + a NES equals total destruction!
Kitchener, Ontario has 2nd largest Oktoberfest in the world. Hope to see you guys there one year!!
Love the start james! Lol "video games stress me out"😂❤
I always remember Mighty Ducks 2 when someone mentions Iceland and/or Greenland
My new favourite podcast
i got some game destruction ideas. idk if any of these ideas were done. hot knife challenge, boiling a game, driving over a game, put a game in cement, putting a game in a cannon, putting a game in a tornado, put a game in a blender, put a game in a washing machine
Great podcast. The Megaman video was really epic.
I still remember taking a hammer to my copy of AHHH! Real Monsters on sega.... 10 year old me could not deal with the frustration that game induced.
I honestly cannot believe that there are human beings who enjoy the beverage “yuengling”
Oh wow! James named off my three favorite ice cream flavors in the same order I would rank them.
I cracked up when Kieran said 'Big Bigfoot' at 41:48.
The Thirteenth Warrior was filmed near my hometown of Williams Lake British Columbia. I knew some people who were extras in it.
also, there should be an avgn episode of the spyhunter playstation 2 games (spyhunter, spyhunter 2, and spyhunter nowhere to run)
Lads, you need to work on the Guinness pour!!
Welcome to the Justin Show.
I would love to hear your take on Xavier: Renegade Angel
These have become the highlight of the week! Lovin it
I'd recommend an episode on James Bond games, and at the end cut one in half with a laser.
Keirian: “should we nuke a game?”
Me: “can you nuke Justin?”
I don't know what your next Cinemassacre Video episodes will cover, but could you guys do an episode on the movie, Heavy Metal (1981)? I'd love to get your perspective on that movie especially since it involves weird sci-fi fantasy and rock music.
I found some really big shoes in the woods once, spooky stuff.
When y'all were talking Big Foot and the folks involved potentially staying quiet due to a practical joke becoming a legend, I was almost expecting someone to suggest a movie based around that very idea.
I'm loving these!!
I have had mead a few times at a Medieval event here in the UK and it was really nice. Strong too! So just depends what you get and where tbh like everything else.
james, if you such a big fan of redlettermedia, why not ask to join in one of their videos?
Guinness cans have already a "mechanism" to make it be served pressurized James, you can check it in internet, if you open an empty Guiness can, you'll see a white "ping Pong" ball that makes the magic. You’re not supposed to drink it from the can directly. Well, technically you CAN (pun intended) but it’s unconventional. The cans are pressurized by having liquid nitrogen added into them during manufacturing. In turn, the nitrogen will vaporize once the can is sealed and enter the plastic ball through a small entrance alongside some beer. Thus, upon cracking open a can of Guinness, the high pressure from within the widget forces the nitrogen out into the beer, ultimately creating that creamy head
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of barpersons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Additionally we don't serve beer at room temperatur in the UK we serve it at cellar temperature, we also age our IPAs (like they should be) a young IPA is like a young whisky it's just an aberration.
Cellars are rooms. 😶
…
What if you drink it in the cellar too? Then you’re drinking a room-temperature beer at room temperature.
@@JMetalGuitarist cellars are cold rooms.
“This is the Cinemassacre podcast, let’s go”. Great intro! XD
I always hated the flavour of beer(I'm in the U.S. so all a drank was U.S. beers to this point) and would only drink beer if it was an Ultra Lite/Light variant. Then a couple years ago a friend told me I wasn't drinking the right beers and introduced me to German beer... I found I love actual beer.
Destruction with caustic/acidic chemicals, maybe some sort of dramatic table saw.